THRILLER PACING
Even if your book isnt a thriller, youre trying to achieve what would be
considered thriller pacing. A thriller isnt ponderous it moves like a
starving shark. It doesnt dally. It careens forth with a sense of barelycontrolled energy, like a car barreling down a ruined mountain road with
its brake line cut. It doesnt matter if the book isnt a thriller you can
still lend some of that energy to the fiction just the same. A sense of
breathlessness, of anticipation, of sheergotta-know-more. Thriller pacing
to me, at least means the story moves. No fucking about. A boot
mashed against the accelerator. (A good example of this in television
is: Orphan Black. Every episode ushers that story forward. No hesitation.
Nothing dragged out.)
5. AN UPPERCUT OF MYSTERY
Said it before: the question mark is shaped like a hook. The question (i.e.
mystery) is bait. The question mark at the end of a question is the hook
that sets in the cheek of the reader and drags them along. Populate the
work with mysteries big and small. Mysteries of all types, too
mysteries related to character, to big plot, to subplot, to worldbuilding
and metaplot, to backstory, to future happenings, and on and on. Every
chapter should contain some iota of mystery, for it is the question that
keeps them reading. And when you solve one mystery, more must arrive.
Each answer creates two more questions. Its like: finding the key to the
locked door just reveals a room with more locked doors or a room full
of keys. Or a room full of wombats wearing tiny top hats and solving
baroque-looking puzzle boxes. WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW
YOU, one such sinister wombat says. Then the door to Hells sex
labyrinth opens.
one, so that the entirety of your story isnt one unpleasant trachea-punch
after another; two, so that you can, just as they get comfortable, tracheapunch them. HA HA HA THEY THOUGHT YOU WERENT GONNA DO
THAT. The fools. The fools! *punches you in the trachea*
readers mind that you, the storyteller, will eventually do the right thing.
They must be uncertain as to the health of the future in the story youre
telling victory cannot be clearly predicted, the protagonists hopes and
dreams are held in increasing danger, the power of good over evil cannot
be assured. You create doubt by, well, being an asshole. That character
everyone knows you wont kill? *stabs them in the neck* Just as hope
gets within sight? *pushes red button, hope explodes* Think of yourself
as a bank robber one who has to shoot a hostage now and again to
prove how serious you are. Doubt brings them back. Because they want
to see how youre going to convince them otherwise. They want to be
tricked.
often the story itself has a very simple crux to it. And that crux is, almost
literally, a crossroads. It is the question WILL THEY, or WONT THEY?
Will she cure her disease? Will the couple get together? Will he save his
son, or blow up the moon, or avenge his chihuahua, or whatever. This is
it: the binary question. Yes or no. Let this question infect every page. Let
it grant the tale the energy it needs to compel readers. Practically
speaking, it means never letting this question drift far from the story
youre telling. Always circle back to it.
4. OH, SHIT
This turn is also fairly essential: Oh, Shit, means, We just escalated the problem. One tiger
got loose? Now its ten. The protagonists love interest is getting married? His fiancee is also
pregnant. The hero is being hunted by terrorists? Now the terrorists can psychically control
bees. This turn is a very simple one to understand: you have a pot of water on the stove, now its
time to turn the knob click by click until it gets hotter and hotter and eventually boils over.
In many stories youll have that moment where it looks like everything is basically fucked. In the
original Star Wars trilogy, this is perhaps best embodied by the end of Empire Strikes Back.
You reach the end of that film youre like, Oh, okay, so, thats it. Obi-Wans long dead, Luke lost
his hand, the Rebellion is against the ropes, Vaders way too powerful and also Lukes uncle or
whatever, Han Solo got turned into a coffee table for a slimy turd-skinned space gangster. Okay,
everybody. Time to pack it up and go home. This is the dark pit, the bleak moment, the part in
the aerial acrobatics show where the plane dives right toward the ground and you think its
impossible to pull up in time but then vvvooooooom there it goes.
Here the oil-slick story squirms away from the all is lost or the false victory moment and tears
off its mask and says, HAR HAR HAR, I ENGINEERED IT THIS WAY FROM THE VERY
BEGINNING. The hero appears defeated but then she pulls a machete out of her ass-crack and
starts cutting fools to pieces. Or the antagonist is thrown in jail but suddenly we realize that was
his intention all along and now hes closer to the Queens Jewels he wants to steal or the
orphanage he wants to blow up or the Whole Foods where he buys his sinister quinoa.
Excalibur. (Somebody throw some money at my face so I can write this up, proper.) Point is, a
character goes through the tale not realizing he had what he needed all along: the secret weapon,
the launch codes, the love of his life, a delicious Snickers bar, whatever.
His death is an explicit part of the story its just a death nobody ever expects. Think of this as a
character-specific version of the aforementioned Sweet Jeebus We Totally Fucking Lost
the audience really doesnt expect you to drop the axe on a beloved major character. Which is
exactly why you sometimes need to do just that.
The opposite of everything is lost is yay everything just got solved, except the trick here is that
the end of the conflict doesnt come at the end of the story like everyone figures but rather, far
earlier. (Beware: spoiler incoming.) Look no further than Breaking Bad, where Walter
White effectively solves the problem put forth in the pilot: cancers gone and the treatments are
paid for, so whats the problem? It would seem as if a vacuum is created by the loss of conflict
but instead it demands a deeper, more meaningful conflict as a troubling truth is revealed as he
continues on his path: Walter White wanted to be the drug lord Heisenberg all along.