Issue #502
August 2016
I have no idea why they sent the letter by FedEx instead of mailing it. Its not like a giant tarantula was
going to pop out of the mailbox or something.
Before I could call the Judge Mathis people, they called me. I told them I might be willing to be appear.
After all, Id get a free trip to Chicagoand if I won my case, Id be guaranteed to receive my money instead of
worrying about the defendants not paying upso why not? Because it bips. No, seriously, the real reason I didnt
appear on the show was either that the defendants didnt want to appear, or the show couldnt get hold of them.
After our local court sat on my lawsuit for months and I was forced to have one of the defendants served
twice, I received another Judge Mathis letter like that.
But my case was settled in the regular court. The main defendant didnt show up for court, but the second
defendant did, and he threw in the towel right away because he had no defense for enabling bounced checks to be
written on his accountso I won that part of my claim hands-down. I bet he contacted a lawyer, and I bet the
lawyer told him he had no defense for that.
The parts of the case I didnt win included (among other things) the fees the bank charged me for being
the victim of bounced checks (since that was considered the banks fault) and the service fees from other counties
(since the county isnt responsible for other counties fees). Oh, Ill recoup itjust not from the defendants in this
case. Itll be tougher, but I have ways of making that happen. Theres enough blame to go around, and the biggest
culprits are criminal gangs like the Tea Party that have preyed on the community. I dont plan to sue organized
crime rackets like the Tea Party. Instead, I will ruin them.
Quite frankly, I no longer know what to think about the defendants I sued. They are truly a riddle wrapped
in a mystery inside an enigma. They are without a doubt among the strangest people Ive ever met. That says a
lot: As an example of the weird people Ive encountered over the years, there was a slob in college who regularly
slopped salad dressing everywhere in the food court and insisted on borrowing my notebook so he could draw a
Ronald Reagan/Bill Clinton/Elvis Presley hybrid. Its hard to top that.
In addition, the case was botched at so many levels.
A clouded mind (theirs) begat a clouded court case.
my birthdayas if the system was trying to rub my nose in it. This also lends credibility to a theory I had that the
Tea Party was actually setting her up to target me all along. It would make perfect sense that Team Tyranny would
try to bleed me dryin terms of both money and time.
Tea Party politicians had been interfering in the police investigation of the defendant from day one
because they dont want her suppliers to be caught. Now its clear they were also making an effort to make sure
my lawsuit couldnt be servedall because I exposed Tea Party corruption. Theres simply no other explanation
for waiting 9 months and then finally arresting the defendant right when it no longer mattered. Unlucky for the
Far Right, I knew where the second defendant works, so I could serve the papers on him. I dont think they were
counting on that.
(For what its worth, a Tea Party political candidate several years ago had his campaign office just a few
blocks from here, and heroin abuse in this part of town spiked shortly thereafter. They could have put the office
anywhere in a 20-county area. Why here? Was heroin being sold from this office, and did it fund the campaign?)
Remember, I didnt start this zine because authorities were competently fighting crime. The system shit in
their hat, so now they have to wear it.
This will go down in history as the year the Internet whined itself silly.
Have you noticed what a dumpster fire customer support websites have become? We knew support
forums for Google and Microsoft were hosed, but its not just them anymore. For some of us, life is a series of
projectsnot eventsand we project people download lots of useful programs. Inevitably, well encounter
serious bugs in some of these programs that could dash an entire project to smithereens at the drop of a face if
were not careful. So I calmly report these bugs on the support forum. Lately, however, my reports are usually met
with e-mails from some stick-in-the-poop saying my support question shouldnt be posted on a support forum
and that my question has been deleted.
Then were should I post it? The toilet?
Instead of answering my question, they lash out in the most pathetic way possible. They remind me of the
comic book store owner on The Simpsons.
These arent people who actually own the forums. Theyre just folks who think theyre smarter than
everyone else and built up credentials by giving bad support advice. Their credentials have given them permission
the man they sued filed his own suit against the debt collector for illegally filing a false, deceptive or
misleading affidavit.
Yes, that word is spelled affidavit. Not affidavid, like everyone on the Internet seems to think.
I believed some strange things when I was young. When I was a tiny tot, I knew the world was round, but
I thought we were on the inside of the sphere rather than the outside.
I thought items dumped in the Ohio River would float upstream, land in the Atlantic Ocean, and float to
Europe.
I thought TV actors werent real people.
I thought my parents personally knew musician Paul Simon.
I thought people automatically lost all their teeth when they reached adulthood.
I thought fire departments burned down houses (and not just for practice).
I thought TV channel numbers were the same in every city.
I thought the Eastern Hemisphere was called Droid.
I thought going through an underwater tunnel like the Holland Tunnel would be like scuba diving, only in
a car.
I thought the opposite of in color (as in a TV show or movie) was in public (because the color kept
fading in and out while we were watching a public broadcasting station).
And I thought big corporations werent allowed to do whatever the hell they wanted. Silly me!
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