F.I.L.E. !
69. get a garage door opener and drive through suburbia until one
opens
70. place a cup of rotting eggs and milk near their houses
ventilation intake
71. put a padlock on their fence and lose the key
72. remove their lawn mower blade
73. degause their tape collection
74. talk with your mouth full
75. put crushed garlic under their car seat
76. did you know volkswagons are air tight (mostly) roll up all
the windows except one and stick a hose in. roll it up the rest
of the way, turn it on
77. format all the school computers
78. relabel all their video tapes, chemicals, disks, etc...
79. sell everything they own via the classified ads in the paper
80. tap rythmically with you fingers, pencils, rulers...
81. turn up the oven
82. scream and perform a seizure during lunch time in the
caffeteria
83. grunt now and then
84. ask why every time they speak
85. slurp drinks
86. drool during a conversation with an authority figure
87. did you notice that some brands of cat food look just like
tuna? swithch labels
89. ALL teachers keep asprin in their desks, switch it with nytol
90. breath like a horse
91. sell them encyclopedias at four o clock in the morning
92. loosen one link in their bike chain
93. saran wrap over the toilet seat
94. raod kill is the gift that keeps on giving
95. keep sending mail to Abe Froman and use their adress get
others to do so
96. when they are driving suddenly scream as loud as you can then
stop
97. turn their car stereo up all the way before they go someplace
98. place a few good size hunks of dry ice in a 2 liter plastic
soda bottle, add some rit dye ( preferably red liquid dye ) close
the lid throw it into their hot tub and run like hell
99. writing in candle wax does not come off, in the summer it
melts on white pavement and turns dark grey. write your favorite
slogan on your friends drive way.
100 is just too wacky to mention
If there are any questions or comments leave mail for:
PUNK ROCK GIRL (me)
EZRA
THE INFIDEL
THE POTATOE LADY
but in a way arent we all