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here’s why 82 2 3 W O R S T DECISIONS You’d want to score low on this checklist PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES 88 J A N E Y B She's here to brighten up your day COVE R STORY J E S SY M E N D I O L A Mendiola. Manila . R O N A L D B AT O D E L A ROSA Real talk with the Philippine’s top cop 74 K I D S W H O CRIME Should we be lowering the age that we can send them to jail? 78 M E D I C A L MAR I J UANA Let’s (puff-puff)pass a bill for it already.September 2016 CONTENTS F E AT U R E S 68 G E N .

. it doesn't include being good at trashtalk 1 9 COMICS: RAINING CATS AND DOGS And another problem that comes with it GENT PULSE FITS 34 D I N N E R D A T E Have her eating out of your hand in no time 20 P O K E M O N G O One man’s journey to .September 2016 CONTENTS 14 E L I T E V S . ARTU NEPOMUCENO VERGE ..childhood 9 4 D E N I M D AY S Creating a rotation out of the best basics 36 WHAT I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN: BIG SHOW The WWE star has some advice for all you husky boys out there 24 R O C K B A R S Real bars where the music never died 96 S T O R E GUIDE Hotspots of the north and south 38 S E x DOSSIER Well. that escalated quickly 25 S T R A N G E R THINGS Here comes the 80’s all over again with better special effects 26 B E A B E N E D ICTO Let’s us into her house of fun at last 32 W H I S K E Y Decoding the dadliest of drinks 98 O F F D U T Y Medals dangling around your neck are optional BOOST 1 05 S E L F D E FE N S E Sparring partner not included 1 08 W I N E A N D CH E E S E C O M B I N AT I O N Pinkies out and feast like the bourgeoisie 1 1 0 M O T O R : BY D That’s “Build Your Dreams” by the way 112 C A S A REGINA Mi casa. MASSES Stories from both sides of the fence 18 W H AT GAMERS ARE MADE OF No. su casa ese 116 P A G E ENDER: THIS I S W H AT YO U CAM E F OR A final ode to the finest in the land PHOTOGRAPHY: JAKE VERZOSA.



Misogyny. n. A hatred of women
That is the dictionary definition of a word that, by its implications, almost directly points
to its perpetrators as exclusively men. Feminists say men are misogynists because, come
on, who else can it be? Maybe they’re right, in so far as those dicks who hurt women
physically are concerned; wrong because the majority of us worship and adore women—
definitely, we don’t hate them.
But here’s a thought: if “misogyny” means hating women, can women be
We’d have to answer yes.
And it’s not even a clever remark to absolve us of any fault. It’s what we had seen
Jessy Mendiola go through the moment she was declared this year’s Sexiest in the Land.
The hate she endured online was enormous and terrifying. And a lot of it came from
women. Truth is, I don’t get it. Most of the hate Jessy got was focused on her physical
flaws. Well, let me tell you what I find sexy about Jessy, and it has nothing to do with
body parts: I find her voice sexy.
Those of my age will understand this: remember back in the day when we could talk
with a girl for hours on the phone (landline)? It’s 4 a.m., we’ve been at it for six hours,
and we’re still going, kept alive by that voice on the other end sounding so sweet, so soft
like silk, the sexiest we’d ever heard—and we hadn’t even seen her face because she was
just a random number we called?
That was what I was thinking the first time I met her and listened to her speak. She
sounded both fragile and carefree. I loved it. I wish there was a
way you could listen to her voice as you read her cover profile.
How do you capture sexiness like that in a picture? You can’t.
And maybe that’s the whole point of this year’s 100 Sexiest List:
it's a celebration of women’s qualities both seen and unseen.
Sorry if I sound a bit self-absorbed. It’s just that this issue
has taken on a whole new sense of purpose. Apart from Jessy’s
story, we got an exclusive interview with PNP Chief Director
General Ronald “Bato” Dela Rosa and many tough questions were
answered. There are real issues here, gentlemen. Real big issues—
and you’re reading it on FHM.

What FHMers
have been up to
this month
We had the honor of interviewing the
immovable rock of the PNP forces,
the Ronald “Bato” dela Rosa. The
chief said a lot of memorable stuff
during our talk but what really stuck
the most was his parting inquiry, “O,
kailan kayo susuko?”

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I really loved your pictorial with Solenn
Heussaff. If I had to guess, probably one
of your art directors really loved Game of
Thrones? Ha ha! Anyway, Solenn looked
amazing as always and I’ll be sure to buy
every issue you put her on! Looking forward
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I really hope Ely can save OPM. Other people
might say OPM is still alive because bands
are still playing gigs but no one actually goes
to see the good bands. As you can see wala
namang malalaking concert na ginagawa ang
mga local artists and if there are, maliit na
portion lang of them can. But foreign acts are
always so popular–halos laging dinudumog
kahit sunod-sunod ang mga concert. Masakit
mang aminin, namamatay na talaga ang OPM.
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Wikipedia . tiMberland HeiGHts. riZalhttp://www. Flickr special tHanks to bMW car club oF tHe pHilippines reGina apiGo and patrick apiGo oF casa reGina.casareginatimberland.EXPLAI N E R Both sides of the story FHM talks to tHe people really aFFected by tHe country’s pertinent issues Words: cHise alcantara pHotos: Getty iMaGes. san Mateo.

Filipinos are so angry with one another because even though we live in the same country.V Verge HOW TO SOU N D R EAL SMART Edited by CHISE ALCANTARA chise. every smartass comment. We asked people from different walks of life to share their stories to try to understand where they’re coming from.alcantara@summitmedia. because you had a good life during Martial law. every violent reaction. let's just try to hear each other out .ph no one really cares about your opinion. We get angry because you don’t know what we’ve gone through. is just a way for people to project their own beliefs upon yours. because you voted for duterte. our understanding of what’s happening to us as a people just seems like they’re from different worlds. no one actually reads the article because everything you need to know is already in the title. we’re sure that everything you have to say is “misinformed” or is “uneducated” because you’re a our perspectives. For once.

more than half of the population uses the train systems and most of them even just walk to the stations most of the time. the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority has estimated that there are 2. alex* Member of the board of Homeowners in his subdivision Have-nots: We tried applying for government funded housing organizations but because of the size of my family (there were 12 of them). the assistance given will most likely take time before it is felt by the masses.Verge EVE BASWEL W H A T W O U L D H A P P E N T O Y O U I F W E T A K E A W AY T H E J E E P N E Y S The LFTRB has been pushing to phase-out public utility vehicles that have been in commission for 15 years and longer to decongest traffic in the metro. Most of the time people like us don’t really have a choice. In their most recent population count in I want them to understand that sometimes. In more ‘civilized’ countries. jeepney driver for over two decades MARK JESALVA A R E I N F O R M A L S E T T L E R S J U S T INCONVENIENCIES? 16 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 facebook. which have held multiple strikes to protest the proposition. we could never find a place. Fr. president of bMW car club of the philippines Have-nots: Ano na’ng gagawin naming mga matatanda? Paano kami maghahanap ng trabaho eh hindi nga kami tinatanggap? antonio kampanyero. Haves: In all I would share my experiences with my students. atty.8 million informal settlers in Metro • fhmphilofficial Squatting has been a problem of the Philippines for more than half a century now. we had no choice but to build the wall to separate the two communities because of overwhelming complaints from homeowners. I’d rather just take out my car on weekends and take the subway going to work if public transport was only safer and more convenient. ericson ang. it’s been a lot easier for the community to develop the land and in general. isaac*. Every year. an assistant professor in a well-known university in Quezon city who was an informal settler before moving into the convent of his religious order .ph • twitter. hindi lang ‘matigas ang ulo’ ng mga ‘skwaters’ kaya ayaw nilang umalis sa bahay nila. it has worried groups like Alliance of Concerned Transport Organizations (ACTO).fhm. I believe that the use of jeepneys as one of the major modes of transportation has outlived its usefulness. Not to sound like Donald Trump. While there have been programs by the Department of Interior and Local Government to provide housing. but ever since the wall was built. Haves: The public transportation here in the Philippines has to be remodeled. While this proposition is only in its drafting stage and has no probably date of implementation. 65 years old. feel safer knowing there won’t be any more incidences of drunks walking in the streets at night.

bigger companies are allowed to have only 20% of its workforce be contractual. nora*. Haves: “People move from one job to another to build a stronger more diverse resume and gather more professional skills nowadays. I’m glad we have family in the US that are willing to take us in because I know “they” are coming for my parents soon. sobrang makakatulong ito sa mga baguhan naming mga guard at sa tingin ko. through his connections in the • fhmphilofficial SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 17 . a mother filing a sexualharassment complaint against their neighbor who was a suspected drug pusher in their neighborhood. Jose delos reyes. I hate my parents for bringing me and my siblings into this fucking mess. mas magkakaroon pa sila ng inspiration para maglingkod nang mabuti sa aming paaralan dahil hindi na sila matatakot matanggal. it’s easier to fight for those rights if you were blessed with a good college degree. MARK JESALVA D O T H E R E A L LY S A F E R ? S H O U L D T H E C O N T R AC T UA L I Z AT I O N O F J O B S B E S TO P P E D ? One of the current administration’s promises during its campaign was to stop contratualization of jobs. Labor Secretary Silvestre Bello fully supports what the administration is doing. Haves: I’ve known about it since I was in highschool. There have been at least 756 killed drug suspects in the first 54 days of the current government administration. a total of The labor department already has a resolution in the works to help completely eradicate contractualization. currently head of security in a well-known private school in san Juan * as per request of some of our interviewees. I've seen armed men lurking outside our house allan*. but luckily for most millennials. he found out that he himself was a part of the “list” of suspected drug dealers in his barangay. a philosophy graduate from ateneo de Manila university is from a family of drug dealers. Have-nots: Dapat naman talaga mamatay yang mga adik na yan para maging ligtas sa lugar namin. Hindi naman sa gusto kong may mamatay pero may magagawa pa ba kami? Ang tagal-tagal na niyang nakatira sa amin at nanggugulo pero binabayaran lang daw nila yung pulis para pabayaan sila. elmer facebook. For now. their names have been changed to protect their identities. a part-time teacher at a wellknown all-boys school Have-nots: Binoto ko si Duterte dahil sa pangako niyang alisin ang billion pesos worth of drugs has been confiscated by PNP representatives. I’ve never touched the stuff because I've seen what they can do.fhm.S T R E E T S F E E L According to Senator Allan Peter Cayatano’s opening statement in the Senate Probe session on Extrajudicial • twitter. The sad thing about contractualization is the possibility of being abused by employers by taking away an employee’s rights. Kung mapaisatupad ito. www.

us. Garena Philippines.Verge K I L L Welcome to the big leagues Do you HavE WHat It takEs to BEcomE a PInoy PRo-GamER? PUTTI N G I N TH E HOURS our gaming overlords “in korea. teams are usually brought together by sponsors and play together only for a few months before being entered into tournaments. of Garena Philippines. “nothing that is messy on the hands.000 and above). and limited in-game items they spend approximately P15. and in Eu [have] gaming houses where they can practice 10-12 hours a day [as a team]… [while Pinoy pros] are limited to about 8-10 hours [on their own].” advices Lim.” shares Lim. “you do not want your keyboard and mouse to get all grimy. who literally spends 8-10 hours a day personally dealing with pro-gamers and all their loveable quirks! Here’s our chance to get a more intimate look at how Pinoy pro-gamers are… IRL. ILLUSTRATION: LOUIS ARENAS S . But in reality. the world’s most played moBa (multiplayer online Battle arena) is slowly taking that track by providing pro gamer salary (P15.000 at the least. facebook. and this is not because they visited the Philippines it is because they had their own experiences of playing with Filipinos.fhm. Franco Lozada Lim. Every gamer has at one point in their lives considered going pro. “For hardcore gamers who usually purchase limited game Because WORDS: CHISE ALCANTARA. While different companies invest differently. getting paid to do something you love is #lifegoals. our gaming spots are well-stocked with all the instant-cooked. limited gaming peripherals. FOOD FOR TH E GODLI KE Like all on-the-go jobs. the company that brought League of Legends. most people think Pinoy pro-gamers as glorified tambays but is that really the case? Do we really know what Pinoy pro-gamers lives are like? We interview e-sports executive.” says Lim. only a few teams like IPt (Imperium Pro team) have gaming houses. “many of my foreign gamer friends actually know a few of tagalog curse words. P I N OY GAM I N G VO CA B U L ARY Pinoy gamers are known to be quite the poets when they communicate with other players. being a pro-gamer requires you to be as efficient as any nine to five suit when it comes to nutrition.” 18 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 TECH I E B LI NG While anyone can just save up for a good Pc. T H E PAYO F F the number everyone’s been waiting for. fastfried goodies available in the • fhmphilofficial www.” says • twitter. Luckily.000 a month) which will be implemented January 2017 to each of their pro players along with prize money they win from tournaments (fvirst place teams get up to P100. showcasing the legit bling from sponsors (or sponsors sana) separates the hardcore gamers from the casual ones. • • fhmphilofficial SEPtEMBEr 2016 FH M 19 .com/FHM..Verge Cabin fever FH M COM ICS Art: MELVIN CALINGO everyday's a holiday when you're in team work-from-home.fhm. unless #6 Story: CHISE ALCANTARA Cats and Dogs www.

although I doubt picking him despite how cute the sprite was.castillo@summitmedia. PROLOGUE I couldn’t believe it. but there they were. Fans just uploaded a screenshot of Pokémon GO gameplay on Facebook. CASTILLO pong. New Zealand. Apparently. looked the most badass. duh. You could only imagine how my face lit up when the app worked and the GPS started mapping out the nearby streets in our area.. Enter Pokémon CAtCH’ EM ALL! Fantasy fulfilled You’d understand the hype if you grew up at the time Ash Ketchum and Pikachu was first introduced to the Filipino consciousness via the animé series in 1999 on GMA. At 25 years old— employed and all—I was ready to begin my [virtual] Pokémon journey. With social media blowing up. all those years spent tossing paper balls into the trash bin finally paid A quick afternoon stroll around the neighborhood got me a Krabby and a Pidgey. other than GB games and trading cards. Niantic.P Pulse YO U R G U I D E tO EVERYtHING tRENDING Edited by PONG M. an installer from outside the safety 20 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 facebook. It only got better when the Game Boy and the trading card games subsequently made its way to the country. the thought of living in a world where actual Pokémon roam lit a fire under us fans of the beloved franchise.fhm. and the United States that day. An official announcement on the augmentedreality game’s launch date was yet to be made by its since I was a puny eight-year-old. I immediately corrected Ash’s mistake and chose Charmander as my starter Pokemon because its final evolution. I decided to take a break from playing and www. The catching mechanics were so . I wasn’t aware of the starter Pikachu Easter egg. Pokémon GO was released in • twitter. some of my more ingenious friends were able to play it with an Android application package (APK)– basically. “This is it. After • fhmphilofficial of the official app store. I didn’t even weigh the pros and cons of those dubious links. this wasn’t a matter of phone security—I’ve long waited for the closest thing to realizing a dream. boasting their newly caught Pokémon. Back then. Charizard. As much as I wanted to bring out my bike and go about the next city. Still.” I told myself.

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Aside from the possibility of catching Pokémon along the way.” He grabbed my phone and used the item that increased the spawn rate of Pokémon. it might just be working.. Imagine my surprise when Niantic “paused” the game in regions outside the original three due to server issues. ended up circling our little neighborhood. Even the office has a way better turnout rate compared to our rather obscure abode. L O CAt I O N . But the move backfired because instead of resetting my speed. Imagine how envious I got when he told stories of Bonifacio High Street teeming with trainers. Seriously. prepared myself for a night which is actually a bad thing (meaning the traffic there is the worst). which requires a trainer to cover various distances before getting a random Pokémon. I had to entertain guests at Dad's party. A cruel joke for somebody who loves the game and a stark reminder of the reason I was there. MARk jESAlvA KIDs KNOw bEt tE R The game’s official release in the Philippine coincided with my father’s birthday. my Pokémon journey had to wait. and stay upstairs to read about the game since it was pouring outside. Edsa has multiple PokéStops—only if you’re quick enough to swipe—and some decent Pokémon. trainers in BGC. Boni—before the game. Jeez. oh. Pokémon spawn better based on a location’s draw of warm bodies and the feasibility of businesses. however. just like their mom and dad. the video production team gets the chance to throw Poké Balls at something every five minutes. including the occasional biggies. and the proverbial Pidgeys. Considering how I dread my daily commute—from Cainta to 22 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 b OY F R I E N D D U t I E s My girlfriend and I often had arguments about facebook. I had to wait another month to resume the hunt. it doesn’t extend to the FHM side (particularly the website staff’s) of the workplace. Apparently. and I. it only emptied my battery faster and caused my phone to overheat. “Ganito. In front of a telco building that has 24/7 Lure. after all. get you a day’s worth of Pokehaul. Rattatas. No wonder that in just a couple of days. malls and commercial developments were holding “Lure Parties”—an item called a Lure Module is activated at a PokéStop (where you get training essentials) to do what exactly it says on the tin: lure Pokémon. someone has to do something about that eternal rush hour. The best Pokémon I got from my everyday grind? A Magmar with a combat power (CP) of 1064 that I chanced upon along EDSAOrtigas on the way home. my cute godkid shrieked upon the sight of a Jigglypuff I caught earlier. One of the attendees was my cousin who lives in Bonifacio Global • fhmphilofficial www. here in the country. While we were . Meanwhile. My cousin. were already into the game. though. Heartbroken. L O CAt I O N . or any place that has multiple watering holes. my nephew asked “ Marunong kang mag-Incense?” “Huh?” I innocently shot back. I've thought of rebooting every time the game cautions me to take things slow. Due to the heavy downpour. while Ortigas Avenue Extension ensures quality incubation. The catch: you really have to walk. Growing up in a tech-savvy household. t R A F F I C N O t s O FAtA L Someone joked about the boom of Pokémon GO as the government’s solution to the worsening gridlock in the metro. Eastwood. his son and daughter. Meanwhile. his wife. certain parts of the Summit headquarters are blessed with an unfair spawn ratio. I was planning to be anti-social that night.. Unfortunately. Go above the 15 kph limit and the game will say you can't play while moving that fast.fhm. another feature of the game is egg-hatching. slightly drenched and a Squirtle better.Pulse instead. L O CAt I O N It’s been three days and all I’ve caught are • who is my godchild. To cheat the system. Can’t wait for our Nuvali trip. While us here along the Marcos Highway area run in circles to catch a Zubat.

I’m even seriously considering buying a Nintendo 3DS for the arrival of Pokemon Sun and • fhmphilofficial A L OV E R E K I N D L E D Suddenly. We had to wait every Friday for a new episode of Pokémon. It will take some time before Filipinos learn to casually talk to each other.. the game reflects the attitude of most Filipinos in making new friends. just halfway through to the pinnacle 40. The task seems daunting. I’ve only caught 67. Having talked about my unbridled love of the game through text. vEEPEE AldABA ‘tajiri’s penchant for catching bugs evolved into something far more complex than just catching and Charizard facebook. and we swapped stories about work. their brainchild was embedded into the hearts of dreamers like him’ keeping phones down during dates. Even though we’re known for being hospitable to foreigners. It was our scheduled date (since we live on opposite sides of the region) and she wanted to grab a couple of beers in Kapitolyo. I was lucky to have this one experience wherein a Magmar sprang in front of me while I was crammed inside a UV Express at Robinsons Metro East. w H O ’ s t H At P O K é M O N ? As far as Pokémon GO being a social tool. We even transferred to a pub which had activated Lure (Good thing she was also craving for www. I’m still 112 Charmander candies away from a mighty Charizard. but that particular episode is a good start. which got me my strongest Pokémon. With the game signaling a Pokémon nearby. After a few failed attempts. Such thoughts bring back memories of the time when we would take turns on our Gold Gameboy Advance console and save up for Eveready batteries for lack of rechargeable ones. It’s been a while since we’ve had those kind of verbal exchanges. Safe to say my attempt at converting her was a success. Pokémon GO couldn’t have come at a more perfect time.fhm. the same cannot be said about our behavior towards one another. while I shot occasional glances at my phone. I just reached level 20 in the • twitter. I find myself watching gameplay video blogs of Pokémon GO (MoreAlia) and replays of Pokémon episodes (Charizard vs Magmar FTW). murmured something then brought out his phone. What came next was probably the biggest decision I ever made in our almost four-year relationship. I’d coax her to download the game. for fear of being addicted to it. The creator (Satoshi Tajiri) and illustrator (Ken Sugimori. but I’m just getting started. She isn’t too keen on the idea. she was already gloating about her haul and was waiting for the next The dude seated beside me must’ve noticed. local closet trainers would rather bury their hands in their phones to avoid such social exchanges. I wasn’t surprised with my actual love’s first line upon seeing me: “ Baka naman puro Pokémon ka pag magkasama tayo ah!” I made sure that wasn’t the case. Tajiri’s penchant for catching bugs evolved into something far more complex than just catching and training. Their brainchild was embedded into the hearts of dreamers like him. only to be drawn out again through Pokémon GO.caramel beer). first 151) of Pokémon couldn’t have imagined the cultural impact of these pocket monsters when they first came up with the FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 23 . just to see Ash lose and win a badge after befriending the Gym Leader. though. Once in a while. As if only one of them has the chance to catch that Pinsir that just spawned. although you’d be wrong to think that I would stop there. and the ones behind us followed suit. I let her catch it. I’ve already brought down a couple of gyms (although it’s quite hard to defend one with stronger trainers and Pokémon abound) and hatched a handful of eggs. While people in other countries have no qualms about asking a fellow player where to find Magikarps. It may sound cheesy. especially with no reported Charmander nests yet in the country. Of the possible 151 Pokémon currently available in the game. a lowly 1190-CP (combat power) Pinsir. 107 West Avenue. Affordable menu options? You got it. and motorcycles. They cover everything from the current hits to the cheesiest classics. there are a handful of underrated and low-key spots that offer fine original music. And did we mention steaks? WheRe: 31 Polaris St. What were once clubs and crowds shaking to the fresh sound of the most exciting bands are now drowned out by remixes and strobe zilieatery BanDS PLaYInG: Mayonnaise. but that cozy feel also extends to its guests. – 4 a. Some days they're good to watch. Razorback .facebook. Bad Hair Day fhmphilofficial ContaCt: 0921 610 8004/ BanDS PLaYInG: Blue Jean Junkies. you're not a real band.m. 24 FH M septeMber 2016 5 1 4 2 3 facebook.. but the rule is. 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Peep a Bowie poster in Jonathan Byers’ room. Toto’s “Africa” comes on during a kissing scene so you know all bases are without being tasteless.’ The mythology of Dungeons and Dragons also plays a key role in the series. This should be appreciated by fans of • fhmphilofficial septeMber 2016 FH M 25 . but the real gems in the series are newcomers Finn Wolfhard (Mike). Netflix original Stranger Things is what happens when you marry horror tropes with Stand By Me. down. finds a hero’s tribute in Stranger Things’ adolescent protagonists. Even Herbert Bautista’s bespectacled Douglas. A lot of modern horror pieces work hard to be original by injecting elaborate backstories to increase scare factor.fhm. Its first season doesn’t drag the audience through prolonged puzzles. His friends lead the search when they run into Eleven. the telekinetic young girl who is the subject of a sketchy government Rattle. Nostalgic folk would rave about Winona Ryder’s superb performance as Will’s mom. from 1984’s Manananggal SR&R episode. It didn’t ruin anyone’s childhood. The ‘80s spirit is fully invoked in the show’s facebook.O.T. but for the long-lost and muchmissed art of horror movie clichés. Stranger Things is dense in film references while nailing the ‘80s flick vibe down to the last prop. Gaten Matarazzo (Dustin). This goes for the unapologetic placement of eerie music and gooey monsters. she surprises Will with Poltergeist tickets. as well as The Thing in Michael’s basement during your re-watch. the show keeps its focus on the plot and moves along to a satisfying culmination. as well as working sexually charged teenagers into the plot. Stranger Things also does what every member of a horror movie audience always thinks of: it gets everybody working together to bring that S. club memberships are a salute to geeks and nerds everywhere.M E NTAL! Strangely familiar words: anne Mari ronquillo tHe new netFlix Hit stranger tHings is Fast Making ‘80s-inspired tHrillers our new old binge-watcH genre oF cHoice A new wave of horror is creeping into our small screens. In a flashback from Joyce Byers. Caleb McLaughlin (Lucas). and Roll not only for the novel idea of finding closure in the story.B. but most of the elements on this show are pretty much ‘Familiar Things. The show is an exquisite collage of Hollywood horror as the creators themselves (Duffer Brothers) admit to being huge fans of the works they reference. The series opens with the strange disappearance of Will Byers (Noah Schnapp) and how an entire town is pretty much turned upside down by bizarre events that follow. C H r I S T M a S I N T H e U P S I d e d o w N S e e M e d V e rY d I F F e r e NT "S I G HTI N G S S a I d P I K a C H U w o U l d b e H e r e ” • twitter. the show enhanced it. In fact. Tupperware included. and the boys’ A. played by the timeless Winona Ryder. and Millie Bobby Brown (El).V. causing us to become the stubborn poltergeists haunting our own couches. Despite having potential to get stuck up in its own Upside Down with a continuous homage. The whole series is a hat tip to E.


Ramon— swabe boy. Since we’re on the subject of online fandom. Instagram). “Dati nagpi-philosophical musings ang armpits ko. Wow!” She hilariously reveals being “forced to be (as) smart” as the four whenever she’s around them. As comfortable as she may seem in front of people. so parang. You wouldn’t want to do that. tignan mo yung post ni Ramon!’ RA.” she says in jest. Even during the interview. you see him study all the time. The only thing she should be afraid of now is how big she’s going to get in terms of stardom after being able to fully come out of her shell. My mom follows him on Instagram and whenever she sees. deep down the social media star is actually the opposite. is a genius. although I do that for a living. a minute span wouldn’t be complete without her cracking up after a joke or two. her fans are relatively tame…until a basher starts to mess with • “I have a fear of speaking in public. I know that my following is like 90 percent boys. With style blogging and horror vlogging among her other hobbies.” To put it succinctly. “I’ve always been really shy growing up. that’s their fault! Ha ha!” Bea has come a long way since her coy student days. With all the mature jokes being thrown around. hate has no place in her feed. sometimes he just says random things na sabaw lang talaga. as she is usually portrayed as a little ball of happiness. ‘Oh sige. Ramon Bautista. And a crowd couldn’t get any more confident than the one Bea is currently in. Bea is still clueless on who has such a fixation to her tootsies that that person even put up a wikiFeet page. Bea Benedicto comes off as • fhmphilofficial out to her almost 190k-strong social media following (Facebook. please. He doesn’t know how smart he ‘Bea. FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 27 . And whenever something negative comes her way. I don’t like recitation! Pag prayer leader nga ako nase-stress na ako eh. name another celebrity whose feet and armpits have social media accounts. www. “I’ll be super pragmatic about it. kausapin ko na kayo. the statement above is a [literally] gross exaggeration. Bea actually expected this upon joining the group. Turning she says she sees it as also a way for her to reach facebook. On the other hand. she either blocks or ignores them. A way to build a sense of self-certainty is to surround yourself with the most confident people. for fear of being swarmed with what she calls her “Bea Bee Defenders”: “I didn’t even have to do anything—at least I know that they’re there. Who would’ve thought? “YOLO. I wish I was more like him. pero that’s why I love him.” The only downside is that she’s also catching up on her co-anchors’ “tito” look. “Jun is a character.” Bea quips when asked why she decided to finally do it. she has really outdone herself appearing on FHM. if not a welcoming presence. As for her role in the male-dominated news program. Jun Sabayton. and RA.Rarely will you see her without a smile. She played the fresh-faced Lilibeth in the now-defunct web series Tanods. it’s quite surprising to learn that Bea actually suffers from stage fright.fhm. Her print ads and TV commercials usually have her jumping for joy and flashing her pearly whites. She has gotten used to and adopted the sometimes “green” but still intelligent brand of humor. though. Twitter. ha ha!” Other than that particular hint of weirdness. Eto ako. “These are just bored people. she and RA Rivera manage Bea Bee’s Kili-kili on Twitter. You can’t get any more charismatic than him. she does read comments. Case in point: spending time with the quickwitted bunch has improved her improv skills. all of whom she only has good words for. “Kaya nagiging bayaw na ko eh.” Don’t get her wrong. she uses the third-person point of view to explain it: “Bea is the one who’s there to kind of balance all the testosterone—there’s really too much. Lourd. and is the only female anchor that initially presented the much lighter side of news in TV5’s Kontrabando. nagba-blog ako. he brings his books before we tape. Try googling “Bea Benedicto feet” and @beabeekilikili. from being a self-confessed scaredy cat. which includes Lourd De Veyra. follow niyo naman para hindi ako maging taong-grasa.’ ha ha!” Clearly. Now.” It wasn’t until after college that she mustered enough courage to accept a hosting gig (she even nonchalantly admits that the extra dough was a factor) and eventually made a career out of it.

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a standard against which you can measure your efforts. *gags* To play this dating-and-relationships game Communication is the basis of a good relationship. too. even. that’s when deals are made and acts consummated. fast food is entirely okay. maybe a well-planned surprise lunch on a Wednesday. it is important to remember that life is bigger.fhm. a state of maintenance. if the budget can take it. the minimum effort with unrealistic expectations.) As mentioned earlier. the lowest hanging fruit. complacency is a crime. and get the best returns in the process. that series can be raunchy). sensually upwards. after all. not if you want to keep things interesting.It’s an instant gratification world we live in: drive-thru Starbucks. What’s that saying investment bankers live by? High risk. We expect fast forward convenience in everything. there are two basic things to keep in mind. D E LI G h T Th E CU STom E R So you’ve established your baseline and know each other’s Maybe. However. we go for the lowest common denominator. simultaneous movie premieres. Set the mood with something you know she’ll agree with. so. stranger. signals and perversions. Now. Farther. inviting her over to your man cave expecting to have sex on a La-Z-Boy while your GI Joe collection stands guard just won’t cut it. so if you’ve established this from the get-go. Alternatively. wants. though. but does she want it? When expectations on both sides are met. that communication should flow both ways. and many such modern things. of course. man. Does she know what you expect when you toss her a box of bananaflavored rubbers or Chromecast your latest Kayden Kross porno on the big TV? Well. Things are okay. As in finance. Maybe do both. That’s great. then kudos to you. In a healthy relationship. what does a woman want? If you can ask her facebook. of course she does. If you want to make an effort. Whisk her away to a quaint B&B in Tagaytay instead. There is no bonus reward for being lazy. but much to be gained for effort. video-on-demand. Say she expects a Labor Day staycation with you in Makati. Remember. But let’s step off our high horse for a while. but you can do • fhmphilofficial SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 35 . too. A status quo is nothing but a comfortable vanilla. just that we’re conditioned by a fast food culture that values a happy meal over a painstakingly prepared dinner for two. then by all means. (That’s why Trojan makes Magnums. For some. including relationships. high reward. Maybe she’ll let you work on those calf muscles. 24/7 connectivity. specific expectations will vary from person to person. We’re rooting for you. everything should be good as long as you have a safeword. teach yourself how to give a damn good one. Whatever happened to making an effort? To putting your best foot forward? To going out of your way to make a girl feel really special? It’s probably not because we’re lazy. E S TAB LI S h E x p E CTATI on S Why is this important? Establishing a baseline gives you a goal. In the pursuit of the expedient. but it’s not enough. You can either level up your intensity or work out your timing. you may treat her with something small but unexpected. Could be as easy as playing key episodes from Outlander’s Season 1 (man. if delivery falls short of expectations. you and your prospect may have less complicated needs and wants. if you remember to suckle hard on the turgid teat of life rather than mop up the drippings on the floor. so it’s not a one-size-fits-all situation. then you may as well just rub one out on the toilet. kink-wise. Not every relationship demands chivalry or bespoke vacations or manners straight out of Downton Abbey. • twitter. Get moving to raise that dating bar. Or a six-inch strap-on if you know she’ll appreciate your trust. you are a better man than most. then allow you to work slowly. however. but that shouldn’t prevent you from doing your own thing. The big question is. If you know she loves a good foot rub. then dear sir. That is. As long as you’re on the same page. However. infinitely richer than we can usually imagine. does this adage work in love. boredom is the enemy. Sige na nga sex isn’t ever something you should aspire for.

someone who is not insecure. It’s a team effort. even though Big Show can chokeslam you with just his pinky finger. You’ve got to take care of your home life. [your partner] has to be a strong and confident person. the better cardio you have in your love life. And no. went out dancing. to be a successful professional. Separate your professional life from your personal life. short. If you’re a big guy and you’re single and you’re out there with a hot young lady. Size is not an PHOTOGRAPHY MARK JESALVA. He has been in the wrasslin’ business for over 20 years and along the way has flown many miles. has had his share of bumps and tall. we still made sure to ask • twitter. don’t be afraid to • fhmphilofficial sounding board for you.WHAT I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN The entertainer WWE SuPErSTAr BIg SHoW knoWS A THIng or TWo ABouT SIzE. LDrS. Anybody who has ever had really amazing sex knows it’s because they connected with the person. that makes all the rest of it better. Then I said a bunch of stuff that I couldn’t take back and that was pretty much the end of that relationship. the better it is for everybody. If you’re a big guy. If you’ve got arms that are big enough to defy gravity. you’ve got to take care and communicate with everybody. I was dating a young lady for a As bro-some as he is. skinny— understanding your partner and having communication. You better give them one. you need a strong partner. fat. We had gone out the night before. He’s also a man with a lot of experience. it’s not just size that matters. If you’re only seeing your kids once a week. Being fit is always a good thing. Home is first. either. Someone who can handle the day-to-day stuff. Don’t bring your work home with you. [Whether you’re] big. you’ve got to make sure they know you love them and you’re on their mind. In the same way. they’re with you because they want an amusement park ride. The better cardio you have in wrestling. don’t bring your home life to work with you. though.fhm. Big Show has learned some even bigger lessons about women and relationships that he was more than happy to share with us. The man dubbed as “the world’s largest athlete” towers over the average Pinoy even when he’s sitting down. and is happily married despite living the rockstar life of a pro wrestler. the standard missionary is probably not going to get it done. Get your facts straight before you react. www. Cardio is very important. I did not eat the candy bar. had some drinks. But in the end. and who has a lot of compassion to be a good CATC H WW E L i v E M ANi LA ON S EPTEM B ER 9 AT THE M AL L OF AS i A ARENA 36 FH M AUGUST 2016 facebook. For LDRs to work. INTERVIEW JASON TULIO Gent . then defy gravity. Know your priorities and always communicate. had a really wild night before we went back to the apartment. The only time that size is an issue is when you truly don’t understand the person you’re with. They’re not with you ‘cos you’re handsome. size matters. little. Still. The next morning I got up and I thought she had crapped the bed but actually she had a candy bar that she left on the bed. he puts you at ease with his bearded smile and deadpan delivery. AnD kEEPIng A WomAn SATISfIED When you’re seven feet tall and weigh over 400 pounds. Anybody who’s on the road a lot and has a partner at home. had a great movie. That is the difference between success and failure: communication. which was literally over a candy bar. Leave your job at the door when you walk into your home.


you can ask me anything!” he replied. until my face was right in front of his crotch. ready to ram into me. running his hot tongue across the tops of my breasts. referring to his roommate. turned around. his chest. which turned into every few weeks. I’ll leave the key for Jet to find. I crawled back on top of him. I licked all around his crotch area. which dwindled into nothing. restrained in his own bed. He was thrusting his hips toward me.Gent Sex DO S S IER BORG SIBANAN Happy anniversary One girl gives her man a special surprise Krissy Cunanan. 22 Makati 7:30 p.fhm. “Fuck. I stood up and removed my shirt. but I went into it with eyes wide open. and led him to the bed. “Baby.” And I walked out of the room. “Don’t you ever fuck with me again. bending over to give him a long look at my butt. going faster and faster. Tonight.” He opened the door to find me sitting on a chair. I knew things would change after that.” I said. legs crossed and wearing a white button-down shirt. “I told Jet to grab a drink before heading home. and pulled them off. “I don’t know what you’re talking about!” he yelled. I licked all the way up his shaft and around the tip before taking the whole thing in my mouth. straining against the handcuffs. I knew he would cum soon. “Just enjoy. baby. greedy for the finish. I got on all fours and crawled toward him. my lips hovering above his. pushing my thong out of the way. I picked up my clothes and started to walk toward the door.” I said. He groaned in frustration. my chest. “Krissy?” I heard Nathan walk across the living area and stop right outside his bedroom door. His tongue was ravenous. “You know you really should change the password on your phone. naked except for his socks. and pulled him closer to my boobs.” I started moving my hips from side to side. sucking each one in turn. but I pushed him back down on the bed.” I said. “Please baby. I took his hand and made him sit down on the chair. knelt on the floor. baby!” he said. “And no • “Ahh!” he moaned. stockings. “You can’t fucking leave me like this!” “Happy anniversary. He would still text me every few days. you’re so hot!” he said. missing the attention. I unbuttoned my shirt as I swayed. “Baby. “Lick!” I commanded. “No touching!” I said again.m. I stood up. took his hand. “Okay then.” I reached for the handcuffs I had hidden and dangled them in front of him. baby. He looked at me. He quickly undid my bra and cupped both breasts in his hands. He let go of my breasts and sat up. I was a little sad when it was over. I slapped his hand away. I pulled back.” “ and ran my hands down my body as I danced in front of him.” I said. trying to push my head toward his dick. To paraphrase a pop song: No regrets. this is a side of you I’ve never seen!” he said excitedly. clearly enjoying it. Just when I could feel him squirming. I want you so bad!” he pleaded. twitter. He groaned as I ran my mouth over his crotch. hitched it around his neck. you’re killing me. and around his cock. “No talking. “I have another surprise. but I could tell he was loving this. as I straddled him. removed his shirt. “Who the hell is Pia?” His expression changed from arousal to confusion to understanding in the span of a second. “I just have one question before I ride your brains out. uncovered by my black lace thong. I gave him another kiss. But seeing my boyfriend excited made me a little bolder. “This is the hardest I’ve ever seen you.” I said. overflowing in my bra. baby. then turned around and unzipped my skirt. I pushed him and he fell backwards.” I told him calmly. nothing but my thong between us. “God baby. “So we can make all the noise we want!” I put a finger over his lips to shush him. Happy anniversary.” he said. where I had taped a sign: “Your anniv surprise awaits. “That feels fucking amazing!” I worked my way up and down.” I told him. “No talking!” I kissed him again before stepping back and playing some music. a pencil skirt. “What took you so long to come out and play?” I just gave him a seductive smile before putting the handcuffs around the wrought-iron grills on the bed and around his wrists. I turned around and took in the sight of . “Happy anniversary. I gave him a deep kiss. just lust. you do exactly as I say. then removed his shoes.” “At this point. And again I put a finger on his lips. rubbing his hard-on through his pants. smiling wickedly. took the roses and set them down on the floor before planting a passionate kiss on his lips. and he gamely • fhmphilofficial www. you are such a freak!” he said. this time kissing my way up his torso to his lips. feeling a little selfconscious at first. I stood up. unzipped his pants. a bouquet of roses in hand. Krissy. I lowered myself onto his lap and ground my hips against him. you can’t leave me like this! She’s just some bitch who keeps texting me!” he shouted. “Baby. I turned to face him. licking my neck. “Baby no!” he “Hey. “No touching—and that includes yourself!” I said sternly. rolling off him and getting off the bed. and licked my way down his neck. and heels. 38 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 facebook. “Not until I say so.” he said. baby. then I crawled on top of him. so I stopped abruptly. prying his hands away. surprised—I never made the first move. then gently took his boys in my mouth.” he begged again.


making sure that nothing can bring her down.STANDING her GROUND Now we know the kind of spirit buoying Jessy Mendiola. Her confidence resonates. it makes the title ‘Sexiest in the Land’ hold more meaning interview KARA ORTIGA photography XANDER ANGELES of Edge of Light Studios .





and it wasn’t even connected to this [FHM 100 Sexiest]. “I always post swimsuit pictures. her face aglow. you’d have easily given in to the urge to linger. The actress’ steady rise to fame landed her roles such as the lead in the 2013 remake of the 1992 Mexican telenovela Maria Mercedes. “I took it lightly lang kasi I wasn’t even rooting for myself. 1. inviting. showing off assets that she knew she had but didn’t really make an effort to show off. on the beach. but really. made them whimper and weak in the knees. But she is still perplexed. because it’s so overwhelming. faint trace of freckles dotting her cheeks. But while the photo had captured the attention of men. she had also. only that the list has been dominated by familiar personalities for the past few years that it took everyone by surprise when Jessy shot up the ranks from no.” says the 23-year-old actress of the unimaginable circumstance of it all. JESSY MENDIOLA WASN’T EVEN TRYING.” She has inklings as to how it may have happened: it was probably that Boracay photo she posted on Instagram last summer. but carry a more serious tone when she wants to stress on real concerns.” Jessy says of the photo. . It feels so unreal. Sabel. she says. to this year’s no. beguiling with her sheepish grin. but completely self-aware in the seductive way she preened. “Not even in my dreams. It’s so normal for people to see me in a swimsuit bakit ngayon na pinost ko ’to. There she was tantalizing.” It was the intimacy of the photo that had everyone abuzz. It’s not like she surreptitiously worked her way to the top. lahat sobrang ‘Wow. I wasn't even campaigning. the summer sun gently touching her fair skin. Her reign as FHM’s Sexiest happened almost accidentally. that helped push her up the ranks. “Yun yung pinaka-nag-viral daw. bigla akong nag-zoom up sa polls.THE FUNNY THING IS.” says Jessy. “Of course I am very happy. Kaya nagiging candid na lang ako about it. caused uproar among women who began to attack the actress’s physicality. She is honest and funny and she’ll tackle the “controversial issues” with lighthearted jest.” There is a casualness with the way Jessy talks that might cause one to mistake her indifference with being aloof. bakit parang sobrang ingay’. for some reason. like she wanted you to be there. and if you saw it. 23 last year. it’s honesty. She was so casual in her beaming sexuality. “Dun na pumasok yung mga bashers and haters kasi I think nung time na yun. The one that captured the actress in a red string bikini. I’m always on the go. She was luring viewers in. as well as the title role in the afternoon show. it feels like it’s still not happening. I just posted a picture.










they are threatened by a woman who speaks her mind. Pata. ‘Grabe parang panlalaki yung legs niya. “Women talaga are really strong. she says. pata queen. “Survey says. that fans are fans.“YOU KNOW THE WORST PART ABOUT IT. And some are young girls. It’s quite embarrassing for us women.” she insists. noting that people nowadays even criticize the bodies of gymnasts. “Don’t we already live in the year 2016?. which is the odd part).” that she has no talent except “taking her clothes off. mga lalaki pa yung nag-rerespect sa’yo. the irony being that she is vilified by her own kind. “Why do we want to pull other people down instead of helping each other up. jealousy.” Jessy is caught between the adulation and ire of men and women. “What happened to the “change” that everyone says is coming? Let’s make it happen. thunder thighs. But what is it about her that has drawn such an adverse reaction from haters? We can come up with a few theories: they are frightened of a woman who is so comfortable with her sensuality and is not afraid to work with it.” she prods on.” Many of them are perfectly capable adults.” she jokes. calling her “fat”. because a woman is so confident. even when pushed to corner of vulnerability. castigating women (not men. It’s just.we all crumble when we pull each other down. “Pata. and hazards a guess that some of them may be mothers who have daughters as old as she is. But Jessy says no. bewildered.. “MOST OF THEM ARE WOMEN. We are very strong.” she grieves.” that she “isn’t humble” because she openly acknowledges her self-worth and beauty.’” she enumerates. “Can you not look at it in a very superficial way?.. she doesn’t think of the backlash as some kind of testament to our culture of quick judgments. ‘Pata!’ Top answer!. and that’s that. . denigrating her legs. and especially among women?.” Jessy asks.” is her most popular critique. na kung titingnan mo. and that a men’s magazine would lead the way to open discussion on how we approach standards of beauty. and they bring you up. She simply chalks it up to fanaticism.” SHE SAYS OF HER HATERS. Yun yung nakakihiya. pointing out that there’s something wrong with her “thunder thighs.

Jessy woke up the next day to find she was all over the news. she’ll quip. I don’t even see myself as the sexiest. they build you up again. and FHM made that possible.” So despite the backlash and unnecessary rage. When disparaged for having thick thighs. it only takes a moment of reassessment before she continues to keep charging on. I can walk. but people wanted me to be here. they all float in your head and in front of you. “When you analyze what I said. Parang nakikita mo yung words. she walked down the ramp of the awarding party anyway. all types of sexiness we just have different ways of showing it.’ Ganun ka-grabe yung overwhelming feeling. hello?” And while she does admit that sometimes the negativity gets to her. they’re functional. I mean. One or two bad comments. So siguro I’m carrying other women [with me] too. sobra yung pagiging importante ko sa inyo na parang feeling ko ako si Pia ngayong gabi. which makes her all the more alluring. And I think for me. “It’s really hard when you’re in this industry. I just felt so happy and important.” . I can take it.That’s the good thing about Jessy—she handles everything with an unapologetic candor. So yun lang yung ibig ko sabihin nun. Jessy continues to speak out because she feels she needs to stand her ground. ‘Grabe kayo ha. I can jump. that the responsibility of being The Sexiest in the Land has actually become more substantial. ang ibig sabihin ko kasi nun parang. but she continues to practice it for fitness). Because who can compare with Miss Universe? I mean. because now she stands up for the women who are atypically considered sexy. that’s where I get my strength. I’m just blessed to have legs! Bash all you want but uhm—I have legs!” When people decried that she didn’t deserve to be FHM’s Sexiest. and look at the people around you. She’ll retort to a “fat” comment with another stunning photo of her in a two-piece suit. I can sprint. who are there to support you. “Nung night na yun. maybe even 10 or 20. and braved the critical public who once again became furious with her when she pointed out amusingly that she ranked higher than Miss Universe Pia Wurtzbach.” she clarifies. and they tell you your strengths instead of your weaknesses. I do pole dancing for crying out loud (Jessy started pole dancing for a role in Maalala Mo Kaya. if they want to wear that damn swimsuit then wear it! There are all types of confidence. Kumbaga. “Okay lang. “Siguro [what gives me strength] is the dream of sending a message across. But a thousand—sometimes it gets too much. I can even kick. But then you plant yourself on the ground again. I do Muay Thai (she has the bruises and friction burns to prove it).






Not for anyone else. She sees herself as one of the boys. FHM . is because you want it for yourself. “Hindi talaga siya mawawala. her beauty was too evident to ignore. she doesn’t do it for the boys. even when they think she leads as the sexiest. The first and only reason why you should strive to be fit. Her mom shares that her daughter was never really one who needed to be the center of attention. It shows. the only reason you should do those things. her back slightly hunched. or maybe we all need. Ako kasi. the blithe way with which she carries herself is the same kind of carefree demeanor you will see of her on the news.JESSY SUGGESTS THAT SHE ISN’T A COOKIE-CUTTER BABE. But maybe even then. it’s about time a girl is recognized by men-or womenfor exactly that. And the best part is that in everything she does. ganyan siya eh. she wanted to be a pilot. or vain. the fact that she has valid things to stand up for in the first place—all of these things build up to a woman that maybe we’ve all been waiting for. which is probably also why blunders like backlash are something she can easily brush off. her feisty conviction. they have this image of you na dapat fit ka. she does for herself: she didn’t do it for the list. and she sure as hell didn’t mean to piss so many girls off.” Jessy Mendiola could care less about what anyone thinks. too: when she throws on an oversized camo t-shirt in between layouts. kahit ano gawin ko. Her mother. agrees: she recalls that Jessy never wanted to be an actress anyway. coupled with her innate sex appeal. or dapat mas maliit yung ganito mo or mas maliit yung ganyan. as a young girl. not for what they say. And this. And maybe finally. the radiance with which it seduces. that the middle-child out of three is more insouciant to the fame. or sexy—the main reason. when she sits with her legs uncrossed.” she says exasperatingly gesturing toward her thighs. which she thinks is one of the facets of her charm. And I’m strong this way. or healthy. or for what they want you to do but for yourself. as she unguardedly snacks on a banana mid-interview. Without the perfectly coiffed poise expected of a girly girl. “Dahil sasabihin nila ‘sexiest’ ka. who is on the set to shower her with support.






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PNP chief director
geNeral roNald
"Bato" dela rosa
talks to fhm
aBout imPortaNt
thiNgs: who are
the vigilaNtes
out to kill? are
they frieNds or
eNemies? are the
Police to Be Praised
or feared?
why the rhetoric
of killiNg? has
he ever tried
drugs himself?
NothiNg was left










this interview was done on august 1, 2016, three weeks before the senate hearing on extra-judicial
killings chaired by sen. leila de lima, one of president rodrigo duterte's most vocal critic of the
death toll on our current war on drugs. some of the questions here were asked at the senate inquiry
as well, confirming them as national concerns. you saw the pnp chief slog it through two grueling
days of explaining and justifying the actions of the police as well as their efforts to resolve “deaths
under investigation” (the use of the term “extra-judicial killing” had been a thorny issue right at the
beginning of the hearing).
he was true to form at the senate—brawny, not one to mince words, sometimes funny. the same man we
saw at his office in camp crame, and funnier by several notches. but maybe not as mythic as people make
him out to be. he was all too human when we saw him—in the course of the interview, he was coughing
sick. inside his mammoth chest, common viruses were eating him up. “halos wala na akong tulog,” he
complained of the stress of the job.
still, you knew he was the rock.
First off, we want to re-introduce you to our young
when you were a teenager?
readers. So sir, who are you?
To tell you frankly, buong pagkaestudyante ko, high school
Ako ay isang pulis probinsya, ordinaryong tao, at walang
to college, sa college lang ako nakatikim ng marijuana.
ibang hangarin kundi makatulong para sa pagbabago. At
Nakatikim ako ng marijuana—twice. Dalawang gabi, yun
yun nga, ang ating bansa ngayon ay lugmok sa droga,
lang. Yun lang experience ko with drugs— marijuana,
kriminalidad at korupsyon, at sana ang isang pulis
twice, dalawang gabi. Pupula yung mata mo pagkatapos mo
probinsya na andito ngayon sa harapan n’yo ay makatulong
maghithit ng marijuana, pagkatapos kakanta ng folk song
para sa pagbabago ng bansa.
dun sa dormitory, mga Neil Young
Is there a difference between a
(breaks into song), “Four strong
pulis probinsya and one from
winds that go lonely…” Yun lang.
Neil Young—astig! So that’s all you
Magiging bias ako ‘no, [pero] sa
were into—music. Apart from those
aking paningin, nakikita po natin
two nights on weed…
na yung pulis probinsya, siya
Oo, music.
po yung pulis na totoong nagWere you already bent on joining
aalagad, nagseserbisyo, at malinis
the police force back then?
yung kalooban at puso. Kasi pag
Hindi pa. Ang pangarap ko talaga,
pulis sa syudad—marami kasing
mag-sundalo. Kaya ako napasok
kasalanan na nangyayari rito sa
sa PMA. Elementary pa lang ako
syudad di ba? Andito yung mga
pangarap ko nang maging sundalo.
vices, maraming bisyo, andito
What made you want to become a
yung mga sugal, maraming droga.
Most likely—hindi naman natin
Maliit pa lang ako nasa kalooban ko
nilalahat—pero malaking tendency
nang magserbisyo, makipag-gyera
talaga na yung pulis natin ma-taint
sa masasamang tao. Maliit pa lang
yung kanyang reputasyon dahil sa
ako gustung-gusto ko na yung mga
operational environment na kanyang
war stories—makikipag-gyera ka sa
mga invader ng iyong bansa, sa mga
Do you mind if we ask you how old
masasamang tao.
you are?
Were you like Captain America—a
54 years old. Do I look that old?
reed-thin military recruit who
Yun nga sir, we were just trying
became a specimen of perfect
to establish the fact that you are
manhood? Payatot ka ba dati, sir?
a very young top PNP official.
Oo. Tingnan mo yung mga picture ko
We’d like to know how you were
nung maliit pa ako—actually hindi
as a teenager. This would be in
naman gaano ka-malnourished, pero
the mid-‘70s—di ba sir nung time
minsan once a day lang makakain
na yun usung-uso ang mga drugs
dahil mahirap talaga kami. Kasi
ronald dela rosa, Pma Batch '86
like marijuana and drinking cough
sa amin sa Brgy. Bato (Santa Cruz,
syrup?! So sir, what were you up to
Davao Del Sur), although wala

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yun yung personal ko.200 bababa ng mga 900.200 messages. on a weekend? So how did you beef up like that? Paano kayo naging Bato Maghihintay ako ng iuutos ni misis sa‘kin. What steps are you taking to bring these tumitingin doon. ako yun. Yung drawing lang talagang frustrated. We’d like to start with the issue of vigilantism. Wala na sa kanilang high school. Patay ako sa misis ko. You can survive kahit walang Si Misis. fiscals. na nakatayo. may mangga.GEN. Ay ano. PNP chief dela ako. yung may hawak. in return administration’s war on from 1. sila may-ari. yung anak ko ang being looked into. paggising ko kinabukasan 1. may mga niyog. ikaw o si Mam? Ganon ang buhay namin noon. Actually dalawa lang yung akin diyan— yung akin na pang personal talaga tsaka yung akin na pang Okay. RONALD ‘BATO’ DELA ROSA kayong pagkain dun sa hapag-kainan. Pero yung cellphone ko. however. kang umakyat sa niyog para kumuha ng niyog at kainin. I had all the time to na ito. mga higaan” I-fi-fix ko yung higaan. On cue. member ng syndicate grim images of cardboard naman—Smart tsaka Globe yun eh—bago justice have filled news mismo. wala hindi vigilantes. Malaki na mga anak ko. isang Ronald Dela Rosa at yung Sige. How is your typical day at home. So are you active on Facebook? judges. pang public na Ronald “Bato” Dela Rosa. na yung caricature. Well. public. accounts of the duterte binigyan nila ng supply ng drugs. nilang mabayaran yung mga members like pulis. sa bahay niyo. Ang isa naming possible na suspek ay iyong mga engage in Facebook. bayabas. Although we hate the same enemy. may makita kang saging baka merong magtext doon na “tsup tsup tsup I miss you!”. firm that he does not hindi ko mabasa yung kanilang messages. i-o-open ko. is the public account the one where you’re holding a gun? these people behind the extra-judicial killings? Oo. sino ang mas heneral. Chief PNP na ako. steady income ang pamilya mo. appearing on our feeds. matutulog hindi nakapagbayad. So dalawa ang possible diyan: pure rosa. maraming naglabasan na Facebook accounts using my • fhmphilofficial SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 71 . Dalawa lang yan. 1.200 na yun. so this is the part where we ask the big questions. Sabihin nun sir? “magluto ka. What is your official stand on vigilantes: condone vigilantism and Why don’t you hire a social media manager? kakampi ba sila o kalaban? that all cases of “deaths Paminsan-minsan yung anak ko. yung mga member talaga ng mga criminal na.” magluluto ako. sir. getty images ON BIG ISSUES www. Kasi fans ko dun. Who are Sir. Balak niyang mag-abroad. ramdam nila na niloloko lang nitong na caricature ng kalbong pulis. either s’ya ay totoong vigilante. the correction officers. bigyan natin ng warning yung mga taong magbabasa. Is boxing still your regular workout regimen? Do you still Dalawang graduate na babae at isang graduating ng college. Galit na nga yung mga syndicates na involved sa droga. na ako matulog. sila may hawak ng cellphone ko nga lang hindi ko ma-open sa drugs. sir. nung hindi pa ako Chief ng PNP. Tapos Because a lot of funny pictures with you in it are yung pangalawa. mga ilang libong messages na maraming mga ka-kompetensya. interschool competition ng boxing. baka mabasa ng anak ko. itong ating justice system. pero pag lumabas ka agad. so frustrated itong mga tao Noon. Dalawa lang yan. Yung kabila kompetensya nila. nasa real estate business. we wonder if there is someone managing your social media accounts.fhm. Pero ngayon. galit na. na kaya sa‘kin. punta ka sa likod. Tapos yung isa naman. wala ng time. nurse. under investigation” are public ko na Facebook. lagi akong nagbo-boxing tuwing hapon diyan sa gym Are they in public service as well? ng Crame. Dalawa lang ang mga drug personalities. So. Yung eldest ko. na hindi makapag-remit ng pera. Kung may kailangan vigilantes—your enemies—to justice? akong i-address. ini-eliminate nila yung mga kaisang araw. say. Sabihin nun “i-fix mo yung Nung high school na kasi ako sumasali ako ng facebook. remains naman ulit! Nagagalit na yung iba dahil vigilante or criminal syndicate. they call my attention Imbestigahan. gawa-gawa na yung iba. ayun ipapapatay nila drugs. have time for it? youngest ko na lalaki. dun nag-start mag-build Are your kids all grown up? up ang aking • twitter. yun ako yun. babasahin Yung Kalaban. isang yun hindi ko na-o-open. pwede ganon. Eh yung syudad.

ilalagay ng pulis yun. you should act to be in control. The way the war on drugs is going. Eh ngayon meron bang case ng sibilyan na binugbog ng pulis? Very rare. so be it. Depende na sa congress yan kung anong gagawin nila. Well. I presume always the regularity of our duty. Some sectors feel that it’s like a witch hunt. So iba po ang sitwasyon. These “innocent” people are forced to go to barangays to clear their names. Noong Martial Law grabe yung power n’yan. the number of drug users and pushers who have surrendered have reached 700. was taken up—ed. harapin nila yun kung nagkamali sila. They need to prove it. that’s a grave injustice on their part. On the drug watchlist: there are reports of people who have not been involved in drugs— either as a user or a pusher—whose names end up on the list. not the power of the police but the power of the military. i-validate nila yan. and there is a sense of unease. Military ang naghahari noon. and [the police] have to face the charges. Kami mismo. friends. We just enforce the law kapag meron na. kasi minsan baka kagalit lang nung nag-report kaya nalagay sa listahan. but stories from . and people who knew some of those killed say they were innocent. ang father ko mismo biktima ng military abuse during Martial Law. is pumunta sa barangay mismo at presinto na nakakakilala sa mga drug addicts at hindi. I will follow the law. kinakatakutan ka dapat kasi you are talking about crimes. the numbers are • fhmphilofficial as of this writing. www. We wonder if you gave barangays a quota—like. Noon maraming sibilyan ang nasasaktan. Do you think it is right for some people to fear the police? For some. an Inquisition. Kailangan yung totohanan na kaya binavalidate namin yan. What is your stand on the legalization of marijuana for medicinal purposes? I’ll leave it to the congress. That’s the process. who were allegedly beaten up and killed inside the Pasay City Police Station.8 million surrenderees in six months. What is your take? Daw. agresibo lang ang mga pulis natin against drugs. I presume na ang ginagawa ng ating kapulisan ay regular. [Although at the senate hearing. Martial Law [in the ‘70s] and today is very different. we are law enforcers. Otherwise. hindi pwedeng we present ourselves as meek as a lamb. it prompted fhm to ask general Bato if there was a “quota” set per barangay. They have to prove na talagang mistaken identity yon. Minsan barangay kapitan mismo ang may makasarili na pag-iisip kaya kailangan talaga So pag na-validate ng pulis. fueling their ardor to arrest people (and might lead to false arrests and mistaken identity). it’s as though the police have got too much power on their hands. But the PNP did set a goal: 1.000. Ganon lang yun.] why the violent rhetoric? it’s a strategy to extend fear sa mga criminals—that’s the only language they know. At sa police station naman. ano mang batas yan. the case of suspected drug personalities Renato and Jaypee Bertes. Kung gawin man ng congress ng batas na legal yan. they have to produce a certain number of people on the watch list because. Ngayon naman [we don’t have] Martial Law. honestly. he said there was none. Kaya lang ang ating advice na gagawin nila. getty images On the issue of mistaken identity: there are reports of people being killed allegedly for involvement in drugs. Pag nakita naman ng pulis na meron palang personality doon na kababata pala ni Kapitan kaya hindi isinama sa watch list. Sinaktan at binugbog ang father ko.THE NATIONAL AGENDA or mabawasan. it eerily reminds them of Martial Law in the ‘70s.fhm. Hindi. it’s either madagdagan 72 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 facebook. Some say they ended up on the list because they knew someone or were related to someone who was involved in drugs. pag hindi niyo maprove yan. ganun ang aking • twitter. We are not the lawmakers.

meron kaming ginagawa na inter-agency task force for drugs kasama ang doh. it’s immoral. tapos nagkataon din na ako’y taga Bato. davao del sur. ewan ko kung magkano ang galunggong dito. na parang harmless ka na tao. eh ngayon hindi na ko naka work out eh dahil wala na. Ipaliwanag mo na “papatayin yan ni Chief Bato kapag yan ay lumaban. Ipaliwanag mo sa kanila na “Anak. paano po magkaroon ng braso ng katulad sa inyo? work out. hulihin mo. so may programa na ang doh.GEN.” Kung pusher ba yan na nagva-violate ng batas. Hulihin in a sense na. Otherwise kung hindi lalaban yan. Alex legaspi Fernandez Magkano ho ang kilo ng galunggong? Jasim Murad Sir. tungkol diyan. sta. pagkita ko sa mga senior officers doon. Mali yun. iba yung isda namin doon. Pag may multo. cruz. sa dami ng nabaril at napatay ngayon ng mga pulis at ng mga vigilante. hinuhuli mo tapos lumaban. buhay pa rin kaya ang destiny ko? O baka nadali na din o patay na ng hindi ko pa nakikilala? sabihin mo don’t • mo siyang patayin. ikaw ang papatayin niya—hahantong kayo sa ganon. Hindi pwedeng when we talk a bout crime. hindi ka pwedeng palamya-lamya na pulis. Bato yung aming lugar. tilapia? galunggong? wala yan sa amin doon. Kinakatakutan ka dapat kasi you are talking about crimes. sa’min kasi walang masyadong galunggong. Sabihin mong hindi yan sasaktan ni Chief Bato kung hindi yan manlalaban. kung di mo siya papatayin. hindi kinakain yung galunggong sa • fhmphilofficial SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 73 . Joowie Salabao Sir paano palambutin ang bato? Paano ba? Pakitaan mo ng multo. meron silang programa dyan para i-rehabilitate yung mga dapat i-rehabilitate. In the process. hindi yan mapapatay. meron tayong batas na sinusunod.fhm. So why the violent rhetoric? It’s my strategy to extend fear sa mga criminals—that’s the only language they know. darating sa punto na yan talagang kinakailangan www. i-reform yung dapat i-reform. kaya na carry over na kaya hanggang ngayon Bato na ang tawag sakin. This question is on behalf of those who have kids: What will they say to their children when they watch you on TV and you declare that “papatayin ko yung mga sangkot sa iligal na droga”? What if the kids themselves say “papatayin ko yan” when they see an alleged pusher in the news? Do we say “that is the right thing to do”? No. Ganun ang aking pamamaraan. di ka mauubusan ng lalaki. work out palagi. and in danger yung buhay mo. John navarro General. buhay ng kriminal o buhay mo? So you have to preserve your own life.FH M twitter. wag ka manghinayang dun sa mga drug addicts at drug pushers na namamatay. hulihin mo para harapin nila yung kanilang ginawang offense sa batas. pag report ko dun sa davao. dun ako pinanganak at dun ako lumaki kaya Brgy. You should act to be in control. It’s illegal. doon sa amin inii-snob matatakot yung bato. yung mga first class na masasarap. kung hindi niya pag-iinterasan ang buhay ni Chief Bato. ang daming lalaki sa mundo. marami pang dadating dyan na matitino at bibigyan ka ng magandang companionship. or i-counseling yung dapat i-counseling lang. dito tinitinda yung galunggong. huhulihin niya lamang yan. tenshi Manahan Bakit po Bato ang nickname nyo? Pag graduate ko kasi sa Pma. we will be there to present ourselves as meek as a RONALD ‘BATO’ DELA ROSA Dan Gerald Ano ang nakahandang programa ng gobyerno para sa mga adik na sumuko? WEB ASKS BATO We took to Facebook to get FHM Nation to ask their own questions for the PNP chief sa ngayon. then you have to decide kung kaninong buhay ang ipe-preserve mo. you have to defend your life. hindi masyadong kinakain. illegal gambling. sobrang busy. after drugs what’s next? galunggong? di naman ako namamalengke kasi nagluluto lang ako. sabi nila “si bato!” kasi solid na solid yung katawan ko pagka-graduate ko. That’s self defense. Manli lyn lang Sir.

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signalling ‘no’. is RA 9344 to blame for the seemingly rising number of kids who crime in the country? “Ang pinakamalaking balakid namin sa batas ay yung misunderstanding.” Oco insists that this is just another matter of misunderstanding of the law. bata yan. an all too frequent occurrence in our daily commute. Why is there something inherently infuriating about kids getting away unpunished. If passed. You knock on Your window to signal him to stop. as in the example stated above regarding punks roaming the streets of the metropolis? www. “While the intent of protection of the Filipino youth may be highly laudable. she . and multiply it a thousand fold. everybody is happy—mga bata happy.” current Chief of the Philippine National Police (PNP) Ronald Dela Rosa succinctly points out. and it takes utmost effort not to stop Your car and give the kid his “We received a lot of complaints from law enforcement agencies tungkol dun sa mga minors na hindi pwedeng i-charge. “Nagagamit talaga ng mga sindikato ang mga bata. a policymaking body tasked to coordinate. which is absolutely. You don’t have change to spare. Hindi totoong papabayaan mo na lang sila. and subject these children to intensive program. And if you look at our records a lot of them went to jail for petty crimes. monitor. kung ikaw yung government official at sinabi mo ‘ay. This is where parties come fiercely at odds.” Alvarez said in his explanatory note in filing said bill.THE NATIONAL AGENDA You wait for the traffic light to turn green when some punk splashes watered detergent on Your windshield. “Even sa social media may nakikita akong comment na ‘mga 14-year-old puwede nang pumatay”. “Sa ngayon. “Nagagamit talaga ang mga bata sa krimen.” 76 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 IMPURITY The often used argument against RA 9344 is that it allows children in conflict with the law to escape criminal liability. That is the outrage the Filipino general public feel about juvenile delinquents when we see or hear about them in the media. has become the favorite punching bag of public officials and spokespersons. as the light turns green and You rev to move forward. What the duty-bearer should do is still investigate the crime. the punk Yells at You ‘tang ina mo!’. parricide.” Under RA 9344. should undergo an intensive rehabilitation intervention program in Bahay Pag-asa (a halfway house facility for juvenile delinquents). “If you do that you are actually violating the law. like its effect has had the opposite effect—the pampering of youthful offenders who commit crimes knowing they can get away with it. i-turnover lang nila sa • fhmphilofficial years old may not be prosecuted. RA 9344.” says PNP Chief Dela Rosa.fhm. Our situation before was that 9-year old children can be prosecuted. turnover namin sa DSWD (Department of Social Welfare and Development).” Lowering the age of criminal liability. “We have to address that. Maraming kabataan din ang umaabuso sa batas na iyan.” SHIFTING PERSPECTIVES Part of the problem it seems is the perception that the public has regarding minors committing crimes. That means they will be institutionalized for a minimum of one year. this will revert the current minimum age of criminal liability of 15 years old back to as young as nine years old. This is the reason why everybody feels so much animosity towards a certain law that many supposes allow children to escape accountability. You raise this simple scenario. It all comes to a head when current House Speaker and Davao del Norte Congressman Pantaleon Alvarez filed a bill seeking to lower the minimum age of criminal liability among minors. papasok dun sa presinto mga bata.” She adds: “Siguro tingnan na muna natin ang situation before there was RA 9344.” House Speaker Alvarez said in a press conference. executive secretary of the Juvenile Justice Welfare Council (JJWC). Pwede kang makulong. Pabalik-balik lang ang problema. “Nangyayari. mga sindikato happy. and ultimately ensure the implementation of RA 9344.” So. “These children who commit serious crimes enumerated in the law. pabayaan mo na lang’ pwede kang kasuhan sa RA 9344. Cycle.” counters Tricia Oco. “That does not mean we should just leave them be. In fact. Pagdating sa DSWD. or the Juvenile Justice Law. is exactly the knee-jerk reaction that has us mired in criminality in the first place. “If you look at the studies—indeed if you look at how we were before RA 9344—many children are coming into conflict with the law because precisely the age was lowered. • twitter.” states Oco. Any juvenile aged below 15 facebook. juveniles aged 15 years old up to 17 years old may be filed cases as long as discernment of crime committed is established.

” laments Oco. Oco cautions FHM on citing data from the PNP regarding juvenile delinquents. especially with a sitting president and a chief PNP who are hard-hitting and aggressive in going after criminals. “It is an ambitious timeline. Essentially it is a concept of restorative justice. “We all want a peaceful society. Here only 2 percent of crimes committed in the country involve juvenile delinquents. it could make a lot of difference in how he will become in the future. for example. “Therein lies the resistance: The law sees the children in conflict with the law as a victim. it is hard to wrap our minds around the fact that www. diyan sang-ayon ako. and abandoned by her parents. FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 77 . It would set the council back several notches from what they have built the past eight years. She says that indigenous people still resort to restorative justice. Indeed.” RESTORATIVE JUSTICE Minuscule percentage notwithstanding. let’s face • This fact is something that Oco accedes facebook. “Restorative justice is a concept that will take years to understand. She was trafficked. “When children weren’t put to jail anymore alongside hardened criminals.fhm. Pundits argue that although restorative justice is an ideal. But I am positive na mababago ang mindset. it is an ideal nonetheless that society must inevitably move towards.” she says. more than half are crimes against property. but she did not have parents or any relative in the metro.” she says.” Dela Rosa says.” As an the possibility of that child resorting to criminal activity would be zero. “Lalong matututo ng katarantaduhan mga iyan dun. Parties would go to the barangay and settle things there before the matter goes to court. shelter. What Oco provided us instead was percentage of total crimes committed in the country by adults and those committed by juveniles. If media would base their reports on this data. “Before we were colonized. that sells. “Hindi dapat ihalo sa mga kriminal ang mga bata. For now. that is the extent of what people see.” Media sensationalism also contributes to perpetuating the established perception about kids who crime.” She adds that whenever a heinous crime committed by a juvenile gets highlighted the minimum age of criminal liability is usually pinpointed as a flaw in the law. the PNP. “Kahit naman ako pag nakikita ko sa balita na madaming krimen. for sure. punitive justice is still the popular mindset among Filipinos today.KIDS WHO CRIME Oco believes the general public’s frustration regarding impunity is simply boiling over juvenile delinquents.” Oco says. are really sick of crimes happening all around. “It is this . especially if you are the victim. and I think legitimately so. “If you look at our situation.” Oco adds that this is an all-too familiar refrain in a song that her council. hindi mo makikita kaagad yung return of investment. She would have been turned over to her parents because she was below the age of criminal liability. nagagalit din ako. Oco recounted a case wherein a 14-year-old girl was institutionalized for stealing chocolates. “She was a criminal. in the barangay level. it would seem that kids who crime are increasing.” says Oco. Chief PNP Dela Rosa does not argue this point. this is the justice system being employed currently.” Oco says. About . that millions of pesos spent on educational materials to disseminate to police officers for their guidance in implementing RA 9344 would be laid to waste should there be any amendments made to the law. We don’t necessarily feel it. juvenile delinquents will get a relatively light sentence than their adult counterparts.” She admits that generally. But this only creates a chicken and egg scenario. you would not see it that way. But even with one child spending one day in prison. her agency braces for the possibility that the minimum age of criminal liability will be lowered. Of • fhmphilofficial in cases involving heinous crimes. “Our goal with RA 9344 is to prevent crimes from happening. But that is the essence of RA 9344. and education. “We may feed the media countless data and facts but several factors come into play before something gets broadcast. “The JJWC has been in existence for eight years. and politicians have been dancing to for the past eight years. it has a huge impact on these kids. was molested.” Oco argues that if society would provide children with the basic necessities of food. “But it became apparent as we checked her background that she herself was a victim. She says. For an ordinary citizen. Advocates of the Juvenile Justice Law argue that exposing juveniles at an early age to hardened criminals will more than likely turn them into criminals in the future. Hopefully within the next two years we would be able to change people’s perception about restorative justice.01 percent that gets highlighted in the media because. wherein integration back into society of the juvenile delinquent is the goal.” she says. it’s really hard to make an objective discussion regarding the minimum age of criminal liability because the Filipino people.” The JJWC has a steep mountain to climb since Filipinos are clamoring for punitive justice more than the kind of justice the council wishes Pinoys would espouse— restorative. it’s still a difficult pill to swallow for a society that thinks corporal punishment should still be the norm in upbringing morally upright citizens. Kapag yung bata hindi nakukulong.01 percent account for heinous crimes committed by juveniles. Most police would put in their blotters even those just accused of crimes. restorative justice was the norm. Although RA 9344 states that reparation for victims and their families must be made.

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Three months after he was proclaimed president. started the medical cannabis regulation ball rolling. about 1. which former President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo signed into law in January 2002. Unfortunately. 700. we’re curious.” as recent as three generations ago. institutions such as the university of california center for Medicinal cannabis research. no doubt. ra 9165’s section 2 promises that. However. What do these advocates see—particularly the Philippine Compassionate Cannabis Society—that they’re willing to risk getting caught up in the Philippines’ war against drugs? (FHM attempted to reach groups that are against the legalization of medical cannabis in the Philippines. so far: A lt h ou g h there aren’ t an y o ffic ial records desc rib in g the use of me d ical cannabis.THE NATIONAL AGENDA A month and a half into President Rodrigo Duterte’s term. Advocates swear by the medical benefits of cannabis. On the other hand. ‘Pumitas ka lang ng dahon diyan at pakuluan • fhmphilofficial davao. the growth of tumors. rheumatism. Cannabis—whether used for medical or recreational purposes—is illegal in the Philippines.” “based on reports from isabela. samar. triggered by Duterte’s single-minded war on • twitter. etc.000 drug users and pushers surrendered to the Philippine National Police.) Here’s what we know.800 people have been killed in relation to the drug war. “the government shall… aim to achieve a balance in the national drug control program so that people with legitimate medical needs are not prevented from being treated with adequate amounts of appropriate medications.fhm. have actually proven that cannabis does ease pain and inflammation. and pushing for clearer definitions for what should be outlawed. groups against legalizing cannabis for any purpose say all that will do is endanger Filipinos. chronic problems in the nervous system. This unprecedented voluntary submission was. founder of Medical cannabis research center in the Philippines. Now. at least in this part of the world. Except there was no specific mention of cannabis. Studies by independent groups back up this seemingly simplistic and random tummy ache treatment. The Dangerous Drugs Act of 2002 (RA 9165). 80 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 facebook. particularly the youth. a growing voice is clamoring for a rethinking of the status of medical cannabis. and the cordilleras.” says chuck Manansala. these studies say that medical cannabis is especially effective in cases that are caused by inflammation: cancer. Filip in o s hav e been “ u n offic ially ” using i t fo r ye a rs w ithout pu t t in g it on the rec o rd . This bloody context puts the issue of medical cannabis use in the Philippines on rather sensitive ground. filipinos in some provinces treated stomachaches by taking cannabis leaves like how your grandmother takes her pito-pito “tea. It is counted among the dangerous drugs that the government is up in arms against. which include the use of dangerous drugs. the elders would tell someone who had a . none had confirmed interviews as we went to press.

If you smoke [weed] then drink alcohol. or a state of balance. Presidential communications office secretary Martin andanar attributed this drop to duterte’s tough stance against drugs: “ito ay isang pagbabagong nararamdaman ng Pilipino saan man silang sulok ng bansa hanggang sa pinakaliblib na barangay kung saan may droga at krimen. richard branson. branson said. The side effects of cannabis. What this system does is it creates homeostasis. and in a concentrated form that is usually used for epileptic patients. available medical cannabis prescribed by a registered physician in cases where cannabis has been found to be effective in prevention. retired commissioner of Police of the Metropolis. it comes in the form of oil. house bill 180 goes on to explain: “its objective is for the patient to have access to safe. facebook.” says Manansala. in a form that can easily be vaporized. that’s a different story. “an act providing compassionate and right of access to medical cannabis and expanding research into its medicinal properties. “Cannabinoids can calm down an overactive immune system.” Much as many would like to assume.339 recorded crimes).RX WEED Encouraged by President Duterte’s openness to the use of medical cannabis. illnesses. illnesses. dionardo carlos. is it working. and paranoia—or the fear of being caught. though? you be the judge. “Sleep it off and it’s gone when you wake up. theft. it isn’t. Albano III has refiled the Philippine Compassionate Medical Cannabis Act (or House Bill 180) in the 17th Congress.” Our body actually has its own natural supply of cannabinoids—the compounds found in cannabis that bring that “we examined the war on drugs over the last 40 years and came to the conclusion it has failed. and strengthen it if it is weak. Now.” the bill also plans to create an id system where patients in need of medical cannabis are given their choice of treatment in a safe and affordable setting. but decriminalized it instead. Yes. and also an • No. giant pot sessions aren’t how medical cannabis is administered. and diseases. in an interview with radyo ng bayan in early august. would be nausea. if you smoke [weed] and drive. Studies done by the US National Institute on Drug Abuse have found that our body has its own endocannabinoid system. the government used the money they saved from supporting prisoners for. capsules. M edi cal cannabi s does n’t com e i n the f orm of j oi nts . and. “The worst that can happen to you [if you use cannabis]. “Portugal has seen a big reduction in heroin use. available medical cannabis prescribed by a registered physician in cases where cannabis has been found to be effective in prevention.” begins this house bill. believes decriminalizing drug use—not punishing it—is the solution.fhm. Manansala simplifies it for us: “whatever [systems] exist for morphine will be applicable for medical cannabis under this bill…it intends to create a controlled environment where planting [cannabis] is [done] under a controlled environment with high security to prevent pilferage. rehabilitating the users. and management of specified symptoms. that’s a different story. according to research.8 percent drop in crime volume (with 50. member of the global commission on drugs Policy.” says Manansala. treatment.” www. and to clarify vague issues in the existing drug laws. affordable. according to a report done by Philippine national Police (PnP) oic Public information officer Police senior supt. and diseases. Hindi nakamamatay ang paggamit ng cannabis on its own. in a debate with ian blair.817 recorded crimes) compared to the period of july 2015 (with 56. treatment.” case in point: Portugal did not legalize drug use. according to research. affordable.” house bill 180 goes on to explain: “its objective is for the patient to have access to • fhmphilofficial SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 81 . it is. dizziness. diversion of the plant. THE WAR ON DRuGs: fuTILE OR EffEcTIvE? amid domestic and international humanitarian calls to stop the wave of killing. getting the health department to help regulate. and in drug-related break-ins…” says branson. President duterte stands firm on his campaign promise: to wipe out drug users and pushers one way or another. Isabela Representative Rodolfo D. instead. july 2016 saw a 9. are so mild that a nap can supposedly take them away. and management of specified symptoms. FH M twitter.

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it isn’t too late. and you can’t help but raise your fist up to the heavens (sometimes both fists. the experts fear that in the not-toodistant future the likes of herpes and gonorrhea will become untreatable. You might be in a financial position to own all the comic books you only could ever borrow www. congratulated himself for making a fine life decision. that you might consider doing anything to get your hands on some dinero. right now) will normalize your blood pressure and pulse rate within eight hours of your last cigarette. A study by the American Centers for Disease Control estimates that more people in the US die of smoking-related illness every year than HIV. working professionals. and may even cause death in some cases. listen up. in fact. and curse the life you’re leading. smoking is bad for you. Quitting smoking cold turkey (meaning. AS I N. Look. you’re sergey turganov. we hate to be the friends to tell you this. Sure. Your body actually uses both of them to filter waste and excess fluids out of your . So don’t do drugs. and we mean. Period. you decide. If you sell one of them. hero or fool. turganov did win the bet. venereal diseases or stds are starting to become immune to antibiotics. But we’re here to tell that however bad your life is right now. 4 SELLING ONE OF YOUR KIDNEYS (EVEN IF IT ISN’T TO FUND YOUR DRUG HABIT) Look. and firearm-related incidents combined. of course. there’s stretching. fasting. of course) if you are not a collector of fhM and if you are collecting beyond your means. that means your remaining kidney will have to work overtime to compensate. porn stars who take it up the b-hole actually prepare themselves rigorously— and for a long-time—before shooting said scenes. bro) is just risky business in this day and age. 84 FH M septeMber 2016 facebook. of course. TH I S S E CON D. it gets a little too tough. 3 D OI N G D R U G S The world is full of stories of people just like yourself—college students. even superficial. And if you think loading up on supplements that supply much-needed vitamins and minerals to the body is safe. she offers. Having two kidneys doesn’t make one of them a spare. and enemas involved. unless. 6 HAVING SEX W ITH O UT P R OTE CTI O N sure. there’s nothing quite like the feeling of your gopher spelunking in the Well. It’s something real men do. 12 B E C O M I N G A C O LLE CTO R (except if it’s copies of F H M . motor vehicle accidents. fathers. a modern-day russian “hero” whose antics proved to be a very bad decision. 2 N OT QU ITTI N G S M OK I N G I M M E D IATE LY. we bet you’re savvy enough not to have made these really bad decisions: (WAIT. so he bet that he could make said ladies happy for 12 hours. illegal drug use. in which case you better hope she didn’t have a spicy dish for lunch. but you should put that cigarette down right now. or worse. your blood pressure and pulse rate will normalize eight hours after you smoked. heart. it isn’t possible. aside from the risk of contracting hiV. and nerves. and we’re not just talking about risking an unwanted pregnancy here.Life is hard. so the next time you find yourself with a fine lady who’s feeling frisky. fall on your D. So take it easy with the supplements and skip the surgery. then promptly died of a heart attack because of the bottle of Viagra he had consumed to win the bet. This can lead to a lot of health complications that might even result in death. An overdose of Vitamins A. Any self-respecting adult will tell you that. You don’t give a shit? Then we have two words for you: President Duterte. think • twitter. 8 HAVING SEX F O R 12 H O U R S STR A I G HT Whatever bullshit sting says about tantric sex. that means having to live with them rest of your life.fhm. So badly. unless. But sometimes. But at best. They might even make it appear that you’re in the pink of health. even). B6. but having unprotected sex (this means without a condom. YOU S K I PPE D TH E PR EVI OU S E NTRY. But selling your kidneys to the black market is not the way to go. We’re talking about diseases both for you and your lady friends. alcohol use. really bad. We know it causes cancer (and not just in the lungs) and increases the risk of heart disease and stroke. • 5 TRYING TO HACK YOUR WAY TO GOOD HEALTH Getting healthy is a long-term commitment that you can’t hack like a video game. celebrities— whose lives were upended by the drug habit. 7 ASKING S O M E O N E TO TA K E IT U P TH E B UT T porn makes it look fun and easy. D I D N’T YOU?) 1 TAKING UP SMOKING Movies and TV have shown us how cool smoking is. just forget about asking to go through her backdoor. The good news is that if you’re a smoker. and iron can actually lead to permanent damage to your kidneys. You might have the money now to buy all the toys you were denied as a child. but this is fhmphilofficial apparently not true. But it takes your body around 20 years to fully recover from your smoking habit. we know that sometimes you need money badly. there are procedures and drugs out there that might help you along the way. they’re temporary. he saw the opportunity to not only bone two ladies at once but also make some paper.. athletes. Do the work instead.

the teachers are slave drivers. So unless you’re okay being a low-level employee your whole life. some people are even calling insects superfood because these leggy creatures pack a ton of nutrients that we lack in our everyday diet. You have designated lunch hours. they might not fire you. such as yourself. but does that mean you have to buy all the toys and comic books in the world? collecting is an expensive hobby. sure. one that is hard to maintain when no one can take you seriously. she might feel that you’re giving your babies all the attention you used to give to her. jokingly threw himself against his office window. just completed her PhD early this year. you should probably rough it out and finish that degree. incidentally. You have to be there for most of the day. which you can do on your own thanks to DIY websites and instructional and the hottie. The crush ng bayan. if you don’t know the game—and collecting is serious game. A 91-year old Frenchwoman. give in and sell off your collection. tell her C O LLE CTI O N B E CA U S E YO U R W I F E (O R G I R LF R I E N D) D E M A N D S IT so you’re already a collector. The classes are boring. but beware: sooner or later. from your older cousin. given the scarcity of resources. not knowing how to do anything else. the work place demands a certain level of professionalism. Whatever the case may be. Colette Bourlier.) but damn it. It also keeps your mind sharp. to have such a collection. gives you the opportunity to move up in the world. even if you don’t want to. It was.9 D R OPPI N G OUT OF S CH OOL School sucks. 14 E ATI N G COCKROACHES FOR FUN some experts say that in the future. do you even have space for your horde? 13 S E LLI N G O F F YO U R P R E C I O U S www.fhm. fine. working in most offices is like going to school. The good thing is. Unlike academia. • And then there’s the office Learning new skills. the bad boy. You have to wear a mandated uniform. But ask anyone who’s holding down a 9-to-5 job and they’ll tell you that flunking out of school will ruin your life. there’s no telling when and how you might end up a redundancy that can be easily let go. but honestly. which was supposed to be unbreakable. which you should never aspire to become. But they won’t move you up the ladder. man. Okay. There’s hope for you yet. a Canadian lawyer who fell to his death from the 24th floor when he repeatedly. she might think that it’s immature for a grownup. do not under any circumstances. and not for the faint of heart and shallow of pockets. ask the masters—don’t get into it. That would be you sitting in your cubicle. But with today’s volatile economy. The job market isn’t too large for people who don’t finish their studies. it’s enough to have a job and earn a living. but the glass popped out of the frame when Hoy hit it too hard. hold on to it! Who knows if in the future one of the things in your collection might be able to pay for your children’s college tuition? (it probably won’t. doing what you • twitter. facebook. dropping out of school is one of those bad decisions you can actually make up for however old you are. 10 B E COM I N G TH E OFFI CE CLOWN In many ways. And like school. your precious collection of toys or comic books (or fhM issues!) could be caught in your partner’s cross-hairs. 11 N OT U P G RAD I N G YOU R S K I LLS For many people. something the ladies appreciate. this kind → fhmphilofficial septeMber 2016 FH M 85 . humans might actually turn to eating bugs for much needed dietary protein. or you have rich parents who’ll give you a job at the family company regardless of your (lack of) academic accomplishments. you need a hobby. people fall into certain roles in the office environment. There’s also a chance you might end up like Garry Hoy.

women who like women as much as you do. 16 M A K I N G F R I E N D S W I TH A CA N N I B A L if you make friends with a cannibal. don’t believe us? Just go to Youtube and squirm. and your life sucks. Maybe you’re thinking that getting on the next tricycle or jeepney and never looking back is the best thing you can do at this moment. then you’re literally dead meat. and you’re thinking of spawning? are you kidding?! 15 J O I N I N G A J A PA N E S E G A M E SHOW there are so many things that we have Japan to thank for: ramen. in 2001. If you can’t see eye to eye about most things. you could end up resenting them. keep it casual. a german. FH M www. we actually said it! Because the question that possibly every man getting married asks himself the night before the big day is: Am I making the worst decision of my life? Okay. 19 MAR RYI N G S OM E ON E B E CAU S E YOU G OT TH E M PR E G NANT It’s a classic story. No amount of charm or wit will turn that tide. let’s run through a couple things. they’re 86 FH M septeMber 2016 facebook. 22 STAYI N G S I N G LE FOREVER then again. it’s cruel. bro. Maria ozawa. it’s kind of telling you’ll likely end up hating each other. when she does? What if she becomes the breadwinner of the family instead of me? If you feel hopeless after asking yourself those questions. If you date someone smarter than and even had some of his own flesh as his last supper. answered a personal newspaper ad from a cannibal. who confessed to the crime after he was caught. so why not leave the bugs alone? 21 HAVING CHILDREN We know. It’s true.000 a month to lead a good. or worse. don’t want to be anywhere near your penis. • fhmphilofficial so maybe you already made some of the worst mistakes you could ever make. but you would be wrong. it was later revealed that brandes actually agreed to becoming Miewes’ source of protein. but in reality. 23 R U N N I N G A W AY F R O M YO U R LI F E R I G HT N O W 17 DATING SOMEONE YOU’RE NOT COMPATIBLE WITH Admit it. and clueless. You might think it could be some takeshi’s castle knock-off. You can still be a responsible father without putting a ring on it. comfortable life. Anyway. the females are right about this compatibility • pregnant. Oftentimes. and manga. Man and woman get hot and heavy. sushi. like bernd brandes. If you date someone Save yourself the grief. we still have cows and pigs to slaughter and feast upon. anime. It’s also one of the biggest mistakes you can actually make in your life. Nine months later. We’re serious bro. Have you asked yourself these as well: what if I fall out of love with her? What happens when we get old or sick. Whatever mistakes you did to end up where you are now pale in comparison to not facing life head-on. running away from a problem would be the worst decision you could ever make in your life. too. Better look to other shores to dock on. you could end up being bored to tears.fhm. But only if she’s into that. say no. being eaten by their pets. and right now. then yes. You have to accept that’s how they’re built. and are too into it to pause and get a condom. who. 18 CHAS I N G AFTE R LAD I E S WH O LOVE TH E V AS M U CH AS YOU D O Life is not a porn video. you could actually end up in a quiz show where the penalty of getting the wrong answer is having your team member’s taint rubbed in your face.of future is far off yet. a filipino family of four—that means mother. if you ever find yourself in Japan and you’re invited to join a tV game show. A pregnancy doesn’t necessarily mean that you have to marry the person you’re having the child with. but hear this out: according to a recent study. because really. brandes was killed and then butchered by armin Miewes. or worse. what happens when you grow old? You might end up like one of those guys who die in their apartments and isn’t found until months . father and two kids—needs at least p120. Marrying is probably the worst decision you can make in your life. twitter. If you date someone who hates everything that you love or vice versa. married. 20 G ETTI N G MAR R I E D Oh man. too. if your balls just retracted from fear. marriage isn’t something you do lightly. not getting married doesn’t mean you’re not owning up to the child that you fathered. Looks can only go so far when you’re dating someone. In a country without divorce (in fact the only country where divorce isn’t available).

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Try Clos des Verdots– Côtes de Bergerac Moelleux.” explains Chandaras.) And for that. the Tomme de Brebis au Piment d’ Espelette is a sheep’s milk cheese. The tartness of white wine ( and tarragon flavor this cow cheese. chives. Probably. The earthy flavor of a PessacLéognan red wine will go well with a slice or two of this classier and notquite-spreadable version of the cheese pimiento.fhm. contains a hint of ash in its center. For soft. of course. Minus the hazards. (No worries. dry. For hard cheeses.” Keep those flavors in check by pairing with a glass of nice. As Chandaras put it. WH i t E (S WE E t ) F O u R m E ttE CR Oi x d E C Ha z E LLE GENERAL QUICK TIP For strong-tasting cheeses. it’ll be like fireworks in your mouth. If you ask us (given that very vivid and memorable description). “the producer was looking to make the strongest cheese of France. creamy cheeses go for white • fhmphilofficial SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 109 .” and it comes in a hard. notes Chandaras.a. “flavored with the specialty of [the southwestern French] region—chilli pepper from facebook. go for red wine. use “tart” to describe your wine for instant 100 pogi points) will complement the cheese’s nutty flavor. Chandaras recommends a bold Pommard with its blueberry and gooseberry aroma and hints of chocolate-y and leathery • twitter. morBier vino Pick: Red This cheese literally vino Pick: White This cheese has a definitive taste and is coated with paprika for added punch. This particular cheese. solid wheel. parsley. go for sweet white wine.” That’s enough reason for us to give this combo a try. crisp white wine. F o u r m e t te C r o ix de Chazelle vino Pick: Sweet white The blue spots on this wheel of dairy come from a mold called penicillium roqueforti. It’s what gives the cheese its stench and distinctive taste. bro! It’s vegetable ash that’s perfectly edible. we think anything and everything can probably benefit from being paired with a glass of Pinot noir. made from the www. WH i t E REd CrottiN de ChavigNol vino Pick: Red Chandaras singles out Pinot noir for pairing with this old. when it was first created. vino Pick: Red A creamy and nutty goat cheese with a bitter bite like Pouligny-Saint-Pierre could very much benefit from the elegant sexiness of Pinot E B LO C H O N NéN u p h a r vino Pick: Red Juniper berries. to m m e B rûlée vino Pick: Red Brûlée means burned. reBloChoN vino Pick: White “Reblocher in French means: to milk the cow a second time. tomme de BreBis au pimeNt d'espelette vino Pick: Red According to Chandaras. The best way to enjoy nibbling on a slice of mimolette? While sipping a bold glass of red wine. m i m o lette B o u l e t te d’av e s N e s vino Pick: Red Remember queso de bola a. p o u l i g Ny-s a i Ntpierre second milking of the cow is very creamy and a little chewy with a nice earthy aroma and a rich hazelnut taste. and is perfectly safe to eat. The rind of this cheese is torched to give it a smoky taste. Edam cheese? As Chandaras tells it. and creme isn’t the only thing that tastes great when kissed by fire. A medium-bodied and highly acidic Saumur red made from Cabernet Franc grapes will enhance the flavors of those herbs and spices. hard cheese which contains notes of walnuts and chestnuts. Master Sommelier Madeline Triffon has dubbed Pinot noir as “sex in a glass. back when the French borders were closed off to the Netherlands—the birthplace of Edam cheese. He recommends pairing this creamy and milky blue cheese with a sweet white wine for an interesting combination. So when you partner it with the leathery and cherry notes of a Bordeaux red. the mimolette was produced to imitate the flavor of queso de bola.

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This is what we think it means for you to own a Qin. In the meantime. We mentioned that it doesn’t look like the future. A practical note: if you live in a condo. they say you can go 50km/l. Total time for a full charge: 8 hours. here in the country we are thus far acquainted with BYD through their cheap cars—the wee F0 hatchback (P548. or a Subaru WRX STI. That could well translate to your daily commute. Warren Buffett. Might. but they own $1. The letters mean “Build Your Dreams”. which it should. the engine and the battery work together to achieve maximum fuel efficiency. On paper. call the car out from the parking lot. In China. you will never have to gas up again. If we were selling the Qin.000). That last feature should keep you amused for a while. On paper. They’re flush with money and they’re using it to make cars for when oil runs out for good. so we figure there are enthusiasts who understand the potential of the Qin. You get a proprietary charging pack that plugs into any AC outlet. 149. they’re a legitimate player whose game since 2008 has been to take a lead in the electric vehicle segment. they will not have our side of the West Philippine Sea. they say you can go from 0 to 100 km in 5. Why didn’t BYD just turn it into a sporty car • twitter. you can cover in a distance of 70 km under normal driving conditions. Press forward. which. Korean electronics giant Samsung poured in half a billion dollars into BYD just this • fhmphilofficial LOOks LikE a subaru. this is what we would say: This is not a new car. you will not be able to plug in. baby! all-electric or hybrid technology (but in the case of the current Prius. Press start and the car comes to life (you won’t even hear it. So what if it’s made in China? Sure. the F3 sedan (P698. and Toyota Prius—three of the most popular cars with either FEELs LikE the future of driverless cars has happened. It doesn’t look like the future.4 million the choice opens up real wide. remote control. on sport BYD is a Chinese carmaker that entered the Philippine automotive market three years ago.000). We know driverless cars are happening in the future—with the Qin it’s happening now. The Nissan Leaf. Paltry. Your key is a control key with an engine start and arrows that go for-ward/backward/ left/right.BYD’s Qin DRivEs LikE a silencer. car goes.488.168. In Hybrid mode. and only have parking slot in the basement. BUY AT p2. and a disservice to BYD if they’re all we care to know because they have this: the Qin (say it: Chin). Hardware stores don’t stock up on extension cords that long. you could run the Qin entirely on electricity. we should say. and we thought “groceries. The socket is located at the trunk lid. You have to try it to believe it. a bit. Pure batteries give you 150 hp. hybrid give you 150 hp. This is what the Qin is— It is the future. on electric.2 trillion of US debt— meaning. at full charge. bet on BYD and its electric vehicles by buying a 10 percent stake in the company for a quarter of a billion dollars. Remote control range is 20 meters. This car has 300 horsepower under its hood—and a 220v plug.000). Regular cars. but it is. The car is a frickin’ toy (we tried to think of a practical application.000 power under the hood.488. and 121 horsepower. the Tesla S so it would be more desirable? It just seemed unfair for the car to have 300 horses and cost that much and not look it means it. is a bit uncool for a futuristic car because it sounds more like the name of a multi-level marketing company.000. But not a tesla s. Left. Because at 2. and might justify the price. This is the new car. because it’s the battery running). But BYD Philippines report good sales for the Qin. And obviously. they can do what they want. on the 30th floor. electric buses are BYD.9 seconds. and let it come to you). finally: P2. but you can feel it’s possible to have all that facebook. In theory. Let’s discuss the price later because that is a crucial part of our review. but no plug. The Porsche 911 starts out with 370 horses. right. You could get a Eurocar for that price (or add some pocket change). In sport mode. the car can run on remote control. You can see the steering wheel turn with no one doing it. respectively.” Walk out in the rain. and the S6 SUV (P1. whiplash. they have. no plug)—register at 107. like build a car with the specs of a Qin. and this is also where we begin to list its other features: On pure EV backward. the third richest person in the world. We never got to try it legally. say. or a normal night’s sleep. But BYD is no Ponzi scheme. the engine wholly takes over and you get both the hp of EV and Hybrid— that’s the 300 hp. it goes. Chevrolet Volt. BYD is selling the Qin in the Philippines and we test drove it for a week. FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 FH M 111 .

ph .Boost T R A V E L Hack your photos LET youR SnaPShoTS TELL a SToRy WoRDS CECILE JUSI-BALTASAR Wouldn’t it be awesome if your photo bank were filled with images that looked like they were taken by a professional photographer and not by. you could always put your own spin on your shot. As many photographers might tell you. So let us help you out. and captioning your photo of your squad. and rich. “Hot. Injecting a modern look into your photos is as easy as looking for a swatch of skyscrapers on a quiet cement road. It’s got more than a hundred bonsai trees. • The concrete jungle. Quezon is practically deserted during the rainy season).) And if you realize some oldfashioned houses would be perfect in the background.) www. just 15 minutes from Quezon City (on a good day): Casa Regina in Timberland Heights. well. Posing in front of miles and miles of trees immediately tells your social media friends that you’re an earth lover. Look for a secluded part of the beach— perhaps a beach-side cave (Kuwebang Lampas in fhmphilofficial Pagbilao. And who wouldn’t date an environment-friendly dude? Try this place. or on a kayak in the middle of a downpour (waterproof your camera with paranoia). where you take your shots can make or break your photos. (Just don’t do anything bordering on stupidity that might cause an accident or you spending the night in jail. with your beautiful as well. The capiz windows go perfectly well with lush greenery. in our humble opinion. or any of those app-tastic photo-makeover tools. Because why not? You might as well do something slightly productive while being stuck in traffic for three hours. Instagram filters. on a hilltop. We feel your desperation. Boracay at dawn (if you don’t mind drunken figures lying prostrate in the background). but that’s beside the point. 112 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 Greenery. School. Edsa at rush hour—these “backdrops” for your photos add to the story of your snapshot. apart from normal-size trees. The jump shot on a crowded beach has been used ad infinitum. Although probably almost everyone on your feed has posted their own version of this suffocating sight.” Being vaguely witty adds to the charm of your photos. Rizal.fhm. you? Just imagine. SMH. (It’s also got a pool. A sandy Here are four locations you need to immortalize in your photo bank. in most cases. Carmageddon on Edsa. you’d have no need for Snapseed. you can find that at Casa Regina. a pokemon gym. Be different. That’s what makes this backdrop exciting: the challenge of making it different from everyone else’ • twitter. There’s something to be said about the stark and raw grayness of concrete. young.

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Sunshine Cruz. Sixteen years after FHM Philippines’ first issue redefined “sexy” for millions of Filipinos. among many others. 2016 at Valkyrie Night Club. The show kicked off with a surprise appearance by FHM Philippines’ very first Pinay cover girl. the magazine once again shook things up at the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World Victory Party last July • fhmphilofficial Valkyrie was packed with a crowd eager to celebrate the night's lovely winners. Fan favorites Daiana Menezes. celebrates a much-deserved victory on her throne. looking every bit as gorgeous as she did in 2000. Even the ladies love FHM's new brand of sexy. Three-time winner Marian Rivera made a special appearance as the first-ever inductee of the FHM Hall of Fame. The newly-crowned Sexiest Woman of 2016.Celebrating the New Definition of Sexy WELCOME TO THE NEW ERA OF HOTNESS. Three-time winner Marian Rivera was awarded the first spot in the FHM Philippines Hall of Fame facebook. then took turns dazzling the audience with their turns on the • twitter. Rachel Anne Daquis. The magazine brought full attention to its classier–but no less sexy–rebranding. Jessy Mendiola. .com/FHM. and Kim Domingo. Hosts (and proud members of 2016’s 100 sexiest list) Roxee B and Rizza Diaz got the party started by introducing performances from the event’s sponsors before giving way to the evening’s highlight: the women voted as the nation’s sexiest.

ph • A lucky guest poses for an unforgettable photo op with Rogin-E's Bangs Garcia and Daiana Menezes. July 2016 cover girl Rhian • Two-time winner Sam Pinto made a strong case for her own potential induction with her alluring walk down the runway. Capping off the show was the moment everyone was waiting for: the coronation of this year’s winner. The geishas of Okamoto hosted a playfully naughty game. Sunshine Cruz proved that sexiness knows no age.Two-time Sexiest Woman Sam Pinto graces the FHM stage. fhmphilofficial . I N C O OP E R AT I ON : CO -PR E S E NTE D: O F F I C I A L A P PA R E L S PON SOR OFFICIAL DR I N K S PON SOR twitter. who FHM courted for years. made sure that her appearance was well worth the wait. 2016’s Sexiest Woman embodied everything about FHM’s new direction: was given a plaque and bouquet of appreciation before returning backstage. tasteful. Host Roxee B had all eyes on her as she kept the evening's energy up. S P ECI A L T H A N K S : O F F I C I A L M U LT I V I TA M I N S S PON SOR facebook. In an evening that was as much about the future as it was celebrating the moment. Seeing double with the Lady Lucks of Petron's roulette booth. She. The beautiful women of Tanduay wowing the crowd in their flirty swimsuits. like all the beautiful members of the list. The sexiest scents were on full display at the Blackwater booth. Jessy Mendiola. The women of RRJ in a street-themed strut-off. Dawn Chang and Arny Ross tease the audience with a playful little dance number. FHM guaranteed that red-blooded Filipinos have a lot to look forward to–and appreciate–in the years to come. and undeniably sexy. Rhian Ramos making a fan's day at an autograph signing for her cover issue.

this year’s Queen of Sexy. She was exactly what everyone came for. it could be everything about her—beyond the body.ILLUSTRATION: @KUYAJL. just like that. ‘ • fhmphilofficial • trapped in a template of a body—it’s women just being. EVENT PHOTOS: MAJOY SIAZON B O O K E N D E R “This is whaT you came for. She didn’t think she fit the mold (whatever that means). and us men catch their sensual appeal in the things that they do. We’ve celebrated women for the last 16 years and now we know better that sexy is no longer about a fantasy or the unattainable. She said it was surreal to be standing there as the country’s sexiest. I don’t know about that because to me. Some women can do that to you. she’s so sexy. HERNANDEZ The lyrics off the Calvin Harris/Rihanna collab flashed on a huge screen onstage as Jessy .fhm. acknowledged her adoring public who assembled at Valkyrie for the 2016 FHM 100 Sexiest Victory Party. in a tempting sheer red ensemble.’ It could be anything about her.” WORDS ALLAN P. but there was something in her that felt electric. 116 FH M SEPTEMBER 2016 facebook. and we catch that moment in our imagination and we sigh to ourselves. They do what they do. I knew where she was coming from and I understood. I had stood next to her only a couple of times and I felt it. That is why when Jessy also said she was proof that everyone can be sexy. Jessy being the sexiest in the land is real.

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