And They Say.

Babuji ne kaha Paro ko chod do, Paro ne kaha Sharaab ko chod do, Tum keh
rahe ho ghar chod do, ek din ayega jab wo kahega ki yeh duniyachod do. Poor
Devdas could no longer digest the unfathomable love of his loved ones.
Frustrated by the chod do attitude of these peoples, he is helpless and seeks a
place for solace for himself at a distant galaxy from his kith and kin.
We Indians are the most loving creatures in this universe. And we express our
love by caring for others. We love to throw suggestion, inform them of dos and
donts and sometimes make decisions on their behalf. No one except Americas
invasion of Iraq can dare to match our level of love.
From childhood, we have been informed about our profile details like our religion,
cast, preachings, teachings etc. If you ever, (just out of curiosity) raise any
question, then it is considered no less than a felony. Tu itna bada ho gaya hai ki
ab hamse sawal karega, how dare you. And finally comes the nuclear bomb:
Padh le. Then you know it is better to be silent than bear a long lecture
session. These so called bade log in our society are akin to a demigod, they are
the idols and any word out of their wisdom is expected to be obeyed universally
else you will be banished, disowned by society. Exactly what are innocent Jat love
buds facing nowadays?
They say this independence of ours have come after paying a heavy price. So
they want us to enjoy it in limited editions. They want us to have a little feel of
their hamare time mein. Sometimes kinda like their hamare times, after all
their English rulers never bothered to put any blockade on our carnal desire, how
much one is procreating(no vasectomy and tubectomy) or to whom I am eloping
with unlike our septuagenarian or octogenarian khap dudes, who have a PhD on
these subjects of their interest. All due to tenacious efforts of Bapu, Khans we
are free from imperialism but incidentally have shifted to another form of it:
derogated democracy. May be our air is less polluted than our leaders resume.
Current movement of reservation for Patels, Jats sometimes leaves me
flabbergasted as to why people arent asking for a freedom quota. Yes! Of course
after all very few people are enjoying this luxury. They are the people who tend
to show their unsurmountable affection for us once in every five years. Well you
may disagree but these hypocrites who are ironically seldom seen with their
people, care a lot when it comes to saving culture and heritage of our nation.
Surprisingly that too without any vested interest. These true patriots and their
allegiance network wants to save us from the influence of paschataya
Sanskirti. They want us to be rooted to our culture like Chinese are made to do.
Most of our youth have been totally aware about their activities as prime time
specialist Mr Arnab Goswami and company never gives their vocal cord any rest.
But it was only when our internet connection was jeopardised and bookmarked,
some 800 websites were declared unhealthy and blocked by authorities. That
was actual black day for us people (especially bachelors)! We may never forgive
them. It was mayhem, a personal attack and twitterati couldnt resist using all
sorts of cuss word existing in urban dictionary. Such blatant use of words must

have enraged censor board director Pahlaj Nihalani. That wasnt it all but some of
us had to mourn for sudden death of our beloved YouTube in our native vicinity.
Earlier only access denied, downloading and mosquitos seemed headache but
this was definitely the last nail in the coffin.We are biggest celebrators of wests
festives with great fervour. Aping them has always been a part of our DNA.
Happy Valentines Day, Happy Friendship Day, and many other days keep us
busy in celebration all time of the year. Maybe it is time we should start
celebrating YouTube Day and Access Allowed Day, to commemorate and
dedicate one complete day for cherishing uninterrupted express internet speed.
Be good samratarian and give us a chance to say: bhai aaj to nikal
padi.torrent khul gaya.
As I said before people of our country are really caring, so how could our
government not be? From NCERT books to women welfare commission our
government plays a key role in interference. They call it careful vigilance for its
peoples benefits. If they smell something trespassing their norms, then they
leave no stone unturned to reform it like they are doing with IIMs and IITs.
These Institution thought they were autonomous but autonomy under Sarkaar
Raj is a myth.
A country of 125 billion (and counting) people we are the preachers of Shivling
and temples with inspired artefacts of vatsyana. We are never so much
perturbed by nuclear threats by Pakistan than by a simple word called
change.When the rest of world is running on bullet train we are thinking of
making a panel to increase one coach to our trains. But what really puts me into
great dilemma that how our people are able to digest that our economy is
growing at 7-8 percent. As they say Why to rush so fast when you can grow
aram se, after all slow and steady wins the race. Havent you ever heard of
Tortoise and Hare story?