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Best 87 Funny ex boyfriend or funny ex girlfriend quotes with images

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1.
All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.,ex quotes and funny ex
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2.
An "EX" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the
future.

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3.
Are you telling her the same shit you told me?,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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4.
As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.

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5.
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate,his mom will love, and that he will never forget.,funny ex
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6.
Cheers to my ex for finally finding someone just as worthless as he is.,ex quotes and funny ex
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7.
Dating an ex is the equivalent of failing a test you already had the answers to. Kendrick
Cole

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8.
Dear EX,just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.

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9.
Dear EX...I won't block you, or delete you. I'm keeping you there, so you're able to see how
happy I am without you.

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10.
Dear Ex...when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had,regret what you've lost,and
realize what you're never getting back.

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11.
Dear ex-boyfriend: Don't worry I'm not jealous, I already know what kind of shit your
downgrade will get already.

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12.
Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars.
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13.
Don't feel special, apparently my ex fucks everyone.,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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14.
Don't get all depressed over a guy from your past, That's like being sad because the garbage
man picked up the trash.

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15.
Ever looked at your ex and wondered "Was I drunk the entire relationship?"

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16.
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my
ex.'

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17.
Ex boyfriends be like: " Oh she's getting over me? I better change that and text her.,funny ex
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18.
EX means: Thanks for the Experience...our time has EXpired...Now EXit my life.,ex quotes
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19.
Ex-boyfriend just egged my car while I was at work... I have a dash cam you idiot,See you in
court.,funny ex boyfriend quotes

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20.
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.

21.
I cared,you didn't,I cried,you laughed. I was hurt,you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too
late.

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22.
I collect ex-boyfriends and more than five, at last count. Jasper Fforde,funny ex
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23.
I couldn't help but notice that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.

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I dont care what you think about me, I dont think about you at all.,ex quotes and funny ex
quotes

25.
I dont have Exs, I have Ys. Like Y the hell did I date you?

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26.
I hope your new girlfriend learns to hate you as much I do.,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

27.
I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.

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28.
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this
dude.',funny ex boyfriend quotes

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29.
I miss my ex-boyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers
it fondly but he would never want to go back there.

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30.
I still love all my ex's, Not romantically,but as people. They once gave me happiness why
should I hate them? I wish for nothing but the best for them tbh.

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31.
I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex boyfriend!,funny ex boyfriend quotes

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32.
If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it's probably my ex-boyfriend.,funny ex boyfriend
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33.
If someone did something bad enough to make you remove them from your life, don't be foolish
enough to invite them back in.

34.
If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.,ex quotes and funny
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35.
If you line up all your ex lovers in a row you can see the flowchart of your mental illness.

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36.
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't fuck him, he was a
dick anyway.

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37.
If you were happy before you met someone, you can be happy when theyre gone.

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38.
If youre Happy and you know it thank your ex!,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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39.
If your ex texts you saying "I miss you' that means the other person they tried to replace you
with failed.

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40.
I'm in training to be the hottest ex girlfriend you've ever had.,funny ex girlfriend quotes

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41.
I'm not crying because of you; you're not worth it, I'm crying because my delusion of who you
were was shattered by the truth of who you are.

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42.
Irregardless, ex boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that's just the rules of feminism.
Mean Girls

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43.
It hurts the worst when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so
unwanted today.

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44.
It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.,ex quotes and
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45.
It may seem as the hardest thing in the world, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about
you. The Notebook

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46.
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there. NAH Boo.

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47.
My ex boyfriend,was abusive. He thinks he was mugged and beat up one night after work, but it
was actually my two brothers.

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48.
My ex girlfriends status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.

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49.
My EX had one very annoying habit. Breathing.,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

50.
My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.,ex quotes and funny ex quotes

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51.
My ex wasn't an asshole. He was the whole ass.

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52.
My EX? We're not Friends,We're not Enemies. We're just strangers with some memories.

53.
My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.

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54.
My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

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55.
Never be upset if you see your ex with someone else, because your parents taught you to give
your used toys to the less fortunate.

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56.
Never go back to an old love. Because its like reading a book over and over again when you
already know how it ends

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57.
Never let an old flame burn you twice.

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58.
Oh you're dating my ex? Cool, i'm eating a sandwich...want those leftovers too?

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59.
Oh, you're dating my ex? I thought the five second rule only applies for food I dropped.

60.
Oh, you're the ex? Nice to meet you, I'm the up-grade.

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61.
Our beer is as cold as your EX's heart.

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62.
Sometimes you miss the memores, not the person.

63.
Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!

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64.
The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on and let them see you happy with
someone that treats you better than they did Sonya Parker

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65.
The good news is your ex set the bar low enough to make your new boyfriend's ordinary
accomplishments seem impressive.

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66.
The way My ex used to lie...even when he texts me "Good morning", I had to go outside to see
if its really morning!

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67.
There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend.

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68.
They always come back, especially when you've moved on.

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69.
To save face, it's better not to ask sex from the ex, but to give everything the axe. Anthony
Liccione

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70.
Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.

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71.
We didn't date. But you were my ex-something,my ex-maybe, My ex-almost.

72.
Whatever,bitch. I'm prettier than you, I win.,funny ex girlfriend quotes

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73.
When an ex says, "Let's be friends", it is almost like a kidnapper saying, "we'll stay in touch."

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74.
When looking back doesn't interest you anymore,you're doing something right.

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75.
When your ex says "You'll never find anyone like me",just smile and reply "that's the point.".

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76.
When your ex texts you after months "Hey, What's up"...Not today Satan, not today.

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77.
When your past calls,don't answer. It has nothing new to say.

78.
World Ex Day is celebrated on 11th January annual.

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79.
Yes, he's my ex. And he's not a jerk,he's not a liar and I don't hate him. He's a person who once
made my life perfect.

80.
Yes, you broke my heart, but after seeing how much uglier your new girlfriend is than me, we

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can call it even.

81.
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.

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82.
You exs prayer might be to see you fail but you need to prove them wrong.

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83.
You know for a guy, you act like a little bitch.,funny ex girlfriend quotes

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84.
Youre my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Dont worry about who Im with
now. Its not you.

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85.
Youre my favorite ex-boyfriend.

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86.
Youre not ready for your next if youre still trying to impress your ex.

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87.
You're dating my ex? You do realize this means I know how pathetic your'sex life is,right?

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