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IF TWO LAWYERS WROTE LOVE LETTERS, IT WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS.

Dearest Samantha
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of
August 2001.
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 2001 at 1500 hours, I
would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for
a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made
permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and
relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses
incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later,
based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am
broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer
would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be
happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely, Max
MODERN REPLY TO MODERN LOVE LETTER
Dear Max,
Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your
proposal for romance.
However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance.
Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your
retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.
I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If
there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should
receive monetary compensation according to union standards.
Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be
arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP'. I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and
transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a Jaguar is in order.
Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are
still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers
have sent indications of interest.

Please also note that my sister is happily employed.

Yours perhaps, Samantha!
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY: A lawyers love letter
My love
While everyone has decided to buy flowers or chocolate or dinner for their loved ones, I
being a brilliant lawyer have decided to differ from that precedent and go old school by
writing you a love letter.
Just like the decision of Lord Penzace in Hyde v Hyde, wherein he stated that is a union
between a man and a woman, my love for you shall not be shared with another nor deviate
from that decision. Be rest assured Article 33 of the Constitution of the Republic of
Uganda buttresses this point and if I ever get another, that affair will be null and void as
provided under Article 2(2) of the same Constitution for being inconsistent with my love for
you.
So take notice on this 14th day of February the year 2013, I declare my undying love for you
shall reign supreme above all else like the Constitution. On this day henceforth with, let it be
known by all parties concerned that I intend to surrender all my bachelor rights to you and
spend the rest of my life with you. Divorce between us shall never be an option as I shall not
give you any ground to divorce as required by the Divorce Act. There shall also be no need
for a Prenuptial Agreement as I intend to follow the decision in Habyarimana v
Habyarimana in which marital property was held to be all property acquired before and
during the subsistence of the marriage. Therefore, My love, what is mine is yours. It was
further held in that case (ibid) that such property upon divorce is to be shared equally. The
aforesaid notwithstanding, there shall be no divorce as already stated for my love for you will
be binding like Supreme Court decisions.
Your beauty knows no other and is highly appreciated like the decisions of Lord Dennings. I
remember the first time I saw. I must say , I said to myself that rarely have I come
across such a mass of obscurity yet so true like a sworn affidavit. I cannot conceive how I, an
ordinary person, can be so much obliged and blessed with your grace and beauty. I
remember the day you accepted my offer to be your legal spouse before we consummated our
love. I said to myself. For her to reach a conclusion on this matter must have involved her in
wading through a monstrous of legislative love morass, staggering from stone to stone and
ignoring the marsh laughter exhaling from the forest of provisions. I regarded it at one time,
I must confess, as a slough of despond through which you would never drag your feet, but u
did, by leaping from tussock to tussock as best as you did, eventually, pale and exhausted,
reached the other side where you found me and made no counter offer but submitted to my
jurisdiction.
You are my rob, my blacks law dictionary, my ulii, my reference, a footnote of my everyday
thought. You are my authority and there is no counter-claim, neither an appeal. You are
my Article 2 (1) Supreme above all else but most importantly, you are my Article 1 (1) power
lies with you and to that end, the Public Holidays Act shall be amended to include this day.
Happy Valentines Day.
Much Obliged
Love stoned Senior Counsel
Here is a love letter written by a lawyer to the father of girl with whom he is in love.

Date"
Valentine's Day
Respected Sir,
Greeting and Best Wishes to you.
At the outset let me introduce myself. I am Raj, practising lawyer at___. I submit that the
purpose of writing this letter is to bring to your kind notice the fact that Your daughter___is
in absolute possession and enjoyment of my heart". However much both of us tried to
dispossess ourselves from our respect hearts, we simply could not dispossess ourselves from
the clutches of one another's heart. So your are hereby required to take notice that I hereby
beg of your not to disturb our possession". Our love towards one another is the truth, whole
truth and nothing but the truth. It is bonafide and reasonable. Our love has successfully
withstood the prima facie test. Our requirement of your blessings is imminent. The balance
of convenience clearly lies in our favour and it is earnestly hoped that you would bless us at
the earliest. If you do not bless us then greater hardship
i would be caused to all of us resulting in gross miscarriage of justice to all concerned. By
showering your blessings upon us you may have the privilege of acquiring the status of
becoming a Grand Father" within a year. Further I do hereby declare that I only seek the
soft and smooth hands of your lovely daughter and do not seek any dowry in cash or kind.
We humbly pray that your bless us at the earliest in the larger interest of love, justice and
equity.
Thanking you,
Yours truly
___
Thanks to " The La(w)ghter Report" by U.Shivakumar, Advocate.

A lawyer's Love letter

Dear sweetheart Vanessa
You know you are the Supreme Court in my heart; The only romantic candidate on
the ballot paper in my polling station; You bring ORDER! Into the court of my
heart, all those girls you see around are irregularities, malpractices and violations.
Forget what your friends say because you and I were not there, they just want to rig
our romantic elections..
I have in my hands an exhibit of your affidavit that I want you...I promise there will be no by
elections in your constituency because I won't defect to another gal.

Can u confirm to the court that u love me too?