By the way, Mary Albert was a villainous character. Her family background was only second in
power from the Royal Families, a spoil-rotten and arrogant to boot that had been harassing the
heroine in every opportunity, undeniably a villainous girl.
In the games climax, as the tied heroine Alicia was saved by the hero, for all the bad things she
had done, her entire family was met with destructionirrefutably, an utmost miserable
end of Mary in the game.
The so-called villainous girls downfall route- a development which incurred the player to
spontaneously say serve you right.
As abundance of recollections had entered her head in an instant, Marys inner mind was
swirling in confusion.
The bald principal long-winded speeches went from her right ear to left without being registered.
Thinking about it was already a painful thing, furthermore when I tilt even a little, these curls
would sway from both side, truly infuriating.
That was due of the restraining power from the game, regardless for me to become that
villainous Mary there must be essential reasons I could agree upon.. Indeed I had several
dissatisfaction.
Above all, there was preceding urgent matter than this drill-shaped hair, which would be
Marys predetermined end.
If she let things continued on, her miserable end would be set in stone. If she placed herself on
the charismatic beauticians shoes, changing the wheel of fate seemed to be a not so easy task.
Henceforth, her only path was to proceed as the villainous girl, waiting for the prearranged
end.
If it likes that, its better if I positively march forward to the destruction end!
Without a tint of hesitation on her clear orbs, in result her attendant, Addie, was reduced to
tsukkomi* role.
Amber-colored hair and eyes, a tall build with lean muscular tone, giving an impression and
resemblance of a manly streaked, that however was lost as he heaved a sigh in amazement.
His family for several generations had served the Albert House, and he who was five years older,
by right couldnt be allowed to enroll in St. Karelia.
Even wearing the boys uniforms was all thanks to Marys order.
Enrolled as a High School student and worship me! was what she declared, strictly speaking,
abusing her power Adi became an exception to be her attendant at school.
Well, this evidently showed the might of Albert Houses authority.
Inside the desolated area of the dining hall, these two, Addie and Mary both put a business-like
face. The topic of their conversation was obviously pertaining Marys sudden remembrance a
few hours ago.
Hypothetically speaking, if what Ojou-sama said was true, knowing the consequence of your
deeds, why are you still persisting to take a villainous role?
Well, thats the main issue. From the second Mary was born into Albert House, her downfall
route was already put into motion, right? Therefore I should just jump to that bottomless pit!
..Err; I see I have no say in it**. So, if this world is really a game, what type of
game is it?
Since Adi was asking for the title, Mary racked her brain. What is it again? I think its acronym is
Dora-gaku, the official title is
And so according to the game scenario, Ojou will play as a villainous character, right?
Thats right. Cornering the heroine, Ill head onward to destruction end!
Why are you that determined to lung yourself so recklessly***hah, very well, Ill
accompany you.
Now, to downfall route! The one who will have the last laugh is me!!
Fight! Or so she proclaimed, the exhausted Addie who couldnt mutter any strength to respond
back, raised both his hands.
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*Tsukkomi: the clever one in duo comedy Tsukkomi Boke
**He actually said, I havent said anything but hinting that no matter what his opinion is, Mary
wont take it into consideration
***In Japanese, why are you so eager to run backwards? but it doesnt make sense in English
**** It should be wielding instead of unsheathing, however its more correct to say her
determination is equal to wielding a sword for a war. Yeah, its more or less an idiom, but
unsheathing sounds more legit(cooler), right?
Chapter 2
April 1, 2016 / albertkenoreijou
So, first and foremost we must locate the heroine ?
Whispered Addie in a low voice, Mary who was below him nodded.
They were in a passageway which interconnected the dining hall and students dormitory. At the
intersection, hiding behind the wall, to perceive the situation, those two were doing an
investigation.
As of today school agenda ended with the opening ceremony; almost the entire students have
already gone back. Including the students who stayed at dormitory, they were either resting for
morrow first lesson or going outside to play.
Since theres nothing interesting to look upon here and its still early for them to go back. Hence,
for a while, none will cross this path. Lets wait and take a peek until the heroine passes.
..Thus, two weirdo were nuzzling themselves, peering behind an intersection wall.
If my memories serves right, in the anime opening the heroine would go through this path. I had
always skipped it, so Im not sure.
You should watch it. The creator gonna cry.
Well, its repetitive! Err, forget it, look, shes coming!
To avoid being discovered, they silently perked their ears, huddling snugly on the wall.
On their sights, a girl sporting St. Karelia uniform was plodding while pulling a brown case.
Apprehensively looking at a map in one hand, unquestionably she was a portrayal of a lost
transfer-student.
Finding everything scattered in aristocrats school as astounding phenomenon, the girl let out a
long breath.
According to Marys memories, in the anime opening as the heroine treaded the passageway
she muttered Its amazing and Did I really come to this place?
Is that her?
Yes. Shes the heroine, Alicia.
I see. That girlhuhshe
She is cute.
As expected of the heroine, shes incredibly cute.
Her straight chest-long golden lock was strikingly bathed in the sunlight, and her slender body
that seemed so dainty was unequivocally endearing. A girl with golden hair and purplish eyes,
speaking enthusiastically for a refreshing school lives truly made an ephemeral image.
The so-called beautiful mademoiselle Even the game depicted her as an average girl, it
was but a falsehood.
Anyway, Alicia is cute, I can fathom why the boys in school fall in love with her, and its a no
wonder.
An extraordinarily cute girl, huh.Plus she has got golden hair and purplishpurplish eyes!
A proof of Royalties!
Hey, dont just drop a huge bombshell in the early stage of the anime opening. Its supposed to
be a spoiler in the end!
Theyre exactly the same with the Queens, its way pass the point of bizarre to not realize it
sooner!
Dont tell me such a thing. Ah, shes coming. Yosh, Lets us greet her!
Its villains arrival time! The enthusiastic Mary popped from around the corner.
Startled by it, Alicia nervously asked with wide-eyes, Who are you?
Her frightened mien and slight tilt of her head was simply cute. Against the appeal belong solely
to a heroines character, Here, May we show her the greatness of the villain roles! Mary
beamed.
We must settle it at this juncture. Now, for Alicia whos going to experience a lovey-dovey school
lives, its a necessity to imprint who eventually be her adversary.
Cease me from your humor, Mary purposefully scoffed at Alicia. Her gestures and cold gaze
thoroughly eluded a villainous vibe.
Seeing Marys demeanor, Alicia inhaled a bit of air and sullenly murmured with an apologetic
expression I see thats to be expected
R-right, Im sorry to let my intention out.. Um, at the very least, please tell me one thing.
Oh my, whats it?
Yes, uhm.. I dont know where the dormitory receptionist
Where should I go? Alicia added in small voice. Mary and Addie looked at each other.
Chapter 3
April 5, 2016 / albertkenoreijou
Doki-doki Love Gakuen ~ Koisuru Otome to Omoide no Ouji, shorten as Dora-gaku; set
Mary Alberts Household as the second power holder subsequent to the Royal Families.
She had always dressed in expensive garments; as might be expected her school uniform was
haute couture.
Affluent with fortune she tended to be in charge of everything and did whatsoever she wants.
She had relentlessly taunted the heroines commoner sense into realizing their immense disparity
in financial weight. Hence, Marys flaunting event scenes were termed the archetypal
obnoxious-snob.
Theres nothing unexpected about it Addie equivocated and Mary nodded in consent. Even both
were nobles, even having an identical name Mary Albert; that Mary has poor intrapersonal
skills.
But alas, this worlds reality is almost all of the nobles are accumulation of prides.
A princess imprisoned by the cage of Albert House, for Mary, spending her parents wealth to
obtain anything she desires was a matter of fact. For instance getting numerous horse-carriages
or had a villa built as her birthday present. Since her favorite foods were foe gras and caviar,
shed invite first-class patisseries to create them in her parties.
The games Mary was possibly pompous in this fashion; likewise shed boast her affluence by
proclaiming Im the winner. A girl born from Albert House, withal how prestigious her
opponents lineage is they are compelled to admit defeat* and listen on her tall talk.
Howbeit, the real Mary has infinitesimal self-importance, everything new unfolding before her
has constantly generated her ebullient reactions. One house-carriage is plenty; the archaic villa
hasnt posed any problem in accommodating her stay by far either**.
But, I have to be arrogant henceforth.
Speaking of arrogant, I havent yet seen you bragging Ojou. Also, youd never buy anything
expensive. Whys that?
Even you ask why, I did buy things I want and I ate whatever I wish.
By the way, nowadays what do you want the most?
Someones dismissal
..Ojous favorite food?
A dismissal letter is pretty hard to get, well I did get it but it disappeared when its still halfcompleted. Hey Addie, are you aware where your dismissal letter has gone?
No, I havent the slightest idea. Perhaps, a dwarf living inside your room has stolen it.
What a fantastical answer.
That wasnt me, leaving aside a dismissal letter which has no correlation to me, Ojous
favorite food is?
To Addie who faked a cough to change the topic back, Mary muffled, My favorite food and
her face soon brightened.
Is Croquette!
Ojou, with that kind of level please dont be so proud***
If it was Dora-gaku Mary, once she entered, shed take a seat and adjure Hurry up Addie!
unfortunately, Mary didnt do such eye-catching endeavors.
On the contrary, observing the compact dining hall, she nonchalantly uttered We should have
taken a seat first. Unlike from Dora-gaku one, Mary would never force others to give her their
seat either.
But they sure are dilly-dallying. Shouldnt they construct another one?
Ojou, again with the nobles whimsical remarkwe can eat wonderful foods, so lets be an
adult and wait patiently.
Geez, Im Mary Albert, yknow? Any foods listed here, I can eat them whenever I wish at
home. If Addie doesnt need to come, who wants to go to this boisterous place?
Well, if I wasnt enrolled here, I probably would never eat something so pricey either.
Ah, really?
High-grade seafood bowl is no good, huh.. Mary thence dropped her lunch ticket from
her vision.
Written in bold font there was [High-grade seafood bowl] as expected its an unfitting food for
an Ojou-sama to brag about. Well, its certainly appetizing but..
While Mary was still contemplating, Addie swiftly removed her ticket and exchange it with the
one he had.
Addie?
I have a sudden urge to eat high-grade seafood bowl. Ojou, would you mind?
Giving no chance to riposte, Addie ushered Mary to walk ahead; ensuing Mary to unintentionally
smile.
Geez, what an awkward servant he is. But If I point that out, hell surely answer Im just acting
in accordance to my masters wish.
.Addie, you sure can sap Albert Houses generosities to the utmost.
I just dont want the Lords benevolence to be put into a waste.
Fine, anyway today Ill show Alicia the difference between our standings.
Is it unoccupied?
Oh my, you brought your own lunchbox, huh? Why you wont eat that one?
I, Ive never learned about table manner. And Im afraid if I screw up.
As she was an uncultured bumpkin, she sat in the corner to hide. Her usual effervescent
atmosphere was absent as Alicia admitted.
Nonetheless, as expected from a nobility school, everyone in the dining hall has a perfect table
manner. Even the girls displayed sophisticated conducts whilst eating and chatting.
Here they didnt teach table manner but as a matter of course to do it. Therefore Alicia who
wasnt taught could merely reflect on herself in front of the polished silverware.
Humph, its natural for a peasant girl to never learn table manner.
Shooting a comment laced with sarcasm, Mary raised a fork and a knife. Thenceforth she
gracefully put an ideal cut-size piece of steak to her mouth, everyone who has seen it ought to
praise her faultless manner. That was to be expected, Mary was Albert House lady, she could
execute table manner as natural as breathing.
Alicia was entranced by Marys elegance, and when she had broken free from her spellbound
state, hurriedly lifted her silverwares.
She silently observed Mary, ineptly correcting her technique of handling knife and fork.
Imitating Mary, she sliced a small portion and happily took a bite.
Eating his high-grade seafood bowl in front of these two, Addie swallowed his opinion.
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*They become her subordinates.
**In the Japanese text, Mary doesnt understand the notion of staying at the old-fashioned villa
unless shes tired, however the underlining thing is that villa is functioning.
***Theres an idiom inserted here, like bragging your son to your neighbor
Chapter 4
April 9, 2016 / albertkenoreijou
I frequently overlooked it but Dora-gaku was indeed an Otome game. In other words, its
filled with love interactions.
Right, you did say that was how Otome game works.
The heroine Alicia was surrounded by good-looking boys, shed get close with one of them and
then fell in love..and whosoever hindered them was called the villainous rival.
Disregarding Marys explanation, Addie kept immersing himself in his book and nodded halfheartedly While his gaze was still glued on the book
This damn attendant, he finally dares to ignore his employer!
Marking her growth rate, she was presumptively in the development stage.
Searching for anybody she could affiliate thru, friends or a lover, and had no inclination toward a
designated route.
She may get acquainted to new capture targets; depending on the raise of her love perimeter she
could pick a particular route. Her branching-point option** was supposedly in distant future.
I abstain from praising my own ego, but things are doing really great now. If it continues like
this, there wont be any problem in the foreseeable future.
Mary who reported in detailed Alicias encouraging love status growth rate earned Addies
reverence nod.
As expected of Ojou, but I wonder how could you do such meticulous investigation of Aliciachan.
..That girl has recently came into contact with me. Shed jubilantly ask a lot of things
too.
Because of it I guess.Mary averted her gaze as she professed so, Addie molded an incoherent
countenance in response.
Youre completely referred as her friend. well, Addie couldnt exactly narrate it out loud.
Howbeit, Mary has vaguely realized it herself, regardless as she was dead set for the destruction
end, affirming this would equivalent to breaking her own heart.
A-anyway, now that Alicia has met those three people, we need to disrupt their relationship!
Dora-gaku Mary had often upset Alicias love life, calculatedly making a move on Alicias love
interest and vaunting herself as a more befitting candidate. When Albert House held a ball, she
would explicitly choose the most adept escort.
It didnt stop at that, in particular route shed go as far as getting engaged with the capture target.
Although discerning the capture targets sentiment toward Alicia, no, itd more correct to say
since she had known she did the deed.
At the end, counting that to all her atrocious feats had led her to ruin, and whilst Mary still in
pursuit of such denouement theres no guarantee she wont do the same action.
Today, shes intending to visit the downtown. Well, her definite goal is to greet various
individuals shes indebted to.
Did you hear this as well from her?
Forget hearing, she invited me to go together.
Uwaa
Stop it, dont pull me, I want to cry! Anyhow, obstructing her is our priority! I recalled theres
going to be an important event in the downtown.
Fortunately, Mary and Patrick are an acquaintance. Both came from aristocrat upbringing, before
they met at school the two had greeted each other at socializing parties.
Actually, sometimes on a party he was requested to escort her. Its not unheard of, inasmuch as
Albert and Dice House has been a good friend. Additionally, Mary and Patrick have enviable
gorgeous visages.
We have known each other for years. If I say Ive something to discuss, so get on to the horsecart. He wont refuse.
.horse-cart, huh? By the way, Ojou
What?
Thats right.!
It was an unflattering act for a lady, but the sense of despair was eating her.
Who the hell compelled an aristocrat lady to commute to school with a bicycle
Ill be frank, its you Ojou.
Thats because it takes 50 minutes by a horse-cart? But it takes only 15 minutes by bicycle!
What ineffectiveness!
Thats true; there are lots of narrow streets a horse-cart cant pass through around this area.
Inefficient! Its a non-sense***!
I messed up. No matter how ludicrous the villainous lady is she wont ride a bike right.
Ojou, you did commute to school with a bike for 3 years, but typically no lady would do it.
I see, thats why theres no parking lot at school. I finally can fathom the reason.
So, whatre you going to do with Patrick-sama? Should I bring a horse-cart from Alberts
house?
..No you wont make it!
Even though hes positively going to decline, turning your back from your enemies is
unforgiveable!
Declared Mary, Addie held his tongue in return.
Were talking about Patrick the Student Council President here. If its by a horse-cart we can
keep the discussion on, but he definitely wont ride a bike like commoners.
In other word, its a suicidal mission, lets pick her bone latter**** and stay quietAddie
thought so while Mary solemnly stood up, from the hallway the sound of brisk footsteps could be
heard.
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*Shes an outcast, they look down on her because of her low status.
**Okay, theyre probably many who ??? with the terms I used(Theres no universal
term/translation for them). Its been a long time for me since I last played an Otome game, the
latest one probably diabolik or amnesia crowd? I dont think theres a huge change in their
systems so Ill note the basic ones:
1. Capture targets: bishounen characters you can grab
2. Otome goal is to increase a capture targets love-perimeter so hell becomes your bae.
But every characters sometimes has different initial affection, so for example one can
start from 0% or 20%.Patrick possibly has 0% initial affection or worse minus n%
3. Depending on the goal and the story, this love-perimeter will decide your fate: dead end,
good end, harem end etc.
4. Branching-point option, or turning-point event and option which determine your route,
bae and final end.
***She said non-sense in English
****An idiom, often said for someone who wants to do risky thing and then the other say
alright no matter what the result is, Ill be responsible to take care/ comforting you latter.
Chapter 4-2
April 16, 2016 / albertkenoreijou
Things happened.
Why this development? Rewinding time for few minutes, the resolute Mary had ushered Patrick;
the place they arrived to is the schools vacant land. Aka, bicycle parking lot.
Patrick was curious with the bikes parked in the corner and asked Mary and Addie for some
enlightenment.
By right of the original plan, Patrick and Mary should ride the bicycle together. Although in the
game without getting off from the grandiose carriage, Alicia would recognize his figure as she
journeyed back. *
But a bona fide highborn Patrick was, he clearly had zero experience pedaling a bike. And it was
intolerable for Mary to offer a ride.
In consequence, Addie, Marys attendant, was entrusted to do it instead, howbeit whether this
was a correct choice or not.. No, essentially her preference to commute using bicycle was
at fault.
By the way, to give Patrick-sama a ride, I possibly have done something irreversible What
do I do if Dice House sues me
No need to worry. Just answer I permit it. Thereto I have wanted to try riding a bike for once.
Thats surprising. Are you interested in bike?
Ah, Alicia.no a certain person has indulged me that the wind felt spectacular.
Ha, ha, a certain person I see.
Being mindful for Patrick who feigned a cough, Addie played along.
Adjacent to them, Mary likewise adopted a lackadaisical stance listening on their conversation,
but within her innermost mind she credited Alicia for the astonishing change in Patrick.
Its beyond her prediction; this Student Council President could develop a curiosity over
commoners object I bet the pure and obtuse Alicia wouldnt envisage it eitherIt
seems Alicia has slowly grown into a large existence for Patrick.
The game textbook system was player maneuvers Alicia as she undergoes her school-lives. We
only perceived Alicias mentality, what the opposite person perception of us could solely be
gauged from the intercourses and auxiliary discernment was based on numerical value; turns
out, in reality Patrick falls in love deeply than his impression let on.
A solid composure, the scene he calmly and coolly whispering amorous poetries was actually a
sheer craftiness, this is way interesting than I deduced, Mary spouted so inadvertently.
Then she suddenly caught a figure at far front, a back she has frequently seen.
Her golden mop ruffled in the wind, a girl with graceful steps. Donning St. Karelia nobilitys
uniform yet blithely roaming alone was without a doubt Alicias figure.
Other students would never go home by foot and on no occasion wander unaccompanied.
Fixated on Alicias back, Mary began to put some powers on her grips unto the bikes handles.
According to the games event were going to blow past her. Espying our pleasant repartee, she
guessed wrong and henceforth evaded Patrick.
Is it going to work?
Sensing a shiver washed over her, Mary scolded her own self.
What to do losing my confidence now. The plan was already in cue, rolling oneself to her
limitation thats what it means to be Albert Houses offspring.
Yes, its going to work. This scene will successfully transmit a misunderstanding to Alicia.
Oh, Patrick-sama
Hm Alicia? Sorry Addie, please stop
Yes!
*screech* with such sound, the bike came to a halt, reflexively Mary clenched the brake.
Alicia bowed.
Her curtsy was somewhat awkward and unnatural; nevertheless from their perspectives whore
similar with her makings it incited their smiles.
In fact, Patrick generally wouldve scolded anyone doing such chaotic curtsy; still he only
nodded in reply. Not only that, his gaze on her was somehow tinged with compassion, his
default emotionless and compose deportment melted unto a sublime tenderness.
Detecting his stare on Alicia, the three tilted their heads in confusion.
They steered clear of those two hearing distance, thereafter she stomped on Addies feet who
uncomfortably was looking elsewhere.
Oh dear, what a perfect couple they are..right Ojou, please stop stepping on my feet,
look at them.
Ive one question. Why did you stop? Knowing my plan, why did you stop?
Hahaha, Ojou look at Patrick, hes rubicund red. Well, well, Alicia is a rustic cutie, its an
unprecedented type.
.It seems we need to discuss this further. With dear father
I apologize! Although its Ojous plan, I cant possibly disregard Patrick-samas order.
I sincerely apologize! Addie deeply bowed in a smooth motion; Mary touched her forehead to
restrain her headache.
Certainly, Addie, a servant cant neglect the highborn Patricks order. She understood. Yet, as
long as its by Marys instructions, whats going on inside his head, I wonder.
And as I thought his hierarchy order is a complete mess. Its sensible for Marys father, the elder
of Albert House to be in the top, then again for his daughter to be inferior than Patrick..
Being glared skeptically by Mary, Addie realized hes standing in a thin ice and forged a laugh.
Come on Ojou, those two are calling for us. Fix your mood and lets go back.
Then Patrick-sama let us go back. Good day, Alicia-san, see you tomorrow at school
Ah, about that..
Mary was intercepted by Patrick when she was about to bid Alicia goodbye.
Naturally, Mary was shaken and sent him a puzzled gawk. Patrick coughed once.
I see, it really feels different when you pedal it by yourself. Its not wrong to say this as an
exercise.
Patrick-sama is amazing, to able to learn it in one go. Plus even giving me a ride
To them whore outwardly frolicking while opposing the wind, Mary let out an audible breath.
Parenthetically, she elbowed Addies hip who squeaked in riposte next to her.
Lost in a competition, lost in a match, and lost in a bet, it describes my whole emotional
state.
I emphathize with you, but Ojou, please properly hold unto me.
Right, if I were to fall being miserable probably wont cut it.***
By the by, Mary was perching on the bicycle passenger bench Addie pedaled. ****
Adjacent to them, Patrick and Alicia standoffishly rode a bike together to the point that
bystanders will think of them as a family or depict it as a youthful spectacle.
In reality Patrick and Alicia were truly exultant, and every so often the bike shook Alicia would
cling to Patrick..Such bitter-sweet scenery.
On other hand in Mary and Addies case, Marys eyes exactly imitated a dead-fish and she
unceasingly bemoaned her defeat, Addie smiled stiffly sensing a dark aura looming behind him.
A different unnoticeable on first glance, yet when ones scrutinize deeper, its heaven and earth.
After all, a concentration of tremendous black aura was drifting from the aforementioned.
After shortly crossing the downtown; they reached their destination and stopped their bikes.
Thank you for sending me, Patrick-sama. Mary-sama and Addie-san also, thank you very
much.
Since Alicia profoundly lowered her head, Dont worry about it Mary assured so with a smile.
Relishing herself within the zephyr, repeatedly jabbing her elbow to Addies waist, threatened
him with dear father blackmail material, and receiving a defeat smile, at first glance was
exceptionally refinenotwithstanding with further inspection, her eyes were lifeless.
Anyway, not realizing Marys quandary, Alicia grinned heartily and seeing that Patrick looked
fairly contented.
An innocent girl and a protective prince, its the accurate portrayal. Lest Marys poisonous
emotion be discovered, she heaved a small sigh. I lost, no I feel like I lost before the competition
start.
What the hell Im thinking me not only sending Alicia to her destination I was
told off by Patrick From here on, its fine.
Far from meddling, its like were accompanying them having a jolly date. Rather than a loss, we
resemble cheerleaders encouraging him.
Thenceforth, Mary sent off the jovially-conversing pair with blank eyes.
Mary mourned, feeling partially responsible for it, Addie placed a troubled face.
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*Its an out of blue line, yes I realized it as I reread it again and again, the previous paragraph
and the next sentence, but not recognizing the connection between the two. Is it just a thought
line Mary threw abruptly? Or does it intended by the author? Anyone that has better suggestions,
please tell me.
**This chapter, I say it was hell to translate it! Why? Since its longer? That counts too but, the
main problem is the author really, really, extremely fond to change the POV, from first
perspective to third POV, and I was tempted to change the whole chapter to first person POV but
itll destroy some humours on it. In japanese its pose no problem, they hardly use a subject to
describe the situation however thats not the case in English. Urgh, sorry Im rambling so much.
Anyway, can you comprehend this chapters shifts in POV?
***Theres an idiom inserted here youll meet an eye or it cost your eye, err, it doesnt make
sense in English, Basically speaking it means youll meet a miserable fate.
****I omitted a sentence here:
The so-called two-seater.
Two-seater, err, whut? Yeah, its common word to describe a couple riding a bike together in
Japanese.