How many stars are in the sky?

Have you ever tried to count?

It'll took at least 6,000 years just to count the stars in our galaxy.
But how many such galaxies do we have?
Scientists say it is more like two billion or more.
Therefore, it is logical that
Beyond the stars in the universe ...
There is a planet where there are human like us are staying.
Like us, they might look to the moon and Mars to find anyone.
Its possible that they also try to find us here.
Rajasthan - India
The thief was taken the remote control of the spacecraft
Without the remote, he can not go back to his house.
He does not know our language
and he doesn't have any friends here.
Alone, helpless, he thought about just one thing ..
How can I go home now?
Life is running and I go behind it
New paths, all new turns
To go somewhere far away
Heart dreams
Who will ever knew otherwise
I will find a stranger
Touched my heart
Makes me smile, and cry..
Sorry, but I raised my hand first.
Oh sorry, but I ask for it first .. after that you came.
See, I'm a big fan of Harivansh Rai Bachchan.
But I am a big fan of Amitabh Bachchan too.
I have read all the poems he's written since 10 years old.
From the age of five when I memorize all of his dialogue, even without
letter..
So who will take it? Have you guys decided?
- Give it to me, he will not understand the poetry.
Black market poetry ticket?
- It took over 6 hours for me to queue here.
Time is money.
Go ahead listen to the dialogues.
No, you go ahead and listen. Ladies first.
Wait, what if we each pay half for the ticket
First half, before the interval you hear the poetry
So that after the interval I can see Amitabh sir.
That's a damn good idea!
We have 96.
Give us some discount. We are from the same country.
Long live India, bro.
- Vande Mataram. 100 euros.
Uncle, can you lend us 4 euros?
Take my watch, tomorrow I will come to you to give your money back.

Please uncle, it's last ticket.

But its full House now. No more tickets now.
No, uncle. There's a guy over there. Selling black market ticket.
How rude.
Our country's name turns bad because of them.
- Right?
You stay here, I'll get you the ticket.
Thank you.
Uncle?
Who? - Who you ask? Where are my tickets?
Oh tickets?
Euro 100 million.
You bloody cheap.
Liar! Stupid! Capitalist!
Mind your language. - You mind your language!
- Security!. - Now go and listen inside.. donkey!
.. Go go go.
Why are you running here? Go and catch that donkey!
Old man nowadays..
Its very strange for that generation.
Just leave it.
What happened, happens.
How can I just leave it?
He's sitting there listening to the poem, and here I am.
Our memories are often hurt by the moment, and how.
See the future, waved its hands, waiting for us.
We go forward with.
I also write little here and there.
That's good. Carry on.
No, I can't.
If you hear the rest,
you will propose to marry me.
Are you crazy?
But really, so you like Harivansh Rai Bachchan right?
There's a women, one fine morning.
He sang the words from his poems to her.
By evening they got married
I've read it. - Really?
Of course. Twelve waiting.
Amitabh Bachchan.
Jaggu.
Jaggu?
My name.
I've shorten a long name given by my father.
Jagat Janini.
Everyone made fun of me at school.
So I shorten it. - Jaggu.
So you're from Mumbai?
No, I'm from Delhi. I took Television Production course here.
And you? - My name is Sarfaraz. I took Architecture here. Also, a parttime job.

Here, at the Pakistani embassy.

Why Pakistan Embassy?
Because I'm from Pakistan.
I won't find a job at Indian embassy, right?
What happened?
No, nothing.
I am a Pakistan, that's why you lost your smile?
Well then.. God bless you.
Without asking my name and address
keeping customs aside,
A few steps, just a few steps,
Come walk with me.
Without asking my name and address,
keeping customs aside,
A few steps, just a few steps
Come walk with me.
Without saying or asking anything
Holding my hand in yours
A few steps, just a few steps
Come walk with me.
Without saying or asking anything
Holding my hand in yours
A few steps, just a few steps
Come walk with me.
If there is sun troubling you on any path,
I'll spread shades.
If there are darknesses frighten you, I'll go to the horizons
and adorn the sky with moon
If there is sadness coming over, I'll tell you jokes,
and make you laugh.
Laughing and humming like this
we'll walk these four steps.
As Ive found a companion like you
Then why should I fear the world
Not just a few steps, but my whole life
Ill walk with you
Without saying or asking anything
Holding my hand in yours
Only a few steps, just a few steps
Come walk with me.
Thank you.
Mom, Dad!
She's falling in love.
Falling in love?
He is so cute.
Show us another picture.
What the guy is doing? Not a joined-famiy, right?
Calm down, mom. I tell you everything.
- Firstly, what's his name?
Sarfaraz
He is a Muslim?

Yes, Dad. He took architecture here.

His family live in Pakistan.
Pakistan? Which Pakistan?
Mom, there's only one Pakistan.
So you're going to cover your hear? Wear hijab? You will perform Solah?
Have you lost your mind?
Do not turn off. Do not move. Hold on.
Lord, this is a disaster.
Help us.
I knew where he is going.
Ever since I was little, I saw the image of Tapasvi more than my own
parents.
Bye Mom.
From school bag to bathroom wall,
Tapasvi was evident everywhere.
Not even a tooth can be pulled out if not according to his Muhurat
(Hindu auspicious timings)
Tapasvi also give Dad a box of God.
It was the Lord of each task.
When he is doing stock transactions, Lord Lakshmi will be used at the
computer screen.
On the threadmill, Lord Hanuman is used.
Surfing Internet, linked appearances, to desserts
All these things under the blessing of Tapasvi.
Jaggu, touch his feet.
Why Jagat Janini?
Why are you doing this?
Take a pen
Write this down.
Lord, enlighten me.
Yes.
Yes.
As you say.
Look here Jagat Janini.
The Pakistani boy
which named Sarfaraz
will cheat on you.
He will never cheat on me.
History has it.
These people will never do anything other than fraud and cheating
people.
He will take advantage of you.
Stand together with you. But will never marry you. He will dissapear.
Jaggu, come home immediately.
If you stay another night there, our relationship is over.
Mr. Sahani
Let me talk to her.
My daugther
Press the delete button.
And get him off your system.
Hello.

What happened?
Do you love me?
Of course I do. Why do you ask?
Marry me?
But what happened?
- Yes or no, Sarfaraz.
Yes,but ..
- Tomorrow.
Tomorrow?
Tomorrow we will get married.
I will prove his prediction wrong.
I will prove it.
Sir James Herric and Miss Oprah Brown, you are next.
James isn't here yet.
Talk to the Registrar.
Can you just hold this please?
This is for you.
For me? - Yes.
Thanks.
It's a letter from Sarfaraz.
He wrote that marriage is just between two people, but it is between
two families.
Our countries, religions, people are all different.
If we hurt them, how we will be happy?
Do not try to contact me.
Sorry.
Where to go to the young lady?
New Delhi.
After six months in New Delhi.
I returned to my city
But my father did not want to accept me.
So I join a news channel.
Boss asked us to find a stress dog.
For a breaking news.
Sometimes we find a news,
Sometimes had to make them.
Dissapeared.
Missing.
If you find It, contact PK.
This man has a good story.
You go to the office. I'll join you later.
Come quick.
Excuse me.
Why did you spread this pamphlets around?
My case is pending with Him.
He is not solving it, and not facing me.
My life has been become dark (lull).
Do not know where He stay or sit.
Have you ever met Him somewhere?
No.
Why are you wearing that helmet?

- To stand out in crowd.

You can see yellow colour from a distance.
Despite how hectic the traffic, you can see the taxi by far.
- So?
- So God can see me from afar, right?
Otherwise, how can He focus on me among all the people?
Yes, to the left. Ok. Perfect.
Background.
Yes, Jaggu.
Did you know that animals can also commit suicide?
This is Nikku.
A dog of Sweetie Singh from Ramesh Nagar, Delhi.
Last month, there have been three suicide attempts.
Jump off the roof, drink sleeping pills,
and also trying to blowdown a gas fireplace.
Why did Nikki act as such?
Is Nikku a victim of mental illness?
Or Nikku..
Jaggu.. What happened?
What is this shit, Neetu?
We will talk more with the popular industralist, but only after this
break.
Want some coffee?
Give him some coffee.
Jerry?
Oh no.
- What do you think, this dog is having a depression
Anxiety disorder? schizophrenia or Attention Deficit Hyperactivity
Disorder?
Whatever that is, why would I care?
Exactly. Why would anyone care?
So why do we make this stupid show.
So what are you trying to say?
Come on. Take this.
Look at this. Today, I met someone.
He spread this pamphlets around the city.
He is looking for God.
- Found it?
No.
Missing God, that's religion.
Finding God, that's news.
If he found God, tell me. I'll put it on air.
You know the company policy.
No news on religion, no news on God. Finished.
What has been happening with you?
What happened to the fighter in Revolution?
You want to see the fighter?
Look at this.
There are three mark here. See?
They are not born spots.
Your father's friend, Tapasvi

I have news program against him.

It was because of his devotees came to and stick the trisula right at
my ass holes.
From then on, I decided, is to live in this country ..
Do not mess with religion. That's all.
I have a program. Bye.
Welcome back from the break. We were talking with the popular
industralist...
Boss did not give the opportunity for me to follow the story.
But two weeks later, the story came back to my life.
Thief!
Catch him. He steal money from the box.
Hey ... Where are you going?
Catch him.
Excuse me.
How dare you.. stealing from God?
Pandit .. This is not a thief.
I was donating my money but my purse fell through in the box.
He's helped me to take it out.
I'm telling the truth.
You can check if you want to. My wallet had Rs 5,000.
Pandit .. Those are mine.
Once the money in the box, thats it.
Now they are His.
Let him go.
What exactly are you doing there?
Take my money back in return. He took the payment, but no work has been
done.
- No, wait a minute.
I saw you get some money, and then put some money back.
I just gave Him deposit Rs. 200, so I put back the balance.
Before this you wore a lot of necklaces, rings, right?
- I've rejected it. Not wearing it anymore.
and why are you putting this stickers?
Self-defence.
People put God's stickers on the wall, right?
so that no one pee on it. I put it here, so no one beat me.
Neetu, where are you?
Oh yes, you have to pick me up, I dont have any money to go home.
I tell you what happened later.
I'm in front of a big temple.
Come quick. Thanks, bye.
Take this. Keep it.
What is this? - This will take you home.
When people could not go home,
I will feel very bad.
Listen.
- No more. That's all I have.
No. I can not take this.
Why?
- You will need this to go home, right?

And you dont have any money

Actually, this money
is not why I need to go home.
Why? Where do you live?
Usually,
I'm staying at rock stairs
But these days, its raining heavily right?
So, tonight I'm gonna stay in prison.
Prison?
As in police lock-up.
- Yes, there are 122 of them here in Delhi, right?
I'll stay one by one in rotation.
- and they will let you stay? Like a hotel.
Come on. I'll explain it.
DO NOT PEE HERE!
You stay here.
Hey idiot! Look at this.
I'll take care of you.
Jaggu
You sit behind. We will follow that car
Who's in the car?
- Our story.
Get your wallet. .. Need some pocket money.
Hurry, Neetu.
Thank you, bye.
Excuse me.
Yes?
- I want to go into the lock up.
Why?
To meet that guy.
Ladies, you think that this is a college canteen?
You can just go inside to eat and drink tea, as much fun to go with
friends, whenever you want?
This is a lock up.
and only wrongdoers are able to go in.
Ma'am, bribary is prohibited.
Prohibited, that is why I am giving it to you.
I can put you in for this.
- Do it, please.
Thank you, Mr. Pandey.
- Just for an hour.
Hi.
I want to know your story.
Would you tell me?
Why?
Im a TV reporter. This is what I do.
Ask.
Ask whatever questions you want to ask.
So..
What's your name?
I dont have any name,

but everyone call me PK.

What's your job?
I'm an astronaut.
Astronaut?
The one who goes to the moon?
I've been once to the moon. Very dark (lull) place.
Ok. So what's your favorite planet?
My planet.
- Yes, Earth is nice. Other than that?
No, Earth is much worse.
I said my own planet.
When night arrives, you can see it up there. My house.
I got very excited.
When I found out that there is people like us live in here.
They sent me here, for a research.
But what kind of welcome I got.
My remote control got stolen.
Without the remote, I cant send a signal to my house.
And without it how can they find me and take me back?
They might think that it's a dangerous world here. and I am going to
die.
Hey, listen.
What ..?
Can you open the door. I want to go home.
Madam, we are the one who determined who goes in, not the one inside.
Look, I'm not a thief.
- Yes, all thiefs said the same thing.
Where is Mr. Pandey? Call him up.
- Mr. Pandey is not around.
Mr. Pandey!
Hey girl, shut up or take this.
You think my story is nonsense right?
Or else what?
Is Bhojpuri your planet's official language?
In my world, ...
There is no language in my planet. Everyone's talk to your mind. No
confusion.
Here, people speak one thing, but means another one.
One word, but infers four other meaning.
Nodding your head like this, and say that is good.
"everything is nice, very good"
When you say that with big eyes,
it suddenly means something else.
"Your mother is having an accident. WHAT?" See.
When someone is using angry tone, it sounds louder.
"Really.. you want to teach me that? Really?"
When one's thinking, the word became suddenly longer than usual.
"Right........."
Along with words, we have to pay attention to your expression as well.
Then the point is being made.
Very confusing. It took me six hours to understand Bhojpuri.

Meaning, you learned Bhojpuri completely just in six hours?

- No one is going to help me lending their hand.
Until one girl came and help, and I touch her hand.
I transferred her language into me.
You're seriously telling me this.
There's a limit to make stories.
You think your hand is like a USB cable?
That can transfer files from one computer to another?
And your clothes?
People in your planet are wearing jeans as well?
No no no .. .. Our world, in our world no one is wearning any clothes.
As soon as I arrive here, I immediately thought that
Your people's skin and my people's skin are different.
Some skin is bright and shining, some skins are full black.
Some skins are colourful, some are just plain white.
Some sticks to body tightly.. while the other are very loose
Then one day, I saw a car.
Dancing car.
That day finally I understand that your people's skin and ours are the
same.
The difference here is all they are wearing something fashionable all
over her body.
Then I try to mix with other people.
But strangely, people are laughing at me.
Long after that, I understood that fashion for men is different from
women.
Clothes for day is different from clothes for night.
Clothes for playing is different from clothes for serving.
Along with the cloth, I found a photo.
I slowly realize that the picture is important in order to survive in
this world.
This photo brings me food.
So I started to collect pictures of this old man.
What is this man?
Why are you giving me this?
This is not important for my stall.
Yes, that's it. Take this.
I realize that the old man only benefits in one type of paper.
His picture in other papers are useless.
My needs for money and clothes are fulfilled by the dancing car.
That is my bank, and that is also my tailor.
There was once I got a strange uniform.
Using that suit, I dont need any picture.
The food comes by its own.
Take this sir.
I realized that I need to learn the language to find my remote control.
Without language, nothing can be done here.
Just like this guy, I think that his clothes have some defect.
Suddenly, I thought that I have ruin his fashion.
So I tried to put it back again to correct it.
I met this guy down the road.

Some rascals hit him by car and go away.

His mind seems fine,
But he has not responded.
Maybe he has deaf ears?
Are you deaf?!
He listens. But no answers.
A firm shot in the head like this,
Memory lost.
His memory is gone.
Do you remember who hits you?
Remember his plate number?
Remember anything?
Let's go, brother.
Come with me.
As long as you come back to your memory, you're my guests.
Knock your head a bit harder.
When you hit by something and your memory lose,
Hit it back and memory will come right back.
I've seen it in films.
I dont understand a word from this guy. I discovered that I need to
touch his hand for language exchange.
The name of the car is ...
Your memory lost, so you forgot the difference between man and women?
Hold on a second.
Look at my driver's license.
Sex.
Male. Man.
A guy. Gangster. Badass.
If I want to go back to my house ..
I definitely should touch someone's hand.
O brothers, a colorful guest has come
He doesn't differentiate between boy and girl
O brothers, a colorful guest has come
He doesn't differentiate between boy and girl
You'll get me in trouble
You'll get me beaten up
Don't do this, don't do all this..
The lewd boy has come here, as my guest..
The lewd boy has come here, as my guest..
Wearing this five colored dress, from which village have you come?
Have you come from Patna or from Paatan or from Patiala?
Wearing this five colored dress, from which village have you come?
Have you come from Patna or from Paatan or from Patiala?
You must have a name, o brother,
that you would have got registered in your school.
You must have a name, o brother,
that you would have got registered in your school.
There must be an address of yours, some ration card
Have you come down [from the sky] tearing the clouds apart, or have you
come tearing the earth..
You'll get me in trouble,

You'll get me beaten up

The lewd boy has come here, as my guest..
The lewd boy has come here, as my guest..
Its a blessing in disguise that you have lost memories,
There are no fights, nor quarrels
Its a blessing in disguise that you have lost memories,
There are no fights, nor quarrels
No dealing with anybody,
nor any loans to pay..
You look lovable, O pervert,
You look innocent, O pervert.
Don't do this,
This lewd boy has come, as my guest.
This lewd boy has come, as my guest.
My colorful guest has arrived ..
The boy jumps down to everyone ..
My colorful guest has arrived ..
The boy jumps down to everyone ..
This lewd boy has come, as my guest.
This lewd boy has come, as my guest.
This lewd boy has come, as my guest.
I can understand your pain, brother.
But you cant openly hold hands with other people.
Although it can be nice, it can also be life threatening.
Brother, dont worry.
Come. I know what to do. Come.
Here, you can touch anyone's hand, or feet.
No one can beat you up here, brother.
It's a real place.
People here are very nice and pretty.
Everyone is take my hand and welcoming me to their home.
Then I choose a gentle girl here, Buljaria.
Hey Buljaria
Take him to honeymoon room.
Buljaria sat there in patience.
In the meantime,
Over six hours,
I took her language into my body.
All the numbers and alphabets.
I took everything from her.
Is it your first time?
You starts feeling blue from the very beginning?
Yes.
Where were you from?
I came from a very far place.
You have not heard the name of my place.
But you talk the way I talk?
Whatever you teach, I learn it from you
I spoke the way you spoke, sister.
Hey, how dare you call me sister. Get away from here.
Brother!

Brother, wake up.

Wake up.
Brother.
You can talk now, brother.
I want your help, brother.
What kind of magic Buljaria have done to you?
Come with me now.
Memory and needs has a direct connection, or something.
We have to tell this to the doctor, brother.
Now we can find the cure.
It's very important. Brother, let's go.
Stop here. Stop here.
Brother ..
There is a guy who stole my chain, brother.
I want my chain back, brother.
Is it valuable?
- Very much.
Listen brother.
The thief must be somewhere around here. But the chain, he must have
sold it in Delhi.
If he sells something valuable in Mandawa, he will be captured.
So I have to go, brother.
- Where?
Delhi.
Sir - Why?
My remote control has been stolen.
Are you drunk? You ask your TV remote from a police officer?
It's not a TV remote control.
So what is it?
- I cant tell you.
But it's a chain around my neck. And it's priceless.
Where did he stole from you?
- Mandawa.
What?
Stolen from Mandawa, and you find it in Delhi?
But the thief has came here.
- So?
So where can I find him?
Stupid mind. There are two million people in this city.
Police are men. Not God.
Only God can help you.
Hold on to him. Only He can help you.
God knows, how should we know?
Only God knows, go away from here.
Have faith in God.
Who is God? Everyone said only He can help me.
When I ask a question, everybody say His name.
The more I heard about Him, the more confuse I become.
People in this world seems to know
Who made them.
They themselves made a place for Him to be.

At least there are one in every streets.

Hundreds of thousands of people meet Him with their questions
He took everyone's problems and a small amount of solution.
We do not have this kind of wonder in our world.
I could not believe it at first. And then I thought, I want to try.
One God for me please, brother.
Which one? This is 20, 50. That is 100, 500.
What is the difference between the 20 to 50?
The size is different. Other than that, everything is same.
- The one worth Rs. 20 can work, right?
Give me Rs. 15.
God, I am very hungry.
Give me something to eat.
I become totally out of control.
God is actually works!
Now I can go to my house.
God, my remote control got stolen.
Can you give it back? I want to go home.
Sir, this God is gone out of battery.
It does work but then it turns off.
What do you mean ..?
- I mean, put a new battery in it.
It does not require any battery.
- Then why this does not work?
Manufacturing defect is it?
- Everything is fine, no defect done by me.
You create this God?
Yes, from my hands.
God create you or you create Him?
God created us all.
We just make his sculptures.
Why you create his sculptures?
So that we can pray to Him.
Tell Him about our joys and sorrows.
So you installed a transmitter here?
How do He hear what we say?
God does not need transmitter.
He can hear us directly.
If He can hear directly, so what's the use of this sculpture?
How can I explain to this man.
Trying to end our business, huh?
What is your problem?
Brother, my remote control got stolen. I ask for it from God.
Why He cant tell me where is it?
Are you drunk?
- What does that mean?
How much can a little God can help you?
Can he catch the thief with His little legs?
Go inside temple. There was a big God.
Catch his bare feet. Run very fast.
Take this coconuts, and some money to him. Your job will be done.

Give me Rs. 200.

Everyone was waiting for their turn carrying coconuts and money.
Each one with his own task to be done.
Two hours later, there was my turn.
God, oh God.
God, give me back my remote control.
Where is it? - Move a bit.
Hold on my remote control not yet received.
Sir, He does not doing His job. I already gave Him money.
Your job will be done. - When?
Who can say when? Just it will be settle soon.
Move ahead.
- But when I can get my things back?
Do not make a fuss here. Go ahead.
- What if I move ahead and someone else get my thing?
Are you drunk?
- Hold on, ma'am. What are you doing ..?
But when can I get back my thing?
- Find it in a mental hospital.
How is it possible? Paid my money here, and delivery in mental
hospital?
Take him away.
- Give me the receipt!
Give me the receipt, brother. I asked the man when can I get my things
back?
Go on. Please go.
- But .. but my remote control?
Brother, I cant find my sandals.
Someone must have wore it.
You take someone else's.
That's a regular rotation at the temple.
I paid full payments. But He did not settled His work for .
What's his name?
God
- Full name?
Dont know His full name.
Where He live?
Inside the temple.
You gave Him the money?
No, put his charity box.
Did He say He will finish your job?
- He does not speak.
Why? Mute?
- Maybe.
Possible. - Really?
Describe His characteristics.
He looks like this.
But bigger in size.
Come here. Come here.
Are you drunk?
Yes. But how was everyone knows about it?

- You think we're donkey?

I have been 20 years in police work. I can simply tell who's drunk and
who's sober.
Karpal Singh, check on his body.
What is it? Give it to me.
Dr. D'Mello.
Doctor, why are you so drunk and forget your own religion?
How can you leave church and go to the temple?
Go to your church.
To your God
Church?
Get out from here.
- But my stuff..?
Leave it. Get out.
God has been nailed because of your sin. Look what you've done?
God's dead?
When? - 2000 years ago.
For your sins.
What have I done? I just came here.
Are you drunk?
Yup.
- God is watching you. He's looking at your behaviour.
Where? Where is He? Where?
What is in that cup? - Wine.
Wine ...
At that time, I understand something.
God is bored with coconut water.
Now He's having fun with wine.
I have to give Him wine.
So I started to collect money.
I took some of the money from the dancing car.
Others,..
I took from a gentleman
who always stand on a bridge with a stick. I can take as much as I
want.
Brother, where is God's house nearby?
- Yes, just go straight here.
Hold on.
What is that?
- Wine.
For God. Where is He?
This lady is looking very sad.
To know her problem, I need to hold her hands.
You are trying to disturb a widower?
How do you know this girl is a widow?
- Cant you see she's wearing a white saree?
Is everything fine?
I'm very sorry about the death of your husband. - What? When?
How would I know when? You're wearing a white cloth.
Everyone wears white on their wedding day.
- No. White is for widower.

Widow wear black, you stupid. Get out of here.

All three of you just lost your husband?
- Ya Allah!
I'm still alive. You want this?
After lots of beating, I finally understood that
In this world, there is not just one,
But there are lots of God.
Each with different rules.
All Gods open their own company.
People here call it religion.
There are different manager for each religion.
Everyone in this world belongs to a religion,
or a 'company' that they are born with.
and they are destined to pursuing his own God, not those of others.
I'm a member of what company now?
Which one should I pray to?
In order to find my remote control, its important for me to know this.
What are you doing?
Where is it marked?
What mark?
That religion is marked.
How do you know what company does this baby belongs?
Where does God mark it?
Security.
It's getting harder to find out what is my religion.
Now there's only one way to find out.
I will pray to all Gods
One of them must be my God.
That will listen to my sorrow.
I've heard that You run the whole world,
Listen to my prayer too, my home calls me
O' God
Where are you?
O God, where are you?
I have heard that you show the path to the lost hearts
I am lost too
My home calls me back..
O God, where are you?
O God, where are you?
Should I worship you (like Hindus do), or should I offer you a namaaz
(like Muslims do)
Should I offer an ardaas
(like Sikhs do)
You are neither found in the temple
nor in the Church,
My tired eyes look for you...
My tired eyes look for you...
My tired eyes look for you...
I follow all the customs that are there (to find you),
I bow my head to you, like these millions of people.
O God, where are you?

O God, where are you?

You have many names
You have many faces
There are many ways to find you..
I walked on all those paths,
but couldn't find you..
I didn't understand what is it that you want..
I didn't understand what is it that you want..
I didn't understand what is it that you want..
I keep on trying, without thinking or understanding
I follow your insistence with all due respect..
O' God ..
Where are you ..?
O God, where are you?
O God, where are you?
O God, where are you?
I'm very confuse, my God.
I must have done something wrong,
That you did not heard anything from me.
Please tell me.
Show me the way.
Oh ..
Should I take my hands like this ..
or should I knelt down, on put my forehead on the floor like this..
Have you heard the bell?
or should I use the loudspeaker?
Should I read Gita
or the verse from Quran
or Bible?
Your different managers
said different things each one of them,
One said we should fast on Monday,
Some say on Thursday ..
Some say eat after the sunrise,
Some say eat when the sunset
Some say worship the cattle ..
Another person said we should kill them.
Some said use your bare feet to go into the temple, another says to go
to church wearing boots.
Which one is right? which is wrong?
I do not understand anything.
That is why I am here, O' God.
I want to go home.
I will do whatever you want me to do.
Just take me back to my house.
Please.
Tell me something.
Where ever you're hiding
Give me an answer.
Please.
Please.

Please.
Hey, why are you locking the door?
- I will never leave you today.
Open the door, next is my entry.
Shiv, the most fearless
Does not afraid of anything.
Security.
Who are you?
- Do not recognize me?
I am PK.
Security.
Is someone out there?
Release the door.
Bring me my remote control first.
What remote?
- My spacecraft remote control.
Spaceship?
Did you forget? I have told you so many times.
This is not my world, I live far away from here.
Leave this. Do you find my remote control? Then I can go home. You
understand, right?
Oh brother, let me go.
I have small children.
- I know.
(Hindu Gods' children). They're not so small now.
They can live alone. Give me my remote, and go to your family.
God, save me.
Who else that you're praying to?
Where is it?
Now presenting the dance of Shiva. The fearless.
Help me!
Help me!
Help me!
Along the foothill of Himalaya mountain,
I remembered God at that point of time.
Suddenly there's a light.
Great light of nowhere.
The light was bright, small pointed down to Earth.
I looked at it.
Staring at the light.
It suddenly realise that I found something.
God. Enlighten me.
What is light?
That even in cold winter, the light gave me warmth.
God said.
This is a beads from Shiva. Take it with you.
Take this to your shrine and keep it there.
Only a loyal devotees can see this,
and cure all the pains.
You want to see it?
Dont stop him, let him come.

Come on, son, come on ...

Not there, come here.
Say something here.
Where are you God?
Come on stage. I want to thank you.
He is here.
I met Him in the toilet. I ask for my thing, he run away.
But I thought, why would he run away? So I chase him
But no, he took me here.
I can take my thing back. Thank God.
This is not Shiva's beads.
This one belongs to me. Accidentally delivered to you.
And you thought its yours?
Just ask him. He's here somewhere. God, come here.
All right, I'll take it.
Oh .. its mine.
A traveller of dreams
Neither a devotee, nor an unbeliever
O God, please tell me
Where have I wandered now?
How is this hide and seek of yours,
Take me home, O God..
My heart seeks refuge
My heart seeks refuge
Since when did you feel, you're from other planet?
Listen.
You need a mental doctor.
Time to go ma'am.
This is all time you get for Rs.500
- Wait a minute.
This is my card.
I also write my number there.
If you want, I can arrange you for a session.
Call me if you have time. Ok?
Thank you Mr. Pandey.
Do you think my story is a lie?
So go ahead with your suicidal dog.
Nikku....
That is your destiny.
Mr. Pandey, Mr. Pandey ..
I want to go back in two minutes.
What is going on here?
You know what. Give me Rs. 500 and he's all yours.
Nikku, suicidal dogs.
When did I told you this?
You didn't.
- How do you know?
When you touch my hand.
I read your mind and find out about that.
You were thinking that this story went awry. Now your destiny is Nikku.
Do not lie. I have to tell you about it. Tell the truth.

Ma'am, I can't lie. Lie needs a language.

and in our world, we speaks through holding hands.
Give me your hand.
- No way.
Give me.
Please, I need help. My wife's condition is getting serious.
Hospital ask me Rs. 1000 for the drugs.
Now I only have Rs. 500
If you can me,
Here's one. - If you give me your address. I'll send you the check.
Money orders didn't come to my house, you keep it.
Thanks son.
Uncle ..
Keep to 100. Give this as a tip.
Boy, God bless you.
See, its proven.
You can not read anyone's mind.
Dont you understand? That man took the money to fool you.
There is no hospital in the nearby. - I know.
He and his wife take a meal at a five-star hotel.
Today is his wife's 75th birthday.
His wife never went to a five-star hotel in 75th year.
He collected his money at least once a month from his pension.
His wife ordered ice cream, so he has to pay more than the thought.
He said he went to the bathroom. and he came here.
Anything..?
Ma'am, no one lies on our world.
Other than that, its up to you.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Give it to him.
Just give it to him. Its your birthday, lets celebrate it.
Told you that no one lies in our world.
So no one knows..
You do not tell anyone that you're an alien.
No, if they know, they'll put me in a laboratory.
They will cut my body out to see inside.
So why did you tell me?
Since I came here, everyone just took the money from me.
None of them gave me anything.
You're the first one who put Rs. 5000 in the charity box, for me.
I felt that you are a nice person, and I can trust you.
I will find your remote control, PK
How's that?
Now, I dont know.
But you will go back to your house.
That's my promise.
Why are you staring at me like that?
You.
Aliens did not come to my house every day.
So in your world, everyone's ear is as big, is it?
The same.

- Then they're all walks nude.

Don't you feel strange?
That crow is naked.
You think it's strange?
If it wear a tie, it will looks strange.
PK
I did not sleep last night.
I was thinking about how to take back your remote control from Tapasvi.
Hello. - Connect me to Mr. Balbir Singh, Room No. 4
Wrong number.
This is not Fortis Hospital?
Sir, you get a wrong number, I told you since yesterday.
How did the wrong number? I have stored phone number.
Okay, what do you think?
Hello. - Connect me to Mr. Balbir Singh, Room No. 4
Oh.. you're late.
- Why?
Balbir Singh died this morning. - What do you mean ..?
How did one's who are having haemorrhage surgery die?
That is the shameful fact. But that does not matter.
Let's write a death certificate, its a heart attack. Let's not spoil
your family reputation.
So come on, Ok, take the body.
Ok bye.
Why do you say that?
- It makes me happy.
Now he'll go to the hospital. He will see his friends is still alive.
He will be very happy.
He's wrongly called me several times, so I joke a bit.
Joke?
- PK I was kidding.
Oh I understood. I saw the whole game now. They're kidding.
The way Tapasvi call God,
Put his head in the air like this, saying "God, enlighten me."
All of it goes to wrong number.
The person who answered the call is joking.
If not, how come He told them that my remote is some holy beads.
It looks to me that..
Those who speak of God in this world with the telecommunications
network are messed up.
Every call is going to the wrong number.
- What do you mean?
- I always thought ..
Why do God's did not answer to my questions.
He said that come to my house by scrolling down, I'll give you
everything.
Tell me. We are all children of God, right?
So what kind of a dad, who tell their children ..
to scroll down, then meet Me.
Have your dad ever said to you? My daughter, buy new outfit, and come
to me by scrolling down.

What do we have to give milk to Him?

PK, if this call goes to the right number, or original God
What would He say?
He will say, everyday millions of children are on the road sleeping and
thirsty
Let them drink the milk. Why you give that to Me?
I'm sure someone's playing with us. Just like what you did
PK thought Tapasvi is a nice person
I did not want to clarify his confusion.
Because there's a good idea came to my head.
That idea will help me to get back PK's remote control.
Who is the PK? - Who? Where is he come from? Still a mystery.
But he can see the world not as what we see it.
What does that mean? - Means ..
You see, when he saw you smoking, he will call the police as he thinks
you're commiting suicide.
Why? - Because it clearly shows at the pack, that smoking leads to
cancer.
What are you trying to say?
Face-off.
I would like to arrange PK to come face-to-face with Tapasvi.
Whatever they say, we'll show it on television.
DRP will raising to the sky.
Jaggu, there are three marks already at my right back.
You want to get me three mark on the left, so that both sides are
balanced, is that what you're saying?
No Jerry, the best thing about this face-off is that PK and Tapasvi
will not fight.
He will explain to him slowly, that the number that Tapasvi called is
wrong number.
Tapasvi will not have any idea how to deal with PK.
Jerry, Jerry.
He is sitting out there. Met him once.
I challenge you, you will not answer his questions. Trust me.
Brother, this things gone out of your pocket. - Oh, thank you.
That is not mine.
"Kamasutra - Strawberry flavour"
I hate strawberries, ask them? This is not mine.
Madam, this is yours? - How dare you?
Just check your wallet.
- Who are you, rascal?
Uncle, this is yours, then? - No, I was not.
PK, come here.
You can ask anything to him.
Come in.
What is this?
This is condom.
What is its purpose?
- It can control world's population
How's that?
- We have to wear it

While having sex.

How you can control world population by just wearing this?
Not just me.
Millions of people wear those things.
-Everyone gets it from you?
Everybody's have those things.
I have a question.
- Just ask, PK. Ask any question you want.
When money comes out from pockets people will say "they're mine", they
all take it.
But in this case, everyone's afraid and run, saying "its not mine". Why
is that?
You see, sex is a private matter.
Why is that? - You dont simply announce to the world that "today I am
going to have sex"
But in wedding ceremony,
Crackers made, the orchestra plays
Doesnt it also imply that "today I going to have sex"
What happened?
I do not have an answer to your question.
But I have a job for you.
Let's go, before he change your mind.
Watch your ass out, Tapasvi
Now my trisula's coming
PK, Tapasvi came here every day to pilgrims. They're talking about God.
We go in and listen to his phone calls.
When you start to think that there is a problem with the line, tell
him.
Then, you explain to him that his phone calls going to the wrong
number.
After that, he will return my remote control?
If he understand that someone is joking with him, he'll understand that
its all a mistake.
He will return your remote control.
- Yes, I will explain to him.
Built a house for someone who is meritorious.
Build a house for God is much more meritorious.
So spread your arm and donate.
And get rid of your suffering.
Tell me. What is your problem?
Your highness, Tapasvi
My wife is paralysis for six months now.
Doctors have done his best. How I wish you could..
O' God
Enlighten me.
Yes.
What else, God?
Where?
As you wish, God.
Have heard glaciers at Ratao city? - No.
Its at Himalaya. Take a train.

After reach the station, take a bus.

After that, a boat.
It will take you 8 days.
And you will warmly welcome to a divide God's temple.
Just be there, and your wish will be fulfilled.
Wrong number, wrong number.
What is it?
Wrong number.
Tapasvi, the technology that you use to speak with God has messed up.
Now your call are all goes to wrong number.
and there's a duplicate God sitting there crack a joke on you.
What are you trying to say?
I will explain. We all God's children, right?
Yes, so?
- So, when your child come to you for your help, what would you say?.
Did you solve their problem? Or you tell him ..
Go to 4000 km away from your house.
Then, you have to explain your problem again in detail. Then I'll
answer. How come?
If that is a call to real God, he will says, "Your wife is sick, take
care of her"
Why are you coming here and left her behind?
One day, everyone will die and come to Me right?
Now spend time with her, right? Yes or no?
I can prove it that someone took a joke for you.
Tapasvi, you call him once again ..
and ask Him, can He give a guarantee that aunty will be safe?
Uncle, do not leave your aunt until you get guarantee in paper.
Call now, and you find out.
Its time for Tapasvi to pray.
Tapasvi, that duplicate God
took away my thing
That's not God, but fraud.
Fraud!
Up until now, no one is ever witness God or hear His voice.
To know what God needs..
We know from managers of God.
PK ask us a very important question.
- What?
that God's managers really speak to God?
No. - Because what we have listen,
Is it truly from God, or a fraud?
They're from the wrong numbers. - So tell us, PK. How can people should
do now?
Until we are very sure that we speak to real God,
We should help one another to find the solution of one's problem. Need
to help each other.
PK advice us a very important lesson. So long as the managers could not
contact the real God,
Do not look for their aid. We'll help each other.
PK said we should not build the temple.

The gem that belongs to him. - What is in your pocket?

Do you smoking?
Yes. - So you drink as well, right?
Yes, occasionally. - You're a smoker. Drink alcohol.
Knowing that both are poisons.
The government gives permission.
Factory produced the poison.
The shops sell these poison openly. But no one questions that!
But when we try to build this kind of temple, where Lord Ram lives
This is a sacred site to build a temple of Lord Krishna
So why these questions coming?
If you want to ask question, go ask people
Who are trying to stop building the temple.
Who is this PK? Is it Parwesh Khan?
or Pasha Khaman?
You guys are strange bunch of people.
Go and ask PK this
What's his religion?
What's his custom? His belief?
Long time ago, there was a man named Mehmood Ghazni
Trying to destroy our temple.
Today, history rewrite by itself where there's another man trying to
ruin this temple.
But, I will
Tapasvi, could you please call your God. He needs to know my religion,
right?
First, ask Him if He knows these people's religion.
What kind of jokes is this? - Call him up. Ask him.
Listen .. I don't have to call God for that. Even I can answer that.
He is Hindu, the Catholic, the Sikh, this is Jains,
And this, might be from your religion.
Can you guys tell Tapasvi your name?
Hello, my name is Sukhwinder Singh Bedi,
Assalamualaikum. My name is Abbas Ali Yaakob.
Jai Hind, My name is Veer Jain.
Hi. I'm Christopher D. Souza.
Namaskar. My name is Jagat Janini Sahni.
See you're now confuse?
I have exchange their dress. Now you understand?
Religion has connection with fashion.
I'll explain it to you. Come on.
A beard, and turban = Sikh man.
No turban = Hindu.
No mustache = Muslim.
The change was designed by the duplicate God.
If that's a real God, He will mark it earlier. Check your body for the
mark.
Mine? - What are you looking at? Remove your cloth and check.
Why you have to be shy?
Everyone, lets removed all of your clothes, and see whether there is
any signs that you have.

Why are you shy? Alright. Let me open my shirt first.

Look at this.
Is there any marks?
See? Any marks?
Did you see anything? Ok.
Get this man out of here.
What is this, huh? I'm going to prove it.
Jaggu.
Stop all this nonsense.
You were just born 4 days when Tapasvi held you and give you your name.
.. The one who gave you this holy name,
can also ruin it to you.
Dad, my name is Jagat Janini. What kind of ruin can he do, apart from
this?
And you
How much money do you want? -Papa!
You scare Tapasvi because of money, am I right?
- No. - You will burn in hell. Have fear to God!
Thank you, Dad. Thank you.
I understand just half of it. Now you help me understand everything.
This is a game of fear. The 'Wrong Number' guy not just make a prank on
us.
He's exploiting fear from us. Do you understand?
PK, whatever you say, can you explain to my father?
Yup. I can explain it to you. I can prove it.
Let's go.
I do not have time to spend on this nonsense.
Dad, if this is nonsense, I will stop the program.
Papa, college is a very weird place. Students here are use to be
scared.
Now lets start our fear business. I'll show you.
Come.
This is the factory's machine.
So this is initial investment.
Now this is inaguration.
Now wait. Just in 15 minutes, double investments.
Look. Look.
Busted, one.
Hot tea. - Look at that man selling tea,
How much investment for that. Green tea, sugar, water, glass, thermos.
and here, just rock, and red marks from Dabba.
Hot tea, hot tea.
That one, the guy have to call out to find customers.
And here, we throw them away.
Alright, come on. There's more people coming, go go.
There will bow down in front of the customer.
Here the customer bow in front of the stone.
See, that guy is very scared, he bow down in front of the stone.
The wrong number guy is making a business. Fear business.
He understand that only the afraid ones go to the temple.
You're pretty scared. Lets remove this.

Dont ever questions about religion.

It's something to do with belief.
If God does not like people questioning
He will explain to us, give us reason.
People used to attack when they cant answer questions.
Make them afraid will shut up the questions. But now, we would not shut
up.
Until now there's only one question from PK. After this, thousands of
questions will come.
So guys, take up your phones
If you detect some wrong numbers, record it and send it to us.
Our station will broadcast what you're recording.
Raise you phone, raise your question.
Baba, Baba..
Just one question. If you have the ability to produce gold from your
hand,
Why does poverty still here, Baba?
Please answer.
If you manage to make gold
Why cant you aid us? Answer.
This is wrong number. This is wrong number.
Jaggu.. come with me.
Just come with me.
Come in.
Actually I just have to.
Wrong numbers came from all over the country.
You have created a storm.
Look now.
He says, give food to the bull, you will find a job.
Would this cow read my curricular vitae and tell the companies?
or publish it to monster.com?
This is wrong number. - There is more.
He's saying, be a Christian. If not you will go to hell.
If God wants me to be a Christian, he will put me in Christian family.
Now why do we have to switch religion. Again, wrong number.
Everybody who wants to go to school.
Fatwa reported that if a girl goes to school, they will shoot.
Our God can't be this low.
The children who wants to learn angers Him. Again, wrong number.
Well done.
- That is what our book is written.
He created the whole universe is like a masterplan.
If you want to accept it.
- Outside the temple at least 10 book sales.
I have a page four. Read all pages,
And you will have a son.
This is a guy who sales a book for only Rs. 10
are able to destroy God's masterplan.
PK, your program has been quite popular. SMS around the world is
coming.
Look, another one.

What happened?
Papa send me a message.
He is ashamed of me.
You know?
I was ten years old ...
When I write my first poem.
For my father.
Everyone says I look like my mother
Everyone said its true.
But I'm my father's daughter
I recite this poem during an Annual Dinner.
Everyone is clapping.
But among all the applauds, someone started to whistling loudly.
Applause ends
But the whistling remains.
It's my dad.
He was very proud of me.
But the message sent today ..
Ashamed of you.
Your father still do not believe
That the wrong number tricks him.
When he finally realise that's a wrong number,
He will be whistling, and no one can stop him.
The day will never come.
Do not worry, stand up.
In my planet, when people are sad, you know what will they do?
What are you doing PK? - Follow me.
Batteries will be recharge automatic. - What?
Just copy me. - PK.
What are we doing PK?
Close your eyes. - How can I follow you with close eyes?
Oh never mind, open it.
Looking at you continuously
Keeping on listening to your jibber-jabber..
Forgetting all the work,
and keeping on just following you..
This is watse of time..
Love is a waste of time..
Love is a waste of time ..
Love is a waste of time ..
But when I looked back inside, thinking ..
Once in this life ..
I have waste my time.
This is waste of time..
I want to waste my time ..
I love this waste of time ...
Several times I looked into the mirror
Many times I checked my hair
Repeatedly changed my shirt before meeting you
Wasting bottles of perfume for you
Now I realized .. love is a waste of time

Think again looked into my heart ..

Once in this life..
I have waste my time.
I have waste my time.
I want to waste my time ..
I love this waste of time
There's this strange feeling in my heart
How is this happened? How should I tell you?
Sitting alone, I'm smiling shamelessly
What is this, I do not understand
I really want to fly up to the sky and scream out loud
Now I've understand, brother. Love is a waste of time.
Think again my sweetheart.
Once in every lifetime
I have waste the time
I have waste my time
I want to waste my time
I love this waste of time.
There were more questions than money in the charity box.
Your pictures, books, medicines oil has stopped selling everything.
Facebook and Twitter are full with negative comments.
- Just five? - That are the ones who supported you.
Negative comments are here.
Do something, Your Highness.
One can no longer sit around with hateful comments like this.
Call him up.
He has lots of questions, right?
I have only one question for him.
Hey Jaggu. - What?
What happened?
Tapasvi wants to be a part of our program.
He wants to talk with PK.
That's awesome. PK will be saved. - That would be one mother of a show.
You'll make sure PK is ready. Neetu, put the promos out.
Dont forget. "One last question"
Sunday afternoon, 7.00pm.
My friend has become a star! See here. My friend is a star now.
He walks in naked. Naked.
I made him a star.
He sits well in the television
Or me? Just sitting here drinking alcohol
with an idiot like you.
A star? Hahaha
PK, Bairo Singh wants to speak to you.
Bairo! - Take that line.
- Brother. - Oh, pervert boy.
So .. you have become a star?
Where are you brother
- I'm still in Mandawa.
But I'm coming to meet you tomorrow. Along with a gift.
I have with me the thief who steals your remote control.

He sold your remote at Rs. 40,000.

Ask who did he sell to? - To whom?
Tapasvi.
God said ..
The god Shiva priceless beads, take it away.
Use it to build a temple
Hey, whats happened?
The thief who steals my remote
has been captured. - What?
Really? - Brother said that
The thief has given the remote control to Tapasvi.
So, its game over for Tapasvi.
Take the thief to my house.
Tell him to admit his lies, return the remote back. or we bring the
thief in the program.
But he said he got my remote control in the Himalayas.
He is actually lying.
That means ..
Its not about Wrong Number who became God.
The real culprit is Tapasvi.
Jaggu, you actually know about this?
Remember when you first told me about the wrong numbers?
Tapasvi calls God
Everything goes to the wrong number.
I immediately realized that you're misunderstanding.
But I did not clarify your confusion. If you told everybody Tapasvi is
fraud, you will be beaten by his people.
PK, people want to do something new every day.
It's the wrong number.
They think that your 'Wrong Number' idea is very unique.
Now everyone's with you today. - This is the wrong number.
My plan worked, PK. Imagine that your remote control.
But ..
You will go away from here.
Gone
We will never meet again.
I will be alone, my friend.
I'll really miss you.
I wont go.
How is it possible?
I'm serious.
I'll find a work. I can buy a house.
I can stay here.
I can find someone wants to waste the time with me
I will marry her.
Who would want to marry you?
Why is that?
She will be facing a big trouble just to introduce you.
This is my husband.
He's PK (Drunk)
That's not my name. Everybody just call me that. Nonsense.

PK (Drunk ..)
- I changed my name.
You can suggest me
a suitable name.
Any name you like. - Look.
The person's name and his personality
Should be match.
- Yes, seems right.
So .. how is my personality?
- I'll show you a demo.
Kaka Hisre said once that.
The name and image, the difference ..
I do not want to hear poetry. Say something else.
The name and image, the difference ..
Damn. How do understand her?
You name something
Behave another way round.
Fire has completely cooled ..
Very good. Very good. I have lots of card, with different names.
You choose any name. What you think is nice.
Thandu Ram.
Next, next.
Tutari Singh.
Sarfaraz.
What happened? See inside there are more.
Jaggu, What happened?
Nothing.
Hey brother.
One terrorist organization has claimed responsibility for the attack.
They say this is only one small attack.
This is what happens to those who attacked us.
We will defend our God.
Where are you going, PK?
The show.
- No, you dont have to.
I must go.
"One last question."
Welcome to this special program.
Where you will watch PK .. ..
- Hold on.
Just hold on.
Bring it here.
What is this?
God said..
Its His beads from his Holy place.
or he said
It belongs to him.
God said
Create temples.
and he said,
Dont build temple. Who should we listen to?

God's word?
Or him?
Wearing a yellow helmet, spreading this around.
See this.
At first he said,
God is missing.
Then he said God is a fraud.
Tomorrow he could say ..
God has died.
Son, what you really want?
A world without God.
Have you ever understand
Other people's feelings?
Some people cant eat bread.
Some had no roof.
Dont have a friend to talk with.
How many people commit suicide, you know?
Cut his own wrist. Hang himself at a fan and die.
Why? Because they do not hope to live.
If they can see clearly the divine of God
or they wore Tikka?
Wear holy accessories
If they lean their hope to God
Who are you to seize the hope from them?
And ..
If you try very hard to say that God is not exist
So what is your suggestion to replace Him?
Every day you read his idea about the wrong number, wrong number.
Now tell everyone, what is the correct number?
What you said is absolutely true, Tapasvi.
At one time,
I could not find any food to eat.
I do not have any home to shelter.
I cried a lot.
I don't have any friends that time.
I put my hope to only one,
God.
I always thought that tomorrow will be better.
God will show me the right way.
I admit
that putting your faith in God
You will find hope.
Through all your difficulties, you will find courageous, you'll find
strength.
But I have one question.
Which God should I believe?
You said there's only one God.
I said, no.
There are two Gods.
One was the one who created us all.
The other one is the one made by you guys.

We do not know anything about He whom made us all.

But the one whom you guys made ..
is similar to you.
Pretentious, liar.
Giving false promises.
Rich ones benefits first.
Letting the poor people behind.
Happy after being praised.
Scare people with your word.
The right number is very simple.
to God who made us all,
Put your full faith in Him.
and to the duplicate god who you guys made,
Stay far away from it.
You're trying to insult our God, and I just keep silent here?
Son, we will always protect our God.
You will protect God?
You?
This planet is very small.
In this world there are lots of different planets in the universe.
You're sitting in a little world, a little safer, a little street
said that you will protect Him? The One who protect the whole universe?
He doesn't need you.
He can protect himself.
Today, one of my friends died because he tried to protect his God
I was just left with his shoe.
Stop trying to defend God.
Or in this world ..
There's no people left, just shoes.
A Muslim blast a bomb
and a Hindu guru
Sitting here listening to your speech.
Well.. - Who's Hindu and Muslim,
Show us the mark!
The difference were not made by God, but people like you.
And it is ..
The world's most dangerous wrong number.
Most deadly wrong number.
People would die. and seperate one another.
Because of this wrong number
you seperate Jaggu and Sarfaraz.
What wrong number? - You said he will lie.
Who said that Muslims are hypocrites?
So? He had deceived her.
It's not a lie.
Hold on. What is this ..?
- Look. - You wait here.
You're saying that
My prediction that Sarfaraz will lie
is false?
Yes, that's what I say.

Prove it. Prove to me that my prediction is false.

If you can not prove this
You have to sleeped to my foot and seek forgiveness from me
And you must admit in front of everybody that you've lied to me.
What if I can prove this? - PK, don't.
In that case my son, it's yours.
I agree.
If you can turned the camera towards Jagat Janini.
Jagat Janini .. I hope that,
You would be very honest your answer to my question.
In Belgium, you've been in love with Pakistani boy.
True? or false?
Why are we talk about my personal life?
Friday afternoon
At 3.21 pm, I told you that
The boy will deceived you.
The next day,
You went to Registrar Office to get married
But that guy did not come.
True or false?
Yes, he didn't come. Can we please stop this?
Now..
You want to come to my foot? or should I come to you?
Sarfaraz did not lie to you.
PK, let it go. Please. - No, tell everyone what really happened that
day.
Please, PK. - Just once.
For me.
I was at the Marriage Registrar and..
I got a letter. - Sarfaraz gave that letter?
No.
It was sent by a little boy.
- Is there any name in the letter?
No.
So how do you know the letter is from Sarfaraz?
Its possible that
The letter is written for another girl?
Is there any other girls there?
There's one, right? A girl who is carrying a cat.
And she asked you to hold her cat?
A small child send you a letter, did he know you before?
No. - Can you recognize him?
No. - So how did you know
that the letter is for you?
It is possible that he was asked to send the letter..
to a girl who is holding a cat.
I go to the letter.
He gave you the letter.
You read it.
Then you didn't even call him once?
Have you called him?

Because you listen to Tapasvi,

You believe with his wrong number.
Muslims are deceivers.
Sarfaraz never deceived you, Jaggu.
What's going on here?
From cats to dogs, you can create a hell of a story
and you think I just stay here and listening to you?
Hold on! There's only one way to find out the truth. Jaggu, take out
your phone.
Come on, Jaggu.
"This number does not exist"
Other number? Friend, colleagues, something?
Come on, Jaggu
Belgium University.
- Dial.
Hello.
Hello, I actually need to get in touch with one of your grad student.
Sarfaraz Yusouf. - He left for Pakistan last year.
Has he left a number?
I'm sorry. We are not authorized to give out information.
Ma'am, this is really important.
- E-mail us your request. I can forward it to student affairs.
Have a nice day, dear.
Pakistan's number? His home number? - No.
Jaggu think, think.
I have a half-time job at the Pakistan Embassy.
He is working part-time at Pakistan Embassy.
Neetu, call the Pakistan's embassy at Belgium.
Copy sir.
-and put the speakers here.
Assalamualaikum. Pakistan Embassy.
Hello.
Is there any student working there came from Lahore?
Sarfaraz Yusouf.
- Your name Jaggu, right?
Hello, your name Jaggu, right?
Yes, but how do you know?
That call finally arrives!
That Delhi girl finally call here! Everyone, come here!
Come on everyone.
We got a call from India, come here everyone.
My dear,
Every morning at 9.00 am we recieved a call from Sarfaraz Yusouf in
Lahore.
With utmost gentle, there's only one question that he asked
Is there any call from India named Jaggu?
We said no, and he quietly put down the phone.
He's crazy.
You hang in there, I'll contact him.
Hello.
Sarfaraz Yusouf - Yes, Assalamualaikum.

Where are you talking from?

I am from Lahore, why?
Where are you right now?
I'm in my house, why?
Is there any chair or bench something you can sit there?
If there is, please sit down. You'll be excited and fall down.
Oh sorry. I do not understand what you said.
There's a phone call from Delhi, for you.
Talk to her.
Hello. - Sarfaraz.
Jaggu.
Hello.
Hello, is everything okay Jaggu?
That day, did you came to Registrar Office? - Yes, I did.
When I arrive, you've gone.
Why didn't you call me?
How could I? I read your letter.
It was written there that I should not try to contact you.
I knew that you have lots of pressure from your family.
But I dont know why Jaggu, I thought ..
Do you ever do will try to contact me.
You took a long time to call me Jaggu.
What to do?
I got a wrong number.
Now I got a friend who gave me the right number.
Thank you, son.
Can you hold this for me?
PK, you took all the batteries with you?
We dont have these.
But what are you going to do with these batteries?
I took tape recordings with me, I record sound.
I'll listen to them, at my planet. - What kind of sound?
Everything here..
Animals, music and traffic noise.
You're gonna listen to the traffic noise?
Whenever I start missing this planet
I will listen to them
Wait ..!
There's another one bag.
PK, just let it go.
How should I? All the batteries were in the bag.
Listen ...
Everyone in your planet have that kind of big ear?
and they all walk in nude?
What are you looking at? Something on my face?
You know..
I was ten years old.
When I wrote my first poem.
Its for my father.
Everyone says I look like my mother.
Everyone said its true.

Poetry which means ..

Limited in words, big in story.
You're so cute.
Another one for my friend
No animal sound, no crows.
No traffic noise.
Every sound clip was just my voice.
Found it.
The bus was very fast
What have you been recording, PK?
I told you, animal noise, traffic noise and crows.
Whenever I miss this planet
I listen to the recorder.
I will wave my hand, like this.
Could you please wave back to me
When you have the time..
This recording doesn't have my voice, right?
Let me think..
Yes, I do have.
Remember one time, you recite your poet. I have it.
Just that? One poem?
Just.. I am not your lover
that I should totally devote my time thinking about you ..
He did not look back even once.
Maybe hiding his tears.
Sometimes he teach us something
Sometimes he learn from us
Learn to lie.
He taught me
The true meaning of love.
He love me enough to let me go.
As children came to this world, naked.
He's coming in such a way.
Like kids asking lots of questions
He also asked a lot of questions.
Until one day ..
He's gone
Five million kilometers away from us.
But he left me a very nice gift.
Sarfaraz.
and my father.
As long as I live,
I will look at the star every night
Waved my hand.
Sure ..
He'll do the same.
I miss him.
One year later.
Brothers, we will land to Earth in an hour.
Do not forget what I taught. Just four points.
Firstly, walking naked on Earth is prohibited.

Kissing, loving and all naked stuff

They will do it secretly in a close door.
Other than that, war, fight and insult, they do it openly.
Second, the most confuse thing on Earth are the language.
When you listen people said that
"I love chickens, I love fish"
It doesn't necessarily means that they love that animals.
It means that they will eat chickens or fish for today's lunch.
What they think and what they say, are hugely different. That will be
the focus of our research.
Third, we will steal clothes from dancing cars.
Everyone should put your remote control in the underwear.
Nobody steals it from you.
Fourth, most important point.
Whenever someone approach you, and say he can connect with God
Just leave the research, take a U-turn and quickly come back here.
Lets go. Oh, dont worry.
What are you staring at, huh?
I have a question. - What is it?
When last time you came,
How many times have you been beaten up?
What is these?
Self defense.
-Really?
Go. - Go.
Where are you going? Let's go.