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Camp Riddles 2012

1. Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?


Answer: In case he got a hole-in-one.
2. What do baby basketballs do?
Answer: They dribble.
3. What is large and gray and shakes every 20 seconds?
Answer: An elephant with hiccups.
4. What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Answer: You can't put a zipper on a mosquito.
5. What is the best time to go to the dentist?
Answer: 2:30 (tooth hurty)
6. What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
Answer: A doc-topus