Angel, Dairymaid

Medium Outsider (Angel, Extraplanar, Good)

Hit Dice: 10d8+40 (85 hp)
Initiative: +4
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares), Fly 60 ft (good)
Armor Class: 24 (+4 Dex, +10 natural), touch 14, flat-footed 20
Base Attack/Grapple: +10/+15
Attack: +2 bull leader +17 melee (2d4+9/x3)
Full Attack: +2 bull leader +17/+12 melee (2d4+9/x3) or slam +15 melee (2d8+7)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Spell-like abilities
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft.; low-light vision; immunity to acid, cold and
petrification; resistance to electricity 10 and fire 10, protective aura, tongues
Saves: Fort +11 (+15 against poison), Ref +11, Will +11
Abilities: Str 20, Dex 18, Con 18, Int 18, Wis 18, Cha 18
Skills: Concentration+17 , Knowledge (Any 2) +17, Diplomacy +17, Handle Animal +19
(+29 Bovines), Heal +17, Listen +17, Move Silently +17, Profession (Dairy Farmer) +17,
Ride +19, Spot +17, Spellcraft +7, Use Magic Device +17, Survival +7 (aboveground
natural environments only)
Feats: Animal Affinity, Mounted Combat, Power Attack, Ride-By Attack,
Environment: Amonia, 1st layer of the Blessed Fields of Elysium usually near the shores of
the River Oceanus
Organization: Solitary or with United Defense of Dairymaids in Elysium, Regional Society
Challenge Rating: 9
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Always Neutral Good
Advancement: 11-20 (Large)
Level Adjustment:

The dairymaids of Elysium appear as bronzed humanlike creatures with long feathery wings,
wearing a traditional milkmaid uniform. They are about 5 feet tall and weigh 150 lbs.
The United Defense of Dairymaids in Elysium, Regional Society is a union of angelic
dairymaids created by a sisterhood of angels who retired from the rigors of the Blood Ward
to the farmlands of Amonia near the river Oceanus in order to promote an agricultural
community for the betterment of all the local inhabitants.
When the Butter Churns of Io became available, the sisters petitioned the Powers of
Olympus to let them guard the minor artifacts. These magical devices are used to make the
magical butters the sisters sell on the various planes.
While the angels are mostly pastoral farmers, they have been known to ride their mounts
(celestial war bulls) into battle. The celestial war bulls are male celestial cattle and have 2
more hit dice than holy cows. They are specifically bred for riding, require 6 weeks of
training, and can wear special saddles. Dairymaids eschew wearing armor, preferring to ride
into battle in their more comfortable milkmaid uniforms.
The dairymaids speak Abyssal, Celestial, Common, Draconic, Giant, Infernal, and Sylvan,
though they can speak with almost any creature because of their tongues ability.
Combat
There is nothing more fierce (nor more comical) than an angelic dairymaid riding her
celestial war bull into battle while brandishing a fierce bull leader against her enemies. She
can indeed lead you around by your nose! See bull leader stats below.
Protective Aura (Su): Against attacks made or effects created by evil creatures, this
ability provides a +4 deflection bonus to AC and a +4 resistance bonus on saving throws to
anyone within 20 feet of the angel. Otherwise, it functions as a magic circle against evil
effect and a lesser globe of invulnerability, both with a radius of 20 feet (caster level equals
angel's HD). (The defensive benefits from the circle are not included in an angel's statistics
block.)
Spell-like Abilities: At willaid, calm animal, animal messenger, bears endurance, bulls
strength, 7/daycure light wounds; 1/dayflame strike. Caster level 10. The saves are
Charisma-based.
Tongues (Su): All angels can speak with any creature that has a language, as though
using a tongues spell (caster level equal to angel's Hit Dice). This ability is always active.
Skills: Angelic dairymaids have a natural bonus of +10 to handle animals that are bovines
and cow-like creatures including dire cattle, gorgons, oxen, hell bovines from the Diablo web
enhancement, stench kows, etc.)
A Bull leader is a pole about 6 feet long with a spring clip on the end to snare the bull's
nose ring. It enables the handler to keep the bull moving forward without any risk that the
bull can come too close. With a bull leader, you get a +2 bonus on opposed attack rolls
made to disarm an opponent (including the roll to avoid being disarmed if such an attempt
fails). The bull leader uses the same stats as a ranseur. It is a two-handed, exotic, reach
weapon.

Ios Butter Churns

These three-feet wide, barrel-shaped, wooden butter
churns were given to the Dairymaids after the churns
outlived their usefulness in humiliating Io for her affair
with Zeus. Despite their ominous beginnings, the
churns allows the dairymaids to create their wonderful
magical butters made from the milk of Holy Cows. Each
butter churn can create a single magical butter at the
rate of 100 lbs per day. The type of butter created in
the churns depends upon the ingredients used.
Strong transmutation, CL 20 Weight 25 lbs (when
empty); 125 lbs when full of butter.

Holy Cow
Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d8+15 (37 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armor Class: 13 (-1 size, +4 natural), touch 9, flat-footed 13
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+13
Attack: Gore +8 melee (1d8+9)
Full Attack: Gore +8 melee (1d8+9)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Smite Evil, Stampede
Special Qualities: Low-light vision, scent, Darkvision 60 ft., resistance to acid, cold, and
electricity 5, Spell resistance 10, Damage Reduction 5/magic
Saves: Fort +7, Ref +4, Will +1
Abilities: Str 22, Dex 10, Con 16, Int 3, Wis 11, Cha 4
Skills: Listen +7, Spot +5
Feats: Alertness, Endurance
Environment: Amoria (Blessed Fields of Elysium)
Organization: Solitary or herd (6-30)
Challenge Rating: 3
Alignment: Any Good
Advancement: 6-7 HD (Large)
Level Adjustment: +2
These herd animals can be aggressive when protecting young and during the mating
season, but they generally prefer flight to fighting. A holy cow stands more than 6 feet tall
at the shoulder and is 9 to 12 feet long. It weighs 1,800 to 2,400 pounds. Holy cows are
celestial cows that are tended by the Angelic Dairymaids for their abundant milk production.
Holy cows are more regal and more beautiful than their earthly counterparts. They
frequently have a metallic sheen to their glossy hides.
Smite Evil (Su): Once per day a holy cow can make a normal melee attack to deal extra
damage equal to its HD against an evil foe.

Stampede (Ex): A frightened herd of holy cows flees as a group in a random direction (but
always away from the perceived source of danger). They literally run over anything of Large
size or smaller that gets in their way, dealing 1d12 points of damage for each five cows in
the herd (Reflex DC 18 half). The save DC is Strength-based.

Sample Magical butters by Amiel

Butter of Faith
This butter stirs and invigorates the soul to act with greatest conviction and faith. Those
who spread this butter upon their daily bread benefit from a combined bless, divine favour,
prayer effect. The benefits are only to the tune to the minimum spell level cast, and only
last for 1 minute.
Butter of Reason
The butter of reason is made in an esoteric ritual with the salt of angel's joyous tears the
milk of holy cows. This butter when eaten provides a +1 bonus to Int and confers the
benefits of identify and read magic. You additionally benefit from a temporary +5 bonus to
three skills of your choice; these return with the consumption of the butter upon slices of
bread or other grain products. The bonus to Intelligence is only per each tub of butter.
Butter of Hope
The most beautiful butter, this light, creamy, extremely delicious butter is made lovingly
from hope, light, laughter, and the milk and cream of smiling cows. Eating it grants the
nicest effects; this butter confers daylight, good hope, shield, create food and water upon
the eater. Consuming the whole tub of butter acts as a heroes' feast spell. The benefits are
only to the tune to the minimum spell level cast, and only last for 1 minute.
A tub of butter weighs 1 lb. and contains 32 servings. A stick of butter contains 8 servings.
Magical butter lasts 2d4 months before going rancid. All magical butters below are made
from the milk of Holy Cows and churned in the various Ios Butter Churns. The butters are
very expensive as the only known source is from the United Defense of Dairymaids in
Elysium, Regional Society. After the butter is made, it is rinsed in the River Oceanus and
the buttermilk is sold separately. Any evil outsider who consumes the butter is Sickened for
one hour and takes 2d4 points of Holy damage.