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A right royal classic ride
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We drop the pin and go touring
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Looping the loop
BLEISURE 62
A day out in Lithgow, NSW
BONNIE T120 78
Just how good is the T120
on the open road
RIDING IN OTHER COUNTRIES 86
The basics you need to know
AUSTRALIAN MOTORCYCLIST 93
TOUR NZ
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TEAR-OUT MAP
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Cyclops opens his eye
EVENTS
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The Bears favourite joint
THUNDER RALLY 72
All the thunder, all the fun.
SIDECAR GATHERING 102
Those men and their creations
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BRIDGES 74
Check out the engineering while you ride
WHAT IS THAT?! 88
Newmount. Heard of them?
GRIZZLING
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NEWS 12
The latest goss
BACK ISSUES 73
You can still get most of them
CHINA 82
Are they in for big things?
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BORIS 114
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J ust before Christmas I was in
Tasmania for the Australia launch
of the new Triumph T100 and Street
comfort, despite its design parameter.
Favourite road is a simple one,
because I wrote about it. The
Cup and it got me thinking of how Queenstown to Glenorchy road in
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0412 220 680 or 0418 421 322 wonder if any of you geologists out road in your lifetime, this is it!
there know about when the world was Best riding gear would have to
Printer one big land mass and broke apart that be my Shoei X-Spirit III helmet.
either Tassie or New Zealand spun It is so light, so aerodynamic and
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Distributor Gordon and Gotch current orientation? a race helmet. As for a jacket, my
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their own enquiries in making decisions tailored to
2016. After much deliberation over a tiny team that makes up Australian
their own interest.
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BABY, BABY!
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L A M S SPECIAL FEATURE
CF MOTO
All of CF Motos models are LAMS
approved. New for 2017 will be the
650MT, an adventure tourer model
that looks fresh and exciting.
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relatively new Sixty 2 a retro 400cc
version of the Scrambler range which
is easy to ride and fun to look at.
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continue with the extremely popular
Street 500. From the latest sales
SUZUKI APRILIA quarter data (Oct 16), 1175 have been
Suzuki hasnt really been big into the This Italian marque continues on with sold, making the Street the fourth
LAMS market before, but 2017 will the popular RS4 125 model, which is a highest seller of all motorcycles in
see the introduction of the GSX-R125 fun machine for the boy racer. Australia for 2016.
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popular smaller capacity performance BENELLI HONDA
end of the market. These two models Essentially, Benellis entire range Honda has a large presence in the
MRLQWKHUHWUR78;'5=60 consists of LAMS approved machines LAMS market and a racy looking
and GSX650F - a good range to satisfy and the introduction of the TRK502
anyone with a taste for LAM. adventure touring model will further
strengthen this offering.
BMW
BMW Motorrad has
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LAMS bikes and for
2017 will offer the
new G 310 R and G
310 GS as its servings
of LAM. We cant
wait to see what these CBR250RR may be heading our way.
new models are Even if not, Honda has plenty of
like to ride; the GS LAM suitable for anyones taste.
looks like a really
promising effort. KAWASAKI
The green machine is introducing
new models for 2017. These include
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TOUGHEN UP
YOUR RIDE
THE VITALS
KAWASAKI NINJA 300
PRICE: From $5799 (plus
on-road charges)
TOP DOGS
WARRANTY: Two years,
unlimited distance
SERVICING INTERVALS: Every
FIGHT IT OUT
6000km or 12 months
ENGINE: Liquid-cooled parallel twin
cylinder, 4-stroke, DOHC, 4 valves
per cylinder
DISPLACEMENT: 296cc
TORQUE: 27Nm @ 10,000rpm
KAWASAKI NINJA 300 V YAMAHA R3
TRANSMISSION: 6-speed, wet WORDS STUART PHOTOS KAWASAKI/YAMAHA
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SUSPENSION: Front, 37mm telescopic
fork, non-adjustable, travel 120mm.
O f all the Learner Approved
motorcycles out there in the
shops, there are two contenders
Kawasakis powerplant in the Ninja
300, with 321cc of inline twin cylinder
in the R3 and 296cc in the Ninja.
Rear, monoshock, adjustable which duel it out for top spot each Usually this would result in a decent
preload, travel 132mm. and every quarter when sales data performance difference in the R3s
DIMENSIONS: Seat height 785mm, is compiled. Those two bikes are favour, but youd be hard put splitting
weight 174kg (wet), fuel capacity the well-established Kawasaki Ninja them in a straight drag. That has been
17 litres, wheelbase 1405mm 300 and relatively new Yamaha R3 shown when the bikes have been raced
BRAKES: Front, 290mm disc with - two boy racer machines that have against each other throughout 2016 by
dual-piston (optional ABS) calipers. picked up popularity among all sorts young hard chargers.
of riders of all sorts of ages, not For the road, torque is what you want
Rear, 220mm disc, dual-piston
only the real boy racers among us. to look at because more of it makes
(optional ABS) caliper. So, what better way to give you a bike easier to ride. The difference
COLOURS: Pearl Blizzard White an insight into these two lil rippers between 29.6Nm for the R3 and
ABS and Non ABS, Metallic Graphite than to compare them directly with 26Nm for the Ninja, although it looks
Gray / Ebony - ABS Special Edition each other? substantial, is not necessarily terribly
only, Lime Green / Ebony KRT Edition <DPDKD KDV WWHG D VOLJKWO\ ODUJHU obvious when you ride them, but on
ABS and non ABS capacity engine to the R3 against paper the R3 comes out ahead, and that
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THE VITALS
YAMAHA R3
PRICE: From $6299 (plus
on-road charges)
extra torque could certainly make and power; in a direct comparison the
WARRANTY: Two years,
it easier to ride. R3s front brake has that bit less of
Handling is another big consideration, feel available. Both bikes do have ABS unlimited distance
especially for LAMS riders. Its available, and for learner riders, this SERVICING INTERVALS: Every
interesting to note that on the road the kind of safety is a great option to have. 10,000km or 12 months
Ninja has more feel, whereas the R3 is Accessories are mainly aimed at the ENGINE: Liquid-cooled parallel twin
a bit stiffer through the frame. On the boy racer market but you can also get
WUDFNKRZHYHUWKH1LQMDH[HVTXLWHD luggage for both bikes and I would cylinder, 4-stroke, DOHC, 4 valves
lot and the R3 is more stable and turns happily tour on either as they can easily per cylinder
in a little faster thanks to its shorter sit at 110km/h, no worries. DISPLACEMENT: 321cc
wheelbase. With the majority of riders 0DNLQJWKDWQDOGHFLVLRQDVWR TORQUE: 29.6Nm @ 9000rpm
who would buy these kinds of bikes, Id which bike you go for comes down
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be looking at how they perform on the WRDFRXSOHRI IDFWRUV'R\RXKDYH
road, rather than the track. blue blood, or green blood running PXOWLSODWHFOXWFKFKDLQQDOGULYH
6W\OLQJLVZKDWUVWDWWUDFWV\RXWR through your veins? And do you want SUSPENSION: Front, 41mm telescopic
a particular bike and the Ninja has a to go with or without ABS? If you fork, non-adjustable, travel 130mm.
more supersport size look about it compare both base ABS versions on
Rear, monoshock, adjustable
whereas the R3 is slimmer and looks price, theres only a $100 difference
like a smaller capacity machine. When between the two. Either way youre preload, travel 125mm.
you actually hop on and ride both bikes JHWWLQJDZHOOEXLOWZHOOQLVKHG DIMENSIONS: Seat height 780mm,
they both feel quite roomy and very and super fun bike for your money. weight 169kg (wet), fuel capacity
similar with comfortable reach to the I would go the Ninja 300 because 14 litres, wheelbase 1380mm
bars and width and good seat to peg its been around for a while and the
spacing. Seat heights are 785mm for the factory has had time to improve it, BRAKES: Front, 298mm disc with du-
Ninja and 780mm for the R3, giving and also, Ive never owned a Kwaka al-piston ABS caliper. Rear, 220mm disc,
MXVWDERXWDQ\ULGHUWKHFRQGHQFHWR so getting a green infusion into single-piston ABS caliper.
UPO\SODFHDIRRWRUERWKIHHWRQWKH my already red (Honda) and blue COLOURS: Race Blu, Matt Grey,
ground at a standstill. (Yamaha) blood would not be a
Braking performance sees the Ninja bad thing. But seriously, you Intensity White/Rapid Red, Special
come out in front with a little more feel cant go wrong here. D Edition Movistar Replica
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E veryone has favourites of various
kinds, right? A favourite bike,
a favourite destination, a favourite
I like the way Trev and the
others engage with their customers,
and I also like the fact that they
beer a favourite bike shop. Mine is have a lot of skills themselves,
SurfSide Motorcycle Garage on Sydneys but know who can do the jobs
northern beaches. Trev, Rob and Road that perhaps they arent so The same bikes
Rat run a competent and classy, but prepared for, like paint. sidestand, welded
above all versatile workshop with a So, take this as a purely personal up from a drive
60s style caf out the front. Who could little story about a place I really
chain. Neat.
ask for more? like, and I therefore recommend.
Well, how about an eclectic collection If you feel like it, write to us about
of bikes, some there to have work the places that you really like. Well
GRQHWKDWOOVWKHSODFHDQGWXUQV try to make room for all opinions
over regularly? And how about regular at some time or other. D
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their goods. Still, its fun. Oh, look, a 02 9905 4755
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AUTHENTIC SOUL.
Meet the Moto Guzzi V9. A motorcycle which has been created in the purest spirit of Moto Guzzi and hand built on the shores of Lake Como.
The V9 features the iconic Moto Guzzi 850cc transverse 90 V-Twin engine and the technology you have come to expect from a brand that
has been at the forefront of motorcycle innovation since 1921. An authentic motorcycle in every sense, each component of the V9 has been
designed to encompass superior quality, including Anti-Lock Brembo Braking System, Traction Control and reengineered ergonomics to
enhance the pleasure derived from riding a motorcycle.
The V9 is an elegant cruiser which has been designed from the legacy of its predecessors. Created with genuine Italian style, this universal
mid-range cruiser allows you to follow your heart wherever it may roam.
TRIUMPH
BONNEVILLE
STREET CUP
THE GOLDEN EGG
WORDS STUART PHOTOS DEAN WALTERS
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credit card, mate!
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ENGINE: Liquid-cooled parallel twin
cylinder, 4-stroke, SOHC, 4 valves
per cylinder
BORE x STROKE: 84.6 x 80mm
DISPLACEMENT: 900cc
COMPRESSION: 10.55:1
POWER: 40.5kW @ 5900rpm
TORQUE: 80Nm @ 3230rpm
TRANSMISSION: 5-speed, wet
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SUSPENSION: Front, 41mm telescopic
fork, non-adjustable, travel 120mm.
Rear, dual-shock, adjustable preload,
Tassie, such beauty and
travel 120mm.
having some fun through corners.
And corners we did riding so many corners!
DIMENSIONS: Seat height 780mm,
around Tassie! weight 200kg (dry), fuel capacity 12
Accessories are extensive with more packed with all you could want. litres, wheelbase 1435mm
than 120 dedicated for the Street Aside from standard anti-lock TYRES: Front, 100/90/18. Rear,
Cup. Of note is the association with braking you also get switchable (on 150/70/17
the brand Fox which has supplied or off) traction control. I found no FRAME: Tubular steel
a sweet pair of performance rear difference with it on or off, but
shocks. And continuing the quality you might like it switched on in BRAKES: Front, 310mm disc with
brands, Vance & Hines exhausts slippery wet conditions. dual-piston ABS caliper. Rear, 255mm
are available. Another great option As Triumph has done in the past, disc, dual-piston ABS caliper.
is tyre pressure monitoring, also it has used the Bonneville platform FUEL CONSUMPTION: N/A
available for the Street Cup. If you to spawn numerous offspring and THEORETICAL RANGE: N/A
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Street Cup is set up to accept them. series styled bikes, its great to see
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in somewhere: just program them fun loving Street Cup join the fold.
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TRACING OUT
THE MAP
Our long term Yamaha MT-09 Tracer
is an awesome touring machine. It
handled the mix of open road, twisty
corners to maintained dirt roads with
ease. Comfort is good, but I found the
seat to be a little weird on this trip
YAMAHA MT-09 TRACER WORDS/PHOTOS STUART
maybe I was sitting in the wrong
position? The triple cylinder engine is
sweet as a peach so I have no words
other than to ask you, If you havent M aking the best tourer with our
long term Yamaha MT-09 Tracer
means we have to go touring! So I
occurrence that I can get out for
days like this, riding the Tracer
made it all the better.
got a Tracer, why not?! Trust me,
headed out for a day with not a cloud I decided Id drop a pin onto a map
youll really enjoy this bike for all of
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CUSTOMISING
CHAMPIONSHIP
Customized' in Cologne in October was
by far the most impressive custom show I
have ever seen. Not only was the standard
of craftsmanship outstanding, but the level
of imagination matched it every time. The
CUSTOMISINGS CRME DE LA CRME winner of the vote by the competitors
themselves was a Japanese builder, the
WORDS THE BEAR PHOTOS AMD/THE BEAR
third time in a row that the crown has
gone to Japan. Suicide Customs scored a
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Bike Building for the next two years.
Before we go to the bikes themselves,
heres a well-deserved credit: in the
motorcycle customising world there are a
lot of staggeringly talented builders, but
it takes skilled and inspired organisation
to make a great show. There is one
organiser who stands out as the man who
creates truly great shows, and thats Robin
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Magazine. Robins shows hit the spot, as
INTERMOT Customized demonstrated.
But on to the bikes!
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OVERALL WINNER
This is decided in the
Freestyle Class, and Suicide
Customs 1000cc V-twin
Rumble Racer took it
out, making it a third win in
a row for Japan. With the
bike crated for dry shipping
to Europe several weeks
before the show, Koh
Niwa had tense days and
late evenings at the World
Championship before
managing to get the bike
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the necessary run test to
qualify for the competition
- his determination in the
face of tough odds won
the admiration of the
The World Champions on stage with Class of 2016.
their creation projected behind them,
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CUSTOMISING
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RETRO MODIFIED
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by PDF Motociclette of Italy with Big Kahuna, a
1000cc engined 1927 JD 8-valve.
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STREET PERFORMANCE
In another success for the small but fast-growing and innovative Irish custom
scene, 2013 World Champions Mick OShea and Don Cronin (Medaza
Cycles) took this demanding class with Road Fever, a 1978 Ducati 750.
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CUSTOMISING
MODIFIED HARLEY-DAVIDSON
This ever-popular World Championship class was won by German-Motorcycle-Authority
(Christoph Madaus) with his 1340cc (S&S heads) Milwaukee Mile.
11th place Freestyle, from Flame Art 2nd place in Street Performance:
Design Strom. Crazy Racers-CR1100.
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INTERMOT Customized, the show- V-8 specialist Boss Hoss and much more,
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ROYAL HOTEL,
GRONG GRONG
WHERE THE HELL IS THAT?! WORDS/PHOTOS COLIN WHELAN
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me the same way and every time hed 7KH UVW \HDU RQH
just say, no, the cleaner. shy of 100 people
Next to him was Merv and Jamie sat overnighted and
over there and Wally would be in that WKDW JXUH KDV
seat. His wife Betty would come in and doubled every year
stand over there. since and right as
Old Les Wall the station master and Kays explaining all
also the post master, would come this two gents come
in on his crutches and sit at the end in. Theyve parked
next to Cec. He was the only man their rigs out back
who insisted on having his beer in and can they have
the same glass, never a new one. a couple of menus
Used to drink handles. to take back to the
The only bloke still around is Charlie girls so they can
Ross whos had his 70th, 80th and decide what theyre
90th birthdays in the pub. having for dinner.
We got out all our teacups and put The free parking
on an urn for his 90th but no-one has turned the pub
was interested. The place was packed around and the sign
DQGWKH\GUDQNXVGU\ out front is very
With just 150 in the town and carefully worded:
WKHUHJXODUVVKXILQJRII.D\DQG Free Camping
Ted were beginning to worry about for Motorhomes
the Royals future when a traveller DQG &DUDYDQV
walked into their pub in 2011 Campervans and
and got talking. wizzbangs are
He was looking for a place to camp, GHQLWHO\ QRW
somewhere off the road, away from welcome.
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7HGGHFLGHGWRRSHQXSWKHHOG there wasn't one that we didn't have in their vans and never coming into
behind the pub for free, unpowered a bad experience with. From noise to the pub, it was just unpleasant so we
parking and camping. misuse of facilities and waste of water EDQQHGHP
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But motorcycle riders?
Weve never had a single motorcycle
rider whos abused the system. They all
respect the facilities and they all come
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Good to hear but theres another
subject I want to get my teeth into:
Neenish Tarts.
For sixty odd years Grong Grong was
the fabled home of the Neenish Tart,
the ridiculously sweet little, well Im
calling it a pie, a cream pie. A pastry
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and topped with two-tone icing, they
were probably the most fattening thing
in any school tuckshop when I was
growing up. So good theyre probably
banned now.
And it was all because some time
in the 1980s the Sydney Morning
Herald wrote a piece about them,
asking if any reader knew their
origin. A bloke from Grong Grong
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My sister Venus and I clearly
remember our mother's good friend
Ruby Neenish of Kolabi via Ardlethan
who got short of cocoa powder when
baking for her daughter's unexpected
shower tea in 1913.
Made do by making them with half
cocoa and half white icing. From then
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The professional and thorough
staff at the Sydney Morning
Herald, published the story the
following week and Grong Grongs
place in the historical culinary atlas
of the world was secure.
That was all good until July 2016
when Rachel Carbonell, a reporter
with Radio National took an interest
in these things and began digging.
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had a confession.
In the 60s and 70s a certain theatre
critic at the SMH would dismiss
sub-standard shows with throwaway
line of, suitable perhaps only for the
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run I thought 200km or so would be base route. It includes little gravel.
MXVWDERXWULJKWDQGWKH3XQWVORRNHG If you return from St Albans to the
like the way to go. Maybe it would be Webbs Creek ferry by the road you
cooler by the Hawkesbury. In case youre took up there, almost none. The
AND THE
wondering, it wasnt. Fortunately I have 3LQNURXWHLVJUDYHOIURP/RZHU
a BMW Venting riding suit, which is 3RUWODQGWR:HEEV&UHHNZKLOHWKH
brilliant in really hot conditions. Yellow route is all tar, most of it
PUNTS
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actually interesting enough in its own Ridge. But lets get going.
right, but seeing it was relatively short I started snapping on my way down to
I thought Id try something different. the ferry at Berowra Waters. This is a
7KHLGHDWKDWQDOO\ZRUNHGLWVZD\ lovely run, although very tight, and it
through to the front in the congestion certainly gave the Street 500 something
ONE EYE IS SOMETIMES in my brain was: how about I take all to think about not to mention its
MORE THAN ENOUGH the photos from one position? I dug rider but both coped well.
out my RAM handlebar mount and
WORDS & PHOTOS THE BEAR WWHGRQHRI WKHFDPHUDVWRWKHEDURI
the Harley, and with the view screen of BEROWRA WATERS
the camera tilted up I was good to go. With a small caf at the eastern end
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alright. There are other shops, and a impressive pub. We usually stop for MANGROVE MOUNTAIN
cheaper caf called Rosies. a coffee just opposite the pub, where A small shopping centre offers
parking is normally available. The a chance to rehydrate here.
bridge over the Hawkesbury is set to 'RQWIRUJHWWKDW\RXQHHGWR
WISEMANS FERRY be demolished and replaced, but I NHHS\RXUXLGVXS
Solomon Wiseman certainly imagine the authorities will make sure
picked his location when he built that there is always some kind of
his punt and the pub here back in crossing available. This is the route PEATS RIDGE
colonial days. The little town has WKDW OHDGV XS WR WKH 3XWW\ 5RDG Finally, and just off our map at
a full range of services, including the end of the yellow line, the
a doctor whose assistance we Corrugated Caf provides nice big
have required on one memorable EBENEZER burgers and another chance to meet
occasion. The pub of course The Ebenezer church is a little way some more motorcyclists. At last
is a much-loved motorcyclists off the route on the banks of the look, the service station across the
destination. There are no services river, and its worth a look all by road appeared to have shut.
at the northern ferry wharf. itself. But it also has a little
caf run by some local ladies, and Distance: Call it more or less
their scones are just excellent. 200km, depending on the
ST ALBANS A good refreshment stop if you route you take.
The Settlers Arms is a small stone havent succumbed to the coffee Ferry closing times: All ferries run
building surrounded by shade perfume in Windsor. 24 hours a day, except as below.
trees and offers the usual liquid Berowra Waters, 2nd Tuesday of
refreshments and quite good the month between 12 noon and
food. It has accommodation out SPENCER 14.30; Sackville, 1st Wednesday of
the back, and camping across the On the Yellow route, the place to the month between 12.45 and 15.00;
road in front on the banks of the keep in mind is Spencer. Set at the /RZHU3RUWODQGVW:HGQHVGD\RI
Macdonald River. FRQXHQFHRI 0DQJURYH&UHHNDQG the month between 09.00 and 11.00
the Hawkesbury, it has a pleasant and nightly between 12 midnight
and motorcycle-friendly little and 0500; Webbs Creek: 1st Tuesday
WINDSOR restaurant/servo. Theres seating of the month between 09.30 and 12
2QWKH3LQNURXWH:LQGVRURIIHUV on the bank of the creek and a noon; Wisemans Ferry, no closure
a full range of services plus an reasonable amount of parking. (they have a spare ferry). D
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Winthrop will give you a taste of the
Old West, but with ATMs.
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One of the boys keeping guard but he actually looks more like Bigfoot! Just when you need it, theres an
open caf or pub.
3OHDVDQW HQRXJK EXW ODFNLQJ WKH FKHDS claim of glory for the dam. Built in the In the morning the turnoff
family-owned motels which are among days when folk singers praised public from 97 took me further along the
the things I seriously love about the works rather than condemning them Columbia to Bridgeport, where
United States. on environmental grounds, Woody the road crosses the river just
Guthrie had this to say about it: XSVWUHDPIURP&KLHI -RVHSK'DP
ROLL ON, COLUMBIA ON UP THE RIVER IS GRAND
One of the Native Americans
My ride up the river as I left was not COULEE DAM greatest tacticians, Chief Joseph
a random move; I was on my way to THE MIGHTIEST THING EVER once said I only ask of the
see one of the wonders of the world, BUILT BY A MAN government to be treated as all
WKH*UDQG&RXOHH'DP,QWHUHVWLQJO\ TO RUN THE GREAT FACTORIES RWKHUPHQDUHWUHDWHG+HZDVWREH
the grand in the name comes from AND WATER THE LAND disappointed, but I suppose having
the ravine in which it was built, the SO ROLL ON, COLUMBIA, a dam named after you is better than
Grand Coulee, not from some kind of ROLL ON. nothing. A little.
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Road surface is excellent just about everywhere you go.
Its a spectacular run across to the WXUQRII WRWKHOHIWIRU&URZQ3RLQW small town below the dam on the
*UDQG&RXOHH'DPIURP%ULGJHSRUW Vista. Not only is there an impressive rivers left bank, looks really sweet,
not so much because of what we view of the dam, but theres even a like something out of a 60s television
usually describe as scenery but little structure like a Roman temple serial think Leave it to Beaver. On
because this is part of that great open from which to view it. More cute the other side of the river, crossed by
land often called Big Sky Country. than anything else, it does create a an iron bridge, is Elmer City in the
Thats more a term for Montana, sense of occasion. Colville Indian Reservation. Looking
to the east, but it applies here too. I The dam deserves a sense of somewhat more modern it is also
breathe easier when Im out in the occasion, as well. Stretching across the clearly prosperous.
open like this, and so does my bike. valley it backs up the huge Franklin I continued through the reservation
'LG\RXNQRZZKDWWKHWRSVSHHGRI '5RRVHYHOW/DNHDQGSURYLGHV to Omak and good ol 97 where I
WKH+DUOH\'DYLGVRQ5RDG*OLGHLV" as Woody said, both electricity and turned left and right again to the 4000
Just before the dam itself there is a irrigation water. Grand Coulee, the foot Loup Loup Summit pass and then
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It gets hot out in the open country on The dam from the town of Grand Coulee. Another one of the boys, just
the way to Grand Coulee. hanging around.
This gets my championship award for Thats Liberty Bell Mountain and friends, on the way up Washington Pass.
brevity and conciseness in advertising.
Bridge connecting two of the Puget Sound islands off Seattle. Local beer good!
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you like plants (and who doesnt?) key rings and much
at the Botanical Garden at Mt more! (Well, maybe its
Tomah. I can take or leave the caf a bit of a boy thing,
there for service, prices and choice but the Small Arms
but the plants are pretty smart and Factory made sewing
there are barbecue facilities. machines, too.) See
On the main road your descent www.lithgowsafmuseum.
into Lithgow will be by way of org.au for more
DWHUULFORQJVWHHSGRZQKLOO information. The
left- and then right-hander. Then museum is open
youre pretty much in town. A Tuesdays, Wednesdays
little further along, at the church, and Thursdays from
WKHUHLVDVHWRI WUDIFOLJKWV7XUQ 9.30 to 2 and on
ULJKWKHUHDQG\RXOOQGRQHRI weekends and public
Lithgows prime attractions pretty holidays from 10 to 4.
much immediately on your right; School holidays, 7 days
this is the Tin Shed which houses a a week 10 to 4.
favourite caf of ours called Salud. There is spectacular
Tania Aussel runs it and welcomes scenery on just about
motorcyclists with open arms; any road around
she tells me that We are almost 2 Lithgow, both gravel
years old hence we are launching a and tarred. The road
QHZPHQXVW'HFHPEHU out to Newnes used
:HDUHUHQLQJRXUPHQX to be a favourite of
with a strong focus on local mine, but its almost
produce. We have a lovely Orange all tarred now and a
EDVHG&RIIHH$FDGHP\5RDVWHUV bit too easy! The huge
and a Lamazoco machine to camping ground at the
FKXUQRXWWKHJULQG end, at Newnes itself,
Sounds good? If you are going is still worth a visit. No
up to Lithgow in a group, ring her supplies out there these
on 6352 1740 and Tania will open days, ever since the pub
the gate to the Tin Sheds back closed. Its a kind of
yard to let you park all together, holiday cabin place now.
and securely. Salud is open 7 days A different road which
6.30am Monday to Friday and 8am is still gravel and dirt will
weekends, with dinner Thursday, take you from the Zig-
Friday and Saturday nights with Zag Railway (currently
live music Fridays 6-9pm. closed, I think) to the
That same turnoff will take you amazing Glow Worm
to an impressive ruin on the other Tunnel. Bring a torch.
side of the railway tracks. This is So Lithgow might not
RUZDVWKHUVWPRGHUQEODVW be particularly different
furnace in Australia, built here in a lot of ways from the
because of Lithgows coal mines. town my mate escaped
There isnt much left except for from every weekend,
the brick stump you can see from but it has learned to
the main road, but the atmosphere make a lot more of its
is impressive and its been used attractions, freshened up
as a backdrop for many a photo its appearance and added By the light
session. The blast furnaces good coffee and food.
presence in Lithgow caused the Seeing that its less than There really is a lot to do and see around Lithgow, so
National Small Arms Factory to be two and a half hours ,GVXJJHVWWKHUVWWKLQJ\RXGRLVKHDGIRUWKH9LVLWRU
built here, and you can look over from Sydney, along some Information Centre out on the Great Western Highway
its absolutely fascinating museum excellent roads, that just west of town; you cant miss the giant miners lamp
where you can buy bolt action makes it well and truly by the side of the road. Or you can check www.
UROOHUEDOOSHQV'HVHUW(DJOH worth a visit. D tourism.lithgow.com before you go, or ring 6350 3239.
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and along with the organiser, almost
all of the other riders will be helpful.
YOUR FIRST
TRACK DAY
WHAT DO YOU REALLY NEED?
WORDS STUART
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FUEL AND FUEL SPOUT: Aside from Your bike will need
anything and everything else. Its fair to be checked by the
to consider fuel as the most essential track day provider
item you need to take with you, along before being allowed
with a fuel spout to put it into the tank. onto the track.
Tracks dont have fuel trucks attending
anymore like they used to, so getting TYRES: Good tyres on
hold of a decent twenty litre fuel your ride is number
container with fresh fuel is number one two on my list. You
on your list. Be guided by your manu- dont have to have
facturers recommendations on which slicks or the stickiest
fuel to run. treaded tyre on the
market youre here
FRIEND: A friend who can come out to to try out the track
help you and look after some of the and enjoy your bike
essentials is really good to have. I have in a faster and safe
attended a track day with only a few environment than the
tools and a tyre gauge in my backpack road. But you do need
and ridden off to the nearest petrol to be mindful of tyre
station when fuel was getting low, but pressures. Without
this is a pain. So take a mate or perhaps tyre warmers, give
even your wife/husband; it will make 33psi front and 30psi
life much easier for your day out. rear a go as a start for
most tyre brands, but
THE BIKE: Your bike should be a in remember to warm
a good serviceable condition as you the tyres up for a
Its all very well to admire the
would ride it on the road, but remem- couple of laps before really pushing
ber to take off any panniers, seat bags, the bike to its limit and consider how professionals, but that doesnt mean that
tanks bags and so on. Tape the mirrors. the bike is handling towards the end you need all the equipment they have.
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of the session as to which way you go two-piece leather suit, gloves that cover are the way to go. Then you can pack
with adjusting the pressures for the your wrists, boots that allow your leath- everything you need into the car and
optimum setting for other sessions ers to tuck into or over comfortably whip the bike off the trailer at the track
throughout the day. and, Id recommend, a back protector. for an enjoyable day. And dont worry,
This is a requirement if you race, be- theres always someone who will give
TYRE PUMP AND GAUGE: Remember to cause breaking your back is bad news, you a hand to unload/load your bike at
pack in a tyre pump and quality tyre thats for sure! the start and end of the day just ask.
gauge. Youll use them as much as
you use fuel! CHAIN LUBE: Throw in a can of chain THE DAY ITSELF: Finding a track day
lube and consider giving the chain a provider is pretty easy. Search via
TYRE WARMERS: Sure, having tyre squirt after your second session. Google for your local circuit and if
warmers allows you to have better tyre \RXFDQWQGDQ\WKLQJRQWKHLUZHE-
wear and more grip from the get go, 100 MILE AN HOUR TAPE: Another great site about a motorcycle day, give them
but are they essential for average track item to have, especially if you happen a call. Youll also need to enter before
day punters? Not really, so long as you to throw the bike down the road, a the actual track day (most of the time)
warm up your tyres correctly, as I men- roll of hundred mile an hour tape can and pick a group that is suitable to
tioned above. (almost) make fairings and all sorts of \RXUULGLQJOHYHO%HLQJ\RXUUVWGD\
bits on the bike like new again. Id suggest giving the slowest group a
FOLD UP CHAIRS: Youll buy me a beer or JRUVWEHFDXVHLI \RXDUHPXFKIDVWHU
two for suggesting you take a couple of CABLE TIES: Same goes for a packet of GXULQJWKHUVWRUVHFRQGVHVVLRQDQ\
fold up chairs. There is a lot of down cable ties which can help keep your good track day provider will move you
time at track days while other sessions bike together if any bolts fall off or if up to a suitable group. You also need
are running. Being comfy, relaxing in a things get broken in a crash. to learn the track, which will
chair is a top priority. Trust me! take time before you get up to speed.
RAGS: Chuck in a handful of rags for If you happen to pick a faster group
FRONT AND REAR STANDS: Good to have cleaning up mess, or cleaning the bike. and youre not up to the groups speed,
so you can work on your bike between any good track day provider will
sessions (if need be), but unless youve EXTENSION LEAD: $ YH PHWUH H[WHQ- notice this and move you to the right
got tyre warmers, not a really essential sion lead is essential if youve got tyre group. Ask for help from the track day
item to have. warmers or have taken a cooker to provider if youre unsure of anything
whip up something tasty for lunch! throughout the day or if youd like a
TOOLS: Taking some tools along that are couple of pointers on lines you should
common for your bike is a great idea, POWER BOARD: And add in a power be taking. They are there to help you
especially tools for adjusting the front board so you can run a few things off have a great time!
and rear suspension and taking the the one lead.
front and rear wheels out and adjusting ENJOY YOURSELF! The most essential
the chain. FOLD UP TABLE: A small fold up table is thing to do at any track day is just to
one of the handiest items to enjoy yourself! If you arent having a
WATER: A must have, though you have at the track. You can put your great time, pack it up and head home,
can normally buy some at the track. helmet and gloves on there after each because when you arent having fun
Youll be in need of a good swig session and youll also have some- is when youll crash due to a lack of
of cold water after each session so where to put your food. concentration.
make sure youve got plenty of it to As for cost, take a look at my
replenish yourself. BIKE CLEANER: Of course its nice to recommendations and youll see that
have your bike looking its best for the theres a good chance that you wont
SNACKS: Another great thing to photographer who will be snapping have to buy anything at all probably
have with you. As with water, you your style during the day. Seriously, youve got all of this stuff anyway. And
can buy food at most tracks, but a youll be surprised at the amount of if you have to buy a fuel container, that
packet of snakes or some trail mix rubber that will be plastered onto will come in handy at other times.
will work wonders and potentially your machine and cleaning your bike I hope my little rundown helps you
save a lot of money. throughout the day can also let you see get out there and explore your beautiful
any other potential problems that arent machine in a safe environment. If you
GEAR: Of course your gear should be visible from your chair. really have a good time, maybe Ill
in top condition. You probably wont see you out racing a beautiful classic
get on the track without these anyway, TRAILER AND RAMP: If you want to go machine someday! Thats where the
but the things you need are a full-face all out, or dont have a friend who can fun is, you know, not on these modern
helmet (obviously), either a one or give you a hand, a trailer and a ramp superbikes! LOL! D
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WINNING TECHNOLOGY FROM RACE TO ROAD
Tuono V4, direct descendant of the RSV4, is the world champion bike in the world of superbikes. With 294 grand
prix races won in world championship GP motorcycle racing, Aprilia holds the record for the most wins of any
european manufacturer in the history of maximum motorcycle competition. These are joined by an impressive 54
world titles: 38 in world championship GP motorcycle racing (20 in 125 and 18 in 250), 7 in superbike (rider and
manufacturer double win in 2010, 2012 and 2014 and manufacturer in 2013) and 9 in off road disciplines (7 in
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HELLO TO
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Bullet 350
to continue the same growth and plant in Oxford work the same way. on those memories and experiences,
SURWDELOLW\ZKLOHPHHWLQJWKH I steered Rudy into discussing how along with the bike, to my currently ten
tougher Euro 4 emissions standard happy the companys workers are, year old son.
as well as bringing new and exciting with my mind drifting over to Indias With the Classic, Bullet and the
models on stream. northern neighbour Bhutan and its index Continental GT the mainstays of
I asked Rudy whether the massive of Gross National Happiness. the current range and the new 410cc
increase in sales was a result of Rudy dived into his repertoire of Himalayan hitting the showrooms soon
organic growth or a huge injection of answers and pulled out a beauty. Good (probably by the time you read this) it
cash - or maybe something else. Ever question; no one has asked me that was an ideal time to talk about the ways
the consummate businessman, his before, but I know our factory has the in which a non-conforming model
answer was considered and measured, lowest rate of attrition [that is, people lineup has relevance and offers success
like every answer he gave. quitting and leaving] in the automotive in this fast paced world.
After twenty seconds of accessing sector. Also we implemented a Ride Rudy suggested that it is precisely
his right side brain, sifting through Leave system where our workers, if this that encourages people to think
what must be millions of bytes of they own or can use a motorcycle, are again and slow down, turning to a Go
information, and bingo: "That is a allowed, in fact encouraged to take up to 6ORZPHQWDOLW\:KDWEHWWHUFXHWR
great question and one where a detailed VL[GD\VD\HDURIIWRZHOOULGH introducing the range.
H[SODQDWLRQLVUHTXLUHGKHVDLG How cool is that! I dont know where
5R\DO(QHOGKDVLQFUHDVHGWHQWLPHV else you could get a job like that. And of CLASSIC 350 AND 500
its production to become the largest course its free advertising for the brand. If the Classic was a movie classic, it
manufacturer in the motorcycle world by We talked about how having a Royal wouldn't be 'Gone with the Wind' or
understanding and working to an 'order (QHOGLQWKHJDUDJHLVPXFKWKHVDPH its Bollywood equivalent, nor would it
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on-spec manufacturing; dealers place 3KLOLSSHZDWFKUDWKHUWKDQRZQLQJLW single cylinder and single seater in matt
their orders and the factory kicks into Becoming the custodian of, instance, one or gloss retro colours would be more like
JHDUDQGOOVWKHRUGHUV,QWHUHVWLQJO\ of the new Himalayan models would a Humphrey Bogart character study. The
many large car factories like BMWs Mini mean that I could ride and ride and pass bike requires you to reconsider your own
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Bullet 500
CONTINENTAL GT
Inside the showroom
of Mid Life Cycles
You can feel the difference of another
FF7KH*7LVOLNHWKH'LUHFWRUV&XW
edition of Blade Runner, the 80s Sci-Fi
movie with a young Harrison Ford. It
has more mystery, added pace, more
action and the punch is more noticeable.
In 2017 you can swing back to 1982
in a blink of an eye, turning back the
clock to a Caf Racer look and feel and
something else thats often missing these
days - character by the jam-pot full. You
get clip-ons and a crouch to suit, and the
only thing missing is a stumpy and more
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More of a real Caf Racer than you
might image, the GT is my favourite of
the range. In an android Blade Runner
world of Replicants, the Continental
looks as good as a young Sean Young!
Shes hot, in a Vindaloo kind of way. D Rudy Singh meditates on the
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EVE NT The control tent, and a small
crowd admiring a Scrambler.
35TH
long drop dunny, some ancient solid
concrete picnic tables, and some new
shelter sheds with timber picnic tables.
THUNDER
Those new sheds came in very handy Tex helps out with the award
later in the afternoon. ceremony wheres Bundy?
My mate and I spent the afternoon
RALLY
chatting to various folk and inspecting
some interesting machinery, while 6WXIIHG &DW DQG /RQJHVW 'LVWDQFH
periodically some joker would accelerate Single at 4480km on his KLR650. John
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obviously a pub run. before heading to Nundle, and was then
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WORDS/PHOTOS THE POSSUM
of cruisers, both metric and North for a bloke battling kidney stones Im
American, and a good roll up of dual- sure the vibrations of the KLR kept the
sport machines from Japan, Austria and stones to a managable size !
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plenty of Multistradas among them.
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Youngest Rider was a 17 year old Tom
Burke. Chris Hillas with 1758 km was
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camping ground, not far from Nundle. ute/van with the barby and the big esky, and Stan on his R75/6 ( which he has
The weather forecast was not to well organised. owned from new) picked up Oldest
promising, but we thought we would Sitting over a snack of cheese and Combined Bike & Rider with 112 years.
have a crack anyway. The ride up to crackers, washed down with a coldie, Stan had also collected this award at the
Nundle was under near perfect skies, and we watched the clouds building and Kosciuszko Rally a few weeks earlier !
most enjoyable. heard the thunder start. And down she The hungry horde were well catered
$IWHUDVWRSDWWKH3HHO,QQIRU came ! Sitting in the new shelter sheds, for by the Nundle Lions Club who again
necessary refreshments, we tackled the we weathered the cloud burst, and after rose to the challenge with their excellent
FOLPEXSWRWKH6KHED'DPVDOZD\VZLWK a while it was back to blue skys and travelling kitchen. The evening feeding
an eye on the rear view mirror for any sunshine normal service resumed ! was well received, and even more so
budding Carl Fogartys charging up from Later in the evening, Mal assembled the restorative coffee and tea the next
EHKLQGRQDQRYHUORDGHG'XFDWL the troops and got on with the awards morning. The bacon and egg rolls were
Wheeling into the control tent, we DQGUDIHV7KH&OXEDOWHUQDWHGZLWK pretty good too !
were greeted by Aunty Mal and his hard DQDZDUGWKHQDUDIHGUDZWRNHHS $OOSURWVIURPWKHUDOO\JRWRWKH
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about $5000 worth of goodies to be Awards were long and mixed, but DOOWKHLUSURWVIURPRWKHUYHQWXUHV
handed out later that night. highlights were as follows - through the year also support this
The camping ground is well shaded, John Hubner from Alice Springs took excellent facility.
but you need to get in early to get the KRPH/RQJHVW'LVWDQFH/RQJHVW 3HQFLOLQWKLVUDOO\IRU2FWREHU
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The sign says it all, more or less, about the Pound Crossing Bridge in NSW.
A bridge in Humboldt County, The stress rods stick out from the side
or steel trusses for larger structures northern California, with my trusty of the laminated bridge deck.
The technologies and materials were (borrowed) Indian Chief.
already in place when the need for
highway bridges arose soon after the And theres more to bridges than days when they were built, when the
turn of the century. Thus many of \RXPLJKWWKLQN7DNHWKH3RXQG riders of early motorcycles no doubt
the earliest California highway bridges &URVVLQJ%ULGJHQHDU'XQJRJLQ found them just as useful as I do now.
were built by the same northern NSW. When it was opened Ghostly Hendersons, Matchlesses or
bridge companies from designs in August 1994, the 60 metre long NSUs drift across them
similar to the train bridges, and in bridge had the largest cellular stress The American iron bridges, just
some cases actually were recycled laminated hardwood timber bridge like the few remaining wooden arch
train bridges. deck in the world. Just exactly what bridges on the NSW North Coast,
Those boxy metal truss spans is that? Go and have a look at it if also take me back to a time when
that could be ordered up in standard \RXUHLQWHUHVWHGLQQGLQJRXWPRUH craftsmanship was a more powerful
designs from the bridge company What inspired this story, and what driver than it is today.
catalogs served the purpose of I would like to pass on to you, is the Modern is not always best; new
facilitating California highways feeling that I get when I come out of is not necessarily the most useful;
expansion at a good pace in the some stretch of forest on a back road, reinforced concrete is not the
UVWIWHHQ\HDUVRI WKHWZHQWLHWK gravel or tar, and suddenly see one inevitable material to use. Go ride
century Some have even of these iron beauties or one of the some old bridges of your own, and
been dismantled and moved to Australian wooden bridges in front of pay a silent tribute to the people who
QHZORFDWLRQV me. Its a kind of connection to the EXLOWWKHP37D
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there, which is a deterrent in itself.
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Compact and
businesslike, the
Bonneville T120 looks
exactly what it is a
thoroughly competent
mile muncher.
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Yeah, who needs Euro4?
here I will detail some of the aspects
(mainly outside of their control) that WHY WOULD A
they (especially the small and medium COMMUTER [BIKE] WITH Motorcycle industry analyst and
sized manufacturers) will have to SMALL ENGINE NEED AN motorcycle parts fair organiser Ziwen
overcome to become a power on
European Union nation markets. ABS BRAKE SYSTEM? Zhang commented Whats wrong
with EURO 3? Its a perfectly good
We have recently seen a lot of THE SIMPLE ANSWER IS conformity for modern conditions.
movement from Chinese motorcycle THAT IT JUST DOESNT. I have spoken to lots of industry
companies wanting to produce staff on this matter and everyone
models for the European market, this There is a conversation with has the same opinion, EURO 4 is
rapid development is intended to get a common theme pervasive in completely unnecessary for the rider
them bedded in before the Indian the Chinese motorcycle industry. of a motorcycle with a displacement
motorcycle manufacturers begin The over-riding feeling is that under 250cc. We Chinese rarely make
their inexorable march into Europe. European and Japanese motorcycle a motorcycle over 250cc. Of course
'HVSLWHWKH&KLQHVHIDFWRULHVVORZ manufacturers increasingly fear the there are exceptions like CFMoto
UHDFWLRQWR(852FHUWLFDWHVRI evolution of Chinese motorcycles and Loncin but 98% of our export
conformity there are, at least style, market shares on the commuter models are under 250cc (another
quality and price wise, several models markets in European countries and exception could be ATVs but Im
from the likes of Zongshen, Tayo, that these companies have reacted really talking about 2-wheelers
CFMoto, Fuego and Loncin that by lobbying the European Union to here). While I agree that electric fuel
would undoubtedly become popular change the conformity of motorcycles injection is better for the environment
on European markets if they can WRPDNHLWGLIFXOWIRUWKH&KLQHVH why would a commuter with small
overcome the obstacles. manufacturers to continue their rise. engine need an ABS brake system?
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RIDING IN OTHER
around every corner; when the old
Jugoslavia was split up, some of the
splinters created are so small theyre
COUNTRIES
hardly there but they still have
border posts.
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all the paperwork you might need.
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no idea how much fun it can
be to ride in other countries. Even
could be something youve never
seen before, including a border post.
If youre in the Balkans, you can
for the bike, plus a letter from the
owner if the bike is borrowed, is a
New Zealand. Around every corner encounter them just about literally start. You should obviously have your
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This is a fairly typical scene
from New Zealand. Why
dont you join us there on
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drivers licence; I dont usually bother
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(obtainable from the RAC or NRMA)
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your call.
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of calls: if you have a bike-to-bike
intercom, check that the frequency
is legally available. I spent a week in
Europe once talking to my mate on the
emergency services channel and would
have been in serious trouble if caught.
Within reason, you can adjust your
riding to match the locals style. But
dont forget common sense. In the
Alps, the locals habitually overtake
in blind corners, for example. I dont
recommend that. But in Borneo, the
Kota Kinabalu riders overtake any
damn way and ride on the wrong side
of the road. I do the same when Im
there its expected. In Thailand you
are almost at the bottom of the pile
of respect, just above pedestrians and
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got. Sometimes it works; make sure
it doesnt look like a bribe.
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have had a look at the scenery and
arent likely to be stunned by it every
time you turn a corner. Youll need
your attention to stay on the road and
out from under the wheels of the rest
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at Warwick Road, Coventry, and the
entire bike was also assembled there.
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head and frame backbone are a one-
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piece steel forging. As you can see in
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very much a side chapter of the
much larger tale of Zndapp, the
1921, was a straight copy of a
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promoted the Z22 as the Motorrad
at the ends and often bolted rather
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the world and which beat BMW in Zndapp went on to create its own workmanlike and consistent. The
the competition to design a sidecar engines and notably frames, many of bike was priced at 33.
RXWWZLWKWZRSRZHUHG ZKHHOV which were made of pressed metal. Newmount started with Zndapps
for the Wehrmacht, the WW2 By the end of the 1920s, Zndapps own engine in 200 and later 300cc
German army, to use whenever it success was enough to encourage versions but eventually branched
felt like invading someone J K Starley Jnr, formerly of the out into the larger end of the
through some mud. Rover Company, to sign a licensing market with 348 and 499cc Rudge
Erwin Tragatsch in his agreement with the Germans which 3\WKRQHQJLQHV3DWULRWLVPRQO\WRRN
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the Z22 which hit the market in and somewhat basic frame was made German-made frames.
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Interesting slogan; I wonder how
Matchless (which started all the who won that one. attractive 1929 model in the
way back in 1901) felt about it? (DUOLHU)HUGLQDQG3RUVFKHKDGDOVR photo, taken at the National
talked the SS into commissioning Motorcycle Museum in the
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RI 3RUVFKHVDLUFRROHGDWIRXU and the factory closed its doors This post-war Zndapp Comfort 200
Zndapp proposed a liquid-cooled in 1933. Shame, really. The still shows much of the same DNA that
YHF\OLQGHUUDGLDOHQJLQH*XHVV unpretentious but compact and made the Newmount such a good looker.
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stating that I was the talk of the culture, Noel and I ventured further region, stunned to see the extent of
WUXFNLHDLUZDYHV:KHQ,HQWHUHG west to gem country. Sapphire, Anakie the hole in the ground. Mile after mile,
the roadhouse to pay for my petrol, and Rubyvale contain rich veins of slashing a nasty scar on the landscape
the lady said its all taken care of semi-precious stones and an entire whilst employing thousands of
ORYH2QHRI WKHWUXFNLHVKDG community living off-grid and outside workers living in temporary humpies
expressed his appreciation by paying WKHFRQQHVRI FRXQFLOUHJXODWLRQV RI \LQ\RXWWRZQVKLSV
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delivers nice surprises from KHDGGRZQWR3DWV*HPVZKHUHHYHQ Walk for Life team. They were raising
unexpected tangents. WKHPRVWERJDQSRVWLHULGHUFDQQGD money for breast and prostate cancer
Escaping from the busy road stone chip or two. by walking around Australia over the
and the heaving tourist parks, Mo After Noel returned to Emerald, next 14 months, they tag-team 10km at
and I hit the gravel and camped at I headed north for a night at the a time and cover about 50km a day. If
%ODFNGRZQ1DWLRQDO3DUNZLWKWKH VWXQQLQJ7KHUHVD&UHHN'DPDQGWKHQ you want to be a grey nomad and see
only company being magpies. The I backtracked to Capella to visit the the great land of Oz - then this is the
dirt road in deters many caravaners /LJKW+RUVHPHPRULDODPDJQLFHQW way to do it!!
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being introduced to the farming I passed through the coal mining where I could see platypi in the
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wild. Winding our way through high our route to the Eungella campsite Hatton Gorge and stopping for
FDQHHOGVUHDG\IRUKDUYHVWWKHKLOO where we were treated to the most lunch at the Ulysses Garden Cafe.
climb was a struggle for my poor PDJQLFHQWGRXEOHUDLQERZVXQVHW I had encountered virtually no rain
overloaded little mate. The anticipated across the valley. Other tourists were in the past two months touring
glorious view from the top was happily showing off their happy in Queensland with the winter
down to two metres with a thick fog snaps of platypi frolicking in the temperatures and humidity a
enveloping everything. We picked our water but that item on my fauna list pure delight. The tropical north
way slowly up to Broken River and remained unticked. was amazing and it was about to
spent a few hours poking around the The following day we descended to get a thousand times better with
little creek waiting to spot the elusive WKHYDOOH\RRURQFHPRUHDQGURGH a highly anticipated detour to the
monotremes without luck. A light through many kilometres of high Whitsunday Islands.
drizzly rain had set in so we retraced cane before venturing up the Finch Tune in again for Postie Notes number 13. D
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off-roader Suzuki called the Jimny, emblazoned with a full-sized ABC the cameras rolled and some of
which remains the only vehicle I TORQUE screamer across the back. the more expert riders shook their
have ever encountered anywhere on :HOPHGDYHPLQXWHSUHDPEOH grizzled heads at this intrusion, took
earth which had a red-lined in which I addressed the camera the bike for an enthusiastic, lock-to-
speedometer! The speedo was to explain what was going on(?), lock squirt over some very muddy,
red-lined at a point from 70 km/ before being handed my machine, rough terrain.
hour to 80 km/hour which was an ordinary, off-road 250cc two- There was no practice on the day,
clearly its upper limit, because the and none before the event on the
little engine seemed to be revving its
two-stroke(!) head off from about "I ACCEPTED THE morrow, but there had clearly been
an enormous amount of work done
seventy Kay onwards, the noise in CHALLENGE ALTHOUGH I over the preceding days or weeks
the cabin almost over-powering. It HAD NO BLIND IDEA WHAT because I could see that there
employed a canvas, fold-down roof TO EXPECT! FOR I WAS TO were miles of coloured tapes for
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the long trip we were overtaken by BE FILMED AT SOME STAGES us to follow which were attached
to poles on both sides of the track.
everything on wheels, including DURING THE EVENT FOR A They seemed to snake off into the
(believe it or not!) a pushbike on FORTHCOMING TORQUE bush for as far as the eye could see,
RQHQRWHZRUWK\RFFDVLRQ'RUULJRLV EPISODE, AND THERE to suddenly drop down into hidden
said to be some three hours from
Sydney, but we seemed to take SEEMED TO BE NO valleys to re-emerge here and there
between the trees atop narrow
all day to get there in the little, WAY OUT OF IT! escarpments which seemed to be
ill-handling screamer. perched precariously upon a knife-
:KHQZHQDOO\DUULYHG,ZDV stroke Yamaha. This was before edge, with sheer drops down each
immediately issued with a set of really long-travel suspension systems side. I could see that there were a
%HOVWDII JUHDVLHVE\WKHOPFUHZ had surfaced, which meant that my few small signs mounted on some
I had brought my own Belstaffs short legs could just about touch the poles, which I assumed were there to
along, of course, along with helmet, ground. I was comfortable enough, advise riders of dangerous areas or
boots and heavy gloves the jacket VR , UHG WKH ELNH XS DQG ZKLOH sudden, blind corners (?).
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If I had never ridden in anything after that steep climb, and I picked sideways down another steep, greasy
like this in my life before I was up the pace, slotted into third gear VORSHZKHQ,HVSLHGRQHRI WKHOP
enthusiastic enough, for I was more and swept sideways round a bend at crew on the side of the track holding
than forty years younger at the time, the top to discover we had arrived a loud-hailer.
but I fervently hoped I would never at the first check-point. There was a +HUHKHFRPHVKHEHOORZHG
have to ride in anything like the small clutch of riders waiting to be WULXPSKDQWO\+HUHKHFRPHV
Forest 300 again! checked in, their engines silent. One shouted another loud-hailer
All riders were given a long of their number loudly declared somewhere. I saw one of the two
EULHQJRQWKHUVWGD\RI WKH to the others his total amazement cameras which they had set-up turn
event, including the fact that the WKDWWKH3RRI IURPWKH$%&KDG toward me just as the front wheel
average speeds over the carefully managed to climb to the check dropped into a deep hole and I
timed sections was expected to be point and was, in fact, on time! He was spat unceremoniously over the
(if I remember correctly) 22 miles reckoned it was probably the most handlebars. I leapt up, grabbed the
per hour a seemingly easy thing difficult section he had ever ridden ELNHDQGUHGLWRXWRI WKHKROHRQO\
to manage, but in the event very over, but I didnt bother to mention to be pelted over the bars yet again
GLIFXOWWRDFKLHYHZKHQIRUFHGWR to him that it was probably more about 50 meters further on, with
VORZO\IRUGVZLIWO\RZLQJURFN arse than class that had got me both cameras well and truly focussed
strewn streams or bounding along safely to that point! upon me.
the rugged, mountainous terrain Of course it couldnt last, because The engine conked out on the
over which the event was being held. the next leg involved a steep drop second occasion, but I started it up
We moved off singly at one-minute down a near-vertical cliff-face, without trouble and shot off, this
intervals, to be confronted almost followed by an equally steep ascent time executing the classic, semi-
immediately with a sudden drop immediately opposite. I gunned the controlled Lazy S manoeuvre
into a greasy, overgrown valley and engine, expecting to be catapulted before almost disappearing at some
a small stream, an area which had over the crest of the cliff-face speed around a high rock face. Of
FOHDUO\VHHQQRWUDIFRWKHUWKDQWKH opposite, only to find the bike course I was pelted off again several
thin wheel tracks of the machines rewarded this absurdity by executing metres later, the drama captured
which had been ridden through a neat loop-the-loop and speared RQOPE\WKHORZHUPRVWFDPHUD
there days before when the bunting side-on down the hill, digging the in those few brief seconds before I
had been put up. We then climbed a full length of its prop-stand into the QDOO\YDQLVKHGIURPWKHLUVLJKWDV,
very precipitous, near vertical slope, buttery clay. That was it for me, as I slid over the slimy surface alongside
standing on the footrests while dragged myself from under the bike the hapless Yamaha.
negotiating a narrow trail which was and tried with all my might to lift it Hey thanks for that, it was great
FOHDUO\QRPRUHWKDQDWUDFNDWWHQHG up again. Bikes slid past on either 79FRXOGQWDVNIRUEHWWHUWKH
out by a range of forest creatures side as I heaved on that immobile GLUHFWRUVDLGZKHQ,QDOO\DUULYHG
which were either nocturnal or had machine, but later in the day when back at the starting line and they
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It was no place for heroics, because took three of them to lift the bike arrival, with my subsequent wrap-
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gear climb, the throttle carefully locked within embrace of the VKRUWFXWWRWKHQLVKDUULYLQJ
feathered because the rear wheel was cloying, thick clay. I followed the there long before I did, to set up
constantly on the point of wheel- sweep riders along an easier route the two cameras. That last fall was
spin, which it very occasionally to the finish line, without an inch great as you slid quickly out of sight
achieved for a second or two. It of additional film being recorded. alongside the bike, we just managed
was very dicey stuff, because of The bike was OK, but the WRFDSWXUHLW
the deep drop down both sides, following day saw me mounted on Of course the event was gleefully
but we climbed ever upwards, the a smaller, 175cc Yamaha off-roader, shown on National TV on the
tail-end of the Yamaha occasionally which suited me better. Even Torque program.
attempting to slide over the side though I was actually disqualified, It was quite an adventure, but I
of the knife-edged trail. This then we needed the extra filming to be have noted, in the information issued
broadened out a little, which was not done so I set off again, this time concerning the latest Forest 300, a
much help, because the thick carpet with nothing like the urgency of the comment that the earliest Forest
of leaves we then encountered were previous day but still making our 300 was a bike and body wrecker,
as slippery as if they had just had an way through various check-points but these days we are more sensible,
enthusiastic, al fresco greasing. through which we were waved and have more care for the riders,
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it gets us to the pub at Manna Hill membership of the Monarchs, a with blood, feathers and crap lots
where old mate Beetle Bailey was Victorian Club with a strong leaning of crap. The impact knocked out the
running the Sidecar Gathering. to three wheels. fuel pump, and the lucky couple had
There had been some noise on Best effort goes to the blokes an enforced stay in Wilcannia until
certain forums to attempt the who turned up on a late 1948 M21 a new pump was ferried up to them.
JUHDWHVWJDWKHULQJRI RXWWVLQ %6$RXWW%LJ\ZKHHOVDQG This also caused them to miss the
Australia at this rally. There were slogging side-valve single made the Off Centre Rally!
plenty on hand ! M21 the sidecar bike back in the day. /RQJHVW'LVWDQFH6RORWKDW
We found Beet sitting out in the All attendees found a place to camp was me.
sun in front of the pub, watching in the large back yard of the pub In addition to the usual badges, Beet
the endless stream of caravaners and all night long could listen to the ZDVRJJLQJWVKLUWVDQGODWHUUHG
passing by. I showed him the road trains rattling through and the up the BBQ to feed the horde.
Winifred Wells article and he was bloody freight train drivers sounding All funds raised went to the Guide
very pleased indeed. Beetle is their horns. 'RJVDQGWKHRIFLDOFRXQWFDPH
organising a fund raiser for the As the afternoon rolled along, we out at 55 sidecars, 28 solos and one
*XLGH'RJVQH[W\HDUEDVHGRQWKH had the awards ceremony - CanAm thing.
exploits of young Winifred. /RQJHVW'LVWDQFH6LGHFDUZHQWWR Sunday morning saw us get away
There were a great many SA Neil and Vicki from Melbourne. I and head for Broken Hill then
UHJLVWHUHGRXWWVEXWWKH:$ UVWPHWWKHPRQRQHRI P\UVW Mildura for an overnight stay before
crew that had done the OCR were Alpine Rallies in the mid to late 70s, heading for home.
somewhere well to the west by now, DQGWKH\DUHVWLOOULGLQJWKH5RXWW ,I \RXKDYHDQRXWWRUKDYHDQ
KHDGLQJKRPH+DUU\WKH'XWFKPDQ they had then! interest in them, this rally is a good
represented the WA crew on his Hardluck Award went to a place to tap into the knowledge base
ZHOOHQJLQHHUHGRXWWWKLQNWKUHH (different) couple from Melbourne of some pretty amazing blokes and
wheeled tank ! who were ambushed by an emu their equally amazing machines.
McCardigan was in residence, near Wilcannia. Next year the Gathering is moving
having not had a breakdown since Urals dont go fast enough to collide to a new location over towards Burra
5R[\E\'RZQV with anything, the emu attacked them SA, so keep an eye out for it, Beetle
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writing is therapeutic in itself. month and look forward to my copy
Im really not the whinger I appear DUULYLQJLQWKHSRVW,VWDUWDWWKHUVW
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I do resent the idea of someone the couple of times Ive met Stuart,
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Lester share his reminiscences. My garage shelves are chock full I wouldnt want to personalise or
Bruce Walker RI EUDQGQHZXQXVHGIDFWRU\WWHG change it in any way. Its the
%DXONKDP+LOOV PXIHUVZKLFK,YHUHPRYHGIURP motorcycle Id choose for
HYHU\ELNH,YHHYHUERXJKW myself, especially if I had to
And here is Bruces contribution to honesty This new motorcycle develops SD\IRULWP\VHOI
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HQRXJKIRUDQ\RQH read this magazine are really loaded
:RUGVDQG3KUDVHVZHOOQHYHUVHH I can list many motorcycles that with money, thats why I use and
Stuart Woodbury write in his bike KDYHHQRXJKSRZHUDQGWRUTXH recommend the most expensive
test reviews: The newest model actually stuff. Mind you I wouldnt
I wont mention how tall I am doesnt have and doesnt need any buy half that stuff if I had to
because everyone knows that by LQFUHDVHLQSRZHURUWRUTXH SD\IRULWP\VHOI
now as I mention it in every review This new motorcycle has a top This motorcycle costs $35,000
I write. By the way, Im really tall, speed of around 170 kilometres an but factor in another $5000 to
DFWXDOO\PHWUHV hour which, given the top speed cover all the ridiculous accessories
Im not going to recommend you limit in Australia is 130km/h, and personalising bling I am about
W6WDLQWXQHV$NUDSRYLFV6FUHDPLQJ LVIDVWHQRXJKIRUDQ\RQH to recommend and which Id add
Eagles or any of the other Fuel consumption of 5.5 litres per if I had as much money as you
DIWHUPDUNHWPXIHUVEHFDXVH,KDWH hundred kilometres on this motorcycle obviously have, to spend this
to see you wasting so much money is spectacularly lousy when you PXFKRQDPRWRUF\FOH
and putting perfectly good factory consider that most European cars can
WWHGPXIHUVRQ\RXUJDUDJHVKHOI GREHWWHUWKDQWKDWWKHVHGD\V Thats not bad, Bruce (you dont mind if
to rot away, especially since youve Anyone who thinks the motorcycles we call you Bruce, do you?) What do you
just spent $25,000+ of your hard I like are about fuel conservation reckon, other ladies and Bruces out there,
HDUQHGFDVKRQWKLVPRWRUF\FOH is stupid. Luckily The Bear pays can you supply any more words
3OHDVHEHDZDUHWKDWDORWRI for my fuel. & phrases along these lines? Actually,
our advertising revenue comes If youre concerned about excessive never mind what Stuart might or might
from the makers and importers of IXHOFRQVXPSWLRQJRDQGEX\DFDU not write. What about The Bear?
DIWHUPDUNHWPXIHUV I like this motorcycle just as it is and Surely hes guilty too
0 0 2 2 + years
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IANS OFF
My report on the bike show after taking
her majesty for a 3 day shopping binge in
Melbourne interrupted by the Melbourne
motorcycle show, I can say with great delight
it was very well worth the effort as I had many
queries to sort out, track leathers for girls (my
daughter) this would have been impossible
going through normal channels, some summer
wear for real pillions not those lunch boxes
some guys get to take as pillions.
Of course the one stand that was a must
was the Australian Motorcyclist magazine
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unfortunately the star of that stand (Boris)
was away, the word on the street was there
were two exhibitions on in Melbourne
at the same time, one was big boys toys
(motorcycle exhibition) the other was toys
for big boys (the sexpo exhibition) and as
we know Boris is famous for following his
nose and you guessed it Boris ended up at
the sexpo exhibition, undeterred by this Boris
immediately went into action on one of the
stands as of yet we dont know what gizmos
he was peddling but apparently he was right
at home explaining the ins and outs of this
gizmo (Boris would have learnt all about
these gizmos at Sydney Boys High) and that is
where Boris spent the entire three days.
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to the sexpo regarding one particular gizmo having an
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throttle sending it up to an 11,000 rpm orgasm.
Back to the bike show to me the star of the show was the
yellow and grey Triumph 900 cafe racer, my wifes choose
was the blue FJR1300 both would look very nice in my little
stable, as for Boriss choice we will have to wait for his report
Yours in motorcycling
Ian Gregory
Regents Park NSW
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it will be great for our Canberra winters also it will get a very
good outing at the upcoming Isle of Man races.
Id send you a photo but there is enough of my ugly mug MAKING MOTORCYCLE
in the Bear Army article in the January edition.
Love the Mag and the articles on the Motorcycle shows.
Keep up the good work.
INSURANCE SIMPLE
Live loud.
IF YOU HAVE
Cheers
Paul Donkin (Donk)
Trooper #25
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go down. It can be hard to keep
track of all the changes. Australian
from all the manufacturers
currently in the country.
Things like special deals, cashbacks,
all prices (unless indicated)
exclude dealer and on road costs
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Multistrada 1200 S White $28,990 Goldwing F6B $27,299 KAWASAKI
Multi 1200 Enduro Red $29,990 GL1800 Goldwing $37,999 www.kawasaki.com.au
Multi Enduro Wht or Gry $30,290 CRUISER ROAD
Multi 1200 S Pikes Peak $34,990 VT400C $9799 Z125 Pro $4099
CTX700NA ABS $9999 Z250SL $5299
HARLEY-DAVIDSON VT750C Shadow
VT1300CXA Fury
$12,299
$15,999
Z250SL ABS
Z300 ABS
$5599
$5999
www.harley-davidson.com
* All Harley-Davidson prices are ride away GL1800 Valkyrie $21,999 Ninja 300 $5799
CRUISER ADV TOURING Ninja 300 SE KRT $5999
Street 500 $11,495 CB500X $7999 Ninja 300 ABS $6199
SuperLow 883 $15,495 NC750XA $9599 Ninja 300 SE KRT ABS $6399
Iron 883 $15,495 VFR800X Crossrunner $15,099 ER-6n/nL ABS $9499
Custom 1200 $18,750 VFR1200X Crosstourer $18,299 Versys 650/L ABS $10,199
Forty-Eight $18,995 CRF1000 Africa Twin $15,499 Ninja 650/L ABS $9999
Roadster $19,495 Z650L $TBA
CRF1000 Africa Twin ABS $16,999
Street Bob $22,495 Ninja ZX-6R $14,999
CRF1000 Africa Twin DCT $17,999
Low Rider $23,495 Ninja ZX-6R 636 ABS $16,499
Low Rider S $26,250 SCOOTER
NSC110 Dio $2799 Ninja ZX-6R 636 KRT $16,649
Wide Glide $24,995
MW110 Benly $3299 W800 SE $12,499
Fat Bob $25,495
Softail Slim $25,495 PCX150 $4499 Z800 ABS $12,999
Softail Slim S $29,250 NSS300A Forza $7499 Z900 $TBA
Fat Boy Lo $28,995 Z1000 ABS SE $15,499
Fat Boy $29,250 Ninja 1000 ABS $15,999
Fat Boy S
Softail Deluxe
$31,750
$28,995
HUNTER Ninja ZX-10R
Ninja ZX-10R ABS
$22,000
$23,000
Breakout $29,750
www.huntermotorcycles.com.au
Ninja ZX-10R Winter $23,200
CRUISER
Heritage Softail Classic $30,250 Ninja ZX-14R ABS $19,999
Road King $33,995 Daytona $6990
Ninja ZX-14R ABS Ohlins $22,099
Road Glide Special $36,495 Spyder $6990
1400GTR ABS $24,999
Street Glide Special $36,750 Bobber $7299
H2 $33,000
Ultra Limited $39,995
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V-Rod Muscle $27,995
Night Rod Special $28,995 HUSQVARNA Vulcan S ABS
Vulcan S ABS Caf
$9999
$10,199
CVO www.husqvarnamotorcycles.com.au
Pro Street Breakout $42,495 Vulcan 900 Classic $12,499
ROAD
Street Glide $48,995 Vulcan 900 Custom $12,499
701 Supermoto $TBA
Ultra Limited $52,495 Vulcan 1700 Classic ABS $19,999
Vulcan 1700 Vaquero ABS $24,499
ADV TOURING
HONDA HYOSUNG KLR650 $8099
http://motorcycles.honda.com.au www.hyosung.com.au KLR650 Camo $8199
ROAD ROAD Versys X $TBA
Grom $3990 GT650RL $7690 Versys 1000 ABS $15,999
CB125E $2299 CRUISER
CB300F $5699 GV650SL $8250
CBR300R
CBR300R ABS
$5249
$5749
GTV650C $8250 KTM
CB400 ABS $10,499
www.ktm.com.au
ROAD
CB500F
CBR500R ABS
$7899
$8099
INDIAN 390 Duke $6095
CBR600RR $14,999
www.indianmotorcycles.com.au 690 Duke $12,995
*All Indian Motorcycle prices are ride away 690 Duke R $14,995
CB650FL ABS $9999
CB650F ABS $9999 CRUISER 690 SMC R $14,995
CBR650FL ABS $10,499 Scout $19,995 1290 Super Duke R $24,995
CBR650F ABS $10,599 Chief Dark Horse $27,995 1290 Super Duke R SE $26,995
NC750SA ABS $9299 Chief Classic $29,995 1290 Super Duke GT $26,995
VFR800F $15,199 Chief Vintage $31,995 ADV TOURING
CBR1000RR $16,999 6SULQJHOG 690 Enduro R $14,695
CBR1000RR ABS $17,799 Chieftain Dark Horse $34,995 1050 Adventure $18,995
VFR1200F ABS $17,799 Chieftain $36,995 1090 Adventure R $TBA
CTX1300 $19,499 Chief Roadmaster $40,995 1190 Adventure $23,995
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N E W BIK E PR ICE S
1190 Adventure R $24,995 Turismo Veloce Lusso 800. $23,499 TU250X $5990
1290 Super Adventure $26,995 Brutale 1090 $19,999 GSX-R250 $TBA
1290 Super Adv R $TBA Brutale 1090 RR $22,999 DR-Z400SM $8990
Brutale 1090 Corsa $27,999 GSX-R600 $14,990
F4 $24,499 SV650 $9990
KYMCO F4 RR $33,999 GSX650F/LAMS $10,490
kymco.com.au F4 RC $55,880 GSR750 $10,790
ROAD GSX-S750 $TBA
CK 125
CRUISER
$2095
NORTON MOTORCYCLES GSX-R750
GSX-S1000
$15,990
$14,990
Venox 250 $5295
www.frasermotorcycles.com.au
Commando 961 Sport $29,990 GSX-S1000F $15,790
SCOOTER GSX-R1000 $17,490
Commando 961 Caf $33,990
Super 8 125 $2595 GSX-R1000R $TBA
Commander 961 SF $35,990
Like 125 $2995 GSF1250S Bandit ABS $12,990
Espresso 150 $2799
GSX1250FA $14,990
Like 200 $3395 PGO GSX1300R Hayabusa $19,290
Downtown 300i ABS $7495 www.pgo-scooter.com CRUISER
SCOOTER
VL250 Intruder $6690
Ligero 150 $3590
LARO X Hot 150 $3990
VL650 S40 $7990
www.laro.com.au VL800 C50T $12,990
ROAD VZ800 M50 $10,990
R11 250 $4750 PIAGGIO VZ1500 C90T $15,490
Venom 350 $4990 www.piaggio.com.au VLR1800T C109RT $18,990
CRUISER *Some Piaggio prices are ride away VZR1800 M109R $18,990
Cruiser 350 $5290 SCOOTER VZR1800 M109R Blk $19,490
Pro Street 350 $6990 Typhoon 125 $2790 ADV TOURING
Fly 150 3V $3490
DR200S $4990
Liberty S 150 3V $3790
DR650SE $8090
MOTO GUZZI Medley 150
Yourban 300
$5290
$9790 DL650 V-Strom $10,290
www.motoguzzi.com.au BV 350 Sport Touring $8190 DL650 V-Strom LAMS $10,290
ROAD
X10 350 $9490 DL650 V-Strom XT $11,490
V7 II Stone $12,490
X10 500 $9,990 DL650 V-Strom XT LAMS $10,990
V7 II Special $12,990
DL1000 V-Strom $15,490
V7 II Racer $14,990
ROYAL ENFIELD
DL1000 V-Strom XT $TBA
V7 II Stornello LE $16,500
SCOOTER
V9 Bobber $16,500 ZZZUR\DOHQHOGFRPDX
V9 Roamer $16,500 UK110 Address $2490
ROAD
Griso 1200 SE $19,490 Classic 350 $5590 AN200A Burgman ABS $5490
CRUISER Bullet 500 $7490 AN650A Burgman ABS $13,590
Calfornia 1400 Audace $23,500 Classic 500 $7790
California 1400 Eldorado
California 1400 Custom
$24,000
$21,490
Classic Desert Storm $7790 SWM
Classic Battle Green $7790 www.swmmotorcycles.com.au
California 1400 Touring $24,490 Classic Squadron Blue $7790 ROAD
Cali 1400 Touring SE $26,500 Classic Chrome $7990 Gran Turismo $7490
MGX-21 $TBA Continental GT $8590 Silver Vase 440 $7490
ADV TOURING
Gran Milano 440 $7990
Himalayan $5990
MV AGUSTA SM 500 R $8990
www.mvagusta.com.au SOL INVICTUS SM 650 R
ADV TOURING
$9490
ROAD www.solinvictus.com.au
Brutale 675 $15,799 Superdual $9990
ROAD
F3 675 $18,699 *Prices are ride away
F3 675 RC $20,999
SYM
Mercury 250 $4999
Brutale 800 $18,699 Nemesis 400 $6999
Brutale 800 RR $19,999 www.scoota.com.au
Brutale 800 Dragster $20,499 SCOOTER
Brutale 800 Dragster RR $23,499 SUZUKI Orbit 125 $2499
F3 800 $19,999 www.suzukimotorcycles.com.au Classic 125 $2499
F3 800 RC $23,490 VS 150 $2999
ROAD
Stradale 800 $19,999 Symphony 150 $2999
GSX-R125 $TBA
Turismo Veloce 800 $20,499
Inazuma 250 $4990 HD Evo 200 $4699
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CityCom 300i $5999 Tiger 800 XRX/L $16,850 R3 $6299
Firenze 300 $6299 Tiger 800 XRT $18,150 R3 Movistar $6399
Tiger 800 XC $15,590 SR400 $8099
Tiger 800 XCX/L $17,950
TGB
YZF-R6 $16,499
Tiger 800 XCA $19,750 YZF-R6 SP $16,799
www.tgbscooters.com.au Explorer 1200 XRx $22,700 MT-07 LA $9599
SCOOTER Explorer 1200 XRt $25,200
MT-07 HO $10,299
X-Race 150 $3690 Explorer 1200 XCx/L $24,200
Bullet 150 $3990 MT-07 Tracer $TBA
Explorer 1200 XCa $26,700
BellaVita 300i $6390 XSR700 LA $10,999
Xmotion 250 $6390 MT-09 $11,999
URAL XSR900 $12,999
TORINO www.imz-ural.com.au MT-09 Tracer $15,499
www.torinomotorcycles.com.au ROAD MT-10 $17,999
CRUISER cT $21,790 MT-10SP $TBA
Veloce 250 $4695 ADV TOURING YZF-R1 $23,999
Titan 250 $6995 Tourist $23,770 YZF-R1 SP $24,999
SCOOTER Retro/M70 $24,918 YZF-R1M $31,999
Famosa 125 $2590 Ranger $24,970 XJR1300 $14,499
Famosa 150 $2990 FJR1300A $24,999
Galetta Retro $2695
FJR1300AE $27,999
Messina Classic $3995 VESPA CRUISER
www.vespa.com.au XV250 Virago $6799
SCOOTER
TRIUMPH Primavera 125 3V $5590
V Star 650 Custom $10,799
www.triumphmotorcycles.com.au V Star 650A Classic $11,299
Primavera 150 3V $6290
*Some Triumph prices are ride away Sprint 150 3V $6390 Bolt $11,999
ROAD Sprint 150 3V SE $6490 Bolt Paint it Black $12,999
Street Triple 660 $12,490 GTS 150 3V $6290 Bolt Hell for Leather $13,999
Street Triple ABS $12,990 PX150 $6490 Bolt R-Spec $12,499
Street Triple R $13,990 PX150 Touring $6790 Bolt C-Spec $12,699
Street Triple RX $14,999 946 Bellissima $12,490 SCR950 $TBA
Daytona 675 ABS $14,990 946 Armani $14,990 V Star 950 $13,999
Daytona 675R $16,990 GTS250ie FL $7890 XVS1300 Stryker $15,499
Bonneville Street Twin $13,350 GTS300 Super $9190 XVS1300 Stryker SE $16,099
Bonne Street Twin PC $13,550 GTS300 Super Sport $9490 V Star 1300 $15,999
Bonne Street Cup $15,600
XV1900A Roadliner $21,799
Bonne T100 $15,300
Bonne T100 Black $15,500 VICTORY Roadliner Tourer
ADV TOURING
$24,399
Bonne Bobber $TBA www.victorymotorcycles.com.au XT250 $6299
Bonne Scrambler $TBA *All Victory prices are ride away
Bonneville T120 Black $17,000 XT660Z Tenere $13,999
CRUISER
Bonneville T120 $17,000 Octane $17,995 XT1200Z Super Tenere $19,990
Bonne T120 Blk PC $17,200 Vegas 8 Ball $21,995 XTZ1200OE Super Tenere $21,890
Bonne T120 TT $17,300 Gunner $22,495 XTZ1200ZE SP $21,999
Thruxton 1200 $18,700 Highball $22,495 SCOOTER
Thruxton 1200 PC $18,900 Hammer S $23,995 BeeWee 125 $3399
Thruxton R 1200 $21,100 Cross Country Tour $31,995 Tricity $4299
Tiger Sport (new) $17,150 Magnum $30,995 Tricity ABS $4699
Speed Triple S $17,900 XP530 TMAX ABS $13,999
Speed Triple R $20,350
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Thunderbird Storm ABS $21,990
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Black Diamond $54,990
ROAD
Thunderbird Commander $22,490 Diamond Back $54,990
Thunderbird Comm TT $22,990 * All Zero prices are ride away
Thunderbird Comm LT $23,990 S $TBA
Thunderbird Comm LT TT $24,490 YAMAHA SR $TBA
Rocket III Roadster ABS $23,990 www.yamaha-motor.com.au DS $TBA
Rocket III Touring ABS $26,490 ROAD DSR $TBA
ADV TOURING YZF-R15 $4299 FX $TBA
Tiger 800 XR $14,090 MT-03 $5699 FXS $TBA
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BE AR F A C E D
YEAH, RIGHT
' ont you just love the people
who tell you that they were
caught by the constabulary at some
approached 160, but I kept it pinned
and saw the needle touch 175.
As I rolled off, I heard the siren.
exceeding the 110km/h speed limit by
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riding, and never in Australia. Ive cheerfully, looking at the bike. The pulled over I couldnt help but notice
tried, but very carefully, always 12 volt model, too. Now then, er, sir, that he was quite angry. I thought uh
remembering the experience of one (I had just turned 20) is there any oh, heres trouble. And there was, at
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testing the bike he was on, and of the miscreant arguing. I would (and speeding, presumably) and
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would have to ventured. all over his grinning mug.
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BOR IS
RAINMEN
S teve and I and about 60 other
like-minded people had been
out riding in the desert for three
Across the vast plain that runs all
the way to the Gulf, was coming the
biggest purple bastard of a storm
not see across the road, and was
completely drenched even before I
started the bike. Steve was hunched
days. Well, it wasnt a real desert. It either of us had seen outside of a against the forced of the rain and
didnt have sand dunes and Bedouins movie. We could see all of it, such looking small and crumpled in my
and the US Air Force carpet- was the view. It was big and tall outsize wet-weather gear.
bombing it, but it was close and pain-bruise dark. And misty But to his eternal credit, he did
enough for our purposes. with the amount of water it was start his bike and we rolled on east
It was that big empty area in the hammering down on the land, which the road totally awash and our eyes
middle of NSW, pin-marked by we couldnt see at all because of the frantically trying to blink away the
the romantically-named village of aforementioned water. There seemed rain. Steve had his visor up, and I
Ivanhoe, and our purposes, such as WREHQRWKLQJXQGHUQHDWKLWVDW had taken off my sunnies it was
they were, consisted of holding the black bottom except water. The the only way to get any vision at all.
throttles of our motorcycles open land had gone. Cars and trucks had either pulled
for as long as we could stand it, then There was also nothing much to up on the side of the road, or just
doing it again. north of where we were except the stopped in the middle, hazards
When we were done with that, old tin sheds that were the map-dots DVKLQJ6RWKHUHZDVDOOWKDWWRULGH
deaf and blasted by the high-speed of One Tree, Roto and Cubba around. I dont think we went much
wind roar, our brains sludged with and, from what I could see coming over 60. I couldnt see the speedo,
madness, we went to the pub. towards us, they were all now under but thats what it felt like.
Continuing in the vein of Macbeth, 100-metres of water. Of course, such climactic ferocity
ZKHUH 'DPQHG EH KLP WKDW UVW You can have my wet-weather is relatively short-lived. It was all
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drank the Ivanhoe pub dry (the <RXVXUH"KHDVNHGKLVH\HV URGHLQWR'DUOLQJWRQ3RLQWDQG
publican was reduced to calling his gleaming with gratitude, or possibly stopped at the pub, all that was left
friends to see if they had an spare IHDU,QGSHRSOHVH\HVJOHDPPXFK was that magical post-rain smell.
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time to go home. Steve hadnt done a lot of long- EULQJLQJPHWKHUVWRI PDQ\EHHUV
We thundered back to Hay, where distance riding and only came on this he planned to buy me over the
we were forced to abandon Biffa. FUD]\YHGD\GHVHUWUXQEHFDXVH, coming weeks. I have never been
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having fanged his until the belts sex-slavers as a pleasure-boy if he WKH VDPH WLPH
where showing. Naturally, because didnt come. So I lent him some gear Just like being a
he was one of my most beloved of and hed had a very good time, and pleasure-boy in
brothers, we attempted a makeshift now, from what we could see, it was %DKUDLQ KXK" ,
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tape from the servo, wound them Lending him my wet-weather gear
around the tattered centreline of was no biggie. I knew it would make
his tyre, advised him to take it easy him feel better about what was about
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for Sydney which was only 723km think me benevolent and self-
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axle and almost pitched him into a probably for the next month or so.
table drain. I also knew he would be no dryer
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and headed east for Narrandera via rapidly closing in on us. Wet-weather
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and stared open-mouthed to the almost upon us.
north. Steve stopped beside me, and And then it was on us. It was like
he too stared to the north. EHLQJUHKRVHGIURPDERYH,FRXOG
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We also offer fortnightly or monthly payment options at no extra cost. Plus, with added benefits
like low usage discounts, a lifetime guarantee on repairs, and apparel and helmet cover up to
$4,000 we make switching easy. Simply call us today and well work out the best deal for you.
Call 1800 24 34 64
We guarantee to beat our competitors price on motorcycle insurance policies excluding our Platinum Cover. The guarantee also applies to existing QBE motorcycle insurance policies that are on renewal. Price guarantee
is based on our standard price compared to competitors price for policies with the same type of insured events. Offer valid for the first 12 months of insurance, after this premium will be charged at the competitive
QBE standard rate. We only guarantee to beat the price of APRA authorised insurers who hold an AFSL issued by ASIC. Guarantee does not apply to any free offers of insurance. Insurance is issued by QBE Insurance (Australia)
Ltd. ABN 78 003 191 035. AFSL 239545. To decide if a policy is right for you please carefully read the PDS which is available at qbe.com.au or by phoning us on 1800 24 34 64. Price beat guarantee only available on full
comprehensive motorcycle insurance. Not available on CTP.