14, 2016
Honey, Im Home
Housing Issue| Fall 2016
Give me
drove up to State College tional, double room, such as the
Or give me ready to move into my dorm in
Brumbaugh Hall within the
one Im residing in, costs $2,860
per year no matter which dorm
convenience
East Residence Hall complex. complex it is located in on cam-
distance
I submitted my housing form pus. That means for my tiny
knowing that East was not dorm in East I Halls I am pay-
renowned for its living condi- ing the same as someone in
tions. In fact, it is even known nicer and newer dorms across
by some students as the campus. This has got to change.
freshman tenements. Apartment complexes and
At the time, I couldnt have hotels charge differently for dif-
cared less and was excited for ferent rooms, but Penn State, as
the typical freshman experi- well as other universities, do
ence that East Halls provides. not. It is a typical practice for
I had visited, seen photos and lodging and residencies across
even spent a night in an East the country to charge based on
Halls dorm prior to moving in, location, amenities, size, etc.,
but what I was faced with but this is hardly taken into
when I arrived at my door left account when housing fees are
me severely underwhelmed. distributed at our university.
Outside of my first floor win- I chose East Halls and I like
dow was a construction project my decision, but it is ridiculous
that is expected to take all that I am paying the same rate
Dorms: life in
a small box
By Kara Fesolovich rience I never thought would
THE DAILY COLLEGIAN have turned out to be the bane
of my existence.
The first time I moved into a My only issue was not just the
dorm, it was magical. miniscule size though. Someone
What most students first threw up in the bathroom in an
encounter with obscure place that no one could
dorm living is find in order to clean it up, so
similar to mine we just had to live with the
and happens on stench.
the first day of The stalls were a small, slip-
their first year. pery and smelly place that I
On the first day tried to avoid until absolutely
Collegian File Photo
of summer ses- necessary.
sion 2015, Luckily my roommate and I
The newly renovated Hibbs Hall boasts colorful walls, carpet, kitchens, lounges, and private bathrooms. everything was became great friends, so we
Fesolovich
The kitchen
The first concern on your list should be the kitchen. Now that you can
cook your own food, your basic essentials will be: The living room
1. Plates Lastly, your living room. These things are not absolutely needed,
2. Bowls but definitely make things more home like:
3. Silverware 1. Wall decorations
4. Cups 2. Lamps
5. Silverware 3. Table centerpieces
6. Pots and Pans 4. Wall lights
7. Cooking utensils 5. Couch pillows
8. Dishwashing soap and sponge
9. Weekly groceries
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Members of the Collegian staff share some of their housing horror stories.
I was trying to sublet my apartment for After living on campus for two years, find-
the spring semester while I went abroad. ing an apartment for junior year has become
I spent months looking for someone to more difficult than ever anticipated. The
take it, posting on Craigslist, the 2017 three of us never knew how fast paced the ap-
class page and even on bulletin boards plication process was, on top of the fees and
throughout campus. Someone on Craig- down payments needed. Apartment hunting
slist finally messaged me back, and I was can be wrapped up in two words: extensive
and expensive.
completely thrilled. To make a long sto- Something we never foresaw was how dif-
ry short, the person who messaged me ficult it would be to find an apartment for
was really shady -- there were very few three people still within our price range: un-
ways to contact them, and they refused to der six hundred a month. Come to find out,
talk to me over the phone, only by text. we are too far deep into the process to find a
Soon I realized -- I was being scammed. fourth person and even so, everyone already
I dropped them immediately, but I had has their living situation set up for next year.
wasted a ton of time thinking that I had Were floating down the apartment river
found someone to sublet my place, and I without a paddle.
had to start from square one.
People often rail against sexiling, but the During my sophomore year, I decided to
only thing harder than being sexiled is not transfer from Altoona to Brandywine. My
being sexiled, something I -- unfortunately -- lease still had six months on it, so I had to find a
learned during my freshman year. subletter.
One Saturday night, I returned home to Two weeks before the semester begins, the
find my roommate in bed with someone; they subletter advises us that he will not be mov-
werent still in the process of hooking up, and ing in. Even though we had already signed
my roommate assured me I would be okay to the moving-out walk through papers, my
sleep in my bed. landlord said that I would now have to pay
The next morning, I awoke to the very dis- that semesters rent. I refused, and she said
tinctive sounds of two people having sex. And she would pursue legal action against me.
let me tell you, the only thing worse than My landlord ended up calling my girlfriends
waking up early after a night of drinking father, who also happens to be a very good
is waking up early after a night of drinking lawyer with a background in rental proper-
and having a strangers pale, bare ass be the ty law. I called her on her bluff, and I never
first thing you see. To make matters worse, heard from her again.
I couldnt get up and leave until after the Needless to say I never got
encounter...finished. my deposit back.
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Kahluas, the Snapchat famous kitten, owners give her much attention and scratches on Thursday, Oct. 6.
Anna Gundersen poses with 2-year-old laborador-mix Kezzy at Coopers Pond Apartments on Saturday, Jan. 17. Lexi Baldwin, 4, of State College, pets Boo the Big White Dog at the
Parade of Heroes during 4th Fest on Monday, July 4.