Filipino Default/ Routines/ Pick - up Lines

“GM Style” (Extreme bombardment of sex jokes and

sexual innuendos with sex talk, kino and compliance
escalation plus Nice Guy traits => SEX)

(Note: This must be delivered in a fun commanding

childlike way)

Grand Master style explained,

Why it works?
A.Women can only categorize men as either Friend (non
– sexual) or lover (sexual) in their first impressions
when meeting a guy that’s why this style works in
making a girl feel hot and horny for you because the
principle of association states that anything repeatedly
associated with a certain symbol or stimulus will
eventually be paired as one or equal therefore if you
get associated with sex then sex will be associated
with you and vice versa. This will make a girl think
that you are all about sex so whenever a girl thinks of
you, she thinks of sex and if she thinks of sex and
starts to look for sex, and then she would think of you!
If A = B, B = C, then A = C. And remember “FIRST
IMPRESSIONS LAST FOREVER”
B.Women will at first think, Hey, this is just another one
of the loser Nice Guys. Mga Loser na buotan na lalaki
and then BANG, Surpise! Bastos diay to! It is not
insults but still works almost the same way as the
insults that Bad Boys use except it forces her to
internalize and picture sexual stuff in her head until
she gets all hot and horny. Women want two things: A
 perfect man or great sex. If you can not be the perfect
man then you can offer the next best thing which is
great sex and this projection of sexual confidence,
“fools” women into thinking that you are great in sex.

Kung imo ko palitan ana maka – iyot ka nako.

Dili ko ka iyot sa tanang babaye pero taga – an tika ug

chance.

Gusto ko nimo, dako lagi imo kasing – kasing. (Then point

at her breast)

Kung mag – binut – an ka sa ako kay ako tilapan imo bilat.

Lami kau ako oten na cge lang ko ug hikap sa ako oten.

Mayta naa ko clones para maka – iyot ko sa inyong tanan.

Gusto ko maka – iyot sa imo Bilat!’

Kahibaw ka unsao pag kuha ug 8 inch na oten? Kung

akong pilo –on ang ako oten ug ika duha.

Kahibaw ka unsa’y feeling mag – tig iyot ug duha ka lalaki

na dako ug oten?

Wow, cute shoes, iyot ta!

Hi Miss pede mangayo ug tabang sa imo. Kadyot lang.
Gipa – ak man gud ako oten ug centipede kailangan ko ug
tao na nag mo sopsop sa ako oten para mogawas and hilo.

I love your legs, maybe panganlan nako na ug work and

school kay nag – work man ka while nag school. Pede
makakita sa imo between work and school.

Hi, Miss naka bantay ko na naka bantay ka sa ako – a so

mag pahibaw lang ko na naka bantay pud ko sa imoha.

Hi, miss Magtig kayat ba ka ug lalaki na wala pa nimo na

kaila?
No? well, kung dili ehh – mag paila ko sa ako
kaulgalingon, I am Manuel.

Wow, suwerte kau imo sanina because they are always

touching your breasts.

Dili ra mo gilok imo bilat miss kung mo – lingkod ko tupad

nimo?

Gusto ko mo iyot sa imo, ug sa imo, ug sa imo, ug sa imo

pud, ug sa iya, ug sa imo….

This article was written by: Diego Manuel Ouano

Montenegro