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Valley County
Free Tree Day!
Its about that time once
again for Valley County
Free Tree Day whereas
1,100 trees will be handed
out at the Valley County
Courthouse; stay tuned for
the disbursement date!
There will be a limit of
five trees per household with
the first 100 people receiving
an Engelmann Spruce.
Theyre expensive little
buggers, says Dave Pippin.
The other trees include
Common Lilac, Golden
Currant, Chokecherry,
American Plum and
Head to Hoyt Park Saturday! Caragana.
Since Valley County
The Annual Kiwanis Clubs Easter Egg Hunt will be held on Saturday, April 15th at
Free Tree Day began, 12,500
11:00 sharp at Hoyt Park, located by the city swimming pool. Age groups are 1-3,
trees have been distributed.
4-5, and 6-8. This is also sponsored by Reynolds Market and FMDH. Have a Happy
This year will bring that total
Easter, and the Buzz will be back on Tuesday.
to 13,600!
 FREE POPCORN TUESDAY!
FREE POPCORN WITH EVERY PAID ADMISSION Random
Rants
&
Raves

My buddy received a thesaurus in the mail yesterday,

April 14 - 20 but when he opened it, all the pages were blank. He told
SHOWINGS me he had no words to describe how angry he was.
But if I was a betting man, Id hafta put my money
on that he was annoyed, bitter, enraged, exasperated,
228-9239 furious, heated, impassioned, indignant, irate,
www.polsontheatres.com irritable, irritated, offended, outraged, resentful,
4:10PM sullen, uptight, affronted, antagonized, chafed,
7:00PM choleric, convulsed, cross, displeased, exacerbated,
9:00PM ferocious, fierce, fiery, fuming, galled, hateful, hot,
90 Min. huffy, ill-tempered, incensed, inflamed, infuriated,
PG irascible, ireful, netted, piqued, provoked, raging,
some mild riled, sore, splenetic, storming, sulky, tumultous/
action and rude
humor tumultuous, turbulent, vexed, and wrathful!

I wuz reading an article that humans eat more

bananas than monkeys. I cant even remember the
last time I ate a monkey.

Cast: Mandy Patinkin, Rainn Wilson, Joe Manganiello, Demi Lovato, Danny Pudi My Ol Lady yelled at me, saying, You werent
In this fully animated, all-new take on the Smurfs, a mysterious map sets Smurfette and her best
friends Brainy, Clumsy and Hefty on an exciting and thrilling race through the Forbidden Forest even listening just now, were you?!
filled with magical creatures to find a mysterious lost village before the evil wizard Gargamel
does. Embarking on a rollercoaster journey full of action and danger, the Smurfs are on a course
I thought to myself, Man, what a weird way to
that leads to the discovery of the biggest secret in Smurf history! start a conversation.
4:00PM Anyway, she gave me a bunch of crap about me
6:50PM not listening to her, or something. I dont know, I
9:25PM wasnt really paying attention.
137 Min.

My boss pulled up in his brand new BMW this

PG-13 morning and I couldnt help but admire it.
prolonged
sequences of
Nice car, I said as he got out.
violence and
destruction,
Well, he said, noticing my admiring looks,
suggestive
content, and
Work hard, put the hours in, and Ill have an even
language better one next year.

Feeling overwhelmed?
Moving to Prairie Ridge,
The Manor or Valley View?
Cast: Charlize Theron, Helen Mirren, Vin Diesel, Dwayne Johnson, Kurt Russell, Jordana
Brewster, Michelle Rodriguez, Jason Statham, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson, Elsa Pataky, Let us help.
Chris Bridges, Scott Eastwood, Nathalie Emmanuel
With Dom and Letty married, Brian and Mia retired and the rest of the crew exonerated,
the globe-trotting team has found some semblance of a normal life. They soon face an
unexpected challenge when a mysterious woman named Cipher forces Dom to betray them
all. Now, they must unite to bring home the man who made them a family and stop her from
unleashing chaos on a grand scale.

DAILY CINEMAS: 4:00 & 4:10 PM - $6.00/PERSON Call Shawn Beard 230-1025
EASTER EGG HUNT
FRIDAY, APRIL 14
8 AM - TILL ALL ARE FOUND
EGGS HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THE STORE
Western Family
SHANK PORTION HAM ..............$.99 lb.
Western Family
BUTT PORTION HAM...............$1.39 lb.
Cure 81
SPIRAL HAMS ........................$1.99 lb.
1/2 Baby
TEAR DROP HAM ....................$3.99 lb.
Frozen
SPIRAL HAMS ........................$1.59 lb.
Cloverdale
HALF TEAR DROP HAM ...........$3.49 lb.
Stones 80% Lean 20% Fat (5 lb. Box)
GROUND BEEF PATTIES..............$12.45
Easter
April 12 - 18, 2017
Boneless Beef
NEW YOUR STRIP STEAKS .......$7.99 lb.
Fresh Alaskan
HALIBUT FILLETS..................$15.29 lb.
Western Family 12 oz.
BACON ....................................... 2/$6
Jimmy Dean 12-16 oz. Select Varieties
SAUSAGE..............................$2.99 ea.
Norbest
WHOLE TURKEYS ...................$1.49 lb.
Gortons 18.1-24.5 oz. Select Varieties
FISH .....................................$3.99 ea.
Western Family One Dozen Grade AA
LARGE EGGS ...........................$.79 ea.
BUZZIFIEDS
OPEN FOR BIDS: The VC Fair Commission accepting bids on Motor
Sports Events and Beer Garden Concessions for the 2017 fair season, until
6:00 pm, April 28th. FORMS AVAILABLE AT THE VC COMMISSIONERS
OFFICE OR CALL 785-4961
BUZZ
MARCIA MAES SALVAGE & ANTIQUES - OPENING MAY 11TH for the
Summer Season. I am wanting to buy more inventory including furniture,
lamps, clocks, linens, salvaged doors & windows, door knobs, & hardware;
also yard art like wheels, washtubs,cream cans, etc. CALL MARCIA AT
263-7567
BUZZ
FOR SALE Older Lund 18 Boat. 50 horse Johnson motor, foot control
bow mount, nice tilt lift trailer, & fish finder. $2,695. CALL 406-788-1920
BUZZ
FOR SALE: Insulated ice tent (never used) $300; Jiffy Pro propane ice
auger 9 inch less than one propane. $500; New ice saw $100; 2 new spears
(never used, $100; Ice house heater (never used) Big Buddy $150; Spear
decoys $30; 6 new jigging rods & reels $150; 4 new Jaw Jacker automatic

countdown
tip ups $165; 4 rod reels Package Deal $800. Also a 30in self propelled
Toro walk behind mower, electric start, used twice $600. CALL 230-2493
BUZZ
FOR RENT: 2 bedroom apartment. Central air, washer & dryer hook-
A cold front will move across the region later today and ups. $625 plus $400 security deposit. All utilities included. CALL 406-
Friday, bringing rain showers and windy conditions to 228-4787 BUZZ
FOR RENT: Country living close to town! Two-bedroom home with garage.
the area. Rainfall accumulations are expected to be light Open floor plan. Move-in ready. Water/sewer provided. No smoking. No
with this system, but oh, that wind! pets. Damage deposit required. (406) 367-9300 OR (651) 490-5757
Tonight: A 30 percent chance of showers, mainly after BUZZ
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with an east southeast wind 20 to 25 mph becoming + $600 deposit. CALL THE HELLAND AGENCY 406-228-2114
southwest 6 to 11 mph after midnight. Winds could gust BUZZ
as high as 34 mph. FOR RENT: Great Rentals in St. Marie at reduced price of $425 to help with
Friday: A 20 percent chance of showers before 8am. gas and driving costs. Nicely renovated units with new hot water heater and
Mostly cloudy through mid morning, then gradual furnace to help lower utility costs. Most pets accepted. FOR SALE: Single
clearing, with a high near 62. West wind 15 to 21 mph, story, 3 br, 1 bath in St. Marie. Part of the Condo, new flooring, updated
with gusts as high as 29 mph. furnace and hot water heater. Priced at $19,500 CALL 406-524-3742 FOR
MORE INFORMATION
Friday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers after
BUZZ
midnight. Increasing clouds, with a low around 36. West
HEALTH CARE PROFESSIONALS NEEDED: Valley View Home is looking
wind 10 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 26 mph.
to hire full-time CNAs & Nursing Staff, and part-time Dietary Aide. Please
Saturday: A slight chance of rain and snow showers contact Glasgow Job Service or Call 228-2461. Valley View is accepting
before 7am, then a slight chance of rain showers. Partly new residents. CALL VALLEY VIEW FOR MORE INFORMATION 228-2461
sunny, with a high near 54. West wind 11 to 21 mph, with BUZZ
gusts as high as 29 mph. Chance of precipitation is 20%. MARKLES HARDWARE is seeking motivated individuals for part-
Saturday Night: A 20 percent chance of showers before time, full-time, and small engine work. Pay DOE, benefits and health
midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 28. Northwest insurance available. PLEASE PICK UP APPLICATIONS AT MARKLES
wind 16 to 21 mph decreasing to 7 to 12 mph after HARDWARE.
midnight. Winds could gust as high as 30 mph. BUZZ
LOCAL PRESCHOOL is looking for a teacher with a Bachelors Degree
Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 50. West northwest
in Education and a Certificate in Early Childhood Education to teach two
wind 10 to 13 mph.
classes daily for children between the ages of 3 and 5. Applications should
Sunday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 30. be submitted by April 28 for initial screening of candidates. A more detailed
Monday: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 55. job description is available from the Glasgow Job Service.
BUZZ
Tuesday: A slight chance of rain and snow. Mostly
HOME CARE SERVICES is seeking part time office support. 10-15 hours
cloudy, with a high near 57.
per week. Must have computer experience. PLEASE DROP OFF OR MAIL
Wednesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 60. RESUME TO US AT: 315 KLEIN AVE IN GLASGOW. PHONE 228-4200
 Question: Why was
Good the little ink drop crying?

Friday Answer: His dear ol

Dad was in the pen and he
Services didnt know how long the
sentence would be.

The Community
en ior Citizen Center
S
is Invited Sen
Friday, April 14 FRIDAY
7:00 pm
Assembly of God
Swedish
Church Meatballs
Call for reservation by 10 AM
1220 10th St. N 228-9500

Shes a T-Rex
Trail Shredder
We didnt scribble down her
name, but she can handle
that Kawasaki quite well;
once her helmet was on she
was just one of the guys
that shredded the T-Rex Trail
at a past event. All dirt bikers
(no ATVs) are encouraged
to attend the Thompson
& Sons Appreciation Day
this Sunday, April 16th on
PRIVATELY OWNED land
located in the world famous
Hell Creek Formation to rip-
n-shed the T-Rex Trail (try
and tackle Cole Trail for the
enlightened). Go south of the
Fort Peck Spillway on Hiway
24 to mile marker 40 and
hang a left. Says Pat Dunn,
Daylight for the purists or
noon for the rest of the world,
adding, bring your happy
face! So if you show up at
noon, everyone will gather,
warm up their bikes and then
its off to T-Rex country.

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Rocky Thompson 267 & Juice Fischer 676 Karen Bergtoll 215 & Donna Borgen 624
Shyla Bergtoll 671 Mens Ind. Hdc.: Rocky Thompson 295 & 733 Womens Ind. Hdc.: Mary Honrud 225 & Diane
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Jennifer Jackson 599 Womens Ind. Hdc.:
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Team Scr.: North Forty 676 & 1929 Team Hdc.:
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Ind. Scr.: Curt Shipman 265 & 622 Mens Ind.
Hdc.: Curt Shipman 275 & 652 Womens Ind.
Scr.: Michelle Harada 184 & Linda Falkenstern
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 50% OFF Easter Items
An oldie, but goodie
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, ~ NEW ~
a great gift for the wife Picture Frames Stemware
Clocks Jewelry
Last weekend I saw something at Larrys Pistol
& Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion Great garden &
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was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little spring dcor!! Reigel & Knodel
April 15, 2017
something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across We will Close on Good Friday, Hardie & Chappell
was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer. April 14 at 3 pm August 12, 2017
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short We will Close on Saturday, Kelly & Hopstad
lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, April 15 at 2 pm September 17, 2017
Flatow & Davidson
allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...?? Robyns Nest October 24, 2017
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the Home Decor & Fine Gifts
501 1st Ave. S. 228-4646
Mann & Gundermann
November 18, 2017
device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries
in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I
was disappointed I learned, however, that if I pushed TEETH CLEANINGS
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the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the
same time, Id get the blue arc of electricity darting
back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!!
(Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that
burn spot is on the face of her microwave.)
CALL TODAY
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking 406-228-2211
to myself that it couldnt be all that bad with only two AAA
batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie
Budde Family Dentistry
looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading
the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this
thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a
fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is
such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to
my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want
some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with
my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of
my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.
The directions said that:
1. a one-second burst would shock and disorient your
assailant;
2. a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle
spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and
3. a three-second burst would purportedly make your Quality at a Fair Price

assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be
wasting the batteries.
All the while Im looking at this little device
measuring about 5 long, less than 3/4 inch in
circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA
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Taser stun gun continued from page 7 The Family of Sandy
batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, no Johnson would like to
thank all of her friends &
possible way! What happened next is almost beyond family for all of their support
description, but Ill do my best. Celebrate through this difficult time. A
Im sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her Dr. Anne special thank you to the
head cocked to one side so as to say, Dont do it stupid, Millard Bradleys Hinsdale Ambulance crew
for your caring support.
reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil
ole thing couldnt hurt all that bad... I decided to give 50th The celebration of life
was a tribute to Sandys
myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched Birthday! life & we would like to
thank the community for
the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and... at The Wood the wonderful dinner.
(Located in the Cottonwood)
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS Thanks Again.
DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!! Friday, April 14 @ 7 pm Darwin, Matt, Sonja,
Im pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side Cake Snacks Chaz, Brett, Paige,
Karaoke Jason, & Gabe
door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed
us both on the carpet, over and over and over again.
I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal
position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both
nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my
left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position,
and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing Treat of the Month
sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture
frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an Winter Hours Deep Fried
11:00-8:00
Twinkie
attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping
all over the living room. Drive Thru 11:00-8:00
Note: If you ever feel compelled to mug yourself
with a Tazer, here are some words of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when
you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until
it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing
about on the floor! A three second burst would be
considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I cant be sure, as time was a
relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what
little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape:
My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the
fireplace.
The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from
where it originally was.
My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and
my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb
to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe
came from my hair.
Im still looking for my testicles and Im offering a
significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife cant stop laughing about my experience,
loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!