reach this spot and this moment in time. Know ye, now, the ancient
history of our bells:
Long ago, buried in the depths of ages past, there was a harmonious
and mostly-sunny kingdom on which the heavens shined perpetually.
The great land of Carillofnia was the envy of all its neighbors, for it was
possessed of an admirable and benevolent ruler, and its people were
well-rested and generally friendly. The kings only daughter, a beautiful
maiden of 16 by the name of Anna Harkness, was the darling of the
populace.
When one tempestuous, thundery day the princess did not return, the
king began to worry. He summoned the Royal Pig-Keeper and Paltry
Musician to the audience chamber, for he knew that the boy (who
would grow to become the great, the eminent, the celebrated, the
outlandish Jo van Haazen Gheyn) was in love with the princess.
After 216 days of blight, the king again summoned the great Jo van
Haazen Gheyn and demanded that he get rid of the pigeons. Somehow.
Again Jo van Haazen Gheyn made an arduous trek, this time in the
opposite direction, until he found himself in the realm of the Giant
Pigeon, from whom come all pigeons on Earth.
Jo van Haazen Gheyn became obsessed with the bells in the tower and
retired from his position as Royal Pig-Keeper and Paltry musician in
order to devote more time to his new instrument. He dubbed it a
Carillon after the kingdom, and after a while, he became fairly
proficient at playing it. He has since passed into history, but his
creation lives on in the embodiment of this tower that stands above
you.
Remember this story, and keep it in your hearts. It shall serve you well
in times to come.