The sinners punished in the first circle are the Slothful. The
Slothful are those who purposefully avoided their duties to do
nothing or relax. They are forced to constantly run around a track,
and the more a sinner was slothful, the faster they must run.
Because they spent their lives lazily laying around, the slothful are
forced to run forever, never resting or slowing down. The sinner in
this circle is Michael Scott. Michael Scott spent his life relaxing and
doing nothing, and it only hurt himself and his friends.
Circle 2: The Arrogant
Circle two contains The Arrogant. The Arrogant are those who
had excessive pride or confidence in themselves or their abilities. In
the second circle, they must suffer through the opposite of their
arrogance on Earth. The Arrogant must suffer through a state of
severe depression for eternity, where they feel awful about
everything, especially themselves, to the point where they are
consumed with self hatred and loathing. The sinner in this circle is
John Krasinski. In life, Donald Trump was arrogant and selfish. He
believed he was better than everyone else.
Circe 3: The Substance Abusers/Addicts
The sinners in the fourth circle are the Wasters. The Wasters
are those who destroy or use excessive amounts of objects or
resources that could be rightfully used by others. In circle four, the
wasters have nothing. They must suffer in a torrent of freezing rain
and snow without clothes, shelter, food, or water. They must
constantly suffer through the pains of dehydration and starvation as
they lack food and water. The sinner in this circle is Robert Downey
Jr. Robert Downey Jr. spent his life living lavishly, wasting many
valuable resources that others needed to survive.
Circle 5: The Thieves
The sinners in the fifth circle are the Thieves. The Thieves
are those who steal the property of others. The Thieves are
punished by having their limbs ripped off by demons. Their limbs
then grow back, and their limbs are ripped off again for eternity.
Just as in life, the Thieves took from others, their limbs are taken
from them, and they can no longer do anything. The sinner in this
circle is Kevin Hart. In life, Kevin Hart stole money from many of his
friends and family.
Circle 6: The Falsifiers
The sinners in circle seven pitch one are the Lustful. The
Lustful are those who look upon others with sexual desire. Their
punishment is to be blind for eternity. Because they looked at
others with sexual desire, they cannot see anything in Hell. The
sinner in this circle is Grant Gustin. Grant Gustin lusted over many
women, wishing to have sex with them.
Circle 7 Pitch 2: The Masturbators
The sinners in circle seven pitch ten are the Rapists. The
Rapists are those who sexually force themselves onto another
person. They are punished by being are crippled with many of the
worst diseases imaginable. They are swollen, covered in sores, and
their bodies are racked with pain. Because Rapists can spread HIV
and are like diseases to society, they are forced to spend eternity in
Hell crippled by various diseases. The sinner in this circle is Bill
Cosby. Bill Cosby drugged and raped many women.
Circle 8: The Murderers
The sinners in circle nine ring one are the Heretics. The
Heretics are those who give false teachings within the Church. They
are force fed a parasite. The parasite slowly and painfully destroys
the body of the Heretic. When their body is fully destroyed, it
heals, and the process starts again. Just as they attempted to
destroy the Church from within with false teachings, the Heretics
are destroyed from within by parasites. The sinner in this circle is
Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise spread many false teachings within the
Church.
Circle 9 Ring 2: The Schismatics
The sinners in circle nine ring two are the Schismatics. The
Scismatics are those who broke away from the Church to create new
religions. They are punished by suffering through the medieval
Spanish Donkey. They are forced to straddle a wooden wedge, and
weights are added to their feet until the wedge rips through their
body, cutting them in half. After they are torn in half, the sinners
heal and must undergo the punishment again for eternity. Just as
the Schismatics tore the Church apart, they are torn apart for
eternity. The sinner in this circle is Martin Luther. Martin Luther
broke away from the Church to create Lutheranism.
Circle 9 Ring 3: Blasphemers
The circles were ordered from the sins that come most naturally to
humans, to the least natural, and the sins that offend God the most. The
Slothful and Arrogant begin Hell because they are the most natural and
easiest sins to fall to. The Addicts are next because one terrible decision
can be made, and they can become addicted. The rest of the sins follow
what is most natural to humans. The sins also follow what offends God the
most, with Sins Against Sexuality in the seventh circle because human
sexuality is sacred. Murder then offends God next above Sins Against
Sexuality because murder is killing the people created in Gods image and
likeness. Sins against God are last because they offend Him the most,
either attacking the Church or claiming to be God.