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Volume 16, Issue 395 • July 16–29, 2010
Editorial
Editor Emeritus Ethan Boatner 612-436-4670
Editorial Director Sede Vacante 612-436-4671
Editorial Intern Justin Reis 612-436-4670
Editorial Associate George Holdgrafer 612-436-4672
Podmaster Bradley Traynor 612-436-4669
Contributors Kolina Cicero, Meryl Cohn, Carla Continenza,
Julie Dafydd, Heidi Fellner, Terrance Griep, Ed Huyck,
Steve Lenius, Casey Merkwan, Jennifer Parello, Todd Park,
Amber Schadewald, Elizabeth Stiras, John Townsend, Carla
Waldemar
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Administration
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Chief Financial Officer Carolyn Lima 612-436-4664
Administrative Assistant Austin Lindstrom 612-436-4661
Founders George Holdgrafer, Stephen Rocheford
Inspiration Steven W. Anderson (1954-1994), Timothy J. Lee
(1968-2002), Russell Berg (1957-2005), Kathryn Rocheford
(1914-2006), Jonathan Halverson (1974-2010)
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Community Dialogue > A Word in Edgewise [ by E.B. Boatner ]
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Lavender Magazine received more letters sexual activity damns them to an of the National Gay & Lesbian
eternity of hellfire and damna- Journalists Association, of which
than anytime previously in our 15-year-his- tion. The 1973 declassification I am not a member, clearly, his
tory regarding the cover features in our June of homosexuality as a mental careerist club members have
18 issue by John Townsend entitled “Antigay illness is fully rejected. Strickler ignored this situation—be a
mistakenly describes the group journalist first, a gay second.
Lutheran Pastor Protests Too Much” and as a “therapy group.” In the In “Respect the Range of
“Courage, AKA Faith in Action: An Inside weeks I was there, I encoun- Sexual Support,” evangelical
Look at Catholic Gay Chastity Group.” The tered no therapist. Messiah College Professor
Faith in Action, whose Jenell Williams Paris speculates
following is a fair and representative sam- Catholic sponsors are tax- that Brock “may have actually
pling reflecting varied opinions. exempt, harbored Brock for been practicing for the search
some time, in full knowledge of of self-mastery he preached” in
his demagogic video series, and the Courage sessions I attended
Chastity Group,” that is on the
the two decades he spewed his right alongside him. But I think
very next page labeled as “Cover
homophobic and sexist vitriol not. As my Courage article
Feature,” and online directly
on KKMS AM, which had been relates, this group actually
below the cover image.
defiantly rebroadcasting his an- inculcates—hence, reinforces—
That article is filled with
tigay remarks right up to almost a sexual fixation on male beauty
other observations, including
two weeks after my articles hit. with outright stated political
a stunningly cruel comment
Brock’s bully pulpit has positions against gay activism
by Father Jim Livingston,
assaulted gays and lesbians and gay-based spiritual endeav-
who runs Faith in Action, and and heterosexual reproductive ors. Paris peddles with chilling
inducts members through rights advocates for years. For nonchalance so-called “repara-
his chaplain’s office at North some time, I had been fielding tive therapies” (again, Courage
Memorial Hospital. What racial tips about psychological abuse is not a therapy group). Paris’s
minority would ever sanction in the St. Charles Borromeo crude analogy of Brock as a cat
what I observed and heard in group, including a participant that stinks boorishly trivializes
that group if the same was said who said he felt tempted to how he, a man in society, has
about them? commit suicide. One victim systematically perpetrated his
Townsend Responds to Critics That article also fingers two took his complaint to various hysterics for years.
priests and a woman director for local media, and was summarily Recently, as MSNBC’s Rachel
Lavender Magazine received the Archdiocese of Minneapolis rejected each time. So, for me, Maddow has reported, Ameri-
a copy of the following letter to the and St. Paul. Strickler’s cherry- it was clear that becoming an can evangelicals, some of them
Minneapolis Star Tribune: picking of one article over the embedded whistleblower was so called “ex-gays,” paved the
other has meant Lavender’s total the only option left. That way, I way for a Ugandan law to make
Two recent Star Tribune ar- Courage coverage has been could more accurately verify the homosexuality punishable by
ticles—“Cries of ‘hypocrite’ for distorted all the way up to Eliza- truth than to write about it from death. Recently, the Texas GOP
pastor, report,” by Jeff Strickler, beth Jensen’s New York Times the outside. To my mind, quite platform has called for recrimi-
June 24, and “Respect the range online piece, as well as a rabid reasonable suspicion of real dan- nalization of sodomy laws and
of sexual support,” by Jenell written attack on my integrity ger trumped confidentiality. making gay marriage a felony.
Williams Paris, June 25—have by an angry pack of pastors. Brock’s antigay KKMS As for those who would use
distorted my infiltration of Strickler and Paris never con- exhortations have wailed on for my articles as a pretext to slam
a local Catholic gay chastity tacted me for a comment before years, so I was puzzled in Strick- investigative reporting, I suggest
group by reacting to only one submitting their articles. I did, ler’s piece where University of Amy Goodman’s recent John
of my two actual cover articles however, contact Livingston and Minnesota Silha Professor of Pilger interview on that subject.
in Lavender Magazine, June 18. Brock for mine. Ethics and Law Jane Kirtley Recall Thomas Jefferson:
The writers read the piece on Get this straight: Homo- tried to discredit my methods, “The only security at all is a
my observations of Lutheran sexuality and lesbianism are seemingly oblivious to the se- free press. The force of public
Pastor Tom Brock in that group not addictions, nor are they rial, long-term breach of media opinion cannot be resisted when
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in my article “Antigay Lutheran illnesses. Faith In Action partici- ethics in her own metro area— permitted freely to be expressed.
Pastor Protests Too Much,” but pants are required to refer to that being KKMS. Kirtley never The agitation it produces must
did not address the other article, their same-sex attraction as a contacted me, either. be submitted to. It is necessary,
“Courage, AKA Faith in Action: “disorder.” They are made to As for hand-wringing by to keep the waters pure.”
An Inside Look at Catholic Gay believe that unrepentant homo- Michael R. Triplett, overseer JOHN TOWNSEND
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Double Standard tigation? Would anyone claim displayed. Out him, and let him suffer the
Lavender deserves praise for a “support group” he attended, The Reverend Tom Brock wrath. Keep up the good inves-
its cover story outing the Rever- complete with tips for avoiding has misused God’s house, and tigating, and keep outing these
end Tom Brock, the self-hating loud Jews, and keeping one’s has behaved as a hypocrite. jerks until they are all exposed
preacher-broadcaster who skin creamy white, is a legiti- Brock has consistently used his to the light of the sun.
worked tirelessly to demonize mate form of therapy worthy position...his pulpit...his power ANDREW J. TERRANOVA
his fellow gay men, and to keep of full confidentiality for all and influence to denigrate and
gay kids locked in a closet of participants, even a prominent demonize the gay community. Courage Is Shame Group
shame that frequently leads to public figure leading the fight He has encouraged discrimina- This supposed 12-Step
suicide. The criticism the maga- against racial and religious tion and the denial of human program was nothing more than
zine has received from some equality? rights to individuals who are another “pray-the-gay-away,”
journalists, including several Please explain to me how GLBT. And after all this, he self-denial, shame therapy
in the GLBT community, is Brock’s preaching about gays actively engages in the very group, this time sponsored by
a good example of the double and lesbians and his “support behavior he demonizes. the Catholic Church, and if
standard gays and lesbians face group” are any different? If To those who are disappoint- that doesn’t turn your stomach,
in our battle for equality. you think gay men and women ed by the Lavender Magazine I can’t imagine what would.
Jean Kirtley, a media deserve less dignity and respect reporting on Reverend Brock, Oh, maybe a Baptist-supported
ethicist at the University than Jews and African-Ameri- I would pose the following group. This is not sacred,
of Minnesota, and Michael cans, then your criticism of Lav- question: How would you feel and has absolutely nothing in
Triplett, a board member of ender makes sense. Otherwise, about a member of the Min- common with true self-help
the National Lesbian & Gay it’s unjustified hogwash. nesota Senate, in a leadership programs, but I’m sure some
Journalist Association, said the KEN DARLING position, who votes consistently would like to instill fear that it
story wasn’t important enough against reproductive rights for will prevent untold thousands
for reporter John Townsend Courage Is Not 12-Step women, who delivers hostile from getting help now. Bull.
to attend Brock’s “support Program messages on the Senate floor Most people will forget about
group,” and then break the I just wanted you to know against reproductive rights, who this sordid pastor and the con-
rules of confidentiality essential how absolutely proud I am of campaigns on a strong platform troversy in a week.
to its therapeutic mission. In your article in which you outed of prolife, but who secretly op- Outing antigay hypocrites
their minds, Brock is simply a Reverend Brock. I fully support erates a clinic that provides legal like Brock will always have its
political opponent of the gay Lavender, and will walk side by abortions. Should this person be detractors. Well, they need to
community, and the belief of side with the entire staff. Any- held accountable? get over it. If this man were a
some right-wing Christians that one who disagrees is certainly Reverend Brock’s very be- proselytizing anti-Semite, but
homosexuality is a treatable ill- free to express that disagree- havior invited this investigation. secretly a Jew himself, how
ness is a valid viewpoint worthy ment, but I will continue to His hypocrisy deserves to be many defenders would he have
of serious public discourse. This argue on what I know to be noted—and exposed. Interest- then? Somehow, man-on-man
argument shows, once again, the true, and that is, Courage/Faith ingly, the article in Lavender sex is considered so private and
double standard that applies to in Action (FIA) is not a 12-Step Magazine does not blatantly personal that we should never,
gay Americans—and only gay program. Brock was outed and identify Reverend Brock as a ever discuss the possibilities that
Americans—as we challenge should have been for spewing gay. The article presents evi- men like Brock would actually
the hate and ignorance that his hatred, and others like him dence, observations, and quotes do it. If it were he and another
torments gay kids, and main- need to be on notice that we, that allow the reader to draw woman, it would be fair play
tains our status as second-class as a community, will not sit on their own logical conclusions. to talk about it ad nauseam. It’s
citizens. the sidelines, and allow them As a self respecting gay man, always open season for titillating
Imagine if Brock were a to continue their hate. “Evil I applaud Lavender Magazine, discussion of someone’s straight
light-skinned African-American prevails when good men do its editor and staff, for holding sex peccadilloes. Just look at all
who claimed to be white, nothing.” I believe that certainly Reverend Brock accountable, the gossip rags at the grocery
and preached to a large radio applies here. Keep up the good and exposing his hypocrisy. store checkouts.
audience that people of color work, Lavender! Kudos for a job well done. Brock, through his own
were the children of Satan, STEPHEN GRISHAM DAVID HANCOX antigay preaching, has done ir-
and should not be allowed to refutable harm to many GLBT
breed with the Godly white Brock Behaved as Hypocrite Fight Fire with Fire persons struggling with their
race. Imagine if he secretly had Matthew 21:12 tells us the Yes, it is unethical to out a own identity and coming out.
Jewish parents, but made You story of Jesus turning over the person in a 12-Step program. The reporter’s ethics are not at
Tube videos seen by thousands tables of vendors, and throwing But since when is homosexuality all what I question here, but the
demanding that Jews convert to the moneylenders out of the an addiction? I am thrilled you good pastor’s principles. What
Christianity, or be denied full temple. Even as a young child, outed this hypocritical monster. the reporter, John Townsend,
citizenship. when I heard that story for the I’m sick of our side always being did was legal, ethical, and a
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Would outing this man first time, I understood the the pushovers, the good guys, great service to our community,
for his racial and religious Jesus was angry because of the the apologists, the ones who and in my mind, indirectly an
self-hatred and hypocrisy be misuse of God’s house, and the do what Jesus tells us to do and eye-opener to those individu-
considered important enough hypocrisy that the behavior of turn the other cheek—constant- als who are being fooled by the
to warrant an undercover inves- the vendors and moneylenders ly. Fight fire with fire, I say. Catholic program, Courage,
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into believing that they can sup- your own way, live for yourself, What is especially unethical VERSITY BAPTIST CHURCH,
press their true being. and be destroyed (the broad on the part of Lavender Maga- MINNEAPOLIS
Thank you, Lavender gate). Most people will not zine was to “out” Pastor Brock, THE REV. STEVEN L.
Magazine, John Townsend, and be saved. I didn’t make up the based on having someone attend ROBERTSON, HOSPICE CHAPLAIN,
Stephen Rocheford. And thank rules. God did. He deserves a confidential meeting under MEMBER, ST. PAUL-REFORMATION
you to others like Michelangelo to. He is the reason why we’re false pretenses, a meeting where LUTHERAN CHURCH, ELCA
Signorile and Mike Rogers for here! participants would expect to be THE REV. DR. JENNY MASON,
exposing self-loathing, antigay Pastor Tom Brock, I believe, safe in discussing their lives. MEMBER, GRACE UNIVERSITY
politicians and ministers. is saved. He does not fear you. We call on Lavender LUTHERAN CHURCH, MINNEAPOLIS
DAVID NAUGLE He fears God. What personal Magazine and John Townsend THE REV. LOWELL ERDHAL,
struggles he is faced with is not to issue an apology for their BISHOP EMERITUS, ST. PAUL AREA
Brock Profited from Greed anyone’s business. That’s be- journalistically unethical action, SYNOD, ELCA
for Notoriety tween him and God. I support so that GLBT persons can feel THE REV. JAYNE THOMPSON,
Thank you, John Townsend Pastor Tom. He is a Bible-be- safe in working through their LUTHERAN CAMPUS MINISTRY, ST.
and the editorial decision- lieving Christian, and one of my personal lives in a way which is CLOUD
makers at Lavender, for exposing personal heroes. He vocalizes best for themselves, their fami- ART STOBERL, DIGNITY
Pastor Brock’s double-dipping, the Bible, so your argument is lies, and friends. [CATHOLIC GROUP], TWIN CITIES
and his self-hating hypocrisy. not with Pastor Tom Brock, it’s We wish Pastor Brock God’s THE REV. LAURIE A. EATON,
The recent outing of Brock, with God’s word. blessing, as he works through PASTOR, OUR SAVIOUR’S
with information taken at a “re- MATTHEW CREWS this difficult time in his life. LUTHERAN CHURCH, MINNEAPOLIS
covering homosexual” meeting, We hope that he will come to a THE REV. JAY CARLSON, HOLY
serves the gay movement well. Wish Pastor Brock God’s more welcoming, Gospel-based TRINITY LUTHERAN CHURCH,
Brock was profiting by attacking Blessing understanding of God’s love MINNEAPOLIS
gays and lesbians. It advanced Open Letter to Lavender for himself and for all GLBT THE REV. MELISSA POHLMAN,
him in his career, and possibly Magazine: people. PASTOR, CHRIST ENGLISH
damaged countless gays trying For many years we have LUTHERAN CHURCH, MINNEAPOLIS
to reconcile with their churches. been saddened and frustrated Note: In several of the following THE REV. DREW FLATHMAN,
The ignorant and hateful mes- by the public comments of signatories, ELCA is an acronym PASTOR, LAKE NOKOMIS
sage this pastor preached was Lutheran Pastor Tom Brock for Evangelical Lutheran Church LUTHERAN CHURCH, MINNEAPOLIS
repeated worldwide. I believe regarding his stridently nega- in America. WILLIAM RANDALL BEARD,
Brock’s greed for notoriety and tive opinions regarding GLBT THE REV. ANITA C. HILL, CO- CO-CHAIR, WINGSPAN MINISTRY OF
his career in the media light people. His comments have PASTOR, ST. PAUL-REFORMATION ST. PAUL-REFORMATION LUTHERAN
are the exceptional criteria for been based on his interpretation LUTHERAN CHURCH, ELCA, ST. PAUL CHURCH, ELCA
a legitimate outing by your of certain verses in the Bible, THE REV. KEITH OLSTAD, CO- THE REV. JAMES ERLANDSON,
magazine. and his belief that the church PASTOR, ST. PAUL-REFORMATION PASTOR, LUTHERAN CHURCH OF
Keep up the good work, must not allow gay and lesbian LUTHERAN CHURCH THE REDEEMER, ST. PAUL
Lavender. I look forward to persons to be ordained pastors. THE REV. PAUL A. TIDEMANN,
future activist-journalism. You Brock’s public condemnation MEMBER, GLORIA DEI LUTHERAN Nothing Ethical About
have served notice: “We’re not has been hurtful to many. CHURCH, ELCA, ST. PAUL Courage
going to take it anymore.” Nevertheless, we are also THE REV. JEFF SARTAIN, I just read the story in The
DEAN AMUNDSON frustrated that Lavender Maga- PASTOR, PLYMOUTH CONGREGA- New York Times concerning your
zine has released an article, “An- TIONAL CHURCH, MINNEAPOLIS article about the antigay pastor
God Will Get You, tigay Lutheran Pastor Protests THE REV. ERIK STRAND, PASTOR, and “Courage.” I just want to
Townsend Too Much,” by John Townsend, EDINA COMMUNITY LUTHERAN say: “Hooray For You!” and
To the author of this article, in which he outs Pastor Brock. CHURCH, ELCA, EDINA keep up the good work.
John Townsend: The magazine sent Townsend, THE REV. PAM FICKENSCHER, There is absolutely noth-
God created you into exis- undercover, to a confidential PASTOR, EDINA COMMUNITY ing ethical about the work of
tence. God is the reason why meeting of Courage, a Ro- LUTHERAN CHURCH, EDINA groups such as “Courage.”
you’re here. He wants you to man Catholic organization, THE REV. REBECCA VOELKEL, These groups continue and abet
know Him. He wants you to be an apostolate of the Roman MEMBER, LYNDALE UNITED the vilification of the GLBT
his child, to live for Him, and to Catholic Church, ministering to CHURCH OF CHRIST, MINNEAPOLIS community by continuing to
bring him Glory. He wants you those with same-sex attractions EMILY EASTWOOD, EXECUTIVE spread their false messages that
to follow his Word, the Bible. and their loved ones. Courage DIRECTOR, LUTHERANS homosexuality is a “chosen
Jesus Christ died on the meetings are understood to be CONCERNED/NORTH AMERICA lifestyle,” or a disease that needs
cross for you. He did it so the confidential meetings. THE REV. ELIZABETH to be “cured.”
wrath of God would not be We believe that outing MACAULAY, RICHFIELD UNITED It seems to me that your
poured out on you when you someone in this manner is METHODIST CHURCH, MINNEAPOLIS publication is the exact opposite
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die. Jesus lives! He rose again, unethical and abhorrent. We THE REV. DR. ANITA L. of unethical. After all, isn’t it
and has victory over death. certainly believe that GLBT BRADSHAW, MEMBER, MAYFLOWER unethical of other publica-
He is your Redeemer. It’s your persons will be spiritually and UNITED CHURCH OF CHRIST, tions and journalists to ignore
choice: to follow Jesus, and be physically healthier if they can MINNEAPOLIS the antics of these people and
saved (the narrow gate); or go come out of the closet. THE REV. DOUG DONLEY, UNI- the groups they support?
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Especially since they don’t often journalism, so I’m pretty com- ity and anonymity of that group and low-income persons from
hesitate to reprint the garbage fortable in my comments that and one of its members, is not discrimination and violation of
these groups and self-hating ho- this was way out of line on a only unacceptable, it is danger- their rights. I have known John
mophobes spew, without doing whole lot of levels. ous for all people who attend Townsend for about 20 years,
any investigating of the people People wrestle with all sorts such groups in hopes of building and have always respected him,
spewing. of things in therapies…and if recovery. his thinking, and his work as a
Thank you for speaking out thoughts alone are your criteria, Does opening this door journalist and artist.
for all of us. then we are into an ethical mean it is now justifiable for The recent articles by
CRAIG NOVAK ballgame that no one can win someone from any publication Townsend in Lavender exposing
in. As a priest-psychoanalyst or media outlet to do the same allegedly 12-Step-type healing
Brock Is Dangerous friend of mine said years ago: in any 12-Step group? Does this environments for homosexuals
In my opinion, a person in “If murderous thoughts were mean that anyone can report immediately made me recollect,
power—be it political or reli- actionable, the streets would be on attendance and the content and relate Townsend’s work to
gious—relinquishes their right littered with corpses. It’s why we of discussions by any so-called the recent series of programs
to personal privacy. A person distinguish between impulses, public figure in any 12-Step done by Rachael Maddow of
who has influence over others thoughts, and actions.” meeting? And who determines MSNBC a few months ago. In
via their public agenda should For you guys to decide that who is a public figure or what these programs, she exposed
be expected to live up to that in Catholic therapy doesn’t count, content might be newsworthy? similar behaviors and creed
their private life as well. This because you disagree with its I can imagine the kind of on a national level regarding
man has been living hypocrisy premise, is so presumptuous as chilling effect such action will alleged gay healing groups and
in its truest form, and he’s been to be ludicrous. It’s the church’s have on open and honest discus- literature as the foundation for
guiding others to live a hateful “seal of the confessional” from sion, disclosure which is at the agitation in Uganda to make
life along with him. which virtually all over “profes- core of recovery from addic- homosexuality a capital offense
People should not hold out- sional confidentiality” laws have tion and compulsive behaviors. there. The massive efforts
ing this man against the journal- in fact evolved from. Back off. With this kind of permission to worked in Uganda, and the law
ist. I think it was something Journalistically, this is a violate the tenets of anonymity, has been changed there to make
that had to be done. Especially throwback to the worst of and justify “spying” on groups homosexuality punishable by
people who pervert religious Hearst “yellow journalism.” and their members, how can death. I did not take notes on
love into hate, and everything Folks of all sorts of ideological someone trust in the 12-Step her programs, so do not have all
that is a weakness for him he positions have tried over the process? the names, places, facts, and fig-
equates as demonic. This man years to claim that their posi- The fact that the LG- ures. However, I am sure Mad-
needs help, in a psychological tion’s truth trumps all others… BTQ population suffers from dow would be happy to offer
way. There’s just so much hate and so, if they violate someone substance abuse, addictions, this to anyone who wants more
there. else’s rights…well, what the and mental health problems at facts and figures. Her analysis
This reporter just did the heck, “our cause is the only a higher level than the general essentially, from what I could
most humanitarian thing possi- thing to measure by.” Senator population means that tools for glean, was that these American
ble in outing this man. I believe Joe McCarthy would’ve loved recovery are vital to our health gay healing groups had a sinister
he’s dangerous, and should not you guys on this. and well-being. I am dismayed undercurrent and agenda that
be in a position of influence. Bottom line: Get some per- that a publication that ostensi- had nothing to do with healing
BETH LAMPING spective. Hypocrisy is a much bly serves the LGBTQ market gays, only with eliminating their
overrated vice, but you guys are can be so blind to the potential civil and legal rights.
Comedian Offers Brock doing a nice job of it with this consequences of its journalistic If, hypothetically, a disability
Limerick piece yourselves. practices. organization were putting a
A Lutheran pastor named LEONARD FREEMAN Lavender Magazine has public face forward that they
Brock, opened a door that it should were promoting rights and
Preached hatred and lies to 12-Step Process Needs quickly slam shut by admitting healing for the disabled, but in
his flock. Anonymity that it was in error, and apolo- reality were covertly inciting
But now, he’s left pouting I believe that John Townsend gizing to Reverend Brock for undermining such rights, and
Because of his outing; and Lavender Magazine owe an its methods. Hopefully, this can even enabling laws criminalizing
Apparently, Brock likes the immediate and sincere apol- contain the damage by prevent- and abusing disabled persons,
c--k. ogy to Reverend Brock. There ing more unethical behavior on wouldn’t that be grounds for all
DREW JANSEN is no amount of vitriol that the part of other journalists in types of undercover investiga-
Brock spreads, even over radio search of a story. tion, inclusive but not limited
Joe McCarthy Would Have airwaves, that warrants the type KATE LEHMANN to journalistic investigation? I
Loved Lavender of unethical journalistic practice think it would, and confiden-
I am deeply disappointed in engaged in by the reporter and Gay and Disability Discrim- tiality would not be a shield to
this article…way over the line sanctioned by this publication. ination Are Akin enable what is essentially a hate
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ethically. I am an Episcopal To go “undercover” and attend I am a disability advocate, crime, I believe, from going
priest, have an out-of-the-closet a 12-Step meeting usually only and founder of Diabetics/ undetected, and known for its
partnered son, worked in church open to those struggling with Disabled Anonymous, an true substance.
communications for over 20 that particular addiction, and organization that seeks to While the disabled com-
years, with doctoral work in then to break the confidential- protect the disabled, seniors munity and other similar
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minorities are not the gay fraudulent, and downright ne- well as in. If Tom Brock hadn’t that step, he is actively harming
community per se, the peren- farious ex-gay organizations and spewed outrageous and deadly gay people’s right to love, safety,
nial hatred, discrimination, and “ministries” (and frankly, all of remarks at every opportunity, nondiscrimination, and the
attempts to create new legal Christianity) for the sham that he wouldn’t have had anyone pursuit of happiness. He wants
systems that allow the worst in they are. What your reporter expose his homophobic self- gays’ authentic-integral-self
human nature are virtually iden- did was a public service, and hatred in the media. What’s destroyed, and replaced with a
tical, and come from the same I laud him for having had the really pathetic is that Tom is self-loathing false-self. Misery
place in the human heart—or courage to do so. undoubtedly relishing all the indeed loves company.
perhaps heartlessness is a better ROLAND ST. GEORGE press he’s getting. While he It is the responsibility of
choice of words. loves the limelight, it doesn’t every healthy gay person to out
This is never harmless, and Courage Is Sham 12-Step suit his complexion. self-loathing homosexuals who
never a one-of-a-kind thing. Group LYN CARLSON are campaigning and influencing
There is a relentless escalation There is no such thing as a others against their very lives.
in such conduct that unfortu- “12-Step program to cure one’s Ends Do Not Justify Means Lavender did Tom Brock a
nately is intrinsic to the prejudice homosexuality.” No scientific I find Brock’s hypocrisy and favor. He can now take pause,
itself, and even with safeguards group of professionals would lack of compassion to be in and do an honest inventory of
in place, this type of prejudice sanction such a thing. To even excusable. However, I am deeply his life.
reemerges all too readily. label a group as such is an insult. disturbed by John Townsend’s “To thine own self be true.”
REVEREND MARYJANE DUCHENE God, if you believe in him/her, breach of commonly accepted PAUL ANTHONY
made us either gay, straight, journalistic ethics to get this
Survived Harmful Ex-Gay bi, or transgender. It is natural. story. Attending a gathering at War for Gay Rights
Experience It is akin to creating a 12-Step which participants are granted, Gay people who are in a po-
I recently read an article that program for those left-handed. by the very ground rules of the sition of authority, yet demean
discussed the ethics behind the So, to all of you who are meeting, confidentiality; not gays, should be outed by any
reporting on this article. crying foul because the author identifying himself as a reporter; means possible. This is a war for
As a survivor of Christian- broke the confidentiality of a and then disclosing what was gay rights.
based, ex-gay deprogramming 12-Step program: Get real. This said by Brock in a published ROBERT H. MILLER
over a period of about 12 years, so-called 12-Step program is a story is irresponsible. Lavender
I would like to speak up, and tell sham. It is bogus. It is designed Magazine is equally culpable for “Queen” Gets Taste of
you that I don’t find any part to create and maintain self-ha- publishing this story that con- Power
of the reporting or the tactic tred. It is sanctioned by no one tains ill-gotten gains. I am not It’s the same old story. Some
unethical at all. except homophobic faiths. categorically against “outing,” “queen” gets a taste of power,
I don’t use the term “survi- BRENT ODDEN but in this case, the ends do not and wants to run everyone’s life!
vor” lightly, either. Going back justify the means. CHET LINDSAY
into the closet walls enclosed CHRISTOPHER BARGERON
by self-loathing, disdain for Needed To Silence Brock Letters are subject to editing for
grammar, punctuation, space, and
one’s true self was harmful and Well done! My heart goes No Reason To Be Proud libel. They should be no more
destructive, and sent me into a out for Brock, who is clearly I think it is reprehensible than 300 words. Letters must
spiral of deep depression that afflicted by mental and spiritual what you did here. I don’t care include name, address, and phone
nearly caused my death. illness. But for the damage he how you characterize the group, number. Unsigned letters will not
be published. Priority will be given
Narcotics Anonymous and Al- afflicts on others, this is a I have to believe there was an to letters that refer to material
coholics Anonymous and groups needed step to silence, or at expectancy of confidentiality. previously published in Lavender
like them are based on sound least curb, Brock’s voice. I hope You have no reason to be proud Magazine. Submit letters to Lav-
principles rooted in widely ac- and pray that Brock take this of yourself or what you have ender Magazine, Letters to the Edi-
tor, 3715 Chicago Avenue South,
cepted psychology...and endorsed as a moment to move closer to done. Minneapolis, MN 55407; or e-mail
by most (if not all) psychology Christ in coming to terms with MARY HASSLER <editor@lavendermagazine.com>.
professionals as being helpful to how God made him. I hope this
the recovering addict. will assist nonheterosexuals in Brock Violates Eighth Step
In contrast, the “ex-gay” healing and empowerment. Brock declared war on gays!
movement is eschewed by most God bless you, John Are we supposed to let him
members of the mental health/ Townsend! Keep up the great annihilate us, because he hides Saloon Bans Lavender
helping professionals as being work! behind religion?
harmful to the participants. RYAN D. BIRKMAN This is a sham of a 12-Step Subsequent to publication of
Ex-gay programs are rooted in program. Those programs are the June 18 Lavender with
the cover feature on Reverend
condemnation and guilt, and Brock Loves the Limelight designed to deal with addic-
Tom Brock, when a Lavender
promote a very unhealthy de- Having known Tom Brock tions and illnesses. Being gay is distribution person attempted
tachment from one’s self that can since 1982, this doesn’t surprise neither.
July 16-29, 2010
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Passing |
[ Jonathan Halverson ]
1974-2010
J
onathan James Halverson, 36, of
Bloomington, passed away unex-
pectedly on June 29 at University
of Minnesota Fairview Hospital in Min-
neapolis. He was born May 15, 1974, in
Paynesville, Minnesota.
Since 2007, Halverson had been an
Advertising Account Executive with Lav-
ender Magazine, where he worked with a
number of clients, earning their respect
and friendship.
Given Halverson’s winning personality,
not surprisingly, one of his favorite pastimes
was doing stand-up comedy at hotels.
Halverson leaves behind his Grandma,
Katherine Halverson; his friend/partner,
Bill Hart; his Lavender family; his loving
pets, Abby and Phoebe; and many more
family and friends. His mother, Doris
Halverson, preceded him in death.
A memorial service took place on July
10 at Lakewood Memorial Chapel in
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Memorials in Halverson’s memory
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> Cover Feature
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> Cover Feature
all played many different parts. After that, didn’t have a script the first time when he She’s great. She’s wonderful. We’re
it went to Philadelphia Theater with cast showed up. Moises likes to do a lot of im- good buddies. Great humility as an actor.
changes, and by the time it got to New provising, so you kind of write the script as Such respect for the process and the people
York, Terrence and I were the only two that a cast with him—literally, everything you she works with. And fun! She’s fun to be
were constants. [Laughs] We had a differ- say. By the second time we did it at La Jolla, around.
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Wicked
for various reasons. I suppose technically That’s central to how Nessa sees her- Aug. 11-Sept. 19
they could have done something to make self. Does that disability have something Orpheum Theatre
her have arms, but I think it would have just to do with her possessiveness of Bock? 910 Hennepin Ave., Mpls.
(800) 859-SHOW (7469)
been really limiting to the actor. Maybe in There are a couple of things I think it’s <www.HennepinTheatreTrust.org>
a movie they could do it. It’s already hard also important to note—and I hope I’m not
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> Pets
Project, a local nonprofit that ickle notes, “The critter room is
assists owners struggling keep the area of our facility where we
their pets by providing pet food, can board 15 small animals: birds,
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basic supplies, connections to rabbits, guinea pigs, etc. It is tem-
veterinary care, and informa- perature-controlled, so that we
tion on pet-friendly housing. can provide additional warmth
Many businesses are support- and plenty of natural sunlight.”
RESOURCES
ing the effort by collecting un- Hinickle adds, “We’ll accept
opened bags (aiming for 5,000 any companion pet, as long as
pounds) of pet food slated for our staff have the expertise to
area food shelves. Participants care for it—even Phaedron, a
HELP
can “shop for a cause” at several Monitor lizard. These animals
businesses, with funds going to take some extra and differ-
The Pet Project for veterinary ent types of care, but we have
bills, or they can drop off un- a knowledgeable staff, and are
METRO
opened food July 19-August 1. able to accept these pets, too.”
Pet adoptions will be avail- Problem: your pup’s hyper-
able at Frattallone’s Ace Hard- active.
ware, 1676 Grand Avenue, St. Solution: doggy day care.
PET
Paul. Rescue groups will offer Hinickle explains, “We offer
information about adoption this activity seven days a week, or
and fostering. as an added activity to a board-
Hendrickson adds, “We also ing stay. Dogs have access to a
OWNERS
have a new Pet Picks Contest 4,000-square-feet outside area
presented by Minneapolis Picks, covered in an artificial K9 grass,
where owners can enter a photo with pools and water spritzers.”
of their pet to become the Paws Sweltering in Atlanta, you’ll
on Grand 2011 Poster Pet.” envy Beauregard.
Profits from Now Boarding
For more information, visit support any and all programs of
<www.grandave.com>. the Animal Humane Society.
[ by E.B. Boatner ]
Now Boarding, 6002 28th
NOW BOARDING PETS Avenue South, St. Paul, is ad-
PAWS ON GRAND Paws on Grand, which takes So, you’ve got to be in Atlanta jacent to the Minneapolis-St.
J
aimee Hendrickson, place August 1, Noon-4PM, tomorrow–what about Beaure- Paul International Airport
Program Director of began five years ago in partner- gard, your Irish Wolfhound?
the Grand Avenue ship with the Humane Society Fortunately, Beauregard’s For more information, visit
Business Association, for Companion Animals (now immunization papers are in or- <www.nowboardingpets.com>.
shares, “I bring my yel- the Animal Humane Society) der, and a call to Now Boarding
low lab, Max. He loves Grand as a day to shop, dine, and en- Pets books him into one of 96
Avenue, especially during Paws joy Grand Avenue with one’s private dog suites. While you THE WILDCAT
on Grand, when he gets to fill pets, while creating awareness toil in the boardroom, he will SANCTUARY
up on treats, and check out all about pet adoption, rescue, ed- enjoy pool time, playtime, and Christine Dietsche, Pro-
the other animals. He’s a fan of ucation/outreach, and services. Frosty Paws ice cream treats. gram Coordinator of The
the doggie pool at Grand and In all, 12 local rescue groups Now Boarding also offers 34 Wildcat Sanctuary (TWS) in
Victoria, where he can splash are involved. cat condos, a cat atrium, and a Sandstone, Minnesota, relates,
around and cool off!” The event’s pet food col- critter room. “I remember sighting a pair of
According to Hendrickson, lection partners with The Pet General Manager Lisa Hin- blue herons flying overhead,
and then noticing that Titan
the Tiger had spotted them as
well, and was calmly watching
their flight. This simple mo-
ment underlines how intercon-
nected we are with nature and
other living things.”
TWS is not a zoo, nor is it
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NOW BOARDING PETS
Photos Courtesy of Now Boarding Pets
the wild—live out their lives 100-animal facility, always at Building an enclosure runs
in peace. TWS does not buy, capacity. We turn away about $7,000 to $25,000; tempera-
breed, trade, or sell animals. 300 cats per year, given budget/ ture-controlled dens cost $520;
“Cats” includes big—lions, facility limitations. That’s why and the winter monthly elec-
tigers, and leopards; medium— we spend a lot of time on edu- tricity bill exceeds $1,000.
bobcats, servals, and Siberian and cation and advocacy to end the Rachelle Wood, TWS Vol-
Canadian lynx; and small—Jungle private breeding and exhibit- unteer and Board Member—
cats, Geoffreys cats, and hybrid ing of these animals. About 60 who lives with, in her words,
Bengals/Savannahs/Chaussies. percent were privately owned “five kitties and one beautiful
TWS’s mission—“keep the by individuals who got in over partner”—remarks, “We come
wild in your heart, and not your their head; 30 percent come to the sanctuary for one purpose:
home”—applies not only to from seizures due to cruelty to help the cats have a better life.
big cats, but also to these wild/ Your motto is “Bowl for
and neglect; 10 percent are na- It doesn’t matter if you’re gay or
domestic crosses. Briefly, hy- the Fix.” How did Chuck &
tive, nonreleasable wildlife.” straight. Animals don’t care who
brids—Bengal, for example is Don’s become involved?
Asking people to support an you are or how you live your life.
an Asian Leopard Cat /domes- Through our animal wel-
organization not open to the They see your soul.”
tic cross—are touted as having fare ties, we had sponsored a
public is difficult, but TWS
the wild look but the person- bowling event facilitated by the
has a strong-rooted belief that For more information, visit
ality of a domestic. Unfortu- Humane Society for Compan-
animals should not be used for <www.wildcatsanctuary.org>.
nately genetics isn’t this neat. ion Animals [HSCA]. When
commercial, entertainment, or
These cats, which have inbred, PINS FOR PETS that was discontinued, we de-
amusement purposes.
debilitating physical problems, Chuck & Don’s Pet Food cided to try our hand at an an-
At TWS, all cats have spacious
cannot be litter-box-trained re- Outlet is sponsoring its third an- nual event that would help to
enclosures with room to run and
liably. The TWS website offers nual Pins for Pets on August 15. fund spay and neuter initiatives
play, as well as perches, pools, and
heart-breaking testimonials Lavender spoke with Dana An- in Minnesota. Our goal this
toys for stimulation. They are fed
from ex-owners. dresen, Director of Operations, year is to fill Flaherty’s Arden
fresh meat on a daily basis. They
TWS Director Tammy about the event, which funds Bowl with 216 bowlers, and to
are vaccinated annually, and have
Thies points out, “We’re a spaying and neutering of pets. surpass $50,000 in donations.
onsite veterinary care.
With the current funds raised
this year, Minnesota Spay Neu-
ter Assistance Program [MN
SNAP] will be able to sterilize
approximately 511 owned pets.
tered?
Due to the laws in Minne-
sota, it is difficult to find
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> Pets
low-cost spay and neuter ser- we advocate is responsible pet Minnesota in 1888 with the ap-
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VETERINARY MEDICINE
> Pets
that in addition to maintain- lecular biology and immunology of a multidisciplinary team
ing working relations with both necessary to administer gene that will include Tufts Uni-
the Minnesota Zoo and Como and immune therapy. Outcome? versity [Medford/Somerville,
Zoo, “We have treated all types Batman is back home—tumor- Massachusetts]. The project,
of animals, including pro- free since last August—and the called RESPOND, is one of
COLLEGE OF
duction animals—pigs, cows, doctors gained valuable insights five that will work together to
chickens; domestic animals— on transferring their findings to preempt or combat the first
cats and dogs; and zoo animals, human patients. stages of emerging zoonotic
including giraffes and raptors, Venne stresses that one of pandemics—diseases that can
through our Raptor Center.” the most rewarding things at spread between animals and
Venne, who adds that ani- CVM “is the tie we have with humans.”
mal research is aimed toward our animal friends—whether it
improving the health and well- is helping our own pets to be- For more information, visit
being of both animals and hu- come healthier, or the wildlife <www.cvm.umn.edu>.
mans, notes, “Research with such as eagles and owls that
dogs is an important area of are treated at the Raptor Cen-
CVM’s cancer studies.” ter. We share this planet with
A case in point was Batman, them, and we need to keep
a Belgian shepherd mix diag- them healthy. Also, it is very
nosed with a fatal brain tumor, rewarding to see how much joy
that was brought to the atten- animals give people.”
tion of John Ohlfest, PhD, and Research continually is pro-
Elizabeth Pluhar, CVM sur- gressing, according to CVM
geon, both members of the Uni- Communication Director
versity’s Masonic Cancer Cen- Brian Graves Sr.: “We recently
ter. They merged her surgeon’s were awarded part of a $185
skills and his knowledge of mo- million USAID grant as part
Photo by Sue Krirchoff
July 16-29, 2010
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Pride in Pictures
2010
PRIDE PARADE, June 27, Hennepin Avenue, Minneapolis
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Pride in Pictures
2010
PRIDE CONCERT, June 26, Loring Park, Minneapolis
July 16-29, 2010
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Pride in Pictures
2010
PRIDE BITCH-N-BRUNCH, June 27, Seven, Minneapolis
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Big Gay News >
[ Written & Compiled by Bradley Traynor ]
LOCAL
JUDGE DIDN’T BAR ANTIGAY
ACTIVIST FROM PRIDE FESTIVAL
A federal judge ruled in June that
Twin Cities Pride could not prevent Brian
Johnson, an antigay, born-again Christian,
from handing out Bibles during the Pride
Festival in Loring Park, Minneapolis.
Organizers had asked for a temporary re-
straining order against him. They argued
that their lease of park space allowed them
to determine who can hand out literature.
The Minneapolis Park and Recreation
Board decided previously that Johnson
could attend, as long as he didn’t disrupt
the event or harass participants.
NATIONAL
WISCONSIN SUPREME COURT
UPHOLDS SAME-SEX MARRIAGE
BAN
The Wisconsin Supreme Court upheld
the state’s constitutional ban on same-sex
marriage and civil unions. A lawsuit had
challenged the way the 2006 constitu-
tional amendment was put before voters.
The court ruled 7-0 that the amendment
properly was placed on the ballot.
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advocacy of a sexually immoral lifestyle”
as unacceptable. The college revoked the
society’s charter, saying it would not rec-
ognize a group that excludes people based
on religious belief or sexual orientation. A
lower court decided that the college did
not violate the society’s free-speech rights.
The high court upheld that decision 5-4.
WORLD
UGANDA GAY ACTIVIST FOUND
BEHEADED
The severed head of gay-rights activist
Pasikali Kashusbe was found in a latrine
on a farm in Uganda. A youth worker for
Integrity Uganda, a GLBT rights group,
he had been missing for almost a month.
Police say they also discovered what is
likely Pasikali’s mutilated torso about half
a kilometer from the farm where his head
was found. A number of suspects have
been arrested and questioned about the
murder.
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Arts & Entertainment | [ by John Townsend ]
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Arts & Entertainment > On the Townsend [ by John Townsend ]
They wanted to help mankind in some way, show lends itself to crossing the lines of gen- Ditto Bobby Gardner’s drag turn as last
and this was how they did it. At the time, der. And in the gaiety of it all, it is totally year’s overnight middle-aged sensation,
COs were really looked down on for not acceptable for men to dance with men, and Sarah Boyle. His imitation convinces, but it
fighting in the war.” women to dance with women.” needs to go somewhere. After all, the media
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circus around her is rich in irony.
Gardner shines more fully in the Mu-
sical Terrets segment, where a man is as-
sumed to be gay because he breaks into
song from classics like The Sound of Music
and A Chorus Line. This piece charmed
me, but the “terrets” aspect is potentially
dubious. Is this at the expense of the plight
of persons with disabilities? Though I’m
the last to deny that gay men love musi-
cals, as I see many of them, many straight
men attend, and love them, too.
Toyota!’s best scene spoofs a Christian
heavy metal band. Jesus warns: “Don’t
have sex!” Eakright’s raspy voice and
reptilian tongue action as a Satanically
possessed drummer brought the house
down the night I was there. This vi-
gnette cuts the edge, as the controver-
sial Christian rock scene is starting to
hit the broader radar.
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Arts & Entertainment > The Page Boy [ by E.B. Boatner ]
The Blue Thumb Guide to My Queer War Set Sail for Murder: A Polly Snowman: Beach
Raingardens: Design and JAMES LORD Pepper Mystery Reading 4
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This informative, accessible Lord’s memoir is at once a Not chick lit, not a gay romp, Tim Snow—“Snowman” to his
guide tailored specifically for coming-of-age and a coming- R.T. Jordan’s Polly Pepper lover, Nick—finally is recovering
Planting Zones 3, 4, and 5 is a out, as well as a record of novels defy categorization— from injuries incurred in Russian
must for local gardeners looking disillusionment with his fellow until you notice on the jacket River Rat, Abramson’s third
to delve into this new, blue hor- man. His narrative opens in blurb that Jordan “is a senior Beach Reading volume. Warm
ticultural technology. Raingar- 1942, when he was 21, a newly publicist with the Walt Disney spring days are emerging. Tim’s
dens, simply put, are gardens set minted soldier, using language Studios.” All that in-house restless, and his ever-present
into depressions—existing or that lapses into juvenile preten- backbiting and sarcasm has to leitmotiv of paranoia has kicked
man-made—that are designed tiousness, then matures, as does come out somewhere. What in, whispering that Nick, who
to catch and control rainwater the author, throughout the better venue than the heav- cared for him devotedly while he
runoff in your yard. As the book. He mentions his diaries, ily lipsticked mouth of an was laid up, is tired of him. (Or
authors emphasize, a raingarden and it would seem that when aging, yet ever-agile, “iconic maybe vice versa?) Tim leaves to
will provide an attractive land- he wrote My Queer War in his Polly Pepper, musical comedy “take a break,” getting no farther
scaping feature while utilizing later years (he died in 2009), he superstar of yesteryear”; her than the lavish hacienda of Aunt
plants to mitigate drainage or drew directly from them. This devoted, gorgeously gay son, Ruth’s boyfriend, Sam, where
erosion problems. Clearly set intimacy of language uniquely Tim; and her doggedly loyal, Tim learns body parts have been
forth and amply illustrated, the colors Lord’s descriptions of um, retainer, Placenta (I’m not found in the dumpster behind
text leads the reader through events: his flowering sexuality making this up)? Inveigled onto Arts, the restaurant where
chapters like “Understanding in Boston’s gay haunts, and his a celebrity cruise by another Sam works. The plot thickens,
Water Flow on Your Property” brash visits to Picasso in Paris. has-been coworker on the Polly enveloping the usual cast of
and “Places to Avoid,” as well as Lord fired but one shot during Pepper Playhouse, all Polly wants characters: Aunt Ruth; bar own-
describing in detail how to plan his military service, but the is undivided attention from her ers Atrie and Arturo; dipso-
and landscape a garden tailored things he saw and lived were fans and a plentitude of Clos maniac neighbor Teresa; Nick;
to your property. The extensive etched into his soul, teaching du Mesnil (try a word count on Adam, a hunky straight black
chapter on “Raingarden Plant him: “The drama of imprison- “champagne”). But the detested man to whom Tim disturbingly
Choices” has 29 pages of plants, ment applies to the captors as coworker is murdered, her is attracted; and Dianne, Tim’s
names, and requirements— pertinently as to their captives. throat slit by a sharpened DVD loathsome Texas cousin. Abram-
an excellent resource for any The dehumanizing factor of Season Six in the PPP Col- son escalates the plot nicely,
gardener. The book even has inevitably prevails whenever lector’s Edition, and Polly is off ratcheting up the suspense and
blueprints for sizes and types of captors not only administer after the killer. Pop a cork, and macabre ambience, all the while
July 16-29, 2010
gardens—what to plant when with impunity but superintend settle in for a Kool Krooz with preparing the reader—and
and where. This excellent re- with complacency the misery of Polly & Co. Tim—for the revelation of some
source ranges from the general their prisoners.” long-kept family secrets.
to the very particular.
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Arts & Entertainment |
[ by George Holdgrafer ]
cinematic treat.
The Kids Are All Right now is screening
locally.
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Bar Advertiser Guide | Bartender Spotlight |
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02 BRASS RAIL
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Completely remodeled elegant lounge featuring variety
(651) 646-7087
<www.townshousebar.com>
of entertainment: live piano, karaoke, male dancers.
Fun neighborhood bar with a great mix of men and WHO
women. Karaoke. Drag shows. Jesse
03 CAMP
490 N. Robert St., St. Paul
(651) 292-1844 WHAT
<www.camp-bar.net> Recipe: Bacardi Long Island
An upscale but casual spot with great video, dancing, 1/2 oz. Bacardi Dragon Berry
cabaret, and the friendliest staff in town!
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2919 Hennepin Ave., Mpls WHEN
(612) 824-6300 Wed.-Sun. • 9 PM-2 AM
<www.fusionmpls.com>
Daily Happy Hour 4-6 PM. 1/2 price beer, sushi,
spring rolls. $4 signature martinis. Bottomless glasses
WI BOOTLEGGERS BAR & GRILL
235 Main St.
of wine! Somerset, WI (715) 247-2668 WHERE
<www.bootleggerssomerset.com> Rumours/Innuendo
06 GAY 90’S Just 25 minutes east of Twin Cities. Fierce: A Show For
Everyone every Saturday.
213 E. 4th St., St. Paul
408 Hennepin Ave., Mpls. (651) 225-GLBT (4528)
(612) 333-7755 <www.rumours-innuendo.com>
<www.gay90s.com>
Upper Midwest’s Largest Gay Entertainment WI THE FLAME
Complex. Serving reasonably priced menu in main 1612 Tower Ave., Superior
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07 GLADIUS We like to have fun! Great DJs on the
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weekend. Free parking in the ramp.”
<www.gladiusbar.com> (715) 392-1756
The New York Chic of Minneapolis. Gladius God- <www.mainclubsuperior.com>
desses Tuesday. Killer B's Karaoke Wednesday.
July 16-29, 2010
08 RUMOURS/INNUENDO
213 E. 4th St., St. Paul
(651) 225-GLBT (4528)
<www.rumours-innuendo.com>
Rumours: hottest dance club with fabulous DJs.
Innuendo: casual, intimate "Cheers" ambience for
quiet conversation.
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BRASS RAIL
July 8
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Bar Scene > Bar Calendar
For club addresses, phone numbers, and Web
sites, see “Bar Advertiser Guide” on page 46. FRIDAY, JULY 16 Jimmy Martin
For events not at bars, see <LavenderMagazine. Gary Collins 7 PM. Tickles.
com/calendar>.
5 PM. Tickles.
Mia Dorr FRIDAY, JULY 23
9 PM. Tickles. Gary Collins
Foam Party 5 PM. Tickles.
Gay 90’s Mia Dorr
9 PM. Tickles.
SATURDAY, JULY 17
Steven Yorek Candidate Fundraiser SATURDAY, JULY 24
Imperial Court of Minnesota Roxie Hart Candidate Fundraiser
Benefit for The Aliveness Project’s Imperial Court of Minnesota
New Animal Help for People with HIV Benefit for Harvey Milk Foundation
7 PM. Gladius. 8 PM. Gladius.
Jeff Olson Toast of the Town House Pageant
9 PM. Tickles. 9 PM. Town House.
Pro Wrestling Fundraiser for Minneapolis
Movie Bears 2011 Minnesota AIDS Walk SUNDAY, JULY 25
Team Town House Rangers
Rumours/Innuendo Softball Team Fundraiser
4 PM. Town House.
SUNDAY, JULY 18
Singles Pool Tournament
4 PM. 19 Bar.
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Cuisine > Off the Eaten Path
onday through Friday, Nicol- Though that atmosphere may suit many a Blu-
let Avenue in Minneapolis is a etooth addict, if you truly want to unplug and un-
blur of high heels and power wind, a veritable oasis waits just one block east at
suits—the frenzied hive of the Hell’s Kitchen’s former digs: Subo. Since opening
nine to five. The restaurants last December, it has brought the essence of the
along this manic circuit often Philippines to Minneapolis by way of cocktails;
have no choice but to assume the tone of their traditional and fusion cuisine; and an airy, calming
M
harried clientele.
Sea Scallops: black sea salt, gazpacho relish, Spanish olive oil. Photos by Hubert Bonnet
interior that encourages guests to linger.
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Cuisine > Off the Eaten Path
Steamed Mushroom Rolls; duxelle, sake, shallots, garlic, chives, tofu sheet. Dining and bar area.
tional drink), Hypnotiq liqueur, kalamansi Vietnamese, Malaysian, and American fla- ity of food coming from Chef Geoff King’s
juice (a Southeast Asian citrus fruit), pars- vors. The result can seem a little all over kitchen, I wonder if the “quantity” criticism
ley, and lime. The sly concoction rendered the map, especially when you add classic isn’t a compliment in disguise.
the sugar cane rum base almost undetect- French cooking techniques. For a larger plate experience, order
able, so a word to the wise: Pace yourself. Some Filipinos who enjoy their culture’s Adobo Chicken Wings ($8.50) with its
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Cuisine > Off the Eaten Path
Ukoy: shrimp fritter, vegetables, chili vinegar sauce. Embutido: ground-pork, quail-egg, chicken-longanisa meatloaf, banana catsup.
perfect companion, Coconut Rice ($4). The barino ($6.50/$10.50/$27) paired so well dab of gazpacho relish.
traditionally prepared chicken wings are with everything we tried that if either tick- I must admit, I am beginning to wonder
wickedly good, and falling off the bone. led your fancy, I’d encourage you to spring why Filipino food has not made a bigger
However, if you are in a meandering for a bottle. splash here in Minnesota—we love fusion
kind of mood, begin with Embutido ($9), Ukoy ($9.5)—essentially, a lightly cuisine, rich sauces, and comfort foods, and
a ground-pork, quail-egg, and chicken-sau- breaded shrimp and vegetable fritter with we aren’t so big on spice. Surprise—neither
sage meatloaf served cold with homemade traditional dipping sauce—was next, along is most Filipino food! Given our long and
banana catsup. Take a bite of the meatloaf with Garlic Fried Rice ($4) and absolutely brutal winters, I can’t be the only one crav-
before dipping it too liberally into the cat- heavenly Steamed Mushroom Rolls ($8). I ing a breath of fresh, South Seas air now
sup—the condiment is delicious, but packs am not a mushroom lover, but I would re- and then.
more flavor than tomato catsup. turn for these moist, sake-sweetened, gar- But if you’re still on the fence about it,
Follow with Steamed Edamame ($6). licky wonders. the Subo dessert list includes New Orleans-
King uses black Hawaiian sea salt and a If you consistently are leaning toward worthy Beignets ($7) with kalamansi curd
dash of basil lime oil to jazz up his delight- the Asian influences, Lumpia Shanghai spiced sugar, and a warm Kalamansi Me-
fully firm soybeans. The result is very dif- ($7.50) is a lovely play on an egg roll, wrap- ringue Tart ($7).
ferent than what you may have snacked on ping ground pork tightly into a long, slen- I rest my case.
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Sports & Leisure >
[Text & Photos by E.B. Boatner ]
Minneapolis-St.
Paul Frontrunners
Holds Run for
Equality 5K
A record 104 entrants participated in
this year’s Minneapolis-St. Paul Front-
runners Run for Equality 5K. It netted
$3,000 for Project 515, a nonprofit orga-
nization whose mission is to ensure that
same-sex couples and their families have
equal rights and considerations under
Minnesota law.
The course encompassed one lap
around Lake Calhoun In Minneapolis,
with prizes for the first two male and
female entrants. This years top runners
were Kyle Brandon (male) at 17:21 and
Kelly Russ (female) at 19:33. Other nods
went to First Runner Finishing With a
Dog, Morgan Paldron, 32:15; and First
Runner Finishing With a Child, Nathan
Lewis, 37:56.
A total of 18 companies and individu-
als, including Lavender Magazine, spon-
sored the event.
Minneapolis-St. Paul Frontrunners is
a running and walking club welcoming all
interested GLBT individuals people and
friends. The organization offers weekly
runs and walks, followed by convivial din-
ing, as well as periodic social events.
For more information, visit <www.
mspfrontrunners.org>.
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LAVENDER
FIRST THURSDAY
July 1
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presents a tale of two young men chasing a dream
during the golden era of traveling circuses. Featuring
performances by advanced youth who will be joined
by legendary circus stars. Highlighting traditional cir-
cus acts, including: teeterboard, acrobatics, swinging
trapeze, and more. Through Aug. 15. Circus Juventas
Big Top, 1270 Montreal Ave., St. Paul, (612) 699-8229.
Tickets for all reserved seating on sale now. <www.
ticketworks.com>.
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Backtalk > Dateland [ by Jennifer Parello ]
Malaise
I
went to my neighborhood coffeehouse—Malaise— I was touched by her notion that infatu-
ation can be tamed through careful plan-
this morning. I generally avoid this place, because ning, and the use of sophisticated software
Malaise lives up to its name in every respect. The programs. The sad truth was that she had
staff is disenchanted and glum. They bitterly resent as much hope of controlling the wild emo-
tional trajectory of the affair as I did of con-
that they have to stop scribbling nonsense in their vincing the coffee waitress to stop sniffing
journals just to wait on your sorry ass. her fingers, and fetch us a refill.
gerously across the pages, spelling out her include any emotional involvement,” she As Ingrid’s shaky hand reached for the
crackpot justifications for engaging in a said, looking up at me with crazy eyes. “It’s cold dregs of an espresso, I noted that she’d
“purely sexual” affair with a woman she has just sex. So, no girlfriends will be injured in be in need of something much stronger
had a long-simmering flirtation with. the process. What do you think?” than coffee the next time we met.
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Backtalk > Consider the Source [ by Julie Dafydd ]
Unapologetic Masculinity
T
he military’s Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell policy doesn’t Excessive you say?
Well, can we do less for the cadets than
surprise me. After all, these unhealthy, out-of- we did for the condors?
touch policies all stem from one old-boys-club The benefits to society may not be ap-
dinosaur school: The Citadel. parent to everyone. But soft-spoken do-
cents will educate the public on daily tours
of the grounds.
“Take nothing but pictures,” they’ll say.
The Citadel, South Carolina’s once
“Leave nothing but footprints.”
all-male military academy, is still writhing
Visitors will be led past groups of cadets
with bitterness after losing its fight to keep
roaming free on the campus, unrestricted
Shannon Faulkner from becoming the first
by sensitivity guidelines.
female cadet in the school’s chauvinist 152-
“Listen to them closely,” the docent will
year history. whisper. “At one time, the entire Earth was
It’s hard to understand why school of- populated by men who would say things
ficials think having a woman around would like that, and not be sued.”
interfere with a traditional military educa- Nostalgic Navy officers, aging corpo-
tion. On the other hand, the D Day sur- rate CEOs, and half the United States Sen-
prise attack might not have turned out so ate will be drawn to The Citadel for that
well if the troops had been trained to knock wonderful flood of warm memories.
before entering. The Citadel will need those friends in
What the Citadel needs is a new legal high paces when the lawsuits start. The lo-
strategy. The school should seek protection cal homeowners will be filing complaints
under the Endangered Species Act. It ought over the noise from the Saturday afternoon
to declare itself a refuge for Unapologetic tractor pulls.
Masculinity, and call out the lawyers against Some people just don’t appreciate nature.
anyone who tries to disturb the species in And when the first feminists sneak past
its natural habitat. security, there’s going to be trouble. They’ll
Say good-bye to specially constructed be in court before you can say Victoria’s
bedroom suites for girls. No arguments Secret, demanding to tear the centerfolds
over haircuts, no Midol in the first-aid kits, right off the walls of barracks.
no need to make those class rings in wom- harassment conference. “Motion denied,” the judge will tell the
en’s sizes. So, The Citadel can save its own skin, offended females. “You may not destroy the
Hey, nobody tells a spotted owl to be and preserve an important part of American habitat of a protected species.”
more sensitive. history at the same time. There hasn’t been The Citadel will thrive under its new
Women would like to be promptly escort- an opportunity like this since the last auto- status. This strategy will almost guarantee
ed off the premises. Bothersome questions of motive bailout. that the school forever will be full of swag-
constitutional rights just melt away when the Those federal dollars will really flow gering, macho men who treat all women as
future of a species is at stake. And rightly so. once the school’s new mission is estab- mindless sexual playthings.
Extinction, after all, is permanent. lished. The cadets will need plenty of Any volunteers?
And if ever a species were threatened, it weight benches, eight cylinder engines, TV Oops. I shouldn’t have asked. I forgot
is this one. From locker rooms to law firms, remote controls, and big stereo speakers. about that pesky Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
LavenderMagazine.com
Unapologetic Masculinity is under fire. They’ll probably want a four-year supply policy.
Even in that once-sacred preserve of testos- of Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. And But, hey, consider the source.
terone, junior high school, a boy can’t snap you just can’t have too many satellite dishes Bye for now.
a bra these days without triggering a sexual during the football season. Kiss, kiss,
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Ms. Behavior© |
[ by Meryl Cohn ]
Bothered Bubbe
Dear Ms Behavior:
I am old-fashioned, but I have tried to
change with the times. My daughter, who
is gay, is married to a wonderful girl. They
adopted the most beautiful baby in the
world. Of course, that’s not the problem.
The problem is the Internet.
My daughter and daughter-in-law have a
blog, and they write about every single thing
that’s going on in their lives. Plus, they put
tons of pictures of my grandson on it.
Granted, he has the cutest little ca-
boose in the world, but must it be avail-
able for everyone to see?
Plus, they have their names, phone
numbers, address, and birthdays on this
blog.
First, is this ethical?
My grandson is only a year old. He can-
not yet form complete sentences such as,
“Mommy, take my tuchus off the Internet.”
Second, is this safe?
I fear someone will kidnap the little
guy in the middle of the night.
Third, should I say something?
My daughter is stubborn, so I’m afraid
she will feel criticized, and stop speaking
to me. If I talk to my daughter-in-law, my
daughter will feel I went behind her back.
So, maybe I should forget the whole
thing?
Still, it keeps me up at night.
—Bothered Bubbe
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tioning you recently learned that some
people keep their kids’ photos “locked”
on their blog or website, and offer the
password only to trusted friends and ac-
quaintances. This option may help keep
the pervs at bay.
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Ordway Center for the NORC-Home for a Lifetime ......... 62 Lozinski, David ............................. 6
Performing Arts ............................. 27 Summer of Pride ........................... 7, 61 Home Services
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Hagen’s Auto Body...................... 63
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Gay 90’s ...................................... 49 & Air Conditioning........................ 64 Real Estate & Rentals
Funeral Services SOS Homecare ............................ 64
Gladius .......................................... 51 Calfee, David................................ 66
Johnson Hannah, Barbara ......... 63 Tangletown Design and Interiors 64
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Gifts Twin City Heating and Air ........... 41
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Beauty & Relaxation McGee, Michael .......................... 38
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Beverages Minnesota ..................................... 5 Services ......................................... 65 Wine Bar ....................................... 53
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Surdyk’s ......................................... 57 Fleet Naturals ............................... 8, 9 Jewelry Jakeeno’s Pizza & Pasta .............. 57
Heffelfinger, Kate ......................... 66 Max’s ............................................ 15 KinDee Thai Restaurant................ 53
Communications Homecare Assist ........................... 13 Roat Osha ..................................... 57
89.3 The Current .......................... 72 Minnesota Department Legal Sushi Tango................................... 60
AM950, The Voice of of Health........................................ 13 Cloutier & Brandl .......................... 32 Toast Wine Bar & Café ................ 53
Minnesota ..................................... 21 Pride Institute ................................. 63 Davis Law Office .......................... 21 Uptown Diner/Calhoun Grill/
Minnesota Public Radio ............... 72 Rainbow Health Initiative............. 19 Dean, Jeff ...................................... 11 Louisiana Café/Grandview Grill 60
Qwest ............................................ 3 Running Tiger Shaolin Kenpo...... 45 Family Solutions Law Group ....... 15
Radio K 770 ................................ 41 Shaklee.......................................... 63 Heltzer & Burg .............................. 39
July 16-29, 2010
I’m going to Big Jack’s dressing room. He is the most famous porno actor. It is easy to arrive… Following directions!
Je vais dans la suite privée de Big Jack. Il est l’acteur porno le plus célèbre. C’est facile de s’y rendre… En suivant les instructions.
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Dining Guide Listing |
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Roat Osha.
ROAT OSHA $$
Thai
Uniquely crafted authentic and American influences. Decor that in-
vites conversation
Lunch, Dinner
2650 Hennepin Ave. S., Minneapolis
Sat: 11 AM – 11 PM • Sun: 11 AM – 10:30 PM
www.roatoshathai.com
SUSHI TANGO $$
Japanese
Exciting and eccentric mix of Japanese cuisine and Uptown atti-
tude.
Lunch, Dinner
Calhoun Square, (612) 822-7787
Mon – Wed: 5 PM – 1 AM • Thurs – Sun: Noon – 1 AM
www.sushitango.com
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