The Lazy Song

Bruno Mars
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Uh I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the t.v. on
Throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gon' tell me I cant, no
I'll be loungin' on the couch just chillin' in my snuggie
Flip to MTV so they can teach me how to Dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freakin' man
Oh
Yes I said it
I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Nothing at all
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
Hoo ooh ooh
Don't Wanna Know
[Intro]
Oh hey
Oh hey
Oh hey
[Chorus: Adam Levine]
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, no
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, oh
I don't wanna know
[Verse 1: Adam Levine]
Wasted (wasted)
And the more I drink the more I think about you
Oh no, no, I can't take it
Baby every place I go reminds me of you
[Pre-Chorus: Adam Levine]
Do you think of me? Of what we used to be?
Is it better now that I'm not around?
My friends are actin' strange, they don't bring up your name
Are you happy now?
Are you happy now?
[Chorus: Adam Levine]
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, no
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, oh
I don't wanna know
[Verse 2: Adam Levine]
And I every time I go out, yeah
I hear it from this one, I hear it from that one
Glad you got someone new
Yeah, I see but I don't believe it
Even in my head you're still in my bed
Maybe I'm just a fool
[Pre-Chorus: Adam Levine]
Do you think of me? Of what we used to be?
Is it better now that I'm not around?
My friends are actin' strange, they don't bring up your name
Are you happy now?
Are you happy now?
[Chorus: Adam Levine]
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, no
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, oh
I don't wanna know
[Verse 3: Kendrick Lamar]
(Oh hey)
No more "please stop"
No more hashtag boo'd up screenshots
No more tryin' make me jealous on your birthday
You know just how I made you better on your birthday, oh
Do he do you like this, do he woo you like this?
Do he let it down for you, touch your poona like this?
Matter fact, never mind, we'll let the past be
Maybe his right now, but your body's still me, woah
[Chorus: Adam Levine]
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, no
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, oh
I don't wanna know
I don't wanna know, know, know, know
Who's taking you home, home, home, home
I'm loving you so, so, so, so
The way I used to love you, oh
I don't wanna know
[Outro: sample]
Oh hey
Oh hey
Oh hey
Oh, oh
Uptown Funk! (feat. Mark Ronson)

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

This hit, that ice cold

Michelle Pfeiffer, that white gold
This one, for them hood girls
Them good girls
Straight masterpieces
Stylin', while in
Livin it up in the city
Got Chucks on with Saint Laurent
Got kiss myself, Im so pretty

Im too hot (hot damn)

Call the police and a fireman
Im too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Im too hot (hot damn)
Say my name, you know who I am
Im too hot (hot damn)
And my band 'bout that money
Break it down

Girls, hit your hallelujah

Girls, hit your hallelujah
Girls, hit your hallelujah
'Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Dont believe me, just watch (come on)

Dont believe me, just watch

Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Stop
Wait a minute
Fill my cup, pour some liquor in it
Take a sip, sign a check
Julio! Get the stretch!
Ride to Harlem, Hollywood, Jackson, Mississippi
If we show up, we gon show out
Smoother than a fresh dry skippy

Im too hot (hot damn)

Call the police and a fireman
Im too hot (hot damn)
Make a dragon wanna retire, man
Im too hot (hot damn)
Say my name, you know who I am
Im too hot (hot damn)
And my band 'bout that money
Break it down

Girls, hit your hallelujah

Girls, hit your hallelujah
Girls, hit your hallelujah
'Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you
'Cause Uptown Funk gon give it to you
Saturday night and we in the spot
Dont believe me, just watch (come on)

Dont believe me, just watch

Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do

Before we leave
Lemme tell yall a lil something
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up

Come on, dance

Jump on it
If you sexy, than flaunt it
If you freaky, than own it
Dont brag about it, come show me
Come on, dance
Jump on it
If you sexy, than flaunt it
Well, its Saturday night and we in the spot

Dont believe me, just watch

Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Dont believe me, just watch
Hey, hey, hey, oh!

Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?)

Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (come on)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (come on)

Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?)

Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (come on)
Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up (say whaa?)
Uptown Funk you up
Tonight
I just want to take you higher
Throw your hands up in the sky
Let's set this party off right

Players, put yo' pinky rings up to the moon

Girls, what y'all trying to do?
24 karat magic in the air
Head to toe so player
Uh, look out!

Pop pop, it's show time (show time)

Show time (show time)
Guess who's back again?
Oh, they don't know? (Go on tell 'em)
Oh, they don't know? (Go on tell 'em)
I bet they know soon as we walk in (showin' up)

Wearing Cuban links (ya)

Designer minks (ya)
Inglewood's finest shoes (whoop, whoop)
Don't look too hard
Might hurt ya'self
Known to give the color red the blues

Ooh, shit
I'm a dangerous man
With some money in my pocket
(Keep up)
So many pretty girls around me
And they waking up the rocket
(Keep up)
Why you mad? Fix ya face
Ain't my fault y'all be jocking
(Keep up)
Players only, come on
Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Girls, what y'all trying to do?
24 karat magic in the air
Head to toe so player
Uh, look out! Uh

Second verse for the hustlas (hustlas)

Gangstas (gangstas)
Bad bitches and ya ugly ass friends (haha)
Can I preach? (Uh oh) Can I preach? (Uh oh)
I gotta show 'em how a pimp get it in

First
Take your sip (sip), do your dip (dip)
Spend your money like money ain't shit
(Whoop, whoop)
We too fresh
Got to blame it on Jesus
Hashtag blessed
They ain't ready for me

I'm a dangerous man

With some money in my pocket
(Keep up)
So many pretty girls around me
And they waking up the rocket
(Keep up)
Why you mad? Fix ya face
Ain't my fault y'all be jocking
(Keep up)

Players only, come on

Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Hey, girls, what y'all trying to do?
(What y'all trying to do?)
24 karat magic in the air
Head to toe so player
Uh, look out!

(Wooh)
Everywhere I go they be like
Ooh, so player
Ooh, everywhere I go they be like
Ooh, so player
Ooh, everywhere I go they be like
Ooh, so player, ooh
Now, now, now
Watch me break it down like (uh)
24 karat, 24 karat magic
What's that sound?
24 karat, 24 karat magic
Come on now
24 karat, 24 karat magic
Don't fight the feeling
Invite the feeling

Just put your pinky rings up to the moon

Girls, what y'all trying to do?
(What y'all trying to do?)
24 karat magic in the air
Head to toe so player, hey
Put your pinky rings up to the moon
Girls, what y'all trying to do? (Do)
24 karat magic in the air
Head to toe so player
(24 karat)
Uh, look out

(24 karat magic, magic, magic)