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<b><font color="#00FF00"> The Simpsons 27x22 </font></b>
<font color="#00FFFF">Orange is the New Yellow</font>
Original Air Date on Ma

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Oh, not again!

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D'oh!

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Eh, hello?

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Bart!

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Hell no!

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D'oh!

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Mmm.

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D'oh!

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Homer.

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Do something.

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<i>Quittin' time!</i>

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<i>Quittin' time.</i>
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<i>Thank God it's Friday.</i>

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<i>Thursday.</i>

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<i>Same thing. See you Monday.</i>

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Marge, baby, I'm out the door.

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Are you sure?

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Because sometimes people say
they're out the door

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when they really
haven't left yet.

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Those people are horrible,
horrible liars.

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See you soon.

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Simpson, not so fast.

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Hold up one end of this poster.

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Now use it to conceal this.

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Excellent.

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Now, let me just
crank up the plumb bob
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to determine the vertical.

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With this mechanical marvel,

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we'll have this poster
level in under three hours.

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Ooh, and for a
little excitement,

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how about a plumb bob song?

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Uh...

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All right.
Um...

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One must never, never

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Never rush

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The plumb bob

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Slow is the way

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The only way to go

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Clear your schedule

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Before you use the plumb bob
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Yes, the plumb bob

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Is mighty, mighty

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Mighty

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Slow...

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<i>Okay.</i>

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Maggie's had her bath,

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dinner's on the stove.
Hmm.

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Dare I pop a cork?

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Give me a spin, Marge.

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You're so deft.

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- Not like...
- him.

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Mom. Mom!

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My costume for the
science play is all wrong!

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You said you were a seahorse.
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A <i>male</i> seahorse.

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With a pouch.

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Males have pouches?

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Male seahorse's nurturing is one
of the wonders of the world.

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You said you read the script.

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Bart gave me a synopsis.

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I...

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, now what?

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Eat your carrot and pea medley.

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Mom, I'll clean
that up for you.

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Oh, thank God, some help.

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Where's the mop?
In the mop closet.

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Where's the bucket?
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Other closet.

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There's stuff in front of it.

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Let me help.

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<i>Ay, caramba!</i>

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Hey, there's wood
underneath this linoleum.

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Oh!
Just go play outside.

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Outside?
Your loss.

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I do not get what kids
see in these places.

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It's the genie of the sub.

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Genie? I wish.

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You get a lamp and a carpet,

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which is more than
I've got in here.

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Hmm, didn't know this place
was filled with such losers.
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Hey, Martin.

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Bartholomew!

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This playground has safely
stimulated my imagination.

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What the hell are
you talking about?

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Martin.

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Who's your new friend?

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Mother, don't blow this for me.

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Fine, I'll just go sit
and talk to his mother.

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Where is she?

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I'm here by myself.

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But I have a safety number.

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<i>Moe's Tavern.</i>

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<i>Homer ain't here.</i>

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<i>And for once, that's the truth.</i>
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Simpson, are you
here unsupervised?

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Yeah.
And so what?

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I'd lose the attitude,
"Sylvester Alone."

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Finally, a laugh out of Lou.

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Son, kids aren't allowed
on their own anymore.

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Now, who said you
could come here?

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My mom.

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Ugh.
Always the mom.

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She's got needles.

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What did Bart do now?

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I was playing
nicely in the park.

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Bart, how could you... What?

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Your children
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Take her away, boys.

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If you take me away, then
who's gonna watch my kids?

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You should've thought of that

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<i>before</i> we showed up
unannounced.

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What, Marge?

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You're being arrested?

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I'm afraid so, Mr. Simpson.

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A mother at the park saw
something she disapproved of.

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And luckily for your son,
she overreacted.

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I, uh...
I get carsick in the front.

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Our top story,
a Springfield mother

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has been arrested for
an outrageous "neglige."

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The...

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Sorry, I'm being told
it's negligence.

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Which is very boring.

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Judge, I don't understand.

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When I was a kid,
we used to go out and play

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and not come home until dark.

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I see.

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Bailiff, incarcerate
Marge Simpsons' mother.

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Thanks for
ratting me out, Marge

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With all due respect, Judge,

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this is wackadoodle.

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Nobody cares about
their kids more than I do.

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Liar.

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Marge is right, Your Honor.
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My e-mail password
is "bad dad."

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Yeah, Judge.

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If you wanna know
who should be in jail,

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he weighs 240
and smells like onions.

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It is not within
the purview of this court

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to determine how fat
and smelly your father may be.

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Woo-hoo!

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Mrs. Simpsons, 90 days.

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This is Kafkaesque.

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Kafkaesque!

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I've got my eye on you.

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Now it's Orwellian.

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Hey, kitties.

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You got a new
ball of yarn.

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Oh, that guard
is awfully slammy.

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Newbies on top.

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Oh.
Where's the ladder?

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Have you been claimed yet?

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Claimed?

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By one of the book clubs.

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Yeah, we read
a little, dig a little,

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read a little, dig a little,

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kiss a little,
dig a little.

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Homer, I think you're supposed
to cook sausage.

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What's the point?

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Well, hi there, Homer.

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I know a time like this is when
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Yeah, well,
thanks for the check-in.

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Well, this is
more than a check-in.

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It's a chance to do good
for us boys in the hood!

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Just call us NWA,

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"Neighbors With Appetizers."

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Wow, wow.

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I really am
the richest man in town.

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Not rich in money,

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but in what really matters:
pity.

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And what happened to Marge
is a wake up call for us all.

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There's no greater crime
than half-assed parenting.

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Kirk, where's Milhouse?

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On the leash, baby.
On the leash.

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He's too far.

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Retract.
Retract!

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Whoa!
Why'd you pull me back?

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Some new kids were just
about to give me a chance.

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Don't try anything new, son.

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I could've married a woman
who didn't look exactly like me.

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But that would've been crazy.

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Hey, newbie.

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Nobody touches
the new James Patterson

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until Solar reads it first.

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She wants you
to pick it up.

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You scared, huh?

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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

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Anybody else want a
taste of Blue Thunder?

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Uh, I do. Yeah.

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Now, if you ladies
recall what this place

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is supposed
to be for...

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Mm... Mm...
Smokin' weed?

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Reading!

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Dad, if this is what they send
when Mom goes to jail,

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just imagine what happens
when you kick the bucket.

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Oh, man, that's gonna
be so awesome.

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Dad, Dad! You're
eating a teddy bear!

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That's
my stomach's problem.

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Okay, Homer, I just changed
all the linens,
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diapered the dog
for modesty,

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and replaced the batteries
in the smoke detectors,

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which were all bad.

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One was just a candy dish
with a red light painted on.

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Was there any candy in it?

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There is now.

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Oh, Flanders.

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It turns out there's
a good side to you after all.

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Well, sir, maybe I know a little
bit about what it's like

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to lose the lady of the house.

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Oh, I think I heard
a dryer ding.

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Thank you, Mr. Flanders.

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Tell your boys
I wanna hang.
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Flanders is great.

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I've always said that.

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But we can't forget your mother.

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Oh...

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<i>Oh, my first prison flower.</i>

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<i>Can it be? Am I starting</i>
<i>to like it in here?</i>

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Exercise time!

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Ooh.

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I never have time
to exercise.

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Is this a prison or a spa?

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Aah! It's a prison.

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Hey, uh, are there any more
chocolate chip muffins?

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Sorry, Dad. The only ones left
have caraway seeds.

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Oh. I miss your mother
so much.

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Shockingly, these gift baskets
haven't solved anything.

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Wait, Dad. That one that
looks like blueberry

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actually has M&M'S.

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Oh. Oh, thank God.
Everything's okay.

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But for how long?

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<i>Mom, I really, really miss you.</i>

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Also, I have a field trip form

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that needs to be signed
for school.

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<i>I think if I mail it to you
at the prison it's still</i>

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<i>easier than getting it from Dad.</i>

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<i>I wanna talk to Mom.</i>

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Can you send me a shiv
for show and tell?

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Preferably with blood on it.

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Hey, give me the phone.

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Are my blue pants done
at the prison laundry?

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Remember to sign my form.

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Shiv with blood.

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Press my pants.

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The electric chair.

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And then he thought it was
the electric chair.

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8:00.
Lights out.

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Really? 8:00?
I get to go to bed?

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I don't have to clean
a sink full of dishes,

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or write a paragraph with
topic sentence for Homer?

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Aw, you're tired too.

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Everyone goes to sleep
so easily here.

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Marge, your positivity
is contagious.

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I'm starting to believe
I really <i>will</i> show everyone.

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Simpson, you
got a visitor.

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Oh, gee, now?
It's a shame to go inside.

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Okay, let's
move in the body now.

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00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,795
Marge, I got great news.

261
00:12:59,830 --> 00:13:02,030
We hired the one
good lawyer in town.

262
00:13:02,066 --> 00:13:04,967
Yes, Mrs. Simpson, I got
you off on a technicality.

263
00:13:05,002 --> 00:13:07,603
Since your husband never
filed for a birth certificate,

264
00:13:07,638 --> 00:13:08,971
Bart isn't
legally your son.

265
00:13:09,006 --> 00:13:10,172
Mm? Mm?

266
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:11,473
How about that?
267
00:13:11,509 --> 00:13:13,041
Why aren't you
saying anything, Marge?

268
00:13:13,077 --> 00:13:14,610
You're free. Free.

269
00:13:14,645 --> 00:13:16,645
Now, it's not the world
you remember.

270
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,347
The girl at the coffee place
that left?

271
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:19,848
Came back.

272
00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:21,817
So you'll have that
to get used to.

273
00:13:21,852 --> 00:13:23,318
I'm free?

274
00:13:23,354 --> 00:13:24,887
Oh, and just in time.

275
00:13:24,922 --> 00:13:27,022
Bart's claiming
he's in another dimension,

276
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,224
but I think he's just
hiding in the closet.

277
00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:32,194
I had 90 days.

278
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,229
I was promised 90 days.

279
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,668
Now you have to give me
more time.
280
00:13:39,703 --> 00:13:41,403
Oh, no you don't.

281
00:13:41,438 --> 00:13:43,338
I can't go to another
school meeting.

282
00:13:43,374 --> 00:13:44,840
I can't!

283
00:13:44,875 --> 00:13:47,409
Everyone just asks about
their own kid.

284
00:13:47,444 --> 00:13:49,244
Hey, you like shopping?
'Cause you just

285
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,146
bought yourself
two more months.

286
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:55,217
Sorry, Homie.
I can't go back yet.

287
00:13:55,252 --> 00:13:57,085
Just tell me where the soap
for the dishwasher goes

288
00:13:57,121 --> 00:13:58,487
and how do I...

289
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:04,625
Marge would rather stay in
prison than come home to me.

290
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,225
I have to reexamine
my entire life.

291
00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:09,561
Yeah, maybe you can start by not
bringing your kids to the bar.

292
00:14:10,998 --> 00:14:13,565
Yeah, it's kind of funny-- Homer
takes his kids to a saloon,

293
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:16,335
but Marge is in jail
for being a bad parent.

294
00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:18,537
I guess somebody up there
likes me.

295
00:14:18,572 --> 00:14:20,405
Do you like him?

296
00:14:20,441 --> 00:14:22,341
Uh, not really, no.

297
00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:25,210
I've gotta change, show Marge
I can help around the house.

298
00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:28,180
More than just turning up
the TV when she vacuums.

299
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,850
I've gotta become
the perfect homemaker.

300
00:14:54,375 --> 00:14:55,841
Oh...

301
00:15:00,314 --> 00:15:02,080
Oh, I was doing so great,

302
00:15:02,116 --> 00:15:04,383
but it turned out
I was a secret alcoholic.

303
00:15:04,418 --> 00:15:06,385
Yeah, good thing
it's just your imagination.

304
00:15:08,288 --> 00:15:09,888
Oh, yeah.

305
00:15:09,923 --> 00:15:11,790
When we said we'd take turns
watching all the kids,

306
00:15:11,825 --> 00:15:14,059
I never thought
it would be my turn.

307
00:15:14,094 --> 00:15:17,396
Why did I get
the choke chain?

308
00:15:17,431 --> 00:15:19,031
Go around
this side of the tree.

309
00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:21,933
This side of the tree.
This side of the tree!

310
00:15:21,969 --> 00:15:24,369
No, Ralph. No!

311
00:15:24,405 --> 00:15:26,204
Hi, Mr. Bobcat.

312
00:15:27,975 --> 00:15:29,107
You're in charge, boy.

313
00:15:30,344 --> 00:15:31,576
Now, listen, bobcat.

314
00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:36,948
Are you as sick as I am
of having grown-ups

315
00:15:36,984 --> 00:15:39,151
everywhere you go?

316
00:15:39,186 --> 00:15:42,387
I say we sneak off to the park
and have fun by ourselves.

317
00:15:42,423 --> 00:15:45,223
Great idea.
I'll text my mom.
318
00:15:45,259 --> 00:15:48,627
My Jitterbug
senior phone!

319
00:15:48,662 --> 00:15:50,162
<i>Jitterbug call center.</i>

320
00:15:50,197 --> 00:15:53,098
<i>If you've fallen
and need assistance, press one.</i>

321
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:56,768
<i>If you're lonely and wanna
talk, press disconnect.</i>

322
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:21,259
Oh, I really miss my family.

323
00:16:21,295 --> 00:16:22,661
I thought they were
letting you out.

324
00:16:22,696 --> 00:16:25,030
I just wasn't ready
for the outside.

325
00:16:25,065 --> 00:16:27,632
I didn't realize how
much I needed a break.

326
00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:30,035
But maybe not
a prison break.

327
00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:33,472
Prison break?
Prison break! Yeah!

328
00:16:37,377 --> 00:16:39,811
All right, all our parents

329
00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:42,114
think we're playing after-school
rugby with Willie.

330
00:16:42,149 --> 00:16:44,516
What... Where's me scrum?

331
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:46,384
Time for unsupervised play!

332
00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:49,054
I'm going down
the hot slide in shorts.

333
00:16:49,089 --> 00:16:50,722
I'm gonna freckle.

334
00:16:50,757 --> 00:16:54,392
I'm gonna ride the hobbyhorse
English style.

335
00:16:57,397 --> 00:17:00,899
Finally-- kids having fun
the way they were meant to.

336
00:17:00,934 --> 00:17:03,335
It just proves
that danger is not the rule,

337
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,870
but the exception.

338
00:17:04,905 --> 00:17:07,139
Tornado!

339
00:17:11,879 --> 00:17:14,312
This is Kent Brockman covering
two of the biggest stories

340
00:17:14,348 --> 00:17:17,182
a tornado
and a prison break,

341
00:17:17,217 --> 00:17:20,485
while I report safely from the
Channel Six Emmy Watch bunker.

342
00:17:20,521 --> 00:17:22,320
Arnie Pye, what's the situation?

343
00:17:22,356 --> 00:17:24,222
I'm-I'm about to die, Kent.

344
00:17:24,258 --> 00:17:26,992
And worst of all
is the fact that your voice

345
00:17:27,027 --> 00:17:29,261
is the last one I'll ever hear,

346
00:17:29,296 --> 00:17:31,930
you pompous snow monkey!

347
00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:38,170
Homer, what are you
doing here?

348
00:17:38,205 --> 00:17:40,438
I had to do whatever it
takes to get you to leave.

349
00:17:40,474 --> 00:17:42,707
So I dressed up as
a prison guard.

350
00:17:42,743 --> 00:17:44,376
Now I'd better not
blow my cover.

351
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,344
Get back. Get back.

352
00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:48,013
Okay, a little forward.

353
00:17:48,048 --> 00:17:50,515
Now back! Back! Back!

354
00:17:50,551 --> 00:17:51,850
Now forward.

355
00:17:51,885 --> 00:17:53,885
And back! Back! Back!

356
00:17:53,921 --> 00:17:57,122
It's very sweet
that you came for me.
357
00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:59,624
I know things won't always
be perfect----

358
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,860
but they'll be better than
fighting off prison inmates

359
00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:03,895
in a tornado.

360
00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:06,531
I believe you.

361
00:18:06,567 --> 00:18:08,533
And I wanna go home.

362
00:18:11,405 --> 00:18:12,971
Mwah.

363
00:18:15,676 --> 00:18:17,742
Come on, man. Take the shot.

364
00:18:17,778 --> 00:18:20,579
No, I can't. I'll fire
a warning shot at her hair.

365
00:18:21,882 --> 00:18:23,648
Oh, she uses
too much product.

366
00:18:23,684 --> 00:18:26,051
Don't worry. All the kids
are accounted for

367
00:18:26,086 --> 00:18:29,120
except for, uh... Raife Waggum.

368
00:18:29,156 --> 00:18:31,256
Well, I have a sad call to make.

369
00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:36,094
Huh. Busy.

370
00:18:36,129 --> 00:18:37,996
<i>Bart, would you like</i>
<i>some extra bacon?</i>

371
00:18:38,031 --> 00:18:39,097
Sure would, Mom.

372
00:18:39,132 --> 00:18:41,399
Okay, but you owe me.

373
00:18:41,435 --> 00:18:43,468
Sorry, sorry,
force of habit.

374
00:18:43,503 --> 00:18:45,637
It's okay, Mom. Whatever you
want, just glad you're back.

375
00:18:45,672 --> 00:18:48,306
Geez, ever since I got sprung
from the hoosegow,

376
00:18:48,342 --> 00:18:50,609
you kids have been
kind of clingy.

377
00:18:50,644 --> 00:18:53,111
No, Mom, we're just really
glad to have you back.

378
00:18:53,146 --> 00:18:54,946
And we're not nuts or
anything, but please

379
00:18:54,982 --> 00:18:57,782
don't let the refrigerator
door block my view of you.

380
00:18:57,818 --> 00:18:59,618
Aah!

381
00:18:59,653 --> 00:19:01,953
Hmm, I need some spices
from the pantry.

382
00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:03,154
I'm coming, too.
383
00:19:03,190 --> 00:19:05,757
Oh, you're pathetic.

384
00:19:05,792 --> 00:19:07,525
Let me in.

385
00:19:07,561 --> 00:19:10,795
Now, kids, give your mother
a little peace and...

386
00:19:10,831 --> 00:19:12,797
Aw.

387
00:19:16,036 --> 00:19:18,503
Aw.

388
00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:20,338
<i>I wanna say two things:</i>

389
00:19:20,374 --> 00:19:23,008
<i>I love you guys and</i>
<i>we're out of peanut butter.</i>

390
00:20:08,189 --> 00:20:14,689
== sync, corrected by <font color="#00FF00">elderman</font> ==
<font color="#00FFFF">@elder_man</font>

391
00:20:53,901 --> 00:20:55,094
Shh!