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Jerry's apartment: Jerry and George are chatting

GEORGE: I can't believe this.
JERRY: Oh, it won't be for that long.
GEORGE: How could I do this? How could I move back in with those
people? Please, tell me. They're insane. You know that.
JERRY: Hey, my parents are just as crazy as your parents.
GEORGE: How can you compare your parents to my parents?!
JERRY: My father has never thrown anything out. Ever!
GEORGE: My father wears his sneakers in the pool! Sneakers!
JERRY: My mother has never set foot in a natural body of water.
GEORGE: (Showing Jerry up) Listen carefully. My mother has never laughed.
Ever. Not a giggle, not a chuckle, not a tee-hee. Never went Ha!
JERRY: Smirk?
GEORGE: Maybe! And I'm moving back in there!
JERRY: I told you I'd lend you the money for the rent.
GEORGE: No, no, no, no. Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex.
It just completely changes the relationship. (Kramer stumbles in)
KRAMER: Alright. I'm ready. (To George) You know, I still don't understand;
why do you want to move back in with your parents?
GEORGE: I don't want to! I'm out of money! I got $714 in the bank.
KRAMER: Well, move in here.
JERRY: (surprised) What's that?
KRAMER: Why doesn't he just move in here?
GEORGE: (Sarcastic) Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna move in with him. He doesn't
even let you use the toilet!
KRAMER: You can move in with me, if you want.
GEORGE: (Sincerely) Thank you. I, uh, that might not work out.

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Glossary
Insane: crazy, nuts, bonkers
My A is just as B as yours: Ours are the same, there is no difference between my
A and your B
To throw out: to put in the trash, to dispose of, to get rid of
Sneakers: tennis shoes, running shoes, training shoes, trainers, exercise shoes
Pool: swimming pool
SMO has never set foot in SWR: SMO has never been in SMW, I have never set
foot in a girls bathroom. The nuance is that you dont want to go
to that place, too.
A natural body of water: a river, a lake, an oceanany place with water that
MAN did not make!
Giggle: watch me in the video!
Chuckle: watch me in the video!
Not a tee-hee: watch me in the video!
Smirk: a snide smilea condescending smile, a conceited smile
Lend: to borrow
The rent: the monthly amount a person has to pay for their
house/apartment/office/etc.
A is like B: A is the same as B, A and B are the same
Im out of money: Im broke, I ran out of money, I am depleted of money, I
have no more money left
Let: allow someone to
The toilet: the bathroom
Work out: end up good, result in a good thing, have a happy ending

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