Kadi Jokes
Question : In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do
anything on those 4 people. why?
Answer : Because they are lion's club memebers.
Question : Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu
appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum
Answer :A B CD E.
( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )
Question : High Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu
alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?.
Answer : Rubber (Eraser) vachchu alipparu .
Question : This is especialy for Kamal Rasiharkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha
muthal padam ethu.?
Answer :Kalththur Kannamma.
Question : Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vaipparu.
Answer :Singa sangam.
Question : A newly mariied girl comming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keerai for her
husband. and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand
"eppadimma Keerai".
Answer :she said "naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!
Question : intha e-commerce e-business e-mail ithukkellam counter technology vantha enna name
irukkum?
Answer :kosu-commerce kosu-business kosu-mail.
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5. ujaalaa commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai moorthy
and vennira aadai nirmala
9. What is the negative word for Subramaniam samy Subramaniam did not see me.
10. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve rackets(racquets) and
courts!
15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae
suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.
16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! )
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know
why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.
18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY
cannot MOSQUITO!!
19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY but a
MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!
21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku athu maraikkum
23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai
24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum.
Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai sappida
mudiyathu
25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup
milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum )))
26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga avanukku
paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan? Naan konjam
thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ? nu sonnaan.
27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? Cowboy role
29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku
31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.
32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan periya
revolutionist aache
33. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar nagai chuvai
nadigar illaiyaa.
36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi went
away with the mouse.
37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because its days are numbered.
38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked
the whole list again yesterday.
39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold
40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ? Why? Anil
Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!
41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha nanainjudume !!!
42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass
of Milk .
43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda pisasu didnt see me (or) aravindha pisasu
44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu
Gundu Voosi
45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa, naattukkulla
nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula pin romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..
47. naadhaswara vidwan pay hike venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. pay hike vendum endru
vaayaal ketpaar 2. oothiya uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48. ulagathileye periya ladder ethu?
handavaalam
49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop vantha odana
Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen?
Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale
50. Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat kavunthuduthu..yaellarum
iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum waterla mithakuraathu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai
51. gandhikkum ravi shastrikkum enna difference? Ravi Sastry is an off spinner. Gandhi was a
kai-raattinam spinner?
51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O) 52. Asoka
the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi) Vanginar. Sandai Podumbodhu
Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.
53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam :
Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma! Teacher : Good! paravaillayae Mela Sollu
Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil Valayuma! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil
Vlayuma! and so on.
53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru: Sishya, mudalle
sithappavai kolla vendum
54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum? Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!
55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come inbetween 55.
Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil serndhuvidum.
56. Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan? Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!
57. Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa
maranjidichi ean? Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!
57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal HaHa San.
58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan Mei marandhuvittan.
59. Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ? Soodaan
seithigal iruppadhal.
59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? Sonia Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna avaar ? Usilai
mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball. Lovers-kku piditha naadu
edhu ? Pakisthan Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ? Rushya
62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal
64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra Sundari
65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru maasam
68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane pudavai
kattuvanga
69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well,
where did you get mummy then?
69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the
well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. Bcos in the tonic bottle its written as Shake well before use
!!!
70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in MrXs pocket
and asked him, Mr X where is the pen? Mr X replied in the pocket Good. The interviewing
officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked MrX, Mr X where is the pen now?
Mr X replied antha pocket Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?
71. One day Mr.Xs little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the
Mother Tongue:. field. Mr.X simply said write approximately 6cm
Tamil Kadi Jokes
1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!
8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?
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16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He!
)
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of
hours. You know why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.
18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY
but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!
23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai
25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left
cornerla oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda
mugaththildhaan irukkum )))
27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? Cowboy role
29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e
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31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku
Vaathiyaar.
33. SV.Sekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar
nagai chuvai nadigar illaiyaa.
37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because its days are
numbered.
38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead
Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold
40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach
first ? Why? Anil Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!
41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha
nanainjudume !!!
42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If
you drop a Glass of Milk .
43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda pisasu didnt see me (or)
aravindha pisasu
44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga
vangiyathu Gundu Voosi
45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa,
naattukkulla nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula pin
romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..
47. naadhaswara vidwan pay hike venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. pay hike
vendum endru vaayaal ketpaar 2. oothiya uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48.
ulagathileye periya ladder ethu? handavaalam
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51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H
to O) 52. Asoka the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi)
Vanginar. Sandai Podumbodhu Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.
53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu
Pakkalam. Shyam : Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma! Teacher :
Good! paravaillayae Mela Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil
Valayuma! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil Vlayuma! and so on.
53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru:
Sishya, mudalle sithappavai kolla vendum
55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come
inbetween
56. Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan? Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!
57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal HaHa San.
58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan Mei
marandhuvittan.
59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? Sonia Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna
avaar ? Usilai mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball.
Lovers-kku piditha naadu edhu ? Pakisthan Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ?
Rushya
62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai
iruppadhaal
64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra
Sundari
69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask
that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started
trying to shake the well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. Bcos in the tonic bottle
its written as Shake well before use !!!
70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in
MrXs pocket and asked him, Mr X where is the pen? Mr X replied in the
pocket Good. The interviewing officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket
and asked MrX, Mr X where is the pen now? Mr X replied antha pocket
Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?
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71. One day Mr.Xs little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what
to write in the Mother Tongue:. field. Mr.X simply said write approximately
6cm
72. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?
73. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya
pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!
74. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) bse after S there is a
mile.
80. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu
eri chandranukku po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha
vizhundruven illiya.
82. What is the negative word for Subramaniam samy Subramaniam did not
see me.
83. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve
rackets(racquets) and courts!
84. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare
addikum...
87. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...
89. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?
91. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
92. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa
mudiyathu?
93. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?
95. Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum "1 WATCH FREE !!!
Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum Watch Free-ya???
Vadivelu: Yes
Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!.!.
100. Hotela kaasu kodukalana mavatta soluvanga ana busla kasu kodukalana
bus otta solluvangala?
Paalgovavai paalil seivanga ana rasakulava rasathula seiya mudiyuma?
Amma adicha valikum, appa adicha valikum, Sight adicha valikuma?
Paal pota paal karan, paper pota paper karan picha pota?
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