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Kadi Jokes

Kadi Jokes

Question : Palvalikku mukiyaman Karanan enna theriyuma?


Answer : "Pal"lu than.

Question : In a forest 10 people are going suddenly a loin came and killed 6 people . But did not do
anything on those 4 people. why?
Answer : Because they are lion's club memebers.

Question : Patient: Neenga oru "Pal Doctor" a ?


Answer :Doctor. Illai Naan " Muppathirendu pallukkum Doctor".

Question : Teacher: Kadal arippu erpattal enna pannalam?


Answer :student: Sorinju vidalam!!!.

Question : Pullu sappitta kannu nalla theriyum yen


Answer :yenna yendha madavadhu kannadi potturrukka

Question : neththu busla poyittu irunthappa oruththar shoulderla


adichchu "Royapetta" ya nnaru
Answer : nan illa en "tholpatta" nu sonnen ana yen ennai murachcharunnu theriyala.

Question : Oru male B oru female B tea kudikuthu appa oru fly vilundhthiruchchu
appa male B female B kitta enna solliyirukkum
Answer :A B CD E.
( A(calling) B CD (parudee) E (Fly) )

Question : Guess which is the strongest animal in the world....


Answer :without any doubt it is moonchooru (one kind of eli(mouse))in which Pillayar is seated

Question : High Budget films la hero villai na Machine Gun Laser Gun vachchu
alipparu. romba Low budget padangalla hero villaina eppidi alipparu?.
Answer : Rubber (Eraser) vachchu alipparu .

Question : This is especialy for Kamal Rasiharkal. Kamal meesai illama nadichcha
muthal padam ethu.?
Answer :Kalththur Kannamma.

Question : Vengaya kadai karangallam sangam vachcha enna per vaippanga.


Answer :Onion Union

Question : Karunanidhi Loins club president ana Lions club kku nna per vaipparu.
Answer :Singa sangam.

Question : A newly mariied girl comming to chennai for the first time. she decided to make Keerai for her
husband. and she is going to the market and asked the kadakaramma by taking some keerai in her hand
"eppadimma Keerai".

Answer :she said "naan nallaththan keeran. nee eppadi keerai". ?!?!?!!!

Question : intha e-commerce e-business e-mail ithukkellam counter technology vantha enna name
irukkum?
Answer :kosu-commerce kosu-business kosu-mail.
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2.How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?


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6. L.KG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye


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maranthudu jatila uchaa poitten.

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Old Tamil Kadi Jokes Collection


1. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) bse after S there is a mile.

2.Malaimegam kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.

3.saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan

4.saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy

5. ujaalaa commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai moorthy
and vennira aadai nirmala

6. vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku


7. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku
po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven
illiya.

8. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? B. yennaa adhu AC naduvila irukku.

9. What is the negative word for Subramaniam samy Subramaniam did not see me.

10. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve rackets(racquets) and
courts!

11. Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.

12. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum

13. Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu

14. Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.

15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae
suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.

16. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku


SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn
Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ?

16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! )

17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know
why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.

18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY
cannot MOSQUITO!!

19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY but a
MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

19. Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)

21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku athu maraikkum

22. what is one word for hold my cycle sir ? encyclopedia

23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai
24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida mudiyum.
Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki Deepavaliyai sappida
mudiyathu

25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla oru cup
milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda mugaththildhaan irukkum )))

26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga avanukku
paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna sonnaan? Naan konjam
thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ? nu sonnaan.

27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? Cowboy role

28. . Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum? ThaNNi kudiththanam


nadaththum.

29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.

30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku

31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku Vaathiyaar.

32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan periya
revolutionist aache

33. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar nagai chuvai
nadigar illaiyaa.

34. Hitchcock ai vita bayangaramaaga padam eduppathu yaar? nalla paambu

35. Q: heroine-ukku opposite? A : Hero Out ?

36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi went
away with the mouse.

37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because its days are numbered.

38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked
the whole list again yesterday.

39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold

40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ? Why? Anil
Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!

41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha nanainjudume !!!

42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If you drop a Glass
of Milk .
43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda pisasu didnt see me (or) aravindha pisasu

44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga vangiyathu
Gundu Voosi

45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa, naattukkulla
nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula pin romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..

46. Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum

46. Gokulashtamikkum communisathukkum enna commonality? Aha! Gokulashtami: kaal


marks. Communism: Karl Marx

47. naadhaswara vidwan pay hike venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. pay hike vendum endru
vaayaal ketpaar 2. oothiya uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48. ulagathileye periya ladder ethu?
handavaalam

49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop vantha odana
Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen?
Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale

50. Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat kavunthuduthu..yaellarum
iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum waterla mithakuraathu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai
51. gandhikkum ravi shastrikkum enna difference? Ravi Sastry is an off spinner. Gandhi was a
kai-raattinam spinner?

51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O) 52. Asoka
the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi) Vanginar. Sandai Podumbodhu
Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.

53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam :
Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma! Teacher : Good! paravaillayae Mela Sollu
Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil Valayuma! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil
Vlayuma! and so on.

53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru: Sishya, mudalle
sithappavai kolla vendum

54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum? Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi irukkum!

55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come inbetween 55.
Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil serndhuvidum.

56. Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan? Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!

57. Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa
maranjidichi ean? Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!

57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal HaHa San.

58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan Mei marandhuvittan.
59. Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ? Soodaan
seithigal iruppadhal.

59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? Sonia Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna avaar ? Usilai
mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball. Lovers-kku piditha naadu
edhu ? Pakisthan Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ? Rushya

61. Paattikku oru kaal odinja enna aagum ? Patti.

62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal

63 . Gandhi padathai tamil-la eduthaa enna peru vaippaanga? Aatthaa sudhandiram


kedachiduchi! Telugu? Borbandar rowdy! Hindi? 1947 A *TRUE* story! Malayalam?
Mohandasin oru kashta kaalathu! (mookkinaal padikkavum

64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra Sundari

65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru maasam

66. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.


Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

67. Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why? Adhuthaan Saathukudi aache!

67. Romba neelamaana pazham edhu? Naavalpazham (Novel pazham)!

68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane pudavai
kattuvanga

69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well,
where did you get mummy then?

69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to shake the
well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. Bcos in the tonic bottle its written as Shake well before use
!!!

70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in MrXs pocket
and asked him, Mr X where is the pen? Mr X replied in the pocket Good. The interviewing
officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked MrX, Mr X where is the pen now?
Mr X replied antha pocket Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?

71. One day Mr.Xs little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to write in the
Mother Tongue:. field. Mr.X simply said write approximately 6cm
Tamil Kadi Jokes
1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call,
even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam.... Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam ..


aana
Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa


mudiyum

4. "Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?"

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu


solla mudiyuma?

6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda


mudiyathu.

7. Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?

8. School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam... Blood Testla
Bit addika mudiyuma?

9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku


kudupangala?!

10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

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11. Omakuchi een olliya Irukkar? Ans : Athu Avar Ishtam.

12. Romba Naal Uyir Vazha enna vazhi? . saagaama irukkaNum

13. Kinnathula kallai pottal Aen Muzhukirathu? adhukku neechal theriyaadhu

14. Kakam Aen Thanneril Muzhugathu? . kaakkai karaiyum.

15. SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu


ponnunga en pinnadiyae suththarrAnga
Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ?
SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum.

16. Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku


SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn
Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ?

16. When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He!
)
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of
hours. You know why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.

18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY
but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!

19. Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY


can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!

19. Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Person2 : AANKING (!)

21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku


athu maraikkum

22. what is one word for hold my cycle sir ? encyclopedia

23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai

24 .Pongalukkum Deepavalikkum enna difference? A1: Pongalai saappida


mudiyum. Dheepaavaliyai saappida mudiyaadhu ??!!
A2: Deepavalinnikki Pongalai sappada mudiyum. Aana Pongal Innikki
Deepavaliyai sappida mudiyathu

25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left
cornerla oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda
mugaththildhaan irukkum )))

26. poNNu pakka vantha paiyan sonnatha kettathum poNNU veettukkaaranga


avanukku paithyamnu poNNu kodukka mattenuttaanga. Avan appadi enna
sonnaan? Naan konjam thaniyaa pesaNum.paravayillaiyaa ? nu sonnaan.

27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? Cowboy role

28. Whiskeyum Brandhiyum kalyaanam paNNina enna aagum? ThaNNi


kudiththanam nadaththum.

29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.

30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e
erukku

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31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku
Vaathiyaar.

32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru.


avarthaan periya revolutionist aache

33. SV.Sekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar
nagai chuvai nadigar illaiyaa.

34. Hitchcock ai vita bayangaramaaga padam eduppathu yaar? nalla paambu

35. Q: heroine-ukku opposite? A : Hero Out ?


36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer?
ennA gaNapathi went away with the mouse.

37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because its days are
numbered.

38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead
Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.

39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold

40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach
first ? Why? Anil Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!

41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha
nanainjudume !!!

42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water ? Answer: If
you drop a Glass of Milk .

43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda pisasu didnt see me (or)
aravindha pisasu

44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga
vangiyathu Gundu Voosi

45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa,
naattukkulla nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula pin
romba cheap-aa kidichuthaam..

46. Yaanai thannila viluntha yenna agum ? Neer yanaiyayidum

46. Gokulashtamikkum communisathukkum enna commonality? Aha!


Gokulashtami: kaal marks. Communism: Karl Marx

47. naadhaswara vidwan pay hike venum-naa eppadi keppaar? 1. pay hike
vendum endru vaayaal ketpaar 2. oothiya uyarvu vendum endru ketpaar 48.
ulagathileye periya ladder ethu? handavaalam

49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga


stop vantha odana Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum
yerangavemattennu pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen? Kannagi padi thandatha
pathini aache ! athanaal than irngale
50. Oru Boatla oru ponnu matrum niraiy paer porangha..Boat
kavunthuduthu..yaellarum iranthudaraangha..aana antha ponnu mattum
waterla mithakuraathu yaeppadi? Naattukkattai

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51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H
to O) 52. Asoka the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi)
Vanginar. Sandai Podumbodhu Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.

53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu
Pakkalam. Shyam : Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma! Teacher :
Good! paravaillayae Mela Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil
Valayuma! Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil Vlayuma! and so on.

53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru:
Sishya, mudalle sithappavai kolla vendum

54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum? Thandavaalam (rail) waste


aagi irukkum!

55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come
inbetween

55. Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil


serndhuvidum.

56. Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan? Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!

57. Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu


maayamaa maranjidichi ean? Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!

57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal HaHa San.

58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan Mei
marandhuvittan.

59. Dina Thandhi paper-a Fan-kku adiyila ninnukittuthaan padikkanum. Yen ?


Soodaan seithigal iruppadhal.

59. Weak-aana politician yaar ? Sonia Gandhi 60. Usilai Mani ilaithuvittal enna
avaar ? Usilai mini aavaar Kaunda Mani-kku piditha vilaiyattu edhu ? Foot Ball.
Lovers-kku piditha naadu edhu ? Pakisthan Koottam-ulla naadu edhu ?
Rushya

61. Paattikku oru kaal odinja enna aagum ? Patti.

62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai
iruppadhaal

63 . Gandhi padathai tamil-la eduthaa enna peru vaippaanga? Aatthaa


sudhandiram kedachiduchi! Telugu? Borbandar rowdy! Hindi? 1947 A
*TRUE* story! Malayalam? Mohandasin oru kashta kaalathu! (mookkinaal
padikkavum

64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra
Sundari

65. Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam? Sumar, aaru


maasam

66. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu


vangaraan. Thangachchi? Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

67. Saathukkudi pazhathai sappida mudiyaathu, why? Adhuthaan Saathukudi


aache!

67. Romba neelamaana pazham edhu? Naavalpazham (Novel pazham)!

68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula


dhane pudavai kattuvanga

69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask
that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?

69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started
trying to shake the well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. Bcos in the tonic bottle
its written as Shake well before use !!!

70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in
MrXs pocket and asked him, Mr X where is the pen? Mr X replied in the
pocket Good. The interviewing officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket
and asked MrX, Mr X where is the pen now? Mr X replied antha pocket
Actually , he was answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?

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71. One day Mr.Xs little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what
to write in the Mother Tongue:. field. Mr.X simply said write approximately
6cm

72. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga
mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

73. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya
pottal
vibaraithama aayidum !!!

74. Which is the longest word in the dictionary? Smile ) bse after S there is a
mile.

75.Malaimegam kku opposit yenna? Ans: Malai may not come.

76.saapida yedhuvum soodaaga kidaikkaadha hotel edhu? Ariya bhavan

77.saradu vitte mele pona nadigar yaar? KAthadi ramamoorthy


78. ujaalaa commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar?
Vennira aadai moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala

79. vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu? mysore paakku

80. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu
eri chandranukku po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha
vizhundruven illiya.

81. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? B. yennaa adhu AC naduvila


irukku.

82. What is the negative word for Subramaniam samy Subramaniam did not
see me.

83. What is common to robbers and tennis players ? They both involve
rackets(racquets) and courts!

84. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare
addikum...

85. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile


ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

86. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela


padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

87. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum...

88. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu


sappitta
irumal varathu!

89. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?

90. 'Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu ,


Appo
'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

91. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?
92. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa
mudiyathu?

93. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna
mudiyuma?

94. Akka frienda akkaava ninaikkalam, thangachi frienda thangachiyaa


ninaikalam but.
Pondatti frienda pondattiya ninaika mudiyuma?

95. Vadivelu: Ingu 1000 Rubaikku Edhu Vaanginalum "1 WATCH FREE !!!
Parthiban: Edhu Vaanginaalum Watch Free-ya???
Vadivelu: Yes
Parthiban: Appa 1000 Rubaikku Chillarai Kodu!.!.!.

96. 2 pasanga sappittu kondirukkumbodhu


Paiyan1: Yeanda Fan-a off pannitta
Paiyan1: Yenga Appa than yennai Viyarvai sindhi sappidanumnu sonnaru
adhan

97. Yean thanni thelichchu Kolam poduranga theriyuma???


Kolam pottuttu thanni thelicha Kolam Azhinjidum adhaan
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

98. Ithil Ethu Putthisali?


1.Vattam
2.Sadhuram
Vidai: Sadhuram
Athukkuthaan 4 Moolai irukku.
By LKG-Lower Kindergarten. UKG-Upper Kindergarten. Association

99. Ennathan nammakku Rendu kaadhu irrunthallum nammaONNUnu


sonnaONNUnu than ketkku

100. Hotela kaasu kodukalana mavatta soluvanga ana busla kasu kodukalana
bus otta solluvangala?
Paalgovavai paalil seivanga ana rasakulava rasathula seiya mudiyuma?
Amma adicha valikum, appa adicha valikum, Sight adicha valikuma?
Paal pota paal karan, paper pota paper karan picha pota?

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6th Dec 2010, 12:54 PM#6


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