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New donations to U. fell by a quarter last year With his first solo album, “Sir Lu-
cious Left Foot: The Son of Chico
Dusty,” named Billboard’s release of
Campaign exceeds $180 million to $135.3 million in hindered the campaign, which Dorpel said. the week in July, Big Boi has been far
the last fiscal year. Total cash gifts was on pace 18 months ago to Though administrators at the from an OutKast. The hip-hop artist,
expectations four fell 14 percent, from $193.4 mil- top off at $1.7 billion, said Ron- time called the total for 2009 a songwriter, producer and actor is
months before end lion to $167 million. ald Vanden Dorpel MA’71, who success, the figure was some- “on most people’s radars,” Schreiber
But despite the continued slide was senior vice president for Uni- what buoyed because the Univer- said, adding that several popular
in fundraising figures, optimistic versity advancement before he sity expedited some outstanding magazines praised the album. “Since
By Sydney Ember administrators have increased the retired on June 30. pledges from high-profile donors, when does the New Yorker write
News Editor total goal for the Campaign for “Our pledges were substantial- Vanden Dorpel said. By calling in about hip hop?” she asked.
Academic Enrichment — Presi- ly down because of the economy,” outstanding pledges — arranged Stegosaurus composes “a lot of
Financial gifts and pledges to the dent Ruth Simmons’ $1.4 billion he said. “People weren’t willing to contribution commitments that creative mixes and mash-ups that we
University fell nearly 25 percent fundraising effort that launched commit large amounts.” can cover several years — the thought would really enhance the
last year, even as the University’s in 2002 — to $1.6 billion, four The downward trend in fund- University reduced the number Big Boi show,” Schreiber said. Hin-
ambitious fundraising campaign months before it is slated to end raising began in fiscal year 2009, of pledges in the pipeline for this ton, who has released two albums,
continues to outperform expecta- Dec. 31. The campaign’s total cur- when new gifts and pledges fell year, Vanden Dorpel told The Her- performed as a DJ in Providence
tions. rently stands at $1.54 billion. nearly 22 percent, from $230
New gifts and pledges fell from The fundraising drop-off has million to $180 million, Vanden continued on page 4 continued on page 2
mo v in g in
Filling our shopping carts
with classes: the Mocha story
By Alex Bell tive to the Brown Online Course An-
Senior Staff Writer nouncement system, or BOCA. Writ-
ten in the programming language
Mocha can do just about anything Java, their brainchild came to be
except register for classes. Banner’s known as Mocha. Since its launch
new course scheduler can do that, in 2006, Mocha has been immensely
though it lacks some of Mocha’s popular among the student body.
user-friendly features. Despite its popularity, Mocha
But a union between these two has not officially been supported
by Brown. Since the Office of the
FEATURE Registrar does not send course in-
formation to Mocha’s developers,
systems is unlikely to occur. Mocha’s course listings and course
information may be out of date at
Brown’s new brew any time. When the site’s develop-
Anyone who has felt apprecia- ers realize the Registrar has updat-
tive enough of Mocha to look at its ed Brown’s class listings after the
“About” page is familiar with its story. initial course announcement, they
Max Monn / Herald Four computer science concentra- repeat the process of downloading
“Untitled,” by Arthur Carter ’53, moved onto the Quiet Green last month with the class of 2014 — but the tors created the software over the
sculpture, scheduled to be uninstalled in three years, will graduate a year ahead of time. See page 3.
2005-06 winter break as an alterna- continued on page 3
inside
sudoku
Daily Herald
the Brown
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CIS head provided support
to Mocha founders
continued from page 1 the Brown Bookstore, leading to
Mocha’s inclusion of links to buy
the course descriptions to refresh textbooks from the store’s site.
Mocha. But they have no warning of “We wanted to make sure they
when these updates come after each didn’t step on any toes in a way that
semester’s course announcement. could be avoided,” Pickett said. “And
Co-founder Dan Leventhal ’07 I think ever yone got what they
explained that Mocha’s developers wanted.”
never made a strong push for access
to Brown’s raw course data. A protege comes along
“Nobody really felt like it was that In 2007, Leventhal said Mocha’s
urgent,” Leventhal said. “We already developers had two or three rounds
had something that worked.” of meetings with CIS in which the Courtesy of Graciela Kincaid
Leventhal also said the develop- idea that the University might buy Cody Simmons ’10 (third from right) founded CO-Fund, a non-profit that facilitates scholarship donations.
ers figured the University’s Comput- or otherwise acquire Mocha was
ing and Information Services and
the registrar’s office had more than
enough on their plate dealing with
discussed.
“They didn’t really want to pay us
the kind of money that we thought
New group funds scholarships
financial and scheduling setbacks it was worth,” Leventhal said. “We’d By Thomas Jarus tions from family, friends, church help “your mom’s friend’s son.”
in launching Banner, which finally rather keep running it and learning Staff Writer organizations, sports teams and During organizational stages,
became active in April 2007. from it than get a hundred dollars other contributors, with the goal CO-Fund worked closely with the
“At no time were we feeling like for it.” When people see friends strug- of collecting $2,500 of scholarship Social Innovation Initiative, a pro-
we were being blown off,” he said. If “Plus, taking on a new piece gling to pay for college, they might money for each selected fellow. gram run by the Swearer Center
the students had gone to Brown ad- of code is not necessarily cheap if ask themselves how they could The group’s “CO” stands for “col- for Public Service as a part of its
ministrators and said Mocha would you’re not familiar with it,” Leven- make a small but meaningful con- lege opportunity.” Social Entrepreneurship Program.
no longer be able to run without thal said, adding that the developers tribution to their education. With Graciela Kincaid ’12, head of Alan Harlam, director of social
access to the course data, he said, would not be interested in maintain- his new nonprofit organization, student relations, said CO-Fund’s entrepreneurship at the Swearer
he suspects an agreement would ing a program for the University that CO-Fund, Cody Simmons ’10 wants work could make a big difference. Center, said his field “involves
have been reached to keep Mocha they did not control. to make it easy for people to donate “I think that not being able to pay people who start businesses that
operational. He also had concerns that if the to a range of deserving high school for college is a surprisingly com- are literally purposed around solv-
developers did sell the company students in need of scholarships. mon experience and I don’t think ing a social mission.”
In good company and Mocha declined in quality, they Through its website for online it gets talked about that much,” For CO-Fund, the Social Inno-
Michael Pickett left a post at would be disappointed. Besides, person-to-person donations — she said. vation Initiative bridged the gap
Duke University to become Brown’s making money was never the de- co‑fund.org — the group allowed Simmons said the organization between the Brown community
vice president for computing and velopers’ goal since they founded its selected students last semester, is based on the idea of helping oth-
information services in 2007. Leven- Mocha, he said. known as fellows, to pool dona- ers the same way that one would continued on page 5
thal, then a senior, was a member of After most of the developers
the search committee that selected graduated and spread out across
Pickett after Banner was launched. the country, Leventhal said, talks
“He has a big job in front of him, became more difficult to arrange.
which would be true for anyone “I may not have put the right
coming here,” Leventhal told The deal on the table at the right time,”
Herald in an April 4, 2007, article. Pickett said. “But I think they just
“At the same time, I think that bring- wanted to run it for themselves.”
ing in someone new who doesn’t The year that most of Mocha’s
have experience with how things developers graduated, the Univer-
are done at Brown could be great sity began developing what Pickett
for the University. He brings a whole called a “rough prototype” of the
new perspective and approach to the course scheduler application that
position.” was released on March 15.
In the same article, Pickett told “It’s not intended to knock Mo-
The Herald, “Brown is different from cha out of the water,” Pickett said.
a lot of other universities. There is “And we’re not going to get into the
a spark of creativity and innovation business of linking to Amazon or
here among students, faculty and anything like that.”
administrators that I’m excited to be More than 5,000 students have
a part of.” And Pickett still stands by used Brown’s course scheduling
those words. application this semester, Pickett
In an interview with The Herald wrote in an e-mail to The Herald.
earlier this week, Pickett said he has The average cart size is about six
always considered helping Brown courses.
entrepreneurs succeed an important Leventhal was a bit surprised
part of his job. when he found out the University
As the son of an inventor, Pickett was making its own system. But
easily assumed an advisory role to he said Mocha’s founders — all of
the young Brown innovators. whom now have full-time jobs — will
Going so far as to take the stu- continue to run the site as long as
dents out to dinner a few times, he it is used.
talked with them about business “One of the things we always
models and what they wanted to see liked about Brown is that it’s easy
happen with their creation. Preserv- to shop courses,” Leventhal said.
ing the functionality of Mocha for “But if you don’t have the right tools,
Brown students was a priority for all there are going to be courses you
parties from day one, Pickett said. don’t see.”
In 2008, Mocha’s crew incorpo- Pickett said he hopes to see more
rated the site into a limited liability innovation on the part of students
corporation called Siliconfections. stemming from the flow of public
They moved it off of the Brown com- information out of the University
puter science department’s servers, as Mocha did.
and paid for web hosting with the “As an entrepreneur, you try dif-
commissions they made when us- ferent things and sometimes it will
ers clicked on links from their site work out and sometimes it won’t,”
to Amazon.com. Pickett said. “But either way, you
Pickett also set up talks with learn from it.”
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Student group connects donors
with college-bound students
continued from page 3 major in psychology and linguistics
at the University of Rochester and
and the outside world. aspires to work in speech pathology.
“They needed to partner with To protect her identity, the group
organizations to find students and, did not release her last name.
through relationships with the “I feel really lucky that I got
Swearer Center, we were able to chosen,” she said. “I think there
find great organizations that were should be more organizations like
already involved in college access,” CO-Fund.”
Harlam said. Kincaid and Katie Goddard ’12,
These groups, which help rec- head of educational research and
ommend the fellows, include Col- resources, received Starr Fellow-
lege Visions — an organization in ships from the Swearer Center this
Providence that works with high summer to work full-time on the
school seniors — and the Univer- organization, Harlam said.
sity’s College Advising Corps. Kincaid said their work included
After students are selected, their researching fundraising, complet-
profiles appear on CO-Fund’s web- ing grant applications and learning
site, where potential donors can about social media strategies involv-
learn about them and their situ- ing Facebook and Twitter. Kincaid
ation. and Goddard also examined last
Though the fellows never need semester’s results. Through evalu-
to repay CO-Fund for their scholar- ating their “pilot launch,” Kincaid
ship, they are urged to “pay it for- said they hoped to determine “what
ward,” an aspect of the program that elements of our model should be
Simmons called “morally binding.” changed or reconsidered and how
In order to pay it forward, fel- we could make it better next time
lows can choose one of four options: around.”
working with CO-Fund or its part- Kincaid said she thought the
ner organizations after graduat- company’s launch went well and
ing, donating to other CO-Fund she was pleased that the fellows’
students, participating in commu- scholarship money was distributed
nity service projects or attending to their colleges.
graduate school. “I’m really proud that we got our
The CO-Fund staff doesn’t “want first tuition payments out and that a
the repayment of this money to be a lot of it was raised through contri-
financial burden to someone who is butions on the website,” she said.
coming from a financially disadvan- Both Simmons and Kincaid said
taged family,” Harlam said. CO-Fund is off to a good start, but
Three of the four inaugural fel- they are still looking to improve.
lows are starting college this se- “We definitely wanted to raise
mester, and the other is a college more than we needed for these first
sophomore. few students and we’ve done that,”
A fellow named Maritza, who Simmons said.
just graduated from Classical High Simmons said that CO-Fund
School in Providence, has her first needs to raise funds for future fel-
college classes Wednesday. She lows and get more college students
said she hopes to pursue a double involved with the organization.
SportsWednesday
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BY Tony Bakshi mystery ride,” Pincince said. “I Just as Spain’s FIFA World Cup did
Sports Editor have no idea where it’s going to not come overnight, Brown’s men’s
take us.” soccer team knows that further suc-
After a class of eight seniors gradu- A class of 10 freshmen — one cess at the big tournament will only
ated last fall, women’s soccer Head forward, five midfielders, two de- come with strong preparation.
Coach Phil Pincince admits he does fenders and two goalies — was “We’ve been in preseason now for
not quite know what to expect from brought in to replace the outgoing over a week and the team is looking
his fresh-faced squad in the upcom- team members. The roster chang- really good,” co-captain David Walls
ing season. ’11 wrote in an e-mail to The Herald.
“I think 2010 is going to be a continued on page 8 “Almost all the team has met the
fitness standards which shows that
over the summer the players put in
a lot of work and have returned in
good shape.”
Co-captain Paul Grandstrand ’11
echoed the sentiment in an e-mail
to The Herald. “Everyone has put
in hard work during the summer
on their own by playing on (Player
Development League) teams across
the country or by training with other
high-level players.”
Former Assistant Coach Patrick
Laughlin takes over the head coach-
ing position and is joined by Assis-
tant Coach Andrew Biggs, a former
head coach at the University of New
England.
Both captains agreed that the
new coaching staff has brought spirit
to the team. Grandstrand wrote that
Laughlin “has brought some new en- Jonathan Bateman / Herald file photo
Defenseman David Walls ’11, an All-Ivy Honorable Mention, returns to the
ergy into the team” and that Briggs men’s soccer team as a co-captain.
“has already made an immediate
impact on our training.” to success on the field. Though the year, with a 5-2 record in Ivy League
Walls said there is still a battle for Bears came in second in the Ivy play that only trailed Harvard’s 5-1-1
key roles even though 10 starters League and made it to the second mark. They outshot their opponents
are returning from last year, credit- round of the NCAA tournament last 15-11 per game and outscored them
ing Laughlin and his new coaching year, Walls said he thinks the team by a 2-1 ratio.
style for the competitive spirit. will go further this year. The soccer team kicks off the
“There are lots of places up for “We are very excited to start the season with the Ocean State Cup
grabs and the competition amongst season,” Walls wrote. “We have a de- at Bryant University on Friday. Its
players is very intense,” Walls wrote. manding schedule but one in which first home game will be on Sept.
The players are optimistic that I think we can be successful.” 10 against the University of South
the new competitive energy will lead The Bears finished 11-3-5 last Carolina.
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Last call
Questions? After years of rumors and controversy, Chipotle Chipotle frequenter can attest that the chain’s lo-
Mexican Grill will finally come to Thayer Street. cations don’t feel like bars — the overwhelming
herald@browndailyherald.com A company spokesperson told The Herald that the emphasis is on the food.
restaurant should be open around November. But Rather, Chipotle will become a prime option for
nearby residents, would-be competitors and, until inexpensive, natural eats. And considering college
www.browndailyherald.com/join yesterday, even the University’s administration have students’ sleep and study habits, it’s the sort of op-
still hassled the new kid on the block. tion students will want to have available between
The Providence Journal reported earlier this the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. In fact, we would be
month that Chipotle withdrew its request for a li- open to even more restrictions on the restaurant’s
t h e b r o w n d a i ly h e r a l d quor license and a 2 a.m. closing time in the face alcohol sales if it meant food could be served until
Editor-in-Chief Managing Editor Deputy Managing Editors Senior Editors of an outpouring of opposition. We were initially the wee hours of the morning.
George Miller Chaz Kelsh Emmy Liss Ben Hyman disappointed to read that the University was among Ironically, if the goal is to prevent drunkenness
Joanna Wohlmuth Seth Motel the opponents, along with several individuals who and disorderly conduct, then forcing the new loca-
editorial Business
either manage or lease property to other Thayer tion to close early might be somewhat counter-
Anne Speyer Arts & Culture Editor General Managers Office Manager Street restaurants. According to the Journal story, productive. The chain is known for serving large
Suzannah Weiss Arts & Culture Editor Claire Kiely Shawn Reilly University spokeswoman Marisa Quinn voiced portions of rice, beans and meat. Because having
Sara Luxenberg Features Editor Katie Koh
Brian Mastroianni Features Editor concerns that another liquor-ser ving, late-night a full stomach slows the absorption of alcohol into
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Brigitta Greene Metro Editor Kelly Wess Sales establishment would create more opportunity for the bloodstream, these big, filling meals are just
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Sydney Ember News Editor Margaret Watson Client Relations
Zack Bahr Sports Editor Christiana Stephenson Alumni Relations Just yesterday, Brown and Chipotle reached a of heavy drinking.
Tony Bakshi Sports Editor compromise, the Associated Press reported. Brown Chipotle’s arrival on College Hill was first re-
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Post-graduation allocation
Why have I finally learned to accept the put ourselves, our resumes and our interview and dwindling supply of opportunities. Apply-
inevitability of the free market? Well, to put it smiles to the test for our futures. Yet we’re not ing to everything in sight isn’t a sign of our
Sarah Yu economically, it is out of rational self-interest. guaranteed that this nerve-wracking process lack of ambition, misdirection or frivolousness;
Opinions Columnist I would like to be doing something meaning- will turn out any fruitful results. it is simply an attempt to attain more perfect
ful and productive with my life come June In order to reassure our baffled selves, information in our current market.
2011. To me, and undoubtedly to many of many of us turn to the inevitable scramble After all, keeping our options open and
my fellow Brown seniors, this means either of applying for everything in conceivability. interests broad is something that Brown’s very
A student’s journey through college educa- making a living or enrolling in a respectable While our elders (and less harried peers) may own Open Curriculum has taught us. With a
tion is about challenges. For us, this means post-graduate program. question the actual utility of the indiscriminate diverse and vibrant undergraduate education
thinking about and accepting ideas outside Our generation, however, has been plagued application rush, and we may face some disap- under our belts, it is only natural that we see
of what we have become accustomed to, real- with uncertainty. In recent years, we have wit- proval from parents and various mentors and what is out there and consider trying it all out.
izing the potential in the cosmic grandeur of nessed the global financial crisis and continue encouragement to focus our attentions on one Despite the pressure on graduating seniors
the universe and leveraging ourselves to be to pinpoint our exact future paths, there is
successful for the rest of our lives. perhaps some logic in allowing ourselves this
As a newly-risen senior, it is my duty and one more chance to diversify our interests as
honor to welcome first-years beginning their My dear class of 2011 and I are consumers, much as we’d like in as many places as we can
journeys at Brown and to share a little bit and hoping that the Invisible Hand will help
about what I have learned by this stage in desperately vying for our demand (work) to be match our demand with the available supply,
my own journey. ultimately informing us about our desirability
From my current speculations about the
met by what seems increasingly like a scarce and to others in the professional world. I would
theoretical and practical implications of my dwindling supply of opportunities. like to maintain my newfound confidence and
future trajectory, I am convinced (or rather, optimism in the capabilities of the competitive
I am in the process of convincing myself) that market as I approach my final year of college,
Adam Smith was, and always will be, correct. and I hope that the important lesson I have
It has not been an easy admission for me, as to worry about the high unemployment rates particular area, I see this phenomenon as learned will embolden both my peers and
my Communist-Chinese-turned-welfare-state- it has engendered. Our disillusionment with simply the natural course of the free market those who will soon be in my shoes. Let’s
Australian upbringing has always somewhat corporations (including even institutions of economy that comprises college students’ broaden our horizons, and as thus, do justice
sheltered me from that rather large and impos- higher education, with steadily rising tuition post-graduation options. to our Brown education.
ing (albeit benevolent) Invisible Hand. costs and more competitive admission rates) Instead of the traditional manner of think-
Now, however, as I face my last year in has left a deep imprint on what we perceive to ing about graduating seniors in the labor
college — and serious contemplation about be our chances of survival in the real world. supply of our respective societies, let’s try to Sarah Yu ’11 considered
my impending job search and graduate school After tr ying to maintain a good GPA reverse the supply-demand charts that our eco- concentrating in Economics at one
applications — I realize that I need to embrace through a series of internships and extra- nomics professors taught us to memorize. That point, but then decided to keep her
the philosophy that I will always, no matter curricular activities, then spending the fall is, my dear class of 2011 and I are consumers,
options open. She can be reached at
how much I might want otherwise, be subject semester cramming for another round of desperately vying for our demand (work) to be
xia_yu@brown.edu.
to the Hand’s omnipotence. standardized tests, it will finally be time to met by what seems increasingly like a scarce
Scientific misconduct
other researcher saw no response from the ally, his colleagues discovered that Schoen ernment grants. Cuccinelli is prone to inter-
monkeys. was reusing data multiple times. The anoma- preting the law in politically convenient ways
DAVID The experiment relied on a subjective lies soon built, and, within a year, the first and has easily turned Mann into a prop to
SHEFFIELD analysis of the monkeys’ behaviors, which is committee found Schoen guilty of scientific further his ambitions. Luckily, a judge de-
why the group used multiple people to ana- misconduct. nied Cuccinelli’s request for a subpoena this
Opinions Columnist lyze the recordings. The two observers in- Such efforts by brave students and dili- week. The witch-hunt is not finished, but the
ferred contradictory data, so the next logi- gent scientists make ideologically driven decision is a hopeful sign that the legal sys-
Last week, a committee at Harvard ended a cal step was to have other observers judge claims of fraud disappointingly weak by tem sees through the political pandering.
three-year inquiry into one of the school’s the results to settle the issue — something comparison. Last year, a hacker broke into This does not mean that prosecutors
professors, Marc Hauser. It concluded that that the whistleblowers did want. However, the Climate Research Unit’s computers. The should never investigate scientists. A U.S. at-
he engaged in scientific misconduct. Hauser Hauser refused and wanted to publish his re- hacker stole thousands of emails and distrib- torney is currently examining Hauser’s mis-
is a psychologist who studies animal cogni- sults as the correct interpretation. uted them on the World Wide Web. Climate conduct because he received federal fund-
tion, particularly moral behavior. Scientific The graduate student and research as- change deniers and sympathetic news orga- ing. However, it is a waste of government
misconduct is a serious offense that ham- sistant should be commended for what they nizations mined the e-mails and misrepre- money to investigate a scientist without a
pers the advancement of the entire endeav- did. They were both heavily reliant on Haus- sented what was written to fabricate a con- rational justification. Science is effective at
or. er for their careers and their decision to spiracy by scientists to deceive the public. policing itself, and frauds are eventually de-
Science is a data driven enterprise. No alert a dean could have backfired. Most other media, suffering from a lack of tected. Prosecutors should rely on already
one scientist can collect all of the necessary established processes to determine frauds
data to formulate theories, so researchers and not waste taxpayer money themselves.
must consequentially trust the results of oth- All scientists want to make some impor-
ers. This is not a blind trust — results are tant discovery. Overturning a well-accept-
tested through peer review and replication. Efforts by brave students and diligent scientists ed theory such as climate change or evo-
The punishments meted out by institutions lution would garner not only the praise of
and the community can be correspondingly
make ideologically driven claims of fraud colleagues for correcting a major error but
devastating. This makes claims of fraud an disappointingly weak in comparison. surely fame among the public. Researchers
appealing avenue for the antiscientific crowd comb over studies for errors — especial-
when it does not want to appear antiscien- ly ones that contradict their own pet theo-
tific. ries. It is preposterous to claim that entire
The investigation started when a gradu- branches of science have entered into pacts
ate student and research assistant working There are numerous other instances of science journalists and desiring balance in intended to deceive. Eventually, someone
with Hauser lodged a complaint with a dean. fraud and misconduct in science: Piltdown place of objectivity, credulously reported the would present the accurate and devastating
The group was working on an experiment Man, human clones and the measles vac- controversy. contradictory evidence.
to see if rhesus monkeys could determine cine–autism link were all fabricated. One “Climategate” was front-page news. The
specific patterns of syllables. Hauser and an- of the seminal recent incidents is Jan Hen- later exoneration of the scientists was buried
other researcher watched videos of the mon- drik Schoen’s brief acclaim. In 2001, Schoen further back.
keys to determine whether they responded claimed that he created a transistor from or- Of course, a lack of misconduct has yet to
to changes in the pattern of syllables that ganic molecules — a hugely consequential stop Ken Cuccinelli, Virginia’s political hack David Sheffield ’11 is a math-
the scientists played for them. Hauser’s re- result. Other physicists were soon skeptical of an attorney general, from investigating physics concentrator from New
sults showed that the monkeys did notice of his phenomenal work and started looking climate scientist Michael Mann, who wrote Jersey. He can be contacted at
the change and were therefore able to deter- over them more carefully. Other scientists some of the e-mails. Mann formerly worked david_sheffield@brown.edu.
mine the specific patterns. Meanwhile, the could not replicate Schoen’s results. Eventu- at the University of Virginia and held gov-
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Reception, Kasper Multipurpose Room Urban Environmental Lab, Room 106
menu comics
Sharpe Refectory Verney-Woolley Dining Hall
Dot Comic | Eshan Mitra and Brendan Hainline
Lunch — Pancakes, French Toast, Lunch — Chicken Fajitas, Vegan
Vegetarian Reuben, Buffalo Chicken Black Bean Tacos, Caesar Salad
Wings, M&M Cookies Pizza, M&M cookies
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