NEW PROGRAMME Pilot scheme designed to recognise students non-academic contribution to university life
students ID
LOADS OF AS THE UNIVERSITY gears up for By Andy Blair and Scott Farmer to maintaining high and sustainable levels
COMPETITIONS Freshers Week, the Students’ Union and five of employment’. Thus, a degree may only
University departments have pulled together be a particular student’s starting point. The
Dangermouse dvd, to create a brand new scheme for all students Essentially, each session run by the project Association of Graduate Recruiters also
free nights out and free to get noticed for participating in training will give a student 5 ID points, and when believe that “employers like people who are
outside their academic studies. they have gained 20, 40 or 60 points, then interesting, it’s a good idea to avoid blanks
clothes! | throughout
The Individual Development scheme is gain their bronze, silver or gold award. on a CV,” “competition for jobs also meant
a pilot project designed to award students In essence, points mean prizes. There are that employers increasingly looked at CVs
FRESHERS SPECIAL points in recognition of participation in any certain sessions that students will have to for clues to people who were interesting,
BUMPER EDITION OF BF well-rounded, and with experience of
28[!] pages of information, opinion and leadership and teamwork in the real world.”
plain entertainment | every page Students can gain ID points from the
of the ID sessions run through the scheme. have under their belts in order to get each first session they come to, right the way
The partners are the Union, UniSport, award and this has been added so that every through their University career, although
IN THIS WEEK’S PAPER Marketing & Public Affairs, the Centre for student who gets an award has been party to the first year is a pilot – this is the intention.
Learning Development, Educational Liaison participating in certain areas of training. ID will put UniS students on the map and
Centre and the Careers Service. Each It is a general assumption these days bring out their employability further to
UniS ranked 33rd best in UK department has highlighted a list of sessions that it is longer acceptable to think that if future employers. USSU is not trying to
The University of Surrey improved its that form the ID programme for 2002/2003 a student has a degree then they will not catch students out, waste their time or
ranking in the Sunday Times university and these sessions will be published fully in need to do any more studying/training. The force them to come to anything. Individual
guide by eight positions. News | page 3 barefacts next week. A sneak peak of what to Government’s Green Paper on Lifelong Development is designed to give students
expect can be found on page nine under the Learning identifies the need for a ‘Learning the information they will need to be a
Is it our duty to bomb Iraq? DAVE project which is the Union’s arm of Age’ where ‘equipping people with the successful academically, professionally and
Paul Canning asks if we have the right to the Individual Development pilot. right knowledge and skills will be crucial socially. It is time to get some ID.
bomb Iraq, even if the UN says it is alright
to do so. Comment | page 7
Working at the Royal Surrey County Hospital Signed minibuses advertising USSU
across the country
Why don‛t you turn your spare time into
spare cash? By Richard Watts and will help to promote USSU as students
utilising the buses travel to their respective
THE FLEET OF USSU minibuses, which commitments around the country, as well as
• Competitive rates + Holiday Pay are primarily used to ferry students in their in and around town on the numerous safety
• Hours to suit your needs various clubs and societies from Guildford minibus runs performed during big night’s
• Access to the Social Club and subsidised food at the to matches, conferences and away-days, out in the week.
have all been re-painted and signed as part Fred Wilcocks, who for many years now
hospital‛s restaurant of USSU’s image overhaul. has been responsible for the up-keep of the
• No previous experience required Some five minibuses have all been adorned fleet and examiner of the minibus tests, will
• training & support provided with various USSU and UniS logos (as well continue to test prospective drivers and look
• A chance to develop your interpersonal skills and meet new as the usual “how is my driving” question) after the fleet of minibuses.
people
email: recruitment@royalsurrey.nhs.uk
19 September 2002 NEWS 3
THE UNIVERSITY OF Surrey has once The Students’ Union has begun its own
again achieved first place in the league EMPLOYMENT range of branded ‘University of Surrey’
table for the lowest unemployment figures. clothing, offering several styles of t-shirts,
According to the First Destinations
of Students leaving Higher Education
TABLES hoodies, zip-up tops and even a fully water-
resistant waterproof.
Institutions 2000/01 report, published by The clothing, which begins at £7.99, is
the Higher Education Statistics Agency institute % unemployed available from the Students’ Union from
only recently, just 1.96% of all first degree the reception area and will soon accessible
graduates are unemployed within six months on line, so any purchasing whims can be
of graduation. More traditional institutions University of Surrey 1.96 % dealt with almost immediately. The range
such as Oxford (5.8%), Cambridge (4.1%) is not intended to compete with the clothing
and Nottingham (4.3%) do not rank quite Robert Gordon University 2.23% already offered at various outlets on campus,
nearly so highly. but instead to offer more variety and style,
This result further strengthens UniS’s place Gloucestershire University 2.25% augmenting the current ranges around.
at the head of the league table for the lowest Nottingham Trent 2.51% There is a limited stock available, however,
average unemployment measeured over the Aberdeen 2.64% so if you do want to grab something, then
last six years, where the unemployment you had better do it quickly. Alternatively,
figure drops to 1.28%, ahead of the Robert you can turn to the competition section
Gordon University in Aberdeen. Oxford Brookes 3.26% for your chance to win your choice of the
With the news that the university has Kent 3.32% clothing available.
improved its ranking in the Sunday Times
guide to UK universities (see page three),
Bath 3.75%
these figures confirm that the University Leeds 3.78%
of Surrey can compete with some of the Hull 3.85%
more established university’s in the UK.
That the Students’ Union is also performing
extremely well with numerous new schemes
in place can only help to encourage students figures are for universities in 2001 UniS energy awareness campaign
to Guildford. Source: Higher Education Statistics Agency
The new NUS discount card does not work way from the online account to their bank It is true that the discounts we as students
accounts. The time the money is with received are certainly not a right however
at a national level the online account it gains absolutely no I still believe that this was not the best
interest, whereas a front up discount would solution and smacks of being rushed
free up this saved money straight away to through by the outgoing National Executive
One of the biggest problems with an (retrospectively, in many cases) and that accumulate interest or reduce overdraft Committee leaving the new team to pick
organisation that works and represents at a confusion for new students regarding levels. up the pieces. From a commercial point
national level is that it cannot possibly act which is their campus card and which is Others have pointed to the fact that the of view I can definitely see the usefulness
in the best interests of every single affiliate their discount card will be rife. It does not cards are a very good way to force students in being able to build up buying habit data,
member. Particular cases and specific achieve anything but bemusement and for to register online if the retrospective e- anyone who has placed an online order with
requirements are often over-looked in some it may mean not bothering with any wallet scheme takes off with other retailers Amazon will have seen in effect with their
favour of a more generic, national set-up sort of discount whatsoever. such as HMV. I guess the thinking is this recommendations. The issue here is that
that, accordingly, carries just that little more If the NUS could recognise that in particular would prove that the 30-year contract NUS a national student representative body is
weight behind it. cases this scheme just isn’t feasible, then signed with ITM was well worth it, even if facilitating retailers to achieve it and this
The introduction of the new NUS discount maybe it is worth having a look at; but the once estimated £50 million income now trend will only increase in future years as
card is a prime example of where a national whilst the insistence lies in introducing the looks to be £5 million or less. Some cynics more retailers want more information on
project simply does not work quite nearly project on a national scale, students at this prefer the phrase “attempting to salvage the their customer base.
as effectively as it is hoped to on a regional university - whom NUS are trying to help
level. Here at UniS, we already have a here - will not see much benefit.
campus card that is graced by the NUS logo Perhaps the NUS could go to HMV in the
and, as a result, receive up-front discounts town centre for us and mention that we What do you think?
on its exhibiting at a shop’s counter. already have a joint campus/NUS card and
The new scheme will mean that students of therefore could so without this new swipe- Having looked at some of the opinions here, articles or features about any topics you
UniS will have to carry around two separate system? Somehow, barefacts cannot see what do you think of our writer’s thoughts? feel strongly about. The e-mail address for
cards in order to receive their discount that happening... Do you agree with Paul Wright that discount articles is
cards should give a discount up front or are
you happy with retrospective money-off barefacts@ussu.co.uk
DAVE sounds like a nice bloke your purchases?
Do you think that Gary Bewick has a fair The deadline for article submission is Mon-
point when he talks of political correctness day before publication at 5pm.
So often, volunteering, skills or any other self-development schemes are always looked upon
gone mad or do you feel he is taking the is- If you would like to get involved, then e-
as somewhat dowdy and, if truth be told, not very exciting. It’s like having to go to “personal
sue a little too plainly? mail the above or come along to the weekly
and social education” classes at sixth form all over again.
Whatever your opinion, barefacts would editorial meeting at 5pm on Thursday’d in
But the work of USSU over the summer months to re-think all of their schemes could
be glad to hear it: please send in any letters, the Grant Mitchell Room of the Union. r.w.
never be tarnished with the same brush - the federal programme representation system with
Roehampton and the DAVE arm of the individaul development pilot project are both as up-
to-date and relevant as anything seen before.
To not take part would be to miss out on an opportunity which rewrds for the majority of
things people do anyway - you just have to look at the planned dj course to see that that
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
particular statement is true. “You must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.”
The fact that it all looks so good is pretty impressive too. RICHARD FEYNMAN (1918 – 1988), PHYSICIST
19 September 2002 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 7
Does the student newspaper wish to compound prejudice and consolidate the have and have not divide?
Dear Editor, 3 A-Level candidate. There are other equally valid entry them. More graduates in the jobs market place will lead to
qualifications, which the article sadly has failed to recognise increased competition and fewer people would be artificially
We were concerned to read the article in barefacts issue 1035 (“This situation is true not only of Further Education, which held back from applying for jobs they may be capable of.
relating to Widening Participation issues (“Examinations are is to say A-Levels”- barefacts). Equally, the Widening Few would argue that this is a bad thing.
meant to be difficult, aren’t they?” barefacts, 12/9/02). Participation target does not assume that all those entering A big challenge that faces the Widening Participation
As the Widening Participation team within UniS we would H.E. will join a traditional 3 year degree programme. There agenda is to overcome prejudice and intellectual elitism.
like to address some of these issues. are a wide range of other routes to take, including much The Widening Participation team works hard to open
In the article the basic premise of Widening Participation has shorter diploma programmes. doors, to bridge gaps and to act as a catalyst for access to
been overlooked: that there are many people who have the The claim that exams are getting easier is, as you said, the University for those who have been deprived of the
potential to access Higher Education who MAY need more one that is made virtually every year. This does not mean opportunity. Does the Student newspaper wish to compound
encouragement than others. it is true. It is very likely that the increase in pass rates is prejudice and consolidate the have and have not divide?
There are numerous young people who come from deprived due to many factors, including: better teaching standards, A University should be aware of the issues in the
or problematic backgrounds where entering H.E. does not more access to useful information through the internet, surrounding community and be willing to facilitate access
seem like an option, often because there is no experience and increased concentration on exam taking techniques. rather than reinforce prejudice!
of H.E. within the family. No one has ever suggested that Basically, pupils are better prepared than they used to be.
entry standards will be lowered for these people to be given The comment about degrees losing their value if more WIDENING PARTICIPATION TEAM
this opportunity. However, it needs to be recognised that not people study for them is equally misleading. Degrees do Educational Liaison Centre | University of Surrey
everyone capable of entry will be a traditional 18 year old not become worthless simply because many people have
Dear Editor, “Drinks prices held” claim causes relative uproar EDITORS RESPONSE
That the Union has ‘held’ its beer prices
In last weeks barefacts the NUS and USSU to the penny across every lager, bitter and
seemed to be making a effort to Dear barefacts, real ale is indeed a misleading declaration
refrain freshers from “doing drunk”, yet Is the author taking the “students do drunk” – both authors are quite correct in their
whilst in Roots over the weekend I read with interest your lead article in the 12 strategy that NUS are whinging on about statements concerning the price of Carling
I noticed that for freshers week (at certain September issue, regarding the new Union seriously, and thinking that all the returning in the last few months.
times) you can pick up a pint beer range. I was shocked at the blatant students will just have forgotten how much What the article was suggesting, perhaps
of Carlsberg for 50p! fib being made, and surprised that no-one beer used to cost because of the drunken a little too implicitly, is that the price of the
1) Surely this, and other special offers aren’t thought that someone would notice. haze of last year? Don’t get me wrong, I’m most expensive lager had not increased this
going to help freshers refrain from “doing I quote: “the Union will be selling......Carling not complaining about the beer prices, but year and that the maximum anyone could
drunk” - especially when a pint of most soft at £1.80, meaning that I object to such a big porkie pie being told pay for a pint of lager does not exceed
drinks is roughly £1.20 this is the third year in a row that the Union on the front page of an otherwise quality that of the last three years. It was not the
2) How is Roots able to sell Beer this cheap? has held its drink prices”. Hang on a second, publication. intention of the article to be misleading in
Did the £2.00 I paid in my only a few weeks previous to this article the way outlined above.
freshers week help subsidies this years Carling had been on sale at £1.59. And Yours, As for students “doing” drunk, barefacts
freshers? I’m sure three years ago it spentat least a was reporting on the campaign of the NUS,
semester being sold for only a quid. WILF D’LAMY with which USSU or any of its practices is
LAURENCE HELLYER not associated in any way. This newspaper
also has no knowledge of how Roots can
P.S. The Union has certainly not held its sell its beer so cheaply, but is happy to
drink prices (Carling and soft drinks are There will be a widening participation feature in barefacts of week four; if you would perform extensive testing to check that it is
up at least 20p) - how does barefacts justify like to contribute to the debate, e-mail barefacts@ussu.co.uk all “ok”.
this quote? (Unless you compare prices to 3
years ago?) RICHARD WATTS
8 UNION 19 September 2002
Q
V - opportunities
A
WHAT THE HELL IS A PROGRAMME REP?
Do you want to revitalise your life and stand out from the crowd?
GOOD QUESTION SQUIRE: IT’S A COURSE REP, BUT WITH A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT NAME
words: ali cummings | student support and outreach coordinator
words: andy blair If so then you want to become part of V, the University Volunteering scheme. BUT do not
Over the last few months, the boffins at the University of Surrey Students’ Union and let the word “volunteering” put you off. Our aim is to prove to you, that volunteering has
Roehampton Students’ Union have teamed up to tackle the issue of how students get their finally shed its “do-gooding” image and it is now recognized as one of the easiest ways to
voices heard within their departments. The result of this collective head banging is the new gain essential life skills and a means of enhancing your CV.
Programme Representative System that is set to run at both UniS and The University of Becoming involved with V is completely free and all we ask is that you give as much or
Surrey Roehampton from Semester 1 this year. as little of your time as you can spare to one of our many V opportunities. We have been
Following lengthy discussions between both Unions and Universities, the importance of working all summer to ensure that we have created as many fun, interesting and diverse
having students who represent their fellow students is undeniable and it also allows the V opportunities for you such as Djing, Horseriding, Marketing, Designing, mentoring,
University to gain a greater understanding of student issues as well as ways in which the driving, performing, playing, broadcasting, reading, talking, representing – the list is
students can support the developments of courses and departments. endless!
Interaction between students and staff is the cornerstone to a successful academic working So what will you gain from V? Apart from the invaluable life experience, meeting new
relationship. For those of you who have never heard of the Federal University of Surrey, then people, having fun, making a difference, a great CV (need I go on?) you will receive formal
here are the basics: accreditation from the Union or University. You will also be offered the chance to do
‘On the 1st January 2000, The University of Surrey and Roehampton Institute London further training via one of the many skills sessions run by the DAVE Project.
entered into a unique and innovative federal partnership and the Roehampton Institute If you want to be the one that stands out from the crowd, then simply come into the
London became the University of Surrey Roehampton. Student Union and look for me, Alli Cummings (Student Support & Outreach Co-
The two institutions remain legally separate, are separately funded, control their own Ordinator) and sign up or email me a.cummings@surrey.ac.uk – its that simple.
property, employ their own staff and register their own students, and students will apply and Remember you’re time at university isn’t all about a degree, make a difference to your life
be admitted to the two institutions separately. However, under the federal arrangements, there and become part of V!
are joint mechanisms for the award of degrees and related academic standards. Degrees and
other qualifications will continue to be awarded in the name of the University of Surrey.
At the heart of the partnership is the aim to sustain and develop the high standard and
reputation of both institutions and to add value to their complementary and distinctive
characters and activities.’
Last year, the two Students’ Unions worked together to research possibilities of developing
a federal student community and the Federal Programme Rep System is the second initiative
to come from this research, the first being the Annual Federal Challenge Cup (sports).
The Development Accreditation Volunteering Employability project is brand new for 2002/03 and is brought exclusively to you from USSU. words: scott farmer
DAVE is the Unions commitment to developing the soft skills of its members. Graduate employers increasingly sight students inability to draw out the soft skills much needed in a modern
employment environment where those skills are increasingly needed. DAVE aims to bring you those skills disseminated through one off training sessions offered throughout the academic
year.
These sessions are fun, short and delivered by other students from the university who have been specifically trained by NSLP, the National Student Learning Programme.
As well as gaining these skills and the ability to draw out what they mean to you now and in the future you also have the chance to get formal accreditation from the university through the
ID scheme detailed on the front page of this edition.
DAVE’s team are: Toni Borneo, Charlotte Dawson, Bianca Toy and Scott Farmer.
If you think you would like to be a part of the DAVE team and have the ability to offer about 4 hours of your time a week; attend a 3 day residential with other trainers from across the
country and can deliver lively interactive training sessions then contact Charlotte Dawson or Scott Farmer:
societies@ussu.co.uk | s.farmer@surrey.ac.uk
LEADING TO THE TOP BETTER STUDYING “THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT” – YOU CAN BE TOO!
Understand the functions of leadership
11
Develop an awareness of how you learn best identify the customer care experience
Completed a task on leadership
3
Produce an action plan for improving your leadership
Learn some effective study techniques
Plan to build some of these techniques into your studying strategy
identify who our customers are
15
identify customer expectations from an action plan
IDEAL PRESENTATIONS MAKING MORE TIME! DON’T CRACK! – (DEALING WITH STRESS)
Identify what makes a good or bad presentation
5
Identify the different elements of a presentation/speech
Identify where conflicts over time occur
9
Evaluate techniques for improving time management 17
List the main causes of stress
Identify situations in which you feel stressed
Focus on planning, structuring and delivering a presentation Have conducted a time management/prioritisation exercise Have developed some strategies for combating stress.
Set a personal action plan for improved performance
EFFECTIVE MEETINGS
List the things to do before , during and after a meeting Courses to join the project in the near future:
Understand the different methods of decision making DJing for Beginners: a course designed to start you off on the road to joining the best in
Have conducted a meeting and received feedback on your performance club DJ’s
7 Finding your ideal home: a course for those of you dreading the pitfalls of getting your first
shared digs. This course will join people up and guide you along the road avoiding dodgy
landlords and ensuring your new home is just the one you want.
For information, keep an eye on barefacts
10 UNION 19 September 2002
Roll-up roll-up for freshers’ festival USSU evolution almost upon you
By Charlotte Dawson | vp socs + culture companies. It will be broadcast throughout By Charlotte Dawson The Students’ Union is the new face of
Union House so if you here any competitions, extra-curricular University training. Details
Yes we know, a festival not in a field without get to their stall. All societies will be After £40,000, the loss of a few walls and of projects run by Education Liaison,
mud or bands, but hey, when you’ve got exhibiting so if you have any questions or a huge amount to work from all the staff Marketing, UniSport and the Careers Office
Freshers, who needs anything else! Friday want to sign-up, just turn up. All the sports in the Union, the new Students’ Union are available here. It is also the base of
27th September is officially re-named clubs will be having a jolly time over at the is ready for launch. The opening of the the Union run Dave Project and Student
“Freshers’ Festival” and it’s your chance Varsity Centre (weather permitting – if its Freshers’ Festival is the opening of the new Volunteering in the community.
to see what the Students’ Union can do for pissing down, the Sorts Fayre will be at the area. On Friday of week 3 (27th September) With all the new furniture arriving on
you. The Freshers’ Festival will be taking University Sports Hall on Campus). Don’t at 11am there will be a ceremony at the Thursday, (day of publication for barefacts)
place over two sites. Union House will worry if you haven’t quite worked out where Stag Hill entrance of Union House. Music, it’s beginning to take shape. There will be
be full of societies, commercial stalls and the Varsity Centre is, there will be minibuses balloons and entertainment are provided a hot-desk area for students from societies,
services for students and the Sports Clubs shuttling from the Freshers’ Fayre in Union and by using this entrance as the main clubs and the Executive to use with access
are at the Varsity Centre. This is your chance House. The Freshers’ Angels will be on hand entrance to the Freshers’ Fayre, we hope to the Union server. For everybody else,
to see all of the student run sports clubs and again to help you and direct you around the everyone will come along to see the the University Computing Services are
societies and sign up to as many (or as few) building. dramatic changes. providing open-access computer terminals
as you want. And to top it all off, the official All continuing students are welcome to It is called simply, “The Students’ Union”, that work in exactly the same way as in
launch of the new Students’ Union will open attend Freshers’ Festival too. Each year providing all of the services to students that Austin Pearce and the library. With printers
the Freshers’ Fayre at 11am (Read all about the number of clubs and societies increase a Student Union should; activities, welfare, and photocopiers, there is everything a club
what the new area can do for you in the so come and see what this year’s activities representation, media and training. or society could want to help them increase
article in this barefacts). are. Also, if you have just started here on a One of the biggest changes is the re- awareness of their activities. The Grant
GU2, the campus radio station, will be Foundation course, Postgraduate course or location of the Sabbatical Officers. We are Mitchell Committee room is still available
covering the whole event so if you tune in to via direct entry to second year, come and now situated in a much more open area. for booking, but a new smaller meeting
1350AM on the day, you’ll here interviews find out how we can help you to enrich your In the all-new, Hi-Tec, air-conditioned room is also available.
with students, sabbaticals and commercial life at Surrey. Media Centre you will find everyone who’s If you think we are crazy for doing this
involved in the running of barefacts, GU2 then think again. Unions are developing
10 REASONS TO GO TO FRESHERS’ FESTIVAL
Sign up to societies and sports clubs | Freebies | It’s your chance to see what Student Services there are on and the website. Sports & Societies are now across the country. This repositioning has
campus | Meet like-minded people and talk about something other than your course | Freebies | Its your first together in the “cage” and VP Education not just aided the quality and vibrancy
chance to buy the new range of casual clothing offered by the Union | Pick up an application form for part- & Welfare has a closed office to provide of University life and enhanced active
time work in the Union (Bars & Catering) | Sign up for your NUS discount card for money off at HMV, Top a confidential service. To see any of us, participation and development in support
Shop and many other retailers | Freebies | Because all work and no play makes you a very dull student just pop in or come along at the advertised of academic studies, but also increased the
surgery times. If you want to make an reputation and appeal of their institutions
appointment, please contact the relevant to the students who arrive at University
officer directly. In the Students’ Union expecting a more thorough level of
you will also find all our non-commercial development during their academic careers.
support staff, Andy, Alli, Scott and Kris Keep up to date on developments in
here. To look after us and to help with barefacts every week. Next week: lots of
any of your enquiries, we have the lovely lovely pictures!
Alison Beesley, receptionist extraordinaire.
FRESHERS FESTIVAL
FRIDAY 27TH SEPTEMBER
11AM TO 5PM
official launch of the new students’ union
11am
stag hill entrance
Do you know exactly THIS IS THE new professional page - a section dedicated to helping you find a career. Each
week, we will have Dr Russ from the careers service with his advice, a profile of a student
placement and, from the Alumni office, a profile of a student who has graduated from UniS.
A DEGREE OF uncertainty:
what should I do with my
If you know the answers to
these sorts of questions the This weeks careers & skills talks
degree? That may sound like business of choosing a career
a ridiculous question. After becomes so much easier. It also JOB HUNTING AS A MATURE STUDENT GETTING STARTED*
all, you may well have come to takes some of the strain out of MONDAY 23 SEPTEMBER | 1pm LT A WEDNESDAY 25 SEPTEMBER | 2pm LT B
Surrey to do a degree which you filling out application forms and Russ Clark will provide practical advice on This workshop will help you to get started if
knew would lead to a particular answering probing interview coping with some of the pitfalls, problems you are undecided about your future career.
job. All that remains is for you questions. and prejudices which mature students
to find the right employer and GOVERNMENT ECONOMIC SERVICE*
DR RUSS CLARK What kind of person are you? sometimes face when they graduate.
THURSDAY 26 SEPTEMBER | 6.30 PM LT E
away you go. Sometimes it is What are your strengths and
Details of opportunities for graduates with at
that straightforward - but not weaknesses? If you have
What about all those jobs difficulty in answering these least a 2nd in economics or a related degree with
always. HOW TO GET THE JOB YOU WANT
For example, do you know you could consider which questions there are a number TUESDAY 24 SEPTEMBER | 6pm LT F a 50% economics content.
exactly what you’d like to do? If take graduates from any of things the Careers Service Glynis Paxton, Careers Adviser, will discuss
your degree is scientific, do you degree? can do to help. A chat with a how to go about your job hunting effectively, RAF ENGINEERING
go for research, development, careers adviser could be useful. when to do it, how to use the Careers Fair, THURSDAY 26 SEPTEMBER | 6.15 PM LT M
and what makes a successful job hunting Details of the role and responsibilities of
analysis, technical writing, information You could try Prospects Planner - a computer
professional engineers in the RAF as well as the
science ...........? If it’s engineering, do you program which gets you to think about your strategy.
training and employment structure. Open to all
plump for consulting, contracting, design, interests, skills, abilities and values before engineering and related disciplines.
project management ..........? If it’s human suggesting occupations for you to consider.
studies, do you opt for research, management, We also have single sheets of information *Please register with Careers by email c.arrowsmith@surrey.ac.uk, or in person.
finance, teaching ......? And what about all called “Your degree in .....” which give you
those jobs you could consider which take an idea of the skills you may have picked up
graduates from any degree - just how do you through your degree. Finally, the workshops
choose what’s best for you! Personality and Career Choice and Getting Of Explanation Therapy
P
The secret lies in knowing what kind of Started focus very much on discovering your
person you are. Are you a bit of a loner personal qualities.
or incredibly sociable? Are you good with In my next article, I’ll talk about ways you
figures or pretty useless? Is writing one of can make the leap from knowing what sort
and New Beginnings
your strong points or do you run a mile at the of person you are to choosing a career that
mention of an essay or a report? would really suit you.
I’VE COME TO the conclusion that it’s
universal. I thought it was only me that
understood things much better when I
explained them to someone else. Like in lacement
lectures: I’ll vaguely pick up the idea, try
to explain it to someone who wasn’t at
the lecture and everything will suddenly
click. I used to joke in the sixth form that S EAK
people didn’t need me to talk to - that they
would do just as well if I had a cardboard
cut-out of myself at the desk. One of my
PAUL CLIFF mates at the time would turn to me and say
Toxicology Masters something like ‘What’s 24 times 7?’ and words: philip howard
Graduated 1997 I’d wait...1...2...3...4...‘168, isn’t it?’. Nod.
Grin. ‘Cardboard cut-out answer’ I’d say. back and look at it. Analyse it. And over
WHEN CHOOSING TO come to the University of Surrey He’d grin and carry on. But that was just the that week, people who’d worked at NPL for
in 1992 to study for a Biochemistry with Toxicology degree, start - the New Beginnings in the title is a years learnt things I was being taught, from
the course reputation and Professional Training Year option reference to my starting my placement year each other. So I’d say try it. Try explaining
where two of the most attractive selling points. It had been my a couple of weeks ago, and the cardboard something you don’t quite understand to
ambition for many years to pursue a career in Forensics but I was cut-out answer has resurfaced, in a newer someone who doesn’t understand at all, and
conscious of the need to keep an open mind. During the 14 months I spent at the Analytical form. I’m calling it Explanation Therapy. you’ll teach yourself. I think I understand
and Forensic Toxicology Unit of St. George’s Hospital Medical School, I was given the ‘It’s just a new version of a problem Explanation Therapy better now, so thanks.
opportunity to explore many aspects of both clinical and forensic laboratory work, and shared...’ they all cry. Ah but no. It’s more And so to New Beginnings: I’m having to
allowed flexibility to focus on areas of greatest interest. This fluid approach to the placement than that. That makes someone feel better get up early in the mornings, and I have no
was instrumental in confirming my choice of career and propelled me toward the final year about a problem. This helps them resolve Internet access to wile away the small hours
with a keen sense of purpose and enthusiasm. After completing the course, I continued at it. As I’m sure anyone who’s started a job of the morning. No cable TV either, but I do
Surrey for several years, studying for a Unilever sponsored MSc in Toxicology and a period at an institution like the National Physical have my little pc so I’ll be writing a fair bit
of postgraduate research with Astra Zeneca, before joining the Surrey Police force as a Laboratory (where I’ve just started mine) over the course of the year (in an attempt to
Scientific Support Officer. Following my initial post in the Chemical Treatment Laboratory will tell you, people gabble on a lot at the make up for not writing in my first 2 years
of the Fingerprint Bureau, I transferred to the Scenes of Crime department in August 2001 start. In my first week I spent at least 4 days at Surrey. I’ll continue to harangue and
and am currently based on division as an operational officer responsible for the forensic being led around the department, standing frequent the bulletin board (go to ussu.co.uk
investigation of crime. Among the many exciting opportunities available, the highlight was there whilst information whistled past my and click ‘bulletin board’ - ed) and put
my involvement with the cold case review of the murder of a 14 year old schoolboy, Roy ears at a thousand confusions a minute. Nod. forward odd suggestions on topics you may
Tuthill, near Dorking in 1968. In the examination of crime scene exhibits preserved from ‘Mmhmm’. ‘Yeah, I see’. ‘And that’s...?’. never have thought to discuss and continue
the original enquiry, I was able to recover forensic evidence used in the conviction of Bryan But it has been interesting because the to hurl deep questions from the sidelines.
Lunn Field at the Old Bailey, more than 30 years after the crime had been committed. Explanation Therapy kicks in. You stand It’s a good way to keep up with what’s going
On a lighter note, the sphere of extra-curricular activities available at Surrey, which and listen for long enough, nudge them on on around campus and allows you that bit of
included a year as the Sports Editor of Bare Facts, former Club Captain of the Football Club a little further than they were going to go, anonymity to stretch your philosophical legs
and Chairman of UniS Old Boys F.C., make the Surrey Graduate a very attractive option to and they start exploring. The tone goes from without the back-lash of a personal history
potential employers. instructional to discursive to questioning, or allegiance. At least, that’s what I think.
For more information on careers in Surrey Police or Forensic Science please feel free to exploring. I think when most people are Right, can I book another therapy session,
contact Paul on his work email address at 9284@surrey.pnn.police.uk. forced to explain something they have step same time next week?
CHOICES COMPETITION
barearts goes to the tickets for turnmills!
theare: likes it! bonza!
barearts goes to the dangermouse dvd!
cinema: doesn’t like it cripes!
nearly as much! easy question!
Stories about characters with memory loss usually make for good drama, whether the loss explores scenes of poignancy, comedy or action. In
Christopher Nolan’s “Memento,” Guy Pearce inhabits the role of a man with short-term memory loss who tries to keep his life in order while
avenging his wife’s murder. In Bille August’s “A Song for Martin,” a noted composer-conductor enjoying a late-life marriage is stricken with a
swiftly-growing case of Alzheimer’s, forcing his wife, a professional violinist, to give up her career to care for him.
“The Bourne Identity” is not poignant or sentimental: thrillers like this usually far from it, in fact; but what it is, is entertaining and a film that
deosn’t take itself too seriously.
The movie opens as a man (Matt Damon) is found wounded and floating atop the Mediterranean Sea. He has no memory of who he is or how
he got there. Tracking down his stored belongings in a Zurich bank from the account number printed on his body, he is shocked to discover that,
although his real name is Jason Bourne, he has a series of false passports, a large sum of cash from several different countries, and two guns.
Jason soon finds himself, and a down-on-her-luck German student whom he pays $20,000 to for driving him to his apartment in Paris, on the
run from CIA agents. After seemingly botching his last job as an assassin working for them, the CIA, led by boss Ted Conklin, wants to wipe
Jason out for good to save their own skin.
As an internationally-flavored, big-budget vehicle for Matt Damon (2001’s Ocean’s Eleven), The Bourne Identity is a success. Unlike the
miscalculated Ben Affleck starring The Sum of All Fears. avoids underestimating its audience and never completely asks for credibility. Most
refreshing is an opening thirty minutes that, with only roughly one minute total of
dialogue, tells its story fully through the action of its lead character and the tightness
of the screenplay.
Several of the action scenes boast striking showmanship and technical ingenuity. Matt Damon: unaware of the big thumb about to squash him
A chase through the Zurich bank has a hair-raising payoff on the outside ledge of
the building; a ruthless fight to the death amidst a deadened field of broken-down cornstalks pumps suspense into its every
shot; and the inevitable car chase is the most exciting of its kind since 1998’s “Ronin,” which this film seems to have liberally
borrowed from. The sequence in which hit-men are summoned from all over Europe is a particular highlight.
If everything moves with expert smoothness for the bulk of the running time, the last half-hour is a bit of a letdown. When
Marie exits the story just before the climax, so does the intimately drawn human element that made Jason such a keen lead
presence. The final shoot-out is especially disappointing as the movie resorts strictly to cliches without offering up anything
new to the pot. If we were to be slightly critical, then elements of the story-line are also left somewhat open.
If The Bourne Identity ultimately does not fulfill the promise it so clearly had, but is still good entertainment with a rare brain
“So the inventor of the mini was a graduate of the University of Surrey?” in its head; it offers up enough crisp action set-pieces, notable performances, and deliciously offbeat musical cues to weather
Franka Potente gives Matt Damon a handy fact or two for a pub quiz its occasional shortcomings. words: richard watts
This time around, writer-director M. Night Shyamalan puts children feel like mirror images of Close Encounter’s Cary
the surprise at the beginning of his film, and it’s a subtle,
shimmering clue: one easily missed and, frankly, one that
might not even be there at all. Such are the temptations
Signs Guffey, who shed a tear for his alien abductors. That Mel
Gibson is entirely believable as a father and as a father (in
the religious sense of the word) is a testament to Shyamalan
offered by the maker of The Sixth Sense and Unbreakable: directed by M. Night Shyamalan and shows that, in the same way as he did with Bruce
even if there is nothing there to see, the audience still starring Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix, Rory Culkin Willis in Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, he can distort the
want to believe that what they are seeing isn’t quite what’s audiences perceptions of what they have come to expect of
happening; they are bound to read between the script’s green men? Ultimately, is there any need for an invasion said actors.
lines, filling in the blanks with what they think is taking at the end of a movie when, up to that point, it had been an Not to spoil anything - because however you choose to
place rather than watching what’s actually unfolding. interesting observation of a man and his struggle with faith interpret Signs, you wind up at precisely the same point
Because there are no dead shrinks talking to kids who and its requirements? - it’s possible that the “invasion” at the end of the film is
see dead people, because there are no superfly villains in Probably not. That is what is so disappointing about Shyamalan’s deeper meaning, and somehow symbolises
wheelchairs, they are left instead to guess and speculate Signs. It was all just a little bit too convenient and Gibson’s relationship with God, his kids, his brother, his
as the film develops: are they really witnessing an alien coincidental – maybe the twist could have been that there dead wife and the man who accidentally killed her. It
invasion, a crisis of faith only dolled up in sarcastic though was no real ending... is perhaps him suggesting that to hate God is at least to
deeply spiritual latex drag or just a big pile of steaming One minor gripe, aside from the plot, is that whole acknowledge the existence of a higher power. In Signs,
pooh? scenes appear to have been lifted from Close Encounters, something comes from above - only it may not be little
Just as crop circles appear in a Pennsylvania cornfield including one involving a meal (complete with mashed green men, just a Big Guy who doesn’t need spaceships to
owned by a reverend who has lost his wife and his faith in a potatoes) around the dinner table. Even the precocious make contact. That it took little green men in the first place
six-month period, TV networks across the world broadcast is the disappointing bit.
around-the-clock footage of strange lights in the night sky.
Crop circles appear around the globe overnight; the earth’s
population begins to panic, fearing the inevitable end of the
world. Then there are repeated glimpses of aliens. When
viewed simply as a straightforward genre picture, Signs
is a somber, low-key kick - the art-house equivalent of
Independence Day, except nowhere near as good.
It’s those glimpses of aliens that you need to note, there
– does a film really need to have images of tall green men
with elongated, black oval eyes running around, with
large, talon-like nails scratching at pantry doors and small
children? Does a film that is supposedly attempting to
entertain on several different levels (character, image, faith
etc.) really have to acquit itself of any decency by insulting
an audience’s capacity of accepting so much with little Macauly Culkin’s brother? A female cop with her hand on my ass? Shit.
19 September 2002 FILM 13
FILM
Anthony Burgess in 1962. A by the government to make room you have the friends to sit down with – all
Clockwork Orange originally in prisons for political prisoners. you need now is the film...which is where
earned an X rating from the ‘Cured’ of his hooliganism and “This casting a shadow the shape of an animal is a lot harder
I come in. So sit back and see if you fancy
Motion Picture Association released he is rejected by his than it looks on the tele isn’t it?” any of my suggestions. (Of course, if you
of America for its sexuality friends and relatives. Eventually, don’t, you could always e-mail me and tell
and violence. A year nearly dying, he becomes a me: barefacts@ussu.co.uk). This week, the
after its release, Kubrick major embarrassment for the common theme is movies with a twist...
replaced thirty seconds government who arrange to Brad Pitt: gets himself a
cigarette and a six-pack
of the film in order cure him of his cure. Alex’s
to get the rating changed to an R. journey from amoral punk to
The film caused a scandal when it brainwashed proper citizen forms the “A thousand sit-ups a day?”
was released in England and was dynamic arc of Stanley Kubrick’s “Yup”
Greetings all - this week I would like to test your rapidly decomposing brains with some
movies that have truly superb plots and without fail make at least one person in the room
go “ I knew it!” The problem with reviewing these types of movies is that you don’t want
to give too much away, so just take a chance on my esteemed opinion. Firstly we have
possibly my favourite movie of all time - The Usual Suspects; this film is absolutely
brilliant, I can’t recommend it enough…however you have to be sober in order to follow
the story and really enjoy this one. Then there is Fight Club; again a great film about
a fight club, funny enough, that turns into a terrorist organisation and almost corrupts
America…more. This film has something for everyone, a bit of violence (well quite a bit
actually), a bit of humour, a great story and a very toned Brad Pitt as eye candy for the
ladies. Lastly I feel I must give a mention for Sixth Sense. Although I think Bruce Willis
should stick to action movies, he does give a good performance in this fantastic thriller
In wit’ me mates about a young whipper-snapper that sees dead people, directed by the very same man who
directed this week’s reviewed Signs.
Art G
contact 01372 365120. Admission is free.
THE LEWIS ELTON
Art ALLERY
The current exhibition at the Lewis Elton Art Gallery (the building opposite the entrance
to the psychology and sociology department) is a series of paintings by three local artists,
each of whom are members of the Royal Institute of Painters in Water Colours.
Charles Bone, a former president of the Institute and governor of the Mall Gallery in
London, Lisa Graa Jensen and Terry McKivragan all have works displayed there and the
exhibition runs until 26th September. Admission is free. Opening hours: 10am-5pm
Monday to Friday, 2-5pm at weekends.
16 THEATRE 19 September 2002
THE RIVALS
BY RICHARD BRINSLEY SHERIDAN Theatre TRAVELS WITH MY AUNT
BY GRAHAM GREENE
The Rivals is a play teeming with mistaken identity, amorous confusion and laughter set in Graham Greene claimed that Travels With My Aunt was the only novel he wrote “for the
the 18th century fashionable spa town of Bath. Written by Richard Brinsely Sheridan, it is a fun of it”, and this adaptation is a fantasy-fuelled adventure containing only four actors
popular comedy crafted with tools of wit, satire and an array of characters so polarised their playing the 24 characters. It is the story of a rather dull little man from an ordinary London
resulting meetings can only be humorous. suburb with not much more on his mind than how best to grow his dahlias. At his mother’s
The play revolved around one Mrs Malaprop, an infamous queen of the dictionary and funeral he meets his redoubtable and flambouyant Aunt Augusta and life soon takes a turn
well-to-do lady. She soon becomes horrified when her niece falls in love with a penniless for the madcap better (including secret agents, money launderers, art smugglers and Latin
half-wit and demands that she marries a much more eligible suitor. Unbeknown to both lovers).
lady and niece, the gentleman is one and the same person... Travels With My Aunt is at the Yvonne Arnaud theatre from Monday 30th September. For
The production is one by Kate O’ Mara’s British Actores Theatre Company, which has tickets and information, contact the box office on [01483] 440000.
enjoyed previous successes with Anthony & Cleopatra and The Taming of the Shrew, and is
running in association with the Theatre Royal Windsor.
The Rivals is running at the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre from Monday 23rd September until
Saturday 28th September. For tickets and information, contact the box office on [01483]
440000. Prices start from £11 (not including concessions).
To see familiar stars of the Yelland of Dalziel and Pascoe it has to compete little due mately, the male charac-
television screen acting to such a magnificent, witty script and, it would have to be ters’ careers as astronomi-
in front of you and per- said, masterful acting. cal physicists was always
forming is an interesting Working loosely to the same formula as the Gwyneth going to lead to discussion
proposition: at first, you Paltrow release Sliding Doors, Life x 3 is exactly that: three of the meaning of life
cannot help but think of different scenarios flowing from the same initial situation. and what worth all of this
the characters that they Henri is a struggling physicist who relies on Hubert for the life really is; you get the
have portrayed on screen possibility of a promotion. His uncertain and somewhat feeling, perhaps, that the
and thus any performance unassertive manner is counterbalanced by Hubert’s ar- point is merely the fact
they give on stage loses rogant, brash nature and, throughout the play, his suitability that the mundane can be so
somewhat of its effect. As to Henri’s wife Sonia is constantly referred to (to the point exciting - Hubert even say as much: “it is precisely exciting
the experience of theatre of suggested aldutery). This is further added to by Henri’s because it is so mundane.” That a small child is trying to
over-rides you, however, so undeniable similarities to Hubert’s wife, Ines. This seem- go to sleep throughout the entire play is a testament to this.
the individual fades to the ing mix-up in marriage arrangements contributes perpetu- An intensely yummy evening during which, whether you
distance and the character ally to the play and compliments the main career-based plot like it or not, you do end up discussing quite what you
- that which was previously with the majority of the humour originating from exchang- think about galaxies and the such-like. The focus on wot-
so elusive - comes to the es between the various mis-matches. Hubert’s chauvinism sits and chocolate fingers in the play, therefore, allows you
fore, projecting their woes, peaks, gestures, grimaces and is also a fine source of wit and sarcasm; comments such as a comfortable exit point at which you can discuss how good
any other subtle characterisations that simply do not carry “what we need is women you can switch off every once in the actors were and that it is nice to see them in real life.
on television. a while” exemplifying his usual tone to his wife. Incidentally, the change between each scenario was really
Life x 3 is a perfect example of how the play itself is The problem with a play having such finely funny mo- quite stylish - employing both music and quite dashing
enhanced by, instead of overshadowed by, its prominent ments in it is that, by the time the sentimentality comes lighting effects - and show that the beauty of this produc-
cast. Boasting Belinda Lang of 2 point 4 children fame, around, you are always looking for the next laugh, slightly tion, which originated at the National Theatre, is in its sim-
David Haig and Serena Williams of The Thin Blue Line (the queasy that more serious issues and uncomfortable silences plicity: four actors, one set and metaphysical ponderings of
former a star of Four Weddings and a Funeral) and David are starting to pepper the dialogue more frequently. Ulti- an infinitesimal kind. words: richard watts
“Life x 3” is running at the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre until Saturday. For tickets, contact the box office on [01483] 44 00 00. Tickets are available.
Other Listings
Lunchtime recitals Guildford Institute talks
There will be a free concert for all staff and A talk will be given by Hugh R. Edgar
new students of the university on Wednesday entitled “Life in Service 1905-14” at he
25th September in the PATS studio one at Guildford Institute in Ward Street on
5.30pm. It will be performed by the Gemini Wednesday 25th September at 2.45pm. Mr
Ensemble, of which Ian Mitchell is the Edgar was the butler in eth recent channel
director and is a unique opportunity to meet four documentary The Edwardian House
the University’s new artists in residence. and his talk will focus on this amazing
It is an informal event in the intimate experience. An architect in real life, he has
surroundings of Studio One where they will designed several well-known building in and
be playing pieces by Grainger, Milhaud, around the area.
Bach, Bartok and Maxwell Davies.
Admission is free, but a ticket is required.
They are available now from the performing
arts building.
19 September 2002 LITERATURE 17
Competition[s]
free stuff! free stuff!
free stuff! free stuff!
free stuff! free stuff!
Well, we’re here once again: there are priz- we were hoping for some clever stuff, but Anyway, what I am getting at is that I think will be announced next week, because the
es to be won and, according to the number instead we got the usual (which, for the you should enter this week’s competition, deadline for entry is on Tuesday of week
of entries that were received last week, no- purposes of not influencing little children, becasue you could win one of two copies of three. The judge will be a random member
one seems to want to win anything. There we will not include here). The moral of this the new Dangermouse dvd. (I think it may of the public plucked from the streets.
were no more than three entires for last story being lost somewhere along the way. be the only dvd, actually, but never mind).
week’s fandabidosi prize of a Muse dvd and Please note that the prizes have been do- Incidentally, we are also giving away some
fridge magnets. nated by the very kind souls at Quite Great! free USSU clothing, which is so wonder-
Now, not wanting to win the Muse dvd I Publicity and that lots of videos and dvd’s fully exhibited in the news section. For
can half understand: why would you neces- and the such-like were released at the start your chance to win any one of the range of
sarily want a live concert of one of the most of this month (in all good stores). clothing, it goes a little like this:
exciting bands around at the moment when
Q
you have more important and pressing In order to win the prize, simply answer what does USSU stand for?
issues to be dealing with? But the fridge this question:
magnets? Come on people, get a grip Again, send in your e-mails to
here and show me some endeavour - the what was the name
amount of fun to be had with a set of fridge of DM’s sidekick? barefacts@ussu.co.uk
magents...
An example story, perhaps? There was and it you’ve won then we’ll let you know
this time when there was a party hosted by Wednesday of week three.
at my very own humble abode and it was (The only catch with the last bit is that
decided that, in order to see what sort of you may have to have your picture taken
people we had in the house, we’d get them and will therefore have to look smiley
each to write something on the fridge using and happy and shiny and teh such-like. A
(you guessed it) fridge magnets. Now, If you think you know the answer, then e- trauma, I know, but what the hey - everyone
thinking it to be a farily intelligent bunch, mail barefacts@ussu.co.uk. The winners should live a little),
18 MUSIC 19 September 2002
Music
Of all the bits in barearts, it’s probably the music bit that most people have qualms with.
We’re still not quite sure what to do with it, so if you have any suggestions then please
let us know. Even better, why not tell us what you are listening to and see what everyone
else thinks. Same as last week, you’ll notice.
SPACE WALK If you enjoy chatting about music, be sure to log on to the bulletin board - a muzik sec-
lemon jelly | XL tion awaits especially. bb.ussu.co.uk
LUKE SLATER
Long associated with not only tender,
i can complete you | mute
SINGLES
soothing music but sleeve-work and visual
excellence, Lemon Jelly return to the
For a man hailed by many as one of
musical affray with this gentle journey into
the “heroes” of the techno scene after
space.
its stagnation in the mid-90’s, this is a
Swirling strings and continual crescendos
POSITIVITY surprisingly poor effort and a strange
so often typify ‘ambient’ music, and so
suede | epic choice for a single. After receiving yet
to experience Lemon Jelly is to discover
more critical acclaim for his latest album
music that does not just have to be put on
The press-release reads that it is “time to Alright On Top, this single is extremely
in the background but instead can replace a
get excited again” because of the return disappointing for a supposed innovator.
conversation and hold your attention for the
of Suede. Positivity, the first single from Innovation is just about the last word I
entirety of its duration.
the album A New Morning, does not quite, would use to describe this slice of 80’s
That their artwork will capture your
unfortunately, reach anywhere near the styled synth-pop. Derivative beats and crap
attention in a record store is granted – to
heights of “exciting” and is instead not- vocoders make me wonder if Luke has just
purchase the disc and actually listen to it,
quite three minutes of tired, repetitive riff. discovered Dance-Ejay on his Dads PC.
therefore, will be no less than a pleasant
Reminiscent of She’s in Fashion, it is hard four
surprise. eight
to see if Suede have moved on at all from
Head Music and suggests that they are
beginning to sound the ten year old history
they have accumulated. We wait to see if
the album has any new surprises. four
Turnmills is offering FREE Student Membership to all of our In order to win the night out, simply answer the following Q:
weekend club nights. This includes The Gallery on Fridays,
City Loud, Metrogroove, Roach, In Session and Release Q >>> The Gallery celebrated its birthday in April,
Yourself on Saturdays. This amazing offer entitles Students
to cheaper admission, full access to the Membership Bar, plus
but how old were they? 6, 7 or 8?
the luxury of walking straight to the front of the queue.
Look out for more great competitions in the following weeks
Simply let Turnmills know you are coming down to the club,
in barefacts from Turnmills, plus an exclusive interview with
go to the Membership desk and exchange your details for your
Roach resident DJ Tom Stephan
Student Membership card.
19 September 2002 MUSIC 19
WE ARE THE BOGGS WE ARE THEY THREW US ALL IN A TRENCH AND PUT A
the boggs | arena rock MONUMENT ON TOP
THE ZOO
compilation | twisted nerve
NIGHTMARES ON WAX Challenge matter how I try and dress it up most bands
on Twisted Nerve are at best sporadically
seventh studio album is very much a back-
to-the-roots affair for Brighton’s finest.
mind elevation | warp interesting/good. Let’s all pray the polar Even the title refers to an early Levellers
bears don’t bite and the skip-button God is song that eventually turned up on the
George Evelyn returns with his fourth studio Now - before you start, I know it is neither watching but not listening. You can only ‘Special Brew’ compilation of early singles
album, his first since 1999’s Carboot Soul, music nor art, but I feel it my duty to tell admire the great community that is Twisted and demos. Perhaps it’s a feeling of being
and we find him doing pretty much what you that Chancellor’s Challenge will now Nerve but label quirkiness is simply not out of time that has prompted the band
he’s always done; making chilled-out, be moving to a Thursday evening. I will re- a strong enough pull alone. The reckless to rethink their approach and move away
leftfield, downtempo music for smokers peat: Chancellor’s Challenge will be mov- variety in songs makes reviewing the from the mainstream pop of ‘Hope Street’
everywhere. Not surprising really for a ing to a Thursday (which, for those of you collection as a whole quite challenging, towards a more muscular, gutsy approach,
man who is a former judge of Amsterdam’s who are unsure, is the day after Wednesday, I found myself loving some songs and evident on ‘Pretty Target’ and the
Cannabis Cup. However, while the music is which itself is usually in the middle of the hating others perseverance is a virtue. I outstanding opening track, ‘Four Winds’.
“nice” enough, Mr Evelyn seems to have week). like monkeys in fact the orang-utan is my The folky element in the band’s music that
reached a point where he has nothing left If you could all please adjust your diaries favourite animal but jeez I don’t want to has been there right from the beginning is
to do inside the boundaries of the genre, accordingly so that you can still participate listen to monkeys squabbling on record. more marked on this album, and there’s
hence the addition of vocals for this album. in theis weekly challenge then I would be Maybe I’ve totally missed the point? five a refreshing emphasis on organic ‘real’
While it’s clear he is trying to take some sort very much obliged.
instruments over ‘artificial’ programming
of new direction this time, Mind Elevation You may also like to note that your new
and other electronic ornamentation. It’s
just doesn’t possess the same mesmerising quiz-master will be one Charlotte Dawson.
actually quite reassuring how the Levs,
beauty of his last two efforts Carboot Soul I am not sure what her qualifications are
despite all the odds, continue to plough an
and Smokers Delight. If it weren’t for the for this role, though I am sure that she is
increasingly unfashionable furrow. They’re
vocals, this record would have felt distinctly adequately equipped for such a role.
already in danger of becoming the Fairport
like “Nightmares On Wax by numbers”. Convention of their generation, such is the
As it is, the album will still satisfy fans of CHANCELLOR’S CHALLENGE band’s enduring refusal to compromise
Bonobo, Air, Lemon Jelly and their ilk even with the commercial imperatives of modern
though it has nothing very original to offer. ITS THE SAME - ONLY ON A THURSDAY marketing. A welcome, and actually rather
six 8PM ONWARDS brave, return to form. six
20 FESTIVAL SPECIAL take 2 19 September 2002
Friday
A stationary queue of traffic along the Lee’s suicide earlier this year. The sound
A329 can only mean one thing : It’s time is muddy, and it’s near impossible to make
for the Reading Festival again. Time for out what the frontman is saying, but the
overpriced, foul food, typically dismal was indicative of the type of audience they crowd fill in every word to every song for
English weather, at a place where going were playing in front of, but they did well those of us who aren’t familiar with their
5 days without a shower is socially and left the stage with applauds of respect. material. I’d assume this means they put
acceptable, but on the upside, there are Back to the Evening Session stage for NEW on a good show, but to me the band is just
hundreds of bands from every different FOUND GLORY (****) then, one of pop as annoying as they were when they got
genre to look forward to. Friday is indie punk’s elite forces at present. Their lack of booed off supporting the Chilis at Wembley
day on the main stage, and since the festival old material is noticeable, playing nothing 3 years ago. They sound like a poor version
tent, even if it is because it’s pissing it
has materialised into a more heavy rock from their debut album ‘Nothing Gold Can of the Foo Fighters, so three stars is quite
down outside. Everyone sings along to her
oriented occasion, FENIX TX (**) manage Stay’. Their set is therefore divided into an achievement, and the most they’d ever
early 2002 hit ‘Bad Babysitter’, and it’s a
to pull a crowd far bigger than they are half new ‘Sticks and Stones’ and half not- get from me. Most of the crowd has already
testament to her following that at a Rock
worthy of in the Evening session stage. so-old-but-not-new ‘Self Titled’. You can left the tent when they decide to come back
festival some of the crowd are familiar with
Maybe it was just the appalling sound in the feel the energy in the tent, especially when on and hammer out ‘Just a Day’, including
her other material. It’s still raining outside,
tent (a flaw that was to make me avoid the the band close on their recent Top 40 hit me who rushes across to the dance tent
so a quick jog over to the dance stage
evening session stage whenever possible) ‘My Friends over You’, sending the 6000- to witness the genius of APHEX TWIN
means we can catch nu skool breakbeat DJ
which made them sound like every other strong crowd bouncing merrily on their (*****). Words on this page can never do
and Fatboy Slim labelmate FREQ NASTY
pop punk band, but their total lack of stage way over to the main stage for WEEZER his set justice, and I would have probably
(****) In all honesty, I’m not the biggest
presence and wannabe pop star attitudes left (*****). The weather holds up for Weezer’s given him ten stars if it wasn’t for the
fan of this particular style of music, but
for a thoroughly unimpressive start to the set, enhancing their sing along summertime fact that I had to leave half way through.
those who are more appreciative seem
day. Over on the main stage, THE DANDY anthems. Frontman Rivers is far more
to be enjoying themselves. He keeps the
WARHOLS (***) are playing to an excited happy than he was at the series of low key
crowd dancing for the duration of his hour
dates they did last summer in London, and
long set, moving into more commercial
their set is far more diverse, including a
territory towards the end which even has
storming rendition of ‘My Name Is Jonas’
me bopping my head to my surprise. Chart
from the Blue Album. However it’s ‘Hash
bothering alternative dance act ‘THE LO
Pipe’ which predictably makes the crowd
FIDELITY ALLSTARS’ (***) are next up,
go wild. Strangely, Rivers insists on getting
and sound like dance music for people who
the crowd to chant “Weezer”, but when Clearly a man not limited by these crazy
listen to Oasis. It’s an emotional time in the
they’re belting out old favourites like ‘Surf things called genres, he is one of the true
Evening Session Tent, as FEEDER (***)
Wax USA’ and ‘Undone’, we are more creationists of our time. Blazing drum and
make a live return. This is one of their first
than willing to oblige. As soon as Weezer bass beats layered upon techno rhythms
appearances since former drummer Jon
finish, the skies open and it begins to pour, blast out from the tent, slapping everyone
so it’s over the shelter of the Carling stage who went to watch the Strokes on the
gathering of indie kids who are lapping up to see PRINCESS SUPERSTAR (****). * = lame main stage in the face and proceeding to
their trumpet infested pop rock. The fact The new queen of poppy hip hop who has kick them in the balls. The perfect end to a
that a lot of the crowd only recognised “that been likened to Eminem flows well, with decent day’s music, and time to rest up for
Vodafone song” aka ‘Bohemian Like You’ raunchy lyrics to an appreciative and full ***** = fantastico tomorrow.
Saturday
Saturday. The Punk Day. For one day only the dance stage gun drumming. It takes the soundman 3 songs to discover
becomes the ‘Concrete Jungle’ stage, last year offering the that the microphone isn’t working, but the stage show
best in punk and ska, but this year giving way to the more generates so much energy in the pit that the lack of vocals
emo stylings of bands on Vagrant Records. LIGHYEAR is irrelevant. The set loses its pace towards the middle, as
(**) a British band on Household Name Records draw taken a shit in over a week? No thank you, so it’s off to the he slows down for recent single ‘Addicted to You’, but
a packed tent which forces me to watch them from the Evening Session stage to see THE ICARUS LINE (*), who not for long. Word has reached Alec that they have been
outside. It’s sunny, they’re chirpy and silly, but in all truth have been critically acclaimed as the future of music told to turn it down, and the volume is against regulation
there are several bands this weekend who will do the ska/ by some. If this is the future of music, I’m going to stop levels, so Alec responds in the only way he knows how :
punk thing far better than them. Credit to them for trying listening. The only reason I can see that this band has LOUDLY. After ranting about the police and the obligatory
though. Los Angeles, California outfit GOLDFINGER (*) even ‘made it’ is their association with controversial band- ‘Fuck Tony Blair’, he delivers two songs more reminiscent
are veterans of the pop/punk scene, but they don’t show slagging and Fred-Durst-email-address-giving internet of ATR material, true to his Digital Hardcore roots, and the
any signs of it in this performance, and within 3 songs I’m site buddyhead.com. About two songs into their set I start crowd leave the tent happy. Over to the main stage for THE
walking out of the Evening Session stage to head for the to amuse myself by watching the lights above the stage HIVES (**). This is another band built on hype, and to be
Main Stage to see LESS THAN JAKE (***), who are a rotate for half an hour until they end their awful noise. honest, I’m fed up of the Strokes/Hives/White Stripes and
very good band in the right venue. The Main Stage of the Noise is about the best word you can use to describe they all sound the same to me. Since Universal Records
Reading Festival is not the right venue, and despite having ALEC EMPIRE (****), who follows the Icarus Line. For made them a multi million pound offer, causing them to
twice the number of members as those who don’t know, he is the abandon the label who brought them to fame from their
most bands, they fail to fill the driving force behind Atari Teenage humble beginnings in Sweden, they have lost all sense of
stage. They play a peculiar set, Riot, and therefore the whole reality, and the singer is extremely cocky. Just a few of his
drawing from their most recent Digital Hardcore movement. The self-appreciating remarks from his band’s boring set are:
album ‘Borders and Boundaries’ relatively empty but dedicated tent “Thank you... or perhaps I should say, you’re welcome”,
and ending with ‘Al’s War’, when gives a roar of anticipation as Nic “It’s an exchange of services, we play the music and you
you feel that more material from Endo (sampler) takes to the stage clap”, as well as taking credit for the good weather and that
Pezcore and Losing Streak would and does her sound check. Alec, “The admission price is a lot of money to see bands you
have better suited the occasion. ‘A’ and his drummer and bassist soon don’t like... and some you do, for example The Hives”. Oh
are up next on the main stage. Bad follow and the outfit launch into how wrong he is. I venture into the Concrete Jungle stage
English pop rock sung by a man a tirade of screaming samples, for the first time to see THE GET UP KIDS (*****), who
who sounds like he hasn’t crushing guitars, and machine live up to all expectations. They open with new material
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from ‘On a Wire’, but SAVES THE DAY (****). They fail to disappoint the strangely enough, doesn’t. Grohl owns this festival, and
as soon as they break 3000-capacity tent, and whilst they have ditched their punk he knows it. Despite it being the most busy I’ve ever seen
into ‘Holiday’ from roots in favour of the more commercial stuff during their the main stage, packed solid all the way back to the other
1999’s ‘Something To live shows, the crowd happily bounces along to ‘At Your stages, it feels intimate, and the band connect with the
Write Home About’, the Funeral’ and sways to ‘Freakish’. Unfortunately, all I catch audience on a level unrivalled by anyone else. They aptly
crowd erupts. The band of Jimmy Eat World’s set is their opener, ‘A Praise Chorus’. end their set with ‘Everlong’, dragging it out as long as
seem to realise this, and Last year they came over, unknown beyond the minority of possible, the crowd singing along throughout (of course),
proceed to play more emo fans, and played a little gig at the tiny Garage venue and the music dies out to an explosion of fireworks in the
from ‘Something...’ in Highbury. This year they’re second headliners on the night sky.
than they have done Evening Session stage. Just goes to show what a solid
at recent European record, not to mention the right PR and label pushes, can
festivals, showing a do for a band. Had enough emo for the day? Good, then
true connection with the it’s time to run over to the punk tent for NO USE FOR A
audience and their 40 minute set is over far too quickly. NAME (*****). Competing with J.E.W., I honestly thought
There was a lot of speculation as to whether ASH (***) the tent would be empty. No sir, it’s as packed as it’s been
would play, after a bus crash in America. However they for the rest of day, if not more, everyone singing along as
do take to the Main Stage, against doctors orders but to they belt out the classics like ‘On The Outside’, and even
the delight of some 40,000 fans. America has humbled new tracks like ‘International You Day’ are treated like
Ash, as Tim Wheeler tells the crowd how nice it is to be old favourites. Undoubtedly the band of the weekend, and
back where “everyone knows your fucking band”. The probably the only band of the weekend who the whole
bad thing about this is that everyone knows your fucking audience enjoyed, the mighty FOO FIGHTERS (*****)
setlist, having probably seen the band several times on the led by Dave Grohl (formerly of Nirvana fame), provide the
‘Free All Angels’ tour. A far more exciting prospect awaits perfect end to the day. They open with a new track from
at the punk tent, in the shape of MTV2 loved up emo kids ‘One By One’, which threatens to kill the excitement, but
What a way to start the Sunday. DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN (****) blasting through a SLIPKNOT (***) autograph all day are now at the main stage. Whilst I really can’t see
some totally unmelodic grindcore metal. To their minority of followers, they play a great how this band have gotten so far based on their music, their 9 man monster of a stage show
set, whilst the 10,000 other people in attendance look on with a “what the fuck” expression is certainly something to behold, and quite possibly the biggest surprise of the weekend
in their faces. Whether you like them or not, their set be talked about for years as the is that I actually stayed for their entire set. Okay, I confess to having liked them in May
first time a band has taken a dump on stage, and thrown it into the crowd. Ironically, ‘99 when they came out amidst all the hype, and sure, I owned their self titled album and
his excrement was not the biggest pile of shit on the main stage all weekend. RAGING went to their first UK gig, but once you get past the hype and the image, there really is
SPEEDHORN (*) churn out some kind of noise, but after the poo-flinging antics of DEP, nothing in their clichéd lyrics and 9-piece-who-sound-like-a-4-piece sound. They can still
nobody’s really interested, so a brisk walk over to the Evening Session stage and we’re cut it live though, and all the 12 year olds who came down for the day just to see them
in line for UK Skacore’s finest, CAPDOWN (****). Definitely a band on the leave happy. Time for some punk now. Those of you who think I’m talking
up and up, Capdown from Milton Keynes have been touring the toilet venues about the Offspring who played the main stage next are sadly mistaken, for
of the UK for years. 2 years ago they were playing a support slot at a pub in I’m talking about brummie geezer with a mockney accent, Mike Skinner of
Kingston to 3 people, today they’ve pulled a crowd of about 4,500 in an early THE STREETS (*****). The band, consisting of a DJ, bassist, drummer,
afternoon slot. They don’t disappoint, and even play out a few new tunes and and backup vocalist, all take to the stage, and the packed tent erupts when
a cover of Rancid’s “I wanna riot” for those who’ve seen them 20-30 times in Skinner staggers onto the stage and starts chatting over ‘Turn the Page’. Two
the past year. SPARTA (***) who follow, are best known as ‘that band with giant video screens either side of the stage portray images of his take on life
the guys who used to be in At The Drive-In’, and they sound like a second on the streets in London like sharing a spliff with a homeless man on a bench
rate ATDI, totally lacking the energy and the quality of their former band’s in a park. Everyone knows the main has astounding lyrical ability, he’s even
songs. Local boys HUNDRED REASONS (****) are treated like heroes. The been called the British Eminem, but he even manages to create an original
‘emocore’ saviours bring an original sound, sandwiched between 2 Nu-Metal sound through the music with his unique twist on UK garage, fused with his
bands on the lineup, and by the looks of things they can’t quite believe how far they’ve love of old-skool bands like the Specials and the Clash. He even goes into a cover of the
come in the past year. Their strong, distinguishable sound comes through in ‘I’ll Find former’s well-known hit ‘Ghost Town’ after ‘Let’s Push Things Forward’. Who needs the
You’ and ‘Silver’, and unlike a certain Canadian pop-punk hypocripunk of the Offspring when this really is Punk as fuck. After a bit of drum n bass
Sunday outfit who played yesterday they truly are All Killer and No
Filler. Puddle of Mudd are up next on the main stage. Run, run
for your hearing’s sake!!! Into the Radio 1 tent to check out
from DJ ANDY C (****), it’s over to the main stage for THE PRODIGY (****). They
haven’t played Reading in a long time, and the crowd have been waiting for this day. The
most noticeable thing about their set is the immaculate lighting show. Frontman Keith is
‘THE SHINING’ (*), who are almost as bad as Puddle... They think they’re Oasis, ‘nuff demanding of the crowd, and they do whatever he commands. Quite simply he has the
said. The tent is only about one tenth full, and fills up gradually through their set, but only audience in the palm of his hand, and even when they cover Madness’s ‘Nightboat to
because the REEL BIG FISH (****) are up next. The kings of ska/punk, some may have Cairo’ after teasing us with a bit of ‘Out of Space’, the crowd is totally responsive. Oldies
been doing it longer, but nobody does it as well as RBF. Still reeling from the news (no pun but goodies like ‘Poison’, ‘Firestarter’, ‘Breathe’, and ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ go down a
intended!) that their drummer has had a death in the family, they aren’t their usual selves, treat, and even though they display some arrogance during the set, we’ll let it slide.
alternate.tuesdays
but even on an ‘off’ day for the fish such as this, they still put on one heck of a show. 6,000
smiling faces can’t be wrong, some rude skanking ensues to quite possibly the best cover
song of all time, ‘Take On Me’, and as the band leave the stage, the whole tent empties
on account of NOFX starting over on the main stage. But what’s this? On the way to the
LIVE
main stage I hear garage beats coming from the dance tent, and it’s my favourite novelty
garage act OXIDE AND NEUTRINO (****) filling in for a last-minute cancellation by
People Under The Stairs. Neutrino’s on
top form throughout, and strangely enough
at a rock festival, during an unannounced
performance, the So Solid boys get 1000 kids
dancing like it’s the Coliseum in Vauxhall.
“Make some noi-oi-oi-oi-oiiise”. Brilliant.
The lazy Sunday evening slot is perfect for
INCUBUS (***) on the main stage, playing
their acoustic infested lounge room rock from
‘Morning View’ and the slower stuff from
‘Make Yourself’.
But whilst the chillout is nice, it’s the more
rocking moments in the set which keep the
crowd entertained, and it would have been
students’ union
nice to hear more from ‘S.C.I.E.N.C.E’ than
just ‘A Certain Shade of Green’. The 20,000
little hoodie wearing ‘maggots’ (as they like
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broadcast live sessions from time to time. Curious? Come and see for yourself.
This week GU2 are madly preparing for this years launch---on Sunday 22nd. So if you’re
team
staying in your room trying to avoid the manic moving in crowds, then stay in the comfort
of your own room and listen to what’s going on on the rest of campus. Alternatively, you - j-team.biz
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could just swing by car park 4, or nearby to listen AND look because we’ll be broadcasting
from there live….come and join in if you dare. If you miss it, don’t panic because there
will be many other opportunities during freshers week to check out what the GU2 crew are
up to.
On Monday night, GU2 will be launching the freshers festival from Chancellors with the
j-team presenting from 7-10 pm. Throughout the week there will be microphones floating
around in everyone’s general direction…so approach one (there should be a person on
the end of it!) and be keen to speak up and share your wit with the rest of the university.
On Friday come on down to the union for freshers fayre to have a look at all of the stalls,
£100: what does the letter ‘e’ stand for in the abbreviation “e-mail”?
a: easy | b: electronic | c: european | d: elephant Lyrics Quiz Lyrics Quiz Lyrics Quiz
£200: during World War II, what were U-boats ? I wonder how many people sit there, look at the lyrics below and just go “oh yeah, that’s
a: aircraft carriers | b: submarines | c: destroyers | d: merchant ships so and so, and this one’s...” – I wonder how many people listen to music for the lyrics and
how many are there only for the melodies. I wonder if cats, or animals in general, have the
£300: the flowers of the common forsythia shrub are normally what colour? same appreciation of music that us bipeds have and I wonder if maybe musicians should
a: red | b: blue | c: yellow | d: purple make allowances for those less conscious than ourselves. These things I think about so that
others don’t have to.
£500: in the Highway Code, what shape are the signs that give orders?
a: circular | b: triangular | c: hexagonal | d: rectangular 1. “I could make those people dance and maybe they’d be happy”
2. “I can’t walk out because I love you too much”
£1k: in which city was Joan of Arc burned at the stake in 1431? 3. “If I made you feel second best, girl – I’m sorry”
a: reykjavik | b: rouen | c: rochdale | d: rome 4. “Please don’t ever make her blue”
5. “If you’re so funny then why are you on your own tonight?”
£2k: what was the name of the world’s first test tube baby? 6. “So very high just like a dragonfly”
a: louise brown | b: sharon evans | c: lucy bryant | d: sharon fuller 7. “Tan me hide when I’m dead, Fred”
8. “Played a bit of football; fell into the Union”
£4k: what was the name of the winged horse of Greek mythology? 9. “For all the things you know tell me why the river doesn’t flow”
a: silver | b: beelerophon | c: champion | d: pegasus 10. “You can’t go on thinking nothing’s wrong”
X
£8k: where is Michelangelo’s painting “The Creation of Adam”?
a: st. mark’s cathedral | b: sistine chapel | c: national gallery | d: louvre
£125k: which famous actor played the killer of PC Dixon in the film “The Blue Lamp”?
a: dirk bogarde | b: stanley baker | c: jack warner | d: alec guiness
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were always on my mind” 4. Bobby Vee – “take good care of my baby” 5. The Smiths – “i know its over” 6.
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“The next item on the agenda is Pete Wheel’s idea. Now, if you don’t mind, Pete,
keep it short – I’ve got to go and kill a buffalo before the wife gets home and haven’t
had chance to sharpen up my spear yet.”
“Ok, well – basically guys, we’ve been having real problems getting from a to b.
Clearly the square thing isn’t working and as far as the triangle goes - well, bumpy WE ARE CURRENTLY SEEKING ENTHUSIASTIC PEOPLE
to say the least, agreed? So I was looking through my book of geometrical shapes (WHO MUST BE OVER 16)
and it suddenly hit me: the bloomin’ ‘circle’, or, as I’d like to call it, the ‘wheel’. It
looks like it might cut out the bumpy aspects of a journey, is a reasonably sound
engineering structure due to the symmetry of its shape and would work well both to work
with four- and two- wheel vehicles as well. Hell, I was even thinking as a bit of
fun we could try just the one wheel, like a ‘uniwheel’ or something, and attempt FULL TIME | PART TIME | WEEKENDS | EVENINGS
balancing around on it. What do you all reckon?”
“I’m afraid I have my reservations. For instance, the only things we have at the
moment for moving around are legs – not wanting to trim your loincloth or anything,
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years trying to reinvent this idea all the time do we? Can’t we just try it?”
“I propose that we take a vote on it – remember last time we had something like this,
old Neanderthal didn’t like our decision one bit and has been missing ever since,
simply because we didn’t ask him. All those in favour of Pete’s wheel, raise your £4.50 per hour
clubs now...I make that seven. All those against...”
That’s as far as the transcript went – the majority by which the idea was passed never
did reach the light of day. Still, thanks to Pete “the caveman” Wheel, we can now all
take for granted moving from here to there comfortably, roaming the country in cars,
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SURREY PRIDE
Skiing in the summer
Yes, that’s right, skiing and snowboarding in the summer.
While most of the population was headed for the beach a
coach load of the UK’s finest, well, maddest, skiers and
boarders headed to the French Alps. The British University By Tigger
Snowsports Club (BUSC), Summer Session 2002 was about
to begin. a lake, tops off, sun cream
Allow me to answer a few common questions: “How can on, played on (and off) the
you go skiing in the summer?” Go to a resort with a glacier. pedalos, had a barbeque, and
“So you’re skiing on a giant iceberg that got stuck on the top generally chilled. The week
of a mountain millions of years ago?” Something like that. was turning into the most
“So you’re skiing on ice all the time?” No, the glacier is so surreal ‘winter sports’ trip
high it snowed when we were there, in July. “Any good?” It we’d ever been on.
was ‘Yo’ The final day bought with it
The focus of the week was big air. Each day we headed for the BUSC big air competition.
the snow park; kickers all over the place, spines, hips, rails, Loads of prizes were up for
halfpipes and an airbag jump for practice - the best snow grabs, you just had to show
park I’ve seen. Professional coaches were on hand to point your stuff. The five present The sun. Some skiing. Whilst the sun is out. Nice
us in the right direction and add to our vocabulary. Switch, members of the UniS Snowsports Team did not fail And we all lived happily ever after.... NOT. Well, not until
safety, mute, lui kang; all were possible if we could get to disappoint. Andy Discoed it off the jump in 70’s gear for we get back out to the Alps! Next up will be the main UniS
control of our skis / board and ‘go big’. a Line (wicked make of nu-skool skis) t-shirt and frisbee. Snowsports Tour during the last week of the Xmas break.
Summer in a skiing resort isn’t all about things you can Tigger collected both Option and Natives t-shirts for a switch This year we’re off to Tignes, one of the largest ski domains
do on snow. Les Deux Alpes offered us an impressive array 180 attempt. Stavros picked up goggles and an Ezekiel shirt in the world, and as per usual expecting north of 100 of you
of afternoon activities. Luge, archery, crazy table pool, golf for a 360 attempt. But relatively speaking Bunsen took the to join us. Any level of skier, boarder, blader, or drinker(!)
course and driving range, trampolining, football, outdoor mick as he walked off with a pair of twin-tip Rossignol skis is welcome. In fact with such a large group it’s ideal for
swimming pool, ice skating, volleyball, basketball, tennis, courtesy of Wasteland for ‘going big all week’! Do we know beginners; we guarantee you will not be the only one. For
a 140m bungee jump, white water rafting, mountain biking, how to win all the toys or what? more info call the Snowsports Hotline: 0795 107 4570.
..., I could go on. On the second day we headed down to
1. We are operating right next door to a building-site with traffic-lights, dirt, mud and lorry Monday 23rd September
implications Squash Virgins!
2. We are in the process of completing a major boiler replacement that leaves us 12:20 to 1:00pm
temporarily with no hot water, apart from a few electric showers Never played squash but always wanted to learn then here is your opportunity have
3. We have had to replace our management/membership system. We have been using the a go
old one since 1984 and were very familiar with it. We do not yet have all the answers on Schools Roadshow* | 1st Team Training (come & watch 6 - 8pm)
the operation of this impressive new system
Tuesday 24th September
Although things may well appear unfriendly, less welcoming and more inefficient, we are
Schools Roadshow
trying very hard to minimise the inevitable inconvenience. I would like to sincerely apologise
to any people who have been adversely affected to date.
Wednesday 25th September
Please try and allow a little extra time if you are coming to take part in a class, because we Schools Roadshow* | Improvers Workshop (12:20 to 1:00)
are experiencing some hold-ups. All old cards will need to be replaced before you will have Squash Surgery
full access to our buildings and services. This can be done at either the Sports Centre or the Frustrated with your game and need the doctor’s advice! A free workshop with
Varsity Centre (The Varsity Centre has the advantage that you can relax with a cold drink or SRA coaches to improve your game.
one of our outstanding real ales, while you wait for your lunch to be freshly cooked) The
Varsity is not currently suffering from the other disadvantages mentioned above. Thursday 26th September
Schools Roadshow* | 1st Team Training (come and watch 6 - 8pm)
Please look at our web site for more information on times and charges.
www.unisport.co.uk
Friday 27th September
May I please remind you that we are unable to sign people up on our many courses until
the week beginning 23rd September. Freshers - Student Club Exhibition & Coaching | Coaching Workshop 12.20 - 1pm
I would also like to draw your attention to our Free Week - September 30th until October 6th
- where all classes and courses will be run at no charge. This will give you an opportunity Saturday 28th September
to see those you may wish to join. Open Juniors Graded Tournament | Open Seniors Handicap Tournament
(These may not appear quite the same as the following week when the courses start properly, * Schools Roadshow times arranged to suit school timetables
because there may well be greater numbers for some of them that may have implications, but For more details contact the Varsity Centre tel. 01483 505271 or email
you should be able to get an idea of the kind of class and the teacher.) i.woodley@surrey.ac.uk