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Surinder

Abhi toh WO pkt se aayi gee7 se aati pagal ho jata wo

Neetan

Good

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Kehte they mujhse kaam shikha unhone aaj tk kisi ko apna chella ni banaya hai

Neetan

Ye to hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Aur naa kisi ko banayege

Neetan

Hmmm

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Logo se mere bare main puch ke yeh sabit karna chahte hai ki hum uski care karte hai

Mere bando ko fone karke kehte hai Surinder se kya kaam karwata hai humse bhi karwa ke dekh

Neetan

Kb bola

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Bade bande hai

Jinhone sunaya

Mere se bhi gaba diye WO bande aisa bol ke kudh se bhi


Neetan

Chalo shodo logo ko

Yr bande kisi ke sage nji hote bhai bhai hi hote hain

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Ek baar main aamne samne hona chahta hun

Neetan

Mil lena jb bhi apko theak lage

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Yeh kaam aap karwa sakte ho bhut sawal hai jinka jawab usi se mujhe Lena hai

Neetan

Kyu nhi

Kal.main himacha ja raha hu pre wedding shot pr

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Ristydaro se kehta hai Surinder ko badi akad hai

Neetan

A kr mil lete hain

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Wow

OK

Gud good

Jao Ji accha mosam hai


Neetan

Chalo theak hai sir good night

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Gud nyt

APR 7TH, 1:53PM

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

office gaya tha main

aapke

aap mile nahi

guru ji

Neetan

Kb sir

Main to office mein hi

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

ladka tha guru ji

beth huaa

betha huaa

Neetan

Kb aye the

Ph hi kr lete

Surinder Singh Rajput


Surinder

usne kaha bahar gyee hai maine kaha kaha himachal kya usne bola haan

Neetan

Hain ek pre wedding shoot tha

Aj hi aya hu vapis

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

ok

tab aapke

guruji ki daram patni aayi thi

tab aaya tha main

office

vk le aaya tha ,mera kaam isliye aaya tha main

Neetan

Ok ajj aye the

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

haan

subha

Neetan

App bol eahe the ki ravi bhaiya se milna hai

Ajj milna hai sham ko to bolo

Bat kr lena

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder
aaj bday shoot hai udher ladke bejhne hai

Neetan

Ok

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

kal

MAY 3RD, 2:17AM

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

nini ni aati veer

g aapko

Neetan

Nhi

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

accha bhabhi pass ni kya

Neetan

Pass hi hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

hmmm phir theek hai

MAY 6TH, 5:14PM

Surinder Singh Rajput


Surinder

mubarak ho purane office bhi gayee aap

baby ko leke

Neetan

Wo 1year purani pic thi

MAY 11TH, 12:47AM

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

ok

THU 11:09PM

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

bhai g rest bhi kar liya karo

Neetan

Haha

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

hase kun

kyun

sehi toh kaha

Neetan

Vele bethe hain

Surinder Singh Rajput


Surinder

aaj kal toh aapke ustad ke pass jana muskil toh ni huaa

Neetan

Ha ha ha sahi kaha

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

hayee aap velly kyun mzk karte ho 250 leaf banate ho roz ki

Neetan

Mushkil hi nhi na mumkin

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

250 aapki 300 ustad ki

Neetan

250 to apke bhai saab hi banate hain

Jo apko information deta hai wo 400 banata hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

ha ha ha

camera laga hai mera udher

ha ha ha

Neetan

Sath mein apko wo sikhata bhi to hai ko hd printing kya hoti hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

bus aaj kal band kar diya hai kyuki camera main ustad ke pass aaj kal unka aaina jo betha hota
hai
Neetan

Aur suna hai ayesha wale ka bada kam a raha hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

hum toh sabke chele hain sir ji sab hi humko shikhate hai hamari bhi pitari bhar rehi hai gayan
ke sath

ha ha ha

ek din zarur futegi gayaan ki pitari

maa di fudi uski

main ni karta uska kaam

sala chor

Neetan

Ha ha

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

wo aapke ustad ko hi mubark

aayesha wala

Neetan

Suna hai ki sri nagar ke contact kisi garib ke i phone se chori kiye the apne

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

maine agent rakha hai

kasmir main

kisi ka fone mere pass aata nahi


sab kuch hi toh chori kiya maine tabi toh danna seth ban gaya hun

Neetan

Abhi ki bat nhi kr raha jb pehli bar apne ayesha wale ko ph kiya tha jb bhai saabbke sath partner
ship thi

Apki

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Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

meri nahi kisi se patnership main 1100 ka noker tha

Neetan

Ha ha ha sahi hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

wo 1100 bhi hath ni aaya kapde khane main kat gaya

ha ha ha

15 saal ke 1100 bhi milte toh j&k bank bhar jata

ha ha ha

locker hote aaj mere

Neetan

Ajkal apki bhabi ji bho desin kr rahi hain 200 sheets roz ki

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

meri koi bhabhi nahi

main unke liye mar chuka hun

yani meri chawari kha chuke hai wo

wo 500 bhai banayege na tab bhi chain unke naseeb main nahi hoga
har tym 12 hi baje rehege

Neetan

Chalo shodo beti ja sunao

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

chamak nahi hogi face pe

latka muhhhhhh rehega hasi zabardasti ki hogi per dil rota rehega

ha ha ha

hum 50 leaf main hi kush hai

chain se sote hai has khel ke jeete hai

Neetan

4 album roz ki bana rahe ho

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

naa

Neetan

Kam kahan ja raha hai ajj kal

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

1 aadi

only design

dgflck

12 re per sheet

Neetan

Suna sri nagar ki puri market sambhal rakhi hai apne


Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

design ki hath main di unki pen drive jaha marzi marbayee

pincel ko de rakhi hai

aaj kal

Neetan

App ka kya kehna 2 rupee bhi le sakte ho

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

45 rs rate pe

ha ha ha

kashmir bhi mubark aapki ustad ko

aur maine

koi no chori ni kiya

aapke mobile se

Neetan

Maine to jhi suna hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aapke ustad ne i phone main aapko dale they na no toh

tb unhone ne hi fone kiya tha

Neetan

Ph bhi apne hi kiye the sab ko

Suna to jehi hai

Surinder Singh Rajput


Surinder

main toh cstmr se baat nahi kara tha nahi toh yeh ilzam bhi hona tha bund maar gaya mere
cstmr ki

Neetan

Ab kya paya sach kya hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

paisa baharo bahar le gaya chori karke

Neetan

Wo to abhi bhi lagta hi hai ilzam

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

mere sare bando ko

wo cll kare

aur ulta chor mujhe dante

Neetan

Sach to ap sono ustad hi jante ho na

Dono

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

samjha nhi

Neetan

Sach to app dono ustad hi jante ho na

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

mere aane se logo ko bolta hai pehle india pride dukaan le li ab yaha aa jayega
ha ha ha

main aau na aau dar toh humesa rehega hi naa

aapki ustadni ko

ha ha ha ha

aapki toh bhabhi ji hai sorry ha ha ha ha

ustadni bol diya

ha ha ha ha

Neetan

Real to apki hi rahegi na

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

nahii

thi aur hain main bada fark hota hai bhai g

Neetan

Jo marzi bolo real to relation apka hinrahega

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

meri thi aur aapki hain

ha ha ha

Neetan

Apki bhi hai aur puri umar rahegi

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

risty naate ab kaha wo din gulami ke gayee

sala kha bhi reh bhi pehan bhi ghum bhi chain se nahi skte they
Neetan

Suna hai 70000 ka tanka mara tha apne

4 din mein

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

uska ek baccha hai na uski ksm khayee

aur meri ek beti hai main bhi ksm khata hun

Neetan

Aur shoping alg se ki

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

kamayi toh pehle thi ni

ha ha ha 4 din main 70000

toh ek month ka hisab lagana zara

Neetan

Suna hai sari jewellery pehle se hi ban gyi thi apki ladi ki

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

uski maa ki fuddi se bani

sali chudel ki

Neetan

Ha ha ha haha

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

meri maa ki nathni


se banayi

hai

unse toh paise diye hi nahi gye shaadi main

Neetan

Suna hai ada tanka mara hai apne

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

uper se hamare 31000 sagun ke paise dukaan pe they wo bhi kha gyi

Neetan

Shagun to apke pass tha sara je bhi suna hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

sagun ke paise humne

duaakn pe rakhe they

jb unhone hum dono ko ghar se nikala

aur hum dono ek hi dress main bina khaye piye

dukaan main rehe

baad main hum dono ko bahane se ghar le gyee

aur us chudel ne meri maa ko gale se pakda

aur us maa ka beta jo aapka ustad hai wo dekhta raha

Neetan

Wo to kehte hain ki hamri sas se banti badi hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aur hume chod ke udher kudh aadi raat ko bhaag aaye


ganta banti hai uski kisi ke sath

Neetan

Ustad to pehle apka hi hai na

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

sirf banti hai toh paisa

paisa

bus uske liye wo kuch bhi kar skti hai

Neetan

Chalo shodo

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

uski badi baate maine bhai ko nhi batayi thi

Neetan

Beti ka sunao

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

mere pass uske kehi raaz hai

Neetan

Razz hain to bata dete

Unko bhi pata chalta

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aapka ustad toh mitii ka putla hai bus fuddi ka shokeen hai kutti ki bhi lene ko tyr rehta hai

fuddi se toh bika hai wo


tabhi toh pura din kama kama ke de rha hai

aur bus nahi chala kehi toh ab jaddu tone pe utar aaye

bisnah ke aage jate hai jaddu tonna karwane mereko

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

Neetan

Suna hai kisi ladki ne apke liye zehar khaya tha

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

hainnnnnnnnnnn

naya sosa

iska mtlb ab aana padega meleko

Neetan

Bakshi nagar ki ladki thi

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aapke udher

Neetan

Ap bhi kholo na razz

Dabe hue

Apka to badi ladkiyo se chakar tha


Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

uski behan thi wo

leh wali

mera ek hi ke sath chaker hai usi ko maine biwi banaya

usko bhi wo alag alag id se kunal msg karta tha ki

Neetan

Nhi suna hai facebook pe badi ladkiyo se chakar tha apka

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aap surinder se shaadi na karna bhai pe wo depnd hai

aur naam lagaya baby ke pati ka

Neetan

Suna hai bakshi nagar wali ke maa bap bhi aye the apke pass

Apne ghar ka darwaja hi nhi khola

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

baad main pata chala mujhe ki baby ka pati toh fb sehi chalata nahi toh msg dur ki baat rehiii

kal aaya main bakshi nagar wali koun thiii usko puchne

yeh na ho himachal main jo rahi kasar hai yehi puri ho jayee

aaj kal maine bande kamaye hai paisa toh randiyo ke pass bhi hota hai

Neetan

Pata nhi bhai ab sach kya yai

Hai

Surinder Singh Rajput


Surinder

ab main 1100 wala noker nahi rha

Neetan

Wo ladki apke peshe mar gyi thi

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

wo mari toh aapki ustadni kyun ni mari

agar aisi baat hoti toh

Neetan

Zahar kha kr

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aakhir kaar uski banayi huee devrani hoti wo

Neetan

Suna hai uski maa apse milne ayi thi ghar par aur apne apne kamre ka darwaja hi nhi khola

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

ha ha ha

yeh lo

accha

Neetan

Ladki bhi bada pyr krti thi apse

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

accha
pata nniii tha mujhe

Neetan

Ab sach to app aur apke bhai saab aur bhabi ji hi jante hain na

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aapse hi pata lag rha hai

Neetan

Wo kehte hain hamare samne bat kar ke dekhe

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

koi ni phir aata hun main

bhut jaldi

Neetan

Hamre pass har bat ka jawab hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

sale jaddu tona karwate hai

meri biwi ko bhi kiya tha

aadi raat ko uth ke uske sar main raakh lagati thiii

Neetan

Wo to pta nhi ab app zayada jante ho

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

murde ki

Neetan
Acha

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aur meri duaakn main pichle haft hadiya sindoor

Neetan

Murde ki

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aur bhi bada kuch mila

Neetan

Ohhh bab reee

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

darbaja toota huaa hai uske ander dali huee thiii

Neetan

Cctv nhi hai wahan koi

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aur wo banayi huee hai bisnah se aage naam bhul gaya jagga ka

udher se

Neetan

Ok kisne banwa ke dii

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

wo apni badi behan ko


marne ke liye humse pani main uske naam ki janter

bana bana ke fikbati thi

Neetan

Acha

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

toh main toh uska kuch ni lagta

Neetan

Kyu

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

mera kaam chal pada toh wo kisi se keh rehi thi ki main dekhti hun yeh kaise jmu main reh ke
kaam karta hai

Neetan

Chalo theak hai bhai subha bat karte hain g.n

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aur jisse kaha wo bhi uska apna tha

Neetan

Party pending hai abhi

Neetan

Neetan

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

ab bithday ho gaya

ha ha ha
Neetan

Neetan

Neetan

Neetan

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aap aaye ni us din

baise mere pass kyun aayege

ha ha ha

Neetan

Busy tha

Ate hain kisi din apke ghar

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

main chota mota aadmi garib chor ladki baaz ha ha ha aap toh mahan hasti ke pass hi jaoge

ha ha ha

change kar rha hun main ab rehari le rha hun

udhe rgarmi badi hai bacchi nahi reh pati

Neetan

Good

Channi a jao

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

dur padeg a\

Neetan
Ok

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

kya???

wt mujhe

ek baat samjh ni aayi meri duaakn ki baate udher koun sunata hai

Neetan

Ye to mughe bhi nhi pata

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

gori

toh aaata nahi mere pass

Neetan

Ata hai kya wo

Fir pata nhi

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

lucky tea wala

uspe mujhe shakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk hai

kyuki har photogrpher ka naam wohi janta hai

Neetan

Acha pata nhi ho sakta hai

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

aur wo suru se hi aapki bhabhi ji ka chamcha rha hai


Neetan

Acha ha ha ha

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

pura yekin ho jayega

saboot ke sath phir main uski bund maruga

lagaye hai maine bande

Neetan

Theak hai pata karo

Pehle

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

cctv nahi chalta bahar wala yaha ka

nahi toh pta lag jata ki

janter manter kab rakha gaya

dukaan pe

FRI 1:27AM

Surinder Singh Rajput

Surinder

4 dain ki kamyi 70000 ........ 30 din ka month hota hai laga ke chale toh 7.5 din huee 7.5 x
700000 = 5250000 income

Seen by Surinder Singh Rajput at Friday 1:28am

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