unny Tongue Twisters

Funny Tongue Twister Phrases

 He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the
ghosts.
 Rubber baby buggy bumpers
 Frivolous fat Fannie fried fresh fish furiously
 Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary
menagerie.
 I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon a slitted sheet I sit.
 A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear
that the big black bug bit?
 Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.
 The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.
 Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively.
 Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker
 How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
 Nick knits Nixon's knickers.

Funny Tongue Twister Poems

I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate,
And I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son,
And I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.
A tutor who tooted the flute
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot
Said the two to the tutor
"Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers
How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
A certain young fellow named Beebee
Wished to marry a lady named Phoebe
"But," he said. "I must see
What the minister's fee be
Before Phoebe be Phoebe Beebee"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck
If a woodchuck would chuck wood.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I
wouldn't have thought so much.
A skunk sat on a stump.
The stump thought the skunk stunk.
The skunk thought the stump stunk .
What stunk the skunk or the stump?
If one doctor doctors another doctor
Does the doctor who doctors the doctor
Doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors?
Or does the doctor doctor the way
The doctor who doctors doctors?

The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way

The doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"
If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit
And Fed Forty Feet to his Friend Frank
How many Feet of Fruit did Freaky Fred Find?
Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie
Pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch
Or framing his famed French finch photos?
Dr. Johnson and Mr. Johnson,
After great consideration,
Came to the conclusion
That the Indian nation
Beyond the Indian Ocean
Is back in education
Because the chief occupation is cultivation.
A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
Sheep should sleep in a shed.
You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.
Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
Which felt as fine as that felt felt,
When first I felt that felt hat's felt.
A flea and a fly in a flue
Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue
If a Hottentot taught
A Hottentot tot to talk
Ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottentot tot
Be taught to say ought or naught
Or what ought to be taught 'er?
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
 Bitty Batter bought some butter
“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.”
So she bought some better butter,
And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,
And made the bitter batter better.

Comments
i love to read it.cause it is so funny.i know people or other people will love it
Posted by: Anonymous | July 20, 2010 02:58 PM

I WISH I WERE WHAT I WAS WHEN I WISHED I WERE WHAT I AM

Posted by: september | July 23, 2010 07:08 PM

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can

Posted by: Shubham mandlik | August 2, 2010 12:16 AM

good
Posted by: nisha | August 2, 2010 02:37 AM

shiela sells sea shells on the sea shore

Posted by: ruckshan | August 7, 2010 12:18 PM

very interesting
Posted by: senali | August 7, 2010 12:20 PM

what a cool yo this i really love this

Posted by: ahshi | August 8, 2010 03:34 AM

who watches whales,whale watchers watch whales

Posted by: chris g martyniuk | August 8, 2010 11:32 PM

I love Bitty Batter bought some butter

“But,” said she, “this butter’s bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.”
So she bought some better butter,
And she put the better butter in the bitter batter,
And made the bitter batter better
Posted by: kimmie | August 12, 2010 02:42 PM

Betty bought some bitter butter.But the butter was so bitter that betty bought
some more bitter butter
Posted by: Ramiza | August 23, 2010 11:38 PM

hahaha.. i like it.. :))

Posted by: Gwen | August 24, 2010 06:12 AM
i wish to wish the wish you wish but if you wish the witch wishes i wont wish
the wish you wish to wish
Posted by: Anonymous | August 28, 2010 01:47 AM

"B" tongue twister:

Betty bought a bit of bitter butter, baked it in her batter and it made her batter
bitter.
So Betty bought of better batter, baked it in her batter and it made her batter
better.
Posted by: Toby Lewis | August 28, 2010 07:31 PM

How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck

wood??
Posted by: Kitty | August 28, 2010 08:48 PM

good
Posted by: vilashini | September 3, 2010 11:24 PM

Try to say "Irish Wristwatch" kinda fast!

Posted by: Sarah | September 16, 2010 09:09 PM

2,2 was one horse, 1,1 was one too.2 2 won one rase 1 1 won one too.
Posted by: superman | September 17, 2010 09:12 PM

i hope u like my tongue twister

Posted by: superman | September 17, 2010 09:14 PM

better version of sheila and the shells:

She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
(:
Posted by: victor | September 18, 2010 03:35 AM

Thanks for this post it was really useful

Posted by: cosmetic surgery | September 22, 2010 11:52 AM

Six silly sisters sitting sadly sawing six silk sacks

Posted by: Janvier | October 6, 2010 08:44 AM

say this sentence fast and lol.

one smart fellow, he felt smart.
two smart fellows, they felt smart
Posted by: qqq | October 6, 2010 10:42 PM

I can can a can, but a can can't can me!

Posted by: Katu | October 7, 2010 03:07 PM
Awesome i never new there was so many tongue twisters.In the world?
Posted by: Emily Elizabeth | October 13, 2010 06:43 PM

Whether the weather be fine,whether the wheather will not,whether the

wheather be cold,whether the wheather be hot whether the wheather
whatever the wheather "Whether we like it or not......^_^
Posted by: ZeSmAn | October 15, 2010 02:09 AM

one smart fella, he felt smart

Posted by: noorvik alaska | October 17, 2010 05:45 AM

all good
Posted by: binder | October 17, 2010 08:11 PM

Thanks for the info

Posted by: zerodtkjoe | October 20, 2010 02:24 AM

would willie win the right writing test

Posted by: persepanie | October 25, 2010 10:21 PM

its very special topic i had ever seen

Posted by: ANAD | October 27, 2010 08:43 AM

great tongue twister's:)

Posted by: alicia | November 3, 2010 10:11 AM

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he

may be sure that they think he is growing old.
Posted by: DitufucsRezo | November 4, 2010 05:14 PM

love the tongue twisters that other people posted, keep it up so I have
something to laugh about in my day! ;)
Posted by: Lory | November 10, 2010 10:33 AM

nice
Posted by: swapnil | November 18, 2010 12:32 PM

these are so awesome, yet so funny! LOL!!!

Posted by: whoever | November 23, 2010 09:07 PM

Do tongue twisters twist your tongue?

Posted by: yogi | November 27, 2010 11:44 AM

she sells sea shells on the sea shore,but the sea shells she sells aren't the
sea shells,i'm sure :)
Posted by: Anonymous | January 10, 2011 01:24 PM
It's not Betty bought a bit of bitter butter, baked it in her batter and it made her
batter bitter.
So Betty bought of better batter, baked it in her batter and it made her batter
better.
It's Betty bought a bit of butter but she found the butter bitter so she bought a
better bit of butter to make the bitter butter better!
Lol
Posted by: Leah | January 10, 2011 06:03 PM

i love the funny tounge twisters it is hard to say when u hold ur tounge
Posted by: laney | January 12, 2011 11:44 AM

The funniest tongue twisters that I ever red, so nice. Allow me to copy it for
my students. Thank you...
Posted by: yuyun | January 20, 2011 12:37 AM

seen all of these

Posted by: Jessica | January 20, 2011 07:35 PM

A canner exceedingly canny

One morning remarked to his granny,
"A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can. Can He?"
Posted by: DRAGON DAN | January 26, 2011 03:07 PM

Betty Bought A Bit Of Butter But This Bit Of Butter Was Bitter, So Betty
Bought Another Bit Of Butter, And That Bit Of Butter Was Better :)
Posted by: Shannon [&&] Courtneyy :) | January 28, 2011 06:18 PM

halarious!!!!
Posted by: melissa | February 1, 2011 02:54 PM

hahahah i like it
Posted by: william | February 19, 2011 08:26 AM

It is not so chalenging! :(
Posted by: Anonymous | March 3, 2011 03:26 AM

cool
Posted by: caleb | March 9, 2011 06:22 PM

very funny..hahaha..
Posted by: Anonymous | March 15, 2011 04:19 AM

Wowwww these r awesome they made my little brother and sister laugh and
even my dad and step mom
Posted by: Anonymous | March 18, 2011 08:48 PM
hehehe!!!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous | March 23, 2011 04:53 AM

omg i bit my tongue while saying this and i just came bak from the hospital
cuz i got 3 stitches in my tongue. but i still luv the tongue twisters, PEACE
OUT BUISCUTS!!
Posted by: kaylee | April 4, 2011 02:11 PM

i love it!
a tongue twister:
she sells sea shells by the sea shore!
Posted by: vidha kiran | June 3, 2011 09:18 PM

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Posted by: Anonymous | June 29, 2011 01:30 PM

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?
Well,a canner can can as many cans as a canner can can if a canner can can
cans!
Posted by: Jackie Wang | July 4, 2011 05:15 PM

These are hilarious! I love them!

Posted by: Sasha | July 24, 2011 07:12 AM

awesome!!..i like that..i love to read more tongue twisters!

Posted by: Anonymous | August 2, 2011 08:20 AM

I loved Peter Piper picked a pickled peppers

Posted by: Anonymous | August 2, 2011 08:54 AM

Cool
Posted by: Anonymous | August 6, 2011 12:19 AM

Very funny tongue twisters which were very helpful for me.
Posted by: Anonymous | August 6, 2011 04:16 AM

i love tongue twister its so funny but there are some tongue twisters that i
didnt like because of the worda
Posted by: pot | August 11, 2011 08:23 AM

Fuzzy Wazzy was a Bear

Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair
If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair
Then Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasn't Very Fuzy, Was he?