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Afrikaans
Poes / Doos - Pussy

Fok jou - Fuck you

Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off

Hoer - Whore
Slet - Slut
Kak - Shit

Poephol - Asshole
Dom Doos - Dump Pussy
Gaan fok jouself - Go fuck yourself

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Arabic

Koos - cunt.

nikomak - fuck your mother

sharmuta - whore
zarba - shit

kis - vagina

zib - penis

Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your ass!

kisich - pussy

Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion

Mos zibby! - Suck my dick!

Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your dick!

kelbeh - bitch (lit a female dog)

Muti - jackass
Kanith - Fucker

Kwanii - Faggot
Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass

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Armenian
Aboosh - Stupid

Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot

Myruht kooneh - Fuck your mother

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Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should shit in your mouth
Esh - Donkey
Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick

Kuk oudelic shoon - Shit eating dog

Juge / jugik - penis

Vorig / vor - ass

Eem juges bacheek doer - Kiss my penis
Eem voriga bacheek doer - Kiss my ass

Toon vor es - You are an ass

Toon esh es - You are a jackass
Metz Dzi-zik - Big Breasts

Metz Jugik - Big penis

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Bengali

baing chood - sister fucker

chood - fuck/fucker
choodmarani - mother fucker

haramjada - bastard

dhon - dick

gud - pussy
khanki/maggi - whore

laewra aga - dickhead

tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad

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Bulgarian
Gus - Ass
Coochka - Bitch

Pederas - Gay / Fag

Luyno - Shit

Luyno Guava - Shit Head

Peeshka Guava - Penis Head
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Czech
Do prdele - (literally, "In the ass"), "Up yours"

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Mrdat, prcat - very dirty words for "fuck,"
used only by the lowest of the low(whores, thugs,
etc.)
Chces mrdat?
(ksesh mrrdat?) - "Do you want to fuck?"
Hovno - "shit"

Prsa - Tits
Pinjor - Cock
Hovno Hlava - Shit Head

Peecha - Pussy/Cunt

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Chinese (multiple Dialects)
Cantonese (phonetic, more or less)

Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street", general purpose swearword

(ie can fit in any context, like "shit!" or "fuck you"
or "you bastard" etc etc etc. add words before and
after for effect

D'iu ne lo mo - Fuck your mom

sAY Baht Poh - bitch

tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt

sek si - eat shit

hum kah chan - death to your family!

lok chat - dick

hamsap - horny person (not a swear word actually,
just an insult)
chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt
gai - whore

Mandarin (phonetic, more or less)

gun ni ma /
chao ni niang - fuck your mom
chao ni niang de zhu
zong shi ba dai - fuck your mom's ancestors
grandmas great grandmas
daH bien - shit

Liu mang - standard swear for bastard/assmunch/etc

Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles.
Hokkien (Phonectic, more or less)

Cheeby - Pussy
Lan Jiao - Dick

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Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair
Ni Na Bu - Your Fucking Mother
Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy

Lan Hoot - Balls

Neh - Breast

Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby

- Fuck Your Bloody Mother's smelly pussy
Ka Ni Na - Fuck Your mother

Ka Ni Lao Beh - Fuck Your Father

peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go fuck by someone

peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go fuck by dogs
and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt

keh - whore
Hakka (Phonectic, more or less)
diao nia meh - fuck your mom

chew hai - smelly cunt

bot nia meh see

tai lang - fuck your mom's smelly cunt

chap jong - bastard

guy - whore

nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog fuck your mom
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Dutch (Holland)

lul - dick
kut - cunt

kak, stront - shit

opdekontneuker - up-the-ass-fucker
hoer - hooker

eikel - dickhead
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Estonian
kuradi munn - (Lit. devil's penis)
kuradi puts - (Lit. devil's cunt) [strong]

kurat vo~tku - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it)

kurat, saatan - devil

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kusema/pissima (v) - to piss
mine persse! - (Lit. go into ass)
mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt)

munn - penis
nussima,nikkuma (v) - to fuck

piss/kusi - piss
raisk - rotted
sitt - shit

sittuma (v) - to shit

vitt/puts - cunt
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Finnish
vittu - fuck(Lit. cunt)

helvetti - hell

vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)

kusipaeae - pisshead
paskiainen - bastard

paska - shit

Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt

Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head

Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker

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French
merde - shit

manges la merde - eat shit

tu m'emmerdes - you're pissing me off
(Lit. you're shitting on me)
tu me fais chier - you are pissing me off
vas faire foutre
a la vache - go fuck a cow.

encule - fuck you (anal style!?)

salope, ordure, conasse,
poofias - bitch
va te faire voir,
va aux diable,
aux pelotes,
fous la camp,
va te faire cuire un oeuf,
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va chier,
te faire voir chez lez Grecs!
- go to hell!, Fuck off!
vas te faire foutre - go get fucked (lit: stuff you)

vas te faire enculé - fuck you

fils de pute - son of a bitch

tu m`emmerdes! - Fuck yourself!

une vieille bique,
il est becheur - an old bitch, pompous ass

le con, la conasse,
la chatte - cunt
baiser - to fuck
ce sont des conneries - that's a load of shit

leche moi et saire me renier

- lick me and make me cum
tete moi le dard, enculé!
- suck my dick,
you fucked faggot!

mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose

putain, pute - whore

cul - ass

bite - cock
pauvre con - asshole (lit: you poor cunt)

vas pisser dans

les fleurs - fuck off (lit: go piss in the flowers)

c'est rien que

de la merde - its just a bunch of shit
maudite vache - asshole/bitch/etc - (lit: damned cow)

va chier - go shit

tu mangeras le tas - you can eat the pile

(usually an answer to "va chier"s)
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German
Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole

Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken

Scheisse - shit
Fotze - cunt

Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt

Schwuchtl - faggot (noun)

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Lesbe - Lesbian
Mutterficker - motherfucker
Hurensohn - sonuvabitch

Hure - whore
Depp - idiot

Drecksau - dirty pig

Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead)
Fick dich! - fuck you

Fick mich - fuck me

(dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic)
Schlampe - tramp or slut

das geht dich einen feuchten

Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business
(Lit. that concerns you like wet shit)

du verdammter
Arschficker - you damn assfucker

Auf Wiedersehen
Fickakopf - Goodbye fuckhead
himmeldonnerwetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)

Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass

mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself

scheissekopf - shithead

Lichten mein asch. - kiss my ass, Lit.- Lick my ass

Lichten mein
Hosenschlange! - lit. - Lick my trouser snake
schnoodle noodle - dick snot

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Greek
vlaca - stupid (noun), moron

Malacca - masturbator, harshest swear for a male

malaka wanker gamisou - fuck off

Ay gamisou - go fuck off

to mounee tis manas sou - fuck your mother's pussy
mounee - pussy

poutsos - dick
poustis - faggot

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Fila mou to kolo - kiss my ass
As to thialo - Go to hell
Skila - Bitch

Boostie Mav-ro malaka

skit-tah - nigger dick sucking faggot.

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Haitian Creole
dan bounda ou - up your ass

kolan guete maman ou - fuck you

L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit)

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Hebrew

Zonah - whore
Zayin - cock
Harah - shit.

Mishugena - freak

Hutzpa - balls (as in he's got a lot of nerve)

Beitsim - Balls

ben zonah - son of a bitch (son of a whore, actually)

lech zayen et
ima shelcha - go fuck your mom
zayin - penis

tahat - ass

mitromem mizdayen
batahat - gay assfucker

zayin al hakuss
hamasrihach shel
haima hamechoeret
shelcha - fuck your ugly mom's smelly cunt
lech lehizdayen - fuck off

lech timtzotz et
hazayin hakatan shel
aba shelcha me'onen
ehad - go suck your dad's small dick you wanker
lech zayen para - go fuck a cow

timtzotz li et hazayin,
hatichat hara
masriach - suck my cock you smelly piece of shit
lakek et hatahat sheli - lick my ass

lakeki li a hadagdegan,
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zonah - lick my clit you whore
benzona - son of a bitch
lech tiezdayen - fuck you

ben sharmuta - like son of a bitch

manyak - just a cures

coos ima selha - your mother's vegina

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Hindi

chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)

gaandu - asshole
mah-der chod - mother fucker

tatti - shit
Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod - Sister Fucker

Madar Chhod
maa-duhr chod - Mother fucker

Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod - Brother Fucker

Chutiya choo-tia - Fucker

Gaand gaa-nd - Ass

Lund luh-nd - Cock

Chut choot - Pussy

Mammey mumm-aye - Breasts

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Indonesian
bangsat - bastard

bule - caucasian

gila - crazy
isep kontol - blow job
isep kontol gua - suck my dick
kontol - penis

memek - vagina
monyet - monkey

ngentot - fuck
ngentot lu - fuck you
ngewe - fucking

pantat - ass
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pantat besar - big ass

peler - penis
pentil - nipple
toket - women's breast

toket besar - big breast

jembut - pubic hair
biji - testicles ( slang, lit. means "seed" )

pentil - nipple

palaji - ( slang ) foreskin

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Italian

puttana - whore
fungula / scopa - fuck
merda - shit

Vaffanculo - fuck off

No Skuche ala Gats! - what the fuck do you want from my balls?

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Jamaican
bumboclot - you are full of shit

teras - your ass

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Japanese (phonetic, more or less)
baka yaroo - stupid bastard

Chikushoo - oh Fuck! (literally: "Animal")

Kuso - shit
Imi imishe Kuso - Eat Fucking Shit
Urusai Kono Bakayaro - Shut up you crazy motherfucker!
ChingChing - penis

ketsunoana - Asshole
Pai Pai - Breasts, nipples

onara - fart
onara atama - fart head
onani - masterbate

anato wa onani o
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shimasuka is - Do you masterbate
kin tama - golden balls
kisama - lord of the donkeys

Anata wa dame des - You are a nasty person

manko - pussy

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Korean (phonetic more or less)
Ssibal-seki /
Samanes-seki(?) - Son of shit

eemee sheemee pek

poejee dah - your mother has a bald pussy
Geseki - Son of a bitch

Yumago - fuck you

shibseki - all the bad stuff combined, bitch, whore etc.

Ko-chu-pado - suck my dick

Kochu - dick

Dong-mogo - eat shit

K-sa-key - bitch

She-pa-nom - No exact translation but it is the worst

word you could ever say in Korean.
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Malaysian (phonetic, more or less)

pookih lang chiau pakalau mah bong

- may your ass, boobs, and penis all fall off

anak haram - bastard

cibai - pussy (?)

pantat - ass
puki/pepek - pussy
puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother's cunt")

saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom

isap telur - Suck my balls

cor-nek / shuhana - dick

tetel - boobs
chin hooi - asshole

bodoh - dumb ass

celaka - idiot

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puki-thiam - whore house
bohsia - young horny bitch
tet tet - breast

tah fei kei (TFK) - masturbate

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Macedonian (phonetic, more or less)

pitch-ga da mahl-a - literally "return to your mother's cunt"
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Norwegian!
Helvete - Hell
Pule - Fuck

Faen - Damn
Dritt - Shit

drittsek - shitbag

Fitte - Cunt

fleskepanne - meathead
pikk - dick

hore - slut

din faens rompeslikker - you damn asslicker

din mor suger

pikk i helvete - your mother sucks cock in hell

ditt lusne, skitne,

stinkende,
raatne grisetryne - you lousy, dirty stinking, rotten pigface
dra meg hardt i rompehara /
knull meg hardt og fort - fuck me hard and fast (basically...)

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Persian (phonetic, more or less)
Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt

kosskesh - pimp (literal: "one who stretches pussy")

coony - Faggot

kesafat - you dirty piece of shit

beshoor - no brained
madar kharbeh - mother fucker

an - diarhhea
kos-khol - person who is crazy and obessed for a
girl's pussy
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amale - dirty piece of shit labor worker

khar - idiot
an damagh - booger
khange khodah - screw-up of god

antareh gav - "annoying cow"

bee-sharaf - [bad insult]. def. (?)
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Polish

huj - dick
dupek - asshole
dziwka - whore (light)

kurwa - whore (hard), fig. "Oh shit!"

spieprzaj - piss off
spierdalaj - fuck off

pojebany - fucked up

pierdolec - fucker

Gówno (pron. GOOVnoh) - shit

zajebiste - "fucking awesome"

Coor-va - fuck

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Portuguese
foder - to fuck; Present Indicative: eu
broche - cock sucking

chupa-me a - suck my cock

foda-se - fuck (figurative)

pica, piroca, caralho - cock
puta, cabra - bitch
vai para o caralho - piss off vai-te

corno - faggot
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Russian
Sooka - Bitch/traitor/whore
Yob - Fuck (verb root)(ie "I Fuck"="Ya Yebur"

baltattsya kak govno v prorubi

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- to be flighty or indecisive (?)
(Lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice)

Yob tvoiu mat' - "Fuck you!" or "Oh shit!"

(literal: "Fuck your mother" or
"I just fucked your mother")
(perhaps the harshest insult in Russian)
poshol na khui - Fuck off (Lit. go onto a dick)

poshol v zhopu - Fuck off (Lit. go into an asshole)

tebya ne ebut,
ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business
(Lit. you're not being fucked,
so don't wiggle your ass)

paashol v'chorte - go to hell

kooshi govno ee oomree - eat shit and die
ya eemay-you o-chen
balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick
tva-ya mama sa-seet
kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - You mother sucks cow dicks.
per-ee-staan haameetca - stop bitching

yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother

bivneetca - showing off asshole

peesa - polite penis

govno - shit (literally)

bliad - "Oh shit!" (lit. whore)

Khui - cock

pizda - cunt
manda - cunt
zhopa - an asshole or an ass

sraka - an ass (extremely vulgar)

mudak - an asshole (a person only)

bliad' - whore
govniuk - shithead
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Serbian
Jebem ti mater u picku! - I fuck your mother in her pussy!
(Yebem tee mutter oo peetchqu)
Bog te jebo! - May God fuck you!
(Bog te yebo)
Jebo ti pas mater! - May a dog fuck your mother!
(Yebo tee puss mutter)

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Crko dabogda stoko seljacka!
- May you drop dead, you redneck ox!
(Crko dubogda stocko selyachka)
Popusis mi kurac krasni!
- Suck my lovely dick!
(Popoosheesh me quratz krusnee)
Peecko smrdlyeeva - You smelly pussy.
(when you are a wimp, or afraid to do something)
Govno yedno - You piece of shit.
Peechka - pussy.

Sranje! - ohhh, shit!

Some! - you stupid ass.

Yebachu te! - I'll fuck you.
(have two meanings.
1. if you want to fight with someone.
2. when you are about to fuck a chick.
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Slovenian

Pejt u pizdu mater! - Go to (in) your mothers vagina

(Peyt oo PEEZ-doo MA-ter)

Preklet vosu! - Cursed donkey (literally "Bloody fool")

(Prek-LET voh-SOO)

kurac - penis
(KOOH-ratz)
pizda - vagina
(PEEZ-dah)
drek - shit

peder - faggot
(PEH-dehr)
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Spanish

Chingas tu madre - Fuck your mom

Mierde - Shit
Chupa me, puto - Suck me, asshole!
chupe me verga /
chupa me la peha - suck my dick

puta - (feminine) whore, bitch

puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole
joto - faggot (mex.)

pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.

Marricon - faggot

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Mariposa (Mex.) - faggot (lit. butterfly)
chingar - to fuck
cagar - to shit

coger - to fuck, (lit. to catch)

chupar - to suck

verga - dick (lit. broomstick)

pinche - fucking (sp?)
chorizo - dick (lit. sausage)

panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar)

culo - ass
huevos - testicles (lit. eggs)

chichis - breasts
pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair)

me cago en la hostia - i shit in the communion wafers

Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.

beso mi culo - kiss my ass

hacete cojer - go and get fucked

hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches

metete un palo en
el culo - shove a stick up your ass

me cago en la puta
madre que te pario
hijo de puta - I shit on the bitch mother that gave you
birth you son of a bitch

chimba - pussy (colombian spanish)

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Swedish
fitta - cunt
kuk - cock

pattar - tits
fan - damn

mammaknullare - motherfucker
din morsa luktar
friterad getröv
i fittan - your mother smells like fried
goatass in her cunt
kuksugare - cocksucker

knullare - fucker
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rövhål - asshole

helvete - hell
bög - faggot
jävlar - fucking

sug min kuk - suck my cock

hora - whore, prostitute
pess - piss
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Tagalog (Philippine)
TAE - Shit
Putanginamo - Fuck you

maliit ang titi mo - you got a small dick

magkantutan tayo - let's fuck

naninigas ang titi ko - I got a hard on

didilain ko ang tingil mo - I'll lick your clit

sipsipin mo ang titi ko - suck my dick

lunukin mo ang tamod ko - swallow my cum

malaki ang susu mo - you got big tits

anak ka nang puta - son of a bitch

puke nang ina mo - your mom's pussy

tukmol - ugly

Igao walang kang diti - you are dickless

Igao walang kang puit - you are buttless

Bi-HO KEE KEE - Stinky pussy.

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Turkish
Siktir lan - get fucked

Anani sikerim - i'll fuck your mum

got veren - ass giver

ibne - faggot
um - cunt
chukumu yala - suck my dick

ananin yara var,

ve baban jelos oldu - your mums got a dick and your
father jealous.

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Vietnamese
goo - dick

geeum - pussy
dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother

lo-de - asshole
du-ma-nhieu - go fuck yourself
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Ukrainian
Hivno - shit
Khui - cock

Sraka - ass
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Unique English
Anally retentive Pubic Louse

Cum Guzzling Fat Fuck

Gap Toothed trailer park discount whore

Lying sack of Siberian snake shit

gapped toothed, beer guzzlin', cousin fucker

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Yiddish

Putz - dickhead
Yutz - asshole
Schlemeil - asshole (the one that "screws"

Schlmazel - asshole ("gets screwed" by the schlemeil)

Mishugena - freak
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