A few good one-liners...

1. Regular naps prevent old age...especially if you take them while driving.
2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.
5. A child's greatest period of grow this the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.
6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but
whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
8. You can't buy love . . but you pay heavily for it.
9. True friends stab you in the front.
10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
16. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same
boss.
17. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
18. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
19. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say
something.
20. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

If your birthday is between…. Birthday Color

> > December 23rd ~ January 1st = Red

> > January 2nd ~ January 11th = Orange

> > January 12th ~ January 24th = Yellow
> > January 25th ~ February 3rd = Pink
> > February 4th ~ February 8th = Blue
> > February 9th ~ February 18th = Green
> > February 19th ~ February 28th = Brown
> > February 1st ~ March 10th = Aqua
> > March 11th ~ March 20th = Lime
> > March 21st = Black
> > March 22nd ~ March 31st = Purple
> > April 1st ~ April 10th = Navy
> > April 11th ~ April 20th = Silver
> > April 21st ~ April 30th = White
> > May 2st ~ May 14th = Blue
> > May 15th ~ May 24th = Gold
> > May 25th ~ June 3rd = Cream
> > June 4th ~ June 13th = Grey
> > June 14th ~ June 23rd = Maroon
> > June 24th = Grey
> > June 25th ~ July 4th = Red
> > July 5th ~ July 14th = Orange
> > July 15th ~ July 25th = Yellow
> > July 26th ~ August 4th = Pink
> > August 5th ~ August 13th = Blue
> > August 14th ~ August 23rd = Green
> > August 24th ~ September 2nd = Brown
> > September 3rd ~ September 12th = Aqua
> > September 13th ~ September 22nd = Lime
> > September 23rd = Olive
> > September 24th ~October 3rd = Purple
> > October 4th ~ October 13th = Navy
> > October 14th ~ October 23rd = Silver
> > October 24th ~November 11th = White
> > November 12th ~ November 21st = Gold
> > November22nd ~ December 1st = Cream
> > December 2nd ~ December 11th = Grey
> > December 12th~ December 21st = Maroon
> > December 22nd = Teal

—————————–*RED*—————————-

You are the cute and lovable type. You are picky but always in love…and
likes being loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be “moody” at times. Capable
with people, nice, soft and they can love you for the way you are. Likes
people who are easy to talk to and can make you feel comfortable.

—————————*CREAM*—————————

Competitive and sportive. Don’t like losing and always cheerful! You are
trustworthy, and very out going. You choose love carefully and don’t fall
in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don’t let go for a
long long time.

————————*TEAL*————————

You are mostly interested in your looks and have high standards in picking
love. You think and make a solution precisely and hardly make stupid
mistakes. You like to lead and is easy for you to make new friends.
————————-*GREY*————————–

You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings and express
everything that’s inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be
noticed, and don’t like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up
people’s day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good
sense of humour.

————————-*GREEN*————————-

You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but
sometimes you can hurt people’s feelings by your words…You like to be
loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single waiting for the
right person.

————————-*GOLD*————————–

You know what’s right and what’s wrong for you. You are cheerful and out
going. It’s hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the
right person, you won’t be able to fall in love again for a long time.

—————————*PINK*—————————

You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care
for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative
thoughts, and you look for the sort of romantic love only found in
fairytales.

—————————*YELLOW*—————————

You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong
leadership role in relationships. You make good decisions and make the
right choices at the right time. You dream of a romantic relationship.

————————–*MAROON*————————-

You are intellegent, and know what’s right. You like to make things go your
way, which can sometimes cause trouble for not thinking about other
people’s feelings. But you can be patient when it comes to love… Once you
get a hold of the right person, it’s hard for you to find a better love.

————————-*ORANGE*—————————

You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people.
You always have goals you look towards, and are competitive. When it comes
to friendships, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the
right friend, you trust them for ever.

—————————-*PURPLE*————————–

You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your
day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between
friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go
for people who are trustworthy.

—————————–*LIME*—————————–

You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jelous easily, and complain
over little things. You can’t get stuck into one thing,but you have a
capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

————————–*SILVER*—————————-

You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to
challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like “Hard to get”. Your
love life is usually hard and confusing.

—————————*BLACK*—————————-

You are challenging, and have the “guts”. But you don’t like changes in
your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long
time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

————————–*OLIVE*—————————-

You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and
family. You don’t like violence and know what’s right. You are kind and
cheerful and don’t envy other people easily.

—————————*BROWN*—————————

You are active and sportive. It’s hard for other people to get close to
you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can’t get
something, you give up and let go easily as well.

—————————*BLUE*—————————

You have low self-esteem and are very picky. You are artistic and like to
fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not
your heart.

—————————*NAVY*————————-

You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards
everything and are very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone,
its hard for you to forgive them.

—————————*WHITE*————————-

You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don’t
react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought of highly
by others.

—————————*AQUA*————————-

Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonley, and like
travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too
easily. It’s hard to find love for you, and get lost in love easily.
Sometimes you also get hurt by love.
GO FISH THE MOM SONG LYRICS
Verse 1
If you have a stroller
But you’re still a rock and roller
You’re a mom
If you’re tired of doing dishes
And you know who Elmo’s fish is
You’re a mom
If you have a lot of fun
But your work is never done
You’re a mom
Chorus
You’re the boss, the driver
The ultimate survivor
A doctor, a cooker
Your man thinks you’re a looker
If you work all day
But you never get paid
You’re a mom
Verse 2
If you need a sick day
But instead you’re gonna play
You’re a mom
If your first occupation
Sounds like a sweet vacation
You’re a mom
If your living room floor
Looks like a toy store
You’re a mom
Chorus
Verse 3
If you mean the whole world
To a little boy or girl
You’re a mom
The Bible that you hold
Can shape these little souls
You’re a mom
 If you have the most important job in the world
Then you’re a mom

1. Apakah hubungan awak dengan dia?

he is my best buddy^_^

2. 5 impression terhadap dia?

>> sweet
>> a good listener
>> cool jak
>> nice guy
>> funny...

3. Perkara yang paling memorable yang dia lakukan kat awak?

hurm.. nothing much really... well.. always jumpa almost every day masa skola dulu2.. but now
mmg dh jrg jumpa and contact.. but still keep in touch with him..

4. Perkara paling memorable yang dia kata pada awak?

hurm.. apa owh??
well sms ada kot?
"...... lmk dh x klaka, rindu mok dga sora kau..."

5. Kalau dia kekasih awak, awak akan..

hahahaXD... entahla...hancurla dunia ni.. hehe... well never thought of that

6. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak, awak akan..

oh no!! never wish that would happen.. well kmkorg jrg bebenor nak kelai.. apa lgik nak
bermusuh...

7. Kalau dia kekasih awak, dia perlu improve dalam..

take a note for every little detail... hoho..

8. Kalau dia jadi musuh awak, mungkin kerana...

mmmm... i dunno.. if kmi btul2 musuh, maybe there was something bad happen kot btwn us..

9. Overall impression ttg dia.

nice and cool hoho.. easy to talk to..

10. The most desirable thing to do to her/him.

mmm.. dunno la.. any suggestion??
 11. Apakah awak rasa tentang pandangan orang terhadap awak?
mmm.. suka main2... too playful

12. The character of you for yourself?

an ordinary girl?? im a good listener.. hoho trust me..^^

13. On contrary, the character you hate about you?

a procrastinator -_-" i always do things/assignment/task in a very last minute...
a very bad habit of mine

14. The most ideal person you want to be with?

who knows me well.. sweet and gentle... who can be himself and accept me as who i am..
demand plak aku... hoho

15. For people who like you, tell something about them.
thank you!! hehe^^.. well i like you too...

16. Ten people you tag:

- syam
-mellvyn
-melin
-justin
err..... sesapa nak buat la... hehe

Men are hard to please??

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I got this from my mail and i found most of it are so TRUE

No offense in any way ait..hehe...besides this is just for the sake of laughter for the girls. I know
you know we girls know..:P
ok here goes...

The problems with GUYS:

If you TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If you don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u DONT, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u don't make love with him, he says u don't love him;

IF U DO!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, its because u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he breaks his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

If u do WELL in you exams, he says it's LUCK.

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!
If the guys read this, they will swear that it's not true...........

but if u don't they say u are selfish............

You Are Original and Innovative

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.
You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.
A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.
Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia.
Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot
of fun.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad
thing.
You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for
very long.
You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is
making sure you finish the projects you start.
You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong.
You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know.
You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much
going for them as you do.

You are a seeker. You often find yourself restless - and you have a lot of questions about life.
You tend to travel often, to fairly random locations. You're most comfortable when you're far
away from home.
You are quite passionate and easily tempted. Your impulses sometimes get you into trouble.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting
signals.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it
together.

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you.
You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries.
You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people
advice.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.
You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.
You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You Are Intelligent and Contemplative

You are deeply philosophical and thoughtful. You tend to analyze every aspect of your life.
You are intuitive, brilliant, and quite introverted. You value your time alone.
Often times, you are grumpy with other people. You don't appreciate them trying to interfere in
your affairs.
You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life.
You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you.
At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are balanced, orderly, and organized. You like your ducks in a row.
You are powerful and competent, especially in the workplace.
People can see you as stubborn and headstrong. You definitely have a dominant personality.

You are loving, compassionate, and ruled by your feelings.

You are able to be a foundation for other people... but you still know how to have fun.
Sometimes your emotions weigh you down, but you generally feel free from them.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.
You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.
You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot
of fun.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.
You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.
At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it
together.

You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way.
And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in
life.
You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who
need it.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.
You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.
You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting
signals.