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The document contains a series of pick-up lines using geological and scientific terminology in an attempt to flirt or proposition the target of the pick-up lines. The pick-up lines make reference to concepts from geology, chemistry, biology and physics in inappropriate and often sexually suggestive ways.
The document contains a series of pick-up lines using geological and scientific terminology in an attempt to flirt or proposition the target of the pick-up lines. The pick-up lines make reference to concepts from geology, chemistry, biology and physics in inappropriate and often sexually suggestive ways.
The document contains a series of pick-up lines using geological and scientific terminology in an attempt to flirt or proposition the target of the pick-up lines. The pick-up lines make reference to concepts from geology, chemistry, biology and physics in inappropriate and often sexually suggestive ways.
You and I must be like two tectonic plates, because
when we cross paths, you know something is bound to happen. Girl are you the majority of my degree topics? Because you confuse and excite me. Why do they call me a geologist? Because if you don’t take off your pants ill bury you under 6 tonnes of rock. I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants. Hey baby are you a metamorphic rock? Because your state changes with temperature and pressure. Hey baby are you a xenolith? Because you would look out of place in my bed. Are you a sample of carbon because I’d like to date you. You’ remind me of longshore drift, Because you just swept me away. Wanna go behind that rock, and get a little boulder? Can I have your number so I can ‘texture’? I’ll let you test my hardness if I can test your cleavage. If there was an earthquake in my heart, you’d be the epicenter. Hey girl, I’m diggin your Asthenosphere right now because you got some tight bonds. I don’t know much geology, but I sure do know that I can rock your world. Are you hydrochloric acid? Because you’re making my limestone fizz. Hey baby, you’re hotter than magma and have more cleavage than a sheet silicate. Girl, you’re finer than pyroclastic ash. If you were a fossil I’d date you. Are you an aftershock of an earthquake because I think I’m falling for you all over again.
My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice.
Excuse me ma’am, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? I want to stick to u like glue-cose. You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. I want to shoot my neutron into you so we can make lots of little molecules. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria! If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. This tea needs some more C6 H12 O6… dip your finger in it. You are so attractive, i cannot help but form hydrogen bonds with you. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water. Our relationship is like caesium… explosive. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? Let’s get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel? If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode! I’m like an Sn2 reaction, I come from behind. I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean. Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are fine. I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state? You and I go together like sodium and chloride. Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!