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P H O T O G R A P H Y : R I A R E G I N O O F FAT C AT S T U D I O S , J O N AT H A N

FATTIES WITH JAY CONTRERAS


Turkey for Noche Buena? Kamikazee ends their
Yes, please. decades plus stint in
Pinoy rock—frontman Jay
76 QUICK AND EASY indulges us in this month’s
How to pull a quick diddle, maharot man test.
anytime, any place.
88 TWO GIRLS, ONE…
78 HATCHING #SOCIAL- SPREAD
MEDIASUPERSTAR Models Hazel Cha and
SCHEMES Karen Punzalan show off
How to rake in P50,000 their bestie experience.
anything on the Internet.
82 PRO-CAGER 92 MODELS ON PARADE
HOPEFULS Your favorite FHM babes
We poke our heads in stop by to give you a proper
the Pilipinas Commercial 2015 sendoff..
Basketball League’s 1st
season to find out who’s the
new kid on the hardcourt.

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P H O T O G R A P H Y : Y V E S H U Y T R U O N G , K U R T A LV A R E Z , R G M E D E S T O M A S ;
STA RT E R 34 BUY A RUG, DO
YOUR LADY ON IT STYLE 118 EMERGENCY
MARTILYO

I L L U S T R AT I O N S : E D W A R D M I C H A E L AT I E N Z A , J E R E M I A H I D A N A N
18 SUNKISSED This is how Hollywood 106 FORMAL WEAR And these pocket sized tools
Giselle Piña's shimmering flicks do it. FOR YOUR WRIST will save you from disaster.
bronze skin makes us cry. Suggestions follow...
38 LADIES’ 120 MARCO HO
22 PULBURA-FREE CONFESSIONS 108 KOREANOVELA AKA Bogart the Explorer
EXPLOSIVES Men helping women help YOUR COAT WEAR used to live on P20 a day,
Didn't know watermelons themselves. How to wear which coat, here's how he isn't doing it
were perfect sub for pyro in these perfect-ber month anymore.
display? They are.
AC C ES S conditions.
122 WHEELS A SHINY
26 BEEP! BEEP!
The ins and outs of train
commuter cards.
38 THE FORCE:
A BRUSH UP
A brush up on the rest
GIRLF RIE ND
112 JHANE
The Volkswagen GTI
and three Suzukis for
Christmas!
of the cult flicks, before SANTIAGUEL
28 MERRY HO, HOS! Episode VII hits the screens. Is going solo. We help keep 124 YOUR ESKINITA,
Why Santa Claus' sack is so her company. LIVE ON GOOGLE
big, plus other dirty jokes 44 RAZORBACK TURNS STREET

LO U NGE
25!
They threw a concert—then
sat with us to talk legacy.
UPGRADE
116 SCALING
And other tech updates that
make us nervous.

30 APOLOGIZE MOUNTAINS IN 126 HOW TO STALK


WITH JEWELRY 48 GEEK CONVENTION DECEMBER PEOPLE ON SOCIAL
...and other women- What happens when we stop Sounds like a better deal MEDIA
approved things that will by the E-Sports and Gaming than being human sardinas Rule 1: calm your thumbs.
cancel out every atraso. Summit. everywhere in the city this
holiday. 128 TRUE STORIES!
Major flubs, disclosed.

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T H E TEAM: WHAT FHM ers HAVE BEEN U P TO T HI S M ON T H
Kim Domingo
broke the
Internet without
having to take
her clothes off I S B R O U G H T T O Y O U B Y. . .
Team Editor Allan A. Madrilejos
like another Managing Editor Allan P. Hernandez
famous Kim, but Art Director Paul C. Villariba
Associate Art Director John Laurence O. Patulan
for our cover Senior Features Editor Khyne L. Palumar
we just had to Assistant Style Editor Mikey Ashlie L. Mahinay
Editorial Assistants, Pong M. Castillo, Chise A. Alcantara
ask for a little Ina Raymundo glowing at her Celebrity Coordinator Allan Altera
more, and here autograph signing, no need for
A N D F U T U R E - P R O O F E D B Y. . .
Managing Editor BA Borleo
you go! nostalgia when the present looks Associate Section Editor Gelo G. Gonzales
Senior Staff Writer Ron Jay B. Eduvas
this good. Staff Writer Neps N. Firmalan, John Paulo Aguilera, Mary Rose A.
Hogaza
Video Production Specialist Engelheart V. Jarilla
WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM...
Words Chad Rosario, Ron Jay Eduvas, Jen Chan, Noni Odulio, Max
Mahinay, Chiara Cui, Paulo Aguilera, Rey Joble, Toni Antiporda, Vince
Sales, Tatin Yang Illustrations Mikke Gallardo, Melvin Calingo, Edward
Michael Atienza, Louie Arenas, Jeremiah Idanan, Gilbert Daroy Pictures
Yves Huy Truong, Kurt Alvarez, Mark Jesalva, Jay Tablante, Paul Mondok,
Ria Regino, Jonathan Baldonado, Chris Lucas, RG Medestomas, Jerico
Montemayor, Heidi Pascual-Aquende Styling/Makeup/Hair Giovanna
Avila, Beam Mariano, Janina Dizon, Badj Genato, Julius Villanueva, Victoria
Yujuico-Keet, Max Gana, Debra Bernales, Amanda Padilla, Ronnie Dungca,
Rhoy Cervantes, Jacque de Borja, Chinky Tanjangco, Johan Pilo, Prin Ces
Johnson Pionan, Ysra Guarino, Rhina Montemayor
F H M I N T E R N AT I O N A L N E T W O R k
International Director Simon Greves International Digital Director
Gary Broughton International General Manager Mark Beard
Style editor Ash claims, “bagay kami International Digital Manager Graham Kirk International Content
o” with leggy Lenovo muses Alyssa Executive Ryan Chambers International Digital & Content Executive
Erin Viljoen International Technical Administrator John Goodchild
Valdez and Monika Sta. Maria. Kung International Editors (Australia) Guy Mosel, (China) Jacky Jin, (Czech
height lang siguro ang pinag-usapan... Republic) Dalibor Demel, (France) Laurent Giraud, (Germany) Hans Fuchs,
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Sam Bera, (Latvia) Sandris Metuzals, (Malaysia) Rajesh Taluar, (Norway)
Martin Thronsen, (Philippines) Allan Madrilejos, (Romania) Paul Breazu,
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Majcenovic, (South Africa) Hagen Engler, (Spain) Rafael Benitez, (Taiwan)
Saffron Lee, (Thailand) Jakaphatchara Buranabutr, (Turkey) Berk Iybar,
(UK) Damien McSorley
SUMMIT MEDIA
President Lisa Gokongwei-Cheng Publisher Edna T. Belleza
VP for Operations Hansel dela Cruz Junior Associate Publisher
Aeus Kevin Reyes Digital Publisher Adel De Jesus Deputy Group
Digital Publisher Amina Rillo Web Business Operations Manager
Dennison Ko Web Programmer Christopher Porto Production Director
Elizabeth Rellis Production Coordinator Arnel Laigo Production
Graphic Artist Louis Arenas Administrative Services Manager
Whilma M. Lopez Admin Assistants Michiel Lumabi, Marlyn Miguel
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Digital Art Director Rey Etable Associate Art Director Jerome de Dios
Carlo Maala Senior Web Designer Teddy Garcia Producer Tara Llavore
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Team FHM represented at the 2015 As you can see, Associate North Luzon Mark Elliot Villola Distributor Specialist-Central Luzon
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K I C K I N G, B R O!
And another epic FHM issue has been released.
Congrats on your first black and white cover! I
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concept, and you she’s graced your cover.
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f i l i p i n as a r e d ef i n i t e ly t h e b est w i f e m at e r i a l—
b u t d o esn ’ t ev e ryo n e a l r e a dy k n ow t h at ?

If we had the power to clone fine—you are forgiven, ha ha! being too comfortable.
hot women, we’d probably Your features are very Filipino. Are Aside from those stems, what body
use Giselle Piña’s DNA. you 100-percent Pinay? part of yours gets complemented the
The genetic composition I’m actually half-Filipina, half-Spanish, most?
is mind-blowing—long sexy stems, which basically means I am halfway to Definitely my behind. It’s like a little
smooth tanned skin, jet-black locks, becoming a beauty queen. bubble butt, I’ve been told. I book a lot
and the bum of a Latina. Also worth Right on! Are you always this of swim jobs because of my butt—it’s
mentioning is her carefree attitude and comfortable wearing minimal pieces so strange! I am definitely not a Kim
eagerness to learn. Case in point: “I’m of clothing in front of the camera? Kardashian, but I think it’ll do.
not sure what a late night nookie is, I am now. In the beginning stages In your opinion, are Filipina women
but I would love to know more,” shares of modeling, it was always very the best lovers?
Giselle. We’re sure a lot of you are unnatural. Now as long as I vibe Filipina women, in general, are the
willing to show her that! well with the photographer, it’s very best. We are outspoken, we cook the
liberating! Try it! best food, we have great skin, and we
We’ll pass for our readers’ sake. You, age to perfection. Oh, and we’re super
How does it feel to be on FHM? on the other hand, look amazing— ganda. Filipinas are definitely the best
Great! I can’t wait to get the phone even with no bottoms on. Do you wife material—but doesn’t everyone
calls from family in the Philippines believe that “no pants are the best already know that?
asking if that’s their relative in the pants?” Any chance we’ll see you in town
magazine, ha ha! All day, every day, always! again soon?
We learned that you were here in And what do you do to keep those If I do visit again, you'd most likely
Manila several months back, and legs ultra-toned? find me swimming with the whale
that you had wanted to work with us. Switch up the workouts! Cardio sharks in Palawan, getting a full body
If you had called us we would have twice a week, hot yoga sculpt, Pilates massage on the beach, being fanned,
gladly obliged. reformers, barre classes—anything and fed chocolate! FH M
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MAD
SCI E N CE

Crackle
p op
boom!
How to ma ke stuff
e xplode —sa fe ly!

The New Year is coming around the up that do not endanger your appendages.
corner and you guys know that it With the help of bona fide geeks Jan Patrick
wouldn’t be that great a celebration Calupitan, a PhD Student at the Nara Institute
WORDS: without a bunch of explosions! Now, of Science and Technology (Japan) and
CHISE ALCANTARA setting aside that fireworks are dangerous, University of Paul Sabatier (France), and
PHOTOGRAPHY: hazardous, and environmentally damaging, Abba Marie Moreno, registered chemist, we’re
KURT ALVAREZ they're really just awesome to watch. So don’t about to science the shit out of some ordinary
PROPS: let the paltry torotot be the lone star in the household items...
BEAM MARIANO revelry. There are other ways to blow stuff

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DRY ICE
DOME
HOW TO: Take a garden
hose, some liquid soap,
and some dry ice. Place
the soapy water inside
a container that has an
opening you can stick the
hose in. Place one end
of the hose inside the
container and then dip
the other end in some
liquid soap. The dry ice
will "blow" some cool
smoky subzero bubbles!
THE SCIENCE: “Bubbles
are basically liquids filled
with gas. Dry ice is solid

CHARMING
carbon dioxide; at room
temperature it sublimates
to form gaseous carbon
dioxide. Wiping cloth with
bubble solution around
the container forms a thin
layer of liquid, which fills
THE
up with carbon dioxide as
the dry ice sublimates to
form the said gas,” says
FLAME
Calupitan.
SAFETY PRECAUTIONS:
Just don’t touch dry ice HOW TO: Get a glass bottle, some alcohol oxygen inside the bottle. This causes the pressure
with your bare hands! (at least 70 percent solution), and a kitchen inside the bottle to decrease relative to the pressure
Yep, it’s ice that can burn lighter torch. Put some alcohol inside the ourside. The outside pressure is able to push the
your skin, who would’ve bottle and shake it around. Ignite the opening flame down the bottle,” says Calupitan.
thunk? of the bottle. Blow air inside the bottle after SAFETY PRECAUTIONS: Even if the fire is
MESS METER: 0/5 (It every ignition to refill it with oxygen . contained inside a small bottle, you can still get
evaporates, so yeah) THE SCIENCE: “To create fire you need burned. Wear gloves and wipe off any alcohol
heat, fuel, and oxygen. You have a lot of spillage outside the bottle. Also, if possible, try to
alcohol in the atmosphere inside the bottle. conduct the experiment in an open-air area.
Igniting the inside of the bottle will cause MESS METER: 1/5
the alcohol to burn. Burning consumes the

GENERAL
SAFETY HOW TO: This is the classic baking
TIPS FOR soda-and-vinegar volcano science project
YOUR MAD you aced as a kid because you had your
parents do it. Mix up a concoction of
LABORATORY!
soapy water, food coloring, and baking
soda. Pour it inside the container inside
1 Keep open
the volcano. Add vinegar. Watch it fizz.
flames away
THE SCIENCE: If you had listened to
from flammable
your elementary school science teacher,
objects.
you would probably know how this works.
2 Ensure proper
But here's a refresher. “Baking soda, also
ventilation,
known as sodium bicarbonate, reacts
especially when
with the acetic acid in the vinegar to
your experiment
produce carbon dioxide gas as one of its
involves gases.
by-products. Carbon dioxide is formed as
3 Always wear
bubbles escape the container, thereby
protective gear:
producing the visible explosion,” explains
goggles, gloves,
and lab gowns,
especially if
you're dealing
LAVA Moreno.
SAFETY PRECAUTIONS: There aren’t
really any safety issues here, but it could

BURST
really goo up your kitchen if you’re not
with corrosive
careful.
agents.
MESS METER: 3.5/5

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starterlist

WATERMELON
NINJA

HOW TO: Get a whole watermelon and this potential energy


about 200 pieces of rubber bands and discharges and causes
carefully place them around the center of your fruit to break
fruit. Keep doing so until your fruit-torturing apart and burst out all the sweetness inside,” says
desires are sated. Calupitan.
THE SCIENCE: “When you stretch a SAFETY PRECAUTIONS: There isn’t much danger
rubber band around a watermelon, you store here besides getting hit by the rubber bands. So just
potential energy around it. Add a lot of rubber stand back and enjoy the messy magic.
bands and your watermelon cannot contain MESS METER: 5/5
this huge amount of potential energy. So

PR ES S UR E CANNO N
HOW TO: Get a a couple of carbonated vitamin
tablets and an empty canister. Tape the tablet on
the lid of the canister, fill about half the canister with
water, then close the lid. Quickly turn the canister
upside down, and place it on the table.
THE SCIENCE: You may be asking yourself, “Where
does all the energy come from?!” Before you start
believing in those commercials that tell you about
the magical effects these vitamins can do for your
body, listen to what our scientists have to say. “Some
medicine tablets produce carbon dioxide–the same
gas that causes fizzing in softdrinks. Trapping this
gas in a small container Causes pressure to build up,
popping the canister out,” says Calupitan.
SAFETY PRECAUTIONS: Again, this one is
completely safe, and is probably good for you if you
decide to ingest the spoils of the experiment.
MESS METER: 3/5

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starterinfographics SVT is usable up
DISCOUNTS
Senior citizens
Card is valid up to three months and PWDs must
to four years from from date of register a couple
date of purchase. purchase. of days and

B eep!
Mas magtagal pa wait for their
siya kaysa sa last discounts.
girlfriend mo.

LONGEVITY
Has a load limit

beep !
of P8,000. That’s
400 MRT rides
from Quezon
Avenue to Boni
Station.
Introducing the Beep LOAD/CREDIT
card: the solution BALANCE Has a maximum
to the metro’s value of P100.
A measly four
problematic rail transit rides from North
system. Or is it? Station—Taft
station. Bonus
ride pa yung isa.
Our TH E N EW
country’s
train
B E E P CAR D
system—
especially the Metro
VS.
Rail Transit (MRT)— MATTER OF
USE
TH E OLD
sucks. Look, we just
can’t sugarcoat the MAG N ETI C
disaster that it is. It’s
so bad presidential CAR D
hopefuls next USABILITY
year will surely be
including the train
situation in their You can keep There’s always
national agenda. Yes, it in your wallet, that millisecond
the daily commute just tapping heart attack every
is now at par with your cash stash time you feed
other national issues instead. However, your magnetic
like the yearly doing so would card into the It’s reloadable. You One-time use
budget, security, and also clue in steel turnstile. can keep the card only. It’ll then
corruption. pickpockets how Baka kainin. even if the balance get “recycled”
Because new much you’re reaches zero. afterwards.

W O R D S : R O N JAY E D U VAS P H OTO G R A P HY : M A R K J ESA LVA


trains are slow to worth.
come, if they will
ever, the Department
of Transportation
and Communication STURDINESS
OF MATERIAL DESIGN HASSLE-
has come up with FREE
this: a ticketing TRANSFER
system that involves
a reloadable
contactless smart
card called the
“Beep” card. Let’s It’s pretty fragile You can It has a Sino ba ang Recognized in all Tickets can be
see how it works: for a plastic card, occasionally sit minimalist presidente metro railways. used on one
so make sure not on it. Take note: design. They got ngayon? One card can railway line only.
to sit on it. occasionally. that part right. be used in all Parang Pokèmon,
LRT and MRT you got to buy
stations. them all!

THE BUSINESS IDEAS


The Beep Smart Card is primarily owned
SOON, IN JEEPNEYS
If the initial run is successful, they
PROBABLY IN SARI-SARI
STORES, TOO
FUTURE by the Ayala Corporation and Metro are also planning to introduce the Thanks to the Beep card, we
OF Pacific Investments Corporation. So, Mr
Henry Sy, if you’re planning to enter the
Beep card as an alternative payment
method on the Philippine Metro
now know that the DOTC has an
automated fare collection brand
BEEP competition, here’s our suggestion for South Commuter Line (the old PNR called Transpo. Potentially, you can
your smart card’s name/brand: The “Toot” line), public buses and jeepneys, use your Beep card in any services
Card. Why beep, when you can...? tollways, and convenience stores. and locations in which Transpo logos
are found.
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starter

Yo u c an ’ t s e e m e
“Uy, sabi ng doctor malala
na daw ang sakit ko sa

BAR R O O M
puso. Dalawa na lang
daw ang option: either
ICU or you see me.”
Money lies
JOKES
John Cena, via
Facebook
Two students are arguing
when their teacher enter the Ala eh !
Q: Taga Batangas ka ba?
Ho ho ho! classroom. The teacher says,
“Why are you arguing?” A boy
A: Hinahanapan kasi
kita... Pero “ala eh”
BoyAmbot, via
answers, “We found a P100 bill Facebook
and decided to give it to whoever
tells the biggest lie.” “You should M r. P ale n g ke
“Nung nakilala kita, yung
be ashamed of yourselves,” said puso ko naging parang
Out of this world Family feud the teacher. “When I was your presyo ng mga bilihin.
Q: How do astronomers A child asked his father, Kasi dati mura lang,
organize a party? “How were people age I didn’t even know what a lie pero ngayon, hindi na
A: They planet. born?” So his father was.” The boys gave the teacher mapigilang magmahal.”
Veigar, via Facebook said, “Adam and Eve Ansimar, via Facebook
made babies, then their
the P100.
See the light babies became adults Watanabi, via Facebook Bu s o g l u s o g
Light travels faster than and made babies, and “Natatandaan mo ba
sound. This is why some so on.” The child then nung sinabi kong, “Hindi
went to his mother, kita mahal?” Sobrang
I L L U S T R AT I O N : M I K K E G A L L A R D O
people appear bright
until you hear them
speak.
asked her the same
question and she told
DIRTIEST JOKE SHE KNOWS nabusog ako nun eh…
Kinain ko kasi lahat ng
YoYoda, via him, “We were monkeys sinabi ko.”
FlyTheButterfly, via
Facebook then we evolved to Q: Why is Santa Facebook
become like we are
now.” The child ran back
Claus’ sack so big?
A: Because he P arallel t h i n k i n g
to his father and said, “Alam mo ba kapag
“You lied to me!” His only comes once a sumama ka sa
father replied, “No, your year! matatalino... Tatalino ka
mom was talking about rin. Kapag sa mga adik..
her side of the family.” Danielle, Magiging adik ka rin. Try
MyCorona, via Editorial mo kaya sumama sakin.
Facebook Assistant, 22 Baka maging akin ka rin.”
JeanGrey, via
Facebook

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HOW TO
FH M SAY YOU’RE
G I FT G U IDE

Finding the perfect present for your woman is hard enough


as it is. Add an atraso and you have your work cut out for
you. We help narrow down ways of making amends…

WORDS: JEN CHAN


PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK JESALVA
FH M

G I FT G UI D E
There’s really
just one rule!
The weight of your
gift must be directly
proportional to how
badly you screwed
up. If you have major
points to earn back, be
prepared to spend.
01
L igh t B ox
Women love grand
romantic gestures, but
they love grand public
apologies even more.
Hold your own a la John
Cusack in Say Anything or
tap into your inner Andrew
Lincoln in Love, Actually
with this awesome and
humbling declaration of
your slave devotion.
P2,999, Typo

02
L ife o f t he
Part y Fu l l - Fa c e
Make u p Ki t
If you’ve been paying
04
Gourmet Chocolate
If she’s giving you the cold shoulder, let these designer chocolates serve
attention to your girl, then
you should know what as peace offering. She might be able to ignore you, but she won’t be able
she wants for Christmas. to ignore these—they’ll melt!
But seeing as you’re
in hot water now, you P630, (Nama Au Lait, Nama Champagne) Royce
probably have no clue.
Our tip: Get her this
holiday gift set. Chances

05
are, all her favorite cult
products will already be in
it, saving you the trouble
of choosing just one and
(predictably) getting it
wrong.
P2,000, Benefit A dozen rose
plushies
Is the idea of buying her real,
and therefore, malalantang
flowers at odds with your
kuripot principles? Get your
03 girl a dozen plushie roses
Minsan Parinig,
Minsan Patama, instead. They’ll never wilt
Madalas Hugot and they’ll never die—just
Have a laugh over some of
the funniest hugot memes like your love for her. Yaaan!
ever invented. She’ll be
sure to laugh at it, too. Just P119.75, Toys R Us
be prepared to get ribbed
for all your worth.
P195, National
Bookstore

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GI FT G U I D E

Satin lingerie
First things first: This is
not for you; this is for her.
Forget those tacky and
sleazy rags that no real
woman would be caught
dead wearing and opt for
lingerie that’s sexy but
tasteful. P.S. You know
you’re forgiven when she
offers to wear it for you.
P1,890 (nightie), P1,690
(bra), P790 (panties),
Women’s Secret

09
D IY ‘s l a ve ’
coupons
If there’s nothing on
this earthly list that can
10
Jewelry
make her forgive you,
then there’s only one
Did you forget your
thing that’ll save your anniversary? Apologize with
relationship: your eternal
servitude. Create a set of jewelry. You can’t really buy
coupons that’ll grant her
one favor—no matter how
love—but with this rhodium
flashy—per use. Whether and gold-plated pendant, with
it’s going shopping with
her all day or, you know, pink crystal pavés, you can try.
going down on her...
foot for as long as you Score for: P13,500 (Cupid
humanly can. That’s a pendant), Swarovski
foot massage, perv.
07 08 Free!
Our li fe s t or y C h ic k f li c k s
joint d i a r y You might not know what
If you’ve ever been your girl sees in Gregory
accused of not being “in Peck, or ugh, Ryan
this together,” this is the Gosling, but if you really
perfect present to prove want to atone for your
her wrong. Show her that sins, surprise her with a
you’re not just willing to box set of chick flicks.
go the extra mile, but that This Audrey Hepburn
you’re actually prepared collection should be
to put it on paper, so to relatively easier to watch.
speak. Offer to watch it all with
P2,195, Quirks her—no complaints.
P600, AstroVision

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HOLLYWOOD your SEX
LIFE

We settle in for a weekend of steamy flicks to find out


how to get it on, movie-style

WORDS: JOEL GOLBY, FHM PHILIPPINES ILLUSTRATIONS: MELVIN CALINGO


1
BUY A RUG
A ND BUI L D A
F IR E PL AC E*
As seen in: The
Dark Knight Rises,
Endless Love, City
of Angels, Body of
Evidence
They say men get
turned on in a
very primeval way:
based on what
they see, hear, or
ALWAYS HAV E A PER F ECT LY I R O N ED PO LO SHIRT
just got sent on LY IN G A R O UN D
Snapchat. Whereas
women are more 2 As seen in: Fifty Shades of Grey, Friends with Benefits. “All my shirts are in the wash,
love. How did you get a perfectly fitted—and ironed—shirt at such short notice? Was that
complex machines hanging up in my wardrobe? Can you put it back? You’re going to put dents in it.” Said no
made up of a leading man, ever.
thousand whirring
engines that all
delicately need
turning on at once.
That’s bullshit. Lie
on a white bearskin
STOCK U P
ON TH E S E 3
rug in front of
a log fire (best
done in Baguio)*
UNDIES
HA N G A M I R R O R O N T HE WA L L 4
and you just
bought yourself
O R CEI L I N G
As seen in: American Psycho, Basic Instinct
the express ticket As everyone in Hollywood knows, the only way
to Fuck City.
Population: You,
to truly achieve a dark, sexy, intense orgasm is
by mounting a mirror on the wall and admiring
DRAW A MAP OF
her, and a dead
bear. Tighty whities
yourself in it. Or the ceiling—you can mount one on HER BEDROOM
the ceiling, sure. Or in two corner walls, creating As seen in: The
Mike Myers, an infinite mirror arrangement. Or mirrors in every Last Boy Scout, Nice
Wayne’s World wall, and the ceiling, and the floor, until you are Dreams, Twins
not able to achieve anything even close to an If you don’t know at
erection because you can see your balat sa pwet least six hiding places
from a hundred reflected angles. To recreate this at in your girlfriend’s
home: just open the mirrored wardrobe and admire bedroom—under the
yourself in that. bed, behind a curtain,
in a closet, clinging to
the ceiling like Spider-
man—then don’t be
White boxers surprised when the guy
George Clooney, she’s really with shows
Out of Sight up and kicks you (and
your balls) out of his
house with no clothes
on. You need to be
drawing maps from day
one, dude. Check if you
can fit under the bed.
Know how much human
weight her wardrobe
Banana can take before toppling
hammock over. Think of it like this:
Matthew You are an army major,
McConaughey, and her bedroom is the
Magic Mike battlefield. Know where
the trenches are.

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O N LY- I N -
H O L LY W O O D
MOVES

DO NOTHING
AFTER SEX
Welcome to
Hollywood, where
no women have
to immediately
pee after sex, and
nobody has to tie
a tight knot in a
soggy condom.
Nobody has to
move the bed,

5
or clean up the
sheets.

STOCK UP ON
MOISTURE-
RESISTANT
SHEETS
Just once, we’d
like to see a scene
K E E P YOUR KI TCH EN MESSY where two actors
As seen in: 54, Fatal Attraction, Color of Night post-coitally
The greatest aphrodisiac aren’t oysters, or money, or avocados. No—it’s sweeping a load of pans and contort themselves
plates on the floor as you mount a kitchen work surface for a quickie. If Hollywood has taught us anything, around the
it’s that leaving last night’s pasta pan out to soak can be oddly arousing. massive, wet patch
in the middle of the
bed before Chris
Hemsworth, or
whoever, is forced
7 to tiptoe through
the dark to fetch a

6 THROW AWAY YO U R PAYONG


As seen in: The Notebook, Spider-Man, Match
8 towel to lay down
on that dugyot spot
in the mattress.
Point Just once.
Sprint through a cul-de-sac in the rain waving a
boom box around. Pull a dispassionate basang- CANCEL THE GYM
IN S TAL L basa sa ulan tongue session with your woman.
Sex without rain, according to films, is like toast
UN PLUG YO UR MEMBERSHIP,
BECAUSE
A IR CON UNDE R without butter: dry, unpalatable, and doesn’t PHO N E ANYONE CAN LIFT
YO UR KUCHON make a mess of the floor. Don’t do sex unless
there’s a chance that lightning might hit you
As seen in: What’s
Eating Gilbert Grape,
A WOMAN
The only exercise
(O T H E RW I S E K N OW N midway through. Bridget Jones’ Diary, you need to do to
A S A DU V ET ) Tomorrow Never Dies hone a Hollywood
As seen in: Not a lot Hollywood rule #361: body is to
of Hollywood movies— someone is always constantly pick up
at least not visibly if going to phone you, a willing partner—
you’re going to be right when you’re doing ideally while she’s
discovered having sex. it, and for whatever wearing white
It’s most likely you’ll be reason you are going to cotton underwear—
caught right in the oral answer, and it’s always and kissing her
stage, with your head either bad news, your against a wall. No
under the covers and mom, or both. Put your sit-ups, no chin-
your fingers otherwise phone on airplane mode ups. Just lift up
engaged. But thanks to for the duration of your women repeatedly.
air conditioning, when sexy time—because Use your legs not
you emerge from your hearing your mom tell your back. This is
sex cocoon you won’t you about how you need literally all Ryan
be red in the face. You’ll to visit your tita and Reynolds does to
look just like you got your lola more is a real stay in shape.
out of a nicely chilled boner-killer.
make-up trailer.

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LOUNGE

MODEL:
KELLY BERNAL
PhOtOgraPhy:
JAY TABLANTE
StyLINg:
JET BEBAS
MaKE UP:
HANNAH KIM
MODEL aPPEarS FOr

,
ILLUStratION PUrPOSE ONLy

LADIES
CONFESSIONS Men helping women help themselves

Cyber lovin’ We got webcams. My heart attend a friend's wedding


My boyfriend and I don’t see would pound uncontrollably in Bontoc, Mt. Province. We
each other as often as we as I watched him vigorously decided beforehand that we
like, so sometimes we send stroke his cock. We would would stay at a hotel so that
ALwAyS hErE
each other naughty pictures both pleasure ourselves in we could have the room to
to keep each other company front of our cameras, and tO LIStEN, ourselves. We checked-in a
through lonely moments. I some sessions even lasted nine LADIES! hotel and were given a room at
would call him up while he was hours—including the talking its extension building located
masturbating to the pictures and cuddling of course! I can’t behind the main building.
I sent him. He would moan, wait to do him when we see Keep sending The first thing I did was hit
“Miss na kita at yung malaki each other again! your escapades to the showers. When I stepped
mong mga boobs.” He liked Maria Lee via Bullboard fhmladiesconfessions out, my boyfriend had pulled
it when I sent him pictures @gmail.com or the curtains open. I looked
where I’m on my knees, Close curtain call Facebook.com/fhm.ph at the window and saw no
begging for him to fuck me. My BF and I were invited to one so I didn’t mind having

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LOUNGE CONFESSIONS

‘I would call him


up while he was
masturbating to
pictures I sent him. he
would moan, “Miss na
kita at yung malaki
mong boobs.”’
the curtains open. While house so went skinny-dipping.
I was drying myself, my We after all, had the house to
boyfriend started touching ourselves.
me. He unzipped his pants Halfway through skinny-
and whipped out his thing. dipping. We felt cold and
I knelt and took him in my decided some liquor would
mouth. While I was giving him help keep us warm. Things got
a blowjob someone knocked. out of hand quickly with the
I stopped and jumped on the alcohol. All I can remember was
bed and covered myself with making out with him while
the blanket. BF fixed his pants we were completely naked and
and opened the door. It was a some portions of sexy time: I
staff bringing an extra towel, sucked his cock as he refilled
he took it and closed the door. my drink for me. He handed it
. I threw the pillow at my BF to me and started guiding me
who was laughing. My BF out of the pool. I didn't want to
pulled the blanket off of me spoil the night so as he sat on
and he started undressing. He the edge of the pool and sat on
stood near the window again. top of him.
approached him and continued He continued playing
my blowjob. After a while he with my tits as I poured him
pulled me up and had me face another drink.
the window. He positioned I stood up and went near
himself behind me. I kept the chaser we left at the
looking at the buildings across opposite side of the pool and he
the road making sure no one followed me. I purposely bent
was watching.We went over to down to get the shotglass and
the bed and I got on top of him. I remember his hand gripping
I was still facing the window my hips and while his other
as I moved on top of him. Just hand positioned his cock inside
when we were getting into my pussy. He fucked me doggie
it, I suddenly saw someone style in the open. I remember
walking outside. I rushed getting so damn daring and
to close the window and we feeling so good as his cock
laughed. We continued and slammed on my pussy.
with the curtains closed. I can't remember anything MEANwhILE,
Simple_Fantasy, via after that. But around dawn
Bullboard I woke up in bed, naked and
IN LADy
his hands were touching my PArtS I.Q.
Morning ‘til night tits. I kissed him in the dark
I woke up with my boyfriend's and his hands trailed down to
cock poking my pussy from my pussy. I didn't know how I
behind. He loves tease-spooning got to the room. Although, he
me that way. We ended up said things got even crazier Detoxifying chest massage
having a quickie. After getting Lymph nodes, or pockets of oval shaped organs responsible for
that night.
flushing toxins and maintaining healthy immune systems are
some rest and showering we LittleMissMistress, via
found in various areas in her breasts. Massage towards the heart
went out for dinner. It was Bullboard to stimulate lymph drainage and pump up the immune system.
late when we got back to the

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ACCESS
DECEMBER
2015

YO U R
M O N T H LY
VI P PASS

01 I
A young Jedi Padawan
Obi-wan Kenobi trains and
F I LM
studies under Jedi Master
Qui-Gon, eager to prove

Let’s take his worth and mettle.

we meet Anakin Skywalker

a trip
as a boy, showing a lot of
affinity with the Force. at
a young age, he shows

down a
his skills in piloting,
engineering, and creating
C-3PO.

galaxy Mysterious and menacing,


Darth Maul is one of only
two siths in the universe.

far, far he ends up killing Qui-gon,


before being struck down by
obi-wan. when the movie

away… ends, we don’t know if obi-


wan is the master or the
apprentice.

TIck one oFF your don’t pay attention to Jar-Jar


chrIsTMas wIsh or the midichlorians, you'll
just have a headache.
LIsT as you FInaLLy
see The Long-
awaITed screenIng
oF sTar wars: The II
Force awakens . For
Obi-Wan has taken
Fans-To-be, here’s Anakin under his wing,
puTTIng In conTexT and is now a Jedi Master. III
The geekdoM you’re
Padme Amidala is a senator Chancellor Palpatine,
abouT To wITness in the galactic republic. she leader of the Republic, is
and anakin met her 10 years rescued by Obi-Wan and
ago, and an initial attraction Anakin. Anakin beheads
blossomed into a love affair. Count Dooku.
words:
Count Dooku is a fallen Jedi. The civil war revealed
nonI oduLIo
he is the apprentice of the chancellor palpatine to
ILLusTraTIon:
edward MIchaeL sith Master, Darth Sidious, be the sith Master darth
aTIenza and leads the separatist sidious. he orders the himself alive, until sidious—
forces in their civil war massacre of the Jedi by the fresh from his own duel with
against the republic. clone troopers. yoda—rescues the remains of
his body.
we see members of the anakin becomes paranoid
Jedi council, led by Yoda for pregnant padme's life, sidious grafts cybernetic
and Mace Windu, who take and pledges allegiance to components to Vader's body,
command of an army of the dark side in exchange making him more machine
clone troopers against the for her life. he is named than man, and twisted and
forces of the separatists. Darth Vader. evil.

obi-wan duels against padme gives birth to twins—


Vader, cutting his limbs off one boy and one girl—but dies
and leaving him to die on a afterwards. yoda and obi-wan
lava-filled shore. Vader uses go into exile to hide from the
his hatred and anger to keep forces of the empire.
Now we’re
here
IV
In Episode IV, we find that Han Solo and Chewbacca
there is still hope in the are reluctant heroes of the
galaxy. Rebellion against the empire. VII
They help Luke rescue Princess
R2-D2, c-3po's counterpart Leia from the death star and For many fans,
droid throughout the entire they all manage to escape the big question
saga, completes his mission after obi-wan is killed by darth leading up to The
to deliver the plans of the Vader. Force awakens
Death Star—the empire's is “where the
secret weapon - to obi-wan. Luke joins the rebel attack heck is Luke
against the empire and skywalker?”
obi-wan finds and begins manages to destroy the death here are the best
to train Luke Skywalker in star just before it blows up the theories we’ve
the ways of the Jedi. Luke is rebel base. heard so far:
a quick study, even though
he’s a naive boy who grew 1 chewbacca
up in the boondocks of died offscreen
Tatooine. and Luke is
hiding in the big
wookie's skin all
along, because
he couldn’t bear
to see han sad

2 he’s actually
kylo ren and
adam driver is
nothing more
than an elaborate
ruse

P L AU S I B L E
Luke isn’t in the
promo material
since he’ll only
be showing up at
the end–making
any trailer
appearance a
sure spoiler

han, Leia, and chewie destroy


the protective shield of the
death star, allowing Lando to
lead a squadron of starfighters
into the superstructure and
blow up the main reactor.

darth Vader and Luke duel


V VI inside the emperor’s throne
room in the death star. Luke,
The Empire hunts down not before Leia confesses her Episode VI concludes the who is now a Jedi Knight, gets
the Rebels on the ice love for han. narrative. the upper hand but refuses to
planet of Hoth. kill his father and turn to the
Luke rushes to bespin to save after helping Luke rescue dark side of the Force. The
while on hoth, Luke receives his friends, but falls into a trap han solo from the clutches of emperor attacks Luke, but
a message from the spirit of lain by darth Vader. Luke and Jabba the Hutt, Leia, chewie, Vader redeems himself and
obi-wan, telling him to go to Vader duel, and Vader cuts off Lando, and the droids meet throws the emperor to his
dagobah to continue his Jedi Luke’s hand. Vader reveals that up with the rest of the rebel death.
training under yoda. he is Luke's father. fleet to make their final attack
against the empire. Luke escapes the death star
han solo, princess Leia, Luke escapes bespin with the with his father and he gives
chewie, and c-3po seek help of Leia, chewie, and Lando Luke goes to yoda first and Anakin Skywalker a Jedi’s
refuge in the cloud city of calrissian. confirms that Vader is indeed burial.
bespin. This turns out to be a his father. obi-wan tells Luke
bad idea as han is captured that he and Leia are twins, anakin, yoda, and obi-wan
and frozen in carbonite, but and that they are both the last kenobi's spirits join the heroes
chance for the emperor to be of the rebellion celebrate their
defeated. victory against the empire.
AC C ESS

02
M uS iC

The Good ol’ Folks


we SaT dOwn wiTh RazORBaCK aFTeR They ThRew a SOLid
COnCeRT TO CeLeBRaTe a quaRTeR OF a CenTuRy in The pinOy ROCK
SCene. ThiS iS whaT KeepS TheM Keepin’ On…

When you guys started out, did ground, and that becomes the sound. downside is that decisions have to be
you really set your minds to take it But it takes time because everyone has made; now it’s like you’re never finished.
this far? to get comfortable with it. Manuel: You have, like, 15 seconds of
Tirso [Ripoll, guitar]: I think the general Manuel [Legarda, guitar]: It’s not brilliance, and then you want to redo
rule is, when it stops becoming fun, then really a compromise—it’s highlighting everything.
it’s time to call it a day. your common influences and making Let's say Razorback has a free
Louie [Talan, bass]: That’s the golden everything fit. hand in changing things in the
rule. We’re still actively trying to improve, Kevin [Roy, singer]: Back then, when local music scene, what would you
actively trying to write better things, I wrote music for Razorback I shut change?
and we’re having fun while doing it, and my fuckin’ ears from whatever other Louie: Musicians have to be paid better.
that’s all the reason you need to keep on musical sources that might influence Artists in general.
keepin’ on. me. I wanted to keep us pure and true. I Kevin: On that thread, I just want to
Brian [Velasco, drums]: There’s still blocked myself off from everything else share that, at present, certain artists in
a lot of ideas coming out, di pa kami except for what they were feeding me. the [music] scene have psychological
sayad, kaya pa. Production-wise and taste-wise, conditions, which is not covered by
Twenty five years is a long time to what’s changed? HMO, and I find this discriminating. I’m
keep it fun. How do you stick to the Tirso: Before, we needed to pay, like, a speaking for myself here and not the
Razorback sound? thousand bucks an hour to record in a band. I find this discriminating that, let’s
Louie: I think our choice of covers fuckin’ studio. When you go in, you better say I walk into an emergency room and
determined the DNA of our material. get your shit right quickly, you don’t have I have, like, a freakin’ anxiety attack or
Back then I was listening to a lot of The time to fuck around. Now, putang ina I something, and they'll diagnose it as a
INTERVIEW: Jesus and Mary Chain, Cocteau Twins; can set up my own studio at home, get panic attack and they’ll go, “We’re gonna
MAX MAHINAY Miguel [Ortigas, the original drummer] whacked out, and spend up to eight give you a valium, or we’re gonna give
PHOTOGRAPHY: was heavily into classic rock and same hours just “finding the right tone.” I can you something, but you know what, that
PAUL MONDOK with Tirso. It’s really getting to a common do that and enjoy in the process. The shit’s not covered by your HMO because

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03
BO OK S

Books for
brutes
FOR The TiMeS we FeLL
ShORT OF SaTiSFying yOuR
ViSuaL needS in ThiS Rag, heRe
aRe TwO phOTOBOOKS TO MORe
Than MaKe up FOR iT
I think the
general rule is,
when it stops
becoming fun,
then it’s time
to call it a day

Andrea Road Trip


Photography by Jay Tablante
It would be a lie to say that you’ve never
daydreamed about a girl as sultry as
Andrea Torres, especially in times you see
her bust a move on TV or flaunt her assets
on print. If the dream involved taking her
away somewhere only you know, this
photobook could be the thing closest to
making it real.

it’s a psychological thing.” What the fuck Friday or Saturday, we’ve done that in
is that? How are you gonna take care of the early days. It can get pretty tiring, not
your artists if you can’t even take care of physically, it just gets stale after a while.
their minds, which is the source of their Going into the 25th Anniversary
writing? That’s what creates the great gig, what plans do you have for the
artists—the imbalance, the spontaneity… band afterwards?
and not conformity. Louie: Well, we’re releasing eight new
Have you ever considered recordings for some shows with Red
retirement? Horse. We’re going on tour. It’s very
Kevin: No. There’s a need, pare. much business as usual for the band.
Pangangailangan 'to eh . To wrap this up properly, we’d like
Louie: I’ll guarantee you, we will still be to know, who you would like to see
playing—one form or another—in the top FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women?
next five years. Safe to say you’ll be Tirso: Jinri Park. But I wish she had
interviewing us again. tattoos, and in cosplay…as Jamie from
WORDS: PONG CASTILLO

Kevin: We’re doing what we can right Voltes V!


now because that’s all we can really Manuel: Still Marian Rivera.
count on, it’s just today. Tomorrow is Brian: I’m a Solenn fan, so there you go.
such a fuckin’ variable. Louie: Mrs. Rodriguez from high school, Ozawa
Right now, would the band ha ha! Photography by Wesley Villarica
rather have a steady gig in a club Kevin: The whole of General Luna. This photobook sees former AV Idol Maria
somewhere or touring an entire Ozawa in four different episodes, depicting
country? different characters each. Clue: it features
Manuel: I’d rather go on the road. I big things in Japan (i.e. animé, gravure, and
don’t wanna be in the same place every BDSM!).

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AC C ESS

04
TE LEVI S ION

Cartel Coalition
BrEakINg Bad’S WaLTEr WhITE IS STILL TV’S BaddEST BadaSS uNTIL PaBLO EScOBar
PrOVES OThErWISE IN NarcOS . WE PIT ThE TWO agaINST Each OThEr, aNd WE Say,
rEaLITy WINS OVEr fIcTION

P L OT P L OT
H O M E TO W N TRUE STORY FICTION H O M ETOWN
Medellin, Albuquerque,
Colombia New Mexico

AKA Pablo Esobar Walter White


El Patron (The AKA
(Netflix’s (AMC’s Heisenberg
Boss), among Narcos) Breaking Bad)
others

NET
NET W O RTH

$80
W O RT H

$30
billion
billion

INFLUENCE
INFLUENCE While White’s drug
controlled 80 empire certainly
percent of the grew from its humble
global cocaine rV-manufactured
market operations, it pales
in comparison to
Escobar’s global scale.

S I D E KI C K S I D E KI C K
John Jairo Jesse
Velasquez, Pinkman,
aka “Popeye”, White’s former
started student,
WORDS: CHIARA CUI

working for became


Escobar when his partner
he was 18 after being
and went on estranged
to become his from his
most trusted parents in his
hitman. early twenties.
AC C ESS
Plug-ins: pain in the neck

06
F I LM F E ST!

The FHM holiday


marquee
MAkE LInInG uP
AT ThE cInEMAS ThIS
SEASOn wOrTh IT wITh
ThESE FLIck PIckS
My Bebe Love
Starring Vic Sotto, Ai Ai delas
Alas, Maine Mendoza, and Alden
Richards
Any hope of Vice Ganda stealing the
Box Office King and Queen titles

05 just fizzled out when the phenom


‘Kalyeserye’ pair AlDub was brought
in. Let’s just hope this doesn’t
end up like the last two Bossing
GAM E S masterpieces.

Gamers out comsat torunament level


Honor Thy Father
Starring John Lloyd Cruz
Having the creators of the critically

and about acclaimed On The Job at the helm


and no less than Lloydie at the
forefront ensures quality output.
Our chEckLIST OF
whAT wEnT dOwn AT Nilalang (The Entity)
ESGS 2015 Starring Cesar Montano and Maria
Ozawa
Last October 24-25, the Will Miyabi’s drawing power translate
E-Sports and Gaming Summit– to ticket sales? Montano knows he’s
or ESGS–was held at SMX. It’s not the reason most people (*cough*
probably the biggest gathering dudes) will be flocking to movie
of gamers that an average houses.
dude can be part of, outside of
slumming it inside a computer #WalangForever
shop. Does it have all the Starring Jennylyn Mercado and
requisite convention things Jericho Rosales
though? We grade it on our The country’s finest tries to duplicate
checklist! last year’s success. Even though the
ultimate hugot love team didn’t pan
out (That Thing Called Tadhana’s
JM de Guzman being replaced by
Jericho), still, expect a lot of bitter
WORDS: ASH MAHINAY; PHOTOS COURTESY OF ESGS

lines for sharing.


SCRAP TH ESE
Buy now, die Later
Exclusive Industry Swag? Eye candy? Pila?
haunted Mansion
play testing opportunities Sponsors, such Aside from pro Just like any
Pamilyang Love, Love, Love
of unreleased for the serious as MSI, eagerly competition— other big event,
Beauty and the Bestie
games? gamer? showered the notably Mineski’s we did have to
We got to play In an important crowd with things Pro Gaming do a bit of lining
COD: Black Ops development for to take home, our League matches up, especially for
III in a full 6-on- the local scene, only suggestion with female the game trials–
6 with fellow super publisher is they get some DOTA teams, but we take that
event attendees, Ubisoft accepted of those NBA which proved as a good sign!
WORDS: PAU AGUILERA

as well as an resumes for their shirt cannons (for girls can kick
exclusive taste of Asian offices– us out back). gaming ass–
NBA2K Online– and perhaps a we have the
a free-to-play PC local one in the requisite cosplay
version of the future–at ESGS. and booth babes,
console favorite! The active Indie and a whole lot
Arena was also of well-designed
good to see. games.

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h a i r JULIUS VILLANUEVA
KIM DOMINGO

I n a tim e w h e n b e in g relev ant


m e a n s c a tc h in g vie w e r s’ a t t ent ion
in th e sp a n o f a f e w s e c o nds, we
f o u n d Ki m D o m i n g o , who will
m a k e y o u d r o p e ve r y thing just
to sp e n d a f e w m o r e moment s
ge t tin g lo s t in her ey es
I n a R ay m u n d o
KIM DOMINGO
The world Is consTanTly changIng, now probably So you really read through the
comments on your Facebook page?
more rapIdly Than ever. The InTerneT has gIven As much as possible, I really do. While
bIrTh To ThIngs lIke memes, vInes, selfIes, and I do have admins for my fan pages,
I am always the one who replies to
oTher ways for people who have Too much TIme my fans on my personal account.
on TheIr hands To express Themselves In TheIr Hindi ko talaga yun pinapahawak
kahit kanino. Kaya lang lately mas
own lITTle ‘specIal’ kInd of way, whIch Include nahihirapan akong mag-reply dahil
buT are noT lImITed To: dumadami na nga sila. Mahirap
talagang magbasa ng mga messages
That annoying classmate of yours For the record, we’ve invited you to minsan dahil natatambakan sila.
who always wears too much makeup a photo shoot before, but not for the Has a fan ever creeped you out?
doing stupid hand signs in front of her cover. This time we were willing to Ha ha! Ayoko nang magsalita, but
webcam to the tune of the “Gwiyomi bet on you as covergirl material. there was this one time—in person
Song”; that neighbor of yours who This is a really great opportunity for pa ‘to!—there was this guy who was
is way too young to be wearing me and I couldn’t just let it pass. So really excited to see me. He started
provocative short shorts while dancing when you guys asked me to be on the telling me all these stories, and stuff,
to the beat of Psy’s “Gentleman;” and cover, I just went with it, ha ha! and let’s just say I got pretty dizzy.
that KSP hipon who wears a tight But does being on the cover of FHM Why “dizzy?”
white tank top while doing the Ice mean you’ve graduated from making I mean he was right next to me, and his
Bucket Challenge without really Dubsmash videos? breath…ha ha! I couldn’t just tell him
understanding what it’s for and what Oh no, not at all! I still enjoy making off because I didn’t want him to feel bad,
ALS (amyotrophic lateral sclerosis) is. videos when I’m not too busy. And if so I just kept nodding and tried to hold
The list of try-hards who want my fans still enjoy watching them, then my breath for as long as I could, ha
their 15 seconds of fame could go on push lang! Go lang nang go! Ha ha! ha! Oh my, I hope he doesn’t read this
and on, with their pitiful creations What about show business do you and figure out it was him. Sinabi ko pa
collecting dust somewhere in the deep like? naman sa kanyang bigla akong nahilo,
underbelly of the Internet, where Gusto ko lang talaga siya. Gusto ko and just excused myself.
these things go to die. kasi yung nag-e-emote-emote. Gusto ko
The Internet never forgets, but it lang talaga maging artista, bakit ba?!
is a graveyard for these things we’ve Ha ha!
forgotten, or rather, the things we Ha ha, okay! We’re not trying to stop
choose to forget, the things we deem you! We would love to watch you on We’re sure he’ll
irrelevant to our lives. the big screen. Does your love for understand.
This is what makes 20-year-old acting have anything to do with why
viral video star’s story exceptional. you like making videos so much? When you started
A girl who honestly didn’t know Yeah, that probably has something to posting videos on the
what she was doing at first. She posted
a video online of her lip-syncing a pop
do with it, ha ha! It’s just really, really
fun, and a lot of people seem to enjoy Internet, did you think
song. A few “likes” here and a few watching the videos I post. they would go viral?
“shares” there, and then suddenly, We could guess why. Though we all
over a million people have watched know the Internet can be a harsh Actually, hindi. Gumaya lang ako sa
this beautiful girl act cute in front of place, especially for personalities. mga friends kong nag-po-post ng
her smartphone camera. Something so Has dealing with the negative sarili nilang mga videos. Marami
simple had people spending precious comments affected you? kasi akong nakikita sa newsfeed ko. I
seconds of their lives on this. Why? Actually before...well, even up to now, really didn’t expect it to become viral
Because we were captivated. For a few pinapatulan ko yung mga comments since Dubsmash was just beginning
seconds, Kim Domingo made our heart na nakakabastos. Minsan kailangan to gain popularity at that time. Hindi
beat a not-so-monotonous rhythm. Is mo talaga silang pagsabihan kasi hindi nga yung mismong Dubsmash app
it her lips and the way she pouts? Is sila titigil. Though I’ve learned that yung ginamit ko noon! I just used my
it the way she looks at us, like we’re you can’t really please everyone. So cellphone to take the video with the
nothing and everything to her? Or is when I know I’m talking to someone song “Twerk it Like Miley” playing in
it everything about her? We just can’t who doesn’t really want to listen, the background. I guess it was also
decide; so here she is on our pages so I’ll either just ignore them or block luck and right timing.
we can take a closer look as she shows their account from visiting my page
us what it means to be sensational. so I won’t have to deal with their
negativity. What do you think got people to notice
You’ve come a long way from But some of your fans do give you your video among the others? Well,
making netizens fall in love with good advice once in a while, don’t besides, your obvious good looks.
you through your cute videos on they? Nagulat talaga ako dahil ang dami
YouTube. What are you hoping I think the best advice they have given nang ibang mga magagandang girls na
to accomplish by posing for our me is to always follow my dreams. gumawa noon, kaya hindi ko talaga ine-
magazine? Lagi nilang sinasabing, ‘Push mo ‘yan! expect na mapapansin pa yung akin.
I really want to try out what I can Kung saan ka masaya, sususportahan Usually, yung sumisikat na videos na
accomplish in show business. It seems ka namin.’ Nakaka-touch talaga kapag ganun, eh from celebrities lang. I never
like a really exciting scene to get into. nakakabasa ako ng mga ganung expected mine to go viral kasi sino ba
It’s been my dream ever since I was comments sa Facebook page ko. Feeling ako? Ha ha! Siguro nakuha ko lang
young and I really hope my cover can ko talaga nakakapagpasaya ako ng talaga yung mga tao sa padila-dila at
get me into the spotlight. mga tao, at natutuwa ako roon. pakagat-kagat-labi ko, ha ha!
KIM DOMINGO

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KIM DOMINGO

You seemed like a pro doing it, Dubsmashers and have your own We’re sure that’ll be a hit. Do you
though! Do you use those moves serye or something? have any advice for people who
when you want to turn a guy on? Oh, that would be interesting! Though want to be Internet sensations like
Uhm, ha ha! May naaalala naman it would be scary to compete with the yourself?
akong mga eksenang ganon, ha other more popular tandems right Ang masasabi ko lang, kung
ha! Aminin mo, na ano rin naman now, I would still love to have my very gusto mong maging popular, just
kayo ah! own movie and/or teleserye. I would be humble. Learn to entertain and
Na ano? really want to act in one. care for the people who follow
Ah basta! Alam niyo na yun, ha ha! What sort of movie would you like to you. I’m not saying you should
Kaloka! Nakakahiya naman ‘to! act in? Rom-coms maybe? entertain every single request they
We can neither confirm nor deny Gusto ko talagang mag-horror, make, but try to make them feel
said statement. But if you were to ha ha! Mahilig kasi talaga akong like you actually care for them.
seduce a guy, what song would you manood ng mga ganun at feeling ko Sakin hangga’t kaya ko, I make it
Dubsmash to steal his heart? magaling naman akong tumili! a priority to make them feel that I
Ahem, siguro yung “O Lumapit Would you be the victim or the one really listen to them. I don’t want
Ka” [by Ella del Rosario], the one who scares all the people? them to say, “Ang suplada naman ni
that goes, *sings* “O, lumapit ka… Hmm, pwede naman sigurong both, Kim Domingo...katulad lang siya ng
kung gusto mo akong halikan…ba’t ha ha! Whenever I watch horror films, iba, nakakalimot porke’t sumisikat
kita sasawayin? Alam na alam mo I would picture myself in the scene, na.” Gusto kong maramdaman
namang, ito’y gusto ko rin…” ha ha! and imagine I was with the characters nilang malaki talaga ang
Ahem, we’re not sure any guy screaming and running around. pagpapasalamat ko sa kanila dahil
could resist that. So would you Those parts seem like so much fun to kung wala sila, wala rin naman ako
like to follow the footsteps of other act out. rito. FHM

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KIM DOMINGO

Why she
seems
familiar...

Her viral “Twerk it


Like Miley” kagat-labi
video on her Facebook
account.

She danced and flaunted


her assets on Wil Time
Big Time’s stage!

You see her with other


beautiful models at car
shows.

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KIM DOMINGO
KIM DOMINGO
KIM DOMINGO
KIM DOMINGO
fat
A fes ti v e
spre Ad to
c A r ry you
A ll th e wAy
into th e
new ye Ar*
*h opefully without healt h prob le m s

feasts
Wo rds Ash MAhinA y P ho to graPhy JonAthAn BAldonA do
Fo o d s tyl i ng and PreP arati o n victoriA yuJuico-Keet & MAx GAn A
I. WISH I N G Y O U AM E R I- CHRISTM AS
Do you have balikbayans from the USA
around the table this season? Make them
feel at home… at home—by laying out the
trifecta of the American holiday spread:

1
This is a four-
kilogram bird, which
isn’t even a big one
because you can
have turkeys all the
way to nine kilos, and
after we sliced off an
entire family-sized
chicken portion off
it still looked like we
TURKEY
Belle Foods
had enough pabo
for days. Aside from
massive amounts of
By order
meat, Chef Bobby
0918-9098850
Abes of Belle Foods
P4,000 for 4kg explains: “It’s a
healthier choice,
because it has lesser
fat content. Then
when you try it, you
know the taste is
really different—the
taste can be more
bland, but it goes well
with sauces—like the
gravy [which comes
from its drippings]
and cranberry. It’s
not meant to be
eaten alone.” But
really guys, the
excitement factor of
having a big bird on
the table is not to be
underestimated.

CANDY BACON
Di Sc lAiMer: This will give you bacon as stiff as candy
canes. Though you will probably be hanging on to one like
a candy cane after you’ve tried it

1 2 3
Melt together a half Heat the oven to crisp the bacon for
cup brown sugar, two 350F, lay the lovely 15 minutes, then
tablespoons each bacon on a cooling start brushing the
of maple syrup and rack on top of a strips with the glaze.
vinegar, and a pinch baking tray lined with Brush, stick back
of black pepper. parchment paper. into the oven for 4
if you’re lazy, it’s minutes, alternate-
actually fine to skip brush then oven
all the props–but some more until you
have fun scraping are satisfied with
off all the detritus the damage levels to
from your oven when your health.
you’re done.

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fat feasts
IngredIenTS
(good for eight servings)
3 cups whole milk
1 cup double or heavy cream
2 dashes vanilla essence
1 tsp. freshly grated nutmeg (real
nutmeg will suffice)
5 eggs, whites, and yolks separated
2/3 cup white sugar
1 cup dark rum or bourbon

Procedure
1 combine milk, cream, cinnamon,
vanilla, and nutmeg in a
saucepan. over medium heat, bring to
a boil. once boiling, remove from heat

3
and let mixture steep.
2 using a stand mixer or a large
bowl–probably a large bowl
because we are men with no kitchen

5
appliances–beat yolks and sugar

EGGNOG
You might have heard about this drink, but most
until combined. Thick ribbons should
form when the whisk is lifted. Slowly
whisk in the milk mixture until fully
likely have not experienced it until now–because combined. Add alcohol and stir in.
we’re telling you it’s not that hard to make. What
3 Beat egg whites in a stand
does it taste like? Christmas, basically. But if
you want to be specific, it tastes like drinking a
mixer or another large bowl to
soft peaks. gently fold into eggnog
STEAK
Eighty percent of the secret to a good steak
cookie with the delightful spike of rum following until fully combined. garnish with is spending on the raw meat. Try to get cuts
it down your throat. nutmeg and cinnamon sticks! with marbling–the streaks of fat running
through the muscle; fat is your friend in this
case. Now follow these tips:

4
Thaw it overnight in the ref. The usual
1
fast way of leaving it out in the few
hours right before cooking is also a highly

APPLE PIE
If your teeth are basically
efficient way of draining it of juices and
falling off from seasonal
flavor.
sugar intake, why not try
Catherine’s Cakes and Pies
mixing things up with a
45 Picadilly St. Alabang, Muntinlupa, Salt and pepper it at least 45 minutes
nice warm apple pie? An 2
275-2615, Chito Benito before cooking; use a lot of salt and
apple pie’s appeal lies
P420-840 depending on diameter pepper—the season is about generosity.
in the many contrasts.
Catherine’s Chito Benito
3 Preheat your lightly oiled pan until the
explains: “When you bite
oil begins to ripple or smoke slightly,
into an apple pie, you will
then sear the beef for one and a half to two
experience a contrast in
minutes per side–touching it only once for
tastes: sweet, tart, and
the big flip. This makes sure it sears evenly.
salty; and texture: soft
apples versus the crispy
4 Well done is not how real men eat
crust and walnuts. Lastly,
steak, so learn to eat some pink bro.
if you take our pie a la
mode, you’ll experience a
contrast in temperature.”
That last bit is notable
because any dessert
that lets you cheat
by piling ice cream–a
dessert in itself–on it, is
the real MVP.

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I I . YULET I DE USUALS
You can’t miss these Pinoy favorites. There
are a lot of options, so here are a few that try
to play it a bit differently

6 PAELLA
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5440 General Luna St., Intramuros, Manila
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One insanely time-consuming but festive dish is


paella, then you also face the dilemma between
seafood and meat to top it with. Ilustrado’s Paella
Ilustrado solves all your problems by doing all the
kitchenwork for a paella with both surf and turf in
it. Ilustrado’s Chef de Cuisine, Bernice Pimentel,
describes it (and their other dishes) as, “Very
reminiscent of our lola’s cooking at home; of
comfort food but to the next level–no shortcuts
whatsoever. We take the time to slow-cook our
ox tripe, pork belly, etc. until they are nice and
tender and cook them for a few more hours
with the sauces that we make from scratch.”
It can also be used to one-up your neighbors’
preparations because you can boast that it
actually comes from a place in Intramuros.

7LECHON
Jun & Jun’s Cebu Lechon, 706-2602/400-3749, Tiendesitas Unit KO4 and Commonwealth Avenue
P4,200-13,500 depending on size

We can’t skip lechon, because your party is instantly 50


percent less fun (and possibly 50 percent less heart-
attack inducing) if a bright red pig isn’t sitting on top of
the table. In fact, the roast pig’s very seasonal hue is one
thing that Jun & Jun’s Nikki Quilicot takes extra pride
in. “What makes us different from other
Cebu lechons is our skin. They [Cebuano
lechoneros] don’t really care how the skin
would look, but Tagalogs give premium
to crispy, shiny, red skin. So what we
did is incorporate our roasting with the
techniques of the lechoneros from
Balayan, Batangas, whose lechon
festivals goad them to perfecting
lechon skin–thus the best of both
worlds!” And we peaceful eaters
at FHM are all for regional-
dispute settling foods you
know.

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fat feasts

III. S T RU G G L E C H RI STM AS
let’s say you blew your 13th month on
presents like a good guy, here are three
things you can do on the cheap to salvage
EXTRA TRIMMINGS...
complete your dinner scene with the following bits and bobs
the festive feels in your stomach

A BAcKgroUnD MiSTleToe PAPer ToWelS A ToAST


MoVie on looP it’s best to explain This is going to give your party a
not some sappy this kissing plant get messy in more classy beginning
film, but rather tradition to the ways than one, if by calling a toast,
manly barely- ladies while you you don’t want to it also makes
christmas just so happen be stuck cleaning you look really
suitable flicks like to be standing until the new year, handsome and in-

PANCI T
Die Hard or Jingle underneath it. stock up on these. charge when you
All The Way. See what we did call for one.
there?
How to improve instant pancit canton in five easy
steps:

1 Add a pack
2 Add a pack
3 Add a pack

10
4 Add a pack

QUESO DE NACHOS
5 Add a pack

T r Ue S T orY : Despite everything else on the


menu, the presence of a massive bowl of instant Make the tough-to-chew cheese ball more interesting by turning it into
pancit canton still excited the men on this shoot– a warm goopy mess. Stuff’s easy man...
quality through quantity!

1 3
combine your queso 2 Pour it out on some
de bola slices with chips for a nacho
any melty processed And some hot cream topping that tastes
(aka less expensive) or milk and whisk quite similar to nacho
cheese, in a 1:3 part together in a pan. King! it’s pretty much
ratio. food alchemy.

8T S O K O L A T E
Do we have to explain how this makes us all
warm and fuzzy inside? It requires a smidge more
effort than mixing Milo, but it’s Christmas anyway.

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QUICK FIX
Y OUR COMPLETE GUIDE TO HAVING QUICKIES IN THE MO ST IMPOSSIBLE PLACES

ELEVATOR
Push the right buttons

S C E N A R I O : It’s late and you’re


still in the office to fix some stuff for
tomorrow when your beautiful boss
shows up. You make some small
talk and unspoken sexual tension
between you two is starting to
manifest again. She puts her hands
on your shoulders and almost starts
massaging you, but the CCTV camera
kills the mood.
Q U I C K F I X : She is about to call
it quits, when you tell her that you
thought of a perfect plan. You lend
her a hoodie, and you wear one
yourself. You get inside the elevator
and face away from the camera. You
push the button of the highest floor,
and then you immediately bend her
over and concentrate on thrusting
since you guys have to finish before
you reach the top.

PORTALET
This room provides a different
kind of comfort
TRUNK OF A CAR
THE SCENARIO: You’re out on Abduction foreplay, anyone?
a concert with your girl. With all
the body rubbing and testosterone THE SCENARIO: You and your
evaporating into the air, she starts girl are doing the naughty on top
to feel a bit flushed. She asks you to of the hood of your car. Things are
come with her to somewhere quieter going so well—that is, until you notice
and intimate–never did you expect a flashlight beam. The park security
that she’d lock you up inside one of guard is quickly closing in. You don’t
the portalets. have enough time to change so you
Q U I C K F I X : If you have a cologne open up your trunk and jump in.
and/or hand sanitizer, spray some into P O S I T I O N : Making the best of
the air. Use a position that requires a stressful yet very exhilarating
the least amount of effort when scenario, you guys decide to continue
thrusting. Why? One, because you your shenanigans inside the trunk.
don’t want to be inhaling all the germs Remember to keep something lodged
and stench inside that cramped in-between the trunk lid; you wouldn’t
space; two, sudden movement could want to get stuck in there, and be
very well tip the portalet over. forced to have yourselves rescued.
That story spells tabloid headline all
over it.
A
woman’s libido is about as predictable as Manila
climate: when she wants it, we should be ready
to please, whenever and wherever. We make the
impossible possible, because that’s just how real,
caring gentlemen are. You think we’re joking? Take
a look at how we deconstructed the tightest of spaces to have a
quickie in, with help of yoga instructor Alvin Gomez of L!fe Yoga
Studio. Because with FHM, yes, you can!

DARK ALLEY
You, the extra friendly
VIDEOKE BAR
neighborhood superhero
Giving her your microphone
when it’s her time to sing
THE SCENARIO: You just saved
a damsel-in-distress from a bunch of
THE SCENARIO: You and your
hoodlums. She decides to repay your
BANG TRIKE officemates have an after-office
kindness by kissing you while you’re
STAIRWELL On patrol for some of that karaoke session. Your office crush
hanging upside down from your web.
What goes up must also pamasahe is now tipsy and starts looking at
She enjoys it a little bit too much as
come down you in a different way. She starts to
she removes not only your mask,
SCENARIO: You decide to take a make out with you while your other
exposing your true identity.
THE SCENARIO: Worse comes to part time job as an Uber Trike and officemates are too preoccupied
Q U I C K F I X : You decide to distract
worst and you guys didn’t come on you patrol the streets for any willing and passionate about their Charice
her by removing not only your mask,
your elevator ride to heaven. Don’t fret passengers. You pull some extra OT Pempengco birits, or are just too
but your entire costume as well.
you have another chance going down! hours during the night and see a sexy intoxicated to care.
With your crime fighting-toned abs,
Take the stairs since the security girl wearing a miniskirt. She waves her Q U I C K F I X : If you leave the
you leave her in a complete ecstatic
guards might be coming (in more hand at you. Right before you drop vicinity, she might lose that tama that
daze. You turn her around and lift
ways than one) after viewing your her off at her destination, she says makes you the least bit desirable
one of her legs. You come at her
session in the elevator. she forgot her barya and asks if she so you have to makes this quick.
from behind till you unload your web
Q U I C K F I X : Working on your can pay you in any other way. Find a vacant KTV room nearby. Get
cartridge in her. FHM
cardio and core is key to surviving Q U I C K F I X : You stop at a inside and position yourself near
this extended loving sesh. Gomez seemingly vacant location where you the door, coming at her from behind
suggests the Mula Bandha, a yoga- can talk negotiations. You enter the doggy-style with her palms pushing
like kegel technique that focuses on passenger seat and get on top of her. up against the door. This is the best
controlling your core muscles and You spread her legs so you can enter option here so you can both keep
enhancing your endurance. her missionary-style. Be careful not to an eye out for any passersby that
tip over the tricycle, or you could add might catch you doing the deed. Plus,
some extra suspension on your ride. you can also push the door close if
someone starts to force it open, and
quickly duck out of sight.
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FHm’s guide to
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I L LU S T R AT I O N S M E LVi n C ALi n G O

LEaRN fRom THE WayS of aN INTERNET HEavy


Tricia Gosingtian, Kryz Uy, Camille Co: you may have
heard of them because a.) They are lovely ladies, duh; or
b.) They’re the popular bloggers your girlfriend loves too.
If you want to be the male equivalent of them, then follow
the lead of David Guison, of DG Manila, local lifestyle
man-blogger and “online influencer.” Here, he tells us all
about his path to Internet domination.

01
start a blog
1.1 All influencers must have an actual blog. It is the
font of your power
“I started my blog in July 2009. I was still in college [at
the College of San Benilde] and it was a requirement for
my general psychology class—then at the end of the term
nagkakaroon na’ng followers. It was just a photo blog but
through the years nag-shift siya into fashion and lifestyle.”
1.2 Inventing a handle vs. naming it after yourself
“It’s harder if you have a certain brand [or handle such as The
Sartorialist], kasi parang nalilimit yung future posts mo rather
than just having your name. Kasi when I say David Guison,
naka-combine na yung work [and everything personal].”
1.3 Don’t be greedy and blog about anything and
everything at once
“If you’re starting, just really find your niche. Bloggers nowadays
really go for lifestyle blogs: so that’s fashion, travel, fitness,
medyo broad. If you can, focus on one thing you’re good at—kasi
people will listen–then branch out from there. I was just into
photography but people would ask me to post selfies, my outfits,
and dun na ako nag-shift into fashion. It was a turning point kasi
wala pa masyadong male bloggers in 2010.”
03
If you can scroll down your posts without it looking
like 10 different people posting on their own
accord, you have succeeded in taming the beast.
“Since I’m a lifestyle blogger, my Instagram needs
to have variety. This morning I’ll post an outfit, then
the next post is food or travel naman…[for looks] I
want it dark and walang saturation. I follow certain

curate your formula: I only use three filters then another app
to edit.
Bloggers have so many ideas that it’s really

Feed–vIsually hard to be consistent. I had a phase in 2011 where


my vibe was colorful and vivid, but now medyo nag-

& content-wIse
mature na ako and mas gusto ko dark and ma-
drama. You can change your look, basta gradual. I’m

02
very strict on that.”

get on Facebook,
Instagram, & twItter
People aren’t going to check your blog every hour–
but they’re always on social media.
“I made the shift to Facebook nung pinag-
trip-an ako ng friends ko at ginawan nila ako ng
fan page. Nahihiya ako pero nagkaroon siya ng
mga likes. I was just posting everything there and
nakita ko mas may engagement kasi mas real-time
siya compared with the blog. Then when I started
Instagram, I knew I wanted to have something to
promote my blog–siyempre, I want my readers to
go there pa rin. But since you post it on Instagram
parang nape-preempt siya–nakikita na nila kung
ano laman ng blog. Pinag-aralan namin ng agency
ko na mas malakas ang IG kesa sa blog. Now I post
at least six times a day.”

TWEET-LENGTH RULES Original content is king


From B.A. Borleo and Sandra Pineda, managing Respect the power of
editors of your favorite sites, namely FHM.com.ph a #hashtag
and Cosmo.ph, of course!

Tickle your reader


if you can’t offer something
first, offer more
Shares > likes
Leave comments alone

Time is irrelevant—you have


an audience 24/7
04
having to ask me where I bought something, tina-
tag ko na lang para makita kaagad.
4.2 Comment–especially for your early
appreciators
I follow a lot of celebrities, and when they comment
back to me tuwang-tuwa talaga ako. I would keep
a folder na may screencaps ng replies or likes nila,
ha ha! So feeling ko, if I have readers na ganun
ka-loyal, they would appreciate engagement with
the one they follow; so I try my best to reply. And

Market
my handler says brands prefer that you have
engagement with readers rather than thousands of
followers na di naman nag-ko-comment—yun daw
ang mas important.
4.3 Don’t view all other bloggers as The

yourselF
Enemy
The good thing about the fashion blogging industry If you’ve become an overnight sensation,

05
here is that it’s not very competitive. So sometimes skip to step 6, otherwise:
I refer other bloggers if may nag-approach sa akin
na di bagay—like a vacuum company, so I told
The long hard slog to Internet fame begins here. them about a mommy blogger. Then sana may iba
Aside from quality blogging, which is completely up ring nag-re-refer to me, ha ha! It’s not a bad idea
to you, keep up the following: [to pass on referrals]. Also, I’ve had a lot of trips
4.1 Tag who you want to see you abroad, and the Philippines is the friendliest talaga.

stIck It out
I blogged for a long time without any sponsors, Like sa ibang places, they don’t even help each
but I also started tagging brands like Forever21’s other out with taking photos–here nagtutulungan
international account. If they like or repost your talaga.
photo, grabe yung hatak niya–kaya makakuha ng “Feeling ko there are so many bloggers
2,000 followers overnight! Marami ngang umaaway right now, and if you’re just copying another
sa akin saying, “Everything you post has brands in blogger or not blogging for the right reasons,
it” because akala nila when I tag, ibig sabihin bayad hindi na siya authentic. Wala ako sponsors
ako. But for me that’s not the point, instead of them for six years, but I would still blog every day
because I was really passionate about it. I
would dress for myself. But now I dress to
entertain the readers na rin, what they want
to see.”

a GLossary of terms
S n A p C h A T . Basically instagram,
but everything explodes—or gets
automatically deleted—Mission
impossible-style after 24 hours, hence
the more gonzo nature of content

O n l I n E I n f l u E n C E r . A term
invented to categorize bloggers
who have outgrown the mere act of
writing a digital diary and have the
authority to influence their audience
to patronize certain things

B l O g . A web log, or a digital diary

9 g A g . Basically an easily accessible


repository of memes stolen from
Reddit

r E D D I T . Online forum for


everything under the sun, and where
much internet joketime content
comes from in the first place

r E p O S T . Linking content created


elsewhere while adding your own
pa-witty commentary

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socIal MedIa

shInInG examPLes of
Internet #sUCCess
Tangina This! 597k FB followers
Their About page states: “Ang TANGINA
THIS! ay di nabibili!” Basically posts and
reposts time-wasting everything, but
with added Filipino flavor. Not as angry
as you would assume it to be.

thegoodquote 5.9m IG followers


Basically a never-ending, perfectly
curated stream of photos with
inspirational/hugot quotes on them.
Extremely shareable content.

j e n s e l t e r 7.1m IG followers
The power of a curated photographic
collection of one fine ass. You don’t
even see Jen’s face in 50% of her
posts!

@tbhjuststop 969k Twitter followers


Weirdo millennial humor. Endless
retweet potential ensures its spread like
a virus.

06
ProFessIonalIze
07 PrePare to keeP uP wItH tHe tIMes
“With a blog, I know it’s not going to be forever, feeling ko para siyang modeling na as you get older
nawawala yung market mo. I want to eventually make it like The Fat Kid Inside or Our Awesome
Planet na it’s not focused na on your name, and you even have contributors. I can re-brand again, ha
ha! Right now, surprisingly a lot of bloggers have video blogs. Parang mas nakukuha pa attention ng
readers–they can hear your voice, they can see you move. Then Snapchat is mas real time pa than
Instagram—and internationally there are already sponsored Snapchat posts.” FHM

& MonetIze
If you’ve racked up the legit following, and brands
are knocking at the door, it’s time to be a real
influencer (and make some bank finally).
6.1 Actually quit your job to live the blogger
life? It’s a full-time commitment too
“I treat it like regular work. I wake up at 6 a.m.,
answer emails until 7 a.m., set up appointments, go
to the gym, then off to events. Then at night I write
and schedule my posts to be up by 2 a.m.”
6.2 learn to ask the big question…
“I don’t always charge, and it’s really up to you if you
want to charge [at all], or depende sa deliverables:
Do they want just a brand mention or a whole blog
post? Usually brands won’t [even offer payment up
front], ikaw ang mag-o-offer. Feeling ko tine-test
nila if this blogger is willing to give it for free–pero
i-feel mo rin kung ano ang worth mo online [when
you charge].”
6.3 …but don’t act entitled
“Sa States, it’s the other way around, but in the
Philippines I think it’s a turn-off if you’re the one
who approaches the brand. Dito medyo turn off if
you invite yourself to events. Usually they go to you
and not you to them. You just really have to market
yourself. Like tagging them, that’s usually where
they notice you. And if they email me, I have a
sample presentation of my posts ready.”

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WO R DS REY JOBLE
P H OTO G R AP HY CHRIS LUCAS

THE
NEW KID
ON THE
HARDCOURT
In Its Inaugural season,
the PIlIPInas CommerCIal
BasketBall league Is set to Be
the new stomPIng ground for
varIous ex-PBa Pros, College
Players takIng that next steP to
B-Ball stardom, and other Pro
Cager hoPefuls
D
o we need more basketball?
If you ask senior
sportsman Mr. Buddy
Encarnado, we do, and
that’s the reason he put up
a new commercial league
to back up the big dog,
the Philippine Basketball
Association, which is now
entering its 41st season.
Encarnado, a two-time Executive of the Year
awardee in the PBA and a former league
chairman of the pro league, used to be team
executive of erstwhile PBA team Sta. Lucia
Realtors until it exited the pro league in 2010.
But now he’s back, and Sta. Lucia’s back, in
the maiden season of the Pilipinas Commercial
Basketball League (PCBL).
As chair of the PCBL, Encarnado’s vision for
the new league is simple: to provide sanctuary
and livelihood to amateur players and ex-pros
who are either looking to polish their skills
preparatory to the big jump to the pros or
provide opportunity to those who were not given
enough exposure to prove themselves while
playing in the PBA.
There is, of course, the PBA D-League, “We realized that there is a big void between on vacation from the PBA D-League, Isit and
which was created by the pro league as a college and the pro league. The problem right Bitoon show that they can hold their own.
middle ground for professionals and collegiate now is, the school-based teams, when they Isit, a lefty point guard acquired by Cagayan
players to hone their skills and getting play commercial, they will go back later on to Valley, has been averaging 14.7 points per
themselves equipped for the big battles ahead their school leagues. We want to provide a game, and the fourth overall best scorer in
in the PBA. But the league could only cover a commercial league that will give them a stable the tournament behind Levi Hernandez of
period of six months, leaving the professionals job from January to December.” Foton, Jeff Biernes of Jumbo Plastic, and
(the guys who play for a living, just like any other In its inaugural season, which began in Kama Motors’ Rudy Lingganay, who played for
guy who goes to work) without a league to play October this year, the PCBL has eight teams, Powerade, GlobalPort, Kia, and NLEX.
for, forcing them to play elsewhere just to feed including Sta. Lucia Realty, which is making In fact, the 5’10’’ Isit has emerged as the
their families. a comeback in the local cage circuit. Other best two-point field goal shooter with a 71.4
“Ang sinasabi sa akin ng mga commercial participating teams include Caida Tiles and percent clip in six games in the tournament.
players [playing for the D-League] ‘O boss, Kama Motors, both teams under the company Head coach Ronnie Dojillo has nothing but
paano kami? Ang ibig sabihin sa January pa of Racal; Euro-Med, sister company of Café praises for the young player.
kami kakain? Paano yung pambayad namin sa France in the PBA D-League; Supremo Lex, “His maturity is impressive. More than half of
renta ng bahay?’ And at the same time we also partly owned by former Sta. Lucia guard Paolo the team are new, including him. They have no
have so many players who, at a very young age, Mendoza; Jumbo Plastic Linoleum; Cagayan commercial league experience, but Isit has able
are already ex-professionals’. Twenty-seven Valley, and Foton. Three more teams have also to keep a hold of this team,” said Dojillo.
years old, ex-professional? Where will they go? expressed interest, according to Encarnado. Bitoon, on the other hand, came from a
They cannot go back to college [to play],” says “We will make sure that commercial league that barely had media exposure. He
Encarnado. basketball will be like how it once was in the was the resident star point guard of the MLQU
days of the fabled MICAA and PABL. We hope Stallions, but going up against tried and tested
that this will be the renaissance of commercial commercial league players is different. He got
basketball in the Philippines. With more teams his baptism of fire in the PCBL Founders Cup
out there, more companies fielding teams, there and quickly, Bitoon refused to be intimidated.
will be more stability in commercial basketball to He is currently ranked no. 8 in scoring,
Buddy the benefit of everybody,” says Encarnado. averaging 13.7 points per game.
Encarnado, JR Cawaling and Rudy Lingganay, on the
chair of the other hand, are two of the ex-pros seeing action
in the PCBL, playing for Kama Motors. During
PCBL
Rising stars and their time as college and amateur players,
Cawaling and Lingganay were predicted to
comebacking make an easy entry in the PBA. Unfortunately,
they didn’t get the breaks needed to continue
ex-pros their run in the big league.
A knee injury slowed down Cawaling, once
Carlos Isit of Mapua and Cris Bitoon of Manuel a potent dead shot from Far Eastern University,
Luis Quezon University are two stars from their who became part of the original SMART-Gilas
respective schools who are quickly making Pilipinas then bannered by amateur players.
their presence felt in the PCBL. Fighting it out When he entered the PBA, the 6’ 3” swingman’s
with ex-PBA players and commercial players stock dropped, being the last player to be picked

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because I lead them on the floor. The players “Remember the Philippine Amateur
and coaching staff want us to compete every Basketball League selection that won
day at practice. I also teach the young point the Asian Interclub? We won in Indonesia
guards. I’m bringing the experience I learned in 1988 with the likes of Patrimonio,
while playing in the PBA.” Asaytono, Alvarez and company, Marata,
Agustin, Cabahug. Huwag na nating
abalahin ang Gilas. But at the same time
kung makikita nila na some of our players
in the third round by San Mig Coffee.
At San Mig Coffee, Cawaling was like the
Unified basketball have gone to the level of Gilas, we will
gladly give it to them.
13th man on the rotation, only coming in to From the get-go, it doesn’t seem like the PCBL “That will be our contribution. We are
relieve James Yap, Allein Maliksi or PJ Simon, is out to compete with the PBA or other existing here not to compete with any other league.
playing only during garbage time or in the leagues. Sports inside information has it that We are here to complement and augment
waning minutes of a quarter. The only saving PCBL chair Encarnado had written a letter the existing leagues. We know where we
grace of that stint was that he was part of the asking the PBA if it could act as a sort of fast- want to be,” says Encarnado. FHM
team that claimed the 2014 PBA Grand Slam. track farm league to them by allowing players
But when Kia Motors and Blackwater from the PCBL to apply directly for the PBA
entered the league in 2014, Cawaling had to Rookie Draft without necessarily going through
be put on the dispersal draft. He was selected the D-League. College players can play in the
by the Elite, but was later traded to Kia and his PCBL as well, especially during the off season
career went in limbo right after that. of their respective leagues, as in the case of
Like Cawaling, Lingganay entered the Euro-Med, which features players from Centro
PBA as a top prospect. He was a former Most Escolar University.
Valuable Player in the D-League who, despite The league may even have a few neat tricks
being small, had good court vision, decent up its sleeve. Encarnado intends to enlist the
outside shooting, and good leadership qualities, handful of Cameroonian and Nigerian players
traits that made him a fit for the PBA. The lefty seeing action in the collegiate league as
guard found out, though, that to play point in imports in the PCBL. He also plans to launch
the PBA, you needed to do special things, what an invitational tournament where participating
with the competition getting stiffer and bigger teams from the Southeast Asian region would
players also capable playing both guard spots. be invited.
Both players are now hoping to get a “By next year we look forward to a more
second chance at playing in the PBA through balanced formatting of three conferences. One
their stint at PCBL. conference with local imports, all African players
“It was Rudy who brought me here. I tried in the Philippines at the moment. Lowest team
out and we were signed up. We’re already ex- now will pick the first pick for the import, down
pros even though we’re still young,” Cawaling the line. In the third conference, we will see the
said. “We’re not expected to produce many coming of ASEAN teams. Brunei, Indonesia,
points. They expect us to lead and guide the Malaysia, Vietnam, Thailand to be ceded in
team to victory. We’re hoping to make it back to the semis. I will tie up with other leagues in
the PBA. ” Southeast Asia where there will be reciprocity.
“That’s my goal (to make it back to the We will now be able to send our teams to their
PBA). I’m pushing myself hard every game, countries.”
every practice,” says Lingganay. “I’m not used to At this writing, a unified schedule for both the
being called Kuya. Every team that I went, I am ASEAN and Philippine teams is being worked
usually one of the youngest. I used to call Gary out. The PCBL has also been tasked by the
David and Asi Taulava as Kuya Gary and Kuya Samahang Basketball ng Pilipinas (SBL) to be
Asi. Now, it’s different. I’m now the oldest player the league where future SEABA and Southeast
here. They want me to become the team captain Asian Games players will be plucked from.

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This month’s challenger...

JAY C O NT RERAS
Rock band Kamikazee calls it quits after 15 years in the music scene. But lead
singer Jay Contreras proves that they’re brand of harot and rock ‘n roll won’t
be forgotten anytime soon...

INTeRVIeW: PONg CASTILLO


Have you ever sniffed What fictional villain What’s the name of the
used underwear? scares you the most? coolest pet you’ve ever
13/15
Yes. Minsan kasi may Boogieman, kalaban ng had?
mabahong amoy sa Ghostbusters. “Wasigirlneymfifi,” One the few slowly
dying breed of
room namin, akala ko yung pet ko na praying
Man 4 Not man unapologetically
may patay na daga so mantis.
maharot men, Jay
hinanap ko sa ilalim almost aces the test!
ng kumot, sa loob ng Man 4 Not man
pajama ng yaya ng
anak ko; buti di siya Have you ever taken THE MAN TEST
nagalit nung nagising secret selfies? LEADERBOARD
siya na inaamoy ko Sometimes, pag bagong What’s the longest

ILLUSTRATION: LOUIS AReNAS


panty niya. Sabi niya shave, ha ha! you’ve gone without Se f Ca d a y o n a 1 5 /1 5
sakin, “thank you, wearing deodorant? Tirso Ripoll 1 4 /1 5
kuya.” Man Not man 4 Deodorant? Ano ba yun? Wally Bayola 1 4 /1 5
Tagal ko nang naririnig Dan Villegas 1 4 /1 5
Man 4 Not man yun e! J a y Co n t r e r a s 1 3 /1 5
Boy2 Quizon 1 3 /1 5
Man 4 Not man Jose Manalo 1 3 /1 5
Ranidel
Have you ever farted de Ocampo 1 3 /1 5
openly in public? Ch i t o M i r a n d a 1 3 /1 5
Oo, lalo pag Have you ever had blood A l d e n R i c h a r ds 1 2 /1 5
kinakapkapan ako ng in your hands that was RA Rivera 1 2 /1 5
guards sa mga malls. not yours? Gloc-9 1 2 /1 5
Oo, galing sa ano ng Loonie 1 2 /1 5
Man 4 Not man pepe, ha ha! M e d w i n M a r f il 1 2 /1 5
Brandon Vera 1 1 /1 5
Man 4 Not man
Would you ever carry If the world were to end
your girlfriend’s purse tomorrow, what would
at the mall if she asked your last meal be? Have you ever worn your
you to? Sinigang na baboy… briefs on top of your
Kung may gagawin served sa katawan ni pants and pretended to
siya, halimbawa mag-cr Sora Aoi. be a superhero?
o kung marami siyang No.
dala. Pero, kung wala Man 4 Not man
lang baka hindi. Man 4 Not man

Man 4 Not man


Can you name one high-
ranking FHM woman If you could blow up one
What’s the worst thing you’ve had an thing, what would it be?
you were teased about unforgettable experience Mga ulo ng corrupt
as a kid? with? politicians.
“Jay, laki titi!” Ha ha! Wala kaming hilig
diyan…Loko lang, ha Man 4 Not man
Man 4 Not man ha! Wala. Hindi nila
kami pinapansin.

What’s the title of the


Man Not man 4 Which romantic comedy
makes you feel giddy
weirdest porno you’ve
inside?
watched?
Maging Chino Ka Men…
Edward Penishands

Man 4 Not man


Man 4 Not man
bestie

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We don’t often feature ladies as two-for-one in the magazine


because we like to give ourselves some breathing room to
appreciate, you know? But every now and then, we get such
a strong pairing that it just doesn’t feel right to break them
apart–model buddies Hazel Cha and Karen Punzalan are
one such example. Behold the embodiment of best friend
goals, everybody.

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haZ e L Cha & Ka R e n P u n ZaLan

Have you ever modeled together in lalaki, ha ha! K: Yun lang muna ang kaya namin,
one shoot? K: Syempre gusto ko mabait, matalino, ha ha!
Both: First time! at may pangarap sa buhay. Kiss?
K: Di nga namin alam kung ano ang H: Saka yung naiintindihan yung K: Meron ako isang best friend na
ikikilos namin. trabaho namin–na trabaho lang talaga. talagang nag-kiss kami nang torrid!
H: Enjoy naman kasi mas comfortable Let’s count off bestie experiences. Pero best friend ko lang din siya. Nag-
ako na siya kasama ko–mas magaan Ever gone skinny dipping? iinuman kami, tapos parang bi siya,
lahat. H: Ay, hindi! maganda, at model din. Siya nag-insist
How about shooting a duo–but with K: Hindi pa pumasok sa isip ko na na i-try namin hanggang napapayag
a guy? gumanon kami, pero kung maliligo niya ako! As in wasak na talaga ako,
K: Well, ngayon may lalaki naman o, okay lang, ha ha! natulog pa kami magkatabi, ha ha!
ha ha! H: Na-try na namin yun! Pero yung H: Ako naman, dati sabi ko sa friend
H: Pero as in model na lalaki, wala pa. swimming tapos may ibang tao rin… ko, “Anong feeling mag-kiss ng naka-
Do you think it would be fun? parang hindi keri! braces? Try natin!” Babae rin ‘to ah! So
Both: Syempre, [mas masaya] yung Double date? ayun, ako nagtanong at na-try namin–
kaming dalawa, ha ha! H: Date lang. May pinuntahan nakainom na rin, ha ha!
H: Baka mas magiging halata pa na kami, tapos sinundo kami pareho But nothing between you two?
awkward sa resulta ng picture, pag di ng boyfriends namin–hindi yung H: Feeling ko hindi mangyayari, kasi
ka sanay sa kasama mo. parehong bagong lalaki. kami yung type ng BF’s na ate niya
What should happen for you to be Out-of-town trip? ako. Madalas seryoso usapan namin
comfy with a co-model then? K: Kadalasan, out-of-town events lang. K: Si Hazel, nagbibigay ng advice
H: Siguro yung kwentuhan muna H: Nagpaplano kami… sakin.
kayo. Kahit papaano, hindi yung shoot K: Mga out of the country, pero laging What about a…foursome?
diretso agad. di natutuloy. H: Oh my god, di ko kaya yun!
K: Oo, kaibiganin muna, para siya H: Kasi pag kapalit trabaho, syempre K: Yun yung limit, ha ha!
maging kumportable rin. mas pipiliin namin trabaho–mukha How about a double team on a lucky
Is that how it works when meeting kaming pera, ha ha! guy?
guys too? K: Mas priority lang namin work! H: Kung mala Brad Pitt, sige! Ha ha!
H: Depende, kung interesado kami sa H: Pero Hong Kong din sana… K: Okay lang! Keri yun! FH M

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We like a pair of jeans very edgy. Is your ha ha! closet?
that hugs your assets fashion style the Have you ever ripped I have a lot of black
perfectly, if you know same? someone’s clothes jeans, kasi yun yung
what I mean. It depends. I wear girly off? madalas kong suot
clothes sometimes, Yeah, I’ve done it before. when attending go-
but you’d see me more It happened in Boracay sees. Plus it’s low-
KAR SISON often in a statement with my boyfriend. Kasi maintenance!
If you could only shirt, a pair of jeans you know naman, what
choose one outfit that and boots. I like tight, happens in Boracay
you had to wear for tattered jeans. when you get drunk, so
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Jeans, siyempre!
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O
nce referred to as “Mocha So what did you learn during your So what kind of business are you
Girl Jhane,” the sexy twerking sessions? trying out right now?
gyrating punk hottie from Well, you have to have a lot of muscle All I can tell you is it isn’t entertainment,
the popular girl group is control, ha ha! it’s actually more of an office thing.
now taking her own show Could we expect a new twerking We’re really hoping to get you as a
on the road as a solo act. Setting aside video anytime soon? sexy boss lady, then. What is your
sometime from her busy schedule, we You can watch for them on my social dream job?
made sure that the time we had with media accounts! Um, Gusto ko in line sa tourism
her was well spent… Other than twerking, did the other industry kasi yun ang highlight sa
members of the Mocha Girls teach province ko sa Palawan. Sana in a few
you anything else? We hear Mocha years meron na akong sarili kong
What have you been doing since you (Uson) teaches lots of stuff in office, ha ha!
left the Mocha Girls? her blog… If you were to tour us through
I’ve been modeling and doing solo Yes, maraming itinuro si Ms. Mocha Palawan, what location would be
shows here and there. I’m also taking sa pag-perform and kung paano your main attraction?
the time to vacation with family! makihalubilo sa mga tao, and si Mae Probably the underground river. Isa
Solo gigs still let you do hot dance (Dela Cerna, former EB babe) naman, siya sa New 7 Wonders of Nature ng
numbers? ang dami ring itinuro sa akin like mga buong mundo.
Well, I dance and sing, and of course exhibition moves na p’wedeng gawin Lastly, what do you have to say to
twerk! Ha ha! sa show. fans who will probably be devastated
Where did you learn how to twerk? Do you have any plans of joining the when they find out they won’t see you
Or are you just naturally gifted with group again? onstage that much anymore?
those talents? Sa ngayon, wala. Masaya naman sa Ha ha! Wala naman akong fans! Joke!
Marunong na ako before pero tinuruan group pero gusto ko kasing mag- Well, magso-solo shows pa naman
pa rin ako ni Franz (Fainsan, also try ng ibang work and besides, ako so abangan na lang nila yun,
of the Mocha Girls) para lalong nakakadalaw naman ako sa kanila and siyempre, feeling ko naman
gumaling. kapag nami-miss ko sila. Love na love magugustuhan nila yung makikita
ko silang lahat. nila rito, ha ha! FH M

Jhane’s
life this
month
Glowing ba? Ha ha! Hmmm... fresh and fishy Hold up. This is my jam!
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Hiking 2 3 4

BrEEZY
PROTECT NUTRITION B O DY
YOURSELF The amount of food CONDITIONING
A first aid kit will you should bring It’s always
go a long way in depends on how important to
dealing with those many meals you’re condition your body
Feel that cold mountain air minor cuts and going to eat during before going up a
bruises that you the hike. Trail foods mountain. Knowing
might get while are important so and accepting your
braving the forces you can keep physical limits is
of nature. Ready supplying your very important if
The brrr months are at their end, some band-aids, body with constant you don’t want to
but we’re still feeling a bit bitin cleaning alcohol, energy to burn be a liability to your
here in the Metro. With all the sunscreen, because hiking, hiking team, and
noise and air pollution, we just povidone-iodine as you may have look like a loser
can’t seem to relax. Have you guys ever (or topical cleaning guessed, is a very to the hiker chick
felt like you wanted to escape it all? So medicines), wraps, strenuous activity. A you’re with. Cardio
why don’t you? The clouds are astonishing antihistamine, and dose of potassium and leg training is
this time of year, but with the amazing view cottons so you can and sodium can very important in
comes the chance of some drizzle. If you’re be everybody’s help keep cramps building endurance,
planning to trek anytime soon, better equip favorite hiker when at bay, according to say our Trail
yourselves with gear and tips that’ll stand trouble emerges. our guides. Adventour guides
firm against the forces of nature. You have Your water Joel Grande and
to look fresh in those Instagram hiking intake should be Aubrey Faith
pictures, don’t you? controlled and Mella. Climbing
limited to sips up a mountain
in order to keep when you’re not at
yourself hydrated your 100% adds
but not bloated unnecessary risk to
as you climb. Our your hike.
guides say too But when we say,
1 much water intake 100%, that doesn’t
can make you only mean physical
H Y D RAT E O N nauseous. but 7also mental.
T H E WAY U P Mental awareness
2-3 liters a day will is crucial if you
keep most people want to be safe
hydrated (more in the mountains,
liters if you’re a where literally, one
masochist and want misstep could spell
to hike during peak grave injury or even
daylight hours). death. Get a good
Your Choices of night’s sleep before
Liquid include: your trip to ensure
Good ol’ H20, and an alert and ever-
energy drinks. ready mind.
A bit of liquor is
probably good
(but not advised) PHOTOGRAPHY:
considering the PAUL MONDOK
weather. Don’t get WORDS:
drunk on your way CHISE ALCANTARA
up, it’ll just get SPECIAL THANKS TO:
tougher TRAIL ADVENTOURS
Quick-dry clothes BEGINNER-FRIENDLY
Quick dry clothes are a
MOUNTAINS AND
5
must if you want to avoid
rashes and irritations on WHERE TO FIND THEM
your skin, say the Trail A mountain is still a mountain but
Adventour guides we had the Trail Adventour guides
G E AR U P Joel and Aubrey recommend some
“beginner-friendly” mountains for
Knowing what trail people who don’t want to collapse
you’re going to from exhaustion on their first hike.
trek and in what
weather will come Rashguards,
umbrellas, and
in handy when scarves
preparing for the These are also really
gear you’ll need. good options when it
comes to keeping dry, and
staying safe from violent
UV lights, say the Trail
Hiking Shoes Adventour guides.
A must buy for every
hiker. If you only have
enough funds for just one
piece of hiking equipment
then you should prioritize
this. You should look for
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Shift Ventilator Gore-tex Loro, Mt. Makulot, Mt. Manabu, Mt.
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Bags
Backpacks still get the
popular vote if you want
to carry your stuff around R izal Mo u n t ain s
safely. Get the waterproof Same as the mountains in Batangas,
kind to protect from the mountains and this region are
dampness of fog and relatively “easy” climbs, with fun twin
actual rain. hikes (hiking two mountains during
one hike) such as Mts. Pamitinan and
Binacayan because we can’t seem to
get enough mountain.

TH I NGS A selfie Big ass Speakers Trash


stick containers for We know that Miley Well, you can bring it up
YO U Not only is it vanity products Cyrus’ “It’s the Climb” as long as you bring it
R E A L LY really douch-ey Space in your pack is would be the perfect jam down with you as well.
to have one in as you meet the sky at LNTB (leave no trace
D O N ’ T H AV E general–you
very valuable but if you
just have to look good the glorious peak of a behind) is a rule all
TO B R I N G could actually for your mountain peak mountain—but please, hikers should follow if
hurt someone keep your tunes to we want to preserve our
DURING if you trip and
selfies, then we suggest
yourself. Other people beautiful mountains for
you put them into tinier
YO U R H I K E poke someone’s containers to maximize need their introverted generations to come.
eye out. your space. senti alone-time
moments too.

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PHOTOGRAPHY:
MARK JESALVA
WORDS:
KHYNE PALUMAR

HO T
ME L
T A

The low- 2

profile
Windstorm
1 Safety
Akari Whistle
Made of high-impact

disaster
rechargeable thermoplastic and
solar L E D engineered with
lantern a dual chamber
Powered via an design to blast out a

prep kit
electric plug or loud, blaring sound
through revolving you’d hardly call a
plates of double “whistle.” Larger and
two-by-two-inch louder than regular
solar panels. pito, it works not
Harnesses just in drenched
1,800mAh for environments, but
Ditch the inflatable raft and lighting up or underwater too.
juicing any external P650, Conquer
sledgehammer, these personal gadget that can Outdoor
leech power from Equipment
effects will bail you out of a sticky its USB power
situation when you least expect it… output.
P1,595, Handyman

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6

7
3

3 4
Coronada
Transistor
Kikkerland 5
mini wooden
Radio hammer tool Easy Out There
When kuryente An unassuming
and WiFi goes
Pocket multi-
pocket-sized
kaput, battery- stainless steel tool knife
operated radios multi-tool that You can buy the
will be important houses any or all priciest Swiss Army
again—but will you your keys—but knife and wait out
the few times you’ll
remember how to
use them? This old-
also, in the event of
necessity, unfolds ever really use it, or 6 7
style transistor radio into: pliers, bottle you can use a basic
complete with rotary opener, screwdriver, three-by-two-inch Might D L ight Easy Out
tuning control and a and conveniently, a stainless steel folding L E D There first
carrying handle that palm-sized hammer pangharabas like
this. Includes: a worklight aid kit
doubles as antenna for unexpected Camouflages as a Deceptively tiny, but
and stand should be pummeling. double row criss-
cross saw to gnaw kid toy, then unfolds packs 32 pieces
an easy pickup. P795, Rustan’s as a chest-sized of potentially life-
P895, True Value off ropes and twigs;
a smoother side desk lamp that saving first aid, from
knife for slicing twists 270º on its rehydration salts
fruit; an abre lata for hinges, hooks into and diarrhea meds
corned beef; bottle tricky places via to povidone iodine
opener for booze; built-in bungee pads, blood lancet,
5 adjustable wrench, straps, and sticks and surgical blades.
ruler, and key ring. securely to metals Plus an idiot-proof
P100, Conquer via its neodymium list of each meds'
Outdoor magnets. Lights up two-to-three-year
Equipment to 210 lumens for expiry dates. Glows
five hours at a time. in the dark too.
P1,995, True Value P490, Conquer
Outdoor
Equipment

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HOW I DID IT
From living on P20
a day to YouTube
and TV personality In our first episode, on the
Philippine Snatcher, I looked very
different. That wasn't even my vest, so
hindi siya kasya kaya iniwan na lang
naming bukas. I didn't have a belt, tali
lang yun, pero hindi naman nahalata
I never got to finish college. When kasi naharangan ng tiyan ko. And we
I entered UP, I took up industrial shot the entire thing over a lunch break.
engineering, then shifted to art studies As a kid, I loved doing
for a while, then I was non-major for a
long time until I decided to just leave accents. Being an introvert, Luck played a big factor—being in
the right place at the right time. So
school altogether. I didn’t have many friends. what if I can do a Filipino-Australian
accent? A lot of people can do that.
I was a call center agent for five Mostly I stayed at home and But why am I here instead of them?
years, and that's when I actually got
to go to Australia for training. But that
entertained myself by telling
We just come up with good one-
has nothing to do with the accent I myself stories of what I saw liners, we don't really think of the
play now.
on the street. I also watched bigger picture. We don't even know what
will happen next. That's how we work.
There was a two-year period a lot of cartoons. That, plus a
when I was unemployed, and I just With Comrade Boris, we were
lived on P20 a day. I lived in Krus na lot of idle time, and the ability hoping that "adult" brands will come
Ligas, [inside the UP Diliman campus] to copy accents, made for an on board—you know, condoms, male
maraming bakery dun na makakabili ka supplements...but those brands just
ng tinapay na piso lang—Spanish bread, entertaining time when I was stayed clear of us, so what Boris got was
monggo bread, ensaymada, the works. a kid. like, anti-allergy medicine.

I also hung around carinderias I come up with characters all the


that were about to close for the time, but sometimes you just have to
day, kasi alam kong ibibigay lang din admit that no matter how good they are,

P H OTO G R AP H Y: H E I D I PAS C UAL-AQ U E N D E ; I N TE R V I E W: TO N I ANTI PO R DA


nila sa akin yung mga tira na ayaw some of them just won’t fly. Oh, I really
nilang itapon. So that's how I got by for don't want to talk about those other
those two years. characters, it's un-publishable! Well, it
got...dark, let's just leave it at that.
Then I worked as a production
assistant for The Front Act Show Nothing too political or religious.
at RPN. I got to work there because I’d rather not go there.
one of my bandmates at Penguin was
a production manager, and I got paid It used to be that no character was
P250 a day. Sometimes I was only off-limits, but now that I’m a dad, I really
needed for one shoot a week. think about the kind of characters I want
to put out. I’m now looking at educational
It had a radio show as well, and I programming for children. Why? It's for my
called up the show pretending to be daughter, so that she can have something
a listener from Australia who can also to watch on YouTube.
speak Bisaya.
I can't really explain how my videos
That's how Jako [de Leon of went viral, because you can't always
PaperbugTV] discovered me—he guarantee what will go viral. I'd say it's part
was already thinking of a Steve Irwin luck, but we always made sure that we had
character who, instead of hunting good content in the first place.
crocodiles, was hunting people. None
of his talents could do it. Oh, I'm not rich—if everything works
out, I might be, but there's still no
guarantee. I'd say my money right now
is moving. I'm part owner of Hoy Panga!
[grill restaurant chain]. Because of those
low years of my life, I'm now very careful
with money—I never want to go back.

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I like where I am
right now. I don't
want to be more
famous, but I also
want the work to
keep on coming.

CV
MARCO HO, 30
Currently:
• YouTube star and TV
personality, Bogart the
Explorer
• Co-owner, PaperBugTV
Formerly:
• Production assistant,
The Front Act Show,
RPN Channel 9
• call center agent,
various
Educated at:
• Industrial Engineering,
UP Diliman
(undergrad)

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PRICE

The
P 2.29 0 M

Original 3

Hot Hatch When Volkswagen coined


the phrase “engineered for
play”, they were referring
to the Golf GTI—in 2015, by
far the sexiest it’s ever been

WORDS: ALLAN HERNANDEZ 1


2

5 6

1 THE LOOKS 2 ENGINE


Its design lines are A GTI 2.0 TSI DSG. In
well-balanced in true Sport mode, you can
German form. It's not floor it and the car will 7
a girly kind of a hatch, have you reach the
as the Pinoy driver edge of the redline 4
often perceives this before it shifts to next
kind of car—it's the gear for more
hot racy hatch that it (illegal) thrills at the
should be. SCTEX-TPLEX stretch.

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4
1
Cross
towns
on two
wheels
What’s style, speed, and
power on wheels if you
can’t breeze through the
unbearable Metro traffic?
Take your pick from the
Suzuki Triple Threat
motorbikes and let it take
you from point A to point
B on time

4 SPORT PEDALS
We really like the
shiny race-like
pedals—shows that a
car like this thrives on
detail. In other cars,
pedals are a matter to
be ignored; in the Golf
you'll be tempted to
rub polish on them.

5 COCKPIT 1 Suzuki Gixxer 2 Suzuki X-4 3 Suzuki


The driver's view Experience cruising Powered by a Address
3 WHEELS is all-out Teutonic: on a big bike 150cc engine If you decide to go
18" wheels come minimal, elegant, with the Gixxer, and designed to on two wheels on
as standard and the pure symmetry. In which promises withstand any kind a daily basis, better
brakes, front and rear, contrast, a Japanese power with its of road conditions, have a stylish and
are 16" discs, with the car would have 155cc engine, and the AX-4 is perfect fuel-efficient bike to
added detail of red you feel like you're captivating style for off-road trips boot. The Address
brake calipers. commandeering a with its sleek body even with heavy is built with Suzuki
robot. design. The Gixxer load. The five-speed Eco Performance,
is engineered with transmission with a cutting-edge
6 MODE BUTTON a light diamond- engine balancer culmination of
The driving mode shaped chassis reduces vibration Suzuki engine
button is beside the for excellent for when the road technologies
shift stick. Forget the maneuverability and gets rough while coupled with
4 HATCH BACK economy mode, you comfortable riding cruising at a high the Suzuki Fuel
It's the Europeans who won't feel the savings posture. The Gixxer speed. The AX-4 can Injection System
WO R D S: P O N G CASTI LLO

are suckers for hot (this is a sporty car, is built with full also be weld with for maximuum
hatches, so the Golf after all). Waste gas digital meter panel a sidecar, making power and optimum
GTI is a hot item there. and press sport. and an ignition key it the perfect fuel performance.
In form and function, inspired by the business partner Also, the 5.2L fuel
and we should say 7 SEATS Suzuki GSX-R. The that performs with capacity gives you
history going back to At first glance it looks Gixxer comes in comfort, power, and longer uninterruted
the mid '70s, the Golf like a picnic cloth, but three colors—blue, durability. ride perfect for your
really is the standard it's actually an iconic red, and black. Pri c e : P hP 6 8 , 9 0 0 active lifestyle.
for all hot hatches. detail for the Golf. Pri c e : P hP 8 9 , 9 0 0 Pri c e : P h P 6 6 ,9 0 0

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Tech ‘updates’
that make us
nervous
It’s time to grab ILLUSTRATION:
JEREMIAH IDANAN
your pump-action WORDS:
shotguns because VINCE SALES
the robots are
coming, and
they’re out to get
you. Peksman !

The scenario
goes a little 1 Thankfully, murderous rampaging Google Street View helps you navigate
something robots are years away. In today’s world, around town, but it can also watch
like this: Man invents LIVE-FROM- a more real danger is robots spying on
everything you do. Exhibit A: Google
you making tambay at the corner, or
drinking outside your house. It’s just
guns. Man invents robots.
Man gives robots guns.
THE-STREET Street Voyeur.
Not only are the robots listening
another sign that thanks to technology,
privacy is fast disappearing. The robots
Robots kill man. Didn’t SPYING in on you, they’re also watching you. are watching, so go put on a shirt.
see that one coming,
did you? But let’s dial
it back a little. Artificial
intelligence is alive
2
and well not just in the
battlefield, in Japan, ROBOTS
and in consumer tech
factories—A.I. is right up
STEAL
in your face and right YOUR JOB
smack in the palm of
your hands. Allow us to
illustrate…
4 Boston Dynamics, which works with the US

KILLER ROBOTS Department of Defense, has built a six-foot


tall, 320-pound humanoid robot named Atlas.
Military drones are a regular thing in war The idea is to reduce the risk to military
zones now, but they have human pilots flying personnel in war zones, but it’s not difficult to
them from miles away while making “pew see how this idea can go terribly wrong.
pew” sounds from the safety of their military All these killer robots doing stuff on their
bunkers—that’s all set to change soon. own is enough to freak out some seriously
Military weapon systems are being developed smart humans, like Stephen Hawking, Elon
to take the slow, stupid meat bag out of Musk, Steve Wozniak and others.
the loop. In the future, drones will They released a letter at
be able to select and attack the International Joint
(human) targets without Conference on Artificial
humans telling them Intelligence in Buenos
to shoot. Yes without Aires warning that
humans. autonomous robots
If you thought could set off “a global
unmanned aerial A.I. arms race” and
drones were your potentially be more
only problem, think dangerous than
again, upright monkey. nuclear weapons.
A company called

KILLER CARS
Meanwhile, driverless cars are being developed
by everyone from Google to Volkswagen—and
surprise,. They might kill you. The reason is
probably not what you think.
3 For one, driverless cars aren’t about to
go on a road rage, and just like airplanes on
THE PHONES autopilot, bots are probably better drivers than
humans. The problem is security. Hackers have
5
HAVE EARS been able to shut down a Chrysler Jeep while
it drove down a highway. They’ve also been
Never mind that your phone is
snooping on everything you do. It
can also literally listen in on you. CIA
able to confound the LiDAR system (which
uses lasers like sonar uses sound) used in iSNOOP
many driverless cars. The hack can mimic the Siri, that deaf-as-a-doorknob voice search
whistleblower, Edward Snowden, signal of pedestriuans, or other cars. Or a wall. assistant in your mobile phone, has a little
ratted out the American government chunk of speech recognition A.I. in her,
and their nefarious practices and she’s up to no good. That’s because
online. Among his more disturbing your phone is keeping track of everything
revelations was that they could you do online: the queries you feed Siri,
activate the speaker of your mobile the sites you read, the stuff you buy, the
phone without you knowing and posts you like, and the porn you watch.
without your consent. In case you’re Facebook, Google, Apple, Amazon all
wondering, yes, that’s what Batman do it to deliver more targeted ads and
did in The Dark Knight when he was recommendations, and sell you more stuff.
looking for the Joker, but without Facebook is free, those Android games
the fancy sonar stuff –and the good are free, iOS is free because, well, let’s
intentions. face it: you’re the one on sale.

Before the robots rise up and kill us, ‘BOTS TAKING OVER
they will take over the workplace. In
fact, they’re already doing it. Boston Robot Factory Workers Robot Everything Else Weird Robots from Japan
They've been at it for a In some US hospitals, robots In the Henn na (“Weird
Consulting Group estimates that by
while: China's opened its aid doctors in diagnosing Hotel”) in Nagasaki, robots
2025, up to 25% of jobs will be replaced
first fully automated robot illnesses and performing run everything. There is
by smart software or robots. Robots factory, while Foxconn, the surgery. There are robot even a robot receptionist in
already beat us at chess (IBM’s Deep electronics giant that makes ticket booths, robot waiters, the shape of a mechanical
Blue beat Grandmaster Garry Kasparov Apple’s iPhones, plans to and oh yeah, robot drivers velociraptor. Because. erm…
in 1997), and Jeopardy (thanks to IBM’s have 30% robot workforce in who will finally put an end to because it's Japan. The better
Watson), so why stop there? the next five years. the Uber or Taxi debate. to eat you with, my dear.
UPGRADE

of seconds; all you need


is the perfect storm of
crappy mobile Internet
service (which happens
more often than not), a

Rules of
photo that won’t load,
and impatient fingers and
before you know it, you’ve

Social Media
ended up accidentally
double-tapping and liking
a photo from 12 weeks
back. Huli ka balbon!

Stalking 6

Snooping P lay d u m b
If you spend real face
time with the object of
your online attention,
Accidentally ‘liked’ don’t act like you know
another cute-girl-from- everything about her.
Let her tell you how her
the-office’s post on weekend went
Instagram again? Here’s before going into
putting your social DON'T GET an “Uy, nakita ko
nag-Valkyrie ka ng
media snooping skills in CAUGHT! Friday tapos ano,
order… For Insta-browsing, masarap ba dun
you can download apps sa bagong resto
like Flow or Phonegram na pinuntahan niyo
which let you create lists of nung Saturday?
accounts you want to keep Did your mom
tabs on, then presents the like the cake you

1
3 feed in a way that makes bought her, belated
liking a photo always pala kay Tita!”
Keep in Addendum/rule 6.5:
a deliberate act on
sn o o p You shouldn’t friend
m o d e, n o t your part.
any of her family
c reep m o d e members online.
Everyone
Thumb in your private time snoops. Go
ahead and browse right away by the 7
It goes without saying that browsing
through bikini photos of background of her selfie D o n ’ t le a ve a
through someone's page should be done her in Boracay. Hey, it’s what restaurant she’s sc reen s h o t t ra i l
in relative privacy, like during your set to public view, right? at. Resist the urge to Sometimes, you need
Browse through each throw on a pair of pogi a friend to share what
morning throne squat or before you go of her social network pants and orchestrate an you’ve learned. When
to bed. Do not do it when you're waiting pages—but don’t go as accidental-but-not-really sending screenshots,
far as creating a bogus meet. Use that newly crop it so that your
your turn at the MRT, waiting in line, browsing account, or acquired knowledge notification bar, where
or worse, at work, when your boss attempt to hack or get instead to properly ask you’ve changed your
past anything that she’s her out to the same, or carrier name to “King
might walk in on you. Tempting as it is, set to private. That’s just similar restaurants. Randy’s phone” can't be
mag-Aldub retrospective ka na lang. It creepy. seen. Keep screenshots
goes without saying that any sleuthing 5 as unidentifiable as
4 possible, and make sure
activities shouldn't be done on your L o o k fo r an to regularly purge your
O n lin e st alk in g , alt ern at ive photo library of your
work computer unless you're inclined n o t real- t im e b rows in g ap p fo r screenshots.
to provide the IT department with some st alk in g in s t ag ram
You see her latest Yes, it’s fun to check
entertainment. Instagram post and people out on Instagram, 8
because you’re such but fun can turn to Sh o p - sno o p
a foodie, you can tell “Fuck!” panic in a matter Sure, it’s tempting
WO R D S: TANYA TI N G

to check up on an
ex—especially if it’s
2
#throwbackthursday or
A B C — always b e auto-complete. It will #hugoteveryday, but don’t
c l e a r ing save you from analog obsess and park your
Clear your search history: awkwardness in the social media stalking in
In your mobile browser, unlikely but possible one woman’s feed. There
on the app, and on event someone else are plenty of fish on
your phone’s keyboard uses your phone. social media.

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INSPIRING

ENGAGING

IGNITING

W W W. S U M M I T M E D I A .CO M . P H
TRUE STORIES
When things don’t work out
90-10 RULE
I wanted to try out a thing I saw
on Hitch; something that that Will
Smith, taught Kevin James–the
90-10 rule–whenever you want
to kiss a girl, you should never go
the full 100%, but stop before
90% and let her meet you with
the rest. We were at her front
Book review porch, a scene cut straight out
of a movie, we were saying
One time, my goodnight to one another, and
crush went on I had noticed that she wasn’t
a booksale date heading inside. I felt like this was
my opening, so I leaned in, and
with me. She sees
that’s when I loss balance and
her favorite book accidentally kissed her on the
on the shelf. I was nose. I apologized, but she just
suddenly quiet gave me a peck on the cheek.
She blushed as she said good
so she asks me night and scurried inside; that’s
“Hindi mo pa siya when I knew, I had fallen in love.
nababasa?” Jaden-Sama, via Facebook
Wanting to
impress, I reply
“Ay, ayan ba?
TRUE STORY

I L L U S T R AT I O N : G I L B E R T D A R O Y ; P R I N C E S S ’ P H O T O : E J AY L E U N G O F M I D N I G H T B O N K E R S
Oo, siyempre,
ganda niyan eh!”
She then asks
me what was
the thing I liked
most about the
book. I told her
that I had to go
to the CR. I had
Internet access on
my phone, so I Sparksnoted the shit out of the Wrong Timing
book. In a few minutes, I came back with enough My office crush and I were going
info and told her everything, but she just stared to have merienda, and I was
really excited to have some alone
at me. “Iba yata yung nabasa mong libro,” she time with her since I felt like we
told me. We found out that there was another weren’t at the asking-her-out-
book that had the same title. I confessed, and on-the-weekends level yet. She
she thought it was cute that I went through the asked me if I could wait a while Princess Legaspi
since she was just finishing
trouble just to impress her. That was probably I remember a whole week that I
an article she was writing. She
wasn’t really following my diet as
the only time my lying ever worked out for me. took longer than expected and strictly as I should have. My dad
my boss suddenly called for a
KafkaOnTheRocks, via Facebook meeting, so I messaged her if she
and I were driving to a friend’s
house, and suddenly, my stomach
could wait for me. My teammates felt funny. I asked my dad to stop
had merienda/meeting at our at gasoline station so I could have
pantry, and all I could think about some “me time.” When I got to
Thrill seeker pissing my pants in fear. Fast- was, “What if she didn’t receive
I finally managed to ask out my forward—we were at the top of the restroom area, the girls before
my message?” Then it happened, me decided to take a selfie sesh
crush out on a date at a theme the semi freefall dive part of the she walked into the pantry and
rollercoaster, sitting side by side. inside the cubicle. Seriously,
park one weekend—but she saw me with my teammates. She
I was about to pass out when I what’s hot about having a toilet in
misconstrued it as a group thing stared at me with a confused
suddenly felt the softest hand I’ve the background? Anyway, moving
so she brought along some of face as she sat at another table. on, I really had to do my thing and
our common friends and that ever felt holding my hand. At the She ended up eating alone. I I have no choice but to ask all the
kinda sucked for me. But I was end of the ride, there were photos explained to her what happened guys lined up at the guy’s toilet to
determined to have some alone of the people screaming as they as soon as our meeting finished let me go first. These gentlemen
time with one way or another. So were on the ride, and then the and she just laughed it off. I let me do so and I was able
while everyone was chickening picture of my face: a combination treated her to lunch the next day alone to do my thing for about 30
out on jumping on a rollercoaster of smiling contentment and to say sorry, so I guess it wasn’t a minutes. You guys should’ve seen
ride, and my crush really mental anguish. Oh, well, at least I total loss. my smile when I got exited the
wanted to ride one, I decided to didn’t pee myself. Echos Morales, via Facebook toilet, ha ha!
accompany her even though I was Be Jolly, via Facebook

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natalia MOON

El Kapitan
1 part Tanduay 5 Years
3 parts dark cola

 Stir. Put ice cubes.


 Garnish with lemon and
lime wedge.
minmin CAPONES

J A N U A R Y

S 3 10 17 24 31

M 4 11 18 25

T 5 12 19 26

W 6 13 20 27

T 7 14 21 28

F 1 8 15 22 29

S 2 9 16 23 30

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joycee CASTRO

Galera Sunrise

6 parts Tanduay Light


6 parts orange juice  Shake. Fill with ice cubes.
5 parts pineapple juice  Pour grenadine gently.
3 parts lime juice  Garnish with pineapple
2 parts grenadine slices and mint.

F E B R U A R Y

S 7 14 21 28

M 1 8 15 22 29

T 2 9 16 23

W 3 10 17 24

T 4 11 18 25

F 5 12 19 26 miranda ALDANA

S 6 13 20 27

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mayumi YOKOYAMA

B oracay Coco darline JOY


Overload
2 measures Boracay Rum-
Cappuccino
3 parts chocolate drink
1 tsp. condensed milk

 Add crushed ice.

M A R C H

S 6 13 20 27

M 7 14 21 28

T 1 8 15 22 29

W 2 9 16 23 30

T 3 10 17 24 31

F 4 11 18 25

S 5 12 19 26

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marilena SHIRAKAWA

caren JILL

Strawberry
Daiquiri

A P R I L

S 3 10 17 24

M 4 11 18 25

T 5 12 19 26

W 6 13 20 27

T 7 14 21 28

F 1 8 15 22 29

S 2 9 16 23 30

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karen AMRY

Dark Mojito

2 measures Tanduay ESQ


1 measure Jamaica Lime Juice
3 measures of clear cola
1 tsp. sugar

 Add crushed mint leaves.


 Add ice cubes.

M A Y

S 1 8 15 22 29
asia GOMEZ

M 2 9 16 23 30

T 3 10 17 24 31

W 4 11 18 25

T 5 12 19 26

F 6 13 20 27

S 7 14 21 28

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jelai ANDRES

Palm B each

1 measure Tanduay 65
1 measure London Gin
1 measure pineapple juice

 Add crushed pineapple.


 Add ice cubes.

karen PUNZALAN
J U N E

S 5 12 19 26

M 6 13 20 27

T 7 14 21 28

W 1 8 15 22 29

T 2 9 16 23 30

F 3 10 17 24

S 4 11 18 25

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allyza SY

Rum Sour

4 parts Tanduay White


2 parts lemon juice
2 parts curacao

 Shake.
 Garnish with cherry.

J U L Y

S 3 10 17 24

M 4 11 18 25

T 5 12 19 26

W 6 13 20 27
luane DE LIMA

T 7 14 21 28

F 1 8 15 22 29

S 2 9 16 23 30

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karen PUNZALAN

Red Vixen

2 measures Tanduay 1854  Fill with lemonade.


1 measure cranberry juice  Add ice cubes.
2 measures raspberry juice  Add apple slices for
1 measure apple juice garnish.

A U G U S T

S 7 14 21 28

M 1 8 15 22 29

T 2 9 16 23 30

W 3 10 17 24 31

T 4 11 18 25 mayumi YOKOYAMA

F 5 12 19 26

S 6 13 20 27

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nathalie HAYASHI

karen AMRY

All Time Punch

2 measures Tanduay Superior Rum


3 measures dark cola
2 measures clear cola

 Garnish with apple and orange


slices.
 Add ice cubes.

S E P T E M B E R

S 4 11 18 25

M 5 12 19 26

T 6 13 20 27

W 7 14 21 28

T 1 8 15 22 29

F 2 9 16 23 30

S 3 10 17 24

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nika MADRID

natalia MOON

Amigos Pinacolada

2 measures Embassy  Add cocktail cherries.


5 measures coconut cream  Garnish with pineapple
2 measures single cream wedges.
2 measures simple syrup  Add crushed ice.
 Blend.

O C T O B E R

S 2 9 16 23 30

M 3 10 17 24 31

T 4 11 18 25

W 5 12 19 26

T 6 13 20 27

F 7 14 21 28

S 1 8 15 22 29

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luane DE LIMA

B oracay Cafe
Latte
2 parts Tanduay Select  Blend. Add ice.
1 part condensed milk  Top off with whipped
1/2 gram coffee cream.
3 parts water

N O V E M B E R tootsie MADRIGAL

S 6 13 20 27

M 7 14 21 28

T 1 8 15 22 29

W 2 9 16 23 30

T 3 10 17 24

F 4 11 18 25

S 5 12 19 26

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asia GOMEZ

Mindoro Sling

2 parts Tanduay 5 Years  Fill with clear soda.


1/2 part lemon juice  Put ice cubes.
1/2 part orange juice  Garnish with lemon and
2 parts mango juice orange slices.

D E C E M B E R

S 4 11 18 25
yuri CHOI

M 5 12 19 26

T 6 13 20 27

W 7 14 21 28

T 1 8 15 22 29

F 2 9 16 23 30

S 3 10 17 24 31

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