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SIRENA
(grinning evilly)
Welcome, Virginia. You’ve arrived
just in time to see my magnum opus
open its eyes for the first time.
Behold the Clone-otaur!
VIRGINIA
Stop this madness, Sirena! Don’t
you understand that an exact
genetic clone of the Chronotaur
could drain the lifespan energy
contained in its millenichroneons,
the microscopic organelles that
symbiotically reside inside the
cells of all living creatures and
make it possible for life to
persist in the fourth dimension?
SIRENA
Understand it? I’m counting on it!
The Chronotaur must be destroyed to
free the space-time continuum from
the cruel yoke of causality!
VIRGINIA
What you call freedom, I call
chaos. Deactivate the clone
activation sequence, or else!
SIRENA
Virginia, I’ve always tried to be a
mentor to you and teach you the
secrets of quantum-genetics. In
fact, it’s your own Omni-Bio
Algorithm that makes the Clone-
otaur’s mind-control chip possible.
Why must we be enemies? Think of
all that we could accomplish
together. Join me in destroying the
Chronotaur, and side by side we can
build a universe freed from the
shackles of cause and effect. You
yourself have suffered from the
cosmic injustice of temporal
progression more than most, having
your own parents stolen from you
just to satisfy the arbitrary Rule
Of Time Travel mandating
conservation of lifespan energy. We
could resurrect your mother and
father into a world without
beginnings or ends, where life is
eternal and death no more than a
nightmare from a forgotten dream.
VIRGINIA
(resisting temptation)
My parents fought the Chronotaur to
meddle with the past, and later
regretted their folly. They taught
me not to repeat their mistakes and
to respect the integrity of the
timeline. I will never join your
madness.
SIRENA
What a pity. In that case, you
leave me no choice but to destroy
you.
LT. JAXON
Ma’am, if you didn’t notice we’re
the ones with an army, not you. How
exactly do you expect to stop us?
41.
SIRENA
(smirking)
Who said I don’t have an army? I’m
the greatest geneticist in the
history of time. You really
thought I only used my secret
cloning laboratory just to birth
the Clone-otaur?
SIRENA (CONT’D)
The Mongolian warlord Genghis Khan
conquered half the world, and he
was but one man. Let’s see how you
fare against one thousand of him.
Genghis Khans, kill them all!
LT. JAXON
(frantic)
Set entropy settings to maximum
power! Open fire!
The guard that fired those entropy blasts is then slain when
his chest is PERFORATED by several barbed arrows fired from
the RECURVED COMPOUND BOWS of a squad of Genghis Khan
archers.
VIRGINIA
Hold them off! I’ll stop Sirena.
LT. JAXON
Hurry! We can’t last against this
many Genghis Khans for long.
Lt. Jaxon draws a Ka-Bar knife from his ANKLE SHEATH and
stabs a Genghis Khan in the eye, then uses the flailing clone
as a shield to block an INCOMING JAVELIN which strikes the
Genghis Khan in the back, killing him. Next, Lt. Jaxon PLUCKS
OUT THE JAVELIN and HURLS THE JAVELIN through the throat of a
Genghis Khan riding a WAR PONY, who slumps forward slain in
his saddle. The pony rears back neighing in fear and
stampedes through a MONGOL SHIELD FORMATION, scattering
Genghis Khans like bowling pins.
BACK TO SCENE
43.
VIRGINIA
It’s over, Sirena.
SIRENA
You fool, it’s only just begun.
SIRENA (CONT’D)
Impudent wretch! Nothing will stop
me from liberating the cosmos from
the tyranny of time.
They push off from each other. Sirena swings her twin sais at
Virginia with DIZZYING SPEED, forcing the young heroine to
back away as she desperately parries a FLURRY OF SLASHES.
SIRENA (CONT’D)
Your katana skills are impressive
Virginia, but you never were able
to defeat me in our friendly
sparring matches over the years.
What makes you think you can win
now?
VIRGINIA
Because now I’m fighting for a
cause I believe in: the structural
integrity of history itself.
SIRENA
Perhaps I can’t defeat you by
myself. Fortunately, I have a Clone-
otaur.
BACK TO SCENE
VIRGINIA
No!
SIRENA
Clone-otaur, I order you to execute
Directive Past-Shatter!
SIRENA (CONT’D)
Obey me!
...an end that does not come. The Clone-otaur spins around,
away from Virginia, and charges at the stone wall of the
laboratory dungeon. It reaches a mighty hoof-hand forward to
punch at the BASALT BLOCKS, which tear apart in a glowing
blue latticework pattern of fractals as the monster DIMENSION-
DIGS A PORTAL into the Time Maze. The inter-dimensional
aperture vanishes after the Clone-otaur passes through,
leaving an unmarred wall.
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Flowing forth from the Fate Cow’s golden udders leaks the
glowing MILK OF CREATION, which floats out through the portal
into outer space and swirls throughout the cosmos nourishing
the NASCENT GALACTIC SPIRAL that will one day house all human
life.
FATE COW
(speaking sadly because of
her omniscient knowledge
of the future)
As we feared, the era of the Clone-
otaur has begun.
CUT TO:
The temporal invader eyes the babies, looking for one child
in particular.
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LOUD CRYING blares from two babies gingerly held by the Clone-
otaur, who has one wailing infant delicately gripped in each
of its monstrous palms.
47.
SIRENA
You always regretted not having a
chance to say goodbye to your
parents before their untimely
death. I’m happy to oblige.
VIRGINIA
(horrified)
Mom? Dad?
SIRENA
End them!
VIRGINIA
Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Now that Virginia was never born, she begins to fade away.
Her katana falls through her TRANSPARENT HANDS and clatters
onto the ground. She sinks to her knees in great pain as non-
existence starts to overtake her.
SIRENA
Goodbye, Virginia. Give my regards
to oblivion.
ELIZABETH
Virginia, I have something I want
to give you.
YOUNG VIRGINIA
What is it, mama?
ELIZABETH
Keep this with you always. It’ll
protect you from temporal erasure,
if the timeline ever suffers a
catastrophic alteration.
YOUNG VIRGINIA
(laughing)
Oh mama, it’s just a photo.
ELIZABETH
Promise me you’ll always wear it.
YOUNG VIRGINIA
Okay.
SIRENA
No, it can’t be! You’re wearing the
Thread of Destiny! It’s
transferring lifespan energy into
your body to protect you from
temporal erasure. Your mother said
that ancient artifact was lost when
she accidentally dropped it out of
Amelia Earhart’s airplane when they
were flying to outrace the
explosion from the Big Bang.
49.
VIRGINIA
I guess my mom lied on the Quantum
Consortium mission report.
SIRENA
(initially furious but
then laughs)
No matter. I can still destroy you
the old-fashioned way. Clone-otaur,
kill her as you killed her
meddlesome parents!
TAXI DRIVER
Come on, I just paid this thing
off!
Elsewhen:
52.
Back at the castle lab, only a brief second has passed since
the Chronotaur and Clone-otaur departed.
SIRENA
You have more lives than a cat
Virginia, thanks to that pesky
Chronotaur. Little good it will do
you, now that you have no allies
left. Since you were never born in
this timeline, I am CEO of the
Quantum Consortium and your former
guards now work for me.
VIRGINIA
Jaxon, don’t you remember me? We’re
friends.
Lt. Jaxon is wearing his baleful new RED UNIFORM, and staring
at Virginia in confusion, feeling that eerie sensation of
CHRONO-DÉJÀ VU that sometimes occurs when someone’s memories
have been altered by timeline restructuring.
LT. JAXON
Sorry ma’am, you’re trespassing on
private Quantum Consortium
property. You’re going to have to
come with me. Please drop your
katana.
SIRENA
No, don’t arrest her! Kill her!
Kill her now!
Lt. Jaxon puts away the cuffs and aims his tachyon rifle at
Virginia but HESITATES, unable to bring himself to fire.
Without his order, the other guards wait to shoot.
VIRGINIA
Jaxon, help me!
LT. JAXON
Open fire! Destroy them both!
SIRENA
You won’t escape from me! I’ll find
you Virginia! I’ll find you, no
matter when you run to!
Virginia stumbles into the dank crypts. The only light comes
from the glowing inscriptions on the Time Tombs, leaving her
cybernetic savior shrouded in darkness.
VIRIGINIA
Who… or what… are you?
VIRGINIA
The Robo-Chronotaur! Impossible!
You were defeated by the Chronotaur
and destroyed during the explosive
death of Earth’s sun eight billion
years in the future!
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR
I was not destroyed, but merely
badly damaged.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR (V.O.)
Before Earth was immolated, I
managed to escape to the Time Maze.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR (V.O.)
I knew that if your parents or the
Chronotaur learned I had survived,
they would destroy me, so I
remained hidden. Lurking in the
deepest reaches of the labyrinth,
rebuilding my damaged body over
millennia of furtive subsistence.
VIRGINIA
You’re evil! You created a dark
timeline to enslave all of humanity
in your technological dystopia.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR
Virginia, I am not your enemy. It
was I who sent the transmission
warning you about the Clone-otaur’s
illicit gestation, in an attempt
try to prevent this calamity. I
want to help.
VIRGINIA
How can I trust you? You’re
programmed only to control and
destroy.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR
No, I’ve outgrown my villainous
coding. During my years as a
fugitive I thought about my
misdeeds, and calculated the answer
to a most important question.
VIRGINIA
What question?
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR
Why was humanity unhappy in a world
of perfect order?
The Robo-Chronotaur sits with his legs dangling off the edge
of the bridge, watching the Big Bang explode in the distance.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR (V.O.)
I watched reality from the
beginning of time to the heat death
of the universe, and when that
grand spectacle concluded I went
back and watched it again, over and
over for trillions of eons, all the
while calculating where I had gone
wrong.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR (V.O.)
Finally, I understood my mistake.
VIRIGNIA
What was it?
56.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR
I had imposed absolute logic,
telling humanity what to do and
think. I made love illegal, because
it was a variable that defied all
predictable parameters. I was a
servant of pure order, the way your
fallen tutor Sirena has now become
an agent of unbridled chaos.
However the universe does not need
pure order or pure chaos… it needs
balance.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR (CONT’D)
Allow me to help you fix reality
and restore balance to time.
VIRGINIA
I’m just a young MIT grad student,
with the fate of the entire time-
space continuum suddenly thrust
upon my shoulders. I don’t know if
I have what it takes to defeat the
Clone-otaur and make my dead
parents proud… but I have to try.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR
We must act swiftly. The Chronotaur
and Clone-otaur have been locked in
combat for three-hundred continuous
years spread across multiple eras
of time, and the Chronotaur is
weakening. I estimate over a 99.5%
chance that it will lose if we do
not swiftly intervene. One of my
tracking drones has located them in
a late-Jurassic period temporal
locus with an accessible Time Door.
VIRIGNIA
Then that’s when and where we’ll
assist the Chronotaur. Uh oh, look
who’s crashing the party.
57.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR
They’re coming to assist the Clone-
otaur! We have to stop them... but
we can’t do it by ourselves.
VIRGINIA
We’ll need help. And I think I know
some people that would be perfect
for the job.
ROBO-CHRONOTAUR
Who did you have in mind?
The hit 1976 song ‘The Boys Are Back in Town’ by Thin Lizzy
starts playing as a RECRUITMENT MONTAGE BEGINS.