Vittoria
Travels in the Golden State
Kathleen Kavalas
Copyright © 2016 Kathleen Kavalas. All Rights Reserved.
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ISBN: 978-1-365-84851-3
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Preface
I also wanted to blur the lines between the text and the reader, to
make the text reflect the act of reading it. It is a method that elevates
the mood by multiplying it by itself, and achieves the second order
of experience that resonates not only on the surface of the storyline
but also in the very act of absorbing it. To that effect, I chose to write
a postmodern tale – eclectic, self-referential, intertextual, involving
hybridity, spliced together from many different points of
inspiration, drawn from pop culture and commercial life. In some
measure it is a tribute, and in another a parody.
As for the length of the piece, it is exactly as long as it should be.
At about twenty thousand words, it falls comfortably into the
formal “novella” category, and is one-third the size of a typical
book, or one-fourth the length of a solid novel. But best of all, it
provides just enough reading material to fill one long evening.
Finally, a comment is due about the title. When working on this
book – from May to August 2016 – I was using a working tittle of
Boogie Street, in reference to Leonard Cohen's song included on his
2001 album Ten New Songs. In the end, the relation was too
obscure, especially that few people are familiar with that song,
much less with what Cohen tried to express through it. As he
explained:
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Cohen's words apply not only to the main character of the story
but also – it is hoped – to the reader. I wrote the book to make it
function as “a sip of wine, a cigarette” – to borrow a line from the
song – that breaks the heat spell on the reader's Boogie Street.
Therefore, it should be read in one sitting. And while the working
title is still befitting with regard to the final draft, I decided on a
short title referencing one of the main characters of the story – it is
less obscure and better suited for a title page. Still, the gratitude for
the inspiration is hereby being acknowledged.
If you come to like this book, please leave a positive review and
spread the word among your friends and loved ones. Thank you.
Kathleen Kavalas
September 17, 2016
Living Room Coffeehouse Point Loma
San Diego, CA
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DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters,
businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of
the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any
resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is
purely coincidental.
Vittoria
“There is more wisdom in your body
than in your deepest philosophy.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche,
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Illustration 1: Reference Map
Trip to San Diego
Flight
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Beth was born and raised in Halifax. Her father was a college
professor teaching various humanities and ethics courses, while her
mom was a yoga instructor and a novelist. She received a typical
pseudo-Catholic upbringing, though by now she was clearly
secular in outlook and practice alike. She moved out of Nova Scotia
right after high school, first to Toronto to pursue a double-major
undergraduate degree in English and chemistry at the University of
Toronto, and then to Montreal, where she enrolled in the doctoral
program in biochemistry at McGill.
Having finished the first year of graduate school, at the age of
twenty-four, she was embarking on her first trip to California – in
part to reward herself for the effort of advanced studies at the
prestigious university, in part to move on with her life following a
brutal breakup, three months earlier, with her girlfriend Carolyn
(she was hot-ass!), and in part to taste something new in life. So
there she was – yet another young woman on a summer journey, on
a budget, on a plane for the famed West coast – part an escape, part
a quest, and part a venture into the unknown.
Beth was a Sagittarius, a natural born explorer and thinker. She
was astute, witty, studious, and eloquent – skills she acquired
naturally in the academic setting of her family. She also had a kinky
side, though to find it one had to negotiate the way past her nerdy-
looking glasses and a handful of freckles that stood dispassionate
sentinel on the otherwise warm face. Her shoulder-length straight
flaxen hair betrayed her Scandinavian descent. She resembled
young Martina Navratilova – she was perhaps a tad flatter, but
overall looked alike and possessed the same penchant for winning.
When she wanted something and locked in on a target, she was
capable of maintaining a laser sharp focus throughout the
challenge. She was determined and persevering in her academic
studies, as well as her romantic endeavors. In sum, she was a smart,
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storefronts, the relaxed tattoo parlors, the cool breeze coming from
the Pacific – all these were adding up to a welcome adjustment of
her mood. She was letting things go, naturally forgetting about her
university and personal issues.
She was now in Ca-li-for-nia…
Yeah, baby!
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Hostel
When Beth approached the hostel, she noted that it had a big
peace symbol on the front side of the roof, and the entire building,
from ground to top, was painted in a colorful way reminiscent of
the 60s hippie movement, which made it stand out from other –
mostly nondescript as far as architecture goes – buildings lining
Newport Ave.
Once inside, Beth walked over to the office, where the front desk
clerk was busy checking in a stunning-looking brunette woman,
about the same age as hers, and who immediately caught her eye.
Beth queued up in line right behind her and, at that point,
understood those poor souls who, years ago, would stumble into
that McDonald's in São Paulo where Gisele Bündchen used to
work… The chick before her was simply out of place in a hostel
setting.
The brunette's name – as Beth overheard – was Vittoria and she
was a classical embodiment of everything connoted by the word
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approached the front desk, about the same time as the receptionist's
eyebrows were slowly returning to the normal position.
Beth looked at the man on the other side of the desk. His name
was Rufus. He was the co-owner of the hostel – a skinny hippie in
his early forties, with a ponytail goatee bejeweled with red, green,
and yellow beads. He was wearing an old Jimi Hendrix T-Shirt and
acted with contrived formality.
– “How may I help you?,” he said.
– “I booked a room on the Internet. My last name is Sanderson.”
Rufus promptly typed in the name in the computer and retrieved
the reservation.
– “Elizabeth?”
– “Yes.”
– “You'll be staying with us two nights, is that correct?”
– “Yes.”
– “I just need to see your passport.”
– “Sure,” she said and handed him her Canadian passport.
Rufus confirmed it belonged to Elizabeth Sanderson and returned
it back to her.
– ”Thank you. It will be... seventy nine dollars and fifty six cents.
We take cash or credit card.”
Beth handed him a VISA credit card.
As Rufus was processing the payment, she waited impatiently for
the assignment of the room, hoping to score the opportunity to talk
to the goddess who had checked-in just before her.
– ”You'll be in room…” – Rufus hesitated for a while – “… number
two-oh-seven on the second floor.”
(Yes!)
Beth's heart accelerated its beating. It felt like winning a raffle.
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Modern Art, and the Guggenheim. In short, her stay in the United
States had a definitive focus on the arts, sprinkled with light
gambling and some sight-seeing.
As they spoke, Beth noted that Vittoria was reading an erotic
novel, which she pulled out of her red rucksack and placed on the
table by the window. To her disappointment, the cover of the book
was graced by an embracing heterosexual couple – assuming that
Fabio-look-alikes count as real men – in a downpour of little pink
hearts, serving as a warning sign of a saccharine plot of love,
betrayal, and forgiveness.
After a few minutes, Vittoria's mien and countenance began
showing signs of exhaustion. Beth was quick to pick up the cues
realizing her roommate was too tired to engage in a more
substantial conversation. Out of courtesy, and in effort not to
preclude future advances, she stopped asking questions. It was not
the best she had hoped for because time was short – she herself
would be leaving on Saturday morning, which left essentially one
day – the Friday – to get them closer together, if at all. But such is
the case of hostel-spun acquaintances – they are more like flashes in
a kaleidoscope, one passes over to make room for the next one.
They don't lasts long despite “We'll keep in touch!” assurances.
That's the nature of hostel-born friendships. Also their appeal.
Over the next thirty minutes the room began to fill up with other
residents. Two guys from Japan came in and lay on the beds by the
window, across from Vittoria. They looked like they were on a
virtual safari in California, visiting with the sole purpose to bag a
few local Pokemons. They spoke among themselves only in their
native language and Beth never learned their names. Then there
was a single dude from New Zealand – Mike – who engaged in a
smalltalk with Vittoria, and a couple from Edinburgh – Oliver and
Abigail – who were marginally more understandable than the two
Japanese hunters.
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Beth went downstairs and sat on the stairs by the main entrance.
She called Amanda.
– “Hello?”
– “Hey Amanda, it's me Beth”
– “Hey! How's going?”
– “Good, good! How are you?”
– “Oh, I'm great! Are you in California yet?”
– “Just checked in! I love the weather!”
– “Yep! That's the great perk of living on the Left Coast!”
– “I can't wait for our trip!”
– ”Me neither. But it's only a day and half away! By the way, I
reserved a cabriolet… Ford Mustang… Just imagine open rooftop,
ocean, coastal ranges, and the sunshine!”
– “Awe-some, and then some!”
Then they spoke briefly about last minute lodging arrangements
and other miscellaneous items involved in planning a few hundred
mile long trip. Then Amanda began to wrap up the conversation.
– “So I'll see you on Saturday morning, right?”
– “Yep!”
– “Let's sync up tomorrow night to make sure everything is on
schedule.”
– “Good idea!”
– “Well, I'll let you go – you probably want to unwind a bit after
the flight.”
– “I sure do! We'll chat tomorrow… ”
– “Love you!”
– “Love you, too!”
Beth hung up the phone.
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When she came back to the room Mike was leaving to take a
shower, Tweety was snoring, the folks from Japan were surfing
their tablets, and the Hobbits were getting ready to hit local bars.
And across the room, where Beth’s attention directed itself with
undeniable curiosity, Vittoria lay covered under the blanket, in deep
sleep, curing the exhaustion induced by her long trip. Too tired to
do anything else, Beth went to sleep, too.
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Ocean Beach
Morning
When Beth woke up it was already past 9 AM. She looked across
the room but Vittoria wasn't there. Like almost everyone else, she
had gone downstairs to get coffee and bagels. Beth got up, brushed
her teeth, and went downstairs, as well.
The kitchen and dining area looked quite typical for a hostel: a
couple of fridges, microwave oven, toaster, and two large rustic
shelves holding a variety of coffee mugs and jars with tea leaves.
Utensils, pans, and cleaning supplies were provided for all to share.
Behind the kitchen there was a back patio, with a bluish mural
sporting “Peace Love Surf” slogan or whatever else it's called, or
was meant to express or convey. There was also a party room with a
pool table, a few armchairs – each different from the other ones –
and an old leather couch that saw its best days when Nancy Reagan
was launching the war on drugs. The walls were painted in
different colors and the whole place, though run down in a typical
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exhibited by the hosteling crowd – they are people who are a bit
hippie in life, people who want to travel on a budget for a few years
after college before settling down, people who want to experience
just a smidge of the famed Bohemian life. Well, why not?
It was the third time that Beth was staying at a hostel, but only
now – as she was running through her thoughts about them – she
realized that international hostels were perhaps more fun back
before the age of globalization, when a sighting of a person from
Columbia or South Korea was an adventure in itself – something to
brag about to friends and family. Nowadays, that thrill is certainly
gone when one constantly runs into immigrants pretty much
everywhere. And the flood of pictures and YouTube clips on the
Internet aggravates the condition, making it difficult to live isolated,
local life apart from the rest of the world. Still, there's always some
fresh novelty to discover, like when Beth overheard a conversation
of a couple from Manchester and learned firsthand that there exists
an alternative pronunciation of “Los Angeles” – it is “Los Angie
Lease,” and it sounds as if Brits took two pieces of dry play-dough,
spat their proverbial phlegm into it, mixed it in, and then tried to
stretch it three ways as much as they can. In that they are truly
unsurpassed.
– “These people always knew how to transform their own
language into a thing of wonder!” she thought to herself and
smiled.
As Beth walked around she saw Vittoria on the back porch in the
presence of three guys who were clearly trying to befriend her. It is
very common at hostels for folks who happen to stay at the same
place to gravitate towards one another – for safety, convenience,
and companionship. Call it a hosteling ethos, or friendships of
opportunity – the bottom line is that non-romantic hookups like this
are very common, even the norm, at hostels where people from out
of town – or out of country – like to join forces and together fight
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This was the type of obnoxious “man in the middle” behavior that
annoyed the shit out of Beth because the question was clearly
directed to Vittoria.
– “Coronado Island or Balboa Park, or perhaps train to Carlsbad –
we don't know yet,” Braxton interjected between two sips of coffee.
Dmitri stared with his haggard eyes, swinging his head slowly
from side to side, like a dog listening to a tune. It was hard to tell
how much he didn't understand vs. how little he cared.
The bottom line was they planned a joint day trip somewhere in
the San Diego area and nobody seemed to care to ask Beth to join
them.
– “What are your plans, Beth?” said Vittoria with flirty confidence,
as if building a communication bridge over her friends, bypassing
them with a direct inquiry.
– “I'm gonna stalk you and rape you at the first opportunity, you
stupid bitch!” Beth thought to herself.
– “Not sure yet! I will probably start by checking out the beach
and getting a bit of the Sun which doesn't shine much where I'm
from.”
And then, for a moment, the two of them looked directly in each
other's eyes. It was sweet and sublime. It was a timeless second of
magic.
And a tiny glimmer of hope.
Still, talking to Vittoria in private that morning was not in the
offing so Beth decided it was strategically sound to wait for a better
opportunity, leaving the conversation at the point where it
remained a short bundle of niceties exchanged in the passing,
rather than a strained attempt get to know her.
– “I'll see you guys around!” She said and went back to the
kitchen.
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When she entered the dining area some tall, bald guy with not
easy to identify accent tried to talk to her but she was very short
with him and responded with a cold stare over her shoulder – she
didn't need anyone to adore her for the day. Besides, she was
already taken – taken with Vittoria's beauty and her charm…
Beth poured herself a small cup of coffee from a pot but did not
like it. It was not the highest quality caffeine – too acidic. She
decided to leave and go find a local coffee shop. Besides, the hostel
crowd was not exactly her cup of tea that morning – now that she
was pursuing a doctoral degree she felt too academic to act
naturally and compliant. She washed off her mug, went upstairs to
the room and took a quick shower. Twenty minutes later she was
ready. She grabbed her tote bag, came downstairs and noticed
Vittoria and her company of men were still there, talking and
laughing, and having good time. She left looking for her own space
to kill a few hours.
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She retrieved from the bag her Moleskine notebook, took her
favorite Palomino Blackwing pencil and began jotting down notes
for one of her writing projects.
Being educated and sensitive to the written word herself, Beth
tried to write, too. It was her hobby and passion – an outlet of her
erotic fantasies. She was a young, aspiring author whose dream was
to become so good, she could sell her books with a Money Back
Guarantee: “If you read my novel and not get wet/hard, you will
get your money back!” Her interests lay in a variety of erotica
mixed in with science – a sort of erotic sci-fi genre heavy on bio-
chemical themes mixed with sensuality. She liked other worlds,
different life forms, hybrids of humans and animals, aliens, and
found it interesting to understand erotic love at the biological level
rather than through lewd or intellectualized formulations. She
wanted to show how everything in the intimate sphere, at the end
of the analysis, translates through and into a bio-chemical language
– call it a code, an algorithm, a genome, etc.
Unfortunately, her writing efforts kept failing. She had aspirations
but couldn't produce something comparable, for example, to Susan
Choi's engaging plot filled with ornate metaphors. She had a
commanding knowledge of language but her tropes were often
awkward and her scientific mind kept catching itself in its tracks of
cold analysis and detachment, even if she tried to be merely
“sciencey.” Put bluntly, she was a smidge too nerdy for what she
wanted to accomplish. And the fact that she had never done any
kind of drugs, not even marijuana, did not exactly help in getting
lose from the habitual, academia-stained, way of seeing things.
Beth liked to weave into her stories side themes and motifs, often
unrelated directly to the main plot. She developed this proclivity
under the influence of the early films by Quentin Tarantino, her
favorite movie director. She liked to open her novelettes with
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Beth also liked movies that, when credits are over, feature
outtakes and bloopers, sometimes with voices coming from outside
of the scene. Instead of the pathos of music which wraps up an epic
story, the inclusion of the “leftovers” – she thought – has the
salutary effect of turning down the curtain, when the entire edifice
of fiction is pushed to tumble down like a house of cards: “The
show is over, go home and don't cry!” It is honest and it jolts one
out of the movie-induced fantasy. She imagined her books featuring
at the end some of the better parts and pieces that didn't cut it for
the final draft, but that were nonetheless interesting in their own
right: a Freudian slip, a funny typo, an interesting vignette that did
not fit the main flow of events, an alternate ending that was under
consideration, etc. She thought these could have the effect of
showing the author having fun while writing.
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observation that in all of UFO sightings the aliens are green and
have antennas. Thus, it was valid to speculate that human
composition of bodies is not the norm but, in fact, an aberration of
nature, when expanded to include all life-forms in the entire
Universe. The protagonist of the story, following years of traveling,
ended up hooking up with an alien and, through advanced in-vitro
trickery, getting pregnant with the hope that their child would bring
together the two branches of beings together.
It was a postmodern sci-fi erotica that bridged sex with science,
and sneer with sympathy. It was not sexually explicit or obscene,
even as it covered behaviors that make some readers blush. And it
made one wonder how unique we really are – biologically as well
as emotionally.
As for other projects of hers, she worked on a story, with a
working title of Tao De Fellatio, about women imprisoned in
communist China back in 1970s, starving to death and literally
begging to blow their prison guards, to lick the smegma off of their
filthy, unwashed-for-days cocks – purely for the protein needed for
survival. The goal was to show the providential aspect of nature
and how she cares for its children. Though it should have occurred
to her that this would not be altogether apparent to a casual reader
sensing rather the exact opposite: life at its core as rough, brutal,
and unforgiving.
Then she had an idea for a book – titled Periodic Table – about a
mad female scientist who sleeps around with a lot of women only
to analyze their pussies, with the goal of producing a broad
categorization of cunts, because those – she thought – deserve a
periodic table, with a systematic exposition of their different
qualities. And thus, for example, in a reference to the table of
elements, the rightmost column would be reserved for puritan,
strictly-heterosexual, and other types that do not “react” with other
cunts… But the idea of such a “Mendeleev table of cunts” was
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unworkable for too many reasons and, even if it was, it could never
appeal to a typical reader reaching for excitement, looking to be
taken on a reading adventure of erotic nature.
And then, she was working on a quite entertaining story – with a
working title of Exodus – about a world essentially like ours, except
where vagina dentata is reality, not a myth. In this “Vagden” world,
tooth fairies work overtime to cover for the additional load of teeth
and perverts become dentists, so that they can install crowns and
implants and, along the way, diddle a bit around the bushes.
Women floss their coochies before sex, and Mentos – “The
Freshmaker!” – is known for their X-rated commercials.
Furthermore, teenagers wear braces in their crotches, creating a
special segment of erotica for older men who think they make them
look even younger and more innocent – the same way that, in our
world, eighteen year old girls flaunt their orthodontic appliances on
sites with “teenage” porn. Then there are pissy bitches who grind
their cunt-teeth when they don't get what they want, and old
women who wear dentures down there hoping to stay attractive
and desirable to their hubbies.
The latent intent behind the story was to get back at Annie, a chick
from UK who had jilted Beth a couple years earlier. To that effect,
the “Vagden” world was presented in the book in the timeframe
between years 1980 and 2000, when first VHS and later the Internet
effected a rise and spread of pornography. The social upheaval that
came with it had to do with the concomitant flight of men from the
British Isles (“Alright, this bloody island is for wankers! I'm outta
here!”). While perhaps not entirely nice in its treatment of English
women, the story bore a chance to succeed at showing the inter-
connectedness between our genetic makeup and its ripple effects in
the social sphere of culture, love life, and erotic fantasies.
On this day, however, Beth was not working on any of her half-
baked ideas. Instead she kept thinking about Vittoria and how to
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like Jemaine Clement, grew a full beard and, on that day, wore a
bordeaux turtleneck sweater and a worn-out light-brown leather
jacket he found in a consignment store. While holding a folder
sporting the Yeast Lords title page, and wearing the requisite
bluetooth headset in his ear, he paraded around the conference
floor looking all serious and pretentious, insisting that people call
him “Dr.” Ronald Chevalier. He kept approaching writers and
asking them with a forced accent: “Excuse me, can I plagiarize your
book?” Given the cult status of the movie among sci-fi writers, this
earned him many sincere smiles and pats on his back… Many
authors were even requesting pictures with him. Well, except for
one man, who was apparently not familiar with the movie, and
who almost punched him in the face, in a sudden outburst of an
apoplectic bout of anger.
The recollection of the laughs they all shared helped Beth
overcome the gloom of the morning. She wrapped up whatever
notes she had, hoping they might someday bloom into a revised
and publishable draft. She finished sipping her Chai Latte drink,
used the restroom, and left. It was just past Noon and the
temperature was spiking. It was a Friday and many people were
hitting the beach now. Parking was scarce along Newport Ave. She
thought it to be a good time to check up on the situation back at the
hostel.
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Pier
Beth went back to the hostel. She didn't know whether Vittoria
and her friends had actually left because plans change and, besides,
who knew what was going on. In the back of her mind she was
hoping she might bump into Vittoria on terms more conducive to
exchanging glances and perhaps discovering a bit of an interest of
mutual nature. The hostel, however, felt empty – as hostels usually
do around this time of the day. Some folks had left, others had gone
to the beach, and a few hours still had to pass until the check-in
time, before new travelers would start arriving.
A groovy tune was playing in the office, filling the air with a blithe
sense of lightness, as if offsetting twenty percent of gravity's
downward pull itself. Beth approached the front desk, now
attended by Meadow – a white woman, about the same age as hers,
with happy tattoos and a Rasta Dreamcatcher bracelet – and asked
about the music:
– “Who is that?”
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she went down toward the ocean, growing more pensive with every
step of the way. What she saw supplied her with elements forming
our imagination about California and the lifestyle it affords its
citizens to enjoy… Taco stands, men in wetsuits, surfboards, shops
with marijuana paraphernalia, lifeguard towers on the beach, flip-
flops, Spanish names, Moorish architectural accents, palm trees…
Yes, palm trees… They were everywhere and they looked lovely.
They made the place feel cool to the point where wearing a baseball
hat backwards looks downright natural, sans its loud pretense of
the owner's coolness. And then the walks along the beach, in that
divine mist rising from the ocean where the waves meet the shore.
On a grass patch, sandwiched between the beach and the street,
sat a few bums. One of them had a T-shirt that read: “There are no
libertarians, only people with Asperger's Syndrome.” Beth thought
it was a clever way to criticize those who oppose social services of
any kind because it really repositions the argument by questioning
their humanity expressed as the capacity for compassion. In that
regard, it was genius. And the fact that it was displayed on a chest
of a person dispossessed of everything added a certain level of
poignancy to it. She thought one day she'd include a character like
that in one of her books, just to take a jab at the emotional pygmies
who pass for brilliant philosophers, who were first to arrive at the
last station of rationality, and now are waiting for everyone else to
catch up. “Sorry, we took a different train guys!” Beth thought to
herself and continued walking.
She entered the pier, the long Ocean Beach pier, with its
characteristic “CAFE” shack half-way between the beach and the
double-pronged end on the far side, out in the water. Cool wind
was blowing gently in her face. People were fishing. She walked
past the restaurant, and continued on.
Close to the point where the pier bifurcates in opposite directions
Beth saw an older woman casting a fishing rod. She was short,
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corpulent, and had a unibrow that would make Frida jealous. She
was wearing an Eddie Bauer vest, dark-yellow Palladium Pampa
Sport Cuff shoes, and – as far as fishing goes – looked like someone
who knew her chops. “How unusual, how cool!,” Beth thought, and
approached her.
– “Haw'ya doin'?” she said with an obvious adjustment of the
speech format to match the fisherwoman.
– “Doin' nice, doin' nice…,” the lady responded without returning
the question.
– “How are fishies today? Taking the bait?”
The unexpectedly harsh response, in the form of a question, came
with force and volume:
– “Ffff-ishies?”
Then the fisherwoman turned her head a bit, tilted it, and – with
wrinkled forehead, half-opened mouth, and squinted eyes – looked
at Beth askance, the way Micheal Jordan used to dramatize bad
calls by referees.
It was, indeed, a bad call on Beth's part to phrase the question the
way she did. Without a doubt the diminutive made her sound a bit
like some kind of a “friendo” – something she hated to be taken for
ever since she saw No Country for Old Men. The reference – Beth
figured – made her sound too close and intimate.
– “The fish.” She corrected herself immediately.
The fisherwoman forgave her the choice of words.
– “The bait… That's what they're after: the bait. Good fucking luck
without it! And they like deep waters. Here too close to the beach,
they no stupid.” Here she paused, adjusted her hair messed up by
the ocean breeze, then added: “Fish ain't stupid. Are you kiddin'
me? They look stupid, but these are smart motherfuckers, I'll tell ya
that!”
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to the concept of 'living la dolce vita'? The sweet life that most of us
would select, if we could only pick and choose where to be born?”
California was picture perfect. But is the picture what's important?
Beth's father used to say it made him laugh when Ansel Adams'
photographs – oftentimes showing perfect scenery – were used in
the context of showcasing California's natural landmarks in travel
brochures, albums about Yosemite National Park, and so on. But in
fact, he claimed, for this very reason he was the best litmus test for
understanding photography. He used to tell Beth that as long as she
thought Ansel Adams was taking pictures of Yosemite or Death
Valley, she didn't understand what he was doing, nor what
photography is all about. “And once you do,” he told her over a
Sunday dinner back when she was seventeen, “you'll understand
it's a tadpole to get over the illusion, you will know how to look
past the habitual understanding of images.” Now Beth recalled
those words and thought about the cues from her father, and their
eye-opening implications.
She thought California appeared so beautiful it was almost
impossible to bear. And, at the same time, it was hard to really find
it. That set her thinking and she recalled California Dreamin' – The
Mamas and The Papas' hit song from 1965 – and how it now
appeared to her more as a metaphor. Many times the references to
the “church” and the “preacher” used to throw people off in their
literal reading of the lyrics, and official explanations from the band
members sounded about as convincing as Lennon's account of the
inspiration behind Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. But what if this
song was not a yearning after going to California, which it is on the
surface, but rather a wistful metaphor where California stands for
perfection, for life this beautiful and happy, which simply cannot be
had. What if “brown” and “gray” were not references to the winter
season but whatever is opposite to warmth and joy, which
themselves are metonyms for luck, success, and love? Perhaps they
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Then she smiled and the three of them went outside, got into a red
Chevy Cruze rental, and began their short excursion. Luiz was
driving and Bruna, acting as a co-driver, was relating the map
sketched out by Rufus to the street names they were passing by.
In no more than ten minutes they entered the Naval Base Point
Loma on the way to the monument. This was an area of contrasts.
On one hand, the views were magnificent – Coronado Island lay
down below, with a couple of aircraft carriers docked in the bay. To
the left there were high-rises of Downtown and, way in the
distance, Laguna Mountains formed a backdrop to the panorama of
the southern tip of California. The naval base, on the other hand,
was out of place, with its cheerless barracks and stern antenna
installations. What was, as far as nature goes, one of the most
picturesque places in the entire state has been turned by men into a
place without vigor, into a gaunt reservoir of discipline that's barren
of life and denuded of its natural beauty, possessing that
characteristic ambiance of a deadened space that only military
installations can instill. A large cemetery, with thousands of graves
arranged in a mathematical grid and marked by white crosses,
added another layer of sobriety and solemnity. Few places
anywhere can match the contrasts of the Naval Base Point Loma.
Then they reached the National Monument, stopped the car in a
parking lot surrounded by clay hills, and went into the visitor
center.
The monument commemorates the events of September 28, 1542,
when Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo sailed to the west coast of North
America, and made a landing in San Diego Bay, which he named
San Miguel, thus becoming the first European to step on the
California soil, fifty years after Columbus stumbled upon an
unknown continent while seeking a westward route to India, and
twenty two years after Magellan’s expedition found a passage at the
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As she was going over places they would visit and foods they
would taste, Beth realized that she hadn't eaten the whole day.
Which made her reflect on her situation… She couldn't eat, sleep, or
read, her writing was slow, she was getting odd thoughts and felt
alone. The conversation (if that’s the word!) with the fisherwoman
was kooky, and besides she couldn't really connect with anyone else
for that matter... She felt frustrated and unsure what to do next and
how to enjoy her time. It strangely felt like she's been here forever –
not like someone who had arrived just over twenty-four hours
earlier. How did she get here? Was it all Vittoria's fault? Was it her
beauty that turned what was shaping up like a nice stay into an
experience of malaise? Was California a mirage? No longer the
same place as that found by the early conquistadors, when it was
still virgin and unexplored? Not yet digested into Fodor’s and
Lonely Planet travel guides? Was she waking up from a dream? As
Beth waded in her thoughts, notions of honor, glory, and collective
memory swirled in her head. She suddenly thought of the
responsibility we all share to commemorate the heroic deeds of
those who lost their lives in wars past... And she began to reflect on
the graves on the Naval Base, and how life produces its own
annihilation. And then she recalled that she's here with these
clowns...
Everything was weird.
Just plain fuck-ing weird!
It was so weird and unwieldy that she didn't want any pictures of
her taken – the moment just didn't feel right, not quite the grade she
would want to preserve for future recollection. She would just sit
down on the rock and watch the setting Sun hand off its rule of the
sky to the Moon. That's all she could bear herself to do. It was quite
a sight to behold, and about the only form of consolation she was
willing to accept at this point.
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When Luiz parked his Chevy rental, Beth thanked for the time
spent together and made her way towards the hostel. She didn't
have high hopes or anything – she knew the fleeting window of
opportunity to get closer to Vittoria was rapidly closing. It was
Friday night, and just a few hours remained before it would be
technically too late for anything. Period.
When she got to the hostel, however, it looked like things were
livelier than the night before. Much more so, in fact. This was a
good sign.
The propensity of travelers to throw a party is always a function
of who happens to be staying on the given night at the hostel. A few
right souls can start the fire, so to speak. Or there just happens to be
the right chemistry among a group of people that fate brought
together for one night in their lifetime. These are natural chance
events. At any rate, tonight it would not be quiet, slow, or lazy.
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Beth had to squeeze her way through the folks who were sitting
on the front patio. The rest of the hostel was likewise bustling with
people, most of whom were hanging out on the ground floor in the
kitchen, on the back patio, and in the pool room. Mellow music was
playing from a jukebox in the main party room. Few folks were
drinking at this point but it was just a matter of time before others
would reach for alcohol. It felt like the place was in the inflection
state between a busy evening and Friday night party, when things
begin to fall into place, and everyone naturally drifts into the right
state of mind. Though the night was still young, Beth could tell it
would be one of “those” nights that one cannot engineer because
they only happen by themselves or not at all.
Beth didn't see Vittoria as she was making her way towards the
stairs, but then she didn't look particularly closely – she was still
overwhelmed by the sudden transition from the peaceful ambiance
of the Sunset Cliffs. She just went upstairs, straight to her room.
Once inside, she noticed that some some reshuffling had taken
place earlier in the day – Tweety and the Japanese guys were gone,
and in their place there were new rucksacks and towels. Vittoria's
bed, though, looked virtually unchanged since morning.
Beth ate a power bar to get some proteins in her system. Then she
went and took a nice, long shower, brushed her teeth, did her hair,
and changed her clothes. She felt a little bit better. She called her
mother to let her know all was fine. And then she made her way
downstairs.
The party was now well underway. It got packed pretty much
everywhere. Glasses with beer and wine were in most people's
hands. A few guys were having cigarettes which left the air filled
with smoke. But nobody minded it – not minding smokers is, after
all, still common across large parts of the world. Someone brought
two large cheese pizzas from a local eatery. Someone else opened
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men, nobody dresses up, most people drink but rarely too much,
and drugs are sporadic. Just simple young folks having a good
time.
When an old Rolling Stones tune ended (was it Country Honk?),
Beth made her way towards the jukebox. She began browsing
through the digital catalog of fifteen thousand songs, looking for
Alanis Morisette. While she was flipping through the simulated
pages of album sleeves she caught herself red-handed trying to
prove to the crowd that she was not American – the way people
from Canada do, subconsciously, when they attach pins with the
Maple Leaf to lapels, to make it clear that they are not who others
are likely to assume they are. “For Christ's sake,” she thought, “this
is an international hostel!” This left her with freedom to choose the
next song outside of the standard “Alanis Morisette, Bryan Adams,
Rush” set. Without pausing to consider ramifications, she picked a
song her father used to play at home – it reminded him of the late
summer 1987 when he met Beth's mother...
It was Bee Gees.
The moment Beth selected You Win Again and the sound of corny
organs began to flow from the speakers, she experienced that
feeling of a sudden realization of a social gaffe – the way when once
a student submits an essay for grading, he or she immediately
realizes there's a grammatical error on page six, even though the
paper had been proofread three times before.
It was too late.
The opening beat of the tune sent a small shockwave across the
room, with people turning their heads to see who in his or her right
mind would select Gibb brothers. And when their eyes met with
Beth's, they transmitted the standard “Seriously?” message over the
line of sight.
She felt dumb.
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They leaned over the jukebox and began browsing together. Beth
felt a little better. Rufus took the charge to weed out cheesy chaff.
– “Fuck Journey! … Fuck Foreigner! … Fuck Europe! … Fuck Rick
Astley! … Fuck David Lee Roth! … Let's play it safe here, alright?”
– “Yep! And fuck Scorpions, too!”
– “You got that one right!”
– “What about Shaggy?”
– “Borderline. Fuck him! As I said let's play it safe!”
– “Agreed!”
Beth felt like a baby, but she knew Rufus meant well. He was kind
and sincere, and he did it with charm by lathering his “fuck's” with
warm hippie friendliness. She enjoyed watching him playing a
jukebox minesweeper.
– “Fuck Milli Vanilli! … Fuck Celine Dion! … Fuck Wham!! …
Shit! Somebody needs to scrub this library!” And a few “fuck”
exclamations later he said ”Oh wait, these guys are good,” while
pointing at Del Barrio Para Wirikuta by Hector Guerra and MPC
Familia.
– “Never heard of them.”
– “Give it a try! I swear it's not a setup!”
– “My life is on the line, you realize that?”
– “I won't let you down...”
– “OK, I trust you man!”
– “No fear! OK, see you around!”
Rufus gave Beth a comforting pat on her back and walked away.
Beth inserted a dollar and added it to the queue, just as Bee Gees
were winding down their 1987 hit. Half a minute later the new song
began playing (what a relief!). It had a real nice, strong, fresh feel to
it, as if rap crossed with music of the native Indians of Sierra Madre
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'end of the world' when they discovered North America, ‘the new
world’.”
– “How appropriate!” she thought to herself.
This was, after all, the end of a chapter for her, the end of a short-
lived crush with high hopes but no fulfillment. She had one day,
one shot at it, and the thing is that it didn't come even close. Not at
all. “The end shall be my new beginning” she thought. Tomorrow
morning Vittoria would be gone from her life and a new world
would open up for her. She'd be there to discover it.
She poured the beer into a plastic cup. The heady foam topped the
brew that was of dark golden color. She began sipping it slowly,
savoring its premium taste. She liked it. It was full-bodied, had
subtle and nuanced notes to it. “Good stuff,” she said half-aloud,
while still examining the label with its nocturnal shadows.
While she was enjoying the beer, some new guy tried to get Beth
to talk to him but, again, she wouldn't have it. She liked men but
never got quite the same kick out of them. She used to say that, if
anything, they might be good for threesomes, to show them how
happy can a woman make another one. But given that a close
encounter with Vittoria did not appear to be in the offing, not even
a twosome, she snubbed him, plain and simple.
When she was done with two-thirds of the beer, she got up and
walked over to the back patio, bottle in hand. There, she stood and
stared – leered, really – at Vittoria, or whatever transpired through
her unmet hopes and regrets running up and down the brain. She
was still taken with her beauty, and her Italianness…
Vittoria was pure breed, sophisticated from the ground up,
without any admixture of cultural impurities – and even if she was
just putting on an act, she would never break the character. She
appeared confident, stoic, with imposing personality expanding out
of her average size frame. What made her so special was that
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She opened her eyes to reconnect with Vittoria's face, and the
barrage of pictures came flickering again… Those of erupting
Vesuvius, of Benito Mussolini and theatricality of his poses, of
marriages and affairs of Lucrezia Borgia, of Cosa Nostra and its
code of honor, of beneficence of the House of Medici, of gladiatorial
shows at the Colosseum, of postcards from the Amalfi coast, of
crimes of the Gambino family, of Luciano Pavarotti’s performances
at La Scala, of the finesse of Bernini's marble sculptures, of the
mastery of Fellini's craft as a film director, and of that genius way of
evolving language to denote in obscure way mafia dealings and
their arrangements – like “Uncle Junior who eats alone.”
Vittoria's physique and beauty somehow captured the essence of
Italy and held the power to summon the images that otherwise lay
dormant in memory, to jolt them out of slumbering in the inner
recesses of the hippocampus. And conversely, out of this cavalcade
of images, the very personality of Vittoria was popping out, as if the
images accounted for who she was. She seemed to embody that
perfect correspondence between knowledge and reality, projected
out of Beth's memory and materializing as Vittoria's face,
demeanor, and physique.
All of these flickering frames were inscribed into countless
references, archived documents, travel brochures, college textbooks,
digitized libraries, operatic performances, Instagram pictures, Olive
Garden menu items, museum exhibits, replicas of Roman
aqueducts, and shows on cable TV. There was no doubt – Vittoria
was branded. Branded by history, by the Renaissance, by modern-
day advertising, by tabloids, by the restaurant industry, even by
HBO. The stereotypes – mass produced and reproduced, copied,
and imprinted in minds through an endless array of memes, TV
screens, web sites, blogs, and fashion statements… They were now
at play, making all such associations appear to Beth in a knee-jerk
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manner. And just like Hank Willis Thomas captured the effect that
mass-culture has on people to perceive athletic African-Americans
as born with a Nike swoosh embossed in their skulls, it was simply
hard to think of Vittoria outside of what was known as Italian. Beth
could literally sense that somewhere under those lightly undulating
black hair was hiding a Dolce&Gabbana monogram.
Con te partiro was slowly wrapping up in the background of
Beth's head. And where the voice of Andrea Bocelli leaves off, the
violins continued to the rhythm of the drums, with their wistful
lyricism converting into goosebumps all over her body. She thought
to herself that Vittoria was to other women she had met in life what
a fucking Lamborghini is to ordinary vehicles. She began to wonder
what her cunt must be like and, quite automatically, she imagined it
with oversized labia minora, with their flaps swinging open in
involuntary spasmodic movements by opening slightly out and
then all the way up – bringing to mind Lambo's trademark scissor
doors.
But just as a Lamborghini, Vittoria was unachievable in equal
measure, as if circumstances exerted a barrier similar to that of an
unaffordable price. She finished the beer and, feeling slightly
boozed-up, admitted that acceptance had to be the final chapter of
the story. She found herself forlorn but with mental composure.
She went upstairs and retired to the room.
She didn't like to lose but there she was, alone with a few empty
bunk beds – so whom could she fool? At this point it would take
some cockamamie turn of events for them to get close. Exhausted
and reconciled with the status quo she flipped the light switch.
Then she lay down and tried to turn herself off like the bulb and fall
asleep. Maybe it was better this way...
The party downstairs continued in earnest, fueled by six-packs
and bottles of cheap California wine purchased at the same liquor
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store where Beth got her beer. Music was loud. Women were in
good mood. Guys were slightly raunchy. All was fun and in good
spirit. But for Beth all this was coming to an end. She was resigned
to the way things were. She made peace with her fate.
So this was it. She was leaving the next morning, only eleven
hours later. Tomorrow all of this would come to pass and she'd be
driving with her bestie, in the Ford Mustang convertible, up the
beautiful coast on California Highway One, while whatever
recollections of Vittoria there were they would fade in memory like
a departing train in a fog.
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The Trip
As she lay in bed, Beth was thinking about the places she'd visit
over the next seven days… She would see the missions founded the
Junípero Serra, buy cool shades in Venice Beach, swim in La Jolla
Cove, visit Botanical Gardens in Santa Barbara, take pictures at the
Carlsbad Flower Fields, hike in Point Reyes, tour Santa Barbara
wine country, get a T-shirt at Monterey Bay Aquarium, and camp
for two nights in Big Sur, where Jack Kerouac wrote the eponymous
book with reflections on his career as an accomplished author, its
promises and disillusions. And then San Francisco – she and
Amanda would hit bars in North Beach, visit strip clubs in seedy
Tenderloin, drive down Lombard street, eat at Boudin Sourdough
Bakery & Cafe in Fisherman's Wharf, and walk across the Golden
Gate bridge.
While trying to fall asleep, she traveled up the coast in her mind –
place after place, attraction after attraction. After all, all of this was
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ahead of her. She found herself in that sweet spot when the best was
still to come…
Downstairs a song from the jukebox ended and it was quiet for a
couple of minutes. Only louder talkers and occasional laughter –
typical aural tapestry of all parties and soirées – was audible from
the party room. But here's the law of the land. If you take a hostel
that's close to a beach in Southern California, and get a quorum of
young people in a party room with a jukebox, one thing is bound to
happen – sooner or later someone will select a Doors track.
And that moment came right then.
The lively riff and then the opening verses of the undying classic
reached Beth's ears:
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ways. There are cunts that smell like a decomposing herring left on
a balmy day in a pool of vinegar, and some that instantly remind
one of that summer day spent on the banks of the Salton Sea, where
there was no escaping the smell of dead and pulverized tilapias.
There are slits that resemble mussels in image and smell, and there
are bearded clams that smell like… well, like clams. And, just to be
fair, while some cunts stink fishy in a gung ho kind of way – say,
like shrimp paste – others smell just a tiny little bit like fish, the way
fingers smell after handling a goldfish when cleaning a fish tank.
But even these are oversimplifications that do disservice to the
gamut of smells and profiles exhibited by snatches around the
world.
In point of fact, a cunt can smell like almost anything, whether it
be food, animal, plant, or... anything really. There are those –
exemplified by Vittoria's pussy – that connote associations with
culinary delights of the Indian subcontinent. Other cunts smell like
stale bread, hummus, or roasted Poblano peppers. There are those
that smell musky or rancid, still others reek like star anise, with its
medicinal notes raising suspicions about the health of the vagina.
Some cunts smell putrid, and some have pH balance out of kilter
resulting in raised alkaline levels with their own characteristic
odors. Others are briny, overly yeasty, exhibit herbal notes, or
simply smell grassy and flat. Some smell like wet furry animals,
some like mold, and some like sulfides. There's also a whole class of
lactic cunts raising associations with foods such as Brie rind, blue
cheese, or Greek yogurt. And – one can only venture to imagine –
there are probably cunts that smell a smidge like dried figs, prunes,
raisins, or some indeterminate fruit in the process of fermentation.
Then there are “blowtorch” cunts – the ones that stink so bad in
ways difficult to narrow down their affinity to anything outside of
them, that one just thinks of the surest way to sterilize them – hence
the name. And then, to touch upon more nuanced classifications,
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there are eighteen year old pussies that smell like innocence and
hundred year old vaginas that smell like death, though those
connotations clearly overstep the properties of smell as such and
encroach on the realm of pure poesy.
No matter how one looks at it, there exists a plethora of smells
that account for the variety of women, and their individual
sexualities, so – perhaps with some help from Ron Jeremy – one
could compile a compendium of smells that exist out there, and
describe their nature the way it was done with other species.
As Beth was thinking about this, she understood that one good
way to methodically characterize the variety of cunts in her book –
instead of her ersatz attempt via the route of a Mendeleev table
turned a metonymic cul-de-sac – would be to chart a wine wheel
with groupings and subgrouping of smells. One then could have
fun identifying the pie-slice where his or her latest sex partner falls,
or even become a connoisseur of sorts by developing predilections
for the most nuanced smells. She also began to understand men
who always want women in great numbers, to sample that diversity
of life – that connection became finally clear: between the richness
of biological life and the appeal of variety for variety's sake.
Needless to say, at this point Beth was well beyond tipsy, feeling a
good buzz going on vertigo. Yet, she wanted more. When she
exhaled from her lungs the last remnant molecules of Vittoria's filth,
she felt like a diver who returned to the surface for one reason and
one reason only – so that she can rest a breath or two before
continuing to dive even deeper. She spread the panties in her hands
once more and, after her lungs got the oxygen they needed, took a
big breath and inhaled again, even harder than the second time.
And then, she braced herself for an onslaught of benevolent flavors
– her mind in riot gear and all… She was ready for whatever might
come.
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thought to herself as she now kept the panties spread open three
inches before her eyes.
“If food rating agencies could rate this cunt,” she continued the
train of thought, “Michelin would not spare a single star, and Zagat
would readily bestow their stupid 'ZAGAT RATED' signature mark
with a recommendation to match ('Hands down the best curry twat
in the Old Continent!'). Fuck! Indra himself – the Vedic god of rain
and thunder, war and victory – would gladly accept this cunt as the
main prize, and Vittoria as his trophy wife, following the cosmic
battle against asuras led by serpent Vritra.”
And then, with the inclusion of a reference to the pantheon of
archaic deities from Rig Veda, Beth began to slip into the dangerous
zone of deep speculations. It was becoming clear that smells from
Vittoria's cunt worked like entheogens – kinda like Peyote or
psilocybin mushrooms – in that they started to give rise to sudden
sensations and ideas of philosophical, religious, and quazi-mystical
nature. She reflected, in a soliloquy, on the way our bodies evolved
over the millenia, and how the secret of life's self-perpetuating
existence through generations is tied to the cultural aspects of our
bodies and social interactions – a bit like Carrie Bradshaw in HBO's
Sex and the City used to ask questions about love in New York,
while the camera zoomed in on the caret on her Mac running along
with her thoughts:
– “How do our senses work in relation to sociability? How do our
smells, skin color, and tone of voice condition attraction and
procreation? Can we reduce social aspects of courtship and
parenthood to science, merely to chemical compounds working
their magic? Do our pheromones and sweat act like bait? Did cunts
evolve to match smell preferences, or was it the other way around –
perhaps we learned to like eating fish and curry because they
reminded us of our cosmic Mother? Why would nature go to such
great length to engage the whole body, mind, and memory in the
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And then, after a short pause, she reloaded her vocabulary again,
and admitted incoherently that such experience rooted in life
generates the feeling of “spiritual validity” altogether outside the
“good and evil scheme of comprehension,” which “yields valence”
to the “postulate of boundless love” governing the world. And that
it is our obligation to translate “the truth of the Upanishads” into
creating good Karma for the benefit of all. Then she added that we
must “enunciate” the importance of the role that smell plays in the
“transmission” of pleasure, as well as “injunctions” deemed sacred
by the school of Purva Mimamsa. And she wrapped up the speech
with a bold reference to the “cosmic drama” and how the structure
of the universe “commands profound reverence” for the “mystery
of life.”
When she finished, she kept staring at the panties with sharpened
acuity. The glorious splatter, where the groves had been before, had
tiny rills and rivulets of alternating rainbow colors – of pellucid
hues – flowing up and down, as if gravity was absent. On the other
hand, the islands of cum that were between them morphed and re-
morphed into fantastic shapes, as if someone was moving a
magnifying glass between the panties and Beth's eyes. Strangely,
however, it all felt natural, and interconnected, and peaceful, and
purposeful as fuck, though at that point she couldn't articulate any
of those glimpses into the impenetrable depths of existence.
At this stage, covered in sweat and with hazy eyes, she felt like a
shaman descending from a mountain with a message for the
humankind, expressed as the new rules of engagement. Unaware at
this point that she was still alone in the room, she began to proclaim
them in an impromptu manner, with an ever rising pitch of voice,
as if she was speaking to the crowds:
– “Ditch Facebook, turn off the Internet,” she said with conviction
and authority “and go get real pussy – a wife, a girlfriend, a
mistress, or even a whore, if that's what it takes – and smell her.
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Smell her hair, her neck, her armpits, her thighs, her whole body –
inch by inch, down to the last pore. But above all please do smell
her cunt! Her dirty little cunt!” And then she exclaimed in the Amy
Poehler kind of way, as if to underline the point of inspiration:
“Viva hot humid days!”
After this prologue of sorts she began to list proscriptions, in a
slurry speech now murmured under her nose, provided as a guide,
apparently to help recover primal sensibilities:
– “Fuck deodorants! Fuck Maytag! Fuck Tide! Fuck Downy! Fuck
Clorox! ... And Snuggle Bear?” – here she paused for a second,
extended her right arm straight all the way, with the thumb in the
level position, then tilted it downwards and said slow-ly – “Oh,
yeah, fuck him, too!”
And then she stopped.
Small drops of hot sweat were dripping from her forehead. Her
body was quivering. Her heart was racing. Her mind was adrift.
Eyes agog. She felt detached and unhinged. She had to swallow
saliva a couple of times just to clear the build up in her mouth.
It was obvious that the entire experience pushed Beth's fragile
brain to the redline. The smell literally enticed, ensnared, and
enveloped her mind to the point where it had a similar effect to
something between dropping acid and sniffing neoprene. She
became suspicious of things being a tad off when she lifted her
head and could swear she heard the sound of sitar coming from
downstairs… Then she looked up and saw a garland of Marigold
flowers hanging around Vittoria's bed…
She was hallucinating and her mind was zig-zagging.
Mental states induced by drugs or heightened sexual arousal are
often likened to the feeling of being inebriated. But it's never quite
the same as being fucked sideways, and more of a feeling that
accompanies one on the way there, when one starts to lose the grip
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When Beth's drunk shadow finally realigned with her true self,
she began to feel good. Real good. However wet her cunt may have
been at the moment – and it was, in fact, very wet – Beth didn't even
think of masturbating, though she used to do that often and to
completion. Strangely enough, the peculiar quality of the entire
experience carried with it a sense of nourishment and satisfaction
for the sex-starved lesbian, altogether short-circuiting her cunt, as if
her nose, sinuses, and lungs worked in tandem to take the edge off
the sexual thirst in the limbic system of the brain.
She knew the time came to part ways with the boyshorts… She
took the final look at them, dipped her index finger in the gooey
splatter and smeared a smudge just above her upper lip, under the
nostrils, as a keepsake of sorts. Then she quickly wrapped the
panties back in the plastic bag and returned it to Vittoria's rucksack.
At that point Beth turned off the light, and got back into her cozy
bed. She felt accomplished. She knew that whatever else there was
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to see along the coast would pale in comparison with what she had
just seen with her third eye, in a place that's not marked on any
map, in a location that even Mercator wouldn't know how to
project.
Behind her closed eyes and Buddha-like smile there was the key
she now held for the approximation of the bliss she had just
experienced: the recipe. How glad she was that back as an
undergraduate student at the University of Toronto, she had lived
for three semesters with Deepti Gopal, an exchange student from
Chennai, who taught her how to cook with Indian spices. Now she
viewed that experience as invaluable, as priceless. Without it she
would have never been able to decrypt Vittoria's secret scents.
From now on, the recipe would function as the stolen password
and key to her ecstasy. She knew that her sweet memories, the
spoils of the sordid adventure, would stay with her, and that smells
of the Indian curry dish would possess the power to unearth them.
And that like Proust, when he dipped that petite madeleine into a
cup of lime-flower tea and was taken to his childhood in Combray,
she too would be transported back in time to experience anew the
trip she once took in California, and that Vittoria's beauty and her
presence would pierce through the surface of flavors and be
restored to its former glory. And this Beth also knew beyond doubt,
that the revived memories would, in turn, ferry her across the
continent, to that magical place where the mighty Pacific splashes
its measured waves against yellow clay cliffs rising from the
seafloor bed, against a stretch of seaboard unique and beautiful as
Torrey Pines that call it home.
In the party room downstairs, Break On Through (To the Other
Side) was ending in its cacophonous, ecstatic, noisy crescendo.
Here, upstairs, Beth was likewise hazy at the close of her day. She
was on the other side now, delivered there by the treasure she dug
out in California. This was, after all, her little El Dorado, where she
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