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CO6TE6TS
Affirmations, Aspirations & Prayers 1
Creative Riddles 11
Growing With Epigrams 18
Humor Matters 21
Lessons From Humor Pics 33
Motivation Lists 43
Proverbs For Reflection 53
Puzzles And Teasers 60
Quotes To Live By 68
Sayings Of The Buddha 75
Story With A Message 81
Thoughts Of Inspiration 91
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* 10 Rules For A Happy Day
May my good deeds and the merit that comes from them
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help in the freeing of the heart.
ASKI6G FOR FORGlVE6ESS
May all who live in turmoil find the peace they long for.
I will give not just to those I like but to strangers and even
to the hostile.
Many are those who dwell in lands of strife and conflict and
who are deprived of security and safety.
I am living in a land that is at peace.
Incalculable are those forced to toil without end and who are
driven by hunger and want.
I have wealth to sustain the body and time to give it rest.
6umerous are those whose bodies and minds are in bonds,
who are not their own masters, unable to go where they
wish,
unable to think as they like. I enjoy great freedom.
Without number are those who live in regions where the
light of the Dhamma shines not or where its message is not
heard above the racket of false doctrines.
I have heard and understood the good Dhamma.
Truly precious is this human life and great are the blessings
I enjoy.
Here before The Buddha I contemplate on my good fortune
and resolve to use this rare opportunity to work for my own
good and the good of others.
With strong determination I will overcome all obstacles
both great and small. 8
DEATH
14) What has no content yet you are still able to see it?
19) I start and end two common English words. One painful
in love, one painful in everyday matters.
Do you know what two words I must be?
21) A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age
33. How is this possible?
23) Sergi and Sally were sitting in their family room one
night. While Sergi was watching television his wife Sally
was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and
Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading.
With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading.
How? 13
24) Why can't Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada,
not be buried in the USA?
25) What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and
gray when you throw it away?
29) Lucy had it first, Ethel had it last, Mary Lungel had it
twice until she maried Peter Stupid and never had it again.
What is it?
32) What 5 letter word typed in all capital letters can be read
the same upside down? 14
33) A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage
that said, "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought
the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a
word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he
never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
38) Did you know that if you live within 5 miles of a cemetery
you can't be buried there?
Why? 15
39) Late afternoons I often bathe.
I'll soak in water piping hot.
My essence goes through my see through clothes.
Used up am I; I've gone to pot.
What am I?
41) A man kills his wife. Many people watch him doing so.
Yet no one will ever be able to accuse him of murder. Why?
42) A man was digging and found a block of ice with two
people in it. Immediately, he knew it was Adam and Eve.
How did he know?
45) What do the dead eat, that the living would die if they ate
it? 16
46) You heard me before,
Yet you hear me again.
Then I die, 'Til you call me again
What am I?
51) You have three stoves: a gas stove, a wood stove, and a
coal stove, but only one match. Which should you light
first?
* Rude Or Cheeky?
The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in
months." Then she asked the class, "How should I correct
this sentence?"
* An Essay …
A teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an
unusual event that happened during the past week.
Little Ah Gong got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell
into a well last week."
"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"
"He must be," said Little Ah Gong. "He stopped calling for
help yesterday."
# Reflecting It’s shocking but even some adults, like
ignorant foolish children can show ridiculous lines of
reasoning.
* The Telegram
A husband, on a business trip to a hill station sends a
telegram to his wife: 'I wish u were here.' The message
received by wife: 'I wish u were her.'
# Reflecting … A mistake arising from a lack of
mindfulness can bring about disastrous
consequences. 22
* A New Look
A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death
experience. During that experience she sees her guardian angel
and asks if this is her time. The angel says no and explains that
she has another 30-40 years to live.
Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital for a
few more days and have a facelift, liposuction and a tummy tuck.
She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She
figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well
make the most of it. She walks out the hospital after the last
operation and is killed by an ambulance speeding up to the
hospital.
She arrives in heaven again, sees her guardian angel and says, "I
thought you said I had another 30-40 years!!"
The angel replies, "Sorry. I didn't recognize you."
# Reflecting … When one cannot accept the process of ageing
and the natural accompanying changes one may resort to all
sorts of foolish ways to maintain the young look … and this
can lead to grave consequences.
* Blind Love
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a
fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
# Reflecting … A marriage based merely on ‘blind love’
without mature consideration, may be heading for doom.
*Wife’s Birthday
A wife told her husband that it was not necessary for him to
remember her birthday which fell on the following week.
Actually, deep down inside her she really meant :
"You’d better do or else …"
The husband knowing his wife too well, said,
“Oh, I do remember, darling.
What would you like to have for your birthday present?”
“Oh, I haven’t thought of it yet,” the wife said.
“I think anything with diamonds would be fine.”
For his wife’s birthday present, the husband gave her a pack
of playing cards.
Reflecting …* Beware! A sly and cunning person can respond
to another's request in devious ways ... ways that con you. 26
* My Room
A frustrated Japanese father
was talking to his friend. He
lamented, “When I was a kid, I
was disciplined by being sent
to my room and confined there
without supper or any
entertainment. But in my son’s
room, he has his own colour
TV, telephone, computer, air-
conditioning and hi-fi set. There is also a refrigerator so well
stocked and a microwave oven.”
“So what do you do to discipline him?” asked his friend.
“I send him to MY room!” the father said.
Reflecting…
Many modern kids lead such a luxurious life and they take
things for granted. Do they realize how much their parents
have sacrificed?
* Extracting a Tooth
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go
to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want any
anaesthesia because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said.
"Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on
our way."
The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a
courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?"
The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him
your tooth, dear."
Reflecting…Someone said: The wife is the MAJOR while the
husband is the GE9ERAL at home. This is because the
husband makes general decisions while the wife major ones!
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* Irrational Jealousy
Husband: Darling, I’ve turned
over a new leaf. See …no more
strands of ladies’ hair on my
shirt. I don’t fool around with
women anymore.
Wife: Some of my friends said
that they have seen you visiting
temples. 6o ladies’ hair on
your shirt? You are now
fooling around with nuns!
Reflecting … * The jealousy of a wife can be most irrational.
This can lead to marital problems.
* Trust is an important element in a good marital relationship.
• Love Life Jokes
"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."
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Lessons From
Humor Pics 2
* Accidents happen
when we do not give
wise attention to
matters of importance.
* If we were animals, we
would want to be treated well by people.
* Let us practice kindness and compassion to all.
To be fired … * How many
workers and
employees are
truly responsible,
diligent and
committed in a
world that is so
materialistic?
* Let us strive to
be more honest,
dedicated and
hardworking in
serving others.
Caption :
“What’re you complaining
about? At least you don’t
lead a dog’s life!”
~Author Unknown~
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Five Finger Prayer
1. Your thumb is nearest you. So, begin your prayers by
praying for or sending Metta those closest to you.
2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who
teach, instruct and heal. They need support and wisdom in
pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your
prayers.
5. And lastly comes our little finger; the smallest finger of all
which is where we should place ourselves in relation to the
Divine and others. Your pinkie should remind you to pray
for yourself. By the time you have prayed for the other four
groups, your own needs will be put into proper perspective
and you will be able to pray for yourself more effectively.
~Author Unknown~
44
Today's To-Do List
Smile at a stranger.
Listen to someone's heart.
Drop a coin where a child
can find it.
Learn something new, then
teach it to someone.
~Author Unknown~
45
Formula for Success
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%
L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%
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* REACH OUT TO OTHERS
• You can get anything in life you want if you will just
help enough other people to get what they want.
• Personal relationships are the fertile soil from which
all advancement, all success, all achievement in real
life grows.
• Your success depends on the support of other people.
• The only hurdle between you and what you want to be
is the support of others.
• You cannot hold a torch to light another's path
without brightening your own.
* CO6QUER YOURSELF
• Your life at any time can become difficult.
• Your life at any time can become easy.
• It all depends upon how you adjust to life.
• It's never the situation, it's your reaction to the
situation.
• The way you react to circumstances determines your
feelings.
• Your quality of life is determined not by what life
brings to you, but by the attitude you have towards
life.
• What happens to you is less significant than what
happens within you.
• You cannot always control your circumstances, but
you can watch and be master of your own thoughts.
• It's not your position but your disposition that
matters. 51
EVERY WI66ER HAS SCARS.
Your life is a series of experiences, some good, some bad.
Each experience makes you bigger and stronger, even though
it is often hard for you to realize it.
Learn quickly that the setbacks and grief which you endure
actually help you in your march forward.
This world was built to develop your character.
Stay in the midst of activity and life.
Don't isolate yourself.
Be among people and things, among troubles, difficulties and
obstacles.
Your character develops itself in the stream of life.
Life is a classroom in which you are being tested, tried, and
passed.
You're expected to make measurable progress in reasonable
amounts of time.
That's why those third grade chairs are so small.
But what can be managed are your activities and how you spend
your time.
* You must crack the nuts before you can eat the
kernel.
!o reward is possible if you do not put in great effort. 57
PROVERBS
FOR
REFLECTION 6
* If everyone gives one thread, the poor man will
have a shirt
If every person were to do just a little act of charity, much of
suffering due to poverty will be relieved.
2.
SPIRAL
12.
Can you see
the mother
with her
child, praying
somewhere in
this picture?
14. Illusion
Look at the picture on the right.
The inset appears to move.
16. Two women are talking. One goes into the bathroom,
comes out five minutes later, and kills the other. Explain. 62
17. The Fly and The Trains
Two trains are 200 km apart, and travelling towards each other at 50
km/hour each.
From one train a fly takes off, flying straight above the rails to the other
train at the speed of 75 km/hour, bounces off it and flies back to the first
train.
This is repeated till the trains crash together and the fly is smashed.
What distance is the fly able to fly until it meets its tragic end?
19. Can you connect 9 dots laid out 3x3 using 4 straight lines, without
lifting your pencil from the paper?
22. If Mario can eat 110 cakes in 10 minutes and Kev can eat 56 cakes in
8 minutes, how long will it take Mario and Kev to eat 954 cakes?
23. My brother will be x years old in the year x squared. In which year
was he born?
24. A man wants to transport a fox, a chicken and some corn across a
river. He has a rowboat, but it can only carry the man and one other
item. If the fox and the chicken are alone together, the fox will eat the
chicken. If the chicken and the corn are alone together, the chicken will
eat the corn. How does the man do it?
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25) Caris, Tina and Stephen each won a prize at the Christmas
party. Caris gave her chocolate to Tina in exchange for her water
pistol. Caris then changed with Stephen for the book. Then Tina
and Stephen swapped prizes. Who has which present?
28) After a local Post Office burglary, four suspects were being
interviewed. Below is a summary of their statements. Police know that
each of them told the truth in one of the statements and lied in the
other. From this information can you tell who committed the crime?
*Alan said: *Brian said: *Charles *Derek said:
It wasn't It wasn't said: It was
Derek Charles It was Alan Charles
It wasn't It was Derek It wasn't It wasn't Alan
Brian Derek
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29) A body was discovered in a park in Chicago in the middle of
summer. It had a fractured skull and many other broken bones,
but the cause of death was hypothermia. Explain.
30) . A man driving his car turns on the radio. He then pulls
over to the side of the road and shoots himself. Explain.
34 ) A man kills his wife, then goes inside his house and kills
himself. Explain.
37) A man is found dead in his parked car. Tire tracks lead up to
the car and away. Explain. 65
38. Two men, starting at the same point, walk in opposite
directions for 4 meters, turn left and walk another 3 meters.
What is the distance between them? ( In meters )
A2 B6 C 10 D 12.5 E 14
39. David is half his father Duncan's age. In 10 years, David will
be three-fifths Duncan's age. Ten years ago, David was one-third
Duncan's age. How old are David and Duncan now?
A 20 and 40 B 18 and 36 C 16 and 32 D 22 and 44
41. Peter likes Susan but not Shawna. He likes Nancy but not
Edith, and he likes William but not Charles. Following this same
logic, will he like Roger or Chris?
44. Can you name four days which start with the letter "T"?
45. In which year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in
the same year? 66
46. Find the pattern in the following sequence of numbers.
Which numbers are missing?
2 4 5 7 8 10 11 __ 14 __ __
51. Here on earth it is always true, that a day follows a day. But there
is a place where yesterday always follows today! What am I ?
3. "6ever give up, for that is just the place and time that the
tide will turn."-- Harriet Beecher Stowe
5. "One can make a day of any size, and regulate the rising
and the setting of his own sun and the brightness of its
shining."-- John Muir
*"6ever forget that the purpose for which a man lives is the
improvement of the man himself, so that he may go out of
this world having, in his great sphere or his small one, done
some little good for his fellow creatures and labored a little to
diminish the sins and sorrow that are in the world."
William Gladstone 70
* "Try not to be a success, but rather try to become a man
of value."
Albert Einstein
* "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the
world walks out."
Unknown
* When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you
sure do change the future.
-Unknown
–Unknown 72
Look–Learn–Act ...Anonymous
"To Look is one thing.
To See what you look at is another.
To Understand what you see is a third.
To Learn from what you understand is still something else.
But to Act on what you learn is all that really matters."
* A wise man is he who does not grieve for the things which
he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
Epictetus
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1. "All things come round to him who will but wait."
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
* As long as the evil deed done does not bear fruit, the fool
thinks it is like honey; but when it ripens, then the fool
suffers grief.
* Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and
the truth.
* There are only two mistakes one can make along the road
to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.
Conformity Is a Trap
But presently the fly saw on the floor below a large crowd
of flies dancing around on a piece of brown paper. It was
delighted! It was not afraid if lots of flies were doing the
same. So the fly came in for a landing.
* Sounds of Silence
Four monks decided to meditate silently without speaking for two
weeks. By nightfall on the first day, the candle began to flicker and
then went out. The first monk said, "Oh, no! The candle is out." The
second monk said, "Aren't we not supposed to talk?" The third monk
said, "Why must you two break the silence?" The fourth monk laughed
and said, "Ha! I'm the only one who didn't speak." 83
Story With
A Message 4
* The Fence
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His father gave him
a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must
hammer a nail into the back of the fence.
The first day the boy had driven six nails into the fence. Over the next
few weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails
hammered daily gradually dwindled. He discovered it was easier to
hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told
his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out
one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.
The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father
that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by the hand and led
him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at
the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say
things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife
in a man and draw it out. It won't matter how many times you say 'I'm
sorry', the wound is still there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical
one."
* TRA6SIE6T
A famous spiritual teacher came to the front door of the King's palace.
None of the guards tried to stop him as he entered and made his way to
where the King himself was sitting on his throne.
"What do you want?" asked the King, immediately recognizing the
visitor.
"I would like a place to sleep in this inn," replied the teacher.
"But this is not an inn," said the King, "It is my palace."
"May I ask who owned this palace before you?"
"My father. He is dead."
"And who owned it before him?"
"My grandfather. He too is dead."
"And this place where people live for a short time and then move on -
did I hear you say that it is NOT an inn?"
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Story With A
Message 5
* It Will Pass
* Full Awareness
After ten years of apprenticeship, Tenno achieved the rank
of Zen teacher. One rainy day, he went to visit the famous
Master 6an-in. When he walked in, the master greeted him
with a question, "Did you leave your wooden clogs and
umbrella on the porch?"
"Yes," Tenno replied.
"Tell me," the Master continued, "did you place your
umbrella to the left of your shoes, or to the right?"
Tenno did not know the answer, and realized that he had not
yet attained full awareness.
So he became 6an-in's apprentice and studied under him for
ten more years. 88
Story With
A Message 9
* A Cheerful Heart
"`Tis well to walk with a cheerful heart
Wherever our fortunes call,
With a friendly glance and an open hand
And a gentle word for all.
Since life is a thorny and difficult path
Where toil is the portion of man,
We all should endeavor, while passing along
To make it as smooth as we can."
Pearl S. Buck observed that "we learn as much from sorrow
as from joy, as much from illness as from health, as much from
handicap as from advantage—and, indeed, perhaps more.
"Suffering and pain and confusion are realities in the lives
of us all—but in learning to cope without losing hope, in
learning from those realities and accepting the lessons learned
in humility and patience, we become capable of growth, re-
creation, transformation—and resurrection."
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Letting Go
To let go doesn't mean to stop caring;
It means I can't do it for someone else.
To let go is not to cut myself off...
It's the realization that I can't control another...
To let go is not to enable,
but to allow learning from natural consequences.
To let go is to admit powerlessness,
which means the outcome is not in my hands.
To let go is not to try and change or blame another,
I can only change myself.
To let go is not to care for, but to care about.
To let go is not to fix, but to be supportive.
To let go is not to judge,
but to allow another to be a human being.
To let go is not to be in the middle arranging all the
outcomes,
but to allow others to affect their own outcomes.
To let go is not to be protective,
It is to permit another to face reality.
To let go is not to deny, but to accept.
To let go is not to nag, scold, or argue,
but to search out my own shortcomings and correct them.
To let go is not to adjust everything to my desires,
but to take each day as it comes and cherish the moment.
To let go is not to criticize and regulate anyone,
but to try to become what I dream I can be.
To let go is not to regret the past,
but to grow and live for the future.
To let go is to fear less and love more.
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It Takes Courage
Author Unknown
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Think about it
Before you argue about your dirty house; someone didn't clean or sweep
Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet
And when you are tired and complain about your job
Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had
your job
Put a smile on your face and thank God you're alive and still
around . 94
* The Triple Filter Test . . . . . . Source Unknown
In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in
high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher
and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?"
"Well, no," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and…"
"All right," said Socrates. "So you don’t really know if it’s
true or not. Now, let’s try the second filter, the filter of
Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend
something good?"
--George Moore
-Plautus
--Spanish Proverb
--Socrates
--Lin Yutang
TODAY
We shall give our gold in a princely sum,
* Inspirational Words
Work: It is the secret of success.
Play: It is the symbol of youthfulness.
Read: It is the source of knowledge.
Think: It is the strength of the mind.
Love: It is the sacrament of life.
Dream: It is the soul of aspiration.
Help: It is the secret of happiness.
Laugh: It is the song of experience.
Pray: It is the source of strength.
Plan: It is the secret of being able to have time for all of the
above. 99
Thoughts To Live By
You shall not worry,
for worry is the most unproductive of all
human activities.
You shall not be fearful,
for most of the things we fear never come to pass.
You shall not carry grudges,
for they are the heaviest of all life's burdens.
You shall face each problem as it comes.
You can only handle one at a time anyway.
You shall not take problems to bed with you,
for they make very poor bedfellows.
You shall not borrow other people's problems.
They can better care for them than you.
You shall not try to relive yesterday for good or ill, it is forever gone.
Concentrate on what is happening in your life. Be happy now!
You shall be a good listener,
for only when you listen do you hear ideas different from your own.
You shall not become "bogged down" by frustration,
for 90% of it is rooted in self-pity and will only interfere with positive
action.
You shall count your blessings, never overlooking the small ones, for a
lot of small blessings add up to a big one.
Inspiring Words
* If you add to the truth, you subtract from it.
* Nature, Time, and Patience are the three greatest physicians.
* Don’t talk about yourself; it’ll be done when you leave.
* Diligence is the mother of good luck.
* Knowledge is madness if good sense doesn’t direct it.
* What you dislike in another take care to correct in yourself.
* If you seek to understand the whole universe you’ll understand
nothing at all, but seek to understand yourself and you’ll come to
understand the whole universe.
* It is comparison that makes people happy or miserable. 100
A6SWERS SECTIO6
RIDDLES
21.
1 = (5 / 5) x (5 / 5), 2 = (5 / 5) + (5 / 5), 3 = (5 + 5 + 5) / 5, 4 = ((5 x 5) - 5) / 5
5 = ((5 - 5) / 5 ) + 5, 6 = ((5 x 5) + 5) / 5, 7 = 5 + ((5 + 5) / 5),
8 = (5 - (5 / 5)) x .5 9 = 5 + 5 - (5 / 5) 10 = 5 + 5 x (5 / 5)