Music & Lyrics

1. Miracle Tim Minchin

q=78 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
(in tempo)
Flute

Clarinet in Bb

harmon mute

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Bass Trombone

really ropey grade 1 style

Glock
Percussion
Primary school style

Timpani

random pitch bends

Guitar

q=78
SET KEYBOARD
3,4 VOLUME TO 15
(in tempo)

really ropey grade 1 style

Kbd 1
Piano

Glock

Band
+Bass Tbn
Tbn

[+Keys I]
MD
Recorders
Kbd 2

Play extremely badly and inaccurately

Cello

Double Bass

Cues
[vln]

q=78 (in tempo)

[recorders]

Piano

[tbn]

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8 9 10 11 12 13 14
A
Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

play nicely
now please.
Bass Trombone
mp
play nicely Triangle
now please.
Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Double speed q=h A

to Piano
Kbd 1
Piano

Lavender Boy1

Voice

My mum -my says I'm a mi -ra - cle! My dad -dy says I'm his spe -cial lit -tle guy!
Triangle
Kbd 1
Band

MD play nicely
Kbd 2 now please.
Bass + Tbn Bass solo +Tbn

Cello

pizz.
Double Bass
mp

Cues

Double speed q=h

A

Piano

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15 16 17 18 19
Flute

Flute
mp poco cresc

Clarinet

Clarinet in Bb
mp poco cresc

harmon mute

Trumpet 1
mp

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

H: Lavender, Amanda, Girl1

Girl1 Bruce L: Girl2 Bruce, Eric, Boy1

Voice

I am a prin - cess and I am a prince. Mum says I'm an an - gel sent down from the sky. My dad - dy says I'm his
WW
Tpt
Band
mp poco cresc mp

WW
Tpt

MD mp poco cresc mp
Tuba
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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20 21 22 23 24 25

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

mf

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Bruce

Voice

spe -cial lit - tle sol - dier, No -one is as hand - some, strong as me. It's true he in - dul - ges my ten -den -cy to bulge But I'm his lit - tle sol - dier,

Band

MD
Kbd 2

mf

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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26 27 28 29 30 31
B
Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

mp` staccato
Kbd 1
Piano

Amanda, Girl2

Voice

hup two four free! My mum -my says I'm a mi - ra - cle, One look at my face and it's plain to see. E - ver since the day doc chopped the um-

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello
mf

Double Bass
mf

Cues

[cel]
B

[pno+cel]
Piano

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32 33 34 35 36 37

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1
mf

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Snare
Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1 f
Piano

Nigel, Boy2

Voice

bi - li - cal Cord it's been clear there's no peer for a mi - ra -cle like me. My dad -dy says I'm his spe -cial lit - tle sol - dier, No -one is as bold or

Band

Tpt / Drum

MD mf
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

[snare]
Piano
[tbn]

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38 39 40 41 42 43

Flute

sempre non legato

Clarinet in Bb
mp

Trumpet 1

mf

Trumpet 2
mf

Bass Trombone
mf

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

tough as me. Has my dad -dy told ya, one day when I'm ol - der I can be a sol- dier, and shoot you in the face!

Band

Clar

MD mf
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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44 45 46 47
D non legato

Flute
mp

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Acoustic
F7 E7 F7 Cº
Guitar
mp

Kbd 1
cantab. bring out
Piano 3
countermelody

3 3
Voice

One can hard - ly move for beau - ty and brill - i - ance these days. It

Band

Kbd 1 + Cello

MD
Kbd 2 3

cantab.

Cello
mf 3

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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48 49 50 51

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

E7 F7
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano 3

3 3
Voice

seems that there are mil - lions of these one in a mil - li - ons these days.

Band

MD
Kbd 2 3

Cello
3

Double Bass

Cues
[str]

Piano

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52 53 54 55 56 57

Flute
mp

Clarinet in Bb
mp

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion
S.D.

Timpani

Guitar

mp
Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

"Spe - cial - ness" seems de -rig - eur. A - bove a - ver -age is a -ver - age; Go fig - ueur,

Band

Strings

MD mf
Kbd 2

cantabile
Bass

Cello

Double Bass

Cues
Is it some modern miracle of calculus that such frequent miracles don't render each one unmiraculous?

Piano

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58 59 60 61 62
E
Flute
mf

Clarinet in Bb

mf

Trumpet 1

mf

Trumpet 2
mf

Bass Trombone
mf
Cr

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1 mf strong! funky!

Piano

All kids

Voice

My mum -my says I'm a mi - ra - cle, One look at my

Band

Kbd 1

mf
MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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63 64 65 66 67

Flute

To B. Cl.
Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Cr

Percussion

Timpani

E7 F7
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

face and it's plain to see. E - ver since the day doc chopped the um - bi - li - cal Cord it's been clear there's no peer for a

Ens

Voice

Ah!

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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68 69 70 71 72

Flute

Clarinet in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion
RS

Timpani

B¨7
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Lavender

Voice

mi - ra - cle like me. My mum -my says I'm a pre -cious bar - re - li - na; She has ne - ver seen a pret -ti - er bar - re - li - na.

Voice

Band

Gtr

MD
Kbd 2 Bass

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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73 74 75 76

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb 3
Clarinet in Bb
mf

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

G7
Guitar

Kbd 1 mp
Piano

una corda

Voice

She says if I'm keen I have to cut down on the cream, But I'm a bar - re - li - na so GIVE ME MORE CAKE!
Dad2 Mum2

Voice

Take a - no-ther
Dad2

Voice

Take a - no-ther

Band

Celeste

MD mp
Kbd 2 [Bass Cl]
3

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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77 78 79 80 81
F
Flute
mp

Bass Clarinet
in Bb
mp

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Cº
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Mum2

Voice

pic -ture of our an-gel in the cos -tume that I made. The role of "tree" has ne ver been por -trayed with such con -vin -cing sway. That's right ho ney
- look at

Voice

pic -ture of our an-gel in the cos -tume that I made...

Band

w/Fl

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

[Fl+Cel]

Piano

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82 83 84 85 86

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb
p mp

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

SD

Timpani

D¨7
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Dad2

Voice

Don't put ho - ney on your bro -ther I think she blinked no -ther
Mum2 Dad1

Voice

Mum -my smile for mum -my smile for mum Well take a - Have you seen this school re - port? He got a C on his re-

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello
mp

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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87 88 89 90 91

Flute

Bass Clarinet
in Bb

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

C7 C7(b9)
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Mum1 3

Voice

What? She's just de -light -ful so hi - lar- i -ous and in sight

- -ful

Voice

port. We'll haveto change his school, the teach -er's clear -ly fall -ing short. might she be a lit -tle bright -er than the

Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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92 93 94 G 95 96 97
To Alto Sax.
Flute
mf
To Cl. Clarinet in Bb To Ten. Sax.
Bass Clarinet
in Bb
mf

Trumpet 1
mp mf

Trumpet 2
mp mf

Bass Trombone
mf
Ride Toms
Cr
Percussion

mf

Timpani

Guitar

G mf

Kbd 1
Piano CLICK mf mf

Kids
Voice

My mum-my says I'm a mi - ra - cle, One look at my face and it's plain to
All mums

Voice

They ought to put her UP a form! Take a -no -ther pic -ture of our an - gel, she she
he lookslove -ly in this light. I know I ought -n't say this but he is the
All dads

Voice

norm? Take a -no -ther

Band

Kbd 1

MD
mf
Kbd 2

Cello
mp

Double Bass
f

Cues [+br 8vb]

Piano

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98 99 100 101 102
Alto Saxophone
Alto Saxophone
mf
Tenor Saxophone
Clarinet in Bb
mf

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Toms

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

see. E - ver since the day doc chopped the um - bi - li - cal Cord it's been clear there's no peer for a mi - ra - cle like me.
I think you're right bro - ther I think she blinked

Voice

cut-est here,am I right? Come here ho- ney, next to mum- my, Don't put ho-ney on your Smile for mum- my, smile for mo- ther. Well take a-

Voice

I think you'reright! Don't put ho-ney on your bro - ther. I think she
he blinked.
Tpt
Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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103 104 105 106

Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

harmon mute
Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

solo

Kbd 1 ff non legato

Piano

Voice

My mum -my says I'm a mi - ra - cle, That I'm as ti - ny and as shi - ny as a mir - ror ball. You can

Voice

no - ther! mi - ra - cle mir - ror ball You can

Voice

mi - ra - cle mir - ror ball You can

Band

Strings

MD mf
Kbd 2

Cello
mf

Double Bass

mf

Cues

[no br]

Piano [str +8va]

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107 108 109 110

Alto Saxophone
f
To Cl.
Tenor Saxophone
f

Trumpet 1
f

Trumpet 2
f

Bass Trombone
f

Percussion
f

Timpani

C7
Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Voice

be all cy - ni - cal, but it's a truth em - pi - ri - cal: There's ne - ver been a mi - ra - cle, a mi - ra - cle as mi - ra - cle as

Voice

be all cy - ni - cal, but it's a truth em - pi - ri - cal: There's ne - ver been a mi - ra - cle, a mi - ra -- cle...
cle as mi - ra - cle as

Voice

be all cy - ni - cal, but it's a truth em - pi - ri - cal: There's ne - ver been a mi - ra - cle, a mi - ra - cle...
WW/Br
Band

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

Piano

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111 112 113 114 115 116
H To Fl.
Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Shaker rhythm ad lib

Percussion
mp

Timpani

Guitar

H
To Keyboard Hospital beep sample

Kbd 1 any note!

Piano

Voice

me.

Band

I’m competing in the bi-annual international amateur

"Look, is this going to take much longer, Doctor, I’ve got a plane to catch at three. Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris".
Celeste
+ Hospital beep
+ Shaker

p
MD
Kbd 2 Bass

Cello

[Underscore]
Double Bass
p

Cues
H I’m competing in the bi-annual international amateur Salsa and Ballroom Dancing Championships in Paris". "You’re… getting on a
"Look, is this going to take much longer, plane, Mrs Wormwood?"
Doctor, I’ve got a plane to catch at three.

[cel only]
Piano [bs + drums only]

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117 118 119 120 121 122

Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Band

"You’re… getting on a plane, Mrs Wormwood?"

"Oh yes. I’ve been training four hours a day, for the last two years and I can tell you one thing;

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

"Oh yes. I’ve been training four hours a day, for the last two years and I can tell you one thing; if Jennifer Littleton thinks she's

Piano

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123 124 125 126 127 128
I
Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

I
M.D. PLAY

Kbd 1
Piano

Band

walking off with the coveted Golden Shoe this year she’s got another thing coming." "O-kay..."

if Jennifer Littleton thinks she's

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

walking off with the coveted Golden Shoe "O-kay...

this year she’s got another thing coming." I don't think that's- " I "I have a secret weapon. Rudolpho.
He’s part Italian, you know. Very

Piano

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129 130 131 132 133 134

Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Band

"I have a secret weapon. Rudolpho. He’s part Italian, you know. Very

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

supple. And he has incredible upper body strength." "So? What is it?
"I... think we should have a talk."

Piano

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135 136 137 138 139 140

Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Band

"I... think we should have a talk." "So? What is it? What’s wrong with me?"
supple. And he has incredible upper body strength." "Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea?"

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

What’s wrong with me?" "Wind? Mrs Wormwood

"Mrs Wormwood, do you really have no idea?" [C.O.] "Wind?" I want you to think very

Piano

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141 142 143 144 145 146
J
Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Band

"Wind?" "Wind? Mrs Wormwood

I want you to think very carefully; what do you think might be the cause of… this?"

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

"Mrs Wormwood,
carefully; what do you think might be the cause of… this?" J "Am I... am I... Look, am I..." [C.O.] fat?"
you’re pregnant."

Piano

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147 148 149 150

Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Band

"You’re going to have a baby."

"Am I... am I... Look, am I..." fat?" "Mrs Wormwood, "What!?!"
you’re pregnant."

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

"You’re going to "But I’ve got a baby. I don’t want another one. Isn’t there
"What!?!"
have a baby." something you can do...?"

Piano

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151 152 153 154

Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

Kbd 1
Piano

Band

Isn’t there something you can do...?"

"But I’ve got a baby. I don’t want another one.

MD
Kbd 2

Cello

To Bass
Double Bass

Cues

"You’re eight "...antibiotics, or..." "Mrs Wormwood, you don’t seem "Well, don’t keep saying it.
months' pregnant!" to realise, you are pregnant!"

Piano

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155 156 157 158 159
VAMP - OUT ANY BAR Flute
Alto Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone

Trumpet 1

Trumpet 2

Bass Trombone

Percussion

Timpani

Guitar

VAMP - OUT ANY BAR (no rall.)

Kbd 1
Piano

una corda

Band

Oh my good lord!
"You’re eight months' pregnant!" "...antibiotics, or..."
What about the Golden Shoe?"

MD
Kbd 2
Cello + Pno (Piano)

Cello

Double Bass

Cues

VAMP - OUT ANY BAR What about the Golden Shoe?"

He’s very fiery, it’s his Latin temperament.

Piano

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