He’ll
Philip Cesar ordre me again to squat in front of the flagpole.
Hey, you’re all here. Have you been there long ?
Has our teacher arrived yet? That skinny, dark NingNing: Oh no, you won’t. Teacher is not yet
man who looks like a corpose? here. Come…
Aha , he’s not yet here . Good , there’s plenty of Bondying: Maaammmaaaa!
time to play!
Kiko arrives, reading a book . Bodyok: Hey, you …. Come out of there. No
body’s going to punish you.
Kiko : Here we go again .
Bodyok : Come over and play with us. Basketball
Bodyok : Revilla now comes in . is such fun!
Kiko: Oy, bodyok, you should be reviewing Bondying: Maaaammmaaaa!
today’s lesson . Or else nobody will be able to
answer the day’s drill and our teacher will flare Bodyok: Why are you so scared?
up again .
Bondying : So many people.
Bodyok : Man to man … Bodyok versus Revilla ..
Bodyok: People? It’s only us here.
Kiko: That’s not fair .
Bondying: Only us?
Bodyok: Bodyok on the double .
Kiko: Right, there’s nobody else around here.
Kiko: I’m in! Pass me the ball.
Bondying: Really?
NingNing : Good morning, Mister Tuk … Ay,
NingNing: Yes, truly. Cross my heart.
teacher is not here yet.
Bodyok: So, come…
Kiko: Join us, NingNing .
Bondying: Okay, you swear?
Ningning: No, no, teacher will be coming any
moment . Bondying: Maaaaammmaaaa! You fooled me.
Look there, there’s plenty of people.
Kiko: it’s Monday . I’m sure he’ll be late. Aren’t
you used to him yet? NingNing: Ah, them. Don’t be afraid of them.
They won’t harm you. They’re nice.
Bodyok : Ladies and gentlemen, Mon Fernandez
now comes in … Bodyok passes the ball to Bondying: But who are they?
Fernandez … uuuupss!
Bodyok: People.
NingNing: Yeheyyyy!
Bondying: What kind of people?
Bondying : Maaaaaammmaaaa!
Kiko: They’re nice people.
Bodyok: Hey, come back here.
Bondying: Will they order me to squat in front Bodyok: E, because…
of the flagpole?
NingNing: Because our basketball court is over
NingNing: No, they won’t. there.
Bondying: I want to stay right here. Mr.Tuko: Oh my God! What are these?
Bodyok: I told you to go right there! Bodyok: These sir? These are dead fingernails.
Mr.Tuko: What a shame! What will people say? Mr.Tuko: and who is our national hero ?
Your teacher doesn’t teach you a proper Bondying!
hygiene.
Bondying: Sir…
Bondying: I don’t like gin I get tipsy.
Mr.Tuko: I said who is our national hero?
Mr.Tuko: Idiot! I said hygiene that means
proper care of the body and sou. My goodness. Bondying: E, e Sir..
When will ever learn? Do I have things over and Mr.TUko: answer my question!
over again?
Bodyok: Bogs Adornado.
Kiko: Oh, no, no, sir.
Bondying: Sir ..
Mr.Tuko: Then you to change your bad habits.
Mr. Tuk: yes… Bondying
Pupils: Yes, Mr. Tuko.
Bondying: Adornado, sir.
Pupils: Yes Mr. Tuko, and yes mr.Tuko… my
goooodnessss okey! Okey! Let us begin the day. Mr. Tuko: who is Adornado?
Pupils: Today is Monday, Monday is happy day , Bondying: Toyota player, sir.
Everything is nice , exceptyouu!
Mr. Tuko: He is with Crispa, idiot! Ehe! What are
Mr.Tuko: Again! Repeat the last two lines. we talking about?
Pupils: Everything is nice because of you. Bondying: maaaammmmmaaa! Sir, I beg you
please… I already finished three long pencils
Mr.Tuko: Thank you. Now I love my country. writing thounsands of names.
Bondying: Doctor… Mr. Tuko: don’t make me foolish! Or I’ll give you
zero in the recitation.
Mr. Tuko: Jose…
Bodyok: sir, our national game is sipa, bit
Bondying: Jose… nobody plays that game, a.
Mr. Tuko: Rizal… Mr. Tuko: then we have to learn it. In order to
Bondying: Rizal… progress we have to study hard. And why do
you think Filipinos are poor? It is vecause we
Mr. Tuko: Now repeat. don’t appreciate the value of education and the
importance of discipline. That’s why I’m
Bondying: our national hero… is...is… Sir…,
teaching you novel traits-partriotism and love of
please repeat.
my country.
Mr. Tuko: These idiots! You are driving me sick!
Bondying approaches Mr. Tuko
Doctor Rizal!
Bondying: sir…
Bondying: Dr. Jose Rizal
Mr. Tuko: Don’t trick me, I know you have done
Mr. Tuko: Again!
one thousand. I know it, you can’t fool me.
Bondying: Doctor Jose Rizal
Bondying: No, sir I haven’t done one thousand.
Mr. Tukko: Again! Because I don’t know what’s the next to
twenty-seven.
Bondying: Dr. Jose Rizal
Mr. Tuko: What a shame! You don’t even know
Mr. Tukko: Again! how to count. How are going to survive in this
world?
Bondying: Dr. Jose Rizal
Bondying: When I grow up! I will buy a
Mr. Tuko: now go to the corner and recite it one
calculator, sir.
thousand times.
Mr. Tuko: idiot! You cannot count with a
Bondying: One thousand times!
calculator! You can only divide and
Mmmmmmaaaaammmmmmmmaaaaa, that’s
multiply…Kiko…
too many sir.
Kiko: yes, Kiko.
Mr. Tuko: you write instead
Mr. Tuko: you count for Bondying. See to it that
Bondying: I’ll recite it, sir!. One thouasand
he doesn’t cheat.
times, mmmmmaaaaammmm!
Kiko: Yes, sir.
Mr. Turko: And don’t you cheat me… okay, ley
us continue. Bonyok, what is your national Mr. Tuko: Now, where was I?
game?\
Ningning: Patriotism, sir. Mr Tuko: Very good class! Before we start our
first for today, I want you to write the following
Mr. Tuko: oh yes, patriotism. The noblest of all thing in your notebook.
virtues. You, you are the hope if the
motherland. In the future you will rise up to Bodyok: Sir, I don’t have a pencil.
become the pillars of this society. And when
you are already in the top, when you have Mr. Tuko: You don’t have a pencil! You are like a
reached the peak of success, you will look back soldier going to a battle without a gun.\
and recall you school days. You will remember Bodyok: But I have a gun, sir! Bang-bang-bang!
me, you will remember my words. And then
you will say to yourselves, yes, Mr. Tuko, you Mr. Tuko: idiot! What I mean s you should bring
were right. your pencil everyday. Who has an extra pencil?
Mr. Tuko: Finished! You must have cheated! Mr. Lend it to Bodyok before my blood pressure
Kiko, did you count well. shoots out again.
Kiko: Yes, sir. Ningning: yes, sir! Don’t use up my erase. Ha?
Mr. Tuko: Really? Mr. Tuko: You are going bring these things
tomorrow: drawing board, colored paper, crepe
Bondying: Hes, sir. Really. paper, scissors and paste, I am going to expect
Mr Tuko: I must be carried away by my these tomorrow, so better not forget.
nationalist feeling. You see class, whenever I Bodyok: Sir, why do we have to bring these
speak of my country, I lose my sense of time. things?
Bodyok: You are lie a congressmane. Mr. Tuko: Because we are going to make paper
Mr. Tuko: What did you say? and paper flags, we will make a Philippine flag,
American flags, Japanese flags.
Bodyok: I said, sir you are very brave like
superman. Kiko: we are going to study flags. Sir?
Mr. Tuko: Oh please don’t mention it… now let’ Mr. Tuko: No. we are going to airport
go back in our business… and so class what’s the tomorrow. Some special guests from abroad are
motto of our section? Say it loud and clear. coming and we are going to meet them and
demonstrate Philippine hospitality.
Pupils: Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Bondying: Are they balikabayan, sir?
Mr. Tuko: and what is colour of our section?
Mr. Tuko: Tell your mother dead tha is for the Pupils: literatyoooorrr…
glory of our country. Just imagine, if they are Mr.Tuko: No! no! No! Let it side out of your lips
treated to people. So tomorrow, your clothes like a beautiful waterfall.. Say
have to be sparking white, iron pants, shine LITRAYYYYYTUUUREE.
your shoes, comb you hair, cut your fingernails.
And please… brush your teeth! I don’t want to Pupils: Litreyyyyyyooorr..
see anybody smiling with yellow teeth!
Mr.Tuko: Be graceful! Like a swan on a lake!
Bodyok: Sir, can I be absent at the airport LITRAYYYTUUUURREEE.
tomorrow? I have to battle our carabao in the
Pupils: Literayyyytyuurr.
morning.
Mr.Tuko: How wonderful! How musical! Now,
Mr. Tuko: Me too, I have to wash plenty of
Bring out your homework. Kiko, What did I tell
dishes.
you to bring to class?
Bondiyng: I have to scrub our floor.
Kiko: Sir, you told us to bring a poem about
Kiko: I have to gather feed for our pigs. love.
Mr. Tuko: that is an oder from the district Mr.Tuko: Yes! Love! The greatest wonder of the
superintendent What is the more important to world NingNing.
you, hog’s feed or the pride of the Filipino race?
NingNing: Yes, sir..
Kiko: Hog’s feed, sir.
Mr.Tuko: Read to us your poem love.
Mr. Tuko: Kiko, what’s happening to you, you
Ningning: Yes, sir.
are becoming stupid like them? Watch out;
remember that you are in the honor list. Mr.Tuko: Read it with full emotion. And with
action. Ha,
Kiko: You see sir…
Ningning: Yes, Sir
Mr. Tuko: I will not entertain any more
questions. Someday, when you have grown up, Mr.Tuko: My goodness, what was that?
you will finally understand the importance of all
Ningning: My homework sir, It was taught to Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet! Have you even
me by mygrandmother. heard it? I’m sure you haven’t Oh. It brings back
the memory of my college days when I acted
Mr.Tuko: I told you to read a poem on love. out the role of Romeo. They were at the
Why did you deliver a speech? balcony, by the light of the moon Romeo swore
Ningning: Aba, sir, my grandmother sad it was a to Juliet…
great poem. From Francisco Baltazar’s Florante Mr. Tuko acts out the scene, playing both
at Laura. Romeo and Juliet will reply..“ o, swear not by
Mr.Tuko: Florante at laura! Balagtas! Our lesson the moon, the inconstant moon.
is literature, not Filipino. [Romeo]: what shall I swear by?
Kiko: why sir? Are Filipino writings are not part [Juliet]: do not swear at all. Although I joy in
of literature. thee, I have no joy of this contract; it is too rash,
Mr.Tuko: Kiko! Are you trying to question my too unadvised, and too sudden. Goodnight…
thirty-two years teaching experience in this good night…
academic institution? [Romeo]: the exchange of thy love’s faithful
Kiko: No sir. vow for mine.
Mr.Tuko: Well, what are trying to prove to your [Juliet]: I gave thee mine before thou didst
question? request it.
Bodyok: Why, sir is it wrong to ask question? [Juliet]: Good night, good night
Parting is such a sweet sorrow
Mr.Tuko: I am trying to say it is wrong to ask That I shall say goodnight till it be
question! tomorrow.
Mr.Tuko: No, I’m not upset. I was just [Juliet]: Goodbye. My sweet Romeo.
explaining.
Pupils: Goodbye Mr.Tuko.
Pupils: Aaaahhhh…
Mr.Tuko: Goodbye my little… waits! And where
Ningning: How is this sir, shall I tell my do you think you are going?
grandmother that Florante at Laura is not
literature? Oh, dear, to think that my Bodyok: You said goodbye, so let’s go home!
grandmother is a relative of Balagtas. Mr.Tuko: Oh my goodness, I was just enjoying
Mr.Tuko: No! no! no! What I mean to say by acting out a scene from the classic Romeo and
literature is a world of literature. Like the work Juliet for your enjoyment.
of the greatest of them all, William
Ningning: Pardon me, sir we are not really should be handed down from generation to
enjoying your drama. generation.
Mr.Tuko: It is because you did not understand Bondying: Well. Dir I just ask my elder brother
Shakespeare. to be my teacher.
Bodyok: If we don’t understand, sir, let’s us all Mr.Tuko: Oh and will your elder brother be able
go home. I still heve to bathe my carabao. to give you a diploma? No! And without a
diploma, you are nobody in the society. That is
Ningning: I have to wash plenty if dishes. why you have no choice but to stay in this
Bondying: I have to scrub the floor. building. You are all prisoners in this institution.
Kiko: I have to gather hog’s feed. Bondying: Prisoner, sir? Maaammmaaa. I don’t
want to die in an electric chair.
Mr.Tuko: Stop that foolishness! You are
supposed to stay in classroom from seven-thirty Bodyok: Idiot! Don’t be afraid. It we are
in the morning until three o’clock in the prisoners, then we can plan for an escape.
afternoon! Bondying: MMaaaammmaaa. I can’t climb a
Bodyok: If we refuse, sir. wall…
Mr.Tuko: Nobody is authorized to refuse in this Bodyok: You are so stupid. We are not climbing
classroom. If you cannot understand any wall.
Shakespeare, I will teach you how to Mr.Tuko: What is the whispering going there?
understand him. How did you think I got to this
Bondying! Bonyok?
honourable position? I studied hard hard. I
burned the midnight oil. And that’s why I am Bondying: Maaaammmmaaa..
trying hard to raise you as responsible citizens
of this nation. I work hard all my walking hours Bodyok: Nothing, sir. Bondying is just asking
something about Shakespeare.
to provide you with the best education.
Bodyok: But sir, I saw you the other night Mr.Tuko: You see, you are starting to ask
serving food at Aristocrast’s in cubao. questions about Shakespeare. Don’t worry
children, we are going to take up Shakespeare
Mr.Tuko: Oh my god! Me, a waiter! You must again tomorrow…
be mistaken, child. Don’t you know that every
single night I lose sleep and spend hours Pupils: Ayyyy…
preparing my daily lesson plan? Mr.Tuko: I am sure you still cannot appropriate
Kiko: Sir, my elder brother told me the lessons the value of literature in human existence, but
you teach are exactly the same lessons you as you grow up you will soon understand. And
taught this class twelve years ago. then you will say to yourselves…
Mr.Tuko: Because there are lessons that are Pupils: Yes, Mr Tuko, you were right.
golden. They never lose their brilliance and so
Mr. Tuko: Very good class. And now let us go Mr. Tuko: if you have any complaints, you see
our next lesson for today. The study of the past me after class.
that will bring us to glorious gates of tomorrow,
The study of progress of mankind, And what do Bondying: Maaaaamaaaaaa…
you call this subject. Bondying? Mr. Tuko: Now going back to the question
BondyingL Maaammmmaaa… M-me, sir? Ningning: Sir!
Mr. Tuko: yes, you. Mr. Tuko: Oh yes, my dead Ningning
Bondying: Couldn’t be. Ningning: May I go out, sir?
Ningning: Then who? Mr tuko: There is nothing funny! Recess is the
Bondying: I think number one stole the cookie time to go out to the cokfort room. And you
the from the cookie jar! better keep that in mind, Now, where are we?
Mr. Tuko: Wrong!. And that means minus ten Kiko: Our nest lesson for today is History.
points in recitation. You are challenging me, Mr. Tuko: Very good, Kiko. For the brilliant
then you will see. answer, I give you ten points.
Bondying: But, sir. Bondying: But, sir.
Mr. Tuko: And so class, our next lesson for Mr Tuko: Show? Me?
today is History. Let us move back the hands to
time and study the discovery of the Philippines Bodyok: Yes sir and you better watch carefully.
by Ferdinand Magellan. It was March 16, 1521 Mr. Tuko: What os the foolishness again?
when the great white men landed on our pagan
shores to bring civilization and Christianity to Bodyok: Aba, this is not foolishness, sir. Kiko did
God-forsaken land. Unfortunately, Magellan some research at the National Library.
was killed by the vicious tribe of Lapu-Lapu in
Kiko: B-bodyok…
Mactan.
Bodyok: Don’t worry, this is a democratic
Bodyok: C’mon
country didn’t he just say no?
Kiko: He’s going to be mad again…
Kiko: But…
Bodyok: I’ll take care of him. Ready, everybody.
Bodyok: Paragraph 3, Article 4!
Mr Tuko: Stop talking over there. In a little
Kiko: What if…….
while, I will be giving an exam, fill in the blanks.
I am warning you. Bodyok: I’ll take care of everything.
Bodyon: We are listening, sir. And Kiko has Mr. Tuko: O, where’s the show? Are you playing
something to say. games with me?
Mr. Tuko: what is it, my dead Kiko? Bodyok: we are ready, sir. Action!
Kiko: E,s-sir. Mr: Tuko Oh, so Ningning, you are also part of
this.
Mr Tuko: Speak up! You are in a democratic
country and you have the right to say what you Ningning: Well, you didn’t like a Balagtas, e.
want to say by virtue by Paragraph 3 Article of
the Constitution. Mr. Tuko: Oh, and you too, Bondying, ha.
[Asawa]: What isw this? [Lapu-lapu]: They lie! They take away our land,
sea, women, pearls, garlic onions… They make
[Humabon]:for you to keep your betel nuts. us slaves!
[Asawa]: The drawings, very beautiful. [Magellan]: I am Devil. I am good person. Give
[Humabon]: Now, I offer you a poem… you gifts, combs, buttons, pins, and a Sto. Niño.
Kiko: Before Magellan came, we had our own [Magellan]: Long live Spain!
writing.
[Lapu-Lapu]: Love life Philippines! Let us
[Humabon]: Asawa! Asawa! celebrate!
[Humabon]: I received leaf. Kiko: But sir, this is not foolish. I worked hard on
this research.
[Asawa]: I use for betel nut?
Mr. Tuko: Well, from what books did you pick
[Humabon]: NO. This is telegram from far away. all this garbage?
[Asawa]: what does it say? Kiko: From the books of Agoncillo and
[Humabon]: Spaniards coming. You prepare. Constantino.
[Humabon]: leaf says. Soon. Don’t be surprised. Kiko: They are number one today in History.
[Magellan]: Viva, España! Bodyok: You seem sir. You haven’t even read
their books. Kiko knows more than you do.
[Humabon]: Who you?
Mr. Tuko: Of course, I have read Agoncillo and
[Magellan]: My name, Ferdinand Magellan. Constantino. What do you think of me? I have
read all those books when I was in college.
[Asawa]: You Spaniards?
Kiko: Sir, these books were published only
[Magellan]: Yes, a Spanish wimp.
recently.
[Humabon]: Why you come here?
Mr. Tuko: It must be another book I am talking. Bodyok: Don’t be scared. We can beat him. Just
I get so confused with so many books I have like what we did a while ago.
read.
Ningning: But he’s going to flunk all of us.
Bodyok: Well, If you have read these books why
you didn’t you use them for our lessons? Kiko: Flunk? Waaaah…
Ningning: Ay, he cannot answer. Bondying: We are not going flunk. We will find a
way.
Bondying: He doesn’t know what to say, ay.
Mr. Tuko: Stop that whispering and if you have
Bodyok: C’mon, better admit you have not read anything to say, say it right now.
them at all, sir. You’re pulling out leg.
Pupils: None, sir…..
Pupils: What a shame! What a shame!
Mr. Tuko: Companyyyy,,, Teenshuuun! Well,
Mr. Tuko: This is too much! You have no right well, well… It seems everything is back to order.
to talk to me like that! Now let us move on peacefully to our next
lesson. And our next lesson is Health and
Kiko: But sir… Science. We are going to study the differebt
Mr. Tuko: And you, Kiko, for your foolishness, I parts of the human body. We are going to study
am striking out your name from the honor list! ehem so will learn how to take care and use
them properly. For example, what part of the
Kiko: But why, sir, there’s nothing with my body do you use for reading? Ningning……….
research, ah.
Ningning: Sir, eyes, sir.
Mr. Tuko: Shut up!
Mr. Tuko: Very good! Eyes for reading. And
Bodyok: You cannot me up! We are in a what do you use to listen to the good words of
democratic country! Paragraph 3, Article 4 of your teacher? Kiko…
the Constitution!
Mr. Tuko: Very good. Ears for listening. And
Mr. Tuko: Well then, by virtue of Section 2, what do you use to write the great lessons you
Paragraph 3 Article 7, in the case of emergency, learn from your teacher? Bondying…
I hereby declare Martial Law! This is too much!
You dumbbells! Bondying: Sir?
Bondying: Maaaaammmmaaa… what does it Mr. Tuko: I said what do you use for writing?
mean? Bondying: Sir, Pencil, sir.
Ningning: Here’s really mad now. Mr. Tuko: You are hopeless idiot! I mean what
Kiko: I am no longer in the honor list. you use with you pencil?
Mr. Tuko: Get my mirror outside and bring it Mr. Tuko: What was that crash I heard?
here. Kiko and Ningning: eh……
Bondying: Yes, sir. Bodyok: Kiko, sir he licked his desk.
Mr. Tuko: Be very careful, I don’t like it Mr. Tuko: Kiko you have anything against me?
scratched. It’s a very expensive mirror I
inherited from my grandmother. Kiko: Oh no, sir, no.
Bondying: Yes, sir , I’ll take care of it. Mr. Tuko: If you have any gripes against me, say
it my face.
Mr. Tuko: And while we are waiting for the
mirror, bring out your paper and your pencil Kiko: None, sir.
and copy every word I write on the blackboard.
Mr. Tuko: and you have any complaints
Bodyok: I don’t have paper sir
Bodyok and Ningning: None, sir.
Mr. Tuko: You don’t have paper! Bodyok. You
Mr. Tuko: Are you mad at me?
are like a fisherman going to the sea without a
paddle. Pupils: None, sir
Bodyok: But I have mammon Mr. Tuko: Any bad feelings?
Ningning: Ay, give me some Pupils: None, sir
Mr. Tuko: Well, that’s good. Better finish your Bodyok: We can do it, Oh Bondiyng better hide
work so we can proceed with the next lesson. now
Kiko: You idiot! Why did you break it Bodyok: You want to be punished?
Bodyok: C’mon you haven’t even heard it yet. Ningning: But sir! I have to wash plenty of
dishes
Ningning: Bodyok ha you might get us into
trouble Bodyok: I have to bathe my carabao
Bodyok: Hey kids! Do you want us to help Kiko and Mr. Tuko: I had to gather feed for our
Bondying or not? pigs!
Bondying: Please have pity on me. Mr. Tuko: Enough with your excuses! If you are
interested to learn, you can bathe your carabao,
Kiko and Ningning: Well of course.
wash the dishes and gather feed for your pigs
Bodyok: Ok then listen to my plan while memorizing your lessons. It’s just a matter
of using your common sense.
Kiko: eh…..
Bodyok: Sir, is that something we can eat?
Bodyok: Trust me! This is what will do…..
Mr. Tuko: Idiot! By common sense I
Kiko: You’ll take care of everything, ok? mean…..sentido cumon in other words, the
harmony of brain particles with the physical
Bodyok: Yes, I will.
assets of the human body in the first suit of
Ningning: I’m scared Bodyok goals and objectives within the reach man. In
tagalog gamitin niyo naman ang kukote niyo Mr. Tuko: Ningning I am warning you don’t get
paminsan minsan. yourself involved with this foolishness!
Mr. Tuko: If there’s a will there’s a way. So Mr. Tuko: Kiko my dear….
that’s you problem. By the way Kiko…
Kiko: yes, Mr. Tuko
Kiko: Sir
Mr. Tuko: What do you see? Tell me.
Mr. Tuko: During our break tell Bondying to
copy from you notes. Kiko: Sir….
Mr. Tuko: But where is Bondying? And where is Kiko: There’s something sir
my antique mirror? Mr. Tuko: and what is it?
Bodyok: Who sir? Kiko: Bondying sir holding your mirror.
Mr. Tuko: Bondying ask him to get my mirror. Mr. Tuko: Oh no! What is happening to me!
How come he’s not yet here? What can’t I see him? You’re puling my leg.
Kiko: Bondying sir? Pupils: No sir,
Mr. Tuko: yes, Bondiyng. Do I have to say again Mr. Tuko: Then why I can’t see him? This could
and again? be the effect of my moon lightning in Cubao…
Bodyok: but sir, Bondying is right here ah. Budyok: What was it sir?
Mr. Tuko: What did you say? Mr. Tuko: I said something must be wrong with
Bodyok: Bondying is right here. Do I have to say my eye glasses.
it again and again? Bodyok: That was also my guest sir maybe your
Mr. Tuko: Are fooling me again Bodyok? glasses need cleaning.
Bodyok: My goodness, I was just answering your Ningning: I’ll do it for you sir. Give me your eye
question. glasses.
Mr. Tuko: Ningning, do you see what Bodyok is Mr. Tuko: Yes please Ningning clean it up well
pointing at? Ningning: what grade are this glasses sir?
Ningning: Yes sir. Mr. Tuko: nine hundred fifty
Mr. Tuko: And what is this rascal pointing at? Bondying: Sir maybe your eye problem gotten
Ningning: Bondying holding a mirror. worse.
Mr. Tuko: Bondying is that you? Budyok: You better beware
Bondying: Right here sir. Mr. Tuko: And you’re even threatening me ha?
Mr. Tuko: Then it’s true you are here Bodyok: You must not forget sir, the PTA
meeting will be on Monday. All our parents will
Bondying: Can you see me now? be coming. And there’s lots of things we are
Mr. Tuko: yes, but not so clear. Where is my going to report to the meeting.
antique mirror. Mr. Tuko: What are you trying to prove?
Bondying: Right here sir. Bodyok: That you collected contributions for
Mr. Tuko: Oh yes. It’s here. Why I seen to look our floor wax, in school will be over soon but
stouter? This is strange. My hair has grown you haven’t even bought it yet. Remember
curly. Or have any gone dimmer. Maybe also classmates?
you need some cleaning. Oh no my antique Ningning: Oh yes I remember now.
mirror.
Bondying: And what about that Christmas party
Bondying: Maaaaaammmmaaaaa.. that never pushed through, he also hasn’t given
Ningning: I give up. back our contributions.