September 11, 2010 - Arizona vs.

The Citadel
Volume 55 Issue 1

The Leaky Bugle

REE
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WANTS
WANTS YOU
TO BEA
BEARR DOWN
(OR TO PET HIS LONG, FLOWING HAIR... YOUR CHOICE)
 Table of Contents
Message From/About the Editors.....................................3
Kristen and Chelsea say hi.

Behind the Music................................................................4

A brief history of the band whose music we’re performing

What is Cydonia?................................................................5
Mystery driving you crazy? Learn more here

102 Ways to Say “You Suck!”............................................6

You’ll hear most of them by the end of September

Retro-Spective....................................................................7
Presenting you with historic information

10 Reasons Being A Science/Math Major in the Pride is

a Good Thing................................................................8
There are SOME upsides....

Beat of a Different Drummer............................................8

Our very own Bryce Good’s comic returns

Meet the Band....................................................................9

Learn about those sections of the band you never get to march near

All You Ever Needed to Know About Bowl Games.........10

An overview for those of you who have no idea what a bowl game is

Caption Contest..................................................................11
Think you’re funny? Prove it.

The Citadel: Game Predictions.........................................12

People who know things about sports try to predict the future

Fabulous Football...............................................................13
Someone who doesn’t know things about sports tries to predict the future

Shoutouts............................................................................15
 Message From/About the Editors
Hello POA! We are Chelsea Cohen and Kristen Riordan, and
we’re the editors for this year’s Leaky Bugle. We’re both really
excited for this season and for being able to do the Leaky Bugle.
Help make it as awesome as it can be by submitting as much as
you can each week to theleakybugle@gmail.com!

About Chelsea About Kristen

Chelsea is a senior clarinet
player and Tears for Fears
rookie majoring in Creative
Writing and Linguistics and
minoring in Math. She is a
member of Tau Beta Sigma
and likes reading, solving
puzzles, and playing video
games.
Kristen is a senior horn player
and Tears for Fears rookie
majoring in Photography and
minoring in Art History. She
is a member of Kappa Kappa
Psi and likes sleeping, hugs,
and hanging out with her bros.

Leaky Bugle Staff

Committee Members Contributors

Tau Beta Sigma Kappa Kappa Psi Tyler Anderson Tiffany McCall
Chelsea Cohen Kristen Riordan Erika Barrett Mark Slater
Stephanie Castro Tyler Anderson Stephanie Castro Amanda Tester
Tiffany McCall Carl McBee Lauren Childers Craig Tester
Amanda Tester Emilio Romero Kenny Contrata Andre Veres
Craig Tester Lauren Spradlin Bryce Good Chris Waters

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 Behind the Music
by Tiffany McCall
The formation of Muse began in 1994 in Teignmouth (UK) with guitarist Matt Bellamy’s audition in
drummer Dominic Howard’s band and concluded with the addition of Chris Wolstenholme on bass gui-
tar. Together, they underwent a series of gigs under names like “Gothic Plague” and “Fixed Penalty” and
first moved into recognition when they won a Battle of the Bands contest under the name “Rocket Baby
Dolls” (note how appropriate flaming baby allusions would be if this hadn’t changed). The name “Muse”
emerged when a friend suggested that a muse was responsible for the formation of several bands in small-
town Teignmouth. Putting aside the Oxford English Dictionary’s use of the term in reference to the “nine
goddesses regarded as presiding over and inspiring learning and the arts,” the latter definition of a muse
as an object of “inspiration of poetry or song,” provided the band with a name that was not only short and
“looked good on posters,” but also with a name of substantial meaning.

Slowly rising to fame in gigs in London and Manchester, Muse met and signed a contract to produce
recordings for Sawmills Studio. After producing two EPs, the band eventually signed on with Taste Media
to produce Muse’s first three albums, Showbiz (1999), Origin of Symmetry (2001) and Absolution (2003).
The release of their second album, Origin of Symmetry resulted from much of the experimentation in both
instrumental and vocal lines to produce the slightly eerie (maybe even reminiscent of those Greek god-
desses) sound recognized as a characteristic to the band. The release of Absolution in 2003 debuted as
number one in the UK and marked the Muse’s first top ten hit, “Time is Running Out” and top twenty hits,
“Hysteria”, “Sing for Absolution” and “Butterflies and Hurricanes.” Following its release in the UK, they
were given two TV Europe awards and the merit of “Best Life Act” in both the Q Awards and the 2005
BRIT Awards. This success marked the band’s move into international popularity with tours in the Canada,
Australia, New Zealand, France, and the US, where the Absolution went Gold.
The band’s experimentation was furthered with the release of Black Holes and Revelations (2006), in
which a majority of the themes revolved around the inspiration and application of science fiction into their
music. This fourth album hailed a number of awards and nominations, of which “Knights of Cydonia” was
voted as number one in the world’s largest poll in Australia. Following the band’s innovative drive was the
release of The Resistance, the first album produced by the band itself. Topping the charts in 19 countries
(#3 in the US), the debut saw about 148,000 copies sold in its first week in the UK.

Throughout the success of their career, praise of Muse has correlated around the band’s ambition and in-
novation. Queen guitarist Brian May has described the band as “Real virtuosos” who “let their madness
show through, always a good thing in an artist.” Given the ambiguity of genres associated with the band
(progressive rock, space rock, alternative, electronic, Indie, even “rock opera”), Muse’s claim to fame lies
with their ability to create their own sound through unconventional means.

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 What is Cydonia?
by Craig Tester

Have you ever lost sleep at night after listening to “Knights of Cydonia” because you have absolutely no
idea just exactly where Cydonia is? Is it a town in medieval France? No. Is it the name of Matthew Bel-
lamy’s favorite bowling alley? Doubtful. Is it Professor Rees’ home planet? Possibly, but that’s the closest
guess so far. Truth be told, Cydonia isn’t on Earth. It’s a region on Mars.
“Mars?” you say. “How could there possibly be knights on Mars? We haven’t even discovered life on Mars,
much less one that has developed a feudal system of society!” Well, you’re right. There are no knights on
Mars. But there is a face, which is pretty cool too.

Look familiar? If you’ve ever seen the movie Mission to Mars or have paid
attention in an elementary school science class, it should. Taken by NASA’s
Viking 1 spacecraft, this photo shows the famous “face” on Mars situated
within the Cydonia region. Located in Mars’ northern hemisphere, Cydo-
nia consists of three smaller regions: Cydonia Mensae, Cydonia Colles, and
Cydonia Labyrinthus, which are a group of mesas, a collection of small hills,
and a series of complex intersecting valleys respectively. Some of these hills
are said to resemble human-built pyramids, which combined with the face has
created quite the excitement for conspiracy theorists across the world. So be-
fore you come to any conclusions, check out the picture below, taken in 2001
by the Mars Global Surveyor….

That’s the face without its makeup on. Not as good looking, huh?

The name Cydonia originates from an ancient city-state on the island

of Crete named Kydonia. Kydonia was mentioned in Virgil’s Aneid,
where its citizens were praised for their excellent archery skills. The
exact location of Kydonia was lost until Robert Pashley discovered
its site using only ancient literature (sometime around 1834). Today,
the city of Chania, Crete’s second largest city, resides on what was
once Kydonia.  
I hope that this brief explanation helps you sleep at night! Oh, and go
watch the music video. It’ll make more sense now.

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 102 Ways to Say “You Suck!” Unlike the 101 ways to say ‘Good Job!’, I feel this list is more
By Lauren Childers Rees appropriate
1) That sucked 52) Are you a rookie?
2) Unskilled 53) That’s not the way to do it
3) Repulsive 54) Did you leave your brain at home today?
4) Poor 55) What did you even do?
5) Shocking 56) Or you could try harder....
6) Horrific 57) That would be in poor taste
7) Terrible 58) That simply will not do
8) Appalling 59) That’s better than average
9) Atrocious 60) Are you inept?!
10) Awful 61) You must not have been practicing
11) Disastrous 62) Don’t quit your day job
12) Gruesome 63) That was crap
13) Horrid 64) Stop. What you are doing!
14) Offensive 65) At least your mother loves you
15) Mediocre 66) You’re scaring the children
16) Unacceptable 67) You swing like a dead cat
17) That’s wrong 68) Why don’t you just quit?
18) That’s weak 69) There must be a misunderstanding
19) You’re not working hard today 70) This isn’t what I meant
20) You are very bad at that 71) That needs correction
21) That’s not coming along 72) You need to concentrate
22) I’m upset to see you working like that 73) We don’t have all day
23) That’s careless 74) That’s not such a good idea
24) Exactly wrong 75) I’m not so keen on this
25) You made me depressed 76) Correct me if I’m wrong
26) You’re not improving any today 77) I know you’ve tried your best
27) You’ve just about got it, for ________ high school 78) I don’t think you understand
28) That’s the worst you’ve ever done 79) I have some reservations
29) You’re doing a crappy job 80) Maybe we should reflect
30) Are you trying to waste time? 81) I’m worried
31) Do it again 82) I’d like to express my doubts
32) [ ] 83) I regret to inform you, that was awful
33) That was ass 84) I hate to tell you, that was bad
34) Are you waiting for the second time? 85) I don’t know how to say this...
35) Keeping working on it 86) It’s a shame
36) You’re improving 87) I’m not satisfied
37) What do you not understand? 88) I’d like to file a complaint
38) That's not it 89) How about we keep on trying?
39) You didn't wow me 90) You didn’t overwhelm me
40) Do I have to do it myself? 91) Don’t try to outdo yourself now
41) Are you proud of that? Really??? 92) That was pathetic
42) You can play too ______ 93) At least we have something to work with
43) You really make my job fun 94) Well that was different
44) Are you new? 95) I don’t think you should do this anymore
45) We're not in the business of okay 96) You remembered! Finally....
46) That was okay 97) That was loathsome
47) What were you thinking? 98) That stinks
48) Where is your intensity? 99) If your lifeguard skills were as good as your
49) That was special _______ a lot of people would be drowning
50) *biting sarcasm* Wow... 100) That was frustrating
51) __________ Come here 101) If you were _______ing like that two thousand
years ago, people would stone you
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 Retro-Spective
by Amanda Tester and Tyler Anderson
Amanda is a know-it-all history major and a UA tour guide who enjoys relentlessly drilling campus
trivia into the brains of prospective students. Tyler is a chemistry major, total Boy Scout, and resi-
dent expert in all things UA and Tucson. Alone, we are simply the historians of Tau Beta Sigma and
Kappa Kappa Psi (respectively). Together, we are the guardians of POA history and the keepers of band
tradition and lore.

It’s no secret that the UA loves its fight songs. Exhibit 1: we have Bear Down Arizona, which has lyrics so simple that the
student section can pull off a passable rendition (even after consuming as they do on game days) and Fight, Wildcats, Fight (a
song so complicated that there are four different versions to sing, depending on whether you are an alumni or undergrad and if
you’re at a basketball or football game). So naturally, when we score a touchdown, the POA plays Fight, just to throw those
kids a curveball. It only makes sense that the UA band wanted to get on the fight song bandwagon. The following is an ac-
count of the events surrounding the advent of “Here Comes the Band.”
THE HISTORY OF “HERE COMES THE BAND”
In the early 1960s, the former leader of the popular ARMCO Corporation Band, Frank Simon, arrived in Tucson to accept a
position as the University of Arizona’s trumpet and cornet professor. Simon developed close ties to the marching band and
wrote the march “Here Comes the Band” for the UA Band.

Under Jack Lee, the UA Band performed “Here Comes the Band” in parade routines and on the field. Depending on the situ-
ation the band would play it, sing it, or alternate playing and singing. When James Keene took over the directorship in 1980,
the band participated in significantly fewer parades than the Jack Lee Era; therefore, “Here Comes the Band” fell out of use in
the Pride of Arizona.

“Here Comes the Band” was kept alive mainly by oral tradition within the local chapters of Kappa Kappa Psi and Tau Beta
Sigma for the next couple decades. During this time, Simon’s composition became less of a march and more of a fight tune.
Several odd modulations also appeared as it was passed down through the organizations. In the early 2000s a Vice Presi-
dent of Membership of the Kappa Kappa Psi chapter by the name of Jonah Elrod (former POA trombone section leader and
all-around awesome TA from 2006-2008) attempted to create a definitive version of “Here Comes the Band.” The original
versions couldn’t be found for reference, so he transcribed the piece as it made the most sense to him. Elrod’s version, with
revision by our very own Scott Matlick, is currently the official version passed down in the Omega chapters of Kappa Kappa
Psi and Tau Beta Sigma.

(For copies of the Elrod-Matlick transcription of “Here Comes the Band,” please send a request via e-mail to tanderso@email.
arizona.edu.)

And now, because the entire band deserves to share in the epic awesomeness of this piece, here are the lyrics to the POA’s
fight song.

Here comes the band, the U-of-A Band

With matchless reputation
The best by test, the best in the West
A pattern for the nation!

Here comes the band,

And Gee! But it’s grand
Hear that Bear Down melody
So cheer for Arizona! Fight for Arizona!
And lead the team to victory!

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10 reasons being a science/math major in the pride is
a good thing
By Erika Barrett
1. You  know  what  pain  relievers  to  take  and  to  not  mix  during  Band  Camp  because  you  ran  a  
TLC  plate  in  Gen-­‐Chem  of  them.
2. Angles  are  easier  to  set  because  you  know  how  vectors  work,  and  you  get  annoyed  when  an  
X^2  form  becomes  its  derivative  at  spots.
3. You  understand  why  you  can’t  hear  Rees  sometimes  on  the  loudspeaker  because  of  the  
wave  interference  from  the  Sun  Tran  bus  sounds.
4. You  thought  up  ways  to  remember  the  Amino  Acids  and  functional  groups  by  singing  it  to  
your  music  (yeah  multi-­‐tasking!).
5. Someone  in  the  Pride  has  that  stupid  $150  book  you  need  that  will  be  reprinted  next  year  
just  because  some  planet  isn’t  considered  a  planet  anymore  but  all  that  really  changed  was  a  
few  lines  in  the  book  but  the  teacher  won’t  post  the  pages  from  the  previous  editions  
because  it’s  “out  of  date”.
6. Labs  after  practice…oh  wait….
7. Gen  Chem  tests  on  Monday  nights!!!!!!!!!!    Best  reason  EVER  to  not  be  at  practice…oh  wait…
8. When  you  get  stressed  out,  at  least  there  are  150  other  people  who  probably  are  too.
9. You  have  5  tests  that  week,  2  papers,  a  quiz,  reading,  handouts,  and  homework,  but  you  
come  to  band  anyway  because  at  least  you  can  get  a  study  break  in  and  put  energy  into  
something  other  than  bacteria,  calculus,  and  hexane  rings.
10.

+             +              Androstenone

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It’s time to play . . .

meet THE BAND!!

LET’S Meet the Tenors!

Also Known As: Taco.

Quotes: “Go taco!” “That one had a hair in it.” “3 e and a.” “JJ the Jet Plane.”

Memorable Moments: When Zack didn’t break his harness, when Zack wore
the wrong harness, when Kirk didn’t take picture of us but took pictures of
the other sections at drum camp, leaving a hole for Zack, Zack memorizing
the show and drill in one day.

Questions for Rees: Is the clock sound better yet? What does the blood of
mortals taste like? Why don’t we get to meet the band during Saturday prac-
tices? Can we play the tenor call every time the band has to go to attention?
Can we play the America the Beautiful solo?

Show Suggestions: Return of Zeppelin, The Eagles, Mars Volta, Cake, Carmi-
na Burana (the full version), Linkin Park, Bear Down 2002, Return of Muse,
Return of Aerosmith, Return of Foo Fighters, Nursery rhymes from the 19th
century, Seseme Street, and Tenors Extravaganza.

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 ALL YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT BOWL
GAMES

BY CHRIS WATERS
Hey guys, remember me?

No?

Damn...

Well ,if you’re curious, ask Rees. He’ll probably mention something about a ukulele on fire and a botched cupcake
demolition.

Anyway, even though I’m long gone, I’ll still do my best to pop in every once in a while and give you the “Bowl Game”
rundown. Firstly, some of you may have no idea what a bowl game is. If this is you, go stand in a corner. Way to be so
engulfed in high school band that you didn’t research one great perk of collegiate marching band. Feel ashamed yet?
Good!

Bowl game are the deliciously awesome post-season games that a football team (and sometimes their beloved marching
band) gets to go to if said team finishes the season with a good enough record. In order to be eligible, a team must finish
with a 6 win-6 loss record at the worst, though simply finishing 6-6 doesn’t seal the deal. You must be selected by the
specific bowl committee.

Before I get going, let us return to the beginning of the year (before our rockin’ Toledo game). We would have been
ranked in the top 25 in the preseason if it wasn’t for our performance in The Holiday Bowl last year. If you don’t know
what happened, I suggest you try this: Go to www.ebaumsworld.com. Find the search bar in the top right corner. Type
“video 1079387” and click on the first thing that comes up. This pretty much sums up our 2009 Pacific Life Holiday bowl
experience.

The odds of our team making it to another bowl game is very good (The Pac-10 is wide open this year, and we are
considered a BCS dark horse). The odds of the marching band getting to go lies in which bowl game we attend. Better
bowl = more money for UA = musical halftime!

Here are the bowl games in order(ish):

Bowl Location Who When Payout Odds of band

plays going
Rose Bowl Pasadena #1 Jan 1st $18,000,000 No question

Holiday Bowl San Diego #2 Dec 30th $2,350,000 Good chance

Sun Bowl El Paso I have Dec 31st $1,900,000 Likely

no idea
Alamo Bowl San I have Dec 25th $2,250,000 Likely
Antonio no idea
Las Vegas VEGAS I have Dec 22nd 1,000,000 Probable
Bowl no idea
Kraft Fight San Fran I have Jan 9th $825,000 Might
Hunger Bowl no idea take some
fundraising
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In the past, we’ve always had the Hawaii bowl, which was usually the 6th place bowl. Now we have the addi-
tion of the Alamo bowl, which actually dishes out a decent load or cash to the teams playing. Money would
dictate that the Alamo Bowl is now the third place bowl and the Sun bowl is 4th. Let’s be honest. They are
both in Texas, and you don’t want to go there over your holiday break...unless you’re *Jake Thompson...
because you already live there.
Here is the last little tidbit before I close out this article and let you progress your reading onto more impor-
tant things like witty band inside jokes, articles about Muse, and an interview with Rees (This is assuming
the Bugle is the same as it used to be). The #1 and #2 overall teams at the end of the season play in the BCS
championship game. If a Pac 10 team makes it to the championship game, then everyone else gets bumped up
one! Also, USC (being the spooty spoot head school that it is) is currently serving a 2 year bowl suspension
for paying Reggie Bush, their former **Heisman running back to play for their school. This means we have
9 teams competing to play in 6 bowl games. Washington State and Arizona State are already out. They’re
absolutely terrible this year. I hope this helps get you guys excited and I hope to see you all at the Rose bowl
this year! I’ll be the drunk UA fan...

Sincerely,
Chris Waters

PS- As you read this article, at this very moment, I am laying on the beach. Suck it.
* In every article I write, I usually try to pepper in my dislike for the state of Texas and then somehow mention
that Jake Thompson lives there. I will occasionally reference his testosterone packed masculinity and boyish
good looks (that sexy devil).
**The Heisman award goes to the best college player of the year. It is an extremely prestigious award. Other
players who have won the Heisman are Matt Leinart (The ex Arizona Cardinals’ mediocre quarterback) and OJ
“Stabby Wifey” Simpson.

CAPTION CONTEST!

Send in emails with a funny or witty caption to this week’s picture, and the
top three will be in the next Bugle!

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 THE CITADAL - GAME PREVIEW
By Andre, Mark, and Chris
Last week Arizona started the season off with a convincing win at Toledo, defeating them 41-2. The offense
dominated like they have been doing all through fall camp. Nick Foles completed 32-37 passes with 2 TDs
and 1 interception that was tipped by another player. Junior receiver Juron Criner achieved some national spot-
light with his 11 catches for 187 yards and was featured on ESPN’s Top Plays at #5 AND #1 for Friday night.
But perhaps the biggest surprise of the game was on the defensive side of the ball. The defense had many
question marks going into the season due to the replacement of seven starters, including all three linebacker
positions. However, playing with a chip on their shoulder, the defense gave Toledo much more than it could
handle by limiting them to just 183 total yards. The Rockets finished in the top-20 in several offensive catego-
ries in 2009, including total offense and scoring.

The Citadel is coming off a 56-14 rout of Chowan in its season opener. The Bulldogs scored a staggering four
touchdowns - two through the air, one on the ground and one on an interception return - in the final 1 minute
31seconds of the second quarter. This week, the young defense will be tested from facing a very balanced of-
fense in its first game going up against a triple option offense in The Citadel. The triple option is very unique
in that the defense will have to keep an eye on the full back, quarterback and the running back. This type of of-
fense is designed for football teams that lack size and skill at key positions to still move the ball.

The star for the Bulldog’s offense is their true freshman quarterback, Matt Thompson. The second most im-
portant player on the Bulldog’s offense is junior full back Terrell Dallas, who leads the team in carries. The
key for the Wildcat defense is to shut down Dallas, because much of their triple option success was based on
the fullback. Arizona also needs to watch for the deep ball. Teams like The Citadel are able to catch defenses
sleeping by throwing deep because of the focus on the run. Arizona needs to be on its toes in order to not get
beaten by the pass. One player that the Wildcat offense will have to locate is defensive back Cortez Allen. Al-
len returned an interception for the Bulldogs in their win last week.

Arizona should have this game over by halftime. The Citadel is one of the nation’s worst teams in football.
Looking for a good game? The Citadel playing against a high school team would be better. Think Idaho game
in 2008, so be prepared to play “Fight” a lot. The goal for the Wildcats is to show up, put the game away early,
and then rest the starters for a date with the Iowa Hawkeyes on the 18th. Coach Stoops would like to get his
star players out of the game as soon as possible to avoid injuries and give younger players an opportunity to
get many minutes of playing time. The Citadel will score late in the game once this happens. Arizona wins 55-
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-Andre Veres

The Citadel will not be able to keep up with the speedy Wildcats. Nick Foles and Juron Criner will continue to
show they are one of the more dangerous tandems in the nation. Arizona rolls 49-10.

-Mark Slater

Go look at the video I mentioned in my bowl game write up. This is what’s going to happen tonight. Even
when Stoops puts in his second and third stringers, Citadel will have trouble stopping them. Arizona beats
them soundly, 47-0.
-Chris Waters

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 And now for a slightly different take...

Fabulous Football!
by Kenny Contrata
Arizona football season has officially begun! With the Wildcats’ exciting annihilation of the Rockets last
week, it seems as though a Rose Bowl berth could be a very real possibility – especially since USC appar-
ently did some bad things and isn’t allowed to go any bowl games, poor them.

But before we have the chance to see roses, the Wildcats first must do battle against The Citadel.

Never heard of The Citadel? Don’t feel bad, neither had I. So for those not in the know, The Citadel is a
small military college in South Carolina. Their total number of students hovers around 3,300 – yes, that’s
roughly the same number of students in some of your lectures.

I originally thought that The Citadel might be a force to be reckoned with – since they’re a military school,
and who doesn’t love a man in uniform? But I’ve come to realize that they just won’t do.

First on my long list of grievances is that they do not play in their military uniforms. What’s the good of
having those delicious uniforms if you don’t even wear them in a contest of strength, smarts and agility.
Now don’t get me wrong. Football uniforms are also nice, but military uniform would have trumped football.
Too bad they don’t take advantage of it.

Second, the uniforms The Citadel players do wear are tacky beyond all reason. In case you haven’t seen
them, they are a god-awful shade of blue. It doesn’t quite have the softness of Carolina blue but maybe has
some seafoam in it. Anyway it’s ugly and out of style.

Third, their quarterback is not hot – and not just in comparison to our ultra-hottie QB Nick Foles – he’s not
attractive, like, at all. Now, I can forgive a lot of things, I’m a very understanding and kind person … but
I’m pretty sure it says in the Constitution, “All quarterbacks must be at least an 8.” And their quarterback,
freshman Matt Thompson, is no better than a 3. Thompson is one of five vying for the official quarterback
position, and there is not one redeemable prospect in the entire deformed band of misfits. All are far below a
5. The Citadel really should remedy that if they want to be champions.

Nick Foles, on the other hand, will of course lead our team to victory. Though I’m not necessarily diggin’
his new haircut (still flowing blond locks, though slightly shorter than last year), I will say that Foles is still a
hard 9. That’s like a bagillion points higher than any of the Bulldog’s QBs.

Fourth, their mascot is a bulldog – which is totally adorable – but wouldn’t last ten minutes if we put it in a
cage with a wildcat. Rawr!

So at the end of the game, when the shoulder pads and cups come off, Arizona will be victorious and one
step closer to having a lovely rose garden in backyard.

Arizona: 764
The Citadel: -3

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Drumming in a
Line...

aka

The DRUMLINE

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 SHOUT OUTS!
Sammie-
MOAN!!
<3 Lady Pork

Dad,
You rock! You’re doing an awesome job
as DM and I couldn’t be happier to
call myself your son. Thanks for ev-
erything that you do, and for being
an amazing person.
Love, Bill,
Semofo

Jake-
You’re pretty cool, too :)
Love,
Your son Kristen,

J-Master, Don’t think that I’m going to forget

That will make a great paper! about the homecoming game. Just let
Semofo it happen...

Amanda, -Nick

It makes me happy that I have an awe- Emily,

some successor as librarian and Leaky
Bugle editor in chief. You’re amaz- You better road trip it out here to
ing. If you’d like another pair of my LA! Just sayin’... :)
shoes to fill, there’s always a spot
-Nick
open for another equipment manager.
;)
Get some!!!!!
-Nick <3 Your chips

Kid - I love that we have a class

Megan and Casca,
You two are amazing. I just thought together this year! We just have to
figure out a way to stay awake the
you should know. :)
whole time lol.
Arielle, Love, Mom
I hope you feel better soon and I re-
ally respect you for your Clarinets,
decision. That takes a lot of matu- I’m so proud of y’all! Let’s keep
working hard, so we can play harder.
rity.
Thanks for being you! :)
<3 Erica M.
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some more SHOUT OUTS!
GET SOME CLARINETS!!!! Catherine,
Best section ever :) *Awkward face*
Love E -Tiff

Hornz! TUBAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Show me your stomach! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
Guard! First game! Good luck tonight! <3 the Cymbals
:) Get ready to experience the magic
of Arizona Stadium. <3 Maybe after- Drumline Rookies,
wards we can even play some Ninja? You guys have come SO far it’s amaz-
Get cookies?! Dinner?!?! ing. Keep up the awesome work. Be
proud, but never satisfied. : )
Love you baby cakes!
Luka,
-Mr. Peaches We talked to your agent, Marquis,
and he said you have enough time to
Muse Rookies, do it. You know what we mean *wink
Good luck on your first game! I’m ex- wink* :P
cited for you all! Love,
-Anonymous Kelsy :P
and
Altos! Danielle :P
It has been such a pleasure getting
to know you all (indubitably). Ryan,
Let’s have a jolly first game then, We love your nice eyes.
shall we? Anon
Here’s to looking forward to an awe-
some season, Dear Brother,
-Tiffers Way to AEA this week! I love you.
Love, Danielle
Lauren and Chelsea,
Hi. I’m watching you, always watch- Laur,
ing... L+K=GAFF <3
and thanks for the name. Kels
-Albi, the 4th roommate
Dear Rees,
Caitlin, It is very nice to have you back.
Boo, you’re in Japan. And I’m not Love, TFF Rookies
there with you.
-The one who just came back from Ja- G<3Q<3,
pan Tube sock. You know what I mean.
Love, Danielle.
Happy 21st Michaela!!
Love, Emilio
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PLUS MORE SHOUT OUTS!
Dearest woman, Altos,
I love you. Oh and puddles!!!!! Hope My babies! You guys are rocking! I’m
you have a great first game!!!!! so proud of all the hard work you
<3 guys, and gals, have been doing. I
Lindsey still love you, even though I’m not
in your section anymore...
URKA!!!!! Have a great first game!!
We’re the best and I couldn’t survive Love,
without you! Mama Kristen
<3
Your FAVORITE parent =) DaJuan,
Baby!
2010 CYMBALS and Erin!!!! Have a great first game!
BANGIN’ IN THE CORNERS. That is all. Love, Mamabear Kristen

E.O. Cesar,
Have a great first game and we all Oh her eyes, her eyes,
need to spend time together ASAP make the stars look like they’re not
<3 shining
T-Melon Her hair, her hair
falls perfectly without her trying
Mike (T-sax), She’s so beautiful
Hope you have a great first game! And I tell her every day
Keep up the hard work! *Dancing*
~Kristen You’re so silly! Have a great first
game!
Zack (T-sax), ~Kristen
Happy first game!! You’re doing
great, keep up the hard work! Joe,
~Kristen Hi. I like you :)
Have a Rockin first game!
Tiffers, ~Kristen
I love you. Nuff said.
:) Kristen Justine Miller,
I miss you!! Hope you’re doing well!
Jade, Love ya,
Hey, girl! Hope everything is going Kristen
well for you! You rock!
Have an awesome first game! Erika,
~Kristen I love being in your section! Have
fun at the game! :D
Rachel, You’re awesome!
<3 ~Kristen
Kristen
P.S. Yes, I just did that :P
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ADDITIONAL SHOUT OUTS!
GUARD!!! GET IT, LOCK IT IN! WE GOT
THIS!
PERFORM YOUR LITTLE BUTTS OFF! Stephanie-
LOVE ERIN I am so glad you came back this
year. I couldn’t make it with-
Kiwi Punk, out you. When you are not there on
You’re doing a great job so far, for Wednesdays I get kind of depressed.
real. Hope your lab is worth it.
Keep up the awesome job and don’t Lauren
stress.
Yay first game! :D To the person who stole the monkey-
Please return him to Room J. The
Hey Bones! band doesn’t know how to have mon-
Way to be awesome on our hike! key feet without him. I know he is
It was tons of fun and now we know an small, but he is definitely notice-
epic song. able and missed.
Next time, let’s shoot for the whole HORNZ--WE STILL HAVE TWO MORE PARTS
section. Don’t Stop! LEFT!!!! DON’T STOP!!!!

Julie, Arielle,
I miss marching with you. We’ll have Love you tons. You are fabulous.
to have AEA,
Delta Xi nite soon. Kaowaiimono
-Stephanie
Emilio,
Joe- Keep up the good work.
You have done a fantastic job this AEA,
year as section leader. I am loving Kaowaiimono
this year. Don’t Stop.
-Lauren 5-7-1929,
Forever striving.
Trombones: AEA,
You have done an awesome so far this Kaowaiimono
season. We only can get better from
here! Amanda Tester, Will Lathrop, Craig
Love, Lauren Tester, Kyle Johnston, Kelsey Riley,
Jake Thompson and Sarah Early rock
To all rookies: my world! Thanks for all your help
Good Luck on your first game this guys! ~Ashley M.
week. Just remember to keep going,
watch, don’t listen, and enjoy :) Bill,
Your band better check themselves...
Caitlin, BEFORE they wreck themselves. March
Boo, you’re in Japan. And I’m not 10, 2011. Staples Center.
there with you.
-The one who just came back from Ja- -Nick
pan
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