Don GABU BIRIYANI (40) is playing a game on mobile and his man AJJU
KHIMA (38) comes.
AJJU KHIMA
GABU BIRIYANI
(surprisingly)
Kayko?
AJJU KHIMA
Kya maloom?
GABU BIRIYANI
AJJU KHIMA goes out and comes back with the teacher RAMLAL (50).
GABU BIRIYANI
Boliye mastarji. App ko hum underworld valo se kya kam pad gaya?
RAMLAL
GABU BIRIYANI
RAMLAL
2
Vacancy. Uski jagah khali hogi. Suna hai underworld me bahot paisa
hai.
HATELA
GABU BIRIYANI
( To RAMALAL )
RAMLAL
Ye kharcha.
RAMLAL
GABU BIRIYANI
( feeling funny )
RAMLAL
Option milega?
3
GABU BIRIYANI
( Little anger )
kaun banega karorpati khel rahe hai? ( Trying to talk in calm voice
) To pahela sawal, Ganta matlab kya?
RAMALAL
Jab school shuru hoti hai, phir ricess milti hai aur school khatm
hoti hai to jo chij bajti hai use ghanta kahete hai. Aur time ke
liye bhi ghanta shabd ka istemal hota hai. Jaise 1 ghanta, 2 ghanta.
RAMLAL
GABU BIRIYANI
Ghanta matlab…jab koi bat bakwas lagti hai to hum bolte hai Ghanta.
Aur ek ghanta hum sab ke pas hota hai. Chhodiye. Aur ek sawal. Ghoda
kaise chalate hai?
RAMLAL
Tabdak…tabdak…tabdak…tabdak…
GABU BIRIYANI
( tension )
RAMLAL
4
GABU BIRIYANI
( more tension )
RAMLAL
GABU BIRIYANI
( in mind )
RAMLAL
App ki maths badi kamjor hai. 1 khokha matlab 1 khaokha. Kisi bhi
pasti vale ke pas aap ko chahiye utne khokhe mil jayenge.
GABU BIRIYANI
RAMLAL
GABU BIRIYANI
RAMLAL
5
Maine to kabhi koi game kheli hi nahi. Bas lattu aur gotiya khelte
the hum sab.
GABU BIRIYANI
Khajoor ka matlab?
RAMLAL
GABU BIRIYANI
RAMLAL
Dimag se judi koi bahot badi bimari hogi. Brain ham rage ya aisa
kuchh.
GABU BIRIYANI
( With anger )
Sale sab se badi bimari tu hai. Kab se mere dimag ki vat laga
rakhkhi hai. Dil kar raha hai tere ko tapka du.
RAMLAL
GABU BIRIYANI
( with anger )
RAMLAL
6
GABU BIRIYANI
Firing on floor. RAMLAL runs out side. GABU BIRIYANI moves here and
there in anger. RAMLAL comes back.
RAMLAL
Under world se related koi course chalta hai kahi par? To vo kar ke
fir aau aapke pas.
GABU BIRIYANI
( in high anger )
Teri ma ki…