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“One Man’s Opinion”
Part I
I admit, I am a gadget junkie. Going back over 20 years ago with a
Texas Instruments pda, through a handful of Palm and Handspring
Treos. The original flip, the 600 and two 650’s. Not to mention the Fu-
jitsu mini-computer and some Japanese pda/watch combination I
bought in the Bahamas. Now I’m using the HTC Touch Pro 2 and I
love it. Along with all the regular stuff, I’m able to watch sports on
ESPN3, and other games on “unauthorized” sites. TV’s, Movies, the
full internet, GPS and on and on. Now my phone doesn’t do everything that some phones can do and
that bothers me sometimes so I’m always on the look out for a better gadget. There are some things it
can do like listen to radio over the net is OK but, I want real radio. I can send and receive faxes through
email, but I want a real fax.

Here’s a list of things that some phones can do or will be able to do in the near future, and yes, I want
them all.

Can Do / Will Do Soon Now Here’s A List of Things I Also Want My Phone to Do.
A Projector Taser CB Radio
Flashlight Pepper Spray Shortwave Radio
TV Remote Knife Whistle
TV Receiver Car Door Lock/Unlock DVR
AM/FM Radio Siren Microscope
Fax Megaphone Air Purifier
FM Transmitter Binoculars Harmonica
Web Broadcast Photo Printer Breathalyzer
Bar Code Reader Cigarette Lighter Thermometer
Ink Pen Stylus Blood Pressure Tester Drill
Voice Control Screwdriver Copy Machine
Video Chat Scanner Fold Out Speakers
No Re-Charging Parabolic Microphone
Virtual Full Keyboard 3D Display
Heads Up Eyeglass Display

These are just a few things, I’m sure I’ll think of more. What can your ideal smart phone do?

Just, One Man’s Opinion.

“Live Long and Prosper”

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

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Laughs
New Dog Breeds
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up

easy for transporting
Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up
alot
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling
breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish
Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset
Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful
mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, not a popular dog
with CIA agents
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by... oh, well,
it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to
work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the
end
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A married couple in their early 60s were Approaching eighty-five years of age,
out celebrating their 35th wedding anni- Mrs. Harris finally decided it was time
versary in a quiet, romantic little restau- to give up her apartment in New York
rant. and move to Miami.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy ap-
peared on their table and said, "For be-
ing such an exemplary married couple
and for being faithful to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a
wish. "Ooh, I want to travel around the
world with my darling husband." said
the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and -
abracadabra! - two tickets for the new
QM2 luxury liner appeared in her
hands.
She was given the name of a Florida
realtor, who enthusiastically drove her
all over Miami, extolling the virtues of
every apartment they looked at.
"And this one, what a steal," he rhapso-
dized, "the investment of a lifetime.
Why, in ten years it's gonna be worth
three times . . ."
"10 years? Sonny," interrupted Mrs.
Harris, "at my age I don't even buy
green bananas."

Now it was the husbands turn. He

thought for a moment and said: "Well A Sunday School teacher was try-
this is all very romantic, but an opportu-ing to explain about saying grace
nity like this only occurs once in a life-before meals. One of the pupils
time, so, I'm sorry my love, but my
was the young son of the minister
wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me." of that church, so she started the
discussion by asking him, "Jerry,
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply dis- what does your father say when
appointed, but a wish is a wish... So the the family sits down to dinner?"
fairy made a circle with her magic stick
and -abracadabra! - the husband became Jerry answered, "Dad says, 'Go
92 years old. easy on the butter, kids, it's three
dollars a pound!'"
The moral of this story: "Fairies are fe-
male."
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Sandy began a job as an elementary
school counselor and she was eager to
help. One day during recess she no-
ticed a girl standing by herself on one
side of a playing field while the rest of
the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at
the other.

Sandy approached and asked if she

was all right. The girl said she was.

A little while later, however, Sandy

noticed the girl was in the same spot,
still by herself.

Approaching again, Sandy offered,

"Would you like me to be your
friend?" The girl hesitated, then said,
"Okay," looking at the woman suspi-
ciously.

Feeling she was making progress,

Sandy then asked, "Why are you stand-
ing here all alone?" "Because," the lit-
tle girl said with great exasperation,
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A young Scottish lad and lassie
were sitting on a low stone wall,
holding hands, and just gazing out
over the loch. For several minutes
they sat silently, then finally the girl
looked at the boy and said, "A
penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'. . . perhaps
it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over
and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed.
Then the two turned once again to
gaze out over the loch. After a while
the girl spoke again. "Another
penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man knit his brow.
"Well, now," he said, "my thoughts
are a bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the girl in a whisper,
filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad. "Din'na ye think
it's aboot time ye paid me that first
penny?"
Laughs
I was having trouble with my com-
puter. So I called Bob the computer
guy, to come over. Bob clicked a cou-
ple of buttons and solved the problem.
He gave me a bill for a minimum ser-
vice call.
As he was walking away, I called after
him, "So, what was wrong?" He re-
plied, "It was an ID ten T error."
I didn't want to appear stupid, but
nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T er-
ror? What's that, in case I need to fix it
again?"
The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't
you ever heard of an ID ten T error be-
fore?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think
you'll figure it out."
So I wrote out.... I D 1 0 T
I used to like Bob!
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BRIAN LAMAR FAGINS JAMES L. BARNES DAVID L. LAMBERT GEORGE BLOUNT

ELIJAH HAYES CORY MCNEIL aka CATARINA CASEIRO-VIEIRA LARRY SMITH

CORY ALBRIGHT
 Attention all Post 500 Members
The William P. Jordan American Legion
Post 500 Charter has been re-instated and
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There will be a general membership
meeting on November 17, 2010 at 7:00
PM in the Con-Ed Building located at
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All members are encouraged to attend
this very informative meeting. Please
pass the word about the meeting to other
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SUDOKU
The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter
digits from 1 to 9 into the
blank spaces. Every row must contain
one of each digit. So must
every column, as must every 3x3
square. Each Sudoku has a
unique solution that can be reached
logically without guessing.
The Solution is at the end of the Book.
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Working Man Blues

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got

canned ... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just

couldn't hack it, so ...they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
Mainly because ...it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that ...was ex-

hausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but ...I just couldn't cut it.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice

to my life, but I just ...didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it,

I...couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found ...I

wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I...didn't have

any patients.

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I ...just didn't fit
in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that

I ...couldn't live on my net income.

Thought about becoming a witch, so I ...tried that for a spell.

Sudoku Solution
I managed to get a good job working for a pool-maintenance
company, but the work was ...just too draining.

I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because

I ...wasn't up to it.

So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I ...wasn't

fit for the job.

Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work

was shocking and I ...was discharged.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a

job as a historian until I realized there was ...no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit be-

cause it ...was always the same old grind
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