MORAG
Don't forget your packed lunch.
KEN
Morag, how many times do I have to
tell you? I'm not a school teacher any
more. I don't need a packed lunch.
KEN
(checking inside)
Is that bacon?
MORAG (CONT.)
Yes, you're favourite. BLT with no
lettuce or tomato. Extra mayonnaise.
KEN
Brown bread?
MORAG
Yes, and there's a yogurt in there.
Fat free so it won't affect your
cholesterol. A banana, an apple and a
bottle of water to keep you hydrated.
MORAG (CONT.)
..and don't forget to take it easy.
Remember what the doctor said.
MORAG
Have a great day dear, Love y-
MORAG smiles.
INSIDE OF CAR
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KEN
[tapping the steering wheel] Plenty
life in you yet old girl.
Sweat is pouring off him with the heat. He turns the air
conditioning on. A puff of dust comes out. He switches it
off. He tries to roll the window down but it's broken. He
manages to pull it open a crack with his fingers. He opens
his lunch box and takes out the bottled water. He takes a
swig of it and pops it between his legs. He switches on the
radio. Ken starts tapping the wheel and humming along. [30
seconds later] Ken is stuck behind a cyclist.
KEN
Oh, come on! Bloody idiots shouldn't
be allowed on the road. It's not safe.
KEN
Now, look what you've done.
KEN
Idiot!
KEN
[raising his head to the small crack
of window and shouting out of it]
THAT'S ILLEGAL YOU KNOW! This isn't
blooming Amsterdam.
The elderly woman stops half way across and turns to Ken with
her hand to her ear as if to ask him what he said.
KEN
(out of the crack in the window)
I wasn't talking to you, I was talking
to the idiot on the bike!
The elderly woman shakes her head and puts her hand to her
ear again. Ken can't take it and gets out of the car to
assist her across the road.
ELDERLY WOMAN
Is that you Steve?
KEN
I'm not, I'm- come on let's get you
across.
ELDERLY WOMAN
Thanks, Steve.
Ken gives a nod and waves. Just as he goes to drive off the
woman with the pram starts crossing in front of him. Ken
smiles at her through gritted teeth. The woman with the pram
offers a smug smile back and then gives him the middle
finger.
KEN
[shouting out through the crack in the
window] Oh, that's, that's just,
that's very nice. Well done you. Hope
you're proud of yourself.
KEN
(at elderly woman)
No, no, not, not you.
KEN
What? Are you kidding me? Are you
blind? I was letting the police out,
not you, you fff..
KEN pulls back out. He barely gets going and the bin lorry
stops in the middle of the road, as the bin men get out to
get bins and load them in the back of the lorry.
KEN
Oh, you've got to be having a laugh?
[throwing his arms around] Anyone else
want to-
Before Ken can finish his sentence the cyclist passes him
again and goes round the lorry. He's agitated now and starts
muttering to himself through gritted teeth. He gets a piece
of paper and pen from the side of his door. He starts
writing.
KEN
Registration. ST1- bloody pen!
KEN starts rubbing the pen hard on the paper as it's clearly
not working. He leans over to the glove compartment - all-
sorts of stuff fall out. He's fishing around under the
passenger seat.
KEN
Bingo [holding up a pen]
As the traffic warden walks away KEN glances to the side and
then takes a second look as he can't believe what he's
seeing. The elderly lady with the zimmer passing by the car.
She gives him a wave. KEN puts his head on the steering wheel -
the horn sounds intermittently.