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Homosexual – Gay
2. Homeless – Outdoor urban dwellers
3. Insane – Reality challenged
4. Perverted – Sexually dysfunctional
5. Prostitute – Sex worker / Sex care provider
6. Stupid – Intellectually impaired / Unschooled
7. Dishonest – Ethically disorientated
8. Dustbin Man – Sanitation Engineer
9. Insult – Emotional rape
10. Bisexual prostitute – Equal opportunity prostitute
11. Poor – Economically marginalised
12. Immigrant – Newcomer
13. Illegal immigrant – Irregular immigrant / undocumented worker
14. Right wing protest – Riot
15. Left wing riot – Protest
16. Drunk – Inebriated / chemically inconvenienced
17. Terrorist – Freedom fighter / rebel / protester / insurgent
18. Global warming – Climate change
19. Job losses – Job restructuring
20. Criminal – Behaviourally challenged
21. Broken Home – Dysfunctional family
22. Caretaker – Site engineer
23. Fat – Metabolic overachiever
24. Slum area – Economically deprived area
25. Foreign food – Ethnic cuisine
26. Housewife – Domestic engineer
27. Jungle – Rain forest
28. Natural disaster – Global warming incident
29. Sex change – Gender reassignment
30. Tramp – Homeless person
31. Unemployed – Economically inactive
32. Preferential treatment – Affirmative action
33. Racist – Someone who disagrees with the far-left
34. Nazi – Someone who disagrees with the far-left
35. Fascist – Someone who disagrees with the far-left
36. Husband – Partner
37. Wife – Partner
38. Dictator – Leader who refuses to obey the UK government
39. Tyrant – Leader who refuses to obey the UK government
40. Regime – Government that refuses to obey UK government
41. Crime rate – Street activity index
42. Robbery – Wealth redistribution
43. Vomiting – Unplanned re-examination of recent food choices
44. Lying – Economical with the truth
45. Wanted criminal – Person of interest
46. Patriot – Troublemaker / pest / nuisance / agitator
47. Promiscuous – Sex addict
48. Chairman – Chairperson / Chair
49. Fireman – Firefighter
50. Merry Christmas – Season’s Greetings
51. Blackboard – Chalkboard
52. Illegal voter – Undocumented voter
53. Bribe – Public service bonus
54. Christmas – Winter Festival
55. Lies – Alternative facts
56. Printing money – Quantitative easing
57. Immigrants – Labour supporters
58. Illegal subletting – Irregular subletting
59. Shoplifting – Irregular shopping
60. Black sheep – Outcast
61. Blackmail – Extortion
62. Postman – Mail carrier
63. Manhole – Utility hole
64. Blacklisted – Banned
65. Murder – Unauthorised termination of life
66. Rational fear – Phobia
67. Uneducated – Unschooled / Lacking a formal education
68. Flip chart – Easel (Flip is a derogatory word for Filipinos)
69. Mexican – Hispanic
70. Dustman – Sanitation engineer
71. Ghetto – Economically deprived area
72. Housewife – Domestic engineer
73. Illegal aliens – Undocumented migrants
74. Ugly – Visually unfavourable
75. Lazy – Motivationally deficient
76. Unemployed – Unintentionally at leisure / non-waged
77. Smelly – Nasally disturbing
78. Best man for the job – Best person for the job
79. Man in the street – Average person
80. Waitress – Server
81. Failure – Non-traditional success
82. Forefathers – Ancestors
83. Man-made – Artificial
84. Manpower – Human resources
85. Mankind – Humanity
86. Right-hand man – Chief assistant
87. Christian name – Forename
88. Sportsmanship – Fairness
89. Tax man – Tax officer
90. Workmanlike – Efficient
91. Steward – Flight attendant
92. Stewardess – Flight attendant
93. Deaf – Hearing impairment
94. Disease – Disorder
95. Businessman – Business person
96. Actress – Actor
97. Manageress – Manager
98. Spinster – Bachelorette
99. White lie – Lie
100 Plastic surgery – Cosmetic surgery
100. Bald- Comb free
101. Blind- Visually challenged
Bum - Homeless Person
Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining
Cheating - Academic Dishonesty
Cowardly - Challenge Challenged
Dead - living impaired
Dish Washer - utensil sanitizer
Fat - People of Mass
Gang - Youth Group
Homeless - outdoor urban dwellers
Insult - Emotional Rape
Midget / Dwarf - Little People
Perverted - Sexually dysfunctional.
Prostitute - sex care provider
Redneck - person of region
Stupid - intellectually impaired
Drunk - spacially perplexed
Dishonest - Ethically disoriented.
Garbage Man - sanitation engineer
Gas Station Attendent - petroleum transfer technician
Mankind- Earth Children
Insane People - Mental Explorers
Geek, Nerd, - socially challenged
Loser - uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path