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A-Z
1FTR
One For The Road
24/7
24 hours a day, 7 days a week
5PT
Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
A/S
Age/Sex
A/S/L
Age/Sex/Location
AA
Adios Amigo
AA
Alcoholics Anonymous
AAAAA
American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAMOF
As A Matter Of Fact
AATK
Always At The Keyboard
ABCD
Any Bozo Can Do
ABT
About
ACD
Alt Control Delete
ACK
Acknowledge
ACK
Acknowledged
ACRONYM
Abbreviated Coded Rendition Of Name Yielding Meaning
ADN
Any Day Now
AFAIAA
As Far As I Am Aware
AFAIC
As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS
As Far As I Can See
AFAICT
As Far As I Can Tell
AFAIK
As Far As I Know
AFAIR
As Far As I Recall
AFAIR
As Far As I Remember
AFAIUI
As Far As I Understand It
AFAYC
As Far As You're Concerned
AFAYK
As Far As You Know
AFB
Away From Brain
AFC
Away From Computer
AFCPS
Any Fool Can Plainly See
AFDA
A Few Days Ago
AFDB
A Few Days Back
AFK
Away From Keyboard
AFTP
Anonymous File Transfer Protocol
AFU
All Fucked Up
AI
As If
AICMFP
And I Claim My Five Pounds
AIH
As It Happens
AIIC
As If I Care
AIR
As I Recall
AIR
As I Remember
AIS
As I Said
AISB
As I Said Before
AISI
As I See It
AIUI
As I Understand It
AIW
As It Was
AIW
As It Were
AKA
Also Known As
ALA
As Long As
ALAP
As Late As Possible
ALG
Ain't Love Grand
AMAP
As Many As Possible
AMAP
As Much As Possible
AMD
Air Movement Device
AMF
Adios Mother Fucker
AMF
Adios My Friend
AMF
All My Fault
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
AML
All My Love
ANFAWFOS
And Now For A Word From Our Sponsors
ANFSCD
And Now For Something Completely Different
ANSI
American National Standards Institute
AOL
America On a Leash
AOL
America On-Line
AOL
Army Of Lamers
APAC
All Praise And Credit
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARE
Acronym-Rich Environment
ASAFP
As Soon As Fucking Possible
ASAHP
As Soon As Humanly Possible
ASAP
As Soon As Possible
ASCII
American Standard Code for Information Interchange
ASF
And So Forth
ASL
Age/Sex/Location
ASO
And So On
ATB
All The Best
ATLA
Another Three Letter Acronym
ATM
At The Moment
ATM
Automatic Teller Machine
ATSL
Along The Same Line
ATTN
Attention
ATTYOB
Anything That Turns You On Baby
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
AWCIGO
And Where Can I Get One
AWGTHTGTATA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through All This Again
AWGTHTGTTA
Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWHFY
Are We Having Fun Yet
AWOL
Absent Without Leave
AWS
As We Speak
AWYR
Awaiting Your Reply
AYBABTU
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
AYCOOYM
Are You Completely Out Of Your Mind
AYF
All Your Fault
AYK
As You Know
AYOR
At Your Own Risk
AYPI
And Your Point Is
AYT
Are You There
B/C
Because
B4
Before
B4N
Bye For Now
BAB
Build A Bridge
BAC
Back At Computer
BAC
By Any Chance
BAD
Bad As Designed
BAF
Brain Already Fried
BAIC
Boy, Am I Confused
BAK
Back At Keyboard
BAMF
Bad Assed Mother Fucker
BANANA
Built Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anybody
BAS
Big Ass Smile
BASIC
Beginner's All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code
BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BB
Be Back
BBFN
Bye Bye For Now
BBIAB
Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF
Be Back In A Few
BBL
Be Back Later
BBN
Bye Bye Now
BBR
Burnt Beyond Repair
BBS
Be Back Soon
BBS
Bulletin Board System
BBSL
Be Back Sooner or Later
BBW
Big Beautiful Women
BC
Basket Case
BC
Because
BCC
Blind Carbon Copy
BCNU
Be Seeing You
BEG
Big Evil Grin
BF
Boyfriend
BFBI
Brute Force and Bloody Ignorance
BFD
Big Fucking Deal
BFFL
Best Friends For Life
BFG
Big Fat Grin
BFG
Big Friendly Giant
BFG
Big Fucking Grin
BFG
Big Fucking Gun
BFH
Big Fucking Hammer
BFI
Brute Force and Ignorance
BFI
Bunch of Fucking Idiots
BFM
Big Fucking Magic
BFMI
Brute Force and Massive Ignorance
BFN
Bye For Now
BFOG
Blouse Full Of Goodies
BG
Big Grin
BGUTI
Better Get Used To It
BH
Better Half
BHB
Big Hairy Bollocks
BIBO
Beer In, Beer Out
BIC
Back In Character
BIC
Best In Class
BICBW
But I Could Be Wrong
BIL
Brother In Law
BION
Believe It Or Not
BIOYA
Blow It Out Your Ass
BIOYIOP
Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BITD
Beaten It To Death
BK
Because
BKA
Better Known As
BKAM
Between Keyboard And Monitor
BLT
Bacon, Lettuce, & Tomato
BLTN
Better Late Than Never
BM
Bite Me
BMB
Bite My Butt
BMF
Bad Mother Fucker
BMOC
Big Man On Campus
BMTIPG
Brilliant Minds Think In Parallel Gutters
BMW
Big Money Wasted
BMW
Bikes Made Wonderful
BMW
Bought My Wife
BNF
Big Name Fan
BNI
Batteries Not Included
BOC
But Of Course
BOF
Birds Of A Feather
BOF
Boring Old Fart
BOFH
Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA
Bend Over, Here It Comes Again
BOL
Best Of Luck
BOOMFM
Bored Out Of My Fucking Mind
BOOYFM
Bored Out Of Your Fucking Mind
BOS
Big Orange Switch
BOT
Back On Topic
BOTE
Back Of The Envelope
BOTEC
Back Of The Envelope Calculation
BRB
Be Right Back
BRBDGA
Be Right Back, Don't Go Away
BRBGTGP
Be Right Back Got To Go Pee
BRGDS
Best Regards
BRS
Big Red Switch
BS
Big Smile
BS
Bull Shit
BSEG
Big Shit Eating Grin
BSF
But Seriously Folks
BSG
Big Smiling Grin
BSG
Broad Sweeping Generalization
BSOD
Blue Screen Of Death
BSOM
Beats the Shit Out of Me
BST
But Seriously Though
BTA
But Then Again
BTAICBW
But Then Again I Could Be Wrong
BTAIM
Be That As It May
BTC
Biting The Carpet
BTDT
Been There Done That
BTDTGTS
Been There Done That, Got the T-Shirt
BTDTGTTS
Been There, Done That, Got The T-Shirt
BTFT
Been There Fixed That
BTHOM
Beats The Hell Outta Me
BTK
Back To Keyboard
BTLSOM
Beats The Living Shit Out Of Me
BTOBD
Be There Or Be Dead
BTSOOM
Beats The Shit Out Of Me
BTU
Back To You
BTW
By The Way
BTWBO
Be There With Bells On
BUAF
Butt Ugly ASCII Font
BUAG
Butt Ugly ASCII Graphic
BUGS
Bloody User Generated Symptoms
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
BWDIK
But What Do I Know
BWFH
Bastard Webmaster From Hell
BWK
Big Wet Kiss
BWL
Bursting With Laughter
BWQ
Buzz Word Quotient
BYKT
But You Knew That
BYKTA
But You Knew That Already
BYOB
Bring Your Own Booze
BYOB
Bring Your Own Bottle
BYORL
Bring Your Own Rocket Launcher
C
Cool
C&G
Chuckle and Grin
C/O
in Care Of
C4N
Ciao For Now
CADET
Can't Add, Doesn't Even Try
CANFU
Combined Army-Navy Fuckup
CAPTCHA
Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart
CATCH
Come Again, That Can't Help
CAUL
Complete And Utter Laziness
CB
Call Back
CBA
Can't Be Arsed
CBL
Come Back Later
CC
Carbon Copy
CCOC
Crosley Car Owners Club
CD
Compact Disc
CD-ROM
Compact Disc - Read Only Memory
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CE
Creative Editing
CF
Charlie Foxtrot
CF
Cluster Fuck
CFD
Call For Discussion
CFV
Call For Votes
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
CIC
Christ, I'm Confused
CICO
Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID
Crying In Disgrace
CIO
Cut It Out
CIS
Compuserve Information System
CLAB
Crying Like A Baby
CLI
Command Line Interface
CLM
Career Limiting Move
CLOAKA
Canonical List Of All Known Acronyms
CLSP
Cheap Little Sex Poodle
CMIIW
Correct Me If I'm Wrong
CNG
Chuckle And Grin
CNP
Continued in Next Post
CO
Conference
COB
Close Of Business
COBOL
COmmon Business-Oriented Language
COBOL
Compiles Only By Odd Luck
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Burdensome Old Language
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COBOL
Completely Over and Beyond Obvious Logic
COD
Cash On Delivery
COI
Come On In
COO
Come On Over
COTFL
Crawling On The Floor Laughing
COTFLGOHAHA
Crawling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out and Having A Heart Attack
CP
Chat Post
CP
Copy Protection
CPF
Can Pigs Fly
CRAFT
Can't Remember A Fucking Thing
CRBT
Crying Real Big Tears
CRPG
Character Role Playing Game
CRPG
Computer Role Playing Game
CRS
Can't Remember Shit
CS
Cop Shop
CSG
Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSS
Can't Stop Smiling
CSS
Cascading Style Sheet
CSW
Can't See Why
CSY
Can't Stop Yawning
CTTD
Cute Things They Do
CTTS
Cute Things They Say
CU
See You
CU2
See You, Too
CUA
Common User Access
CUA
Commonly Used Acronym
CUIAL
See You In Another Life
CUIC
See You In Church
CUL
Catch You Later
CUL
See You Later
CUL8R
See You Later
CUL8TR
See You Later
CUS
See You Soon
CW
Complete Wank
CW
Current Weight
CWYL
Chat With You Later
CYA
Cover Your Ass
CYA
See You
CYAL8R
See You All Later
CYAL8R
See You Later
CYL
See You Later
CYM
Check Your Mail
CYPUWIPD
Can You Pick-Up What I'm Putting Down
D&C
Duck And Cover
D/L
DownLoad
DAMHIKIJKOK
Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know OK
DAP
Parents Against Dyslexia
DARFC
Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA
Doing Business As
DBAI
Designed By An Idiot
DBBO
Difficult Bits By Others
DBN
Doing Business, Not
DD
Darling Daughter
DD
Dear Daughter
DD
Dreaded Disease
DDD
Deliberate Design Decision
DEC
Digital Equipment Corporation
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
DEGT
Don't Even Go There
DEU
Dumb End User
DFI
Dumb Fucking Idea
DFN
Dedicated Frogans Network
DFTTOM
Don't Forget To Think Of Me
DFU
Don't Forget Units
DGT
Don't Go There
DH
Deaf Hubby
DH
Dear Hubby
DH
Dear Husband
DH
Dick Head
DH
Dumb Hubby
DHCP
Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
DHTML
Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
DIIK
Damned If I Know
DIIN
Damned If I Know
DIL
Daughter In Law
DILLIC
Do I Look Like I Care
DILLIGAD
Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAF
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck
DILLIGAFF
Do I Look Like I Give A Flying Fuck
DINK
Double Income, No Kids
DINK
Dual Income, No Kids
DINS
Double Income No Sex
DITUIHIBMSL
Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately
DITUILIBMSL
Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately
DIY
Do It Yourself
DK
Don't Know
DKU
Drop Kick Ugly
DL
Download
DLG
Devilish Little Grin
DLN
Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB
Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTDHYWTGLSY
Don't Let The Door Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya
DMML
Don't Make Me Laugh
DNA
Did Not Answer
DND
Do Not Disturb
DND
Drag 'N Drop
DNPM
Damn Near Pissed Myself
DNPM
Darn Near Pissed Myself
DNS
Domain Name Server
DNS
Domain Name Service
DNS
Domain Name System
DOA
Dead On Arrival
DOB
Date Of Birth
DODGE
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
DOM
Dirty Old Man
DOS
Dead Operating System
DOS
Defective Operating System
DOS
Disk Operating System
DOS
Dozing Off Soon
DRA
Don't Recognize Acronyms
DS
Darling Son
DS
Dear Son
DSH
Desperately Seeking Help
DTD
Document Type Definition
DTHT
Delighted To Hear That
DTOKAB
Drop To One Knee And Blow
DTP
DeskTop Publishing
DTRT
Do The Right Thing
DUCT
Did You See That
DUCWIC
Do You See What I See
DUK
Dead Upon Keyboard
DVD
Digital Versatile Disc
DW
Dear Wife
DW
Don't Worry
DWAI
Don't Worry About It
DWIM
Do What I Mean
DWIMC
Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS
Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID
Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWOL
Drunk while on line
DYE
Damn Your Eyes
DYHABF
Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAGF
Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYHWIH
Do You Hear What I Hear
DYJHI
Don't You Just Hate It
DYJHIW
Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHIWTH
Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYODW
Do Your Own Dirty Work
DYSWIS
Do You See What I See
DYT
Don't You Think
DYTS
Don't You Think So
E2EG
Ear To Ear Grin
ECP
Excessive Cross Posting
ED
Emotionally Disturbed
EDP
Emotionally Disturbed Person
EG
Evil Grin
EGBOK
Everythin's Going To Be Okay
EGC
Extrememly Gruntled Customer
EIF
Exercise In Futility
EMML
E-mail Me Later
EMP
Excessive Multiple Posting
EMS
E-Mail Shorthand
EMSG
Email Message
ENQ
Enquire
EOB
End Of Business
EOD
End Of Debate
EOD
End Of Discussion
EOF
End Of File
EOL
End Of Lecture
EOM
End Of Message
EOQ
End Of Question
EOQ
End Of Quote
EOS
End Of Show
EOS
End Of Story
EOT
End Of Thread
EOT
End Of Transmission
EPBKAC
Error Persists Between Keyboard And Chair
EPU
Evil Parallel Universe
ES&D
Eat Shit & Die
ES&LTHI
Eat Shit & Live To Hate It
ESAD
Eat Shit And Die
ESADMF
Eat Shit And Die Mother Fucker
ESAL
Eat Shit And Live
ESBAM
Eat Shit, Bark At Moon
ESOSL
Endless Snorts Of Stupid Laughter
ESP
Especially
ETA
Edited To Add
ETA
Estimated Time of Arrival
ETD
Estimated Time of Departure
ETLA
Extended Three Letter Acronym
EZ
Easy
F2F
Face To Face
F2F
Flesh To Flesh
F4T
Food For Thought
FA
Fuck All
FAAK
Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAFWOA
For A Friend Without Access
FAO
For Attention Of
FAQ
Frequently Asked Question
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL
Frequently Asked Question(s) List
FAWC
For Anyone Who Cares
FBH
Federal Bureau of Hackers
FBH
Fucking Butter Heads
FBI
Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI
Female Body Inspector
FBI
Full Blown Idiot
FC
Fingers Crossed
FCFS
First Come, First Served
FCOL
For Crying Out Loud
FD
Fuck Dat
FDA
Food & Drug Administration
FDA
Fucking Dumb Ass
FDROTFL
Falling Down Rolling On The Floor Laughing
FF
French Fry
FFRD
Flying Fuck In A Rolling Donut
FFS
For Fucks Sake
FFT
Food For Thought
FGS
For Goodness' Sake
FIAT
Finds It Appalingly Tasteless
FIAT
Fix It Again, Tony
FICCL
Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIFO
First In, First Out
FIGJAM
Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FIGMO
Fuck It, Got My Orders
FIIK
Fucked If I Know
FIIN
Fucked If I Know
FIL
Father In Law
FIOFYF
Figure It Out For Yourself, Fucker
FISH
First In, Still Here
FISHDO
Fuck It, Shit Happens, Drive On
FITB
Fill In The Blank
FIWOBATLAAI
Fucking Idiot With Out Brains And Talking Like An Addicted IRC'er
FKMFATIFKYB
French Kiss My Furry Ass 'Til It French Kisses You Back
FLE
Four Letter Expletive
FM
Fucking Magic
FMH
Fuck Me Harder
FMN
Forget Me Not
FMTEYEWTK
Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know
FNC
Frogans Network Certificate
FNS
Frogans Network System
FNSL
Frogans Network System Language
FO
Fuck Off
FOAD
Fuck Off And Die
FOAF
Friend Of A Friend
FOAFOAG
Father Of A Friend Of A Girlfriend
FOAG
Father Of A Girlfriend
FOC
Free Of Charge
FOCLMAO
Fell Off Chair Laughin My Ass Off
FOD
Finger Of Death
FORD
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD
Found On Road Dead
FOS
Freedom Of Speech
FOS
Full Of Shit
FOT
Full Of Tripe
FOTCL
Falling Off The Chair Laughing
FOTM
Flavour Of The Month
FPS
First Person Shooter
FPS
For Pete's Sake
FPS
Frames Per Second
FRE
Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRED
Fucking Rediculous Electronical Device
FRED
Fucking Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRZ
Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FSDL
Frogans Slide Description Language
FTASB
Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH
From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTDS
Fuck The Dumb Shit
FTF
Face To Face
FTL
Faster Than Light
FTLOG
For The Love Of God
FTP
File Transfer Protocol
FTS
Fixin' To Start
FTSAATSFDNORUAOTDA
Fuck These Stupid Ass Acronyms, They're So Fuckin' Dumb, No One Really Uses Any
Of Them, Dumb Ass
FTTT
From Time To Time
FTW
For The Win
FU
Follow-Up
FU
Fucked Up
FU
Future Use
FUA
Frequently Used Acronym
FUA
Fucked Up Again
FUBAB
Fucked Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR
Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR
Fucked Up Beyond Any Recognition
FUBARWHOF
Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition Without Hope Of Fixing
FUBB
Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
FUD
Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUMTU
Fucked Up More Than Usual
FUP
Follow Up
FUP2
Follow Up To
FURTB
Full Up Ready To Burst
FUT
Follow-Up To
FWIW
For What It's Worth
FWMAYOR
Fuck With Me At Your Own Risk
FY
Fuck You
FY&TSYRIO
Fuck You & The Sysop You Rode In On
FYA
For Your Amusement
FYATSYRIO
Fuck You And The Sysop You Rode In On
FYDITM
Fuck You Directly In The Mouth
FYE
For Your Entertainment
FYEO
For Your Eyes Only
FYG
For Your Guidance
FYI
For Your Information
FYP
Fixed Your Post
G
Grin
G1
Good One
G2G
Got To Go
G4U
Good For You
G4Y
Good For You
GA
Go Ahead
GAC
Get A Clue
GAFIA
Get Away From It All
GAFM
Get Away From Me
GAL
Get A Life
GALL
Get A Life, Loser
GAP
Girls Against Pregnancy
GASP
Go Away, Silly Person
GB
God Bless
GBH
Great Big Hug
GBH&K
Great Big Hug & Kiss
GBH&K
Great Big Hugs & Kisses
GBH&KB
Great Big Hugs & Kisses Back
GBKU
God Bless and Keep You
GBTM
Get Back To Me
GBU
God Bless You
GBY
God Bless You
GC
Garbage Collect
GD&H
Grinning, Ducking & Hiding
GD&R
Grinning, Ducking & Running
GD&RF
Grinning, Ducking & Running Fast
GD&RVVF
Grinning, Ducking & Running Very Very Fast
GD&W
Grinning, Ducking & Weaving
GD&WVVF
Grinning, Ducking, And Walking Very, Very Fast
GDNR
Grinning, Ducking And Running
GDNRVVF
Grinning, Ducking And Running Very Very Fast
GF
Girl Friend
GF
Girlfriend
GFAK
Go Fly A Kite
GFC
Going For Coffee
GFN
Gone For Now
GFR
Grim File Reaper
GFU
General Fuck Up
GFU
Good For You
GFY
Good For You
GG
Go Girl
GG
Good Game
GG
Good Going
GG
Gotta Go
GGC
Goo Goo Cluster
GGG
Giggle
GGN
Gotta Go Now
GGP
Gotta Go Pee
GGP
Gotta Go Piss
GH
Getting Hard
GIGO
Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIGO
Garbage In, Gospel Out
GIM
Great Idea Man
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
GIWIST
Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GJ
Good Job
GL
Good Luck
GLG
Good Looking Girl
GLG
Goofy Little Grin
GLGH
Good Luck And Good Hunting
GM
General Maintenance
GM
Good Morning
GM
Got Milk
GMAB
Give Me A Break
GMAFB
Give Me A Fucking Break
GMBO
Giggling My Butt Off
GMC
Garage Mans Companion
GMC
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
GMT
Greenwich Mean Time
GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike
GN
Good Night
GO
Get Out
GOB
Good'Ol Boy
GOI
Get Over It
GOK
God Only Knows
GOLD
Getting On Limp Dick
GOOH
Get Out Of Here
GOOMF
Get Out Of My Face
GOOML
Get Out Of My Life
GOTFIA
Groaning On The Floor In Agony
GOWI
Get On With It
GPF
General Protection Fault
GPF
Go Puke, Fast
GPY
Grumpy
GR
Get Real
GR&D
Grinning, Running & Ducking
GR&D
Grinning, Running, And Ducking
GR8
Great
GRUIT
Get Real You Impudent Thing
GSHIWMP
Giggling So Hard I Wet My Pants
GTABO
Get That Ass Back On
GTBOS
Glad To Be Of Service
GTFOOMF
Get The Fuck Out Of My Face
GTG
Got To Go
GTH
Go To Hell
GTP
Gone To Pee
GTS
Going To Starbucks
GTSY
Glad To See You
GTTB
Gee That's Too Bad
GUI
Graphical User Interface
GW
Getting Wet
GW
Goal Weight
GWATCDR
God Willing And The Creek Don't Rise
H
Hug
H&K
Hug and Kiss
H&K
Hugs And Kisses
H2
How To
H8
Hate
HAB
Hot Asian Babe
HABU
Have A Better 'Un
HAGN
Have A Good Night
HAGU
Have A Good 'Un
HAK
Hugs and kisses
HAND
Have A Nice Day
HB
Happy Birthday
HB
Hug Back
HB2U
Happy Birthday To You
HBTY
Happy Birthday To You
HCB
Holy Cow, Batman
HF
Have Fun
HH
Holding Hands
HHGTTG
Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy
HHIS
Hanging Head In Shame
HHO 1/2 K
Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ
Ha Ha, Only Joking
HHOK
Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS
Ha Ha, Only Serious
HHTYAY
Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIB
Have I Been
HIG
How's it Going
HIH
Hope It Helps
HILIACACLO
Help I Lapsed Into A Coma And Can't Log Off
HIWTH
Hate It When That Happens
HLOL
Hysterically Laughing Out Loud
HLOLARAWCHAWMP
Hysterically Laughing Out Loud And Rolling Around While Clapping Hands And Wetti
ng My Pants
HLV
Hasta La Vista
HLVB
Hasta La Vista, Baby
HMFG
Holy Mother of Fucking God
HMFIC
Head Mother Fucker In Charge
HMFWIC
Head Mother Fucker What's In Charge
HMOFG
Holy Mother Of Fucking God
HMP
Help Me Please
HMT
Here's My Try
HNONA
Hot Nerd-on-Nerd Action
HOF
Hell Of Funny
HOMPR
Hang On, Mobile Phone's Ringing
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
HORU
How Old Are You
HP
Home Page
HPB
High Ping Bastard
HSIBHHUB
Holy Shit It's Batman Holding His Utility Belt
HSIK
How Should I Know
HSP
Highly Sensitive Person
HTB
Heavens To Betsy
HTFSIK
How The Fuck Should I Know
HTH
Happy To Help
HTH
Hope That Helps
HTH
Hope This Helps
HTML
Hyper Text Markup Language
HTSI
Hope That Sinks In
HTTP
HyperText Transfer Protocol
HUA
Head Up Ass
HUA
Heads Up Asshole
HUA
Heard, Understood, Acknowledged
HUB
Head Up Butt
HUF
Horny Unattached Female
HUM
Horny Unattached Male
HW
Hardware
HWMBI
He Who Must Be Ignored
HWP
Height Weight Proportional
HWS(PEST)
Husband Wants Sex (Please Excuse Slow Typing)
HWUA
Head Way Up Ass
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
IAAA
I Am An Accountant
IAAL
I Am A Lawyer
IAC
In Any Case
IAD
Internet Acronyms Dictionary
IAE
In Any Event
IAIYH
It's All In Your Head
IANAA
I Am Not An Accountant
IANAC
I Am Not A Crook
IANAL
I Am Not A Lawyer
IANALBIPOOTV
I Am Not A Lawyer, But I Play One On Tv
IANYM
In A New York Minute
IARTPFWTSIOWIM
I Am Repeating This Parrot-Fashion Without The Slightest Idea Of What It Means
IASH
I Am So Horny
IAW
In Accordance With
IBB
I'll Be Back
IBBV
Impossible Bits By Vendor
IBC
Inadequate, But Cute
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
IBM
Idiots Bought Me
IBM
Inadequate, But Marketable
IBM
International Business Machines
IBN
I'm Buck Naked
IBTD
I Beg To Differ
IC
I See
ICB
I Care Because
ICBW
I Could Be Wrong
ICHC
I Can Has Cheezburger?
ICIHICPCL
I Can't Imagine How I Could Possibly Care Less
ICMP
Internet Control Message Protocol
ICTYBTIHTKY
I Could Tell You But Then I'd Have To Kill You
ICUR
I See You Are
ICYDK
In Case You Didn't Know
ICYI
In Case You're Interested
IDBI
I Don't Believe It
IDBY
I Don't Believe You
IDC
I Don't Care
IDD
Indeed
IDGAD
I Don't Give A Damn
IDGAS
I Don't Give A Shit
IDGI
I Don't Get It
IDK
I Don't Know
IDM
It Doesn't Matter
IDMM
It Doesn't Matter to Me
IDMTM
It Doesn't Matter To Me
IDT
I Don't Think
IDTS
I Don't Think So
IDTT
I'll Drink To That
IDU
I Don't Understand
IE
Internet Exploder
IE
Internet Explorer
IE
That Is
IFF
If and only If
IGG
I Gotta Go
IGGNLTL
I Gotta Go Now Let's Talk Later
IGGTOT
I Gotta Go To Other Things
IGP
I Gotta Pee
IGTP
I Get The Point
IHA
I Hate Acronyms
IHATCFYB
I Have A Terrible Craving For Your Body
IHTBS
It Has To Be Shown
IHTFP
I Hate This Fucking Place
IHTFP
I Have Truly Found Paradise
IHTG
I Hate To Go
IHTG
I Have To Go
IHYUWIM
I Hope You Understand What I Mean
IIABDFI
If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It
IINM
If I'm Not Mistaken
IIR
If I Recall
IIRC
If I Recall Correctly
IIRC
If I Remember Correctly
IITYWIMIWHTKY
If I Tell You What It Means, I Will Have To Kill You
IITYWIMWYBMAD
If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWTMWYKM
If I Tell You What This Means Will You Kiss Me
IITYWYBAD
If I Tell You, Will You Buy Another Drink
IITYWYBMAB
If I Tell You, Will You Buy Me A Beer
IIUC
If I Understand Correctly
IIWM
If It Were Me
IIWM
If It Were Mine
IJLS
I Just Like Saying
IK
I Know
IKBA
I Know Bugger All
IKYBYUWYTISBINSYRTWYHINWIM
I Know You Believe You Understand What You Think I Said, But I'm Not Sure You Re
alize That What You Heard Is Not What I Meant
IKYN
I Kid You Not
ILI
I Like Ike
ILIC
I Laughed, I Cried
ILICISCOMK
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coffee On My Keyboard
ILICISCOMK
I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat Coke On My Keyboard
ILIWTPCT
I Love It When The Plan Comes Together
ILN
It Looks Nice
ILN
It's Looking Nice
ILSHIBAMF
I Laughed So Hard I Broke All My Furniture
ILSHIBATF
I Laughed So Hard I Broke All The Furniture
ILTNMMAMOTCHYCFAPMSFTJ
I'd Like To Nominate Mike Meyers As Moderator Of This Conference. Honestly, You
Couldn't Find A Person More Suited For The Job
ILU
I Love You
ILY
I Love You
IM
Instant Message
IM
Instant Messaging
IMAO
In My Arrogant Opinion
IMBO
In My Biased Opinion
IMBO
In My Bloody Opinion
IMBW
I May Be Wrong
IMCAO
In My Completely Arrogant Opinion
IMCDO
In My Conceited Dogmatic Opinion
IMCO
In My Considered Opinion
IME
In My Experience
IMHBCO
In My Humble But Correct Opinion
IMHO
In My Holy Opinion
IMHO
In My Honest Opinion
IMHO
In My Humble Opinion
IMMOR
I Make My Own Rules
IMNSCO
In My Not So Considered Opinion
IMNSHO
In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMNSVHO
In My Not So Very Humble Opinion
IMO
In My Opinion
IMOBIHO
In My Occasionally But Infrequently Humble Opinion
IMOBO
In My Own Biased Opinion
IMOHO
In My Occasionally Humble Opinion
IMPE
In My Personal Experience
IMPE
In My Previous Experience
IMPOV
In My Point Of View
IMS
I Am Sorry
IMS
I Must Say
IMU
I Miss You
IMVHO
In My Very Humble Opinion
INGSI
I'm Not Gonna Say It
INL
I'm Not Laughing
INPO
In No Particular Order
INT
I'll Never Tell
IOKIYAR
It's OK If You Are Republican
IOTTMCO
Intuitively Obvious To The Most Casual Observer
IOU
I Owe You
IOW
In Other Words
IOWTBT
I Only Want To Be Told
IRC
Internet Relay Chat
IRL
In Real Life
IRMFI
I Reply Merely For Information
IROOC
I've Run Out Of Cigarettes
IRSTBO
It Really Sucks The Big One
ISAGN
I See A Great Need
ISBAB
I Should have Bought A Book
ISDN
Integrated Services Digital Network
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
ISIRTA
I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
ISO
In Search Of
ISO
In Support Of
ISP
Internet Service Provider
ISTM
It Seems To Me
ISTR
I Seem To Recall
ISTR
I Seem To Remember
ISWYM
I See What You Mean
ITA
I Totally Agree
ITAH
Is There Anybody Here
ITBUYSIFY
Impossible To Believe Unless You See It For Yourself
ITD
In The Dark
ITFA
In The Final Analysis
ITGLW&TCDR
If The Good Lord's Willin' and The Creek Don't Rise
ITRO
In The Region Of
ITRW
In The Real World
ITSFWI
If The Shoe Fits, Wear It
ITWSBT
I Think We Should Be Told
ITYM
I Think You Mean
IUIATT
I Use It All The Time
IUTHALORFH
I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Her
IUTHALORFH
I Used To Have A Lot Of Respect For Him
IUTKATS
I Used To Know All That Stuff
IWALU
I Will Always Love You
IWBIWISI
I Will Believe It When I See It
IWBN
It Would Be Nice
IWBNI
It Would Be Nice If
IWBS
I Was Being Stupid
IWIK
I Wish I Knew
IWSN
I Want Sex Now
IYD
In Your Dreams
IYDM
If You Don't Mind
IYF
It's Your Fault
IYFEG
Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group
IYKWIM
If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD
If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYL
If You Like
IYO
In Your Opinion
IYSWIM
If You See What I Mean
IYW
If You Wish
J/K
Just Kidding
J4F
Just For Fun
J4G
Just For Grins
J4SAG
Just For Shit And Grins
J6P
Joe 6-Pack
JAFO
Just Another Fucking Observer
JAFU
Just Another Fuck Up
JAM
Just A Minute
JAM
Just A Moment
JANFU
Joint Army-Navy Fuck Up
JAS
Just A Second
JASE
Just Another System Error
JAWS
Just Another Windows Shell
JBL
Junk But Loud
JFA
Just Fucking Around
JFC
Jesus Fucking Christ
JFF
Just For Fun
JFG
Just For Grins
JFTR
Just For The Record
JFYI
Just For Your Information
JIC
Just In Case
JK
Just Kidding
JMHFOOC
Just My Humble Fucking Opinion Of Course
JMO
Just My Opinion
JMOOC
Just My Opinion Of Course
JPW
Just Plain Weird
JSNM
Just Stark Naked Magic
JTLYK
Just To Let You Know
JTYWTK
Just Thought You Wanted To Know
JW
Just Wondering
K
Kiss
K
Okay
KB
Kiss Back
KBD
Keyboard
KCBIWIYWI
Keep Coming Back, It Works If You Work It
KDW
Keep Digging, Watson
KEAH
Kill Everyone After Hours
KHYF
Know How You Feel
KIBO
Knowledge In, Bullshit Out
KIQ
Keep It Quiet
KISS
Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT
Keep In Touch
KITA
Kick In The Ass
KITB
Kick In The Butt
KMA
Kiss My Ass
KMG
Kiss My Grits
KMYF
Kiss Me You Fool
KOC
Kiss On Cheek
KOL
Kiss On Lips
KOTC
Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL
Kiss On The Lips
KTCOOTN
Keep This Crap Out Of This Newsgroup
KUTGSAWYAD
Keep Up The Good Spirit And Whatever You Are Doing
KUTGW
Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM
Know What I Mean
KYHOOYA
Keep Your Head Out Of Your Ass
L
Laugh
L2BS
Licence To BS
L2P
Learn To Play
L2R
Learn To Read
L8R
Later
L8R G8R
Later 'Gater
LAB&TYD
Life's A Bitch & Then You Die
LABTYD
Life's A Bitch, Then You Die
LAGNAF
Let's All Get Naked And Fuck
LAN
Local Area Network
LART
Luser Attitude Re-adjustment Tool
LASER
Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
LAY
Looking At You
LDD
La Dee Da
LEO
Law Enforcement Officer
LG
Let's Go
LGT
Link Goes To
LHM
Lord Help Me
LHO
Laughing Head Off
LHU
Lord Help Us
LIFER
Lazy Incompetent Fucker Evading Responsibility
LIFO
Last In First Out
LIHOP
Let It Happen On Purpose
LIRGAS
Like I Really Give A Shit
LIS
Lost In Space
LISP
Lost In Stupid Parenthesis
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
LJBF
Let's Just Be Friends
LLAL
Laughing Like A Lunatic
LLAP
Live Long And Prosper
LLTA
Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause
LMA
Leave Me Alone
LMAO
Laughing My Ass Off
LMAOROTF
Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor
LMC
Let Me See
LMC
Lost My Connection
LMCOA
Lost My Connection Once Again
LMFAO
Laughing My Fat Ass Off
LMFAO
Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMHO
Laughing My Head Off
LMIRL
Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK
Let Me Know
LMS
Let Me See
LMSO
Laughing My Socks Off
LMTFA
Leave Me The Fuck Alone
LMTO
Laughing My Tampon Out
LMTO
Laughing My Tits Off
LMWIS
Lick Me Where I Sweat
LOA
List Of Abbreviations
LOA
List Of Acronyms
LOA
Love On Arrival
LOIS
Laughing On The Inside
LOL
Laughing Out Loud
LOL
Little Old Lady
LOL
Lots Of Love
LOL
Lots Of Luck
LOLA
Laughing Out Loud Again
LOLOL
Laughing Out Loud On-Line
LOLOL
Lots Of Laughing Out Loud
LOMBARD
Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead
LOML
Light Of My Life
LOOL
Laughing Out Outrageously Loud
LOQ
Laughing Out Quietly
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious
LOWNBTD
Laid Off With Nothing Better To Do
LPB
Low Ping Bastard
LSFIAB
Like Shooting Fish In A Barrel
LSHIPMP
Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
LSHMBB
Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH
Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHMBIB
Laughing So Hard My Belly Is Bouncing
LSHMCIS
Laughing So Hard My Computer Is Shaking
LSHMSH
Laughing So Hard My Side Hurts
LSHTTARDML
Laughing So The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSP
Less Sensitive Person
LTBF
Learn To Be Funny
LTF
Leap To Frogans
LTIC
Laughing Till I Cry
LTIP
Laughing Till I Puke
LTNC
Long Time, No See
LTNS
Long Time No See
LTNT
Long Time, No Type
LTP
Learn To Play
LTR
Later
LTR
Learn To Read
LTS
Laughing To Self
LTUAE
Life, The Universe, And Everything
LU4E&A
Love You For Ever And Always
LUB
Laughing Under Breath
LULU
Locally Unwanted Land Use
LUSER
Loser User
LUWAMH
Love You With All My Heart
LWR
Launch When Ready
LY
Love You
LYL
Love You Lots
LYLAB
Love You Like A Brother
LYLAS
Love You Like A Sister
LYLY
Love You and Leave You
LYMI
Love You Mean It
LZ
Loser
M$
MicroSoft
M8
Mate
MAC
Media Access Control
MAC
Most Applications Crash
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash If Not, The Operating System Hangs
MARINE
My Ass Riding In Navy Equipment
MAYB
Mad About You, Baby
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MBUC
Mind Bogglingly Unlikely Coincidence
MCIBTY
My Computer Is Better Than Yours
MD
More Dirt
MDA
Mail Delivery Agent
MEG
Mega Evil Grin
MFG
More Friendly Garbage
MFIC
Mother Fucker In Charge
MFN
Main Frogans Network
MFTL
My Favourite Toy Language
MFWIC
Mother Fucker What's In Charge
MGB
May God Bless
MGD
My Gameboy Died
MH
Mostly Harmless
MHBFY
My Heart Bleeds For You
MHDC(A)
My Hard Drive Crashed (Again)
MHOTY
My Hat's Off To You
MHYG
Mind How You Go
MIASGB
Make It A Short GoodBye
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIL
Mother In Law
MILF
Mothers I'd Like to Fuck
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MIPS
Meaningless Information Per Second
MIPS
Million Instructions Per Second
MIRL
Meet In Real Life
ML
More Later
MLA
Multiple Letter Acronym
MMF
Make Money Fast
MMHS
Make My Heart Sing
MMIF
My Mouth Is Full
MNT
Medical Nutrition Therapy
MOF
Male Or Female
MOF
Matter Of Fact
MORF
Male Or Female
MOS
Member of the Opposite Sex
MOT
Moment Of Truth
MOT
Mug Of Tea
MOTAS
Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD
Message Of The Day
MOTH
Humorous Collectibles Forum Variation On Member Of The Month
MOTM
Member Of The Month
MOTO
Master Of The Obvious
MOTOS
Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOTOS
Member Of The Other Sex
MOTSS
Member Of The Same Sex
MP
My Pleasure
MPTY
More Power To You
MS
Masters Degree
MS
MicroSoft
MS
More Of The Same
MS
More Shit
MSCEA
My Southern Comfort's Empty Again
MSG
Message
MSMD
Monkey See Monkey Do
MSS
Member of the Same Sex
MTA
Mail Transfer Agent
MTBF
Mean Time Between Failure
MTF
More To Follow
MTFBWY
May The Force Be With You
MUA
Mail User Agent
MUD
Multi User Domain
MUD
Multi User Dungeon
MUG
Multi User Game
MUNG
Mash Until No Good
MUNG
Mung Until No Good
MUSH
Multi User Shared Hallucination
MYOB
Mind Your Own Business
N/A
Not Acceptable
N/A
Not Applicable
N/A
Not Available
N/M
Never Mind
N1
Nice One
N2S
Needless 2 Say
NADT
Not A Darn Thing
NAFAIK
Not As Far As I Know
NAGI
Not A Good Idea
NAHM
Not A Happy Man
NAHW
Not A Happy Woman
NAJASC
Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer
NAJASCYYY
Not Affiliated Just Another Satisfied Customer Yadda Yadda Yadda
NAK
Not Acknowledged
NALOPKT
Not A Lot Of People Know That
NAVY
Never Again Volunteer Yourself
NAYYY
Not Affiliated Yadda Yadda Yadda
NB
Nota Bene
NBD
No Big Deal
NBFD
No Big Fucking Deal
NBL
Not Bloody Likely
NBTD
Nothing Better To Do
NC
No Comment
NDA
Non-Disclosure Agreement
NDLWSMB
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
NE1
Anyone
NEM
Nothing Else Matters
NERD
National Establishment For Real Dorks
NFG
No Fucking Good
NFI
No Fucking Idea
NFIAA
No Fucking Idea At All
NFS
Need For Speed
NFS
Network File System
NFW
No Fucking Way
NFWM
No Fucking Way Man
NFY
No Fuck You
NG
New Guy
NG
News Group
NG
No Good
NHOH
Never Heard Of Her
NHOH
Never Heard Of Him
NHTOB
Never Heard That One Before
NIAA
No Idea At All
NIC
Network Interface Card
NICBDAT
Nothing Is Certain But Death And Taxes
NIDWTC
No I Don't Want To Chat
NIFOC
Nude In Front Of Computer
NIH
Not Invented Here
NIMBY
Not In My Back Yard
NIME
Not In My Experience
NIMFYE
Not In My Front Yard Either
NIMTO
Not In My Term Of Office
NINO
Nothing In, Nothing Out
NIT
Not In Therapy
NITS
Nervous In The Service
NK
New Kid
NLI
Not Logged In
NM
Never Mind
NM
Not Much
NMI
No Middle Initial
NMJ
Not My Job
NMN
No Middle Name
NMP
Not My Problem
NN
Night-Night
NNTP
Network News Transfer Protocol
NONA
Nerd-on-Nerd Action
NONYA
None Ya Business
NOPE
Not On Planet Earth
NORWICH
Knickers Off Ready When I Come Home
NOYB
None Of Your Business
NP
No Problem
NPAA
No Problem At All
NPF
No Problem Found
NPI
No Pun Intended
NPLU
Not People Like Us
NPNG
No Pain No Gain
NQA
No Questions Asked
NQOS
Not Quite Our Sort
NQWI
Not Quite With It
NRN
No Reply Necessary
NSFW
Not Suitable For Work
NSS
No Shit, Sherlock
NT
No Text
NTDW
Nothing To Do With
NTDWI
Nothing To Do With It
NTG
Not Too Good
NTH
No Therapy Helpful
NTIBOA
Not That I'm Bitter Or Anything
NTIM
Not That It Matters
NTIMM
Not That It Matters Much
NTK
Need To Know
NTK
Nice To Know
NTL
Nevertheless
NTL
Nonetheless
NTTAWWT
Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTTFLS
Not Till The Fat Lady Sings
NTYMI
Now That You Mention It
NUI
Network User Identification
NW
Next Week
NW
No Way
NWOBHM
New Wave Of British Heavy Metal
NYCTMI
Now You Come To Mention It
NYM
New York Minute
NYP
Not Your Problem
O
Over
OACB
Offensive As Can Be
OAO
Over And Out
OATUS
On A Totally Unrelated Subject
OAUS
On An Unrelated Subject
OB
OBligatory
OBE
Overcome By Events
OBO
Or Best Offer
OBTW
Oh, By The Way
OD
Oh Dear
OD
Overdose
OEM
Original Equipment Manufacturer
OFS
One Finger Salute
OIC
Oh, I See
OJ
Obligatory Joke
OJ
Only Joking
OJ
Orange Juice
OL
Old Lady
OLDSMOBILE
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
OM
Old Man
OMDB
Over My Dead Body
OMFG
Oh My Fucking God
OMG
Oh My God
OMKC
On My Knees Crying
OMKP
On My Knees Praying
OMW
On My Way
ONNA
Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA
Oh No, Not This Again
OO
Over and Out
OOC
Out Of Character
OOI
Out Of Interest
OOM
Out Of Memory
OOP
Out Of Production
OOS
Out Of Sight
OOSOOM
Out Of Sight, Out Of Mind
OOT
Out Of Town
OOTB
Out Of The Box
OOTC
Obligatory On Topic Comment
OP
Original Poster
OPL
Obvious Panty Line
OPM
Other Peoples' Money
ORN
Oh Really now
OS
Operating System
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too
OS/2
Operating System 2
OSIF
Oh Shit, I Forgot
OSIM
Oh Shoot It's Monday
OSLT
Or Something Like That
OSOM
Out of Sight Out of Mind
OSU
Officially Sanctioned User
OT
Off Topic
OT
On Topic
OT1H
On The One Hand
OTBE
Over Taken By Events
OTC
Over The Counter
OTD
Out The Door
OTF
On The Floor
OTF
On The Phone
OTK
Over The Knee
OTL
Out To Lunch
OTOH
On The Other Hand
OTOOH
On The Other Other Hand
OTOS
On The Other Side
OTP
One True Pairing
OTT
Over The Top
OTTH
On The Third Hand
OTTOMH
Off The Top Of My Head
OTTOMHAROO
Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTTOMHAROOB
Off The Top Of My Head And Rolling Out Of Bounds
OTW
On The Way
OTW
On The Whole
OUSU
Oh, You Shut Up
OW
Oh Well
OWTTE
Or Words To That Effect
OYKKAA
On Your Knees Kissing Ass Again
OYW
On Your Way
PABG
Pack A Big Gun
PAW
Parents Are Watching
PBD
Programmer Brain Damage
PBM
Play By Mail (Games)
PBUH
Peace Be Upon Him
PCB
Please Call Back
PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PCMCIA
Personal Computer Memory Card International Association
PCO
Please Carry On
PCYLIHOONL
Please Cross Your Legs, I Have Only One Nail Left
PD
Public Domain
PDA
Public Display of Affection
PDE
Puppy Dog Eyed
PDN
Public Data Network
PDQ
Pretty Damn Quick
PDS
Please Don't Shoot
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PEBKAC
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PEST
Please Excuse Slow Typing
PF&HOMW
Printed, Framed & Hanging On My Wall
PFM
Pure Fucking Magic
PFT
Pause For Thought
PG
Pretty Good
PGP
Pretty Good Privacy
PGY
Post Graduate Year
PHA
Perfectly Hopeless Ass
PHB
Pointy Haired Boss
PHD
Piled Higher And Deeper
PHD
Push Here Dummy
PICNIC
Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIMP
Pee In My Pants
PITA
Pain In The Ass
PITBY
Put It In Their Back Yard
PITFU
Pick It The Fuck Up
PKB
Pot, Kettle, Black
PLBKAC
Problem Lies Between Keyboard And Chair
PLMK
Please Let Me Know
PLMKO
Please Let Me Know, Ok
PLOKTA
Press Lots Of Keys To Abort
PLS
Please
PLUR
Peace Love Unity Respect
PLUTO
Pipe Line Under The Ocean
PM
Personal Message
PM
Private Mail
PM
Private Message
PMBI
Pardon My Butting In
PMETC
Pardon Me Etc
PMFBI
Pardon Me For Butting In
PMFJI
Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMFJIH
Pardon Me For Jumping In Here
PMIGBOM
Put Mind In Gear, Before Opening Mouth
PMJI
Pardon My Jumping In
PML
Pissing Myself Laughing
PMP
Peed My Pants
PMP
Peeing My Pants
PMS
Pretty Much Sucks
PMSL
Pissing Myself Laughing
PMYMHMMFSWGAD
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Damn
PMYMHMMFSWGAS
Pardon Me, You Must Have Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
POAHF
Put On A Happy Face
POC
Peeping Other Chatters
POC
Prisoner Of Chat
POD
Piece Of Data
POETS
Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday
POETS
Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday
POITS
Piss On It Tomorrow's Saturday
POLA
Principle Of Least Astonishment
POLA
Principle Of Least Authority
POLP
Principle Of Least Privilege
POM
Phase Of The Moon
POP
Point Of Presence
POP
Post Office Protocol
POQ
Piss Off Quickly
POQADCB
Piss Off Quickly And Don't Come Back
POS
Parent Over Shoulder
POS
Person Over Shoulder
POS
Piece Of Shit
POS
Point Of Sale
POSSLQ
Person Of Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters
POTC
Peck On The Cheek
POV
Point Of View
PPL
People
PPN
Programmer Project Number
PPP
Pee Poor Protoplasm
PPP
Petty Pet Peeve
PPP
Point To Point Protocol
PPPP
Previous Paragraph Was Polemical Position
PPPPPT
Pee Poor Protoplasm Poorly Put Together
PPTSPAHS
Please Pass The Salt, Pepper And Hot Sauce
PRW
Parents R Watching
PS
Photoshop
PS
Pit Stop
PS
Post Scriptum
PS
Postscript
PT
Physical Training
PTB
Powers That Be
PTL
Praise the Lord
PTM
Please Tell Me
PTMM
Please Tell Me More
PTO
Patent And Trademark Office
PTO
Please Turn Over
PW
Pathetic Wanker
PW
Pow Wow
PYS
Pack Your Stuff
Q&A
Questions & Answers
QDPSH
Quick and Dirty Perl Solution Hacker
QDSM
Quick and Dirty Solution Manager
QED
Quite Easily Done
QED
Quod Erat Demonstrandum
QFT
Quoted For Truth
QRT
Quit Receiving/Transmitting
QSL
Reply
QSO
Conversation
QT
Cutie
QT
Quiet
R
Are
RA
Research Assistant
RA
Resident Assistant
RAEBNC
Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment
RAK
Random Act Of Kindness
RAW
Rules As Written
RBS
Really Big Screen
RD
Registered Dietitian
RE
Regarding
REMF
Rear Echelon Mother Fuckers
RFC
Request For Comments
RFD
Request For Discussion
RFI
Request For Information
RFT
Request For Thinking
RGDS
Regards
RHIP
Rank Has Its Privileges
RIP
Rest In Peace
RL
Real Life
RLCO
Real Life Conference
RMA
Return Merchandise Authorization
RNA
Ring, No Answer
ROFFNAR
Rolling On the Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROFL
Rolling On the Floor Laughing
ROFLABAOTP
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROFLAHMS
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROFLAHMSL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides Laughing
ROFLASC
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLASTC
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROFLBSAOTP
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROFLBTC
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROFLBTCUTS
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROFLGO
Rolling On Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLGO
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROFLHOLCBF
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROFLHOLCCF
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROFLHOLCDF
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My ASCII Off
ROFLMAO
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROFLMAOAPMP
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAOAY
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROFLMAOOL
Rolling On The Floor Lauging My Ass Off Out Loud
ROFLMAOPIMP
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOWPIMP
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROFLMAOWTIME
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLMBO
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROFLMHO
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROFLOL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROFLOLPIMP
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROFLOLVH
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Very Hard
ROFLOLWS
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping
ROFLSHIPMP
Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROFLSTC
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROFLSTCIIHO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROFLTC
Rolling On the Floor Licking The Glue
ROFLUTS
Rolling On the Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROFLWMK
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Wet My Knickers
ROFPML
Roll On Floor Pissing Myself Laughing
ROFTTPOF
Rolling On The Floor Trying To Put Out Flames
ROTBA
Reality On The Blink Again
ROTF
Rolling On The Floor
ROTFFNAR
Rolling On The Floor For No Apparent Reason
ROTFL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLABAOTP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Barfing All Over The Place
ROTFLACGU
Rolling On The Floor And Can't Get Up
ROTFLAHMS
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Holding My Sides
ROTFLAPMP
Rolling On The Floor And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLASTC
Rolling On The Floor And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLASTC
Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBSAOTP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Blowing Snot All Over The Place
ROTFLBTC
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet
ROTFLBTCASTC
Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat
ROTFLBTCASTCIIHO
Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLBTCUTS
Rolling On The Floor Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLBTCUTS
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Biting The Carpet Unable To Stop
ROTFLGO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Guts Out
ROTFLHOLCBF
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Bird Feathers
ROTFLHOLCCF
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Cat Fur
ROTFLHOLCDF
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Hysterically Out Loud Collecting Dog Fur
ROTFLMAAOBPO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLMAOAPMP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off And Peeing My Pants
ROTFLMAOAY
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off At You
ROTFLMAOPIMP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOWPIMP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off While Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLMAOWTIME
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With Tears In My Eyes
ROTFLMBO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Butt Off
ROTFLMHO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off
ROTFLMTO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Tail Off
ROTFLOL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLOLPIMP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Peeing In My Pants
ROTFLOLWS
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud Without Stopping
ROTFLSHIPMP
Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Peed My Pants
ROTFLSTC
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat
ROTFLSTCIIHO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Scaring The Cat If I Had One
ROTFLTC
Rolling On The Floor Licking The Glue
ROTFLUTS
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Unable to Speak
ROTFSTCLMAAOBPO
Rolling On The Floor Scaring The Cat Laughing My Ass And Other Body Parts Off
ROTM
Right On The Money
RPG
Really Pathetic Gamer
RPG
Rocket Propelled Grenade
RPG
Role Playing Game
RPG
Role Playing Games
RSN
Real Soon Now
RT
Real Time
RTD
Read The Documentation
RTFAQ
Read The FAQ
RTFF
Read The Fine Faq
RTFF
Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFFAQ
Read The Fucking FAQ
RTFI
Read The Fucking Instructions
RTFM
Read The Fine Manual
RTFM
Read The Fucking Manual
RTFM
Read The Fucking Message
RTFMS
Read The Fucking Manual, Sir
RTFQ
Read The Fucking Question
RTFS
Read The Fucking Source
RTFS
Read The Fucking Standard
RTI
Real Time Interruption
RTM
Read The Manual
RTM
Read The Message
RTS
Read The Screen
RTSM
Read The Stupid Manual
RTSM
Read The Stupid Message
RUMF
Are You Male Or Female
RUMOF
Are You Male Or Female
RUOK
Are You OK
RWT
Repeat Whole Thing
RYFM
Read Your Fucking Manual
S
Sigh
S
Smile
S&N
Smile And Nod
S/O
Someone
S/TH
Something
S2BX
Soon To Be Ex
S4C
Sorry For Caps
SAAB
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
SAHM
Stay At Home Mom
SAMF
Sad Ass Mother Fucker
SAMFU
Self-Adjusting Military Fuck Up
SAMFUTU
Situation Abnormal, More Fucked Up Than Usual
SAPFU
Surpassing All Previous Fuck Ups
SAR
Smart Ass Remark
SASB
Sobbing And Sniffing Bitterly
SAYOR
Speak At Your Own Risk
SB
Smiles Back
SBB
Stupid Beyond Belief
SBCN
Sitting Behind The Computer Naked
SBD
Silent But Deadly
SBID
Shitty But It'll Do
SCNR
Sorry, Could Not Resist
SCSI
Small Computer System Interface
SCSI
System Can't See It
SCUBA
Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus
SDIHTT
Someday I'll Have The Time
SEC
Second
SED
Said Enough Darling
SEG
Shit Eating Grin
SEP
Somebody Else's Problem
SETE
Smiling Ear To Ear
SF
Science Fiction
SF
Speculative Fantasy
SFAIAA
So Far As I Am Aware
SFC
Sorry For Caps
SFLA
Stupid Four Letter Acronym
SFSG
So Far So Good
SFT
Sorry For That
SGML
Standardized General Markup Language
SH
Shit Happens
SHID
Slaps Head In Disgust
SHIT
Sure Happy It's Thursday
SHIT
Sure Happy It's Tuesday
SHLH
Sitting Here Lauging Hysterically
SHM
Shit Happens, Mate
SHTS
Spit Hitting The Spam
SHTSI
Somebody Had To Say It
SICS
Sitting In Chair Snickering
SIG
Special Interest Group
SIIC
See If I Care
SIIN
Stuffed If I Know
SIL
Sister In Law
SIL
Son In Law
SIMCA
Sitting In My Chair Amused
SITD
Still In The Dark
SIU
Suck It Up
SIUYAS
Stick It Up Your Ass Sideways
SIYH
Sooner If You Help
SLATFATF
So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish
SLIP
Serial Line Internet Protocol
SLIP
Single Line In Protocol
SLJ
Shitty Little Job
SLJO
Shitty Little Job Officer
SLV
C'est la vie
SMAO
Showing My Ass Off
SMAR
Suck My Ass Raw
SME
Subject Matter Expert
SMO
Serious Mode On
SMOF
Secret Masters Of Fandom
SMOFF
Serious Mode Off
SMOP
Small Matter Of Programming
SMTP
Simple Mail Transfer Protocol
SNAC
Sitting Naked At Computer
SNAFU
Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNERT
Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SNFIAA
Still No Fucking Idea At All
SNR
Signal to Noise Ratio
SO
Significant Other
SOB
Son Of a Bitch
SOI
Stink On Ice
SOI
Stunk On Ice
SOL
Shit Out of Luck
SOL
Shit Outta Luck
SOP
Standard Operating Procedure
SOP
Standing Operational Procedures
SOP
Stay Off the Pipe
SOS
Same Old Shit
SOS
Same Old Story
SOS
Sibling Over Shoulder
SOS
Someone Special
SOSDD
Same Old Shit Different Day
SOSO
Same Old, Same Old
SOT
Short Of Time
SOTMG
Short Of Time Must Go
SOVS
Someone Very Special
SOW
Speaking Of Which
SP
sorry for bad SPelling
SPAM
Slang Name For Unsolicited Commercial Email
SS
Smiling Sweetly
SS
So Sleepy
SSB
Smiling Sweetly Back
SSDD
Same Shit, Different Day
SSDD
Same Stuff, Different Day
SSEWBA
Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SSIA
Subject Says It All
ST
So There
ST
Star Trek
ST
Starting Weight
ST
Such That
STBY
Sucks To Be You
ST-DS9
Star Trek, Deep Space 9
STF
Search The Forum
STFU
Shut The Fuck Up
STFW
Search The Fucking Web
STS
So To Speak
ST-TNG
Star Trek, The Next Generation
ST-TOS
Star Trek, The Original Series
ST-VOY
Star Trek, Voyager
STW
Search The Web
SUCDIC
Situation Under Control, Dickheads In Charge
SUFID
Screwing Up Face In Disgust
SUNOILTY
Shut Up, No One Is Listening To You
SUQ
Stupid User Question
SUQs
Stupid User Questions
SUSFU
Situation Unchanged, Still Fucked Up
SUYP
Shut Up You Pervert
SW
Says Who
SW
So What
SW
Software
SW
Starwars
SWAG
Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAG
Simple Wild Ass Guess
SWAK
Sealed With A Kiss
SWALK
Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWDYRTW
Since When Do You Rule The Web
SWL
Screaming With Laughter
SWMBO
She Who Must Be Obeyed
SWPL
Stuff White People Like
SW-SE
Star Wars Special Edition
SWWPACUWELA
Still Wondering Why People Are Coming Up With Eleven Letter Acronyms
SWYP
So What's Your Problem
SYDWBY
See Ya, Don't Wanna Be Ya
SYIC
See You In Cyberspace
SYITFP
See You In The Funny Pages
SYL
See You Later
SYS
See You Soon
SYSOP
System Operator
SYT
See You Tonight
SYT
Sweet Young Thing
TA
Thanks Again
TADT
They All Do That
TAF
That's All, Folks
TAFN
That's All For Now
TAFT
That's A Frightening Thought
TAM
Tenner A Month
TANJ
There Ain't No Justice
TANSTAAFL
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TANSTAASQ
There Ain't No Such Thing As A Stupid Question
TARFU
Things Are Really Fucked Up
TBC
To Be Continued
TBDL
To Be Discussed Later
TBDML
To Be Discussed Much Later
TBE
To Be Expected
TBH
To Be Honest
TBNT
Thanks But No Thanks
TBYB
Try Before You Buy
TC
Take Care
TC
Telephone Call
TCB
Taking Care Of Business
TCB
Trouble Came Back
TCBY
Taking Care Of Business, Ya'll
TCD
The Cat's Dead
TCOY
Take Care Of Yourself
TCOYF
Taking Charge of Your Fertility
TDD
The Dog's Dead
TDM
Too Damn Many
TE
The End
TEOTWAWKI
The End Of The World As We Know It
TFB
Too Fucking Bad
TFDS
That's For Damn Sure
TFE
Too Fucking Easy
TFM
The Fucking Manual
TFN
Thanks For Nothing
TFS
Three Finger Salute (Ctrl-Alt-Del)
TFTT
Thanks For The Thought
TFTT
Thanks For The Tip
TGAL
Think Globally, Act Locally
TGFTCL
Thank God For The Chat Line
TGIF
Thank God It's Friday
TGTF
Thank God Tomorrow's Friday
THHGTTG
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
THNX
Thanks
THO
Titty Hard On
TIA
Thanks In Advance
TIASIRGOOH
This Internet Acronym Shit Is Really Getting Out Of Hand
TIATLG
Truly, I Am The Living God
TIC
Tongue In Cheek
TIE
Take It Easy
TILII
Tell It Like It Is
TIMTOWTDI
There Is More Than One Way To Do It
TINALO
This Is Not A Legal Opinion
TINAR
This Is Not A Recommendation
TINC
There Is No Cabal
TINSTAAFL
There Is No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TINWIS
That Is Not What I Said
TIP
To Insure Promptness
TIWTGLGG
This Is Where The Goofy Little Grin Goes
TJATAW
Truth, Justice, And The American Way
TLA
Three-Letter Acronym
TLC
Tender Loving Care
TLD
Top Level Domain
TLG
The Living God
TLTB
Thank you Linesmen, Thank you Ballboys
TM
Thread Mangler
TM
Tomorrow
TM
Trust Me
TMI
Too Much Information
TMIKTLIU
The More I Know, The Less I Understand
TMSHTF
Too Much Shit Hit The Fan
TMTLTBMG
There's More To Love Than Boy Meets Girl
TMTOWTDT
There's More Than One Way To Do This
TN
Telnet
TNLNSL
Took Nothing, Left Nothing, Signed Logbook
TNOTB
The Number Of The Beast
TNOTVS
Theres Nothing On Tv So
TNSO
Temptingly Naked Significant Other
TNT
Till Next Time
TNTC
Too Numerous To Count
TNX
Thanks
TOBAL
There Oughta Be A Law
TOBG
This Oughta Be Good
TOY
Thinking Of You
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TPAE
The Possibilities Are Endless
TPS
This Program Sucks
TPSS
This Program Sucks Severely
TPTB
The Powers That Be
TQM
Total Quality Management
TRATEOTU
The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe
TRDMC
Tears Running Down My Cheeks
TS
Tough Shit
TSIA
Title Says It All
TSJD
Texas Size Jelly Donut
TSOHF
Total Sense Of Humor Failure
TSR
Terminate And Stay Resident Program
TSR
Totally Stupid Rules
TT
Take That
TTBE
That's To Be Expected
TTBOMK
To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN
Ta Ta For Now
TTL
Time To Live
TTL4N
That's The Lot For Now
TTLFN
That's The Lot For Now
TTM
To The Moderator
TTS
Tiny Tit Syndrome
TTT
To The Top
TTTH
Talk To The Hand
TTUL
Talk To You Later
TTUL
Type To You Later
TTYL
Talk To You Later
TTYL
Type To You Later
TTYRS
Talk To You Real Soon
TTYRS
Type To You Real Soon
TTYS
Talk To You Soon
TTYS
Type To You Soon
TTYT
Talk To You Tomorrow
TUFD
The User File Died
TVM
Thanks Very Much
TWAIN
Technology Without An Interesting Name
TWIMC
To Whom It May Concern
TWIWI
That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TWYAS
That's What You All Say
TWYT
That's What You Think
TX
Thanks
TY
Thank You
TYCLO
Turn Your Caps Lock Off
TYLE
Took You Long Enough
TYP
Thank You Partner
TYVM
Thank You Very Much
U
You
U/L
Upload
U2
You Too
UAE
Unrecoverable Application Error
UBD
User Brain Damage
UCCOM
You Can Count On Me
UCE
Unsolicited Commercial E-mail
UDS
Ugly Domestic Scene
UIAM
Unless I Am Mistaken
UL
Upload
UNA
Use No Acronyms
UNCLE
Unified Nuclear Coalition Of Latvian Emigrants
UOK
Are You Okay
UOK
You Ok
UOM$
You Owe Me Money
UPGS
Unfinished Project Guilt Syndrome
UR
You Are
UR
Your
URI
Uniform Resource Identifier
URL
Uniform Resource Locator
URLCM
You Are Welcome
USAFU
Un-Serviceable, All Fucked Up
USB
Universal Serial Bus
USU
Usually
UTC
Under The Counter
UTSL
Use The Source, Luke
UTT
Under The Table
VBEG
Very Big Evil Grin
VBG
Very Big Grin
VBS
Very Big Smile
VBSEG
Very Big Shit Eating Grin
VC
Virtual Community
VEG
Very Evil Grin
VES
Very Evil Smile
VETLA
Very Enhanced TLA
VFM
Value For Money
VH
Virtual Hug
VHS
Video Home System
VLSTGLOI
Vodka, Lime, Soda, Tall Glass, Lots Of Ice
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicle Owners
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VPH
Visible Panty Line
VPN
Virtual Private Network
VR
Virtual Reality
VT
Virtual Time
VW
Very Wasted
VW
Virtually Worthless
VWD
Very Well Done
VWG
Very Wicked Grin
VWS
Very Wicked Smile
W
Whatever
W
Wink
W/
With
W/O
Without
W8
Wait
W8ING
Waiting
WAB
What A Bummer
WAB
What, Another Bill
WAC
What A Crock
WAD
Without A Doubt
WADR
With All Due Respect
WAEF
When All Else Fails
WAF
Wife Acceptance Factor
WAFWOT
What A Fucking Waste Of Time
WAG
Wild Ass Guess
WALOC
What A Load Of Crap
WAM
Wait A Minute
WAMKSAM
Why Are My Kids Staring At Me
WAN
Wide Area Network
WARS
World Acronym Reference Standard
WATB
Whiney Ass Titty Baby
WAUF
Where Are You From
WB
Welcome Back
WB
Write Back
WBASAP
Write Back As Soon As Possible
WBMBF
Wanna Be My Boy Friend
WBMGF
Wanna Be My Girl Friend
WBS
Write Back Soon
WCAGA
What Comes Around, Goes Around
WCTYBTWHTKY
We Could Tell You, But Then We'd Have To Kill You
WCUWTELANIGTKWTM
Who Came Up With Those Eleven Letter Acronyms, Nobody Is Going To Know What They
Mean
WD
Well Done
WDF
What Da Fuck
WDO
Well Done Opponents
WDOI
Wouldn't Dream Of It
WDYC
Who Do I Call
WDYLL
What Do You Look Like
WDYM
What Do You Mean
WDYMBT
What Do You Mean By That
WDYT
What Do You Think
WDYW
What Do You Want
WEFT
Wrong Every Fucking Time
WEM
Whatever, Man
WFF
Warm Fuzzy Feeling
WFHIT
What Fresh Hell Is This
WFM
Works For Me
WFO
Wide Fucking Open
WG
Wicked Grin
WGACA
What Goes Around Comes Around
WGAS
Who Gives A Shit
WGBTY
Will Get Back To You
WGO
What's Going On
WGTG
Well, Got To Go
WH
What's Happening
WIBAMU
Well, I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle
WIBNI
Would It Be Nice If
WIBNIF
Wouldn't If Be Nice If
WIIFM
What's In It For Me
WIMP
Windows, Icons, Mouse, Pointing
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WISP
Winning Is So Pleasurable
WIYGW
Write If You Get Work
WLYK
Will Let You Know
WMMOWS
Wash My Mouth Out With Soap
WNOHGB
Where No One Has Gone Before
WOA
Work Of Art
WOB
Waste Of Bandwidth
WOCAB
Who, Of Course, Are Bastards
WOE
Way Of Eating
WOE
World Of Entertainment
WOFTAM
Waste Of Flaming Time And Money
WOL
Wake-On-LAN
WOL
Way Of Life
WOL
Win Or Lose
WOLF
Witless One Line Followup
WOM
Word Of Mouth
WOMBAT
Waste Of Money, Brains, And Time
WOWF
Witless One Word Followup
WRATGAS
Who Really And Truly Gives A Shit
WRT
With Regard To
WRT
With Respect To
WRU
Who Are You
WSD
Willing Suspension Of Disbelief
WSLS
Win Some, Lose Some
WT
Without Thinking
WTF
What The Fuck
WTFDIC
What The Fuck Do I Care
WTFDIK
What The Fuck Do I Know
WTFDYTYA
Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are
WTFO
What The Fuck, Over
WTFRU
Who The Fuck Are You
WTFRUTA
What The Fuck Are You Talking About
WTFWT
What The Fuck Was That
WTG
Way To Go
WTH
What The Hell
WTHDTM
What The Hell Does That Mean
WTMKF
Welcome To My Kill Filter
WTTC
Welcome To The Club
WTTM
Without Thinking Too Much
WTY
Waving To You
WU
What's Up
WWS
Wife Wants Sex
WWW
World Wide Wait
WWW
World Wide Waste
WWW
World Wide Web
WWW
World Wild Web
WWYL
When Will You Learn
WYGIWYAF
What You Get Is What You Asked For
WYGIWYG
What You Get Is What You Get
WYGIWYG
What You Got Is What You Get
WYGIWYPF
What You Get Is What You Pay For
WYLABOCTGWTR
Would You Like A Bowl Of Cream To Go With That Remark
WYLASOMWTC
Would You Like A Saucer Of Milk With That Comment
WYMOWS
Wash Your Mouth Out With Soap
WYP
What's Your Point
WYR
When You're Ready
WYSBANRTWYG
What You See Bears Absolutely No Relation To What You Get
WYSBYGI
What You See Before You Get It
WYSIOSALLLWYMG
What You See Is Or Should At Least Look Like What You Might Get
WYSIWYD
What You See Is What You Deserve
WYSIWYG
What You See Is What You Get
WYSIWYM
What You See I What You Mean
WYSIWYN
What You See Is What You Need
WYSOH
Where's Your Sense Of Humor
WYTTIWTK
What You Tell Them Is What They Know
WYTYSYDG
What You Thought You Saw, You Didn't Get
X&O
Hugs and Kisses
XAO
Hugs and Kisses
XYL
Ex Young Lady
XYZ
Examine Your Zipper
Y
Why
Y2K
Year 2000
Y3
Yada Yada Yada
YAA
Yet Another Acronym
YABA
Yet Another Bloody Acronym
YABSA
Yet Another Bloody Stupid Acronym
YAC
Are You Available To Chat
YADS
Yet Another Dos Shell
YAFA
Yet Another Fucking Acronym
YAFIYGI
You Asked For It, You Got It
YANETUT
You Are Not Expected To Understand This
YAOTM
Yet Another Off-Topic Message
YAP
Yet Another Ploy
YAS
Young And Stupid
YAW
You Are Wicked
YBS
You'll Be Sorry
YBTMFML
You Belong To Me Forever My Love
YBYSA
You Bet Your Sweet Ass
YCDBSOYA
You Can't Do Business Sitting On Your Ass
YCDBWYCID
You Can't Do Business When Your Computer Is Down
YCLIU
You Can Look It Up
YD
Yesterday
YD
You're Dead
YFTR
Yust For That Reason
YG
Young Gentleman
YGIAGAM
Your Guess Is As Good As Mine
YGLT
You're Gonna Love This
YGM
You've Got Mail
YGTBK
You've Got To Be Kidding
YGTBSM
You've Got To Be Shitting Me
YGWYPF
You Get What You Pay For
YHBM
You Have Bin Mail
YHBT
You Have Been Trolled
YHBW
You Have Been Warned
YHGASP
You Have Got A Serious Problem
YHGASPL
You Have Got A Serious Problem, Lad
YHGMTPO
You Have Greatly Misunderstood The Purpose Of
YHL
You Have Lost
YHM
You Have Mail
YHMOAU
You Have Messed One Acronym Up
YHTBT
You Had To Be There
YIB
Yeah, I'll Bet
YKIYEI
You Killed It, You Eat It
YKWIM
You Know What I Mean
YKYARW
You Know You're A Redneck When
YKYB
You Know You've Been
YKYBOTLW
You Know You've Been On-line Too Long When
YL
Young Lady
YM
You Mean
YM
Young Man
YMMD
You Made My Day
YMMV
Your Mileage May Vary
YOMMFSWGAS
You've Obviously Mistaken Me For Someone Who Gives A Shit
YOYO
You're On Your Own
YR
Yeah Right
YS
You Suck
YSS
You Suck Severely
YSW
Yeah, Sure, Whatever
YTM
You The Man
YTMND
You're The Man Now, Dog
YW
You're Welcome
YWHOL
Yelling "Woo Hoo" Out Loud
YWSYLS
You Win Some, You Lose Some
YYY
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
ZA
Zero Administration
ZIP
Zoning Improvement Plan
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