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ISSUE 14 OCTOBER 2010
CONTENTS
Page 1: Editorial with Elliot Forbes Page 12: The Mean Scene
Page 2: News Page 14: World Class Wrestler - Sue Sexton article
Page 6: Australian Round-Up Page 15: Warrior’s Words
Page 7: Upcoming Shows Page 17: Results - Local Shows
Page 8: Spotlight on Sebastian Sander Page 17: Results - Overseas and Interstate
Page 8: This Month in WA Wrestling Page 18: Roll Call of Champions
Page 10: Wraith’s World Page 19: Official Rankings
This month WPW presents Southern Hemisphere subverting the lesser working class people. Trade
Wrestling Alliance’s resident business mogul and union membership halved in Taiwan, and the
member of Ebenizah J. Klaus’ new faction the Taiwanese C.L.U (Child Labor Union) disbanded
Soldiers of Fortune, Elliot Forbes. completely. Now we can finally give those 5 year
olds a sensible wage (what are they going to buy
anyway?) And as much as he tries to deny it,
Rupert Murdoch used nearly all of said advice to
create FOX news.
Which brings me on to the question all my
friends ask me, why wrestling? Why indulge in
such vulgar brutality when you can pay to have two
monkeys trained to knife fight for just a measly
$10,000? Well my debut was partly because I lost a
wager with a certain Japanese banker, and he
thought it would be a right laugh to see me
humiliated in a wrestling ring. But I’m not the kind
of person to allow someone get one over on me. I
decided I would climb to the top just to spite that
smug bastard. But surprisingly, I found it slightly
more difficult than expected. It is by far the most
physical thing I have ever done; I have had to train
as often as possible and get to the best physical
condition I have ever been in, and I have no doubt I
Photo: Southern Hemisphere Wrestling Alliance will need to get even bigger, faster and stronger.
My back is sore nearly every day, and my desire to
Well it’s no surprise I’ve been ask to write an succeed has indeed been tested. And perhaps the
editorial, I was a weekly columnist in over 15 worst thing, where I commanded instant respect
publications worldwide, but the one I take the most and fear just by walking into a boardroom meeting,
pride in is the
. It (loosely) translates to
I am held in no such regard in the backstage area of
a wrestling show. It seems no matter who you are;
“Commoner Suppression Weekly”. Tens of you have to earn respect in a wrestling ring.
thousands of businessmen read my sage advice on But there is reward for the business savvy in
ABSOLUTE RIOT come out on show during his entrance with the
EPW Championship, modified with a picture of
himself plastered on the belt.
STAR ON THE RISE
“Gorgeous” Garry Schmidt added another trophy to
his career achievements when he won the 2010
Rising Star Cup at Road to Glory 2. Schmidt won
the six man Battle Royale after getting the pinfall
on former Hardcore Shield holder, Gavin
McGavin. The 2009 EPW Rookie of the Year has
had a big 2010 so far having an article in The
Sunday Times and appearing on Channel Seven’s
Sunrise.
FOXX DEBUTS IN EPW
Five Years Ago: the new EPW Tag Team Champions, ending the
near 12 month reign of the Genetically Superior
Team. In Invitational Tournament Qualifying
matches, Richter (over Tommy Cartel) and Shane
Haste (over Justin Sane, Psychofett and Los
Freemanos) advanced to the Semi Finals.
October 14, 2005 - AWF/EPW: Pro Wrestling
Showdown
The AWF promoted their first show in Perth in
conjunction with EPW, with the main event seeing
TNT defeat former WWE star Jesus Aguilera in a
match that saw the two competitors brawl
throughout the Alma Venville. Davis Storm and
Nate Dooley successfully defended the EPW Tag
Team Championship against FN Carnage and
Tommy Cartel, Mikey retained the EPW
Championship over Jimmy Payne and Future
Shock gained a victory over Kiel E. Lectrifying in
the battle between AWF and EPW. This show
October 1, 2005 - EPW: Dirty Deeds would be the last time the AWF promoted a card in
Plenty of Dirty Deeds were rewarded at the show Perth until 2008 with the Supanova expos.
of the same name, with JPW star, Havok returning October 29, 2005 - EPW: Goldmember’s House
to EPW for the first time since May to defeat FN Show #14
Carnage in a Weapons match, with the stipulation EPW invited their Goldmember’s to the Dynamite
being if Havok won, the “Fallen Angel” Azazal Factory for the fourth time in 2005, with the event
would be re-instated to the EPW roster. The Bad headlined by the trio of Awsome Inc and Bobby
Boys of Perth Wrestling (later to be known as The Bad Blood getting the win in a Six Man Tag Match
Forefathers), Davis Storm and Nate Dooley became