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Coffee Quotes
The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering
influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to
reproduce. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups," 1891
No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.
~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir
Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state,
common gossip and low comedy. [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of
tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want
it so. From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect
democrat. ~Author Unknown
No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering
of odor to the nostrils. ~Henry Ward Beecher
A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown
I believe humans get a lot done, not because we’re smart, but because we
have thumbs so we can make coffee. ~Flash Rosenberg
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown
Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before
the smell of coffee. ~Author Unknown
Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. ~Terri Guillemets
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no
identifiable personality whatsoever. ~David Letterman
This coffee falls into your stomach, and straightway there is a general
commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of
the battlefield, and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full
gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a
magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train
and ammunition, the shafts of with start up like sharpshooters. Similes
arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is
concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder.
~Honore de Balzac, "The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee"
Chocolate, men, coffee – some things are better rich. ~Author Unknown
Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown
~Josephine Baker
I’ve just arrived in New York City. What a place! Just smell those
skyscrapers. Had breakfast at a little deli on Ninth Avenue. Cheese Danish
and a cup of coffee, black as a moonless night. Hit the spot. ~From the
television show Twin Peaks by David Lynch (Thanks, Rachel)
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. ~Alphonse
Allais
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning.
~Author Unknown
~Jonathon Swift
Don’t drink coffee in the morning. It will keep you awake until noon.
~Author Unknown
Suave molecules of Mocha stir up your blood, without causing excess heat;
the organ of thought receives from it a feeling of sympathy; work becomes
easier and you will sit down without distress to your principal repast which
will restore your body and afford you a calm, delicious night. ~Prince
Tallyrand
In America you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavour you like
other than coffee-flavour. ~Author Unknown
You know you’ve been playing too much Nethack when you refer to coffee
as a potion of sleep resistance. ~Sweeney Todd Lundgren
I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.
~Ronald Reagan
Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. ~Author
Unknown
In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing
machine while it’s running. ~Jeff Bezos
It restoreth my buzz:
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
~Author Unknown
Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every
great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee. ~Alexander King
Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their
money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous
puddle water. ~The Women’s Petition Against Coffee, 1674
Nothing is sad on a beautiful morning save to look down and realize you just
had the last sip of coffee and the mug sits indifferently empty. ~Terri
Guillemets
Don’t laugh at the coffee. Some day you, too, may be old and weak.
~Author Unknown
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine
I’ll quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight, but I’ll get
used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up. ~From the television
show Will and Grace
I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume. ~John Van Druten