Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Dr: Kya?
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"
The real
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
Sardarand Computer
Two Sardars
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals (Shoes) are new
Sardar in airplgane going to Bombay . While its landing he was excited and
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Hello Kiya,
Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi
Husband: I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Husband:Apni shadi ki
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....
Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like
all d passengers in d car he was Driving..
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the
morning?"Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your
card"
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was
wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she
was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO
tarara!!
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said
Battery is Ok !!!
> Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
>
> *********
>
> *********
> Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since
> ***********
> Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went
>
> ***********
> where.
>
> ************
>
> ************
> Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
> Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the
>
> **************
>
> Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to Punjab,
>
> ========================================
> Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki
> hai.
>
> ==============================================
> Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab **
> � ?o
>
> =================================================
> One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born
>
> =================================================
>
> =================================================
> hai.."
> hai...!!!"
>
> =================================================
>
> =======================================================
>
> =========================================================
> Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har
> baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
>
> ==============================================
>
> ==============================================
> 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
> 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will
>
> ==============================================
> party:
> he is my kid,
>
> ==============================================
Agent: What is your father's name in english?Santa: Beautiful red underwearAgent: R u joking?Santa:
No, my father's name is Sunder Lal ChaddaNapoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my
dictionary.
Santa: Toh dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi....!Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza
knock karta hai.Gangubai: Kaun ?Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?Santa: Tu Gangubai
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?Santa: Gud evening,
we open the zip and do.Banta ped pe chada
to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?Banta: Apple khane.Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped
hai.Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mothertongue.?Santa: Very long.....!Nurse:
Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.Santa: Meri wife ko
nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up
for4 days.Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press
the bell but no one comes out.Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
hehasn't come back yet!Santa: Why don't u cook something elseSanta: Itne kam
marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh
rakhahai.While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!Banta: Did u break anything?Santa: No, there's nothing down hereSanta was riding on a
horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number
Note'
Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how
poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".Sardar at bar in New York.Man on his right says "Johny
Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Sardar says - "Baljith Singh
Married"************ ********* ********* ********* ********Boss : am giving u job as a driver.
STARTING salary Rs..2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?how much is DRIVING salary...?************
********* ********* ********* ********Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives
light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when lightis not needed!!! ************
********* ********* ********* ********2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the
indicator and asks theother to check whether its working, he puts his head out and
saysYES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO....************ ********* ********* ********* ********Sardar
shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriageand cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday
whole day in the postoffice.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ********
Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, andsays, "chal", it walks.He cuts 2nd and 3rd
legs and said, "chal" , it walks.He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the
conclusion.. .... ....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomesdeaf......"
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
Pappu,
while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.?
Santa: Hai.
Santa: Hai.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.