the Brown
RISK! conquers campus with first college show the Senate Health and Human Ser-
vices Committee, which approved
the bill before it went to the Sen-
By Phoebe nir medians such as Sarah Silverman. ate floor. After learning that the
Arts & Culture Staff Writer “RISK! is about throwing your- bill’s language places more severe
self into the water — going out on restrictions on abortion access than
“The story I’m about to tell is filled a limb,” Allison said. the federal law does, Perry voted
with so many levels of shame, it’s Hosted by the comedy club Out against it.
almost unbelievable,” said profes- of Bounds, the show featured first- Perry said she feels the legis-
sional comedian Michael Ian Black person tales deftly delivered by lation will particularly affect the
Wednesday night in MacMillan 117 professors and students, as well as state’s poorest women.
before launching into a description Allison and Black. Other government officials
of a drug deal that took place at a The only requirement for the have also come out against the
Buffalo Wild Wings. “I’m not even stories was that they relate, how- amendment, including Gov. Lin-
sure why I’d want to divulge this.” ever loosely, to this show’s theme coln Chafee ’75 P’14 and Lt. Gov.
of education. What emerged was an Elizabeth Roberts ’78. Roberts
arts & culture eclectic mix of stories that were both leads the Rhode Island Health Care
playful and poignant, such as one Reform Commission, which aids
Black was a part of RISK!, a about the wisdom Adam Weinrib the state in implementing health
live show and podcast that allows ’12 gleaned from a bean-dip-loving care reform. “She felt the language
people to share personal anecdotes. Texan cabbie and one about mis- was unacceptable,” said Roberts’
The show, which was staging its first haps with a stubborn frog in biology spokeswoman Maria Tocco.
college gig, was created by actor and class recounted by Connie Crawford, Under an eleventh-hour com-
writer Kevin Allison. After sensing a adjunct lecturer in theater arts and promise that paved the way for pas-
lack of honesty in his stand-up act, performance studies. sage of the federal legislation, pri-
Allison decided to make a forum for All of the stories were charming vate plans offered on the exchanges
people to connect by telling their and provocative individually, but may cover abortion, but no federal
own true stories. RISK! is usually the real fun of the show was seeing funds can pay for the procedure.
performed in Los Angeles and New where they all intersected. Craw- Pro-life interest groups that
Hilary Rosenthal / Herald York City, according to the show’s
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UCS hears update on Salmonella breaks out in R.I.
MyCourses evaluation By Elizabeth Carr
Staff Writer
Johnston bakery voluntarily closed
March 25, according to a Depart-
ment of Health press release. Calls
found when DeFusco’s Bakery was
last inspected April 23, 2010.
“Foodborne outbreaks are rela-
continued from page 1 proach” capable of supporting on- As of Wednesday morning, 75 cas- to both of the bakery’s locations tively common,” Beardsworth said.
line chatting, multiple platforms es of salmonella had been reported revealed that the numbers are out “What’s unique about this outbreak
slightly “embarrassed,” Farber said, and foreign languages, Zabriskie as part of an outbreak centered at of service. is the number of people who are
but remained firm about his actions said. The team is also interested in DeFusco’s Bakery in Johnston and According to the Food Es- ill, the percentage of young people
and expressed frustration about the incorporating Google and Banner Cranston, according to Annemarie tablishment Inspection Report, who are ill and the percentage of
posters’ placement across campus. capabilities into the new system to Beardsworth, spokeswoman for ready-to-eat pastry shells used for people that are being hospitalized.”
“Everyone has a voice. I do too,” the provide a “one-stop shopping” site. the Rhode Island Department of zeppole, eclairs and cream puffs Twenty-nine victims — about
perpetrator told Farber. Four system vendors have been Health. Of the 75 people who con- were stored in egg cartons, which 40 percent of those infected —
UCS Student Activities Chair Ra- invited to campus, Bell said, and un- tracted salmonella, two have died, could potentially contain salmo- were hospitalized due to the ill-
landa Nelson ’12, who is also run- dergraduate and graduate students and two are still in the hospital, nella bacteria from the eggs. Other ness.
ning for president, said a friend saw have been involved in listening to Beardsworth added. violations included sinks that were Beardsworth also noted that
the individual vandalizing posters in and reviewing their presentations. The outbreak came to the atten- not easily accessible and properly the deaths of the two individu-
Metcalf Hall yesterday afternoon. The team is evaluating potential tion of the Department of Health supplied to ensure that employees als cannot be officially traced to
“I’m going to beat his ass,” Nelson learning management systems based March 25, when 15 patients at the washed their hands, equipment salmonella. Though they had eat-
said at the UCS general body meet- on price and flexibility, among other West Shore Health Center, a nurs- and utensils that had not been en baked goods from DeFusco’s
ing last night, eliciting laughter from factors. ing home in Warwick, fell sick and properly sanitized, food that was Bakery and tested positive for
the council’s members. Zabriskie said the team will test tested positive for salmonella. The stored on the floor and accumula- salmonella, there was no physical
Catherine Zabriskie, director of potential systems in the Sharpe Re- Department of Health searched the tions of dirt and debris. Many of evidence linking their deaths to
academic technology services, and fectory April 20 during lunch. The kitchen at the nursing home but the same violations had also been the bakery, she said.
Gillian Bell, Computing and Infor- team hopes to make a recommenda- did not find anything that would
mation Services project manager, tion to the University by early May, cause the illness and began to look
also spoke at the meeting about the reach a decision by early June and at what food had been brought into
Learning Management System Proj- implement a pilot program next year. the nursing home.
ect. The project, which began in the The council, in cooperation with The nursing home had ordered
fall, aims to evaluate MyCourses, the Brown Democrats, also intro- zeppole, an Italian pastry, from
gather community feedback and duced a resolution supporting the DeFusco’s Bakery as a part of a St.
recommend a new online platform. passage of the “Opportunity RI” Joseph’s Day celebration. Investiga-
The team received 767 student legislation in the Rhode Island tors “found significant violations of
responses, 234 faculty responses General Assembly. The bill aims to the food code” at the bakery upon
and about 15 staff responses to an keep college graduates in the state inspection, Beardsworth said, and
online survey, Zabriskie said, and by providing tax credits to pay back DeFusco’s was closed that day. All
concluded MyCourses is “ineffec- student loans. food products from the bakery
tive on student communication and The bill has received bipartisan were recalled.
group projects.” support in the legislature and on Several victims are currently in
The project team is seeking a campuses statewide, said Jeremy the process of filing suit against the
learning management system with Feigenbaum ’11, president of the bakery for medical expenses, neg-
a “straight-forward navigation ap- College Democrats of Rhode Island. ligence and pain and suffering. The
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