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Director’s message
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I never felt like it was not yesterday when I took my first bewildered steps into lawschool.
That only yesterday I saw myself transuding across walls, from where I was an internet-cum-
LST backed know-it-all on my profession of choice, to where I came to be this
impressionable amateur, ever-fascinated by the breadths my seniors had already waded!
The affirmative, yet secretly clueless, nod at the word “moot” when it was first spoken (but
not defined, obviously!) to me at mooting demo, still remains fresh at memory, because the
ensuing storm of activity and thrill that is so characteristic of Lawschool, never gave it a
chance to go stale! And so, it never felt like it wasn’t just yesterday; not at least if I rewind my
life by a month, no, it never did! The month past, is that one time warp which separates the
figurative “Yesterday” from today. Today is a time four-gainful years ahead of yesterday, and
the tumultuous yet colorful pace at which the publication of Collawquy has unfolded, is
what has helped that realization to dawn!
Yesterday, I changed from that ignorant juvenile know-it-all to the modest amateur content
to persistently follow in the footsteps of the brighter and the more experienced; Today
having derived the ability to think-on-my-own-feet from my almost-five years at Lawschool, I
am set to imprint footsteps of my own for someone else to follow, leading them into those
of their own! Leading them into those of their own – having people and situations around,
that did the same for me, is what sets apart my higher education- my time at ALS as distinct!
Do I see you nodding emphatically already? Is that your story too? You too?!?
Those many nods deserve due documentation! What is this ingenuous brave heart thinking-
on-your-own-two-feet? The field generated by the current of those unidirectional nods
deserves a literary capture, since that is where all of us ALS-ians, unassumingly, delve
together! Some of us in the magazine committee, are, and henceforth will continue to be
catalysts making sure that Amity Law’s wave of opinion thrive not as subdued ripples in the
vast ocean of vociferous National Law Schools, the demanding Corporate legal cavalcade,
and The Bar of ever heightening esteem, but exist as full-blown tides equipped to carve out
a niche island of exploration and self-expression! PRACHI SHRIVASTAVA
I remember my first year in law school and how I was told the importance of
writing legal articles in order to build up my Resume which is true, however
personally I feel, writing like law is a gradual process, you need to start from the
base of the ladder to get on top and to write a legal article, it is important to first
develop the ability to convert one’s thoughts into words on paper and that’s where
Collawquy helps. Collawquy is an initiative by the seniors giving their juniors a
platform to express themselves through words and enhance the wonderful gift of
writing. Collawquy, for me, is a going away present to the immediate juniors who
hopefully would continue with this idea, which would not only help in the writing
skills and expression of young minds but also increase the interaction among the
batches and bring more unity within Amity which is indeed the need of the hour.
It maybe an initiative of three Seniors but this could have never been attainable
without the help of Professor M.K. Balachandran, Dr. (Mrs.) Mona Sharma and
most of all, the Magazine Committee who I personally thank for taking out the
time and being the few good men (and women!) who stepped up and helped us
when we, when ALS, needed them. I hope the participation increases and the
realization sets in that Collawquy is still a child and needs to be groomed and that
can only happen with the co-operation and suggestions of the Faculty and
Students of Amity Law School. It is a platform to show the view of the world from
a law student’s perspective and to break stereotypes that “lawyers can only talk
law”. I hope this issue is the first of many more in the future. Ladies and
Gentleman I present to you Collawquy…. RITUJ CHOPRA
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But words are things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew upon a thought,
produces that which makes thousands, perhaps millions, think - Lord Byron
WHAT THE FACULTY WANTS!
Are you the addict or the critic?
“Healthier inter-personal relationships Check out
with the teachers as well!”……Pg.5 THOUGHT POTPOURRI…..
Also featuring “Crimson to
Noir”…… Pg. 7
WRITER’S BLOCK
Pg. 9 -11 and 13
POLLING BOOTH
C 10 20 25 15
10 20 5 10
You think theD annual-mooter-pool selection is a fair way-forward from the Adhocs?
a. No. AHs ensure more fairplay,
50
through a number of opportunities to
40 remedy mooter-dissatisfaction from
selections past
30 b. No. AHs create more room for
ingenuity and better research, since you
20 can choose which ones to go for,
depending on your time-constraints
10 c. Totally. They save the college and
the mooter from eleventh-hour selection
0
2nd Year 3rd Year 4th Year 5th Year hassles and provide more time to the
hence selected teams to singularly
A 30 40 50 25 concentrate on their respective moots
d. Fairly. They prevent monopoly of
B 40 40 30 40
certain mooters, by distributing an
C 5 10 0 15 year's moot quota proportionately
25 10 20 30 between a pool of at least 8-10 moot
D
teams
Are you happy with the present scheme of compulsory 5 marks for solely projects and
vivas, for each of the subjects taught in all nine semesters?
a. Not really. Would be fairer to
60 allocate marks for co-curriculars as
50 well, such as mooting, parliamentary
40 debates, publications, internship
reports, projects etc. and then let us
30
take our pick – Freedom of Choice!
20 b. I support project-making, as long
10 as we can choose one or two out of
0
the six subjects, and focus on one
2nd Year 3rd Year 4th Year 5th Year (or two) good projects, instead of
six mediocre ones.
A 10 30 10 15
c. Project exemptions should be
B 60 50 50 60 granted for undertaking extra-
C 20 15 20 20 curriculars of an equivalent quantum!
d. Yes. It's a no-hassle way of
D 10 5 20 5
earning quick-marks! Please leave it
alone!
freshers
5%
15% d. Hurtful
20%
c. Don't know about the snares!
b. They do try and
guidance-aspect, but they
60% make college
are certainly one jovial and
a. Haven’t had a participative and
fun crowd to be with
chance to interact with eventful for us
otherwise!
any/most of them so far!
3. Does the “Anti-Ragging Affidavit” make you feel “safe”?
25% 10%
5%
d. It makes me feel “sick”! I
am old-school and believe in
c. Hell no! the soundness of time-tested
60% I always (healthy!) ragging methods to
b. Totally! At
a. Yes! Although I feel sorry thought build character and
last I can
for the extinction of ice- ragging was memorable senior-junior
attend
breaking sessions with seniors! a whole lot equations in college!
college in
of fun!
peace!
4. What are your feelings about the workload and the academic pressure so far?
10% 0%
d. What
workload? I
don't see
20%
c. Piece of any so far.
b. I have been
cake! Shouldn't
coping up! But would
Perfect, there be a
70% a. The horror! The definitely require a
balanced bit of it?
horror! I have been thrown into the lion's cage disciplined routine at
this rate! and
with an anaconda sitting at the periphery!
enjoyable!
5. How clear is your vision and planning about your career?
10% 10%
c. I have my life d. Weather's
20% planned and goals set! I foggy! Flights
b. Do we even need know exactly what I cancelled for
60% one? College life's need to work on and the time-being!
a. I believe in taking it all about fun and
work towards!
easy! One at a time! madness!
d. Define
35% c. Not
"creative”!
b. I'd like to be a really!
50%
part of one or two The need
a. I look forward to being a part of as many
creative for that
societies as exist in college. Cultural,
endeavors, but not ended
extempore, magazine.. sports club.. .. flower-
at the cost of with
making… salad- dressing (NOT kidding,
academics and co- school!
c’mon!!), bring it on! The more digressive the
curricular! This is
merrier
the time
to focus
on the
professio
n!
7. Do you think 1st year is all about freaking out and there exists an ‘I don’t need no studying
‘cause I’m in college’ attitude?
20% 5%
20% d. What!
b. Of course! I’m in
College life is all c. Hell college
about enjoyment No! for me already?!?
55% its all
and ‘kick up your
heels’! about
a. Partially! Till the time I manage to clear my academics
papers in the end! since day
one
What is the importance of creative (non- academic) endeavors during college
life?
60
a. Significant! Personality
development is one of the
primary reasons I went for a
40 college education
b. Fair. They are a sought after
20 mode of recreation, to rejuvenate
your resume-enhancement will!
c. Chickpea! It's a rat race in
0
2nd Year 3rd Year 4th Year 5th Year real-time out there! Why take
away a single breathing moment
A 50 50 60 50
out of my Seervai roting schedules!
B 30 40 25 30
d. That’s one good thought that
C 0 0 5 10 never crossed my mind!
D 20 10 10 10
B 50 50 50 35
C 5 10 10 20
D 10 10 15 5
40 a. At last, an exercise in
democracy! Please don't doubt
30 it's potential! Retain it!
b. It's fun!
20
c. Don't know! Don’t care!
1
10 d. Sure, paper rockets!
0
2nd Year 3rd Year 4th Year 5th Year
A 40 40 20 30
B 30 30 30 25
C 10 10 30 20
D 20 20 20 25
1
100 students per batch took the Opinion Poll, which was conducted by Sara on September 10, 2010
The faculty wants -
Where there are vociferous students who think on their feet, there is always the hand that
helps sculpt them. And by conducting the teachers’ opinion poll, we very delightfully learnt
that through all their travails, and cycles of exasperation and exhilaration, our faculty is
always with us. Far from regretting their role and duty in any way, they are all unanimously
by our side, not giving up on hope on the darkest of days; any student-anticipated lines of
difference blurring before their eyes; always planning the brightest of future for each one
of us, and then reveling in its afterglow! Though, with passage of time, there is marked
discontent among them as to some perceivable aspects. While for some this displeasure is
big enough to cloud any scope for appreciation of other positives, the others do notice the
streaks of silver lining – the increased focus, drive, competitiveness, early exposure and
class-participation - while maintaining that they wouldn’t mind their students working on
these disconcerting aspects. Whichever the case, here’s what the faculty wants –
Healthier inter-personal relationships, with the teachers as well!
Treat the classroom as a “connect-zone” rather than a “war-zone”!
Inculcate the amount of discipline conducive to professional learning
Never forget you are here to learn, and consonantly tame your ego optimally
Assume the role of a budding professional! Say Yes to Responsibility and
Commitment!
Read supra for “dress-sense” guidelines! Low waists, high (skirt) seams, plunging
necklines not appreciated!!
Attend and organize more conferences and seminars…
But rejuvenate yourself with equal amount of theatre (Plays)!!
Seniors - reach-out more to juniors, whether by way of cultural activites, or
through general mentoring!
Develop an articulate and erudite expression!
Research better! Publish more! Routine self-study may help!
The college – please equip the classrooms with separate LCD projectors, and the
college with a functional placement cell!
Arrange for greater in-house mooting, seminars, Paper presentations and legal
quizzes!
Terrorism by “ammo” and “size zero”
Dhruv delved into the depths of WWW.ROTTENTOMATOES.COM – a respectable critics’ website – to whisk out a 72%
rating accorded to this work. He also came across some 3 out of 5 critics’ stars and an additional double thumbs-up
awarded to the same in a certain other tabloid called, The New York Times, if anyone’s heard of it (!!)
CURRY-CULUM !!
There is no dearth of Courtroom dramas that tantalize Irrashaimase!
and titillate. Hence that is, clearly, not the reason why
this one such drama is our pick of the semester! Trust
If that was incomprehensible enough to pinch
Dhruv when he asserts that here is a courtroom drama you as a hurled abuse, imagine Harsh’s fury when
THAT PUTS THE AUDIENCE ON THE 70MM JURY! Even that was followed by a wet towel thrown right at
though other similar plots go by the thumb rule of his dinner table! Don’t recheck, neither is this a
making the viewer privy to incidents outside of the boys hostel safari account, nor of Harsh-in-a-
courtroom, yet the presence of the scissor of editing and brawl at your everyday Shawarma place! Lzakaya
basic storytelling in them ensures that the quintessence – a Japanese haunt in DLF Promenade – was
of the story remains suspense to its audience! Primal
where he was, and “Welcome” (Irrashaimase)
Fear is interactive in that it gets the viewer involved with
the trial process as well. As you watch, you take a vested was all they had called out in Japanese, as he
interest in every conversation, every line, every facial discovered later. Whereas the “Oshibori” (Hot
tick and piece of body language Aaron gives off, in your wet towel) was hospitably provided for cleansing
zeal to figure out if he's guilty, as‐charged! hands before dinner! The vibrant combo of black,
Excellent performances from the film’s lead as well as
red and golden done tastefully around the place
the rounded supporting cast (laura linney, john by a Japanese architect, eventually helped him
mahoney, alfre woodard, and frances mcdormand) only ease himself in, but the next challenge was
help! Gere is no mere automaton walking through the summoning up an order from the detailed menu!
part of a slick suit but invests the role with mixed Luckily, the menu was comprehensive in
emotions, strength and vulnerability. Then, too, we unpretentiously explaining each dish out in easy-
couldn't ask for a better actor as the defendant than English, and that helped him summon up a
Norton, who transforms his character into a pure decent combination ranging from tuna and squid
enigma. It's fun watching these guys work together, with sashimi, to prawn tempura, and Japanese grilled
excellent support from Linney and Mahoney.
Yakitori which is a dish of minced chicken with
Whereas we agree on the movie being an excellent
courtroom drama, Dhruv would consider it for its
spring onions. The Sushi and Sashimi were
OUTSTANDING BRAINTEASER EFFECT, more so than spongy, Yakitori soft and Juicy, and the prawn
anything else! tempura was both crisp and tender at once! That
every bite was an out-of-body experience in
A Hindi movie titled “DEEWANGEE” was released in the itself is sufficient testimony that the meal was
year 2002. Directed by Anees Bazmee. It is a fitting perfectly enjoyable! That Japanese food is
Indian remake of primal fear. It stars Akshay Khanna principally low on fat and high on sauce only
whose character can be shadowed with that of Richard helped Harsh guzzle to his heart’s content
Gere, and Ajay Devgan who played Edward Norton’s without either guilt or the tummy giving up!
character. Complete with songs, romance and some
Subtle food, piquant sauces, and a worth-
typical bollywood drama, it definitely comes with the
disclaimer – Indianised version! The film did a decent
repeating experience are decent cue cards!
job at the box office and was rated 3 stars by Hindustan Learn your “Thank you” in Japanese and hit this
Times and TOI! seven day open food-haven with near to 2 grand
in your pocket (taxes incl.) for a meal for two! Go
on impress that date! Just remember not to bow
down more than once, once you reach there!
That’s just an unnecessary invitation to backache!
For once leaving behind LITERARY-GRANDIOSITY as the chief applause-clincher, we
give it to LITERARY-SMARTS, in our book recommendation for this Semester! Baroque
language and flamboyant expression are not what you’re looking for when you dig
into THE CHRISTIAN GILLETTE SERIES BY STEPHEN FREY – the highest reader-rated
work of the author till date and also the bestselling! Ashima makes the worthy
observation that consonant to his background, i.e., having worked on mergers and
acquisitions at JP Morgan, Frey takes the reader on a Journey into just that – the high-
tension of the cut-throat Dow Jones lane!
The Protagonist Christian Gillette, incepted through THE CHAIRMAN IN 2005, is a
powerful variable in the series. Variable because, starting off at the top of the ladder
at a legendary New York Private Equity firm - Everest capital - and taking the firm to
the top, in this first book, we are almost convinced of his invincibility and pivot over
all affairs financial, only to find that his course is littered with other factors that
define the contours of the said series, as much as Gillette’s power over and below
them! In this series of four - THE PROTÉGÉ, THE POWER BROKER, THE SUCCESSOR
- Gillette traverses the tribulating path of corporate enmity, alliance, jealousy, loyalty,
betrayal, attack and retreat, survival and destruction to learn some ultimate lessons of
the tense financial world, and for the reader who can’t keep from assuming Gillete’s
role, in this grippingly paced corporate thriller, leanrs the lessons through his eyes!
Everyday with the book is a journey visiting a world oh-so different and fascinating!
Ashima swears by the Christian Gillette series being blue-chip Stephen Frey,
marshalling his flawless instincts for edgy, provocative and breathtaking suspense.
FOR THOSE ON THE PROWL FOR FAST PACED THRILLERS THAT KEEP THEM GLUED
TO THEIR READS, THIS SERIES IS A MUST CATCH.
We, as individuals are smart. Films that leave us in awe are smarter. And the media is the smartest.
I happened to chance upon a show of Anusha Rizvi's masterpiece - Peepli Live recently. Since I have almost never
entered a movie theatre with expectations of any sort, I have ended up falling in love with every movie I have ever
been to. But Peepli Live - that just blew me away!
The first half, had me in splits. It was perfect. The non-artificiality of amateur theatre actors, originality of the
scenes, the employment of Indian rural slangs, the absurdity of the concept, Perfectly in-place costumes, the
excellent timing of the dialogue delivery, the dust, the sun, the wind - All perfect! Rizvi proved her excellence in the
first scene itself. A famous film critic commented - 'the movie begins with the lead actor puking and follows to show
us how that is the only natural reaction to the state of our country.'
The film revolves around politics, elections, beauraucrats, farmer suicides, poverty, journalism and TRPs all set in a
village called Peepli in a fictional state of Mukhya Pradesh in India. After 1 hour and 40 minutes of absolute
excellence and side splitting laughter, the movie leaves you with a thought that not only awakens you as an Indian,
but more importantly awakens the human being in you. This hard hitting satire, leaves you thinking for a long time,
even after the credits have rolled away.
Peepli Live, a movie par excellence, is the perfect example of, on the one hand, the heightening excellence and wits
of modern day movie makers, and on the other, the increasing shallowness of the Media racing against the rest of its
tribe for TRPs with no concern whatsoever as to the actual truth, the politicians remain as selfish as they ever were
and ultimately the rural poor are getting poorer each day.
Anusha Rizvi makes tears roll down your cheeks with laughter during the movie and with bitter sadness after.
NALINI SHARMA, 3-B
. When it comes to street food, nothing beats the capital, and having
been brought up on the staple diet of “Dahi-bhalla”, “Aaloo-tikki”, “Raj Kachori”, and ofcourse the oh-so spicy
“Momos”, we know what the capital really stands for! This is why Anuj ventured to change the said definition,
rummaging through the thick crowds shrouding “Khandani Pakode Waale” in the Nauroji Nagar Market! This
is one Khaandaan, that is relentlessly out to change the contours of Delhi-snacking through it’s family-
tradition recipes of Pakodas ranging from Paneer, Bread, Dal, and Mutter to whole other uncharted
territories! The Chutney hits the spice-lobes on the tongue in just the right manner, and the experience can be
sizzled down and perked up a notch with the buttermilk on offer!! Small change of under 50/- is all you need!
of cocktails!
semester prodigy – ARPIT BHUTANI (5-B)
A little before there was a flash in his Camera’s eye, there was a little twinkle for this art in Arpit’s kid-
eyes! This little twinkle of fascination, fueled by an inquisitive and experimental nature, turned into a
spark, leading to countless film rolls being spoilt, and with time, as well as the untimely demise of many of
the family’s old cameras, the spark transformed into a passionately developed hobby in subtle
photography!
The first brick was laid at a trip to Kasauli, where some random shots taken with a Sony Handy Cam led to
an instant affinity for the wonderful art of freezing a moment in time on a 4x6 inch piece of paper! Having
the good sense to pursue this association further, in 1st year, College, he entered the Photography
Competition at the Mis-cene International Film Festival, organized at The Indraprastha College, where his
photograph was shortlisted and displayed among the final entries.
The unflinching drive did not remain unnoticed by daddy dearest as well, who gifted him a Nikon DSLR
(basic lens), next birthday! The last cinders of looking back ended right there and Arpit joined the
‘Photosensitive’ group headed by Mr. Joginder Singh and Mr. Shailan Parker. He braved some 5 AM winter
chills to attend photography workshops, as well! More rewards from the always supportive folks followed
and Arpit was soon the proud owner of a whole new range of lenses and photo kits.
The marvels produced with these kits may be viewed at facebook.com/home.php/pages/Arpit-Bhutani-
Photography/ and at flickr.com/photos/arpitbhutani
Arpit confesses that quality photography doesn’t come easy. It requires practice, patience and sacrifice –
with all those perennial hours one has to be outdoors, to master this great art. However, the appreciation
that follows, keeps him from questioning the worth of those relentless passionate efforts! He maintains that
remarks such as, “A photographer is only as good as his camera”, reveal a surreal understanding of the art
and a miscomprehension of the skill that goes into getting a composition right.
Having ventured a little into fashion and studio photography, this aficionado has eventually put two and
two together to figure out that his other hobby of interest being traveling, his true worth lies in travel
photography. He believes that traveling has taught him more about life than anything else, and hopes to
capture those lessons in his photography as well.
All art, he believes, is to an extent influenced by people and things around us or the existing greats of the
art in question. Ansal Adam, Michael Penn, Raghu Rai, and Henri Cartier-Bresson have laid their
impressions on him. He confides that every look at their photographs, gives him new insight and he feels
motivated to size up!
Family and friends have been the pillars of strength behind his thriving zeal.
He is often asked, “Why are you doing law if you like photography?”
Pat comes the reply, “why do you eat if you can breathe?” If law shall be his source of bread and butter,
destined to get clothed with the monotony that often shrouds that which is the source of bread and butter,
photography shall be his life-giving oxygen and his alternate life!
His favorite quote - “You don't take a photograph, you make it.” - Ansal Adams
MICHAEL AND ME: MY IMAGINATION, AS FUELLED BY THE
KING OF POP
Artist of the Century, the Moonwalker, Greatest Entertainer of All Time, The King of Pop! Names given to
the one man who affected my life, never knowing I existed. Much has been written about his life and
work, but I attempt, as do all people audacious enough, to digress. I invite you to join me on a journey into
how MJ’s greatest songs spoke to me.
BEAT IT BILLIE JEAN
th
One of my all time favourites, and the one song March 25 , 1983. Pasadena Civic Auditorium. I
I wished the Indian cricket team would have envy those lucky enough to simply be alive at
listened to before playing the 2003 World Cup that very moment. Why? This was the first of
Final against Australia. The guitar solo to MJ’s Moonwalk! The 360° spin leading to the
which metal heads and rock addicts alike have toe stand performed in the video is said to
bowed their heads, the cherry picker in the have single handily propelled MTV to the status
concert and the crazy haired female guitarist: it enjoys today. The symbolism of it, the
all icons in their own right and yet part of shrugging off responsibly, the attraction of
just one great song. The pure energy which the fairer sex towards money and fame, taught
surges through my body whenever I command it me reality. To one raised on a steady diet of
to, I give to this song. DDLJ, the wake up call was a song MJ penned
To this song I owe my energy down in 2 minutes and 53 seconds.
To this song, I owe my smarts.
BLACK OR WHITE
Every song is said to make a statement. The THRILLER
catch being, once the song ends, the statement The Greatest Music Video of All Time, title
is made! Black or White is that one, unique track of the Undefeated Highest Sale Record,
song, which has never ended and never will. MJ the Release rated the most important date in
took the message to as far as changing his own MTV history. The chill racking your spine aint
skin colour just to make a point - from Black your fault! The red jock jacket, the innocent
to white and still the same! The hit on racism girlfriend, the werewolf, the grizzly goons,
was harder than a million speeches. remain as unforgettable as the day I first saw
To this song, I owe my sense of equality. them. Fear, anxiety, panic, excitement packed
into one brilliant song.
SMOOTH CRIMINAL To this song I owe my maniacal cackle
No Bond actor nor Clint Eastwood nor Michael
Jordan at the All Star Dunking contest has made
an entrance close to MJ’s entrance in Smooth WE ARE THE WORLD
Criminal. Tossing the coin into the jukebox Fans, non-fans, haters alike have sung this
from 20 feet away to play his song...wow! song with tears in their eyes and hope in their
Barney Stinson would’ve to create a new word hearts. The promise of a better tomorrow is
for that. My personal all time favourite music what we live for and no song has better
video, this song includes the gravity, logic, embodied that message. The song boasts of
science, even god defying, lean. MJ himself having raised, to date, $63 Million for
invented the ‘lean shoes’ to perform this humanitarian causes in Africa. No, that’s not
stunning move. Innovation, perfection, spunk a typo. That was the power of brand MJ.
and of course, smoothness. To this song I owe my humanity and compassion.
To this song I owe my style.
And so, a boy became a man and MJ looked down from the heavens and smiled. He smiled, for he knew his
purpose had been accomplished. I, Rohan Swarup, am just one; imagine the impact this man made on the
world. Every century or so, the good lord sends someone to make things happen. MJ was that man. Look
closely at the moon and you will see; the Moonwalker still lives. Till next time,
You’ve been hit by; you’ve been struck by, a smooth criminal
WHICH AMITIAN ARE YOU?
1. Have you ever run across the hall chasing a teacher for attendance?
a. Once in a while
b. That accounts for my daily cardio routine!
c. Nah!
2. Are you more petrified by the impending debarred list, than your actual result?
a. I don’t worry much about such trivial things, yet check to make sure!
b. Every first and second internal. And then end of semester!
c. No chance! I joined college to attend! Why would I get debarred?!?
3. You have received atleast one back or have been saved by the guardian angel of six grace
marks?
a. Sure! But it’s all in learning! Why do you talk as if it’s a slap on the face?
b. That’s familiar territory!
c. Are you out of your mind? Never been close!
4. Have you been turned out of the class for not having the proper reading?
a. *Smirk* Sure! But that gave me discussion-time with my moot team!
b. Who hasn’t?
c. No. I have a photocopier on speed dial for special emergencies like these
5. You know that a number of committees exist in Amity, but neither have you seen them, nor
heard about them?
a. But I am secretly a part of them!
b. I would love to figure out atleast one before 5 years’ end, or NOT!!
c. Earth to you and them - I am here to study!
6. You have lost your library card and used your friend’s?
a. And lost the friend’s too!
b. We have a library? People actually use it? Is this a trick question?
c. No that never happened! And I never lend my card, ever!
7. “Trips” have been a part of your college life?
a. Moots, SPIL, Conferences, Paper presentations have been memorable times for me, and
not just for the intellectual exercise!
b. Our college doesn’t plan one of those for us, I’m sure you know that!
c. Yes, and not only as part of Shrivastav sir’s IPR lectures! Me and my gang have hit the
road several times!
8. There are 30 days in September, but moot, projects, exams, publications, debates and theatre
(etc.) combined, there are 45 deadlines! How do you meet them?
a. I re-allocate teamwork, finish stuff like project synopsis’ in buffer breaks/in class
(right before the time of handing it in, maybe :P), focus more (prior experience helps
increase efficiency) and never give up on the theatre!!
b. By chilling at beer with friends! Then maybe manage-off the absolute necessaries
(projects, exams!) at the eleventh hour
c. By having the good sense to not fill my plate upto a spill, at the first instance! I believe
in taking up little, but giving it your best!
9. How do you/would you remember your seniors in college?
a. Fondly and appreciatively! Have learnt a lot from them legally and extra-legally (wink!)
b. I’m aware of an “iconic” one or two, but “Remember” and “Reminisce” is taking it too far!
c. I aint/was never familiar enough with any of them!
RESULTS – WHICH AMITIAN ARE YOU?
MOSTLY As: TRADTITIONAL AMITIAN: College education is about “exposure” in every sense of
the word and so, even though you’ve had your share of “ The highs”, bunking to
catch back-to-back movies (or back-to-back Murthal Paratha platters, as the
case maybe) and being stranded at night-outs, you, like almost everyone in
those early few Amity batches, are clear as to your purpose here – “to
transform into a professional”! And in all your palpitating for attendance and
the 9 am traffic jam, picking up the occasional back paper and dropping it right
here, managing the IP-December and May with the same “strategical finesse” (wink!) as the season of
project vivas, you never forget this motto! And so you nose-dive into moots, debates, essay-writing,
creative-writing, and every other activity on the block together at a single point of time, and manage
to meet all deadlines, having too enjoyed memorable moot and SPIL excursions, and committee
teamwork, with your batchmates, seniors and juniors, all the same! You’ve wringed these 5 years dry!
MOSTLY Cs: NEW AGE AMITIAN: You take it easy on the “I’m turning into a professional” bit, but
your motto is “whatever I do, I do well!”! And so, scoring high at GGSIPU
and internal exams alike, despite all odds, alongside forging those once-in-a-
lifetime college diary pages with classmates, is your top-priority here, while
you take it easy on mooting, debating, and most of the other activities you
see the Traditional Amitian run around this place doing! Slightly slack with
deadlines, you churn out some stunning work, once you do happen to turn it
in! You might not nose-dive into cultural endeavors happening in college, but
you fully support their occurrence and enjoy keeping track of them! You have taken your chances,
fought your fight, avoided the teachers (apprehended!) hit list and at the same time lived your life.
MOSTLY Bs: I-DON’T-KNOW-WHY-I’M-HERE AMITIAN: You clearly lack enthusiasm for either
all things college-related or all-things-law in general! No, don’t blame your
spiritless-ness on the college or your situation, ‘cause you haven’t even
tried to make anything happen here, yet! You barely manage exams, and
“other activity” (of the “Traditional Amitian” genre) is alien to you!
Uncharted territory is not your forte, exception being record-breaking
incessant arguments launched with faculty! Since you hardly know the
names of people in your class, the occasional, or even the regular, hookah place excursion, or roadtrip
with those two other I-Don’t-Know-Why-I’m-Here homies doesn’t count! If you really don’t care about
any of this, you were probably not even taking this quiz, but in case you do, we’d suggest you wake up
before the 5 years – the probable best years of your life- pass you by! Dropping the cynicism might
help!
FINAL EDITORIAL WORD …
Hey guys!
When I was in school, my classical opening to almost every piece of creative writing
would be ‘Man is a social being- he cannot live in isolation.” I never realised the true
import of these words till I saw what great “havoc” miscommunication or no
communication at all, can create in all our lives!! And so my friends, (and hopefully
soon-to-be lawyers!!), it’s high time we realised the value of interaction and
communication in our life. By communicate I do not mean the use of mediums like
Facebook, Orkut, Twitter or the very popular BB chat, what is really needed is that
we channelize our thought process into something constructive(at least once in a
while! ). Each one of us is equally capable of expressing his thoughts about almost
anything under the Sun in unbelievable ways, it’s just that either we feel too lazy to
do it or we aren’t motivated enough to even try our hands at it!
This newsletter is an honest attempt to bring forth the EXCEPTIONAL (yet
untapped!!) talent thriving in Amity Law School and we really hope that everyone
would come forward and help us in our goal (instead of just brushing the thought
right away!). Write, express yourself and if your thoughts and ideas are even slightly
in place, finding the right words would definitely not be a problem! So please steal a
few moments from your busy schedules and try your hand in expressing yourself- IT
MIGHT JUST MAKE A DIFFERENCE!! ☺
ANUSHREE NARAIN
EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
Prachi Shrivastava
CO-EDITORS
Rituj Chopra
Anushree Narain
MAGAZINE COMMITTEE