VOL. 70 NO. 8 MERCYHURST COLLEGE, GLENWOOD HILLS, EWE, PA. 16546 December 5,1996
Announcements
Service Learning BannerTaken from Egan
Sisters
To celebrate the founding of the Sisters of Mercy in Ireland
By Chris Wloch, "Serving^to Learn, Learning to * agreed to give it back as long as
on Dec, 12,1831, there will be a liturgy in the Christ the King Merciad News Editor Serve," he-she remained anonymous. The
Chapel on Thursday, December 12, nt 4 p.m. Last March, the banner was banner was placed on the wall by
All members of the college community (students, faculty, Sometime during the week be- made by senior art maj or Theresa the door of Voltz's office where it
and staff), are invited to participate. fore fall term finals, the Service Schroeck for the Service Learn- was left to hang, even at night,
Learning Banner, which was ing Program as a project for Inter* until it was taken again a little
hanging outside of Egan room 42 national Women's Week* over three weeks ago.
There will be a Pennsylvania State Education Association on the floor above the financial Sister Carol Ann Volte, direc- Voltz said that she hopes that
(PSEA) meeting on December 11, at 8 p.m. in room 114 Zurn. aid ha U, disappeared in the night. tor of the program, said that the whoever took the banner this time
it************** Thcbanner, valued at more than banner was stolen during the will sim pi y put it back where they
Anyone interested in snow shoveling for $5.00 an hour $75, is a six feet by six feet, tie- spring term of last year. It was got it from. "I just want it re-
dyed linen tablecloth with fringe returned by someone who saw it turned. No questions will be asked
should contact Bill Kerbusch of maintenance at 2273. on the borders. The design fea- at a party on campus and told one • about where it has been," she said.
tures four interlocking arms which
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of the people who lived at the have had, it was a fun team to
MSO announces that the new 24-Hour quiet study room form a square with bands clasp- apartment that she was either go- coach and I really enjoy it It's a
is now open. The room is located in the Montgomery Room ing onto the wrists. At thetopof ing to take it back or turn in the nice place to bring the family up,
the banner is a slogan which reads: person who took itfeThe person
firstfloorof the library. the kids like it here very much,"
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F a c u l t y D i s c u s s e s "G r a d e I n f l a t i o n tf
By Chris Wloch |
MerciodNews Editor
Is there a practical valueforthe Bucknell to Fredonia— and, espe- "normative sessions" in order ID which contributes to the overall accounting, which stresses the
grade received in a dass? What is cially on the internet," with some determine what are to be consid- significance ofthe learning expe- importance of accuracy, would
the difference, between a C+ people raising concerns and oth- ered die normative standards rience and a degree's reputation not be doing their students a favor
earned by a Mercyhurst student ers adopting defensive positions within a particular department and worth. '* by awarding diem a grade ofA for
and the same grade received by about traditional ways of grad- According to Edwards, "grade Addressing this concern would an overall average of only 94%.
someone at a better known insti- ing. I , inflation is not the central prob- involve evaluation of the stan- In another major like, English,
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tution like Harvard? What is the At Mercyhurst, the department- lem. The real issue here is course dards for teachers expectations, the grades on papers are rarely
level ofintellectual challenge that wide discussions were sparked rigor." There are many factors class requirements, and the as- ever dose to a perfect 100%. As a
can be indicated by the work that by a Nov. 4th meeting which was that need to be taken into consid- sessment ofstudent performance. result, die grading scale can be a
is required for a course? very popular with the faculty. eration when looking at the issue, At die same time, it means exam- little more flexible, Hosey said.
During the month of Novem- There was a high turnout with she said. ining the amount of reading and Nevertheless, consistency within
ber, questions such as these were more than 50 professors in atten- Some of these factors include writing and kinds of tests that are departments remains an impor-
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examined by Mercyhurst (acuity dance. students perceptions of the de- part of a particular class and de- tant conern.
members who met during a series The session was conducted by mands and rewards of a course termining whether or not they are During the next couple weeks
of discussions which examined the Faculty Forum, a section of which are reflected on Student adequate. of the winter term, departments
the issue of "grade inflation." the Faculty Policies Committee Evaluation Reports; the difference MT*»
hard to make sweeping and divisions will continue to meet
The term "grade inflation" it- (ETC) which organizes meetings in class sizes, whether the course generalizations about an issue like in order to come up with im-
self is somewhat nebulous. Basi- on faculty-related issues and con- is an introductory, upper level or this. We need to provements in the way that stu-
cally, it is an attempt to point out cerns. In addition to Edwards, who honors class; If it is primarily lec- recognize that disciplines have dents are evaluated in terms of
the differences in requirements is the chairperson, the Forum is ture or performance oriented, and different approaches and meth- grades.
and methods of evaluation be- comprised of Dr. Randall the possibility that the alleged high 99
odologies, Gower said. At the "Whatever changes are made
tween classes which make it easier Demons, Dr. Dennis Dirkmaat, number of A's and B+'s at present time, a standardization of have to be fair. This is not an
to earn a good grade in some and Dr. Heidi Hosey. Mercyhurst may be due to better the grading scale across depart- attempt to harm students. It might
courses a nd harder to get the same Edwards said that the Forum instruction on the part of profes- ments is not even being consid- mean increasing intellectual ch al-
grade in others. expects the FPC to form an ad hoc sors, improved study habits or ered because of the difficulty and lenge because of a commitment
Alice Edwards, associate pro- committee which will work with even the higher calibre of stu- lack of a need for doing so. to a cademic values,* Gower said.
fessor of Spanish, said that the the administration to help estab- dents enrolling at Mercyhurst According to Dr. Heidi Hosey,
topic of grade inflation "is one lish guidelines and sponsor more Dr. Joseph Gower, Academic associate professor ofEnglish, the
which is being talked about cv- inter-disciplinary discussions. Dean, likewise views the issue reasonforthis decision lies in the
erywhere—from Stanford to This committee will a Iso conduct more in terms of academic rigor fact that professors in a field like
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Life was a box officeflopwhen it hearted angel in search of his
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Dancers, Scholars and Community Service
By Amanda Smith and nity performances, four dance
Catherine Schaeffer majors were chosen to represent
Merciad Contributing Writers Mercyhurst at die National Col-
legiate Honors Conference,
The month of November which was held in San Francisco
proved to be an industrious time from Oct 30 through Nov. 3.
for members of the Dance De- Stephanie Todd, Rachel Zak, Jen-
partment Immediately follow- nifer Corneau and Theresa
ing the opening concert, "Blue LaComb presented papers on
Jeans, Ballet and Bolero," danc- dance-related topics. The impor-
ers were involved in a series of tance ofdance in elementary edu-
community outreach perfor- cation and the urgency of NEA
mances,.A/iiieradter rehearsals, an (National Endowment for the
audition for the student choreog- Arts) support was discussed in
raphy showcase, and the National one segment of die presentation.
Collegiate Honors Conference. Other topics presented Included
The Mercy hurst da ncers balanced a psychology experiment deal-
die dosing of the fall term with ing with the process of skill ac-
continued preparationforupcom- quisition and stage digression, the
ing events* benefits of incorporating mental
The Erie Ballet Theatre, spon- imagery with physical practice,
sored by the Da nee Department, and the study of links between
presented a luncheon perf orma nee choreography and emotional re-
for the Jewish Community Coun- sponses. T h e conference pro-
cil of Eric on Wednesday, Nov. 6. vided a unique opportunity for
The program included a lecture die exchange ofideas among col-
demonstration, the Erie Splash lege students from across the
Dancers, excerpts from the Nut- United States," said junior Jenni-
cracker, and Waltzing Fool, cho- fer Corneau.
HtJ phed by faculty member
Alts. Faculty members Jay Kirk, at the Warner Theater Dec, 14 and
Catherine Schaeffer, and adjunct 15. Tickets for this holiday fa-
faculty, Christina Maria per- vorite are available at student rates
and can be reserved by calling the
formed with a cast of Mercyhurst
dancers.
I In addition to these commu-
Erie Civic Center Box Office at
452-4857. If
Eveiytiring's coming up Dalmatians
By Carrie Tappe year, 101 Dalmatians leads the 101 Dalmatians the big craze
Merciad Staff Writer pack. again?
The Dalmatians craze has hit Disney has redone the anima ted
SPLENDID! EAUTIFUl THEATRE Every couple of months, Disney hardjust in time for the Christina s classic as a live-action film. The
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A WARM, TENDER PLAY TO SAWS?
[•AND CHERISH. VERY MUCH By James Haln pers inform him that, unless they villain, back in top form after nicc-
WORTH SEEING.*? .1 '~N.*.P««. Merciad A&E Editor receive $2 million, his son will guy roles in Forrest Gump and
never see the light of day again. Apollo 13.
Ron Howard is one of the few They e-mail him horrify ing im- Gibson is equally good in a role
actors who has ma de the success- ages of his son bound and gagged tha t requires strength a nd vulner-
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Ail transition from acting to di- in a small dungeon, just so he
recting. The quality of his films knows they arcn't kidding around.
ability in roughly equal measure.
When his character makes a fate-
hasrisenimmeasurably, and with Even though he has been warned ful decision to turn the tables on
each project; he seems to top him- not to involve the feds, Gibson the kidnappers, Gibson runs the
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with the box office and critical the help of the FBI, who set up emotions, and it's easy to see the
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On The Ditch
By John Murphy
Must Remain Finn in War On Drugs
later evolved into legalized pot- The main focus in this debate is
session. Consequently, drug use what will happen to our children?
Editor in chief By Emilio Colaiacovo among, teens and young adults Are we willing to forsake our
Merciad Columnist doubled. On the international children for a joint? Are we will-
I have always been a bit of a 'Scrooge' around Christmas time, don't scene, Italy in 1975 liberalized its ing to fell! lider the for reaching
ask me why. Maybe it is because when I was a kid, the big fat guy in As a till irvativc, I lately ad- drug laws and now has the high-
the red suit never delivered what I askedfor.Furthermore, my parents repercussions of drug use? The
vocate government intrusion into est heroin-related death rates in answer does not lie in die Grate-
always took his side in my complaints against him. Indeed, I used to American society. As Thomas Western Europe. Evidently, le-
mink my father was on retainer by old Santa since his enthusiastic fid Dead Hippie Pot Lobby. It lies
Jefferson believed, I also feel that i galizing drugs does not deter far- in die homes of millions of con-
defense of him usually resulted in my receiving a kick in the butt government which governs less mer drug use, rather, it i^r * ^ ^ ^
Anyway, I've got my reasonsformuttering "bah, humbug." How- cerned Americans.
governs best However, after drugusc. J Drug use is immoral because it
ever, I am not quite sure what reasons the powers at Mercyhurst have witnessing a great liberalization In a USA Today poll, 88% of
for being less than charitable during this festive time. At least this is enslaves the mind and destroys
in narcotics policies by particular the American people reject legal- die soul Jsmcs Q. Wilson, Pro-
what I would be wondering IfIwere a full-time non-faculty employee states, I feel now more man ever, ization of drugs. Given what drugs fessor of Political Science at
at this college. IfI were a member of this group I would feel somewhat the federal government must take | are doing to our communities and UCLA, recently said, "Drug use
aggrieved by the fact that I would only have a total of four days off an active role to prevent drugs [irto our children, Ifindit astound- weakens and degrades the human
over the Christmas and New Year's holidays. from becoming legal, whether it singly naive and ridiculous how character. It makes people less
Like most students here, I have had my run-ins with the administra- beformedical or recreational use. anyone believes the legalization j than they should be by burning
tion, but despite our differences, I'd like to think that if in the position In tackling this explosive issue, of drugs is morally permissible. ; away a sense of responsibility,
to do so, I would grant them more than Christmas Eve and Christmas I understand I will probably sus- If drugs were legalized, it is al- subverting productivity, and mak-
day to be with their families at such a special time. tain a great deal of criticism from most certain that drug use would I ing s mockery of virtue. n
I accept that Mercyhurst is a professional institution in the business those who advocate the legaliza- soar. * 4
tion of drugs for selfish, recre- I People addicted to drug use for-
of supplying education, and requires a lot ofwork to run smoothly. As Many say that by legalizing
ational purposes. Regardless, the > get their responsibilities to God,
with most American businesses, time is valuable, and thus, staff drugs, crime rates would fall. Yet
battle over the legalization of family, and nation. Consequently,
holidays are costly. statistics, gathered by PAE Ser-
drugs should not be fought over legalizing drugs will only further
However, is Mercyhurst not also a Catholic college in the tradition vices show that criminals became 3
the petty issue of recreation, this' neglect Drugs undermine
of the Sisters of Mercy, a tradition based on charity and goodwill? It involved in criminal activities
rather, people must be made aware the necessary virtues that remain
is reasonable to assume that this Mercy tradition makes a decision long before they discovered the part of universal moral principles
granting out of town employees adequate time to travel and spend thefightto keep drugs illegal is a lure of drugs. However, liberals
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time with their famflieson the most celebrated of Christian holidays, battle to preserve the lives of chil- which govern all citizens in the
are the first to cry there is not moral community. I do not be-
over a decision that might appear most cost effective on a balance dren and the virtues which are enough money devoted to social
quintessential^ American. lieve the Founding Fathers be-
sheet programs. But in the fight against lieved a citizenry induced in a
And so, at a time when people gather to celebrate traditional In the 1960's, the Age of drugs, Bill Clinton slashed the drag haze could prove true to rep-
Christian values, perhaps Mercyhurst should reflect on what values it Aquarius where peace guided the Drug Czar's office by 80% and resentative democracy. As Dr.
considers more important in the treatment of its administrative em- planets and love steered the stars, deeply cut the drug enforcement William Bennett said, "no civi-
ployees- those in the tradition of Corporate America or those in the fanatics rejected the language of capabilities for U.S. Customs and lized society can be neutral re-
tradition of the Sisters of Mercy. morality. Since then, our nation the DEA. President Clinton obvi- garding character, virtue and per-
has paid dearlyforthe belief that ously has been quite lax in his sonal responsibility." k
drug use was harmless, fin the
Egan Hall OrAkatraz? gressively fighting the drug prob-
fight against drugs.-His arrogant
1970's our nation, instead of ag- V attitude towards his dwn prior
drug use coupled with an ex- sur-
This point cannot be debated on
Epicurean principles of pleasure
and pain. Rather, the American
By Mary Pike in the other dorms there are places lem, turned away from the epi- geon general advocating the le- people must realize that in legal-
Merciad Columnist where students of both sexes can demic and became complacent in galization of drugs is not, in my izing drugs, we retreatfromthe
gather at night under the watch- the face of drug use. For ex- opinion, die proper strategy |a moral high ground. I think we
ful gaze of the night desk worker. ample, Dr. Peter Bourne, a psy- presidential administration must would be sending the wrong mes-
over want to live in a correc-
McAuley and Baldwin both have chiatrist who served as President follow. sage to the nation's children if we
tional facility? Me neither, but it
front lounges for this purpose, Carter's adviser on drugs, held Legalizing drugs is not a politi- become apathetic towards die
seems as if I do. I live in the Egan
not to ,mention T.V. rooms on that "cocaine is probably the most cal question for the voters to de- drug dilemma.
Dorm (above die cafe for those
every floor for resident enjoy- benign ofall illicit drugs currently cide. This issue is firmly en- I think it would be selfish for
who don't know) and in my opin-
ment in widespread use." trenched in the moral battle those on campus to believe their
ion the place is run like a state
Egan has only one lounge and Such complacency in die face grounds of America. Many be- recreational habits are more im-
pen. There are rules and regula-
of adversity is intolerable. As a lieve that legalizing drugs for portant than the lives of millions
tions about virtually everything that is closed to everyone after result of this cavalier attitude, medical purposes isfine.Yet, this of innocent children. This is a war
that can be regulated, and more hours to prevent visitation viola-
many states began to pioneer the will only pave the road to •AIJII against drugs and it isfortime we
than one resident can be heard tions. There is also a kitchen on
9 liberalization ofdrugs. Alaska was pi a cent policies directed towards begin conducting a meaningful
grumbling about it in the hall- die boys floor, but females arc
one of thefirststates to legalize drug use and eventually lead to campaign against this atrocity to
ways. not allowed there after hours. In'
marijuana for medical use which full legalization. humankind.
Being a dorm, there are of tact, there is nowhere on the Egan
course visiting hours (much like
the mental institution it re-
sembles). After midnight on
dormfloorsto go after hours with
someone of the opposite sex, and The Merciad
residents have resorted to late
weekdays (2 a.m. on weekends) night study sessions in the stair- VOL. 70 NO. 9 December 5,1996
no one of the opposite sex \ is wells. For a dorm that is supposed Merciad Editors
allowed on thefloors. Sometimes to be devoted to study, I find it ohn Murphy Editor-in-Chief James Haia Ao^E Editor
people of die same sex are not odd that there is noplace to do so c© tt Vance Sports Editor Jason Giffen Advertising
even allowed on the floors after except the looms themselves. Of hrisWloch News Editor Michelle Mizia Copy Editor
hours as non-resident males have course, for those of us with room- rad Rybczynski Features Editor [Aaron Connell Graphics*
been kicked off the boys' floor. mates this is not always an option. an B ilflker Senior Writer Jerry Trambley Advisor
There is no check-in desk as in To further combat the dreaded
McAuley or Baldwin, no work- uni-sex transgressions of Egan Merciad Staff
ers to take names and IDs. In- residents, housing has installed amzPorzio Jessica Russell Shawntea Howard Tavis Overstreet
stead, it is up to the RAs to en- new locks on the main doors that tepben Nolan Joe Wong Carrie Tappe Emilk) Colaiacovo
force this rule, a task they don't are to be locked at all times. This liD Melville Mindi McDowell Nicole Ponstingle Rich Costello
really need as they are swamped means that to go into the hall, or Zielinsld Mary Pike I Jody Washington
with duties as it is. This creates a upstairs for even a minute, you illy Green Kara dark Steve Torriero
certain amount of animosity be- have to remember your key or be icolc Esposbo Zoe Cohen Heather Cvitkovic
tween the residents and the RAs, locked out of your floor. If the
something neJtherfparty truly key is lost, you have to - notify ic Merciad Is the student-produced newspaper of Mercyhurst College, Box 161,
wants or needs. We are all adults maintenance (always a reliable 01 E 38th St., Erie, Pa., 16546. Phone 824-2376. *
here, and more than capable of source of kelp I'm sure) and pay
A+ijjAfag for ourselves who may the $25 replacement foe instead e Merciad welcomes letters to the editor.
visit our rooms and when they of buying that text book or the
can visit without administration shampoo you have needed for
intervention. about a week now. Imagine the
The Merciad's editorial opinion is determined try the Editorial Boardwith the Editor-in-Chief
•thing problems if the key is lost after 4
Visiting ttli ^^^ holdingfinalresponsibility. The opinions expressed in The Merciad are not necessarily those of
to anyone who has spent some contd. on pg 7 The Merciad, its staff or Mcrcyhurst College.
time living in a dorm. However,
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Cleaning Ladies
By Dan Hilfiker into the Student Union to grab a
Senior Writer bite to eat, there was s giant mess
of papers and garbage strewn all
There seems to be one thing that over the floor. Would you still
nearly all Mercyhurst students can real 1 y want to eat there? Think of
agree upon after spending a little all the pizza boxes snd beer cans
time here. That is the fact that we that would accumulate in the dor-
have a really beautiful campus. A mitories if there were no house-
great deal of credit has to be given keeping staff to dean up after all
ID the groundskeeping staffof the of us.
maintenance departmentfortheir I remember when I lived in
ha rd work and dedication in keep- McAuleyHall as afreshman.We
ing this college as beautiful as It were all pigs. There used to be
is. As a matter of fact, this college garbage and trash all over the
has even won awards for its place, not to mention die state of
beauty. I think that is quite im- our bathrooms, especially over
pressive considering the fact that the weekends. It was!never all
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dreary and gloomy most of that dirty for very long though,
the year. because there was a housekeeper
As I praise the work of the there to take care of it
groundskeeping sta ff, I think that Imagine also what It would be
there is one area of the mainte- like if you moved into your new
naneedepartment tha toften seems apartment on Briggs Avenue in
to be overlooked around this cam- September and found all of the
pus, snd that is the housekeeping garbage that was left there from
staff the old residents piled up for you
I ha ve ha d th e pleasure of work- to dean out I am sure that there
ing with all these hard working would be some nasty letters to the
women on many occasions Editor of the Merciad if some-
throughout my college career and thing like that occurred.
have found that much of their job These women do our campus a
is dirty, physically demanding, great favor by keeping it looking
and outright disgusting. as beautiful as possible and re-
1 have also noticed that their job ceive little praise for it I think
is a very tha nkless one. How of- that it is about time that their good
ten do you see a housekeeper work snd dedication is recognized
cl ea ning out the dorms, or pulling and made public The thankless
a vacuum cleaner up and down job that they perform is greatly in
Briggs Avenue in the cold ofwin- need of recognition snd I would
ter and never say thank you? I like to be the first one to say
know that since I have worked "thank you" to all of the house-
with these ladies, I have a keeping staff for their years of
newfound respect for the job that hard work and dedication to a
they do to keep this campus look- very beautiful college campus. I
ing beautiful* only hope that some of you out
Imagine if every time you went there will do the same.
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The first term went pretty well. "Myfirstterm was difficult and I "I was satisfied with the first "I was nervous comming into the "I was satisfied first term at
Actually, it went a lot better than did not do aa well as I wanted to, trimester. My grades weren't to first term, but in the end I waa Mercy h urst and Mercyhurstgivea
I had anticipated." 9
but I think I understand what is bad and I didn't have to really satisfied with my grades.* plenty of help to students,that
expected from me now." study very hard." f f need it" .1 I i * ..
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my cynicism that heightens both
appreciation and disgust at this and trade. is a single victory against intoler- weekly assembling
time of year. What do I mean? Let The United States has been ex- ance, ignorance, and moral arro- circuit boards/elec-
me tell you. tremely vocal in its opposition to gance. tronic components at
It 2a within the past weeks that Gall, but where is its voice in the I am done with my polemic and home. Experience
debate of China'a entry into the I will fold up my soapbox and go unnessary, will train.
this country has shown ^
World Trade Organization. If home for another week* This will Immediate openings 1n
the best and worst of itself. People money is to be the only motiv a lion
always want bad news first, *o for action, perhaps it would be be met with cheers in some qua r- your local area.
here goes. Boutros Boutros G al i is best to admit this and spend less ters and merely sighs of relief in Call 1-520-680-7891
up for another term as Secretary time and effort propagating the others. Enjoy this Grst week back
and ready your credit cards and extlC200
General of the United Nations. false image of protectorate.
The United States is the only coun- checkbooks for the holidays. J
Is it time for the good news?
try in the Security Council to op- Hawaii has distinguished itselfby
pose him. Why? Gali tends to re- recognizing the validity of same- \
iiiiHi as
own writing and research skills to Mr. Richard Kubiak. Director thingfora boy to do."
what about the real meaning ? The simple ness of Christmas is gone. I
no longer bake cookies with my mother or trim die tree with my father.
Those have become belaboring chores that must get done before die
24th. -a
Carlin Plugs Album in Erie
Images of Christmas savings dance in the heads of most people now. By Bill Melville ploring the little quirks of human to laugh. His crazed facial ex-
j Money concerns areforemostin the minds of most people I talk to. Merciad Writer nature which we all experience pressions and his even stranger
Corporate America has succeeded in taking over one of the most but still fear to discuss. By focus- body language play as great a part
beautiful holidays of the year. There has been a hostile take over of the On Sunday, Nov. 24,1996, co- ing on such subjects, Carlin has in his act as his words do. Whether
season, which begins the day after Thanksgiving (they will not even median George Carlin performed kept his routine fresh enough to he mocks people who try to act
give us a day of rest), by a fat jolly man in a red suit toting a huge bag his routine for an almost full house compete with comedians half his like professional directors when
of toys. at the Warner Theater in Erie. age. they record their children on
Let's keep up with the Jones' and buy the Super Dupcr Sega Genesis Carlin's current tour follows the Despite the appearance of close- camcorders or adults who still
with CD-Rom, or maybe it's the Baby Wets A Lot I do not know. recent release of his comedy al- ness with the crowd, something wear baseball hats backwards,
Somewhere, at some time, a collective madness consumed society bum "Back in Town." seemed amiss in Carlin *s act With Carlin adds a dimension to his
and everyone forgot that the season ofAdvent existed. lam sorry God, During his 90 minute routine, the exception of approximately live show that cannotbe preserved
but Advent has been replaced by shopping. Yes, I know Sundays are Carlin talked about such every- IS minutes of new material, all of
supposed to be a day of reflection and rest, but Sundays are oh such a on a compact disc.
day subjects as the types ofpeople Carlin's time was spent on mate- Though he may have done the
good day to shop, too. Decisions, decisions, decisions, what's a person he bates, how he feels the prob- rial from his most recent albums.
to do. same material a dozen times over,
lems of overcrowded prisons and Even in that material, Carl in made one cannot help but laugh when
I will give gifts. I will pour all ofmy money into Corporate America'a the national debt can be solved, little attempt to present it in a
coffers for yet another year. Mark my word though, I am going to try Carlin begins his 90 minutes of
inaccurate phrases which riddle fresh m anner. Granted, die m an is political commentary, everyday
to give more of myself this year. I think that maybe I know what the our language, and little things that promoting an album, but at times occurrences^and, at moments,
song at the beginning of this article might have been saying. Give all anger him. it seemed difficult to believe he raving lunacy. Carlin left the stage
you can. Granted, it uses money to exert the point, but hey, a penny Throughout his long career, wasn'tJust going through the after a piece on how much he
sounds more catchy than Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, which began more than 30 years motions to make,some quick despises Baby Boomers, and as j
please put yourself in the old man's hat Besides I do not think the old ago, Carlin has maintained a rela- money. he left, a majority of the audience
man would appreciate your ruining his hat tionship with his audience by ex- Still, Carlin makes it hard not rose to Simla 11H his MrAirMM^
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esttiffes
Actors T a k e aTrip T o T h e M o o n
Tifftny Reid (left) *nd Aaron Connell and Courtney Nioolni (right) rehearse.
By Zoe Cohen ~
Richard Costclloe, Melanie Jing that, "We're all under the same ping away of everything that is ; gether. It should be a good show."
Merciad Writer Franey-Eberhard, Nate Mcintosh, I moon." She also said that she important to a poet (i.c- his li- Courtney Nicolai said, I V e got-
Scott A.R. Messenger, Courtney preferred to not speak symboli- brary card, his hope of getting a ten to work with people I would
From Dec; 12 to Mat 8 pun. and Nicolai, Tiffany Reid, Brad cally, but insteadtolet the writer pencil) and how his soul is re- ? have never had the chance to meet
on Dec, 15 at 2:30 pjn., the col- Rybczynski, Joe Spusta, and speak for himself. stored. Each of these is different < The rehearsals are going well and
lection of short one act plays, Amanda Stefik. B • I I I the common theme of in subject matter, yet it is /it should be a great show come
"Welcome to the Moon" by John The otherwise eclectic mix of the moon, the plays are very dif- interesting how the tone and re- opening night.*
Patrick Shan ley, will be per- plays is drawn together with the ferent and cover a wide range of peating elements tie them to- ^ Despite the tact the I was un-
formed by the Mercy hurst common use of the topics. A couple examples of this gether. able to watch all of the short acts
Greensleevcs Play era In image of the moon, hence the are that one portrays what hap- Aaron Connell of the cast said, Ithat V i n t [prise this play, it appears
Mercyhurst Ta yl or Little Th ea tcr. tide. This is not a surprise to pens when a skinny, emotionally The play itself is very interest- e a very interesting, worth-
The play is being directed by those who are aware that the malnourished woman and a man, ing. It's very differentfromany- le way to spend the evening. I
Kim Mc of the Road house The- writer, Shanley, also wrote the who is plagued with ghosts and thing I have ever acted in. Re- i on going and I hope to see
ater. The cast consists of (in al- screenplay for "Moonstruck." monsters meet in a restaurant hearsals are starting to come to- there.
ph a be tical order) Aa ron Connell, Mc referred to this theme by say-
Inside Washington
By John Murphy tician to a man of the people,
Editor in chief resulted in his poor election per-
formance.
On Tuesday night at the Taylor Turningtothe victor of the presi-
Little Theatre, the Mercyhurst dential election, Birnbaum told
community was treated to a lec-
ture about thefreneticworld of
his audience that since Clinton
had secured his second term, he 10. Prune-eating Sumo wrestler.
Washington D.C's politics and was now a man playingtohistory
the characters behind it and not to the public In other I High-rise window cleaner
Jeremy Birnbaum, author of words, Clinton will be active in
several books and a senior corre- implementing policies and creat- with bladder problem.
spondent for Time Magazine's ing change in order to leave a
Washington bureau, is VM,'i!
as a lea ding political analy siat
mark on history.
In the remainder of his lecture,
| Near sighted knife juggler.
Birnbaum shared his knowledge
an expert on the White House
has appeared on suet
• •
of what goes on inside the White J Megalomaniac Third
programs aa The 'Today Show" House. Contrarytopublic bel ie fo,
and CNN's "Inside Politics" and the White House is not a place of World Dictators.
"Crossfire." ) serenity and smooth opera dons,
Birnbaum began his lecture by rather it is, as the title of his book
suggests, a "Mad House.**
6. Grown men named "Biff."
comparing the political arena of
According to Birnbaum, White
Washington to one ofsport, where
events are unpredictable and sur- House staff members have to de- 5. Heavily armed^hot dog
vote their whole lives to the presi-
prises arefrequent.Based upon
his experience covering die Ross dency. Their work consists of vendors.
Perot campaign in the recent presi- dealing with one aeries of crises
dential race, Birnbaum was able After
and
another.
burnouts
Tensions
are
are
frequent
high,
m
4. Carsick brother in the seat
to assure his audience that the
public's perception of Perot as A lively question and
period followed the lecture, in
answer next to you. » I
being slightly crazy, was notalto-
gether untrue.
which Birnbaum addressed such
issues as the President's charac-
I Brain surgeon with hiccups.
Commenting on Bob Dole,
ter and the First Lady's
Birnbaum painted a picture of a
man who had a mastery of the
malignment by the press. , Anyone with aicrankyi
There was a poor turnout at the
inside dealings of Washington lecture with very few students
politics. He praised Dole aa a very attending, but those that d\d show
disposition and a chainsaw.
capable politician who got things
done in a congressional setting.
up received an insightful account
on of the key issues and individu-
. People who offer you drugs.
However, Birnbaum said that it als in today'* politics.
was Dole's failure to make the PARTNERSHIP FOR A DRUG-FREE AMERICA
transitionfromprofessional poli-
December 5,1996 THE MERCIAD PAGE 10
earapl
Christmas on Campus
By BiU Melville ties include a reading of "A Visit notes that students can still sign
Merciad Columnist From St Nicholas" by Mercyhurst up to be paired with a child A
English Professor Barry sign-up sheet is posted in the
With Dec. 25 just around the McAndrew. Union. Students are also urged to
corner, the Mercyhurst commu- As Christmas On Campus help out with the wrapping of the
nity is busy preparing for the 1996 Chairperson Becky Koren said, gifts on Wednesday, Dec 11, at
Christmas On Campus, a charity "StudentsJ get involved with 8:15 p.m. in the Great Room of
event organized by Mercyhurst's Christmas On Campus because it the Union, or to help with the
Barrett C. Walker School of Busi- gives diem a chance to offer some- decorating of the Great Room on
ness. The event, which will be thing to give back to the commu- Friday, Dec, 13, at 8:00 p.m.
held on Saturday, December 14, nity and also helps to put the When asked about how Christ-
from 1-4:30 p.m.tin the Great Christmas season into perspec- mas On Campus could be im-
V Room of the Herrmann Union, tiveforthem." proved in years to come, Koren
involves pairing up approximately According to Koren, Christ- expressed that the participation
100 underprivileged children mas on Campus not only receives ofthe Mercyhurst community has
from various agencies with helpfromMercyhurst student vol- far exceeded all expectations. If
Mercyhurst student volunteers. unteers but from a majority of the anything could be changed,
Once paired, the children en- clubs at Mercyhurst and the fac- though, Koren suggests it would
gage in several activities, includ- ulty and administraion, this year be to offer more for the children
ing the chance to see and have being no exception. However, gift to do and more space for them to
pictures taken with Santa Claus donations are still needed for the do it in.Other than that issue,
and to try different crafts. Santa event Koren would like to see Christ-
CI a us also passes out gifts that are Christmas On Campus Mill mas On Campus continue in its
donated by Mercyhurst faculty mittee member Kristen •It* stro current state.
and administration. Other activi-
i t.
tS til t
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prepare for the game. However, strong the entire first half. Senior half, the Lakers had at least five in overtime, an exhausted Laker
the time off may have proved to Captain Jimmy Reene played ex- quality goal scoring opportuni- defense broke down. Oakland
By Nikki EsposRo be more harmful than beneficial. ceptionally wellt organizing the ties, one ofwhich had been drill- right winger whipped in a cross
Merciad Sports Writer The Lakers started the game very back in spite of the steady Oak- ing in practice. Captain Jimmy which bounced through a crowd
slow and couldn't match the land pressure. Reene placed a perfect ball onto of players. The mass of players
While the majority of students strength of the Pioneers through- Defender Avery Jones said, the Coot of leading scorer Barry obstructed the line of sight of se-
journeyed home for Thanksgiv- out tiie first halt Despite tills "Jimmy has consistently played Allen who just missed over the nior keeper Darren Muarry. An
ing break, the Mercyhurst men's overall slow start, the Lakers did well all year; he played with all goal Oakland forward got a volley on
soccer team waited here on cam- have some notabl e scoring oppor- heart for this last game." Regulation play ended with a goal which made its way into the
pus to compete in the Central Re- tunities upon which they couldn't After a half-time talk focused scoreless tie. The break before lower right hand corner ofthe net
gion Championship on Nov. 24 capitalize. on raising the tempo of the game, overtime k provided just enough Disheartened, the entire Laker
against the ^akland Pioneers. The I The best of these chances came the Lakers succeeded in switch- time for Oakland to regroup and team played out the last minutes
weekend before, the Pioneers beat when junior midfielder Shawn ing the momentum in their favor. once again control the game. After of the ga me, realizing it would be
West Virginia Wesleyan to ad- Kroener had a strike on goal that Junior Mike Shields played a key already playing 90 minutes of the last of the season. Coach Ri-
vance to this championship; hit the chest of senior Glenn role in stepping up the level of soccer,tileLakers were unabl e to chard Harris;said, "I was very
whereas, the Lakers received a Francis instead of the back of the play. Shields added speed and keep up the pace which had previ- disappointed for the players that
bye due to their top ranking in the Jnct mobility, not to mention a fresh ously helped create chances on they weren't abletoget the result
region. Although Oakland dominated pair of legs to a tiring Laker of- goal. I they deserved from the work that
The Lakers had three weeks to the Geld, the Lakers defense stood fense. Throughout the second With three minutes lefttoplay they've done all season."
By Scott Vance
Team Struggles To find Consistency
was ai" **ing that nobody got se- unrewarded as the Lakers allowed
Merciad Spots Editor riously hurt," said fhead Coach I St Norberts to tie the game at 5-
Gotkin. \ \ \ 5 in the last two minutes and went
Since the last issue, the | Last weekend, the Lakers hosted on to score the game winner in
Mercyhurst hockey?team has u
national powerhouse St Norbert overtime. We came away from
played five matches. The team is College, in a double header that the game feeling like we let it
stillfindingit hard to "play at the provedtobe less than successful slip,-said Gotkin. | * '
consistently high level that we-^ fortiie Hurst The Lakers tied the The following night did not
are usedtohere at Mercyhurst first game after blowing a 4-1 provetobe any different for the
The Lakers faced the? tough lead and lost the second game 5- team as they struggled tofindthe
opposition of their nemesis 4 \ % % form that wins hockey games.
Canisius on Nov. 9, at the$l Steve Torriero opened the scor- I The momentum seemed to be with
Mercyhurst ice center . It was ing for the Hurst in thefirstperiod St Norbertrightfromthe start
John Evangelist* who lead the of the game to give the team a 1- after their impressive come back
Hurst to an 8-5 victory, as he scored 0 lead. Torriero took a pass at the the previous night
four of the team's eight goals. blue line and drove aggressively The early pressurefromthe
The Lakers are currently 1-0 in to the net and was able to pick up opposition paid off as they took an
the E.C.A.C after their win over his own rebound and put the sec- early 1-0 lead into the changing
Canisius. ond shot into the opponent's net III) 11 sfter thefirstperiod. But,
The team then hosted Buffalo However, early into the second not for the first time this year, |
State on Nov. 22 in what was a period, St Norbens leveled the Evangel is ta squared matters up
sluggish gameforthe Hurst Re- scoring with a well executed goal. with his ninth goal of the season.
gardless, the team was able to do It was at this point in the game Torriero fed the puck to
enough to earn themselves a 5-1 th at the Lakers begantotake con- Evangelists in front of the net and
victory, despite 53 saves by the^ trol. The team was able to score he was in the true sniper's posi-
impressive Buffalo State three goals in succession in the tiontopoke the puck beyond the
opposing goaltender. A few min- KevinAer in fid! motion during the IhanhgMngb***
goal tender. second period, courtesy of Mike
The team then traveled to Os- Masse, Scott Ludeviks, and Oto utes later, the Lakers found them- a 5-3 lead. Despite a goal in the I1 don't think that we're struggling
wego State in an effort to keep Hlincik. t selves 2-1 down after a St Norbert / J dying moments by Bobby Atkin, to a point where we're saying
itstwo game winning streak alive, Once again St Norbert's was goal, but once again the Lakers the Lakers felltoa disappointing we're not good. We have got a lot
but they were unable to achieve abletocrawl their way back into were abletotie the game up with 5-4 loss. The Lakers have a win- of young people that are given a
this feat as they were downed by * the game and the scored three a goal from Trevor "Stinky" ning record of 5-4-1 thus far this lot off responsibility and all of
a score of 5-2. It was a game goals in five and a halfminutes to Brandt Russ Ciesielski gave the season, but they are finding* it that contributes to not being 10-
where .very few of the tie the game at 4-4. Then, up Hursts 3-2lead with his firstgoal difficult to find the consistency 0," said Gotkin
referee's decisions went in favor s I the impressive Ludeviks, to in almost a year. "I was happy as
• : • : «
and high playing standards that is The team plays Niagara this
of the Hurst "The refereeing was score his second and most impor- hell," said Ciesielski associated with Mercyhurst weekend in what should turn out
awful. That was a game that tant goal of the game to give the The team let a lead slip out of ^ hockey. to be a very closely contested
really the referee had absolutely lead back to the Lakers. their hands and St Norbert scored "I think that we're still a team that game.
positively no control over, and it
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Ludeviks m efforts went three goals in s rowtogive them hastolearn and find waystowin.
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M e n ' s H o o p s lose Tight g a m e s F o r a4-2 record
By Jean McFeery 11:51 remaining in the first half.
Merciad Sports Writer After that, it was a back and forth
battle for points. The Lakers fell
While thej majority of behind for a while until Demond
Mercy hurst campus lies deserted crept ahead, and with 16:28 re-
over Thanksgiving, the members maining the Lakers were down
of the men' s basketball team was by 12 with a score of 2 2 4 4 Jody
busy jnafaf^nfug their training Crymes put the spark in the Lak-
and game schedule. They played ers play with a two point lay-up
iix games over the break, and this began the gradual point
finishing up with an overall record accumulation for the Lakers. Jim
of four wins and two losses. On Row m ade one ofhis famous three
Nov. 19, the men took on Roberts pointers with 14:06 remaining and
Wesleyan College and had an that was followed shortly by a
impressive victory. On Novem- lay-up by senior Will Stinson.
ber 22 and 23 they participated in The Lakers continued to press
the Westminster tournament and and with 5'35 remaining the score
played Slippery Rock and was tied at 46 points apiece.
Sheridan College. I ' There was no s topping the Lak-
On Nov. 26, they traveled to ers and thev continued to widen
Daemen andfinishedup with a the gap. With 33 seconds remain-
score of 98-65. This past week- ing *VLtWf* were up by six with
end Mercyhurst hosted the a score of 56-50. In the last 30
Knobloch Roundball Classic, seconds Slippery Rock's Donald The Lady Laker basketball team limber up before one of their Practice sessions. The team if currently 4-0
where they had the opportunity to Burnettwas able to sink two three
test their skills against Slippery pointers. Jason Clopollo and tied rightfromdie get go. Young 34-34, but die Lakers slowly fell ers were plagued by fouls and so
Rock and Alders on- Broaddus. Thielker w o e able to make up the was the first to score on a jumper behind. Don Tillman of Alderson Tillman was able to monopolize
I Friday, Nov 29, the men took three points required to give the and then there was a seven point Broaddus made die two point shot on this, winning the game for
on Slippery Rock. The Lakers Lakers the win in a score 59-56. aweep by Profit and Crymes. that brought his team to a seven Alderson Broaddus with a final
took a quick lead in the very early Saturday, Nov. 30, the champi- These three were top scorers for point lead over die Lakers. The score of 70-75. The next game
stages of the first half, but this onship game took place. It was the Lakers. At die end of the first Lakers continued to fall behind for the Lakers is Thursday Dec 5,
lead was short lived after Joe Alderson: Broaddus against the half the score was very dose, 32- until Profit tied the game at 70-70 against Grand Valley State. The
Lewandowski from Slippery Mercyhurst Lakers. This game 31 for the Lakers, At 17:34 in the with a two point lay up. game begins at 8 p.m.
Rock tied die game up at 9-9 with was also a nailbiter with the score second half the score was tied at In die last 54 seconds, the Lak-
Mass. and he's playing the point said Fogel. that's what we're trying to do right
Scott Vance guard position. He's had a very The team is led by tri- now. *
Merciad Sports Editor strong game so far against Slip- aptains, Craig Young, Darryl Fogel really enjoyed his Grst
pery Rock where he got 12 points •ancleave, and Will Stinson. year at Mercyhurst 1 liked my
Mercyhurst's head basketball in the second half which really However, they will be without first year very much. It was as said Fogel
coach Karl Fogel hopes that this [brought] us to victory. Those last year's Jtop scorer, Rahsaah good a coaching experience as I
year will be a very successful one have been the two newcomers Roland. "Well I think we're sorry
for the Lakers, as he and his play- that have done the best for us. In Roland is gone, he was our best
ers take to the court in an effort to time hell be a big scorer for us, player last year. He did so much
live up to the expectations ofboth he's getting better every day, ev- Dot only as a player, but he was a
themselves and their supporters ery game," said Fogel. real 1 eader and gave this real men-
alike. This years team seems to be tal toughness to the team thatwe're
The team was ranked 19th in the veryfocusedon their task ahead. trying to replace right now and it
country by one ranking poll and They are a very hard working hasn't been easy," said Fogel.
they were also ranked to finish group in practice. It's a good Despite, the absence of Roland,
first in their division. 'That waa group to work with. They're very Fogel still has a positive outlook
one poll. I think that people think co-operative and they work hard. for the upcoming season. "Our
that we're pretty good but I think I don't think we're really playing goals are to make the play-offs.
that was just one bunch of guys as well as we're capable right The top three teams in each di-
that rated us 19th," said Fogel. now because we're as mentally vision make the playoffs. We've
The team has one new fresh- tough and I don't think that we're got along way to go before we ta Ik
man to really watch out for, really doing the things we have to about those goals because we just
Demond Stewart "Demond is do to win. I don't think were haven't played well. We've got a
our best new commer. He's about playing as aggressively and as ways to go so far. We've got a
6'3." He plays the small forward physically tough on the court as long way to go to achieve any of
for us. He's from around j the we have to. It's something that the successes we had last year.
•Rochester Area in New York and we 're a ddr ess ing in pra cticc, hopc- We 're not pi a y ing with nearly the
he's a very talented athletic player. fully there's something that will type of chemistry or passion that
The other new player that's play- turn around for us. We lost to we pla yed with last year. Our job
ing a lot for us is Matt Thielker Slippery Rock in overtime, then is to try to improve every day and
who's a sophomore transfer from we lost to Alderson Broaddus," that's your job as coaching and KaHFogaisl #.~i:.f forward to the upcoming season
the world, but it is kind of a "what one loss. The playofls would give lar college sport depending on
ha ve y ou done for me latel y " situ- great matchups of thetopteams your opinion. Too many crazy
ation and Cooperhasn'tdoneany- and the teams could actually de- things can happen in a game, so
thing but lose the big game. cide the national champ instead you havetodecade things on the
By Tom "Poop* Porubsky focus on three things, which are: Geld to find out who is the best
On to other topics, I think al- of some sports writer. I know that
Merciad Columnist beating your rival, winning your Last year, Northwestern was one
though it will never happen, Divi- this could never happen because
conference, and winning the na- disastrous quarter against Miami
sion I college football. needs a of all the money the bowl games
If there was one thing that I tional title. of Ohio awayfromwinning the
playoffsystem like all of the other generate, but I could live without
learned over break it is that John Even though Cooper has had a national title. One bad quarter the
divisions. Th is year there are sev- the Carquest bowl and the Sun
Cooper, the head coach of Ohio good record, he is 1-7-1 against Bowl, just to name a few of the whole year kept themfrombeing
Michigan and 1 -6 in bowl games. eral teams that are good enough
State, needs to befiredfromhis meaningless bowl games.; undefeated by Rose Bowl time. I
to win the national tide. Florida
job aa soon as possible. The one victory came against Every other college champ ion- know that they lost the Rose Bowl,
State, Florida, Arizona State,
The top priority every year, no BYU when the guy from BYU bip is decided by having a tourna- but who knows what would have
Nebraska, and Ohio State lead the
matter how bad or good Ohio dropped the winning touchdown ment so why should football be happened if there were a playoff
list of favorites for the title. All of
State may be, is to beat Michigan. in the end zone. these teams have great records any different? Football is prob- system?
The whole football season should He ca n bring in the best talent in the first or second most popu-