How to Cook Human

A Definitive Guide on How to Prepare and Devour your Fellow Humans

“A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not over-cook her.”
~ Oscar Wilde on How To Cook A Human

If you ever get tired of eating a traditional turkey dinner at Christmas or boring old
ham during Easter, maybe you should consider the other white meat. It has been a
long-standing tradition throughout the centuries to chow down on the slow simmered
remains of our fallen enemies, but this culinary art form received little recognition in
western culture. Like the tomato, which was once thought to be poisonous, human
flesh is actually a very healthy alternative to the hormone-injected meat you find at
your local supermarket, and eating a person is not a soul crushing sin like some
conservative religions want you to believe. The fact is that human flesh is both
flavourful and full of the essential nutrition our bodies need.

Like a cantaloupe melon, picking the right person to eat can be a challenge unless you
know what you are doing. Here are a few helpful hints in selecting the right one to
eat.

• Age – Just like other game meat, humans get tough and stringy with age.
Anyone 9 - 15 years old taste great, their well shaped legs are great for tender,
succulent meals. Girls do taste better than boys.
• Size – Like a good marbled beef, you want your human to have a bit of fat on
them and to be of a large weight and size. While a very thin woman may be
found attractive, the fact is that what little meat they have is stringy and tough.
Very heavy humans tend to be more tender and juicy, so they should be
fattened if you desire extra flavour. Muscles are a good point in choosing
humans, so strongmen might be a good choice for the meat. Many find that the
perfect cut of human flesh comes from the average English couch potato.
• Sex – As in cattle, sex doesn't really matter. Although, females do tend to taste
better, and males tend to have more muscle (that means more meat) on them.
• Nationality – Actual race and colour have very little to do with the taste of
humans. All races are pink and fleshy underneath the skin. Some believe that
brown skinned people contain more omega-3 and calcium, but that is just a
myth. However one thing that does make a difference is diet. Humans who are
strictly vegetarian tend to taste a bit more beefy than those that primarily eat
meat. Other considerations are salt and spice intake. Italians, for example, tend
to have a mild, natural garlic taste while people from India tend to be a bit on
the spicy side. Also another tip is to cook the anus with salt and garlic at 450
degrees. The healthiest part of the human body is the lymph nodes and also,
the urethra. But if undercooked they will taste sour and tangy. If you follow
these instructions then you will have a wonderful healthy meal.
Preparation
Once you have selected your human it is time to prepare it for cooking. Unfortunately,
most modern stores still do not carry human, so it will be up to you to butcher and
clean the carcass. For those of us who are unfamiliar with butchering their own meat
we may want to consider paying the local butcher shop to do it for you. If you are up
to doing the job yourself, there are many great reference books, such as Grey's
Anatomy, to help you along. For a first timer, it is usually best to catch yourself a fat
human, this way you can practice the various carving techniques on their many rolls
of fat. You get more practice and a bigger meal- that way!!

While some organ meat is quite good, most human organs are just too foul to be
safely eaten. Brain is the most popular organ meat followed closely by kidneys. Avoid
eating the liver at all costs, as humans tend to abuse their livers and thus they are full
of lethal toxins.

Like other large animals, the average human will yield quite a lot of meat of various
qualities and types. Typical cuts are bicep steaks, rump roasts and thigh hams. Ribs
are very popular for the bar-b-q and fingers are great when tossed in a nice buffalo
wing coating and baked. Toes can also be a delicious treat, less healthy but much
sweeter than fingers. Females may be a less likely dish to take when it comes to toes
due to the toxic paint they place upon them, however if you see one in flip flops
without this paint, feel obliged to devour them.

The complete rendering of the human carcass requires a fairly large amount of time,
effort, and space. If the consumer does not wish to go through the ordeal of
processing and storing the bulk of the entire animal, an easy alternative is as follows.
Simply saw through one or both legs at the points directly below the groin and a few
inches above the knee. Once skinned, these portions may then be cut into round steaks
of the carver's preferred thickness, cut into fillets, deboned for a roast, etc. Meat for
several meals is thus readily obtained without the need for gutting and the
complexities of preparing the entire form.

The human being (also referred to throughout culinary history as "long pig" and
"hairless goat" in the case of younger specimens) is not generally thought of as a
staple food source. Observing the anatomy and skeleton, one can see that the animal is
neither built nor bred for its meat, and as such will not provide nearly as much flesh as
a pig or cow (for example, an average 1000 pound steer breaks down to provide 432
pounds of saleable beef). The large central pelvis and broad shoulder blades also
interfere with achieving perfect cuts. There are advantages to this however, especially
due to the fact that the typical specimen will weigh between 100-200 pounds, easily
manipulated by one person with sufficient leverage.

Here the caution in choosing your meal must be mentioned. It is VERY

IMPORTANT to remember that animals raised for slaughter are kept in tightly
controlled environments with their health and diet carefully maintained. Humans are
not. Thus not only is the meat of each person of varying quality, but people are also
subject to an enormous range of diseases, infections, chemical imbalances, and
poisonous bad habits, all typically increasing with age. Also as an animal ages, the
meat loses its tenderness, becoming tough and stringy. No farm animal is ever
allowed to age for thirty years. Six to thirteen months old is a more common
slaughtering point. You will obviously want a youthful but mature physically fit
human in apparently good health. A certain amount of fat is desirable as "marbling" to
add a juicy, flavourful quality to the meat. We personally prefer firm Caucasian
females in their early twenties. These are "ripe". But tastes vary, and it is a very large
herd.

The butcher will need a fairly roomy space in which to work (an interior location is
suggested), and a large table for a butcher's block. A central overhead support will
need to be chosen or installed ahead of time to hang the carcass from. Large tubs or
barrels for blood and waste trimmings should be convenient, and a water source close
by. Most of the work can be done with a few simple tools: sharp, clean short and long
bladed knives, a cleaver or hatchet, and a hacksaw.

For full instructions on how to hang, bleed and carve up a human carcass please refer
to the back of this pamphlet.

Cooking
It is important to cook your human thoroughly, as they tend to be filled with a wide
array of viruses and bacteria, especially swine flu. Human flesh should not be
consumed unless it has been cooked to an internal temperature of at least 160°F. With
that in mind, you can pretty much substitute human in any of your existing beef or
pork recipes, but, since human meat has a genetic resemblance to pork, it is more
common to use in pork recipes. Slow cooking tends to be the best way to bring out all
of the natural flavours while optimizing the texture of the meat. As with all meats,
you never want to over-cook your human. A general rule of thumb for oven roasting
your human is 15-20 minutes per pound, but cooking times vary according to the
recipe you are using.

Recipes
As stated above, humans can be incorporated into almost any recipe that calls for
meat, but here are a few time honoured recipes to get you started!

Corned Human and Cabbage

• One 3-pound human brisket, soaked in brine

• 2 Tbsp allspice
• 8 whole cloves
• 4 bay leaves
• Assorted vegetables (carrots, squash, bell peppers, eggplant, onions, etc.)
• Freshly ground black pepper

Preheat oven to 200. Place the corned human in a colander in the sink and rinse well
under cold running water. Place the corned human in a large oven dish with a tight-
fitting lid; add the water, bay leaves, peppercorns, allspice and cloves. Bring to a boil,
uncovered, and skim off any scum (many humans are full of scum). Cover and place
in oven, then braise until tender, about 4 hours. Remove meat to a cutting board and
cover with foil to keep warm. Add vegetables to cooking liquids and bring to a boil.
Lower heat and simmer for about 20 minutes. Carve the human into thin slices and
serve with the vegetables.

Human Stew

• Vegetable oil, for searing

• 2 1/2 pounds shoulder meat, cut into 2-inch cubes
• Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
• 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
• 2 medium onions, cut into 6ths
• 5 cloves garlic, crushed
• 1 tablespoon tomato paste
• 1/3 cup all-purpose flour, or to cover
• 10 cups cold water, or chicken or human broth, homemade or low-sodium
canned
• 6 sprigs parsley
• 6 sprigs fresh thyme
• 1 1/4 pounds medium red potatoes, quartered
• 4 medium carrots, cut into 2-inch pieces
• 2 celery stalks, cut into 2-inch pieces
• 7 canned whole, peeled tomatoes, lightly crushed
• 2 to 3 teaspoons red wine vinegar, or to taste

Heat a large oven dish with a tight-fitting lid over medium-high heat. Pour in enough
oil to fill the pan about 1/4-inch deep. Season the person generously with salt and
pepper, and add to the pan. Saute half the meat, uncovered, stirring only occasionally,
until well-browned, about 8 minutes. Using a slotted spoon, transfer the person to a
plate. Repeat with the remaining meat. Discard the oil and wipe out the pan.

Preheat the oven to 200. Return the pot to the stove and melt the butter over medium
high heat. Add the onion and cook, stirring, until lightly browned, about 5 minutes.
Add the garlic and cook, stirring, until fragrant, about 1 minute. Add the tomato paste
and cook, stirring, until lightly browned, about 1 minute more. Add the reserved
human and scatter the flour over the vegetable and human mixture (enough to lightly
coat) and cook stirring until lightly toasted. Add the water or broth, and bring to a
simmer. Tie the parsley, thyme, and bay leaves together with a piece of kitchen twine
and add the bundle to the pot. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Cover and transfer
to the oven. Cook the meat until just tender, about 1 1/2 hours. (This can also be done
on the stove at a low simmer.)

Remove pot from the oven. Skim the fat from the cooking liquid with a spoon or
ladle. Add the potatoes, carrots, celery, and the tomatoes, and bring to a simmer on
top of the stove. Cook, uncovered, stirring occasionally, until the liquid thickens and
the vegetables are tender, about 1 hour. Remove and discard the herb bundle. Stir in
the vinegar and season with salt and pepper, to taste. Divide among bowls and serve
immediately.
 Preparation of the Human
Body
Once you have selected your human it is time to prepare it for cooking. Unfortunately,
most modern stores still do not carry human, so it will be up to you to butcher and
clean the carcass. For those of us who are unfamiliar with butchering their own meat
we may want to consider paying the local butcher shop to do it for you. If you are up
to doing the job yourself, there are many great reference books, such as Grey's
Anatomy, to help you along. For a first timer, it is usually best to catch yourself a fat
human, this way you can practice the various carving techniques on their many rolls
of fat. You get more practice and a bigger meal- that way!!

While some organ meat is quite good, most human organs are just too foul to be
safely eaten. Brain is the most popular organ meat followed closely by kidneys. Avoid
eating the liver at all costs, as humans tend to abuse their livers and thus they are full
of lethal toxins.

Like other large animals, the average human will yield quite a lot of meat of various
qualities and types. Typical cuts are bicep steaks, rump roasts and thigh hams. Ribs
are very popular for the bar-b-q and fingers are great when tossed in a nice buffalo
wing coating and baked. Toes can also be a delicious treat, less healthy but much
sweeter than fingers. Females may be a less likely dish to take when it comes to toes
due to the toxic paint they place upon them, however if you see one in flip flops
without this paint, feel obliged to devour them.

If you're looking for some delicious hams, look no further than your local school .
Girls at the ages of 10-15 and boys at the ages of 10 -12 have perfectly sized thighs
that make excellent meals. Simply add spices and sugar and voila. Calves also make
good drumsticks. Breaded, fried, oiled, buttered and plane taste phenomenal. Males
tend to have tough calves that may be chewy, especially to me, however they are less
fatty sometimes. However, for softer sweeter and sometimes juicier meat, look for
girls. Athletes tend to have more leg meat thus more food. Soccer players,
cheerleaders, gymnasts, runners, etc. all have perfect leg meat.

This is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full
figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any field, there are a number of
methods to the practice, and you may wish to view this as a set of suggestions rather
than concrete rules. You will notice that the carving of the larger or "commercial"
cuts down into smaller specific or "retail" cuts will be only mentioned in passing, and
not concentrated upon. Also, the use of human fat and viscera is generally avoided,
and left only to the most experimental chef. These choices, along with recipes and
serving suggestions, are nearly infinite in variety, and we leave them to you. We've
found these guidelines to be simple and functional, but recognize that there is always
room for improvement and we welcome your suggestions.
Before getting to the main task, it must be mentioned that the complete rendering of
the human carcass requires a fairly large amount of time, effort, and space. If the
consumer does not wish to go through the ordeal of processing and storing the bulk of
the entire animal, an easy alternative is as follows. Simply saw through one or both
legs at the points directly below the groin and a few inches above the knee. Once
skinned, these portions may then be cut into round steaks of the carver's preferred
thickness, cut into fillets, deboned for a roast, etc. Meat for several meals is thus
readily obtained without the need for gutting and the complexities of preparing the
entire form.

The human being (also referred to throughout culinary history as "long pig" and
"hairless goat" in the case of younger specimens) is not generally thought of as a
staple food source. Observing the anatomy and skeleton, one can see that the animal is
neither built nor bred for its meat, and as such will not provide nearly as much flesh as
a pig or cow (for example, an average 1000 pound steer breaks down to provide 432
pounds of saleable beef). The large central pelvis and broad shoulder blades also
interfere with achieving perfect cuts. There are advantages to this however, especially
due to the fact that the typical specimen will weigh between 100-200 pounds, easily
manipulated by one person with sufficient leverage.

Here the caution in choosing your meal must be mentioned. It is VERY

IMPORTANT to remember that animals raised for slaughter are kept in tightly
controlled environments with their health and diet carefully maintained. Humans are
not. Thus not only is the meat of each person of varying quality, but people are also
subject to an enormous range of diseases, infections, chemical imbalances, and
poisonous bad habits, all typically increasing with age. Also as an animal ages, the
meat loses its tenderness, becoming tough and stringy. No farm animal is ever
allowed to age for thirty years. Six to thirteen months old is a more common
slaughtering point. You will obviously want a youthful but mature physically fit
human in apparently good health. A certain amount of fat is desirable as "marbling" to
add a juicy, flavourful quality to the meat. We personally prefer firm Caucasian
females in their early twenties. These are "ripe". But tastes vary, and it is a very large
herd.

The butcher will need a fairly roomy space in which to work (an interior location is
suggested), and a large table for a butcher's block. A central overhead support will
need to be chosen or installed ahead of time to hang the carcass from. Large tubs or
barrels for blood and waste trimmings should be convenient, and a water source close
by. Most of the work can be done with a few simple tools: sharp, clean short and long
bladed knives, a cleaver or hatchet, and a hacksaw.

Body Preparation: Acquiring your subject is up to you. For best results and health,
freshness is imperative. A living human in captivity is optimal, but not always
available. When possible make sure the animal has no food for 48 hours, but plenty of
water. This fasting helps flush the system, purging stored toxins and bodily wastes, as
well as making bleeding and cleaning easier. Under ideal conditions, the specimen
will then be stunned into insensitivity. Sharp unexpected blows to the head are best,
tranquilizers not being recommended as they may taint the flavour of the meat. If this
is not possible without exciting the animal and causing a struggle (which will pump a
greater volume of blood and secretions such as adrenaline throughout the body), a
single bullet through the middle of the forehead or back of the skull will suffice.

Hanging: Once the animal is unconscious or dead, it is ready to be hoisted. Get the
feet up first, then the hands, with the head down. This is called the "Gein
configuration". Simple loops of rope may be tied around the hands and feet and then
attached to a crossbar or overhead beam. Or, by making a cut behind the Achilles
tendon, a meat-hook may be inserted into each ankle for hanging support. The legs
should be spread so that the feet are outside the shoulders, with the arms roughly
parallel to the legs. This provides access to the pelvis, and keeps the arms out of the
way in a ready position for removal. It's easiest to work if the feet are slightly above
the level of the butcher's head.

Bleeding: Place a large open vessel beneath the animal's head. With a long-bladed
knife, start at one corner of the jaw and make a deep "ear-to-ear" cut through the neck
and larynx to the opposite side. This will sever the internal and external carotid
arteries, the major blood vessels carrying blood from the heart to the head, face, and
brain. If the animal is not yet dead, this will kill it quickly, and allow for the blood to
drain in any case. After the initial rush of blood, the stream should be controllable and
can be directed into a receptacle. Drainage can be assisted by massaging the
extremities down in the direction of the trunk, and by compressing and releasing,
"pumping", the stomach. A mature specimen will contain almost six litres of blood.
There is no use for this fluid, unless some source is waiting to use it immediately for
ritual purposes. It acts as an emetic in most people if drunk, and it must be mentioned
here that because of the eternal possibility of AIDS it is recommended that for safety's
sake all blood should be considered to be contaminated and disposed of in some
fashion. It is not known whether an HlV-infected human's flesh is dangerous even if
cooked, but this is another item to consider when choosing a specimen, someone in
the low-risk strata.

Beheading: When the bleeding slows, preparation for decapitation can be started.
Continue the cut to the throat around the entire neck, from the jawline to the back of
the skull. Once muscle and ligament have been sliced away, the head can be cleanly
removed by gripping it on either side and twisting it off, separation occurring where
the spinal cord meets the skull. This is indicative of the method to be used for
dividing other bones or joints, in that the meat should generally be cut through first
with a knife, and the exposed bone then separated with a saw or cleaver. The merits of
keeping the skull as a trophy are debatable for two principal reasons. First, a human
skull may call suspicious attention to the new owner. Secondly, thorough cleaning is
difficult due to the large brain mass, which is hard to remove without opening the
skull. The brain is not good to eat. Removing the tongue and eyes, skinning the head,
and placing it outside in a wire cage may be effective. The cage allows small
scavengers such as ants and maggots to cleanse the flesh from the bones, while
preventing it being carried off by larger scavengers, such as dogs and children. After a
sufficient period of time, you may retrieve the skull and boil it in a dilute bleach
solution to sterilize it and wash away any remaining tissue.

Skinning: After removing the head, wash the rest of the body down. Because there is
no major market for human hides, particular care in removing the skin in a single
piece is not necessary, and makes the task much easier. The skin is in fact a large
organ, and by flaying the carcass you not only expose the muscular configuration, but
also get rid of the hair and the tiny distasteful glands which produce sweat and oil. A
short-bladed knife should be used to avoid slicing into muscle and viscera. The skin is
composed of two layers, an outer thinner one with a thicker tissue layer below it.
When skinning, first score the surface, cutting lightly to be sure of depth and
direction. The diagram of the skinning pattern is an example of strip-style skinning,
dividing the surface into portions easy to handle. Reflect the skin by lifting up and
peeling back with one hand, while bringing the knife in as flat to the skin as possible
to cut away connective tissue. The external genitals present only a small obstacle. In
the male the penis and scrotum can be pulled away from the body and severed, in the
female the outer lips skinned as the rest of the body. It is important to leave the anus
untouched at this point, and a circle of skin should be left around it. You need not
bother skinning the hands and feet, these portions not being worth the effort unless
you plan to pickle them or use them in soup. The skin can be disposed of, or made
into fried rinds. Boil the strips and peel away the outer layer, then cut into smaller
pieces and deep-fat fry in boiling oil until puffy and crisp. Dust with garlic salt,
paprika and cayenne pepper.

Gutting: The next major step is complete evisceration of the carcass. To begin, make a
cut from the solar plexus, the point between the breastbone and stomach, almost to the
anus. Be very careful not to cut into the intestines, as this will contaminate the
surrounding area with bacteria and possibly faeces (if this does happen, cleanse
thoroughly). A good way to avoid this is to use the knife inside the abdominal wall,
blade facing toward you, and making cautious progress.

Make a cut around the anus, or "bung", and tie it off with twine. This also prevents
contamination, keeping the body from voiding any material left in the bowel. With a
saw, cut through the pubic bone, or "aitch". The lower body is now completely open,
and you can begin to pull the organ masses (large and small intestines, kidneys, liver,
stomach) out and cut them away from the back wall of the body.

For the upper torso, first cut through the diaphragm around the inner surface of the
carcass. This is the muscular membrane which divides the upper, or thoracic, and the
lower abdominal cavities. Remove the breastbone, cutting down to the point on each
side where it connects to the ribs, and then sawing through and detaching it from the
collar bone. Some prefer to cut straight through the middle, depending on the ideas
you have for cuts in the final stages. The heart and lungs may be detached and the
throat cut into to remove the larynx and trachea. Once all of the inner organs have
been removed, trim away any blood vessels or remaining pieces of connective tissue
from the interior of the carcass, and wash out thoroughly.

Remove the Arms: Actual butchering of the carcass is now ready to begin. Cut into
the armpit straight to the shoulder, and remove the arm bone, the humerus, from the
collar bone and shoulder blade. Chop the hand off an inch or so above the wrist. Most
of the meat here is between elbow and shoulder, as the muscle groups are larger here
and due to the fact that there are two bones in the forearm. Men tend to exercise this
part of their body, so if you catch one, you will find a lot of good meat on the arm,
especially in the bicep region, that will easily be enough for steaks. Another way of
cutting this portion is to cut away the deltoid muscle from the upper arm near the
shoulder (but leaving it attached to the trunk) before removing the limb. This
decreases the percentage of usable meat on the arm, but allows a larger shoulder strip
when excising the shoulder blade. Purely a matter of personal preference. Cut into and
break apart the joint of the elbow, and the two halves of each arm are now ready for
carving servings from. Human flesh should always be properly cooked before eating.

Halving the Carcass: The main body is now ready to be split. Some like to saw
straight through the spine from buttocks to neck. This leaves the muscle fibre
encasing the vertebrae on the end of the ribs. The meat here however is tightly
wrapped about the bone, and we find it more suitable (if used at all) when boiled for
soup. Thus, our preferred method is to completely remove the entire backbone by
cutting and then sawing down either side from the tailbone on through.

Quartering the Carcass: The halves may now be taken down, unless your preparation
table or butcher block is very short. This is inadequate, and you will have to quarter
while hanging, slicing through the side at a point of your choosing between rib cage
and pelvis. Now is also the time to begin thinking about how you would like to serve
the flesh, as this will determine the style of cuts you are about to make. These will
also be greatly affected by the muscular configuration (physical fitness) of your
specimen. First, chop the feet off at a point about three inches up from the ankle. The
bones are very thick where the leg connects to the foot. You will want to divide the
side of meat into two further principal portions: the ribs and shoulder, and the half-
pelvis and leg. In between is the "flank" or belly, which may be used for fillets or
steaks, if thick enough, or even bacon strips if you wish to cut this thinly. Thin and
wide strips of flesh may also be rolled, and cooked to serve as a roast. Trim away
along the edge of the ribs, and then decide whether you will cut steaks from the flank
into the thighs and rump, and carve accordingly.

Cutting the Top Quarter: Although not actually 25% of the meat you will get, this is
designated as one-fourth of the carcass as divided into major portions. You may trim
away the neck, or leave it to be connected with the shoulder, or "chuck". The first
major step with this mass is to remove the shoulder blade and the collar bone. The
best and easiest way we have found is to just cut along the outline of the shoulder
blade, removing the meat on top and then dislocating the large bone. To excise the
collar bone make an incision along its length and then cut and pry it away. Depending
upon the development of the breast, you may decide it qualifies as a "brisket" and
remove it before cutting the ribs. In the female the breast is composed largely of
glands and fatty tissue, and despite its appetizing appearance is rather inedible. The
ribs are the choice cut of the quarter. An perennial favourite for barbecuing, you may
divide into sections of several ribs each and cook them as is, divide the strip in half
for shorter ribs, or even carve rib steaks if the muscle mass is sufficient.

Cutting the Lower Quarter: This is where most of the meat is, humans being upright
animals. The muscle mass is largest in the legs and rump. The bulk is so
comparatively large here that you can do just about anything with it. The main pieces
are the buttock or rump and the upper leg, the thigh. Our typical division is to cut the
leg off at the bottom of the buttock, then chop away the bony mass of the knee, at
places two to three inches away in either direction. Before doing this, however, you
may want to remove the whole calf muscle from the back of the lower leg, as this is
the best cut in its area. The upper leg is now ready for anything, most especially some
beautiful, thick round steaks. The rump will have to be carved from the pelvis in a
rather triangular piece. The legs attach at the hip at a forward point on the body, so
there will be little interference as you carve along the curve of the pelvis. Remaining
meat will be on the thighs in front of the pelvis.

And that's basically it. An average freezer provides plenty of storage space, or you
may even wish to build a simple old-fashioned smokehouse (just like an outhouse,
with a stone fire-pit instead of a shitter). Offal and other waste trimmings can be
disposed of in a number of ways, burial, animal feed, and puree and flush being just a
few. Bones will dry and become brittle after being baked an oven, and can be
pulverized.
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1pm - Arrival of guests, food

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2.30pm – Games, socialising

3.30pm – Powerpoint Presentation

4pm – Q & A, Open mic session

5pm – Prizes for games

6pm – Film screening “Somos Lo Que Hay”

(“We Are What We Are”)

8pm – Cannibal Day draws to a close

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