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Jailbirds have been breaking into prisons in ireland and scotland this week. One intruder broke into a prison to have a drink with a jailed friend. Another prisoner escaped and was caught after gardai spotted him thumbing a lift on the Arklow bypass.
Jailbirds have been breaking into prisons in ireland and scotland this week. One intruder broke into a prison to have a drink with a jailed friend. Another prisoner escaped and was caught after gardai spotted him thumbing a lift on the Arklow bypass.
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Jailbirds have been breaking into prisons in ireland and scotland this week. One intruder broke into a prison to have a drink with a jailed friend. Another prisoner escaped and was caught after gardai spotted him thumbing a lift on the Arklow bypass.
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No 12: Worst excuse for route for contraband into jail. In that case they would have been breaking into jail dealing with a stool pigeon.
BEFORE we begin this week’s
ramble, we would like to advise Most successful readers that this column is not about Dustin and the Eurovision. That said, jailbirds we’d also like to issue an appeal: In 1848, nine Young Ireland patriots please vote for him to represent us. were sentenced to be hung, drawn We haven’t got a hope of winning the and quartered for treason. Their fate main event any more, so why not take made headlines worldwide and, as the mickey out of it? End of appeal. protests mounted, Queen Victoria Along with Dustin, two other bird- was forced to commute the sentence related stories caught our eye last to transportation for life to Australia. week. These concerned jailbirds Twenty-six years later, cheery old rather than singing ones. Vic nearly choked when she learned At 2am last Friday week an that the ‘Sir Charles Duffy’ who had intruder carrying a bottle of vodka just been elected prime minister of broke into Shelton Abbey prison, Australia was the same Duffy she had Wicklow, to have a drink with a jailed shipped off to the world’s largest friend. He woke up other prisoners open-air prison. and when he couldn’t find his chum Furious, she demanded to know he walked out, unchallenged. what had happened to the rest of the Later that morning his friend, who men. Here’s what she discovered: had heard about the visit, legged it Thomas Meagher was governor of fearing he might be in trouble. Montana, Terrence McManus and Then on Sunday another prisoner Pat Donahue were brigadier generals escaped and was caught after gardaí in the US army, Richard O’Gorman spotted him thumbing a lift on the was governor general of Arklow bypass. The desperate fugitive Newfoundland, Morris Lyene was made a break for it, jumped a barrier attorney general of Australia and was and dropped several feet into a marsh. succeeded by his comrade Michael He ended up being rescued by the fire Ireland, John Mitchell was a brigade. prominent New York politician and With all this news of prisoners D’Arcy McGee had become president breaking out and non-prisoners Get of her dominion of Canada. breaking in, we offer you a crime stuffed: “D’Arcy McGee!” roared the themed column this week. First up is... this Queen, to which her prime minister column is replied, “Language, madam!” not about Most desperate reverse Dustin getaway Best Excuse for ON 25 January 2007, Wexford desperado had made his getaway... in to fit in the garda car. breaking into jail District Court gave a 25-year-old man a wheelchair. Laois has two prisons but – In the summer of 2006, a Cork a six-month suspended sentence for When incredibly – doesn’t have one single District Court judge asked if he was stealing a car and a €300 fine for paddywagon. hearing things correctly when told failing to provide a breathalyser test. Best description of a asked why Faced with this dilemma the gardaí that the man before him had tried to The pickled culprit had nicked the vehicle after falling asleep on the bus prison he was came up with a novel solution – they hired a farm trailer to put him in. break into the city’s jail. Prison officers were amazed to see the home and missing his stop. According to renowned website, The suspect was tied in to the 21-year-old emerging out of the What makes this case noteworthy is Planet Ware (“your unlimited travel attempting trailer and slowly driven through darkness having climbed the 20ft that the thief’s home, on this occasion, guide to the world”), Shelton Abbey is Portarlington as stunned locals exterior wall. The Reverse Fugitive was Shelton Abbey, where he was worth paying a visit to. Here’s what to break looked on. was about to scale the inner wall serving time for some unspecified they say about it: “The R747 heads Innovative police tactics like this when he was nabbed. offence (possibly car theft?). northwest along the River Avoca. To into jail, he are nothing new in Laois. In 2006 it When asked why he was The criminal mastermind made his the right of it stands Shelton Abbey, was reported that, due to the attempting to break into jail, he dramatic dash to incarceration after now a state forestry school, set in a replied that unavailability of any patrol cars, two replied that he was taking a shortcut missing a weekend release deadline. park with magnificent rhododendrons officers had been forced to speed off home. He was walking by at 2am, he and other beautiful shrubs.” he was to a crime scene... in a taxi. explained, when he found a ladder up One doubts the American visitor It was the county’s first major against the wall and decided to climb Most pathetic getaway will find too many pansies there taking a operation by Cab. into the jail to save time. Mexican musicians Rodrigo y though.(www.planetware.com/ireland The court also heard that, by Gabriela were the victims of a /shelton-abbey-irl-wi-shab.htm) shortcut Smallest jailbird remarkable coincidence, he was mugger shortly after arriving in being sought by the gardaí about Dublin. The pair were busking on Most paddy of home The phrase “as a free as a bird” didn’t another matter at the time. Could he Grafton Street when a thief rolled up apply to one inmate doing time in have been breaking into jail to avoid and stole all the money from their guitar case right before their eyes. paddywagons Portlaoise prison in May 2007. During a clampdown on contraband, officers being caught and sent to jail? He got off, relatively lightly, with a The embarrassed guitarists The long arm of the law wasn’t long uncovered drugs, mobile phones... suspended sentence for trespassing, decided not to challenge him. enough to deal with one criminal in and a budgie. as he hadn’t gained entry to any of the “We just thought ‘whatever’. We January 2007. They were relieved to find that the prison’s wings. didn’t stop playing,” Rodrigo Sanchez The suspected robber, who had bird hadn’t been smuggled in secreted Wings? That reminds us: go on said afterwards, revealing how the been caught shoplifting, was too tall in somebody’s posterior – the normal Dustin, you good thing.