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A cappella
An oversubscribed-to vocal and social activity. If you live near the Wayland or Morriss-Champlin arches, you might want to invest in soundproofing your room.

Absolute Quiet Room

Tucked on the bottom floor of the Rock, this room is just as serious about silence as its name suggests. Friendships and romances have ended after one party had the audacity to talk in there. (See Rock)

A.B.
The bachelor of arts degree most of you will leave with. Everyone else calls it a B.A.

ADOCH A.B.-Sc.B.
This five-year program will get you two count em, two! degrees before you leave. A Day on College Hill. A lot of you probably came to this spring event right after acceptance letters went out. We eschew homework for a day, act cool, collegiate and cheerful and throw parties that are unusually large for Tuesday nights. This is not necessarily indicative of life at Brown.

Annmary Brown Memorial

The creepy building next door to Health Services is an actual tomb, complete with bodies the tomb closes at 5 p.m. so Annmary and her husband can consummate their love, even in death. Annmarys final resting place now serves foremost as a location from which the brothers of Delta Tau can conveniently funnel beers.

Banner

Binder, Dave

A Spring Weekend tradition. He sings mediocre but endearing covers The Universitys computerized student record system. The interface makes AOL dial-up circa of bachelorette party favorites to 1996 look like an iPhone. (See Mocha) hordes of drunken Brown students on Wriston Quad every year.

Blogdailyherald
The online center of life on campus and the number one source for finding out which television shows have made fun of Brown recently.

(See Spring Weekend, Wriston Quadrangle)

BDS
Brown Dining Services tries to make itself beloved with corn husking competitions and dining hall theme days. Sometimes it even succeeds. The food isnt as bad as people say, nor is it as good as youll want it to be. Also, inventors of the (in)famous Polynesian Ratatouille.

(See Brown Daily Herald)

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Blue Room, the
Browns version of Starbucks. Newly renovated, its the Brown eatery the University wants visitors to see. Its muffins and focaccia sandwiches are favorites.

Illustrations by Bridget Sauer

BOLT
Brown Outdoor Leadership Training is a unique opportunity to learn how to tie a truckers hitch, avoid the sophomore slump and bury your poop with a trowel. Five days in the White Mountains of New Hampshire with nine strangers right before the start of sophomore year its probably better than whatever you had planned for the last week of summer 2012.

Brown Band
Much like your high school marching band. Except without the emphasis on marching. Or music, for that matter. But the musicians use profanity, their uniforms have flair and the group is the only college band that does shows on ice skates during hockey season.

BSR
Brown Student Radio, WBRU-FMs estranged hipster cousin, broadcasts in the evenings, seven days a week. The station is so underground that it can only be heard on its website, bsrlive.com. (See WBRU)

Brown Daily Herald, The

The finest daily publication in this fair republic. Published since 1866, daily since 1891, The Herald is financially and editorially independent from the University, is available free all over campus and covers University and city news, opinion, arts and sports. Plus, Sudoku!

BTV
Brown Television, home to student-produced television shows, second-run movies and endless replays of the last big speaker to hit Salomon Hall.

BuDS
BuDS student employees ubiquitous red hats make them as adorable as their acronym. BuDS workers staff campus eateries patiently taking sandwich orders, swiping meal cards and restocking shelves. Be nice, and you may not get charged extra for the fresh mozzarella on your Gate panini. (See Gate)

CAC
Also known as the Perry and Marty Granoff Center for the Creative Arts, or just the Granny. Its brand-new and fancy garnering a rave architectural review in the New York Times. Thirty-eight million dollars will get you a basement movie theater, a recording studio and an avant-garde aesthetic straight out of Minority Report. So who needs financial aid anyway?

Bus tunnel, the

Technically the Rumford Bus Tunnel, it goes through College Hill (literally), from Starbucks to the intersection of Waterman and North Main streets. Dont try walking through the tunnel. Just dont. You will never be heard from again.

Cover illustration by Bridget Sauer and Ethan Zisson

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CFF
Chicken Finger Friday. Beloved weekly lunch at the VDub and one of the only reasons to stay on meal plan after your first year. Responsible for an estimated 13 of the Freshman 15. (See V-Dub)

Cianci,Vincent a.k.a. Buddy

The renowned, longest-serving former mayor of Providence, who got out of the slammer in 2007. First elected in 1974, he resigned in 1984 after pleading no contest to assaulting his wifes lover with a fireplace log (!), proceeded to host a radio show for a few years and was then reelected in 1990 until he was convicted of federal crimes in 2002. Legend has it Buddy used to ride up to Brown frat parties on a white horse during his first term. He could often be seen playing cymbals with the Brown Band at football games. Recently, his exploits have been documented in The Prince of Providence, a book by ProJo reporter Mike Stanton, BUDDY The Rise and Fall of Americas Most Notorious Mayor, an Emmy-award winning documentary, and Buddy Cianci: The Musical. In 2008, he made an appearance at The Heralds annual and equally notorious November banquet.

CIT
The Thomas J. Watson Center for Information Technology. If you dont have a printer, youll be spending a lot of time here. But only $30 worth of time. (Computer Science concentrators, expect to spend closer to $200,000 worth of time here.)

(See Brown Daily Herald, ProJo)

Carberry, Josiah
Browns legendary professor of psychoceramics the study of cracked pots. He does not exist. Dont let anyone convince you otherwise. He also has Browns online library system and the only double chicken patty sandwich available at a Rhode Island fast food restaurant named after him. (See Jos)

Cicilline, David 83
Rhode Islands gay, Jewish, Italian, first district Congressional representative and former Providence mayor, whos also a Brown alum. As an undergrad, he co-founded the Brown Democrats with John F. Kennedy Jr. 83. Soon after he left the mayors office for Washington in January, it came to light that the citys finances are in far worse shape than Providences citizens had been led to believe. Sucks for the next guy. (See Taveras, Angel and Kennedy, John

Fitzgerald Jr. 83)

Coffee Milk
The official state drink of Rhode Island. Its basically chocolate milk made with a sweet, coffee-flavored syrup. Its fucking delicious and scarcely available outside of the state, so drink up while you still can.

College Hill
Youre standing on it. Or sitting. Whatever.

Concentration
In the rest of the world, this is called a major.

(See New Curriculum)

College Hill Independent, the

College Hills weekly news rag, but more importantly, The Heralds chief kickball competitor. Also the de facto headquarters of Browns hipster population.

Corporation, the
In October, February and May, the cabal of rich men and women who really run Brown meet in Sayles Hall to decide our future. You dont know who the members of the Brown Corporation are, and thats probably just how they like it.

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CPR Federal Hill

CPR

1. Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation. 2. Course Performance Report, a written evaluation of your performance in a class. You can request one of those Rhode Islands third-largest city, but youll from any professor, either in addition to a letter grade or to supplement an probably never go there. Most notable for S in an S/NC class. (See New Curriculum, S/NC) serving as the inspiration for the city of Quahog in Family Guy.

Cranston

Credit / Meal credit

Getting into Brown is only half the intellectual battle: Figuring out how to purchase food on campus most effectively in the face of Browns byzantine and utterly illogical meal plan setup makes organic chemistry look like a game of Go Fish. One meal credit will get you into the Ratty or the V-Dub or purchase $6.30 worth of food at Jos or the Gate. Some plans offer a lot of points with fewer meals, whereas others will give you a set number of meals per week and fewer points.

Dating
If you live in Perkins, you might not date your unit-mates, but you are statistically doomed to marry one of them. The rest of you are just doomed. (See Perkins)

Due Date
It is always flexible. Even when the professor swears otherwise. (See Extension)

(See Flex point, the Gate, Jos, Ratty, V-Dub)

DPS

The Department of Public Safety. As Brown is to the Ivy League, DPS is to a real police department. Technically they have full police powers, but they dont really use them. Expect stern warnings for the most part. If theyre really grumpy, theyll wait outside of Spiritus to accost underage drinkers. Dont push them too far though: They have armored Segway scooters, and theyre (See Spiritus) not afraid to use them.

Endowment, small
The reason behind most of the Universitys financial problems in bed. Prepare for many similar jokes over your next four years, especially after our endowment shrank by about $800 million in the wake of the 2009 financial crisis.

EMS
EMS stands for Emergency Medical Services. It also stands for Eastern Mountain Sports. Call the wrong one, and instead of getting a stomach pump, youll be getting a thermos and a GPS system to help you stumble home.

Fall Weekend
Pretty much everyone else calls this Columbus Day. We Brownies arent so keen on Christopher and his colonizing ways, so we have the terribly vague Fall Weekend. Spring Weekend it is not. But still, a day off from classes. (See Spring Weekend)

Extension
You will most likely ask for at least one of these in your time at Brown. Make up a good reason, and youll probably get it. Even when the professor says at the beginning of the year that he or she never gives extensions. (See Due Date)

Faunce House
Since its reopening in Fall 2010, it has housed the Stephen Robert 62 Campus Center. Home to the Blue Room, study spaces, a printing cluster, the Underground and those famous stairs at the top of the Main Green where hipsters can see and be seen. (See Blue Room, Main Green,

Federal Hill
Providences Little Italy, they like to say. Since its only really one street (Atwells Avenue), you can get great pasta, delicious cannoli and vengeance for your brothers murder all in one place.

Underground)

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Fish Co.
The late, legendary South Water Street dive bar whose Wednesday Brown nights were the site of most of the bad decisions made by first-years past. The Co. went belly up late last year and has since been replaced by a marginally classier bar. Everyone still calls it Fish Co. (or Whis Co.) and goes there to get trashed on Wednesdays. (See Whiskey Republic)

First-years
You. Everybody else calls them freshmen.

Flex point
These little beauties come as part of your meal plan or can be purchased from BDS for $1 per point. All on-campus eateries take them.

First-year seminars
Take one while you can, you lucky bastards.

FriSC

Front Green / Quiet Green

A good place for reading or making out on pleasant days. Rumor has it the University has had a rule on the books since the 1960s that you can be naked here.

Unveiled in January 2007, the Friedman Study Center is a 24-hour haven for procrastinators. Its housed in the basement of the SciLi and decorated in a sort of 1960s-futuristic style. In other words, lots of lime green and oddly-shaped furniture. (See SciLi)

Gate, the
The couch-infested rec room of Pembroke Campus. Simply decent pizza becomes stellar when you can buy it with meal credits instead of actual money. (See Credit,

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GCB
The Graduate Center Bar, an actual bar buried in the basement of Grad Center. A good place to go on a weeknight to split a pitcher of beer and a game of pool. Its $30 to become a member, but stay away if youre under 21 unlike most bars in Providence, they dont take fake IDs. (See Graduate Center)

Pembroke)

Graduate Center
Grad Center has all the charm of a sterile, riotproof bunker but without the sterility. Home to many of Browns sophomores, this five-building abomination has been plaguing the campus aesthetic since it was constructed, or by some accounts, assembled from Lincoln Logs. The only valuable thing about this structure is the land it is currently devaluing.

IMP
1. International Mentoring Program to help firstyear international students adjust to studying and living in the United States. 2. The wee folk who work long into the night in the bowels of the Ratty to make us delicious magic bars. (See Magic bars)

Hutchings-Votey Organ
Located in Sayles, its the largest one in the world! We suspect there arent many H-V organs in the world.

IPTV
We can watch TV on our computers, but we still complain that there are too few channels.

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Ivy Room, the Kennedy Jr.

Ivy Room, the

A popular lunch spot for those lucky few with flex points to spare, the Ivy Room turns into an all-vegetarian eatery at night. The falafel may not be authentic, but whatever it is, its worth the long line. (See Flex points)

J. Walter Wilson
Houses the Mail Room, classrooms and lots of administrative offices. Everyone walks through it a few times a week, so student groups camp out in the lobby to pester passersby to sign petitions and buy baked goods.

Jean, Wyclef

Internationally acclaimed musical artist, former member of the Fugees and current fellow in the Department of Africana Studies. Its unclear what duties are entailed by the latter distinction, other than swooping in at the last minute to save Spring Weekend 2011 from the suckitude that was Diddy Dirty Money. (See Spring Weekend)

Jos
Technically Josiahs, the snack bar of choice for residents south of the Main Green. Located on the ground floor of New Dorm A, its the home of wraps, snacks and delicious fried foods especially the Carberry.

John Hay Library, the

One of those very collegiate libraries in which you feel like you shouldnt touch anything. Its Reading Room is being expanded into a larger study center this year. The Hay has many rare collections and is home to the University Archives, for you soon-to-be Brown history buffs.

(See Main Green, New Dorm and Carberry, Josiah)

Kennedy, John Fitzgerald Jr. 83

Were glad he broke the family trend of Harvard attendance. Yes, he kept a pig in his dorm.

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Lincoln Field
The green between Sayles Hall and Thayer Street. The upper section is perfect for studying, while the lower part is often the site of football and Frisbee games.

LiSci
The glass and steel behemoth between main campus and Pembroke campus, formally known as the Sidney E. Frank Hall for the Life Sciences. The logical extension of the Walk runs through it. Alternately, you could call it SiFHaLiS. (See Frank 42, Sidney E.)

Louis
A Brook Street restaurant you will inevitably discover at 5 a.m., and hopefully youll remember it, too. Try the grilled muffins.

Magaziner, Ira 69 P06 P07 P10

The New Curriculum was his brainchild while he was an undergraduate. Now hes the mastermind behind the Clinton Foundation.

Magic Bars
One of the few delicious desserts at the Ratty. No, they dont have weed in them. But they do have coconut, chocolate, graham cracker and probably enough trans fats to kill a small animal. Tasty. (See Ratty)

Main Green

(See New Curriculum)

If you havent figured out what this is, go home.

Mocha
After the advent of Banner, the smarties over in Computer Science created their own, much more user-friendly scheduling site. Banner has since copied Mochas course scheduling interface, but Mocha still kicks its ass. Using it during registration (mochacourses. brown.edu) will make your life infinitely easier. (See Banner, Shopping Period)

Meiklejohn

MCM
The Depar tment of Modern Culture and Media. Also the kickball roster for the College Hill Dependent and the site of many a pretentious discussion of Godard.

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Pronounced like nickeljohn, but with an M. Alexander Meiklejohn was a professor of philosophy. Meiklejohns are now the upper-class counselors who dish straight truth on anything you need to know about academics at Brown.

Naked Donut Run

(See College Hill Independent)

MPC
Minority Peer Counselor. The counselors who are specially trained to advise first-year students on minority issues.

On the last night of reading period, dedicated scholars in the Rock and the SciLi get a special treat: donuts! Made doubly delicious by the (See Rock, SciLi) awkward nudes that hand them to you.

New Pembroke
Allegedly built in 1970 by a disgruntled Brown student with a vendetta against the University and a penchant for riot-proofing. Its a concrete jungle decorated with a metallic pipe bear face, viewed most clearly from the terrace of NP1. Residents of da Broke will also be privileged to the ups (CVS and East Side Pockets) and downs (drag racing motorbikes and screaming drunks) of living on Thayer Street. A 24-hour study space opened a couple years ago, making NP life just a little more tolerable. (See Pembroke)

New Dorm
Not so new anymore (it opened in 1991), the former Thayer Street quad is officially called Vartan Gregorian Quad but dont call it that. The two buildings contain upperclassmen suites, often coveted living space for juniors. Building A is (See Jos) home to Jos, a campus snack bar.

New Curriculum
This is what allows you take whatever classes you want and potentially graduate without having taken a single one of them for a grade. Its 40 years old, but we still call it new. Go figure.

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9 a.m.
Too early for class. Dont even ask about AB hour.

OMAC
Olney-Margolies Athletic Center. Your high school gym had more and better equipment. Lucky for you, a brand new fitness center is slated to open next semester.

Orientation
Enjoy this while it lasts being overscheduled will never be this relaxing again.

Pacifica House
Browns one and only secret society. So secret, in fact, that you can visit its website.

Orwig
Underused but beautiful music library; only open until 10 p.m.

Parking space
Something youll never find in Providence, anywhere. And certainly not overnight or for more than two hours.

Pawtucket
A city bordering Providence pronounced puhTUCKet, not PAWtucket. The locals tend to get rabid if you say it wrong. The movie Outside Providence takes place here.

Patriots Court
An extension of Wriston Quad. A bit quieter, in theory. Otherwise unremarkable.

Pembroke
The northern part of Browns campus used to be Pembroke College, an all-female coordinate to Brown. The official merge occurred in 1971, though under-the-table sexiling had been going on for years. Legend has it that if you walk over the seal on the steps leading up to the college, your next sexual encounter will result in impregnation. Or youll meet the person youre supposed to marry here at Brown. Or both. We cant remember. (See Sexile)

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(See Wriston Quadrangle)

Perkins
1. A beloved pancake restaurant that has not yet made it east of New York. 2. A firstyear dorm that is nearly as far away as the nearest Perkins Restaurant. We hope you brought mopeds.

PLME
Browns Program in Liberal Medical Education lets you go straight into the Medical School without ever taking the MCATs or second-semester organic chemistry. Pronounced phonetically, like plee-me.

Plan for Academic Enrichment

Ruths vaguely sinister-sounding plan to ensure that your kids have a better Brown experience than you do. (See Simmons, Ruth)

postA weekly magazine and The Heralds rebellious kid sister. It comes out every Thursday and covers music, film, theater, food, politics and campus culture. (See Brown Daily Herald)

Power Street Garage

Formerly, one of the few lots where students could park. Now, thanks to development, a place to gaze wistfully as a shuttle whisks you to your car in a new lot far, far away. (See Parking space)

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Queer Alliance
The LGBTQ umbrella organization. One of the most visible student groups on campus, it focuses on making Brown a more positive space for queer students by providing a variety of educational and social programming. Along with one or two huge, risque, highly publicized parties that are sometimes attended by Fox (See Sex Power God) News producers.

Projo
The Providence Journal, Rhode Islands largest daily newspaper. Its reporters get very excited when big things happen in this tiny state. Remember that Survivor guy Richard? Yeah, the one from Newport. He was on the cover of the ProJo for four days straight. Oh, and theyve won some Pulitzers.

RC
1. The black sheep of the cola family. 2. Resident Counselor, the dedicated individual who will guide you through Orientation, help you adjust to college life and give you (almost) free condoms, then persuade you not to vomit on yourself (or your roommate) after your first trip to Wriston Quad.

Ratty
The Sharpe Refectory. According to legend, the full name got shortened to Rat Factory, and lazy Brown students took it a step further to its current cognomen. It has road signs for easy navigation, but watch out for bottlenecks and congestion. Love it it loves you.

Providence Place Mall

One of the crowning achievements of Buddy Ciancis mayoral administration, this sprawling shopping center provides almost everything you need in a 15-minute walk from campus. As long as everything you need can be found at chain stores, a multiplex and a food court.

(See Wriston Quadrangle, Orientation)

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Reading Period
Ten days off between when classes end and final exams begin. Youre supposed to finish up your work, but youll end up drinking a lot.

(See Cianci, Vincent a.k.a. Buddy)

Rhode Island
Officially, the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations. A recent push from activists and lawmakers to rid the state of the second part of its name, and all the icky connotations it carries, gained momentum but was defeated at the ballot box last year. So Lil Rhody is still the smallest state in the nation with the longest name and now its your home.

RISD
Rhode Island School of Design. Brown students can, at least in theory, take advantage of classes at RISD, but the lack of storage space and its wildly different schedule hinder most Brown students from heading halfway down College Hill. But those who make it into classes at RISD find them to be well worth the trouble.

(See College Hill)

Rock, the
The John D. Rockefeller Jr. 1898 Library. The main humanities library on campus where students spend more time hitting the books than they ever thought possible (probably more because they get lost in the cryptic, dimly lit stacks and less because theyre motivated). Be warned of the ear-piercing, closing-time bell and remember, if youre there to hear it, youve been working too long.

RIPTA
The bus. You can ride it for free with your Brown ID.

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S/NC Simmons, Ruth

S/NC
Satisfactory/No Credit. The option to take any class pass/ fail. Its one of the beauties of the New Curriculum.

SciLi, the
The Sciences Library. Fourteen stories, color-coded according to the pH system (The books get more basic as you go higher up), of books primarily in foreign languages. Playboy once named the 13th floor one of the most notorious make-out spots in America. (Ask an upperclassman about the SciLi challenge.) Also home to the Friedman Study Center. (See FriSC)

(See New Curriculum)

Sc.B.
Everyone else calls it a B.S.

SexPowerGod
The Queer Alliances annual, insane fall party. A producer from the OReilly Factor managed to get himself inside in 2005 to shoot footage and produced a segment calling Ruth and other university leaders pinheads. (See Queer Alliance and

Senior Week
Seniors last week of college a packed schedule of social events, parties and goodbyes in the days between finals and Commencement.

Simmons, Ruth)

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Sexile
A merger of the words exile and sex. This is what happens if you have a roommate who wants to invite a new friend over to spend the night. You end up sleeping on the floor in the lounge if you even have one.

Simmons, Ruth
Browns 18th president and the first black president of an Ivy League school. She and her red power suit have a cult-like following among students, and her Plan for Academic Enrichment will give this years firstyears everything we never had.

Shopping Period
Two-week-long period at the beginning of each semester during which you can try out any class that catches your eye and freely change your class registration. Try to finish up your shopping within a week, because professors will launch right into their courses. Everyone will tell you to shop as many classes as possible. You wont believe them, but you should. Also, everyone will tell you to shop classes that interest you and ignore concentration requirements and career considerations. You wont believe them, but you should.

(See Plan for Academic Enrichment)

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Spiritus
Spiritus Fermenti. The closest liquor store to campus, located right next to Pembroke at the intersection of Thayer and Meeting streets. The prices are high, but you cant beat the location.

Smitty B
Otherwise known as Smith-Buonanno Hall. One of the main academic buildings on Pembroke. (See Pembroke)

Spring Weekend
In a good year, Spring Weekend means big-name bands on our very own Main Green, couches on Wriston, lots of drinking and casual sex. In a bad year, expect lots of reverb inside the hockey arena.

Stadium
Its over a mile away. This would be a huge pain if anyone besides alums and the Brown Band went to football games. (See Brown Band)

(See Main Green, Wriston Quadrangle and Binder, Dave)

SunLab
Located on the first floor of the CIT, the SunLab is filled with high-powered workstations for computer science students. Good luck trying to get a computer on the night before a big CS project is due. Or on any Friday or Saturday night, for that matter. (See CIT)

T.A.
Teaching Assistant. They teach some introlevel language classes as well as some courses in math and other departments. Some are helpful. Some are useless. Some will end up dating your roommate. (See Dating)

Taveras, Angel
Took office in January as Providences first Latino mayor. Unfortunately, he went to Harvard.

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Thayer Street

Serving as the de-militarized zone between Brown and its realworld neighbors, this avenue was formerly home to a plethora of eclectic shops and a roving motorcycle gang. Now its a glorified food court.

Tom & Tom

The Juice Guys of Nantucket Nectars fame are dedicated Brown alums. One of the two Toms comes back every year to talk to Professor Emeritus of Engineering Barrett Hazeltines management classes.

Trolley, the
A bus disguised to look like a trolley, run by RIPTA, which goes from Thayer Street to Kennedy Plaza and Federal Hill. The other route goes, um, somewhere else. (See RIPTA)

Underground, the UCS

The Undergraduate Council of Students, which tries really, really hard to be an effective student governing body. An on-campus club, located in Faunce House. It used to be easy for under-21s to get drinks here, but the newly refurbished Underground now has no liquor license, after an administrative crackdown and an unpleasant debacle involving local high school students. The only reason to go is to hear student bands perform. (See Faunce House)

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Unitcest
A merger of the words unit and incest. Its when you hook up with someone in your unit. This is why Its Complicated exists on Facebook. (See Dating, Unit)

Unit
Groupings of first-years who all share the same RC, MPC and WPC. Most units live within the same residence hall, but Keeney has a weird system that no one even tries to understand. Units are most important during orientation, when they face off in the relay races, games and cheering contests of Unit Wars. Also, seniors relive their first-year Unit Wars during Senior Week, but this time the inebriation is legal.

(See MPC, RC, WPC, Orientation, Senior Week)

University Hall
Come here to meet with deans or visit Ruth during her office hours. The oldest building on campus, its on the National Register of Historic Places.

(See Simmons, Ruth)

V-Dub
The Verney-Woolley Dining Hall. The junior member of Browns dining halls, its smaller, more intimate, features a Now Thats What I Call Music! soundtrack and tends to draw mostly athletes and first-years.

Van Wickle Gates

So important that theyre only open twice a year. (Well, and for most of this summer. But theyre still really important.)

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Warwick
Second-largest city in the state. The airport is here. Not much else.

Watson Institute
The Watson Institute for International Studies. Home of world-renowned research and the international relations, development studies, Middle East studies, South Asian studies and Latin American studies concentrations. In an attempt to emulate Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts department, Watson has seen five directors in the past seven years.

WBRU
95.5 FM, one of the largest radio stations in southern New England and the oldest college radio station in America. Purported to be the original alt-rock. Were not arguing. (See BSR)

Whiskey Republic, the

The new bar in the beloved spot where Fish Co. once stood. Nostalgic students call this Whis Co., but modifying the name wont bring back the stripper poles.

Whispering Arch
Behind the greenhouse, theres a stone arch. Station a friend on one side of it, then go to the other side and whisper into it. Theyll be able to hear you as if you were blowing in their ear.

(See Fish Co.)

Wickenden Street and Wayland Square

Two non-Brown related commercial districts within walking distance. Wickenden is famous for its head shops and pubs. Wayland is known for its bookstores. Pick your poison, or mix and match.

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Wriston Quadrangle
Home to the Ratty and most of Browns fraternities and sororities (which are housed in on-campus residence halls, to the surprise of your friends back home). The lawn in the center of the quad turns into a weekly farmers market in the warmer months and a slip-and-slide during Spring Weekend. Center of on-campus partying youll see lines out the doors any Friday or Saturday night.

Williams, Roger
Founder of this great state, proponent of religious freedom and now a giant statue in Prospect Park.

(See Rhode Island)

WPC
Womens Peer Counselors, the third members of each first-year residence halls peer counseling trios (along with MPCs and RCs). WPCs focus on health, gender, sexuality and relationships, plus they provide condoms and dental dams.

(See Spring Weekend)

Writing Center
A place you can go to get one-on-one help editing or writing papers, staffed by graduate students in a variety of disciplines.

(See MPC, RC)

ZipCar
Short-term rental cars available at the Power Street Garage, as long as youre over 18. Kind of lame-looking but actually pretty useful. (See Power Street Garage)

Writing Fellows
Writing Fellows suck the pain out of throwing together a paper the night before its due by labeling said effort a draft and requiring that it be edited by a fellow student with superior writing talent.

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Youve got your first-year housing assignment, but what does it mean? You can scour the University website for campus maps and blueprints, but no amount of searching will tell you what lifes really like in each of these dorms. What about sunlight and gym access? Is it rowdy on weekends? Are the bathrooms clean?

Background illustration by Ethan Zisson

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Here is your unsanctioned Brown Daily Herald first-year dorm guide, with the inside scoop straight from reporters who lived, slept and lets face it had TAKEAWAY a little too much fun in these buildings.

Andrews Hall see East Andrews Hall; West Andrews Hall Archibald House see Keeney Quadrangle Bronson House see Keeney Quadrangle Champlin Hall
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Painfully far from the Ratty, Jos and the libraries.

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Champlin is close to Thayer Street, an elevator ride away from the V-Dub and first-floor rooms come outfitted with showers.

Champlin is a high-risk, high-reward dorm. Some Champlin champions get stuck in a medium-size third-floor room with an awkward shower-and-tub room, while others luck out with first-floor palaces some of the largest first-year rooms available. Champlins distance from most classrooms is a drag, but its easy access to the V-Dub partly makes up for its flaws. Chip Lebovitz

East Andrews Hall

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When the weathers nice, residents of Andrews Hall like to stand outside on the communal patio terrace and brag to each other about how much they are enjoying their convenient in-room sinks. The positive facets of East Andrews help take the edge off both the pain of Pembroke weekends when the simultaneous closure of the V-Dub and the Gate necessitates a trek to main campus for meal plan food and the harrowing confusion that besets those who attempt to navigate the opposite side of Andrews, a bizarre and mirror-reversed alternate universe. Residents can look forward to comfortable living, at least relative to other first-years. When, as seniors, a fit of nostalgia brings them back to their beloved dorm, they will still be able to enter by swiping through the west terrace door (universal card access) and ignoring the broken lock on the inner door. They will fondly remember the good days and wonder if the new generation of first-years is sticking together as well as they did in sociable old Andrews Hall.

Jamie Brew

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Emery Hall
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Emery as well as the connected Woolley, which is virtually the same provides little reason to venture far from your room: Emery offers an elevator, semiprivate bathrooms, a gym and the V-Dub right downstairs and close proximity to Thayer Street, the Gate and the OMAC. Living in Pembroke leaves you a bit far from Wriston, the Main Green and the Ratty. While not terrible, the rooms have cinderblock walls and are nothing flashy. The gym lacks several machines, and the V-Dub closes on weekends. You can go to the gym every day, and with the V-Dub below you, you often stop going to the Ratty after the first three weeks. You may get a bit sequestered living in Pembroke, and you have to make an effort to venture out to Wriston, Grad Center or other dorms. But when you dont feel like walking to the Ratty on the weekends, you can walk out your door to somewhere on Thayer and grab breakfast before the Gate opens.

Sam Rubinroit

Em-Wool see Emery Hall; Woolley Hall Everett House see Keeney Quadrangle Hope College
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Hope is the smallest first-year dorm on campus, with 31 doubles, many of which are among the largest at Brown. It is centrally located on the Main Green next to Faunce. And Hope residents get free Spring Weekend tickets come April provided the weather is sunny and the show takes place outside. The brick walls in each room leave much to be desired, and each floor has only one, co-ed communal bathroom. There is a really cool roof that residents will never, ever be able to access though everyone will try. Hope College is a tight-knit group of 62 first-years that has been described in past years as somewhat of a co-ed fraternity. But throw out any thoughts of dormcest seeing the cute kid down the hall in the bathroom every morning makes Hope more conducive to a sibling friendship than a romance.

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Jameson House see Keeney Quadrangle Keeney Quadrangle

Mike Makowsky

The largest first-year residence hall, Keeney has a reputation for fostering all-night debauchery and lifelong friendships. While the enormous quadrangle-shaped building is arbitrarily divided into eight houses, The Herald decided to ignore those divisions and show you how Keeney is really divided horizontally, not vertically. The actual floor numbers change depending upon which house youre in (yes, its super confusing, and no, we dont know why), so we did our best to split the house into five horizontal floors that each share common experiences. Keeney-ites are unified by their location and general enthusiasm, but residents bond over each floors idiosyncrasies.

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Keeney Basement and First Floor

(0th floor for Mead and Jameson. 1st floor for Poland, Archibald, Bronson and Everett 101-115 and 122-130.)

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The gym is outside the door, the laundry room is down the hall and the trash room is much closer to basement dwellers than to anyone else. Unlike your third-floor counterparts, youll never have to lug an overflowing laundry basket or two trashcans down multiple flights of stairs. Its Keeney, so it will smell terrible. You may occasionally find beer or vomit on the floor. And on nights when you want to crash early, 2 a.m. dance parties may serve as a less-than-welcome distraction. The Keeney experience has its downsides the dorm is overheated, definitely not the cleanest and more than a little loud come nightfall. But the location is great, the doubles are luxurious and the experience of living with so many other first-years helps you make friends quickly. And though the basement may not be the best-lit part of the building, it is definitely a cozy and convenient place to live. Shefali Luthra

(1st floor for Mead, Jameson and Everett 117-121 and 132-134. 2nd floor for Poland, Archibald, Bronson, Everett 201-216 and 222-230. Includes gym and Arnold Lounge.)

Keeney Second Floor

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Since the doors to enter are on your level, you never have to climb up stairs (which is extra helpful on move-in day), you can meet tons of people without even trying (because everyone goes through your hallway), you have great access to the gym and you can go directly onto the quad to relax on a warm day. Depending on what side of the hall you live on, you might have bars on your window. As the most convenient floor in the largest dorm, this is one of the best places for first-years to live. And for better or worse, you get the Keeney experience living with about 30 percent of the firstyear class, having lots of parties nearby, living in good-sized rooms (but with old furniture), sharing bathrooms and seeing broken exit signs every Friday and Saturday night without fail.

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Greg Jordan-Detamore and Sahil Luthra

(2nd floor for Mead, Jameson and Everett 217-221 and 232-234. 3rd floor for Poland, Archibald, Bronson and Everett 301-316 and 322-330.)

Keeney Third Floor

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Youre either on the ground level or one level above it (which is helpful in a building with no elevators), and youre right above Keeneys gym, close enough to make it a tempting study break for even the laziest Brunonians. Think of going to the V-Dub as eating out. The few single-use bathrooms theres one on the second floor of Poland can serve as makeshift accommodations if you cant eject your roommate when your significant other is visiting. But you didnt read that here. The toilets in some areas dont really flush properly be sure to put some work orders in with Facilities Management as soon as possible if you find plumbing problems. And dont count on all the kitchens and lounges near you being open because ResLife commonly turns them into makeshift bedrooms without updating the floorplans. It can be a bit noisy near ground level (especially if your room is near entryways) on weekend nights, Thirsty Thursdays, etc. but being near the heart of the action can have its perks too. The rooms in Keeney are bigger than many that sophomores get, so take advantage of that. Youll have lots of structured and informal opportunities to make friends with first-years on your hall, and you can maintain those friendships for the rest of your stay here. Overall, Keeneys a very comfortable and exciting place to live freshman year.

Alex Bell

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(3rd floor for Mead, Jameson and Everett 317-321 and 332-334. 4th floor for Poland, Archibald, Bronson and Everett 401-415, 422, 424 and 426-430. Includes the rooms with bay windows: M312, M314, M316, P308, P310, A406, A408, A410, P432 and P434.)

Keeney Fourth Floor

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Hands down, this is the best Keeney floor. Youve got deluxe doubles on the secret hallways, relative isolation from the noisy lower floors and multiple kitchens and lounges along with the general Keeney perk of proximity to classrooms, parties and most people living on campus, including hundreds of fellow first-years. Youll be far from laundry rooms. And since it still is Keeney, expect gross post-rager bathrooms, broken exit signs and general loudness. On Keeneys fourth floor, prepare for the full college experience, complete with all the perks and drawbacks of being in the largest first-year dorm. Youll most likely get to know and hang out with everyone on your floor. And if youre lucky, youll be able to host parties in your extra-large double (with included window seat) or in-room kitchen. Sure, youll have to sort through more than 100 Facebook notifications for friend requests, shower flip-flops will be very necessary and youll have to navigate your way through clouds of pot smoke. But hey, thats college, right? Julien Ouellet

(4th floor for Mead, Jameson and Everett 417- 421, 423, 425 and 432-440. 5th floor for Poland, Archibald and Bronson.)

Keeney Top Floor

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Living on the top floor of Keeney, you get to fully experience the social benefits of living in Browns largest first-year dorm, but you dont have to deal with a lot of noisy foot traffic. Moving all your belongings in and out takes a lot more effort, as does going all the way down to the basement for laundry. The top floor of Keeney is an interesting place. Because of storage rooms and the lounges, it feels a bit more isolated and less crowded than other floors, which is a plus in that youre near all the action, but its not too hectic. Plus, youre never too far away from Archibald Lounge parties, which you can in all likelihood expect on the first night of orientation. Ethan McCoy

Littlefield Hall

Littlefield is a centrally located, small dorm off of Lincoln Field (the one with the statue of Marcus Aurelius, the man on the horse). With only about 70 students, Littlefields intimacy lends itself to a familial atmosphere, complete with living room, study area and kitchen. The entirely first-year dorm has very large rooms and access to a stunning roof view thats worth the acrobatics it takes to get there. Not living in Keeney might stoke your fear of missing out, but you will soon appreciate the perks of going to the nearby quadrangle to party and then coming home to sleep in a more mellow space. Unfortunately, residents are forced to move out their belongings between the fall and spring semesters to accommodate athletes who have practice over winter break. Littlefield is like living with a family at the center of campus. By fostering a sense of community, it offers a great launching point for setting off into the world of Brunonia. Because of the presence of a substance-free floor in the four-floor dorm, the community is often split down the line between special-interest and regular housing students. What you lose in uproarious Animal House-esque antics, you gain in stability. But try not to isolate yourself in the Littlefield bubble use its centrality to act as a liaison and bridge the chasm between Keeney and Pembroke.

Mead House see Keeney Quadrangle Mo-Champ see Morriss Hall; Champlin Hall

Jenny Bloom

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Morriss Hall

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Like its neighbors Champlin, Emery and Woolley, Morriss has basement access to the V-Dub and gym (a blessing in the cold winter months) and semiprivate bathrooms. It is also located just seconds away from CVS and a variety of Thayer Street eateries. The cinderblock walls are not aesthetically pleasing, and the heating sometimes doesnt work very well. Though it is farther from main campus than Keeney, Morriss is quieter, cleaner and located on the beautiful Pembroke campus. The network of interconnected dorm buildings allows you to socialize, eat and exercise without stepping outdoors once. Decently sized rooms and semiprivate bathrooms, which are cleaned at least twice a week, make for a very comfortable living experience. Aparna Bansal

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New Pembroke #3

A quiet and cozy dorm on Pembroke campus, NP3 is well heated and close to Thayer Street (especially CVS), the Pembroke eateries and two gyms the OMAC and the Emery satellite gym. The rooms are not big, and the hallways are dimly lit and narrow. Living at the north end of campus, much of your life is centered around Pembroke: eating in the V-Dub, late-night snacking in the Gate and working out in the Emery gym. The small hallways of NP3 make socializing with dormmates more difficult, but people tend to congregate in the kitchen. If all else fails, knock on a neighbors door.

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Inkyu Kim

Thanks to an overhaul of the decor last summer, NP4 has a lot of newness to offer: lounges, kitchens, paint, bathrooms and furniture. The second floor especially has its perks, with skylights and balconies in a few rooms.

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NP4 isnt very close to main campus about 7 minutes sans snow and slush, though access to all Thayer Street has to offer more than makes up for it. And while new it may be, big it is not. Rooms are about 110 square feet pack lightly! NP4 is a small dorm where you get to know not only your hallway, but also your whole floor and the floors above and below you. Typically a tight-knit unit, NP4-ers enjoy all of the Pembroke perks together, including delicious Gate sandwiches, quick shopping trips to Thayer and access to the Emery gym and the V-Dub. Since its makeover last year, the dorm has definitely improved, but the doubles are still tiny so make sure to leave the couches at home, and come prepared to get to know your roommate very, very well.

North Wayland see Wayland House Perkins Hall

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Kristina Fazzalaro

The residence hall closest to Thayers quirky stepsister Wickenden Street, Perkins is the perfect place for students who want a strong bond with their hall-mates or guaranteed exercise from daily walks to campus. The rooms do not make up in size or luxury for the remote setting in fact, theyre some of the smallest on campus. Everyone seems to know it the residents of Perkins Hall are a family. Though these bonds are strengthened more by long walks and snowy nights when no one wants to step foot outside than by anything else, friendships grown in Perkins can last a lifetime. Plus, its supposedly the best place on campus to find a future spouse: Unsubstantiated rumor has it that 60 percent of marriages between Brown alums occur between Perkins alums.

Emma Wohl

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Poland House see Keeney Quadrangle Quiet Housing see Hope College; Littlefield Hall; Perkins Hall Single-Sex Housing see East Andrews Hall; West Andrews Hall Substance-Free Housing see Emery Hall; Perkins Hall; Wayland House
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Sitting atop Wriston Quad, Wayland House divided into North and South Wayland is close to most of the important buildings on campus. With the Ratty less than a minute away and the Main Green just across the street, students living here will have no excuses for being late to anything. Living in the only building other than the Ratty on Wriston Quad not associated with a fraternity or sorority can make life very noisy, both inside the dorm and out, especially on weekend nights. The location alone makes for a great dorm to have your first year. Because its small compared to other options (roughly 80 first-years), you can expect to get to know your floor-mates very well. There is no real difference between North and South Wayland, aside from the Jabberwocks (an allmale a cappella group) having a lounge in the North Wayland basement.

Woolley Hall

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Joseph Rosales

West Andrews Hall

The urinal that is, sink in each and every room lets you avoid the freshman rite of passage that is brushing your teeth in front of 10 other people. Also, theres an elevator. There are very few rooms per hall. Expect your Keeney friends to never want to visit you, but definitely bring an AeroBed, because your spacious room is well suited for guests. And Pembrokes greens are an under-appreciated luxury. But the locks on the bathrooms are, for whatever reason, much stronger than those in Keeney. Be prepared to do a major duct-taping job if you want to prop them open otherwise youll need to bring your key along every time nature calls.

Sam Levison

Woolley Hall
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The V-Dub and a satellite gym are located on the ground floor. The dorm is right off Thayer Street and boasts semiprivate bathrooms, laundry machines on every floor and a shared elevator with Emery. Woolley is a bit of a walk from the Main Green and most academic buildings on campus. Though Woolley may be isolated from main campus, you can get food or work out without stepping outside, and the dorm has the advantage of relatively new furniture, bright lighting and semiprivate bathrooms. The elevator in Emery will make move-in day a breeze. David

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